4/15: Open Game Thread, Part 3
by Matthew on Apr 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT
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PrintShawn Kelley needs to hurry up and have children so that we can have more bullpen options.
And Russell Branyan is awesome. Russell Branyan is, in fact, the exact opposite of Pepsi Max.
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Russell Branyan may be awesome, but he is not yet superior to Diet Sunkist.
In fact, only Stephen Strasburg is better than Diet Sunkist.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
But now you can drink diet soda and NOT be a total fag
According to their commercials.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
It's unbelieveable
that Yuni and Endy are hitting so well. We’re 6-2 without Ichiro and with Lopez and Beltre struggling.
Awesome
Go Nova
SEXY!!!!!
RIP Nick Adenhart. You will be missed by baseball fans across all organizations.
It's called 'joy'
don’t get used to it.
by Smegmalicious on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
ROB JOHNSON HAS REPLACED JEFF CLEMENT IN MY HEART
by Matthew on Apr 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Robbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
ROB MOFO JOHNSON!
RIP Nick Adenhart. You will be missed by baseball fans across all organizations.
GOD CAN THIS TEAM DO ANYTHING WRONG??
ROB JOHNSON IS AWESOME
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
Well, except for the whole "inability to catch pitches in the dirt" thing
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Our AAA Catcher is better then our starting catchers
Hell, I bet our AAA backup catcher is better too
So, random thought
but I am somewhat surprised Safeco didn’t shoot off fireworks after Jr’s HR
It's a down economy.
RIP Nick Adenhart. You will be missed by baseball fans across all organizations.
by seattlecougar on Apr 15, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
And they don't want to set neighboring buildings on fire.
RIP Nick Adenhart. You will be missed by baseball fans across all organizations.
by seattlecougar on Apr 15, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
They did
the flares malfunctioned and frizzled out on their way up
’
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 15, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Who was your second favorite before?
...and now I'm here
Robert Johnson?
Technically still my first.
Who needs Sean Kelley when you have Rob Johnson?
RIP Nick Adenhart. You will be missed by baseball fans across all organizations.
fuckyesfuckyes oh yes just like that mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnggghhhh
by Fett42 on Apr 15, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Yunibomber!
RIP Nick Adenhart. You will be missed by baseball fans across all organizations.
YUNI!
do it do it good
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Apr 15, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
Well, kind of more like Yuni-blooper.
It was a single, after all.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Mariners are BULGing the lead!
Good 1!
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Apr 15, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
This is like Angels in the Outfield
except notAngels.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 15, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
We help ourselves AND they help us?
WHAAAAA?
RIP Nick Adenhart. You will be missed by baseball fans across all organizations.
OK ICHIRO! FINISH THEM!
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Apr 15, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
WALKS WALKS WALKS
ME MARINER FAN. ME LIKE WALKS
by Matthew on Apr 15, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Angels pitchers are determined to lose every game this series.
...and now I'm here
I want to see an Ichiro grand slam in the worst way.
by BrianL on Apr 15, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
BRIAN ... YOU SHOULD HOPE FOR GARETH FINDING $1 MILLION ON THE FLOOR TOMORROW ALSO.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Apr 16, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
BrianL = Prophet
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Apr 16, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
YES
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 16, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS IS ALL GOING TO GO TO SHIT AFTER APRIL ISNT IT
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Apr 15, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
Breaking the corror barrier.
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Apr 15, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
It's actually spelled "Jackie Lobinson."
...and now I'm here
IchiSlam
Needs to happen. If not, I need Endy to do it.
...and now I'm here
No, Ichiro cannot tie the all-time Japanese hit record while wearing #42
That would be terrible!
Please, Mr. Ichiro, please please
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Apr 15, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
I assume the actual outcome was acceptable.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Apr 15, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not sure how I feel about that Go Ichiro Go sign
RIP Nick Adenhart. You will be missed by baseball fans across all organizations.
How does that feel, Angels? Bad? Feels bad, doesn't it?
by royalcurve on Apr 15, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Feels good man
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Apr 15, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Your screen name is appropriate.
by appleshampoo on Apr 16, 2009 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
...Whoah
O_O
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Apr 16, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Angels can't sit for a week.
...and now I'm here
Fun nervousness!
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Apr 15, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
GO GO GO GO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ICHISALAMI!!!!!!!!
RIP Nick Adenhart. You will be missed by baseball fans across all organizations.
HOLY FUCK I JUST CREAMED MY PANTS
RIP Nick Adenhart. You will be missed by baseball fans across all organizations.
AND NOT THE ONES I'M WEARING BUT THE ONES IN THE NEXT ROOM
RIP Nick Adenhart. You will be missed by baseball fans across all organizations.
by seattlecougar on Apr 15, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You gotta love these guys.
A new day. A new way. A new day. A new way. A new day. A new way. A new day. A new way. A new day. A new way. A new day. A new way. A new day. A new way. A new day. A new way. A new day. A new way. A new day. A new way. A new day. A new way. A new day. A new way. A new day. A new way.
Maybe it’s true after all?!
Otherwise
He would have waited until it was more needed to hit that homer
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 15, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
WAIT I THINK BRETT SAID HE WAS ENTERING THAT
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 15, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
No wait, that was someone else.
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 15, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
OMMMMMMG!!!!!
OMMMMMG!!!!! PEEING MY PANTS!!!
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Apr 15, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY ICHIRO I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE BASEBALL AND I LOVE LIFE AND I LOVE ALL OF YOU AND I LOVE EVERYTHING AND FUCK YES
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
I saw
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
ICHIRO CONQUERED
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Apr 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
HOLY SHIT
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Apr 15, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
AWESOME OVERLOAD!
AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
ICHIRO ICHIRO ICHIRO ICHIRO
I LOV EYOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
Wow
They still do that? If so, between the free tax day tacos and this, Taco Del Mar might be going out of business…
RIP Nick Adenhart. You will be missed by baseball fans across all organizations.
by seattlecougar on Apr 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
TODAY IS THE BEST BASEBALL DAY OF MY LIFE
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ICHIRO GRAND SLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the offseason sucks
Even better, some random dude just won $7,000 on KIRO!
The Mariners NEVER score 7 runs in the 7th inning!
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
IT'S LIKE JESUS CAME BACK TO EARTH AND BROUGHT UNICORNS WITH HIM
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Apr 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
WORLD SERIES?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!
AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
are you supposed to be crying tears of joy this early in the season?
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Apr 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
GOD I LOVE HEARING THAT CHANT
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
This is why bunting wins ball games.
...and now I'm here
That IS a hell of a first game
CUBS WIN CUBS WIN CUBS WIN
by GarlicFryCubFan on Apr 15, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
If anyone can do it its Ichiro
CUBS WIN CUBS WIN CUBS WIN
by GarlicFryCubFan on Apr 15, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT IS GOING ON
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Apr 15, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
God it's going to suck when this team regresses to the mean
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
This is the mean.
RIP Nick Adenhart. You will be missed by baseball fans across all organizations.
by seattlecougar on Apr 15, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
well then
FUCK YEAH!!!
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
LOL
their thread is aptly named “Still in this game THREAD”
RIP Nick Adenhart. You will be missed by baseball fans across all organizations.
by seattlecougar on Apr 15, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
As long as you read only.
No trolling over there.
I picked the right day to start posting at HalosHeaven...
I was actually surprised at the reception I received there.
Ironically, I started posting in their game thread long before I came over here.
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Apr 15, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
UM.
Yeah.
Ich wanted to join the party. Maybe I should post at HalosHeaven more often…
This signature space for rent.
I just can't get over how everything about this moment was as perfect as can possibly be.
For fuck’s sake HE TIED THE ALL-TIME JAPANESE HIT RECORD ON A GRAND SLAM THAT INCIDENTALLY WON A DUDE $7,000!!
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
There are times, when somehow it seems like baseball is scripted.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.