4/18: Open Game Thread, Part 3

I agree on a logical level

But on the surface, it really pisses me off in a knee-jerk reaction sort of way.

by JLC on Apr 18, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions

None, you say?

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on Apr 18, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions

That "Obsessed" movie trailer is running at the top of the screen.

Ali Larter is HAWT!

Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm ghost like Swayze!
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997

by JLProck on Apr 18, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions

I read this as

Al Leiter is HAWT!

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by Corco on Apr 18, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions

It's hard to find the new thread when there's only one link

by JI on Apr 18, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions

Here you go

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/4/18/844293/4-18-open-game-thread-part-3
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/4/18/844293/4-18-open-game-thread-part-3
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/4/18/844293/4-18-open-game-thread-part-3
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/4/18/844293/4-18-open-game-thread-part-3

by ermac on Apr 18, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm already here

jeez

by JI on Apr 18, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions

You can have 4 different tabs, though!

by Wilder. on Apr 18, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions

I followed all of those links but they all just sent me back here. What am I doing wrong?

by mark sobba on Apr 18, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Click harder

by ermac on Apr 18, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Hit is with a hammer.

by msb on Apr 18, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions

I will hit it with Bold Caps!

by mark sobba on Apr 18, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Strategy

Not as effective as saying nothing, though

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 18, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Precision clicking is harder in my condition

by JI on Apr 18, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions

We don't have enough catchers for that strategy

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 18, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions

Well, at least managers are still bringing in lefties to face Ichiro

by JLC on Apr 18, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions

He hits lefties just as good as righties.

Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm ghost like Swayze!
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997

by JLProck on Apr 18, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions

And you'd think after 8 years or whatever, they'd notice.

by JLC on Apr 18, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions

So this guy's nothing special.

Rip ’im a new one Ichiro.

by Omerta on Apr 18, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions

Ohhhh, Seay can you see.....

by msb on Apr 18, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions

Still time to make up for the error, Ichiro.

by Sinking Away on Apr 18, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions

So Verlander-Jackson-Porcello is some serious velocity for three starters

by Fett42 on Apr 18, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

MONKEY PISS

by Omerta on Apr 18, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

BULL

by Fett42 on Apr 18, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

FUCKING BLOODY HELL

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 18, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

Yeah this umpire is going to hell hes a stupid piece of shit

by gregrabble on Apr 18, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK THIS TEAM

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by Corco on Apr 18, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

NO FUCKING WAY

by Wilder. on Apr 18, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

This ump's missing a good game

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on Apr 18, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Wow Ichiro, this has been a bad game for you.

You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.

by Goose on Apr 18, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

Wonder if he stayed to have a chat with Dale Scott as the rest of us went to commercial.

by msb on Apr 18, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Well, that was interesting.

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

IMA GUNNA CUT YOU BITCH

by JLC on Apr 18, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

And that was a total bullshit strike

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

BULLPUCKEY

by JI on Apr 18, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

SHOW ME THE WHATEVER YOU CALL IT BOX THING NOW

by Wilder. on Apr 18, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

What? How was that a strike?

by mark sobba on Apr 18, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

chivas has cheerleaders?

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 18, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

Yup.

by msb on Apr 18, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh good, another fresh helping of bullshit

by Nick S on Apr 18, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

Fuck this umpire and everyone he loves

by gregrabble on Apr 18, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

4 Ks in the last 2 games for Ichiro

by Fett42 on Apr 18, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions

lailaihei, re: "Yuni takes strikes all the time."

Not true.
His Z-swing last year was 69%. That’s in the top 35 in baseball. Yuni’s bad at a lot, but not at swinging or making contact.

A Form on Yuniesky Betancourt

by yuniform on Apr 18, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions

That's about the only thing he does

by ermac on Apr 18, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions

So let him HAVE that.

A Form on Yuniesky Betancourt

by yuniform on Apr 18, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions

WHO ARE YOU GOING TO DEFEND WHEN YUNI IS RELEASED?

by Wilder. on Apr 18, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Well, before Yuni there was Pineiro

I’ll find someone else.

A Form on Yuniesky Betancourt

by yuniform on Apr 18, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions

gross

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions

He had a good first game.

I also got an early attachment to Franklin after he pitched those two no-hitters in the minors.
I’m a sucker.

A Form on Yuniesky Betancourt

by yuniform on Apr 18, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions

YOU FUCKING LEAVE GUTZ ALONE

by Wilder. on Apr 18, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Bad read...

by Wilder. on Apr 18, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions

(I was careful not to use a b)

A Form on Yuniesky Betancourt

by yuniform on Apr 18, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions

By the way, shouldn't your sig read:

“A Forum on Yuni…”

by Wilder. on Apr 18, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, but I'd need comments for it to be a forum.

A Form on Yuniesky Betancourt

by yuniform on Apr 18, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm with you 100%

by Dewey N on Apr 18, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions

ICHIRO SHOULD GET IN HIS AIRPLANE AND DROP A BOMB ON THIS UMP'S HOUSE

by JLC on Apr 18, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions

I prefer the Gap Band to do my bomb dropping.

by royalcurve on Apr 18, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions

This game has been anything but Outstanding

by Nick S on Apr 18, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Well done.

by royalcurve on Apr 18, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions

I fear he may only succeed in awaking a sleeping giant

by Fett42 on Apr 18, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Both Seattle teams are going to lose 2-0 today aren't they

by Nick S on Apr 18, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions

Having horrible professional sports teams is sorta our thing

by JLC on Apr 18, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions

I thought that was last year.

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 18, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Not on Sean White's watch

by JBell523 on Apr 18, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions

I miss Kasey

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 18, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Bring back Preston! Bring back Preston!

Does Ben still look like a deer in the headlights?

by msb on Apr 18, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions

It's Eylander, and he's been competant aside from the retarded Riley own-goal

Yay! Zakuani in to start the second half.

by Nick S on Apr 18, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions

I know nothing about Eylander.

my font of information has let me down.

by msb on Apr 18, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions

And...yellow card

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 18, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Thank goodness

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 18, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Fuck everything

by Nick S on Apr 18, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions

If you bunt foul for a third strike can the runner go?

by Fett42 on Apr 18, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions

On second thought if you could people would do it all the time

by Fett42 on Apr 18, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Inge needs a uniform that actually fits.

by royalcurve on Apr 18, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions

So we should have the bases loaded, one down rightn ow

not out of the inning. UGH

by seattlebruin on Apr 18, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions

I would be sad if I went to a baseball game and had to watch Sean White

Especially if it’s Felix’s 3rd start of the season

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by Corco on Apr 18, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions

Thankfully it was only Bedard's 3rd start

by ermac on Apr 18, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions

I just had flashbacks to Felix's 3rd start in 07

Where I got to the game shortly after it started only to find that he was injured and Sean White was warming up quickly

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by Corco on Apr 18, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Guess who has the lowest P/PA of our hitters!

Hint: He didn’t come over on a raft!

by JLC on Apr 18, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions

He came on a boat

by seattlebruin on Apr 18, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Take a look at him he's on a motherfucking boat!

by seattlebruin on Apr 18, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Riding on a dolphin, doing flips n' shit!

by JLC on Apr 18, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Did he go to Central America on a raft and then come to the United States on an airplane?

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by Corco on Apr 18, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Nope

by JLC on Apr 18, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Better hint: It is not Yuniesky Betancourt

by JLC on Apr 18, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Stupid wave

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 18, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions

And, while we are pitching, too.

smart.

by msb on Apr 18, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions

His name isn't Francisco Rodney Dave, good effort though

by gregrabble on Apr 18, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions

Sean White looks like a right-handed Matt Thornton

by Wilder. on Apr 18, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions

Endy/Griffey/Beltre in the next inning...

by Kermit. on Apr 18, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions

Coming up.

by Sinking Away on Apr 18, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Endy will bunt

by d rod on Apr 18, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions

I wasn't kidding when I predicted the M's are going to set a record for bunt attempts.

by Kermit. on Apr 18, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Well he IS the buntmaster.

by Omerta on Apr 18, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Even if someone gets on base, Sweeney will screw it up.

by Wilder. on Apr 18, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Any good pinch hitters available? I'm trying to remember who is available and I'm drawing blanks.

by Kermit. on Apr 18, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Cedeno

by Wilder. on Apr 18, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Hey, I forgot they moved Loafie to first and played Cedeno at 2nd last night.

Kind of surprised me.

by Kermit. on Apr 18, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Burke, Balentien, Branyan

The killed B’s.

A Form on Yuniesky Betancourt

by yuniform on Apr 18, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

WAHHRRRRGARBLLL

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by Corco on Apr 18, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions

Fair enough.

by Omerta on Apr 18, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Holy crap

Yuni got to it.

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 18, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions

Sigh

by royalcurve on Apr 18, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

Well, that was a great play by Sweeney.

by Heydude on Apr 18, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

FUCKING MIKE SWEEENEY

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by Corco on Apr 18, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

Nice he had him picked off if he had caught the ball

by gregrabble on Apr 18, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

FUCKING PICKOFF MOVES

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by Corco on Apr 18, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

why are we throwing pickoffs

when there are 2 fucking outs!! get the dude out at the plate!!

by MissoulaMarinerFan on Apr 18, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh my God, Sweeney couldn't be more worthless if he tried

by JLC on Apr 18, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

Granderson is quite the athlete. Can we get him?

by Sinking Away on Apr 18, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions

MAYBE WE CAN TRADE MIKE SWEENEY FOR HIM STRAIGHT UP

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by Corco on Apr 18, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions

That seems probable.

by gregrabble on Apr 18, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions

SWEENEY HAS VETERAN EXPERIENCE IN THE AMERICAN LEAGUE CENTRAL

HE KNOWS THE ROYALS

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by Corco on Apr 18, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions

Get on that Z.

by Sinking Away on Apr 18, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions

Thankfully Detroit made Bavasi their GM

by d rod on Apr 18, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions

GENIUS

by d rod on Apr 18, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions

Only if they throw in Guillen

by ermac on Apr 18, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions

That would make it fair.

Then I’m in.

by Heydude on Apr 18, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Tigers traded away all of their CF depth.

So I doubt it.

by Wilder. on Apr 18, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions

You need to catch the ball first.

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions

Woo Beltre

But fuck this game

by Fett42 on Apr 18, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions

Ew.

by Wilder. on Apr 18, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Here we go.

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions

PLEASE SCORE MULTIPLE RUNS!

You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.

by Goose on Apr 18, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions

Never give up!

by JI on Apr 18, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions

Roy Halladay and Cla Meredith share the MLB lead in wins

by Fett42 on Apr 18, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions

I don't want to hear the fat lady this inning.

Extras, please.

by Sinking Away on Apr 18, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions

If we win this game we're making the playoffs

I’m positive of this

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by Corco on Apr 18, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions

If Sean White were a transmission

He’d be an automatic clutch

by Tony S on Apr 18, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions

Greinke and Jakubauskas look very similar

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions

Is it pronounced Porchello?

by Fett42 on Apr 18, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions

Yes

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by Corco on Apr 18, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Poor-sell-o

by Wilder. on Apr 18, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Really?

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by Corco on Apr 18, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

That's what I was thinking all this time...

by Fett42 on Apr 18, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

It's Porchello, presuming it's of Italian origin

by JLC on Apr 18, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Answer to above trivia question:

Yuniesky Betancourt P/PA: 3.6
Kenji Johjima P/PA: 3.0
Mike Sweeney P/PA: 2.9

by JLC on Apr 18, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions

But Yuni's swinging more than Kenji.

So don’t anybody be getting any ideas.

A Form on Yuniesky Betancourt

by yuniform on Apr 18, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions

If Endy doesn't get on base

We lose.

by gregrabble on Apr 18, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions

Back-to-back jacks?

by Wilder. on Apr 18, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm hoping that I'm wrong just a prediction

by gregrabble on Apr 18, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Endyoscopy

by msb on Apr 18, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Base hit, walk, bomb. Lets do this.

You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.

by Goose on Apr 18, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions

IF YOU HIT A HOME RUN I WILL BUY AN ENDY CHAVEZ JERSEY RIGHT NOW

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by Corco on Apr 18, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions

Homeruns are rally killers.

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 18, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Not with no outs

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by Corco on Apr 18, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions

I'll take a walk here

by JBell523 on Apr 18, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions

And he shows bunt...

by d rod on Apr 18, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions

If Ichiro makes that throw and Lopez has a metabolism this is a 1-1 game

Potentially

by Fett42 on Apr 18, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions

Doesn't fuck up that throw rather

by Fett42 on Apr 18, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Griffey's infield pop-up with Chavez on 3B with 1-out hurt as well.

by Wilder. on Apr 18, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions

He's got a good eye.

by Sinking Away on Apr 18, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions

THAT WAS LOW MOTHERFUCKERS

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by Corco on Apr 18, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions

Gameday showed ball 4 on the edge of the zone.

A Form on Yuniesky Betancourt

by yuniform on Apr 18, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Good start!

You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.

by Goose on Apr 18, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

by JBell523 on Apr 18, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions

Walk.

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions

DON'T TRY TO STEAL ENDY

by d rod on Apr 18, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

BALL FOUR!!!

I LOVE YOU ENDY CHAVEZ

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by Corco on Apr 18, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

yes yes yes

by JI on Apr 18, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

Please no DP or CS

by Fett42 on Apr 18, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

Thank you umpire for not destroying our hopes

by gregrabble on Apr 18, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

COME ON JUNIOR!!!!!!!

You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.

by Goose on Apr 18, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

Woody Keller's strikezone is edgy tonight

by Tony S on Apr 18, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

ENDY WALK

I APPROVE

by JLC on Apr 18, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

YOU ARE THE CAUSE OF MY SMILES

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by Corco on Apr 18, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

Go my MAN. Walk.

by Sinking Away on Apr 18, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

YEEEEHAAAAAA here we go!

by Kermit. on Apr 18, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

Here comes the whiffmeister

by Robert on Apr 18, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

Tie run at the plate, here we go!

by Heydude on Apr 18, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

LET'S DO IT MOTHERFUCKERS

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Aw cute he drew us a moving picture

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 18, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions

This is fascinating

by Fett42 on Apr 18, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions

If we win here, this is the new Rally gif.

You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.

by Goose on Apr 18, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions

There is a reason the wheels are the color of shit

by Tony S on Apr 18, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions

The little engine that could!

They should play this instead of the Rocky clip on the jumbo screen.

by mark sobba on Apr 18, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions

I still say this is dirty

by JI on Apr 18, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions

That smoke seems to be disobeying the laws of physics

by Fett42 on Apr 18, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions

Please

by gregrabble on Apr 18, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

ALLOW ME TO BELIEVE IN YOU AGAIN, JUNIOR

by JLC on Apr 18, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions

God damn you Griffey

by Fett42 on Apr 18, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions

JESUS GRIFFEY

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by Corco on Apr 18, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions

SCORE BEFORE SWEENEY CAN RUIN EVERYTHING

by JLC on Apr 18, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions

Please get a hit

please oh please

by gregrabble on Apr 18, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions

RALLY CHEW TIME

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by Corco on Apr 18, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions

Do it Grif.

by Decatur on Apr 18, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions

meh

by Omerta on Apr 18, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions

Well, Griffey hit the crap out of that one.

by Heydude on Apr 18, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions

Woo got it slightly past the infield!

Beltre is our only hope

by gregrabble on Apr 18, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions

Failure.

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions

GOOD GOD SEATTLE

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 18, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions

Fuck.

NOW IS A GOOD TIME FOR YOUR FIRST HOMER BELTRE!

You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.

by Goose on Apr 18, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions

HAS BEEN

by JLC on Apr 18, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions

Beltre. KILL LADY LUCK.

by Sinking Away on Apr 18, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions

Not happening.

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 18, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions

C'mon baby you're due

by Kermit. on Apr 18, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions

GOD!

You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.

by Goose on Apr 18, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions

We lose

by gregrabble on Apr 18, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions

AGAIN GOOD GOD SEATTLE

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 18, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions

FUCKING WARNING TRACK HITS

by Fett42 on Apr 18, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions

Home run or a goal

I’ll take either one in either game

by Nick S on Apr 18, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions

LAME!!!

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions

OH SICK

by Wilder. on Apr 18, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions

Dang it, about 10 feet short.

by Heydude on Apr 18, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK I HATE THIS FUCKING STADIUM AND EVERYTHING IT STANDS FOR AND EVERYONE IN IT

by JLC on Apr 18, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions

GOD I THOUGHT THAT WAS A HOME RUN FROM THE SOUND OF THAT

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by Corco on Apr 18, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions

We're boned

by JI on Apr 18, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions

OH GOD

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by Corco on Apr 18, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions

Who must we sacrifice to the BABIP Gods?

by Decatur on Apr 18, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions

Time for Sweeney K: Demon Barber.

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions

GOD DAMN THAT WAS SMOKED WHAT THE FUCK

by JLC on Apr 18, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions

A WARNING TRACK SHOT AND A FINGERTIP SAVEE AT THE SAME TIME

THERE IS NO GOD

by Nick S on Apr 18, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions

THIS IS EXPANDING ON WHAT I SAID

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 18, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Sweeney stop sucking just for 1 AB

by gregrabble on Apr 18, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions

SWEENEY PLEASE PROVE TO ME THAT I HAVE REASON FOR LIKING YOU

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by Corco on Apr 18, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions

If Sweeney goes deep here, the universe as we know it will end.

You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.

by Goose on Apr 18, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions

That would work for me.

by Sinking Away on Apr 18, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions

HERE CXOMES MIKE SWEENEY TO SWING AT PITCHES

by JLC on Apr 18, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

C'Mon Sweeney, talk about being due.

by Heydude on Apr 18, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

Been due for 5 years

by Decatur on Apr 18, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

Sounds about right.

by Heydude on Apr 18, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions

When we trade Beltre to a contender like the Tigers

Maybe we’ll get Inge and Zuyama in exchange

by Tony S on Apr 18, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

He's gonna see more than three pitches!

moral victory?

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by yuniform on Apr 18, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

HE'S SEEN MORE THAN 2.9 PITCHES IN THIS PA!

WEEEEEEEEEEE

by JLC on Apr 18, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

He can walk.

For…Loafie

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 18, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

3-2 oh shit... Lopez on deck if he walks we might have a small chance

by gregrabble on Apr 18, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

PLEASE WALK

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by Corco on Apr 18, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions

Shit

by Kermit. on Apr 18, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions

Game Over.

Well, at least we have Slimmer Silva going tomorrow!

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 18, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions

Lame.

You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.

by Goose on Apr 18, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions

And now we are screwed I hate this stupid team we are crap

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 18, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions

WELL THAT'S A PILE OF PPOP

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by Corco on Apr 18, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions

Fuck everyone I hate my life

by gregrabble on Apr 18, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions

Darn

by JI on Apr 18, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions

Whatever.

by ThundaPC on Apr 18, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions

Dang it, Sweeney still sucks.

by Heydude on Apr 18, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK THAT

FUCK THIS FAILURE OF A LINEUP

by JLC on Apr 18, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions

First place!

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by yuniform on Apr 18, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions

ABANDON SHIP

by JI on Apr 18, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions

.

by Tony S on Apr 18, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions

WHERE'S THE PHONE?!

SCREW IT I’M JUMPING

by JLC on Apr 18, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions

DESPAIR!!!!

by Decatur on Apr 18, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions

2 out of 3 I will take.

Sweeney is nothing more than clubhouse glue.

by Omerta on Apr 18, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions

i thought that is what jr is

by josh_h on Apr 18, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions

I guess it takes 2 people to replace Cairo.

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by yuniform on Apr 18, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions

He's more expensive, ethnic glue

by JLC on Apr 18, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Also, please capitalize where appropriate

by JLC on Apr 18, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions

If so, he's that kind of glue that burns the holy hell out of you

by Decatur on Apr 18, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Assballs

by Nick S on Apr 18, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions

Wak ball lost that game for us.

by Wilder. on Apr 18, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

I thought throwing past the catcher did.

by msb on Apr 18, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions

This line-up is Turrible

Turrible turrible turrible

by JBell523 on Apr 18, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

We better be able to trade for Aaron Boone at the deadline

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by Corco on Apr 18, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

Shut out, but everyone in the West lost, so we didn't lose any ground.

by Sinking Away on Apr 18, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

or bret boone

by josh_h on Apr 18, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

On the plus side, EriKKKKKKKK!

by Decatur on Apr 18, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions

He's not going to want to re-sign if we can't win his starts

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by Corco on Apr 18, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions

how detrimental was that bs thrid stike call on ichiro?

by josh_h on Apr 18, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions

Not as detrimental as his error.

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 18, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions

On a scale of Angel Hernandez to Mike Reilly

Dale Scott.

by Omerta on Apr 18, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions

So I'd say taking Edwin Jackson over Putz was a pretty good decision

by JBell523 on Apr 18, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

Well considering we were shutout...

I might argue with that statement. But yeah, bad throw as well.

by josh_h on Apr 18, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

PANIC!!!!!

This would have been a great day to pull away from the pack but it didn’t happen.
Whatever. Just 150 more games to go.

by mark sobba on Apr 18, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

True, but after watching tonight's offense and then remembering the players that actually

comprise this team, Im quite thankful that we have as big a lead in the West as we do

by Rudy4three on Apr 18, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions

I think Mike Sweeney should join Steve Hecht as Mariners Performance Coach.

and let someone else fill his well-worn spot on the bench.

by msb on Apr 18, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

Hopefully he'll get hurt soon, go on the permanent DL.. Im sure he can still sit in the dugout the rest of the year

by Rudy4three on Apr 18, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Edwin Jackson rubbed it in Bill Kreugers grill

by gregrabble on Apr 18, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

Jeff, is this an official account?

http://twitter.com/lookoutlanding

by Tony S on Apr 18, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions

They write back to me.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Not really

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Officially sanctioned though, right?

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by Corco on Apr 18, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions

This song is awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76yWZcsgwF8

by Tony S on Apr 18, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Officially known about

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Who is writing to me then?

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 18, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Taylor H

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by Corco on Apr 18, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Surprise!

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 18, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions

I refuse to believe this

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 18, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions

It's as true as your username being NOLAmarinergirl

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by Corco on Apr 18, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Mariner78

by Tony S on Apr 18, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Tony S

by Sinking Away on Apr 18, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions

OH COME ON THAT WASNT EVEN CLOSE

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

Damn good showing by the away Sounders fans

by Nick S on Apr 18, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions

It's like LL at a LAA game

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 18, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Is there an official futbol term for the playing of "keepaway"?

by msb on Apr 18, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Did they soap down the field before the game? Everyone's slipping all over the place

by Nick S on Apr 18, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions

I figured it had rained.

No?

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 18, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Well, yeah, but I like my conspiracy theory better

by Nick S on Apr 18, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

It's really wet with the tears of the football gods

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 18, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Riley the dickhat off, Sanna on, 3-5-2 time

Me likey

by Nick S on Apr 18, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions

Atiba Harris hurt!

That’s what he gets for being a grabby fouly obnoxious pest

by Nick S on Apr 18, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions

I'm still weirded out by their jerseys saying Xbox 360 across the chest

instead of Sounders FC. I’m glad this trend hasn’t made it’s way over to baseball yet.

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 18, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions

It's just the way football is.

Unless you’re the coolest team in the Premier League, of course

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 18, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Worry not

I’m sure once they start winning somebody will want to be associated with them

by Robert on Apr 18, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions

This is why I'll never get a Sonuders jersey

But the scarves look nice.
It doesn’t bother me with European teams because no one cares if I’m repping an Italian milk company.

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by yuniform on Apr 18, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

- Coach Owens, April 10, 2009

by Tony S on Apr 18, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions

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