It's a new season and there are new people here who are unaware of some of the more seamy parts of LL's culture. Namely, the ability to run any joke into ground faster than a drunk oil tanker captain. So herein I propose a list of dead memes/jokes. These are jokes that have been used so heavily that there are essentially zero new ways to make them funny.
You could come up with the most awesome airline peanuts joke (Did you know on Southwest, the package of peanuts come with a warning that the peanuts are made in a factory that handles peanuts?) and it probably will not matter. It's not going to be funny. We would welcome you to find new and creative ways to try and make people laugh rather than resorting to these tired cliches of a joke.
Note that violation of the dead meme is a soft violation at the moment. Unlike the no politics rule, we mods will exercise some leeway. Hey, if you are able to make a dead joke fresh, kudos, but if you simply rely on dead jokes, or constantly attempt to make dead jokes funny, you will get warned and ultimately banned. We don't need people parroting old jokes. Bring something new.
Suggestions for additional dead jokes are welcome in the comments.
2009 Official List of Dead Memes
That's what she said
Silva being fat
Brandon Morrow's diabetes
Rec'd/Flag'd/This (as a standalone comment)
Cries for Tuesdays with Sean Green to come back
Erik Bedard's pithiness
Club LL (aka random dance club related GIFs)
Overly pedantic typo and grammar correction