4/16: Open Game Thread, Part 3

Handjobs for Abreau!

GJ Blow.

by Interficium on Apr 16, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions

what

by JI on Apr 16, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions

this is a nice first comment

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by Corco on Apr 16, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Corco's websites prove to be his undoing

Leading stalkers to his door.

by Interficium on Apr 16, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions

No let's not elaborate.

Why would you want to know about *Abreu’s sexuality

WELCOME TO THE ZONE.

by HHZ on Apr 16, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions

To answer Yuniform's question, Sims is the fucking shit.

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 16, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions

Word.

by JI on Apr 16, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Absolutely.

I resent Jeff for closing the thread before we could get into this conversation for the 350th time.

by Teej on Apr 16, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

But is shit better than poop?

We need graphs…

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by yuniform on Apr 16, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Sims is only behind Niehaus and Calabaro in Seattle history.

by Wilder. on Apr 16, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

I like Bob Rondeau

however he spells his name.

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by yuniform on Apr 16, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

I have no idea who that is.

by Wilder. on Apr 16, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

UW's PBP guy.

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 16, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions

He does Huskies games

much better at football than basketball.

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by yuniform on Apr 16, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Bob Rondeau, Huskies PBP guy, is solid

And while not technically Seattle, Keith Jackson was the fucking man for Pac-10 football

by Nick S on Apr 16, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Jackson, like Madden, stayed on too long

I mostly remember him as a “Whoa Nellie” jukebox.

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by yuniform on Apr 16, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Tru dat

by OlSalty on Apr 16, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Lowe's facial hair makes me want to destroy everything that is pure and beuatiful in this world.

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 16, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions

Sit this fucker down.

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on Apr 16, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions

And it continues

Wonderful.

by cwel87 on Apr 16, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions

Look at my nuts Lowe.

by Zwakamatsu on Apr 16, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions

I'm sick of Griffey now

We’ll take Abreu instead

by JLC on Apr 16, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions

Sean White instant impact

by Tony S on Apr 16, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions

Oh, he'll impact all right

by cwel87 on Apr 16, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Whoa nice pitch.

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on Apr 16, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions

OH GOD DAMMIT NOT SEAN WHITE

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by Corco on Apr 16, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions

So who is looking like the #1 pick in the 2010 draft?

by Robert on Apr 16, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions

Anyone who says Strasburg is a homo

by JLC on Apr 16, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions

He may not sign!

by JI on Apr 16, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Whoever it is the Nats have already staked their claim

by OlSalty on Apr 16, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions

If the Angels keep relying on these shitass seeing eye grounders for their offense, they'll be scouting him pretty heavily

Whoever he is.

by cwel87 on Apr 16, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions

I wish we got Abreu.

Illegible

by kevin_ess on Apr 16, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions

Well this is good

by Nick S on Apr 16, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions

So Griffey sure as shit hasn't done anything today

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 16, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions

Yeah, how selfish.

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 16, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Griffey needs to dive more

Ichiro-style defense is killin’ us

by Interficium on Apr 16, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions

I need to gif the Darren Oliver at bat

by JI on Apr 16, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions

So THAT'S why we're losing...

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by yuniform on Apr 16, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Way to totally throw out everything he's done for this team.

by Robert on Apr 16, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Lowe's breaking stuff gives me a boner.

A little high, but wow.

by Teej on Apr 16, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions

What a lucky ass game for these bitches

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 16, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions

Part of the Sean Color Institute of Pitchers is up in the pen

by Gihyou on Apr 16, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

Lowe = From the south Corocan = From the south

CONNECTION?

by Interficium on Apr 16, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

Felix is bored.

What a team player.

by ThundaPC on Apr 16, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

So Rob Johnson's defense has left a lot to be desired tonight

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 16, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions

And that shutout streak is poo

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 16, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions

WHERES JEFFIE

by JI on Apr 16, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Somewhere being even worse

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 16, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Picking him was worse then when we picked Leone over Pujols

by JI on Apr 16, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Hmm?

Illegible

by kevin_ess on Apr 16, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions

396 13-12 Phillies Frank Brooks
397 13-13 Orioles Drew Hassler
398 13-14 Reds Travis Wong
399 13-15 White Sox Casey Rogowski
400 13-16 Rockies Rick Cercy
401 13-17 Angels Alfredo Amezaga
402 13-18 Cardinals Albert Pujols

by msb on Apr 16, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions

What website shows current AAA and AA scores in progress?

by Tony S on Apr 16, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions

www.failures.org

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 16, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Beautiful

by Tony S on Apr 16, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Here

Link

by JLC on Apr 16, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Thank you

by Tony S on Apr 16, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions

According to Jeff

Still swinging

by Robert on Apr 16, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Free Jeff Clement!

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on Apr 16, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Nice throw, Bob.

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 16, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions

Clement can make a better throw than that...

I think…

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on Apr 16, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions

My nana could've thrown the ball better than that

You suck, Rob

by JLC on Apr 16, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions

The bad pitching is contagious, it's spreding to our catcher.

by Heydude on Apr 16, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

Catchers don't pitch

by JI on Apr 16, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions

That depends

by Interficium on Apr 16, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Except for Jason Motte

by JI on Apr 16, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions

And if were talking about Booby Abreu being a homo amirite

by JI on Apr 16, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions

youaresorite

by Interficium on Apr 16, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Bobby Abreu and Carlos Silva are considerably overweight, and on off days they have all-male heterosexual intercourse with each other.

by Teej on Apr 16, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs

Can anyone confirm this?!

by Interficium on Apr 16, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions

When they're not having sex they're checking Brandon Morrow's blood sugar.

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 16, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions

My goal is to create one huge, 5,000-word joke that uses as many annoying things as possible.

It will be horribly long and unfunny.

by Teej on Apr 16, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Like the gold gold house joke!

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 16, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions

You'll get recs for the attempt

by JLC on Apr 16, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions

That's so true it's pathetic

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 16, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Go on...

by Interficium on Apr 16, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Maybe that's what Joe Saunders was looking at

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 16, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Pics or didn't hapen

by JI on Apr 16, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions

I blew this joke by typing "heterosexual."

by Teej on Apr 16, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Freudian Slip

And I thought you were one of us

by JLC on Apr 16, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions

It was a setup.

by Teej on Apr 16, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions

You blew it like Bobby Abreu blows many, many males.

by Teej on Apr 16, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Did you just use that on yourself

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 16, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions

I did the setup on purpose. The "you blew it" was improv.

by Teej on Apr 16, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Poorly worded comment, my bad.

I tried to say the pitchers were making mistakes and now those mistakes are spreading to our catcher.

by Heydude on Apr 16, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Save for...

Burke

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by yuniform on Apr 16, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions

He's our last hope.

Unless Jeff Clement gets the call up. I’m just excited for the day Adam Moore makes it to Seattle.

by Heydude on Apr 16, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions

This inning is taking far too long

I want to fast forward to the part where we lose

by JLC on Apr 16, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

So that was weird.

Sims:Joe Saunders has really stuck it to them…."
DirectTv commercial that lists 1.5 seconds: “POUND FOR POUND”
Sims: Continues.

You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.

by Goose on Apr 16, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

That could be great product placement, going forward...

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by yuniform on Apr 16, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions

So are you going to send them a Thank You email now?

by Wilder. on Apr 16, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions

No, I'll just continue to send them money.

I will say this for DirecTV, whenever I have ever had any problems(which have been few) their customer service has always been quick and effective.

You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.

by Goose on Apr 16, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Who is at the game

Please smack that girl in the hideous brown UGGs behind home plate for me.

by Interficium on Apr 16, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

dude

Violence against women is rarely cool

by JI on Apr 16, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Unless of course, they're tastelessly dressed.

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 16, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions

what

by JI on Apr 16, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions

This makes me sick.

by royalcurve on Apr 16, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions

wrong

"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert

by .Taylor on Apr 17, 2009 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions

Seemed like sarcasm to me

by OlSalty on Apr 17, 2009 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions

This might be one of the times when it's okay.

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 16, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions

How do you think I broke my hand?

by JI on Apr 16, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

let's agree to disagree

by Interficium on Apr 16, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions

MARKKKY MARK LOWE!

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on Apr 16, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

That was an awesomely bad swing

And makes me feel even worse that this offense has abused us tonight. Completely by accident.

by cwel87 on Apr 16, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions

Refuse To Snooze

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 16, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions

That only seems like it would further our plight

by Robert on Apr 16, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions

So, anyone wanna chip in money to put a hit out on Corcoran.

by russak on Apr 16, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions

yes

by Robert on Apr 16, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Anyone wanna chip in money to prevent the hit from going out on Corcoran?

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by Corco on Apr 16, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions

no

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 16, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Appearently the authorities read LoL now so be careful

by JI on Apr 16, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Guess who else calls LL that!

by Robert on Apr 16, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Guess it's a good thing we've got this then

http://www.sbnation.com/users/I%27m%20NOT%20Corco/search?advanced_search=true&all_these_words=bomb+safeco&btn=Search&order=date&q=bomb+safeco&scope=network&search_user[username]=I%27m+NOT+Corco&type=Comment

by OlSalty on Apr 16, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Did it ever occur to you that maybe I AM the authorities?

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by Corco on Apr 16, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions

No, pretty much never

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 16, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions

He's not fucking retarded

by JI on Apr 16, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Generally cops don't get turned down when they ask girls on coffee dates.

by Robert on Apr 16, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs

http://www.sbnation.com/users/Last%20Fan%20Of%20Jose%20Lopez

by JI on Apr 16, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions

No

by OlSalty on Apr 16, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions

no

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 16, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions

depends on the corcoran

by Robert on Apr 16, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Roy...or me if there's a reason for me to be worried

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by Corco on Apr 16, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Why would there ever be a reason for you to worry?

by Robert on Apr 16, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions

That's what I thought

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by Corco on Apr 16, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Way to downplay the hit out for him.

I mean…

by Wilder. on Apr 16, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions

You guys don't even know where Wyoming is

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by Corco on Apr 16, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm in Provo, Utah.

I can be at your doorstep in an hour.

by Wilder. on Apr 16, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions

You would have to move at a rapid velocity to get to me in an hour

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by Corco on Apr 16, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions

I once made it from Provo to Seattle in 11 hours.

by Wilder. on Apr 16, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions

That's pretty reasonable actually

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by Corco on Apr 16, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions

That is averaging 84 mph, including stops.

I shaved 3+ hours off a drive that a normal person would make, not including stops.

by Wilder. on Apr 16, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Corco's websites turn out to be his undoing

Leading e-Stalkers to his door.

by Interficium on Apr 16, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions

It's the place that you moved to in a attempt to get as far away from your personality despite how much you outwardly like it.

by Robert on Apr 16, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

I was actually moving towards it because I outwardly like it

Wyoming is like a state full of Corcos

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by Corco on Apr 16, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions

That's not true.

My parents and grandparents are from Laramie.

by royalcurve on Apr 16, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions

You don't know me

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by Corco on Apr 16, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Of course, she's female.

You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.

by Goose on Apr 16, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Darn.

Know what I do know? Laramie. It’s not full of whoever you are.

by royalcurve on Apr 16, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

That's my favorite brand of cigarette

by JI on Apr 16, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions

A perfectly normal midwesterner with low self-esteem?

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by Corco on Apr 16, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Really?

by royalcurve on Apr 16, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes?

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by Corco on Apr 16, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Wyoming isn't the midwest.

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 16, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Tell that to people in eastern Wyoming

I didn’t believe it at first either, but many of them claim it and the people seem like midwesterners

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by Corco on Apr 16, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Laramie is part of the Great Plains, which by some definitions is part of the midwest

Most of Wyoming is not, but the southeast corner is definitely in the Great Plains

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by Corco on Apr 16, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions

yes that would be totally difficult to find.

by Robert on Apr 16, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions

If that were true it would have succeeded by now

by JI on Apr 16, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Almost the right word

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 16, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Spell check is often a crapshoot

by JI on Apr 16, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Sometimes my jokes work better out loud

by JI on Apr 16, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions

It has succeeded

I’ve actually had conversations with women here and had them come back to talk to me again. That’s a huge step forward compared to Tacoma

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by Corco on Apr 16, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Something tells me you know what mace tastes like

by JI on Apr 16, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

It tastes like progress

by Robert on Apr 16, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions

I've never even seen or tasted mace

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by Corco on Apr 16, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Well they spray it in your eyes so technically you wouldn't see it or taste it

by OlSalty on Apr 16, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions

I've never had any experience with that

Despite my occasionally sexist statements I’m actually pretty nice to women

I’m a less insane Bill Dauterieve, if you will

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by Corco on Apr 16, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions

No it's not.

by Aaron Campeau on Apr 16, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Nyet

by JLC on Apr 16, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Iie.

by BrianL on Apr 16, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Don't swing so much maybe?

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 16, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions

No you fool we're supposed to conserve and preserve our outs

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 16, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions

So Lopez sucks again.

by Wilder. on Apr 16, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions

It's like we are trying to lose

by Wilder. on Apr 16, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions

They're gonna hype that "Seven in the 7th" extra hard that year

“Hey, it’s actually happened, listeners!”

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by yuniform on Apr 16, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions

Bad at bat coming here.

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 16, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions

I have just received word that blowers has been authorized to give out an unprecidented second helping of Rally Fries to aid this dire situation

by Interficium on Apr 16, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions

On our way to a good ol' fashion loss.

Ahhh….this doesn’t feel too bad.

by ThundaPC on Apr 16, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions

Its a feeling I've grown up with! Also, I'm totally drunk

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 16, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions

There's nothing quite like the sweet, soothing embrace of failure

by Nick S on Apr 16, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Bullpen arms named Sean are like so played out

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 16, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions

I bet there's a Sean Redd out there that's a lefty...

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by yuniform on Apr 16, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions

It's like

Easing into a swimming pool full of little kids…

the offseason sucks

by section331 on Apr 16, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions

This post made me uncomfortable.

by Interficium on Apr 16, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions

why

by JI on Apr 16, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions

just kidding i love kids

by Interficium on Apr 16, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Sigh

by royalcurve on Apr 16, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Who are you, and why are you doing this?

Illegible

by kevin_ess on Apr 16, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions

IT WAS A PEE JOKE!

the offseason sucks

by section331 on Apr 16, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions

I can't believe we have another six months of this

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 16, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions

Playing .700 ball would be pretty rad.

by JI on Apr 16, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Do you mean this to be a good thing or a bad thing?

by mark sobba on Apr 16, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions

2.5 months till camp starts!

by Robert on Apr 16, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Go Chargers!

by JI on Apr 16, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm pretty excited for the last year of the San Diego Chargers.

by Teej on Apr 16, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions

I hope Tui is watching this relief appearance and cutting his skin

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 16, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions

Y'know what cheered me up just now?

New picture of Dubs.
Sports need more cute mascots. (Monkeys aren’t cute.)

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by yuniform on Apr 16, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions

aww...

who’s a good doggie?

by PissedMick on Apr 16, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Who wants a little treatie treat?

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 16, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Who's gonna have a charmed life and not understand why?

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by yuniform on Apr 16, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Who are most dogs. Alex?

by msb on Apr 16, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions

The surge twins are looking good this year.

by Interficium on Apr 16, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions

White was 6-11 for Tacoma last year?

So glad he’s here instead of Stark or Hull.

by Heydude on Apr 16, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions

Felix had a mediocre W-L record, why is he back?

I’m Sean White’s Uncle

by Tony S on Apr 16, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions

WHAT THE FLYING NARDS

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 16, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions

Not as crazy as Pujols sucking it up on D

by JI on Apr 16, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Whatever, this entire game's a mulligan

by cwel87 on Apr 16, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions

Ok, this is retarded like molasses

I want my money back.

the offseason sucks

by section331 on Apr 16, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions

Bad hop

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 16, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions

Biggest Suckfest: THAT STUPID DOMINICAN LOSER STANDING NEAR THIRD BASE

by JLC on Apr 16, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions

Does not compute

beep boop beep boop

by Nick S on Apr 16, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions

Beltre made an error?

You know something’s gone terribly wrong when that happens.

by Heydude on Apr 16, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions

Pack up and go home

This is a No Fucking Way game

by Gihyou on Apr 16, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions

It became this the moment Sean White started warming up, I'm afraid

by cwel87 on Apr 16, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions

So... not Beltre's best game.

by sammy on Apr 16, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions

This is shaping up as one of those days

Let's not suck!

by Big Jared on Apr 16, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions

One of those days where we score 15 runs in the bottom of the ninth?

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 16, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions

If you take yesterday's game, take the exact opposite of it, and poop on it

Then you have today’s game

by Nick S on Apr 16, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Well if that isn't a sign that we're fucked, I don't know what is.

You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.

by Goose on Apr 16, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions

Nice impressions Sims

Is this is what this game has been reduced to.

by Interficium on Apr 16, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions

Did I just hear fans singing Hip Hop Hooray in the background?

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by Corco on Apr 16, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions

There has to be something in the water at Safeco tonight.

by Heydude on Apr 16, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Valium

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 16, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Sounds about right.

by Heydude on Apr 16, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Wish I was drink the ValiumWater

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 16, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions

*drinking

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 16, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Judging by the commercials that's also what's in the Coors Light

by Interficium on Apr 16, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions

One of those games where your simply waiting for it to end.

by krb on Apr 16, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions

This team was doing so well until Jeff came back

by Tony S on Apr 16, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions

I watched them win in person

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 16, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions

You once went on vacation and we swept the A's in 4 games and resigned Ichiro

by Robert on Apr 16, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Maybe he should go to more Padres games, let's chip in

by Tony S on Apr 16, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions

And Felix gave credit to the blogosphere for helping him shut out the A's

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 16, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions

And you give Felix crap for being a retard?

by Robert on Apr 16, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Then again, the Ms of 2007 went on a huge winning streak right after the Stanley Cup.

by Matthew on Apr 16, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions

And on cue

The Ducks break the scoreless tie in the 3rd

by Tony S on Apr 16, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions

AUGH

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 16, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions

!

by JI on Apr 16, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Here comes a shitty shitter shitface groundball single

by cwel87 on Apr 16, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions

The Ministry is working its' magic tonight.

by Sinking Away on Apr 16, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

YOU'VE BEEN FUCKED BY SEAN WHITE!!!!!

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 16, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

BRAAAHHHHHHH

by cwel87 on Apr 16, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions

I hate games like this

Too boring to get emotional about and no horrible asshole on the opposing team jobbing us.

by JLC on Apr 16, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

White did better than Corco.

by russak on Apr 16, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions

Did that inning just really happen?

Beltre makes an error yet White pitchings a scoreless inning?

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on Apr 16, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions

Whatever, what a donkey ass game

by cwel87 on Apr 16, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions

It's the end of the world as we know it.

by Heydude on Apr 16, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions

It was a good run

See you next season

by Interficium on Apr 16, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions

We'll bounce back, but we really took it up the tailpipe tonight.

by Heydude on Apr 16, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Thanks, regression!

by cwel87 on Apr 16, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh well STRASBURG!

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on Apr 16, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Well this kinda sucks.

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on Apr 16, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions

Should've PH Griffey to hit that 5-run bomb

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 16, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions

Dear God, is this what 2008 was like?

by JLC on Apr 16, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions

Like this times 101

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 16, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions

And not 104

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 16, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

If I had been happy you would have been happy

by Robert on Apr 16, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions

Did your hat ever get it's 300th win?

by JI on Apr 16, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Only 82 more wins

by Robert on Apr 16, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Damn it

by OlSalty on Apr 16, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions

102 would've been ok too

by OlSalty on Apr 16, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions

No. 2008 was a hundred times worse.

2008 was like falling down hole in the world, darkness and the screams of the insane echoing until you curse your parents for ever allowing you to exsist.
When we finally got to bottom we were kicked in the balls by the Nationals and their ever so slightly worse season.

by mark sobba on Apr 16, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions