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Yes indeed.
The DR is kinda fucked now.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 5, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
That cancerous cheater won't be around for a month to poison the Yankees. This can only help New York.
Right? Right?
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
I saw Yankees fans trying to decide if Nady or Swisher
could play third this morning.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
Updated news:
He has a torn labrum in his hip (aka Erik Bedard disease) as well as a “large cyst”. They drained the cyst and the tear in his labrum will not heal on its own. The Yanks will try to get A-Rod through the season before he goes under the knife.
When he does eventually have the surgery, recovery time is expected to be 4 months. So if he’s not able to play though it, his season could be over.
This is what happens when you stop taking steroids.
by Graham MacAree on Mar 5, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions
PEDs, dammit
we don’t know whether or not marijuana affects performance; he never specifically said he took steroids
Breaking news: A-Rod now has HIV.
He’s day-to-day.
He probably shouldn't have been fooling around with Madonna.
by Fin on Mar 5, 2009 5:20 PM PST up reply actions
Last time I trust this site...
I don’t see the point of this site if you’re reporting fake news. I’ve been telling my friends about Lookout Landing for some time now. I ended up telling my friends you guys had the scoop on Lowe to Seattle – now they’re like, "you idiot – what are you getting your news from there for? No thanks!"
I’m taking this place off my bookmarks.
Fool me once…
He got HIV from his own blood?
So he has double HIV? Is this at all related to superAIDS?
by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 5, 2009 6:39 PM PST up reply actions
There are a lot of blood injection options besides your own blood.
I’m a big cycling fan and we hear about all the latest blood injection crazes. My personal favorite is injecting cultured cow hemoglobin that’s been hyper-saturated with pure oxygen.
Oops.
You weren’t specific on which blood to inject.
I shouldn’t have bought discount blood from that guy on 54th st.
Why would you inject someone else's blood into your labrum?
by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 5, 2009 10:16 PM PST up reply actions
















