4/17: Open Game Thread, Part 2

I see from Gameday that he has 6 Ks to 1 BB and 8 GB outs and that he has only given up singles (including 2 IF singles). So that looks good, but what do people watching the game think?

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 17, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

4 of the 6 hits touched one of our infielders

by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Thanks

I have MLB alerts on my phone so I was worried when they scored 3 early.

But sounds good to me

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Apr 17, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions

The ghost of Ibanez is alive in left

by CHEAP ROUNDS AT NORM'S on Apr 17, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

What happened to Russ?

by MFAN on Apr 17, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

Out with tight back.

by ThundaPC on Apr 17, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Thanks

by MFAN on Apr 17, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Hurt something sliding into home.

Ankle or maybe his back?

by Heydude on Apr 17, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Hopefully he's ok.

by MFAN on Apr 17, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Awww, Lopez trying to be a good boy and hit to right field... that was cute, but ineffective

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions

I was really wanting lopez to bunt

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

by wadswerth on Apr 17, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions

I just wanted him to hammer a hanging breaking ball for an RBI single, instead he just tried to place it in right

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Fuck

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

shit!

I am no longer an advocate of elaborate techniques of security analysis in order to find superior value opportunities.
Benjamin Graham -

by ChaseB on Apr 17, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

Nice one Ronnie.

by AtomicGarden on Apr 17, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

Cedeno bobbled the ball, got a great hit, and then gets thrown out stealing.

Crap.

by Heydude on Apr 17, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

SEND HIM BACK TO THAT CRAPHOLE IN CHICAGO

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions

He should have been on third to begin with. That fly ball took forever to come down, and then bounced away from the fielders

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions

GOD FUCK WHAT WAS THAT

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by Corco on Apr 17, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions

Hey that was stupid

by JLC on Apr 17, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions

-

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 17, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

I'm confused Re: Rats > Crap > Poop

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions

This is seriously the stupidest image ever.

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 17, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions

It's generally not nice to bad mouth gifts

by Robert on Apr 17, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions

I think you mean gifs

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions

dead meme

by Robert on Apr 17, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Saying dead meme to dead memes is a dead meme

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Your face is a dead meme.

by Matthew on Apr 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions

I was unaware it was one to begin with.

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions

I always thought crap = poop

by JLC on Apr 17, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions

And a turd is less harmful than Rats

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah that's a Cubs pic

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 17, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Where did that come from?

I don’t get it

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by Corco on Apr 17, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions

It came from BCB and none of us get it.

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions

That explains a lot

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by Corco on Apr 17, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions

So much for Geico, this inning.

by Sinking Away on Apr 17, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions

See, that leadoff gift double would have been a great time to tack on to our lead.

Hell, just bunt twice in a row.

by Matthew on Apr 17, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions

KELLEY TIME!

by Decatur on Apr 17, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions

Time for Kelley to bum us all out

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions

I don't understand why anyone would fear Kelley right now

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A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2009 2:41 AM PDT up reply actions

Kelley!

"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert

by .Taylor on Apr 17, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions

You know what's shitty?

Missing the rally because you’re in a staff meeting. A New Way!

Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on Apr 17, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions

I almost missed it due to mlb.tv taking a dump.

by ThundaPC on Apr 17, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions

You might as well off yourself

it was spectacular

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Maybe Wak is trying not be so predictive.

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Benjamin Graham -

by ChaseB on Apr 17, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

Attack that zone Kelley!

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

I loathe hits on 0-2 counts.

by Matthew on Apr 17, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

That looked like a pretty good pitch that Granderson hit.

by Decatur on Apr 17, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Great pitch too

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 17, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh Fuck

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

I'm assuming Kelley is setting up a double play?

by Heydude on Apr 17, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

Obviously

"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert

by .Taylor on Apr 17, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Bingo!

by Heydude on Apr 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions

of course!!!

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Correct

by Wilder. on Apr 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Yep.

by appleshampoo on Apr 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions

You can read minds?

by CHEAP ROUNDS AT NORM'S on Apr 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Just a lucky hunch.

by Heydude on Apr 17, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Kelley is wise beyond his years.

by Decatur on Apr 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions

It's a trap.

by ThundaPC on Apr 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions

!

by redwolf75 on Apr 17, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions

You don't need to get a DP if you strike him out when you've got him 0-2.

by Sinking Away on Apr 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

DP!!!!!

by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

Woo-hoo!

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

NICE

by AtomicGarden on Apr 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

Perfect!

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Benjamin Graham -

by ChaseB on Apr 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

HEY HEY HEY

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by Corco on Apr 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

YES!!

by MFAN on Apr 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

Kelley seems determined to convince grown men to stalk him with handmade valentines

Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on Apr 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

YES

"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert

by .Taylor on Apr 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions 14 recs

I enjoy this.

by Wilder. on Apr 17, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions

I was waiting since the end of the 5th to post this!

"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert

by .Taylor on Apr 17, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions

YES

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by Corco on Apr 17, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions

WHY DO I LOVE THIS

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 17, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions

HOW IS THIS PoSSIBLE?

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions

You did good kid

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 17, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions

I approve.

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A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 18, 2009 2:43 AM PDT up reply actions

This is amazing

by seattlebruin on Apr 18, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Yuni does turn a good double play.

by Matthew on Apr 17, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

GOD SHAWN KELLEY'S PITCHES MAKE ME SMILE

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by Corco on Apr 17, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

So is Kelley our best reliever?

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

I'd say Lowe

by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions

I'd say Kelley and Lowe.

USSM loves Kelley too.

He’s a rookie, yes. He’s only thrown three major league innings. I know.
But the next time the Mariners are holding on to a one run lead in the 8th inning, he’s the guy I’d want on the mound.

by Decatur on Apr 17, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions

For some reason I keep missing the innings that Lowe pitches, probably because he keeps coming in when we're losing

and I’ve already walked away from the screen in anger, but isnt Lowe still ridiculously wild?

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions

65% strikes on the year

by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions

I CAN TELL YOU WHO I'TS NONT

IT’S NOT BRANDON MORROW

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by Corco on Apr 17, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions

REALLY?

i DON’T KNOW ABOUT THAT.

by redwolf75 on Apr 17, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Catch the damn ball Rob

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

96!

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 17, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions

Poop

by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions

FUCKING HOLD ON TO THE BALL

Am I right? That’s like at least 6 close pitches he’s dropped.

by AtomicGarden on Apr 17, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions

Yes, i dont know what his problem is

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Capitalize personal pronouns please.

by Matthew on Apr 17, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions

If you squint, it capitalizes on it's own.

by Wilder. on Apr 17, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

LIES

by seattlebruin on Apr 17, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions

His problem is he sucks

by Simon Phoenix on Apr 17, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Shit....

by Matthew on Apr 17, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions

Okay, whew.

Miguel Cabrera looks Griffey-esque.

Current Griffey.

by Matthew on Apr 17, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Well his slugging percentage is .900

Is that good?

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions

PHEW!

by Wilder. on Apr 17, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions

Woot inning over

by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions

Inning over, Kelley rules.

by Heydude on Apr 17, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions

Cabrera is a beast. Lets hope we're done with him tonight

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions

FanGraph Twitter updates are awesome

by Indigo_Satellite on Apr 17, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions

Link me to their page?

"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert

by .Taylor on Apr 17, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Classic Yuni

by Wilder. on Apr 17, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions

YUNI YOU ARE A FUCKING WASTE OF SPERM AND EGGS

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 17, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions

That has to be my least favorite breakfast

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Depends what restaurant you're at

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Eggs are my least favorite food

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Corconcurred

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by Corco on Apr 17, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions

You seriously need to stop saying this.

by Matthew on Apr 17, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions

I've been saying it for years without anyone complaining

What’s wrong with it?

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by Corco on Apr 17, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Really?

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 17, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions

I complained about it the very first time you said it here.

by Matthew on Apr 17, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Robert

GO GO GO

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/5/10/507375/14-24#6032318

?

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by Corco on Apr 17, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Perhaps he flagged it.

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 17, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Or bitched to Jeff in private

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Those two events happen on every comment

by Matthew on Apr 17, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Whatever, fourth or fifth time.

I don’t care. I told you to stop using it before.

by Matthew on Apr 17, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Can you please explain what's wrong with it?

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by Corco on Apr 17, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Refering to yourself in the thrid person while using a made up word is fucking obnoxious behaviour.

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

`

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/9/19/617960/9-19-open-game-thread#8859577

by Matthew on Apr 17, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions

So what I said

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes, but in many more words that hopefully illustrates our/my frustration with this behavior.

by Matthew on Apr 17, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Plus the appeal to your authority, plus the time stamp, and the proof of a broken promise to stop

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions

minus the broken promise to stop

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by Corco on Apr 17, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Now I feel dirty

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Eggs are delicious.

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 17, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions

They're smelly yellow mounds of poop

and they’re murder

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions

The murder is wht makes them good.

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 17, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Why do you think I like beef jerky so much?

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions

There is no way for me to respond to this without getting banned.

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 17, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Delicious murder

by JLC on Apr 17, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Almost all sperm and eggs produced in a lifetime end up wasted.

by Decatur on Apr 17, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Depends on your definition of wasted

by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

That's what makes the insult burn so good

by JLC on Apr 17, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

It's a fine line between clever and stupid

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Although every sperm is sacred.

by Decatur on Apr 17, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions

I would argue that sperm and eggs that don't end up as people are better used.

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 17, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions

God must be quite irate.

by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions

2 swnging K's for Ichiro tonight

by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions

Okay Ichiro, that was ugly

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions

Hold your breath, Aardsma time.

by Heydude on Apr 17, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions

If I don't make it I hereby bequeth my comment history and recs to johnbai

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 17, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm not gonna pretend I'm not hurt.

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions

That would be like leaving a simple steel sword to Aragorn.

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 17, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Awwww.

by royalcurve on Apr 18, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh God, it's heart attack time.

by MFAN on Apr 17, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions

Ichino....

"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert

by .Taylor on Apr 17, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions

What a bizarre game. We've been totally shut down, but somehow got our shit together for one inning

where we went nuts we hard hit balls, and then alot of bunting

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions

Felis threw more pitches in the 2nd than his next 2 highest innings combined

13, 36, 7, 21, 13, 14

by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions

Verlander gown to 92-93 there

from 97-98 at the start. It’ll be interesting to watch his velo over the season.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 17, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions

First ball strikes.

Lets go!

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Benjamin Graham -

by ChaseB on Apr 17, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions

It's time for...

BEAT MY FASTBALL!

by ThundaPC on Apr 17, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions

IM SO FUCKING DRUNK WHATS T THE SCORE GODMANIT

by Mariners116 on Apr 17, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions

5-3 M's

by Decatur on Apr 17, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions

And the baseball Gods were drunk when they mapped out how this game would go too.

by Decatur on Apr 17, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Love all

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 17, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions

BALLIN LETS GO M'S FUCK THE TIGRES

by Mariners116 on Apr 17, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Anyone recall the last time our pen had a 1-2-3 inning?

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions

a what

by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Fastball ahoy!

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions

K!

by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions

Aardsma'd!

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions

That was cool.

by MFAN on Apr 17, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions

No Blowers, they dont establish the fastball.

And then go to their other pitches

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions

Bye-bye.

by ThundaPC on Apr 17, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions

Thanks Mike DiMuro!

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 17, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions

3? Straight? Fastball? Strikes?!?!?

by CHEAP ROUNDS AT NORM'S on Apr 17, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions

I've seen Erik Bedard smile more times this season for far than all of last season combined.

by Heydude on Apr 17, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions

maybe he just hated Willie B?

by jtopps on Apr 17, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

That has to be it.

by Heydude on Apr 17, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

How many times did you see Erik Bedard last season?

by JLC on Apr 17, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Quite a few, but he was hurt pretty early on in the season.

by Heydude on Apr 17, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Urge to not kill Aardsma rising

by JLC on Apr 17, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions

Jeff Larish looks like a petty felon

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 17, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions

Remember those Putz for Larish rumors

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions

KK!!!!!

All fastballs

by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions

Might as well go after them with no one on

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Benjamin Graham -

by ChaseB on Apr 17, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Sit down Larish!

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions

YEAH

"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert

by .Taylor on Apr 17, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions

KK

by ThundaPC on Apr 17, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions

Good things happen when Aardsma throws strikes.

by Heydude on Apr 17, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions

WHERE'S YOUR SPLITTER SHITEYES?

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 17, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Theres one!... Ball

by CHEAP ROUNDS AT NORM'S on Apr 17, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

KK!!!!!!

by MFAN on Apr 17, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions

Aardsma'd again!

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions

Wait, what does Aardsma mean?

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

I believe it was dry-shaving your balls.

by appleshampoo on Apr 17, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions

That fits perfectly

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh, he threw something different there

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

That third pitch to larish was 89 with 7" of break?

A good faith attempt at an offspeed pitch?

by Decatur on Apr 17, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions

The Canucks jerseys remind me of the old Hartford Whalers.

by Wilder. on Apr 17, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions

Yeah me too

Crazy to think it wasn’t that long ago that Hartford had a ML level pro-sports team

by jtopps on Apr 17, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Why were the fans clapping on a 1-1 pitch?

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

The wave

by JLC on Apr 17, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Wow.

This outing by Aardsma is quite fantastic

by JLC on Apr 17, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

Agreed.

"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert

by .Taylor on Apr 17, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions

...Oops

by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Fantastic just decreased.

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 17, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions

This always happens

by JLC on Apr 17, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Fortunately we didn't have to blame anything on you this time.

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 17, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions

You just couldn't get all three batters out, could ya

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions

a what

by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

If we're going to throw at Gerald Laird we should just go ahead and finish the job.

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 17, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions

What was the attendence?

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions

35k

by njpozner on Apr 17, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Nice

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions

I wonder why it was only half that the last two Angels games.

by Decatur on Apr 17, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions

probably just because it was a weekday and cold

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions

The power of the Ichiro Bobblehead.

by Heydude on Apr 17, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Friday is a more popular day to go to a game.

Plus it’s Felix Day but I doubt that matters.

by AtomicGarden on Apr 17, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Curveball sighting!

by Decatur on Apr 17, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

Pretty sure that's his split

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 17, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Whatever it was, it was pretty.

by Sinking Away on Apr 17, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions

BREAKING BALL ALERT

by AtomicGarden on Apr 17, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

Get up you shitty fans! Make some noise

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

Yes.

Just Morrow to endure…

by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

If a runner gets on, it's going to be Guillen and Cabrera up to bat...

by Matthew on Apr 17, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Makes the Laird walk all the more painful

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 17, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions

In fact, I'm going to go ahead and blame Aardsma if it comes to this

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 17, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions

"Dug out"

More like he fell over himself

by jtopps on Apr 17, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

Yee haw

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

Nice job by Aardsma

by Heydude on Apr 17, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

60% strikes!

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions

By his standards, it's awesome, ha ha.

by Heydude on Apr 17, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Inning over. Nice job Aardsma

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

Oh, Sims has wisened up to Beltre's fakes!

by Wilder. on Apr 17, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

I want to see Mark Lowe pitch the ninth.

"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert

by .Taylor on Apr 17, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions

Remember when we got perfect game'd through the first four?

by Matthew on Apr 17, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions

Yes, it was like an hour ago

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions

I thought the season was over.

I am no longer an advocate of elaborate techniques of security analysis in order to find superior value opportunities.
Benjamin Graham -

by ChaseB on Apr 17, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Well, it was a nice streak, Endy.

by Wilder. on Apr 17, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions

Verlander must be furious

If it were Felix I would be livid

by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions

But as it happens I'm the opposite muahahahaha

by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Verlander still in? Are they trying to injure him?

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 17, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions

I was not expecting that.

by Matthew on Apr 17, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions

I didn't think he could get around on anything that high and away

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Finally Griffey gets a hit.

by Heydude on Apr 17, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions

HAH!

by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions

GRIFFEY GRIFFEY GRIFFEY

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions

Junior basehit!

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions

Wow

Didn’t think that would happen after his first swing.

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions

OH FUCKING YESSSSSSS

by Matthew on Apr 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions

OH FOR CHRIST SAKE NIEHAUS

by Matthew on Apr 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions

I WILL DONATE YOU MY EYES ALREADY

by Matthew on Apr 17, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Sims blew it too!

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions

FUCK YES BELTRE!!!!!!!!!!1

by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions

That was the first time I can remember putting a 1 in a series of !!!!!'s as accident rather than for amusement

by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions

JUNIOR TIME

"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert

by .Taylor on Apr 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions

Woo-hoo!

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions

Yes... so close!

by CHEAP ROUNDS AT NORM'S on Apr 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions

They have that little faith in their bullpen eh?

by ThundaPC on Apr 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions

pinch runner?

Oh yeah….

I am no longer an advocate of elaborate techniques of security analysis in order to find superior value opportunities.
Benjamin Graham -

by ChaseB on Apr 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions

GRIFFEY SCORED FORM FIRST WITH ONE OUT

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions

SHADES OF 1995

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Shades of Giambi and Derek Jeter actually.

by Matthew on Apr 17, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions

=

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Without the dogpile

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 17, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Wow

by CHEAP ROUNDS AT NORM'S on Apr 17, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Man I thought that shit was gone

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions

So did Dave.

He even called it “And it’ll fly away!” before correcting himself.

"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson

by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 17, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Hey see what happens when verlander loses 5 mph?

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions

Beltre with a big hit!!!

Griffey with no speed and still scores!

by Heydude on Apr 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions

KING AASIM!!!

So close, but that’ll do.

"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson

by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions

Did Jr just score from 1st???

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions

Like The Double!

by Decatur on Apr 17, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Junior must have forgotten how many outs there were and ran on contact.

by Decatur on Apr 17, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions

BELTRE!!!!!!!!!

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

by wadswerth on Apr 17, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions

1st to home on a double

that takes me back

by IceStormV1 on Apr 17, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions

ERTLEB!!!!!!

"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert

by .Taylor on Apr 17, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions

AND THE MARINERS ARE GOING TO PLAY FOR THE AMERICAN LEAG....

Oh wait…

by Wilder. on Apr 17, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions

HOLY FUCK. How did Jr score from 1st!?!?!?!?

by MFAN on Apr 17, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions

We're gonna win this game.

Aren’t we?

by JBell523 on Apr 17, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions

YES BELTRE

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org

by Corco on Apr 17, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions

Is Verlander being punished for something? Why is he still pitching?

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 17, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions

Leyland is old and it takes ~10 min for his hand to reach the phone then bring it to his face

by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Last pitch was a 91 mph meatball.

Yeah, that’s not fatigue at all…

by Matthew on Apr 17, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions

"Still knows how to cut those bases!"

by CHEAP ROUNDS AT NORM'S on Apr 17, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions

Beltre couldn't have hit that ball

that hard any where else in the park and not hit a HR. Heck, if it wasn’t early May, that’s probably gone.

by jtopps on Apr 17, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Dude

It’s the middle of April.

"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson

by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 17, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Calendar fail

by jtopps on Apr 17, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Of epic proportions

by JLC on Apr 17, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Meh, I've seen worse.

Last quarter I thought my Spanish final was on wed from 2-4pm. Nope, when I went to take the test I found out it was actually on Tuesday 2-4.

"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson

by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 17, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions

You were off by a day

Not by 3 weeks

by JLC on Apr 17, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions

True

But nothing rides on his remembering what day it is. As opposed to my entire rade rested on my taking the final.

"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson

by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 17, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Sounds like you should have been more careful about checking the date then.

by Matthew on Apr 17, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Funny thing was I did check the date quite a few times throughout the quarter. Somehow I got it stuck in my head it was on wednesday. It ended up working out as I got an extra day to study for my test and I made up an excuse that allowed me to take the test. But yeah, my finals are entered into my phone this quarter. No repeat of that for me.

"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson

by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 17, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions

It's early May?

Fuck me, that was a hell of a bender.

by Matthew on Apr 17, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions

As I watched the replay I was thinking this guy must hate this park

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions

He's going to steal his home run back.

by Matthew on Apr 17, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions

I wish MLB.TV would stay around between innings like this.

by Wilder. on Apr 17, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions

They are all laughing.. Jakabauskas is always lurking in the background chuckling it up

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions

Silva, Griffey, Sweeney(?)

That’s pretty funny.

by ThundaPC on Apr 17, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions

and Beltre

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 17, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions

That's the first time Silva's ever made me laugh

with him, not at him.

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 17, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions

I love what I've seen tonight.

by Sinking Away on Apr 17, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions

Beltre made a funny

by Heydude on Apr 17, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions

That run is huge

It’ll take Morrow an extra 4 pitches to crush our happiness

by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions

Detroit seems indifferent to winning this game, I think Morrow will mow them down

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions

WOOOOO BELTRE

by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions

Smiles 2009 > Smiles 2008...weird

by CHEAP ROUNDS AT NORM'S on Apr 17, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions

It's becouse were winning

by IceStormV1 on Apr 17, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Beltre is the MAN!

by Sinking Away on Apr 17, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions

hahaha thats awesome

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

by wadswerth on Apr 17, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions

King Awesome.

by craig3410 on Apr 17, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions

That AB needed a bunt

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

by wadswerth on Apr 17, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions

Rob Johnson will make them pay!

by Heydude on Apr 17, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions

Or not.

by Heydude on Apr 17, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions

I wonder if Lopez leads the AL in IBBs

by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions

Yes he does

by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Im feeling like Cedeno's high point of the year will be his catch on the Cust liner last week

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions

Cedeno has not has his high point yet.

He’s going to be playing a lot. Look for a high point in September.

by Sinking Away on Apr 17, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions

SQUEEZE!

Cause why the fuck not

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 17, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions

Pinch hit

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions

Rob Johnson is blowin it.

"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert

by .Taylor on Apr 17, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions

Morrow time.

More breath holding time.

by Heydude on Apr 17, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions

Good Morrow!

(I hope)

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 17, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions

Let's hope somebody's got their blood glucose under control

by cyberwulf on Apr 17, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions

Mine's fine, I think.

Oh, you meant Morrow.

by craig3410 on Apr 17, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Fresh

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Why, does someone have Diabetes?

by JLC on Apr 17, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Dead. Meme.

"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert

by .Taylor on Apr 17, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Shoulda known

by cyberwulf on Apr 17, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions

You're fine. There's a handy post to keep track of them.

"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert

by .Taylor on Apr 17, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Morrowtime motherfuckers

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions

I have rarely seen an entire team look so completely overmatched as the Ms did in the first 4 innings

by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions

And then Verlander got tired

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 17, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions

And Mariners started hacking.

Never thought that would be a good thing.

by ThundaPC on Apr 17, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions

He still had the velocity in the 5th

That was a lot more luck. But after that, for sure.

by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Man, Griffey makes everyone smile. It's nice to see.

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions

Winning helps.

by Matthew on Apr 17, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Anyone on high blood pressure meds, is advised to make an adjustment.

by Sinking Away on Apr 17, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions

Im going to wait until he walks Santiago

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions

You're good until Granderson.

by Sinking Away on Apr 17, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions

I believe in you, Morrow.

I believe.

by Decatur on Apr 17, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

99

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

SIT DOWN THROW IN

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 17, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions

98!

I am no longer an advocate of elaborate techniques of security analysis in order to find superior value opportunities.
Benjamin Graham -

by ChaseB on Apr 17, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions

Brandon in.

Game Morrowver?

Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on Apr 17, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions

Game Morrowlessover?

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 17, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Much better.

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 17, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Agreed.

Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on Apr 17, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Hey, Johnson held onto it!

by Matthew on Apr 17, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Damn

by IceStormV1 on Apr 17, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions

Breaking ball? Who needs a frickin' breaking ball?

by cyberwulf on Apr 17, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions

Starters!

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 17, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions

No chance!

by Decatur on Apr 17, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions

Okay so that 99 MPH fastball was perfect

by JLC on Apr 17, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions

K the World

by lemonverbena on Apr 17, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions

100 MPH

by Wilder. on Apr 17, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions

Triple digits!

by CHEAP ROUNDS AT NORM'S on Apr 17, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions

100 motherfucker.

by Matthew on Apr 17, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions

100!

by krb on Apr 17, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions

Holy fuck

by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions

100MPH, Morrow is the only person allowed to throw all fastballs,

by Heydude on Apr 17, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions

He is not of this earth!

by Decatur on Apr 17, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions

JESUS

THIS IS SOME NUKE LALOOSH SHIT HERE

by craig3410 on Apr 17, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions

Double 100

HEAT

by IceStormV1 on Apr 17, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions

Now would be a ridiculous time to break out the breaking ball

by Matthew on Apr 17, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions

Big bendy thing right here.

by Wilder. on Apr 17, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions

Go Aumont all over Granderson

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions

Dave is saying 98 on radio.

Where are you getting this?

I am no longer an advocate of elaborate techniques of security analysis in order to find superior value opportunities.
Benjamin Graham -

by ChaseB on Apr 17, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions

tv

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Gameday

by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions

REPLY

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 17, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Bendy thing?

by IceStormV1 on Apr 17, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions

YES!

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 17, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Wow.

by royalcurve on Apr 17, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions

We're going to miss the playoffs by one game and then we'll all remember the 2nd game of the season, won't we?

by JLC on Apr 17, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions

No.

by Matthew on Apr 17, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Good.

by JLC on Apr 17, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions

NO

by Sinking Away on Apr 17, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions

I thought it was a long shot anyway

by JLC on Apr 17, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions

99MPH, sit down!

by Heydude on Apr 17, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions

KK!

by IceStormV1 on Apr 17, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions

YES!!

by royalcurve on Apr 17, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions

Brandon Morrow throws hard

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions

Man, he's amazing when he has control

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions

Double K

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

by wadswerth on Apr 17, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions

MORROWNED

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org

by Corco on Apr 17, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions

THIS IS THE MORROW I WANTED IF MORROW HAD TO BE A CLOSER

by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions

TOTALLY

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 17, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions

If? Had?

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 17, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Ugh. Polanco.

by royalcurve on Apr 17, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions

What the fuck kind of name is Placido?

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 17, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Placido Domingo.

by redwolf75 on Apr 18, 2009 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions

Brandon Morrow spells heat with Ks

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 17, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions

Kelvin.

by Decatur on Apr 17, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions

That's some heat right there.

"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert

by .Taylor on Apr 17, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions

Deep though:

Morrow is still catching up on Spring Training.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 17, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions

*thought.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 17, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions

still deep though

by jtopps on Apr 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions

I read that as "deep throat." Uh...

by redwolf75 on Apr 17, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions

As I recall, you did some Deep Throating over at DailyKos awhile back, no?

"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert

by .Taylor on Apr 17, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions

11 pitches, 10 strikes, avg fastball speel 97.4

by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions

*speed

by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions

See the first gamethread for the fastball spiel.

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions

That''s counting his splitter as a FB too

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Game Over!

by Heydude on Apr 17, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions

HOW THE FUCK DID WE WIN

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 17, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions

By scoring more runs than the other team

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 17, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions

In light of what I wrote on AC's FB wall, this is even funnier

by seattlebruin on Apr 17, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions

You and sb are a couple of galdurned smartasses.

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 17, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions

ahahahahaha

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions

This is nice to see. That's the Morrow I like.

by royalcurve on Apr 17, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions

RING IT UP!!!

by lemonverbena on Apr 17, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions

DIET COKES AND SUGARFREE GUM FOR EVERYBODY!

by craig3410 on Apr 17, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions

Hell yeah!

8-3!

by Heydude on Apr 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions

woot

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions

YES!!!!!!! 8-3

by royalcurve on Apr 17, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions

We were wondering where you were, rc.

"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert

by .Taylor on Apr 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions

That's nice to hear. I just got off work.

by royalcurve on Apr 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions

WOOOHOOO

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

by wadswerth on Apr 17, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions

WE WIN!

by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions

GREAT GAME

by Wilder. on Apr 17, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions

Morrow had more Ks in that inning than JJ Putz has on the season.

by Matthew on Apr 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions

Putz has been sitting at 92-93 last I checked

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions

I hope he tanks this year

by Tony S on Apr 17, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions

He's so broken it's a little sad

by OlSalty on Apr 17, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Johnson going for the hug again

by Rudy4three on Apr 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions

MARINERS WIN!

"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert

by .Taylor on Apr 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions

This game kicked all sorts of ass.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

by wadswerth on Apr 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions

8-3!

by CHEAP ROUNDS AT NORM'S on Apr 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions

Seriously our WE after the 4th inning was 0.1% hatever the stats say

by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions

A new day a new way baby!

CUBS WIN CUBS WIN CUBS WIN

by GarlicFryCubFan on Apr 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK YEAH

I LOVE YOU MORROW

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org

by Corco on Apr 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions

8-3

Works for me.

by ThundaPC on Apr 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions

I love hockey.

Fighting extends after the game is over.

by Wilder. on Apr 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions

Happened in BOS-MTL too

by Matthew on Apr 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions

It is hilarious because the teams can't leave the bench until the fighting stops.

by Wilder. on Apr 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Happened at the last hockey game I went to!

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions

VICTORY!

by JLC on Apr 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions

12 PITCHES

11 99-MPH+

FUCKIN A

by craig3410 on Apr 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions

We're going to hate this team's early success with the bunt in a few months.

by Matthew on Apr 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions

What, not sustainable?

Sh.hhh

by cyberwulf on Apr 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Aw, man.

by royalcurve on Apr 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Thanks Cpt. Bringdown.

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm still smiling about it right now.

by Matthew on Apr 17, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions

Maybe we need another open letter...

by Decatur on Apr 17, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions

It seems like at the least we have good bunters and fast runners on the team

and we bunt in situations that make sense as well, so maybe it’s not the worst thing ever?

Trying to be optimistic about this

by seattlebruin on Apr 17, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions

YES YES YES

by OlSalty on Apr 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions

Good Morrow!!!

M’s still on top of the league.

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions

We need a gif of Beltre clowning on Griffey

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions

We need a gif of Red clowning on Beltre clowning on Griffey

by JLC on Apr 17, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Was the gun fast or did Morrow really never throw a fastball under 97?

by OlSalty on Apr 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions

Not according to GameDay.

by craig3410 on Apr 17, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions

I can't believe we won!

8-3!!

by MFAN on Apr 17, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions

BELTRE!

You made the old man run!

by IceStormV1 on Apr 17, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions

I think it's fair to say Morrow is back

97, 98 ,99
100, 98, 100, 89, 99, 99
99, 99, 99

Good gravy

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions

I remember when Felix put up something like that against the Angels in 2007 one time.

In the 7th.

"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert

by .Taylor on Apr 17, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions

That blew my mind.

"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert

by .Taylor on Apr 17, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Imagine if he did that while starting...

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on Apr 17, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions

He couldn't

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions

I don't think anyone can.

Fastest average fastball this decade is, what, 96.0 or so?

by Decatur on Apr 17, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions

From who?

"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert

by .Taylor on Apr 17, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions

'90s-early '00s RJ

by sammy on Apr 17, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions

I believe Felix was 96.3 last year

by seattlebruin on Apr 17, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Don't think so, mid 94 I believe.

by Matthew on Apr 17, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions

I am really bad at reading FanGraphs, apparently

by seattlebruin on Apr 17, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions

94.6

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 17, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions

AJ Burnett in 2005 and Felix in 2007 both had 95.6 on Fangraphs leaderboards.

by Decatur on Apr 17, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions

That's the highest I saw since 2002 there.

by Decatur on Apr 17, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions

In the 5th inning Verlander threw 21 fastballs averaging over 97 mph with the lowest being 95 and the highest 99

How the fuck did we have that inning

by Fett42 on Apr 17, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions

Hmmmm, how about the old Number 1?

by craig3410 on Apr 17, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions

Forget about the curve ball Ricky. Give 'em the heater.

by Kunkoh on Apr 17, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions

YOU CAN'T STOP US MOTHER FUCKER CUZ WE'RE ON A BOAT!

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on Apr 17, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions

Griffey looks like he's running through a wading pool

by JI on Apr 17, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions

Outfield Defense...

Is there anywhere to watch clips of some of the M’s outfield defense for this year? I haven’t been able to catch many games and I’d like to see some of what they look like – can anyone help?

by mwalter on Apr 17, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions