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4/11: Open Game Thread, Part 2

Checking in real quick just to see...yep, Russ Branyan is amazing.

wait Felix wtf

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KENJI YOU ARE THE NEW MORROW IN MY EYES

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 11, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Batista warming up?

Might be time to find something else to do…..

You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.

by Goose on Apr 11, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously now Batista?!?!

You have Lowe still!

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on Apr 11, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Branyan!

Wow that is a looooooooooooooooooooong single!

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on Apr 11, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Kenji fucking owes us

Even more than he usually does.

God, he sucks.

by cwel87 on Apr 11, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

*into*... now he is back to Johjima

The missed catch is a much talked topic…
If it gets scored an E it at least takes two ER off of Felix.

by Schuxu on Apr 11, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

A's stadium announcer

Sounds like he could croak any second

by barabuski on Apr 11, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I dont believe this.

I SIMPLY CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE HOW WOUND UP THIS GAME IS MAKING ME FEEL.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 11, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweeney

is way too happy in the clubhouse for my tastes

by barabuski on Apr 11, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clement is blocking Clement

And Sweeny and Shelton are more or less a wash.

"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson

by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 11, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the FO sent him down to AAA and that wasn't the best move.

But Clement didn’t do a whole lot to earn a spot on the roster. It was between him and Rob Johnson and Johnson beat him out

"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson

by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 11, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It should never have been a competition

and spring training stats don’t matter. He needs to face major league pitching, period.

by OlSalty on Apr 11, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think it was his hitting that they were that concerned about

From all accounts I’ve heard his defense was terrible. I agree he needs extended look at ML pitching but the DH slot was kinda full and his defense was to the point they didn’t want him catching in the big leagues.

"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson

by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 11, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh great, its tits.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 11, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Pujols rocks

Oswalt sucks

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 11, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Hope its good food.

Because this game is not so tasty.

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 11, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-2 count

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on Apr 11, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's go Lopez

No GITP

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 11, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

What's a GITP?

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 11, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh ok, I thought it was a typo, I get it.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 11, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

We all do

Walks are a lot more fun then singles because they’re so damn rare to us.

by cwel87 on Apr 11, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

CMON BOYS LETS DO THIS!!!

FOR KENJI! SO I DON’T HAVE TO HARPOON HIS FAT ARSE.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 11, 2009 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on Apr 11, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 11, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

How in the hell

does someone throw a fastball W/ 11 in of break???

by el duderino on Apr 11, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Dave, be more excited!

(I never thought I would ever say that)

by Matthew on Apr 11, 2009 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

CLUTCH!

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on Apr 11, 2009 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy cow

He’s redeeming himself!

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 11, 2009 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 11, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

It stinks!

Just kidding. I like it. It’s rather fitting so far this season.

"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson

by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 11, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double orgasm!

I wasn’t done celebrating the Lopez hit.

by JBell523 on Apr 11, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK YOU THANK YOU DONT FUCK THIS UP NOW PLZ

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 11, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Just a note that someone up there said they wanted to

rip Kenji’s head off and shit down his neck.

Not that his clutch hit just now changes anything. I’m just wondering how you came up with that thought

by Tony S on Apr 11, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

That was me.

I was continuing a line of Duke Nukem references, thank you very much.

by redwolf75 on Apr 11, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soupy Sales

what an awesome name. I don’t know how it’s spelt but that sounds amazing.

by marinerdan on Apr 11, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh well

still 7-5 lead, i’m happy.

by C-Nage on Apr 11, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Why does Cedeno care about the catcher there?

Strange though that it happened now twice to our guys to hit the C with a broken bat

by Schuxu on Apr 11, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN. WIN. WIN. WIN. WIN.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 11, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT INNING BEST OF SEASON SO FAR.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 11, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Without the walk

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 11, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never mind.

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 11, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME ON LOWE

This is April 2009, not 2008.

by okdan on Apr 11, 2009 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

We have one groundball out so far today.

This would be a fabulous time to triple that number.

by Matthew on Apr 11, 2009 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Walk!

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on Apr 11, 2009 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Is there some righthander in this linup?

This is prob. where having no lefty hurts you.

by Schuxu on Apr 11, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh...

WHY?????

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 11, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you lowe

I don’t want to sweep my driveway in anger!

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 11, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Lowe GAH!

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on Apr 11, 2009 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Lowe lowe lowe lowe lowe lowe!

This guy is walking the world.

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on Apr 11, 2009 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay

This is really fuckin’ stupid

by cwel87 on Apr 11, 2009 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank goodness

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 11, 2009 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

CCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

BURN THE A’S

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 11, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew!

You got slurved bitch.

by Slurvey on Apr 11, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I think the M's know drama better than TNT

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Apr 11, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

YES YES YES YES YES

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 11, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh boy this is exciting!

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 11, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey fuck that porno music A's.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 11, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

8-5!

Sweeney trying to run, that’s not very smart

by cwel87 on Apr 11, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Insurance run!

Ok Morrow you can only walk 2 people

by OlSalty on Apr 11, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Morrow's getting absolutely robbed on Gamecast

In the first at bat at least. All five pitches caught all of the white fuzzy strikezone.

by Decatur on Apr 11, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Notice

Oakland has swung at ONE pitch so far

by Malcontent1 on Apr 11, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

One to go.

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on Apr 11, 2009 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOO!

No breaks, assholes!!!

the offseason sucks

by section331 on Apr 11, 2009 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK LOAFIE!!!!

"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson

by Willie Mays Haze on Apr 11, 2009 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

K

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by ThundaPC on Apr 11, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank God.

Holy crap that was dumb x2

by cwel87 on Apr 11, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

FINALLY!

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on Apr 11, 2009 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Win dance.

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 11, 2009 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

It was all planned

Lopez wanted him to get the strikeout for confidence boosting reasons

by Malcontent1 on Apr 11, 2009 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

6-0

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 11, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wheee I can finally turn this proxy off

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 11, 2009 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I cannot believe that we won that.

The A’s must feel awful. Felix was poor, our non-poet relievers walked the world, our lineup sucked and we had two big errors but still won the ballgame.

And I am very happy. VERY happy. BIG happy.

Yet I get a sad feeling that this team is in for some heavy regression against the better ballclubs…

Either way, yay we are fun to watch again! [apart from our heart-attack bullpen].

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 11, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Felix did K 8

And the ump was squeezing both Morrow and Lowe a bit

by Malcontent1 on Apr 11, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree about the strikezone I thought it was consistent most of the game if pretty small.

Gameday didn’t seem to match up with the pictures.

And Felix sucked. Lot’s of strike 3 called and no GB’s.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 11, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think a consistently small strike zone is an enormous fault.

This an isn’t original thought, but every aspect of the game suffers from a consistently small strike zone as compared to a consistently big strike zone. They take longer, they mess with pitchers’ heads and arms, they’re agonizing to watch, etc. It distorts the game much less to have a consistently big strike zone because the hitters will adjust pretty quickly (much easier than the pitchers adjust to the small ones). I’d even rather have an average strike zone that’s inconsistently called than a consistently small one.

by Decatur on Apr 11, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate small strike zones.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 11, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

20 Oakland baserunners stranded.

33 in total in the game, wow.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 11, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT A DAY

Plymouth Argyle win 4-0 making it look like they should avoid relegation and now the M’s win, yaaaaaaaaay.

by marinerdan on Apr 11, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Nothing better than doing the double!

Hope City do the business at 4pm tomorrow and then the M’s at 9PM!

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 11, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Limeys are weird.

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on Apr 11, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazing moment in the KC/NYY game.

Swisher hits a FB to RF off HoRam. Bloomquist, racing towards the line, dives about 10 feet away from where the ball landed. It goes into the corner for a triple.

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 11, 2009 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep saw that.

Miscellaneous Dreikaiserbund member catches that.

Ah the memories of Willy playing corner OF spots…

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 11, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The whole moment was just perfect.

I forgot how hard Bloomquist makes every play look.

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Apr 11, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

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