3/4: Open Game Thread
Mariners vs. Australia. Watch live at 6:05. The starting lineup for the M's looks pretty solid, save for one glaring embarrassment. Find him!
Meanwhile, just in case you were having a good day, here's some shitty news.
Speaking of which, former M Chris Snelling is with the National team. He snuck into the M's clubhouse late Saturday and to me, it looked like he had put on a lot of weight. Could have been the workout clothes, basketball shorts and big tee shirts, but first impression wasn't good. Hope I am wrong.
Like Snelling really needs to be putting more stress on his knees.
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Alright time to test out the new laptop
Bought this so i could work at watch M’s games at the same time
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
I'm so excited for this
I think I may start hyperventilating….
I heard the song, too – it may actually contribute to the hyperventilation, but not in that good way…
It's the economy, Manny!
Yipee kay yo. Yipee kay yay.
Griffey’s back home it’s a brand new day.
I don't know how I survived before Dave Sims
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by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 6:03 PM PST up reply actions
It's been a while since I did my "LL + MLB.tv + Gmail chat window" formation on my laptop.
It felt good to do it again. Let’s go Mariners!
Actually, replace Morse with Ichiro and I think this could be a typical lineup
Maybe cut out Yuni and add Lopez
Doyle should have worked out with Raul
I still hope he succeeds.
"We are a bad defensive team." -B. Cashman
Quoi?
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by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 6:09 PM PST up reply actions
Is this FSN's new score thingy?
I really liked the one on the top
RRS due up in the booth to provide commentary
Wish we’d seen the anthems — RRS was planning on singing “Arise Australia Fair”
I could have sung along, as well ....
I have my lovely tea towel with the lyrics
by msb on Mar 4, 2009 6:16 PM PST up reply actions
I have never care much for Snelling
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Where is the box score?
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by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 6:11 PM PST reply actions
Thanks. It wasn't showing up on the main scoreboard.
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by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 6:14 PM PST up reply actions
I say 28
The catcher is bound to drop one of those strikeouts
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
I remember calling all my friends up 4 innings into Blackley 1st start
and telling them all how the Mariners future was going to be nothing but smooth sailing.
I can't believe Team Italy won
even if it was against a bunch of nobodies.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
I agree with that sentament
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
I am so used to seeing an old white man manage the M's...
It’s disconcerting to see a younger man down there. I like it.
I won't lie
I get giddy looking at Griffey, even if part of my brain says “boy he looks fatter.”
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
Wouldn't he gain weight?
As the lack of estrogen would allow his testerone to take over, causing increased muscle mass?
Slow sweet swing, though.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 5, 2009 7:50 AM PST up reply actions
I wouldn't necessarily call a well hit fly to the center field warning track slow.
More like right on time, and just a little short.
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WOOOOOOOOOOO
Run scoring single…. single most exciting play in baseball
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
After last year we might as well use it early and often.
"We are a bad defensive team." -B. Cashman
by Big Jared on Mar 4, 2009 6:25 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Ok
Don’t wear it out in spring training. We want some gas in the tank down the stretch.
"We are a bad defensive team." -B. Cashman
I'm looking for an alternate rally gif
But it has to better than this one. That’s tough. I just hope if and when I see it I’ll know.
"We are a bad defensive team." -B. Cashman
The only GIF I will rec every time I see it
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This gif is so awesome
I will include it in my lab meeting next week
by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 4, 2009 7:07 PM PST up reply actions
I'm not sure exactly
But I think it might’ve come from a British sketch comedy called Reeves and Mortimer.
Rec'd for increasing my vocabulary
Seriously though, where the fuck did that come from. I was assuming that everyone loved it because it was something familiar. Given that apparently it’s not, I’m not sure why everyone loves it. It doesn’t seem that funny to me.
by appleshampoo on Mar 4, 2009 10:29 PM PST up reply actions
Who made this originally?
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by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 6:27 PM PST up reply actions
*162
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by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 6:27 PM PST up reply actions
so much for team chemistry
per Drayer:
…Morse and Sweeney got into it on the field about their American Idol choices…
by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 4, 2009 6:26 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
That fucking Sweeney is a cancer.
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Why no radio on MLBAM?
I’d love to be able to listen to this game…
by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 4, 2009 6:29 PM PST reply actions
I can't imagine he'd bring much back.
A couple of interesting low-A guys might be our best hope.
by Graham MacAree on Mar 4, 2009 6:33 PM PST up reply actions
I dunno - Wlad, Washburn and Batista might get you something from an NL team struggling for pitchers.
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Batista's not liable to get you much more than a chuckle
by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 4, 2009 6:35 PM PST up reply actions
He's alright as a middle reliever.
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Good point, but don't you think he's worth more as an inning eater in the NL?
People seem to forget that he sadly was one of our more consistent pitchers last season.
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The hate for him stems purely from his time as a starter.
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Well, fuck Bavasi. I'm convinced he was still under the employ of the Angels while with us.
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No the hate comes from him not being any good at hitting the zone
although he’s very poetic about it. Also, there were the comments about what roles he’s okay with and the pitching through injury last year, that adds to the hate a touch.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 4, 2009 6:39 PM PST up reply actions
I quote:
“SWUNG ON AND HIT DOWN THE LEFT-FIELD LINE…..uh, hit to short, he throws him out.” I was so confused.
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by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 6:33 PM PST up reply actions
Try this here Yami Yogurt, my dear.
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Another note from Drayer
“Have not seen Snelling yet but a clubbie confirmed what I thought I saw, yes, he has put on quite a bit of weight.”
sigh.
Can't really blame the guy
it’s not easy staying in shape and when you have so little hope of cracking the majors…
by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 4, 2009 6:40 PM PST up reply actions
He's been sleeping on Buckey's couch.
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Didn't look good for a second there...
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Olson reminds me of Jake Woods
Hopefully he ends up being A LOT better
I'm trying to remember:
when the M’s had the old manual K-counter at the Kingdome, did they just skip three K’s and go to four?
by shinallsrevenge on Mar 4, 2009 6:40 PM PST up reply actions
That's a good point. Although it seems like it would have been fine had no one called attention to it.
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by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 6:42 PM PST up reply actions
Rick Adair is one
scary looking son-of-a-bitch.
Olson is a very interesting guy.
He was the shining jewel in the O’s system until we gave them Tillman to take all the shine. He profiles as a 4/5 starter but his upside is a number 3 guy.
You got slurved bitch.
George Brett in the dugout wearing an Australia jersey.
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I read this as "He's apparently close friends with Hitler"
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by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 6:43 PM PST up reply actions
I doubt he would have gotten into the Hall that way.
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We should hang a sign at Safeco that reads, "Welcome to Peoria."
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I'm about ready
To hunt down whomever is blowing that horn and wrap it around a not-good body part…
It's the economy, Manny!
If we could play Australia every game
We really would go 162-0. Unless R R-S defects!
Sounds like someone needs to skip it and cram later.
Do it for the pretzels, Aaron.
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This is more funny if you know him.
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Fabulous.
Batista.
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by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 6:52 PM PST reply actions
He has to prove somehow that he doesn't deserve to pitch.
by msb on Mar 4, 2009 6:53 PM PST up reply actions
You'd think he'd already done that
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by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 6:53 PM PST up reply actions
Well he certainly has now.
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by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 7:13 PM PST up reply actions
So
You want me to walk a guy or off a guy or walk off a guy, cuz’ I don’t swing that way…
Walk number one, Batista’s reign of terror continues….
It's the economy, Manny!
Not so secret anymore. Would you like garlic fries with that?
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What's the key combo to screenshot (and where do the files go) again?
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The PrtScn button
Open up a Paint document and paste it in there.
On a mac:
* Command-Shift-3: Take a screenshot of the screen, and save it as a file on the desktop
* Command-Shift-4, then select an area: Take a screenshot of an area and save it as a file on the desktop
* Command-Shift-4, then space, then click a window: Take a screenshot of a window and save it as a file on the desktop
* Command-Control-Shift-3: Take a screenshot of the screen, and save it to the clipboard
* Command-Control-Shift-4, then select an area: Take a screenshot of an area and save it to the clipboard
* Command-Control-Shift-4, then space, then click a window: Take a screenshot of a window and save it to the clipboard
In Leopard, the following keys can be held down while selecting an area (via Command-Shift-4 or Command-Control-Shift-4):
* Space, to lock the size of the selected region and instead move it when the mouse moves
* Shift, to resize only one edge of the selected region
* Option, to resize the selected region with its center as the anchor point
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
It's ok, I got irrationally excited to hear Sims calling a college basketball game.
It was like baseball was back in December.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
On Linux
Open up a terminal, type ‘import blah.gif’, and click on in the window you want to screenshot. There ya go. If you don’t have ‘import’ on your system, install ImageMagick
by appleshampoo on Mar 4, 2009 10:39 PM PST up reply actions
On abacus
Push three stones up on the first peg, two on the second, five on the third. Shake abacus. Wonder aloud with expletives who in Sam fuck’s name created the abacus. Install Windows ’98 on your abacus. Wonder aloud with expletives who in Sam fucking kitty fucker hell invented Windows ’98. Realize that this is an abacus, unable to download and run an operating system. Drink another glass of wine.
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by kevin_ess on Mar 4, 2009 10:59 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
He either has the worst tattoo in the world, lent in the pine tar, or has been drawing on himself with a marker pen.
by msb on Mar 4, 2009 6:59 PM PST up reply actions
I was trying to make that out as well.
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Is that GM Jack Z?
I think he is right behind home plate with the white hat, blue sweater, in the second row.
Snelling looks a lot like LH Vidro
Albeit with more bat speed. Eat less live longer.
"We are a bad defensive team." -B. Cashman
Miguel Batista::Good pitcher
Socks::Neutron star
by Graham MacAree on Mar 4, 2009 7:04 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I thought Wak was coming out to argue the call haha
He should’ve signaled for the ball boy to come in—better than Batista
I think we need to reserve this for when he sucks
If he’s actually good, hmmm, maybe a gif of Kahn kicking someone’s ass from the original episode.
Granted, he didn’t do awesome this game, but I think you posted this when he first came in (hard to tell in retrospect).
by appleshampoo on Mar 4, 2009 10:42 PM PST up reply actions
I have to be honest - between MC and here, this image is getting old,
So I concur as well.
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Waitwaitwaitwait...
Did we just have a manager who took Batista OUT when he continued to suck?
In an EXHIBITION game?!?
That makes me all sorts of happy in the pants…
It's the economy, Manny!
so Snelling has more rings
than the Mariners :S
"Beluga Tits" used to be a term of endearment
Not anymore.
It was a good nickname at one point?
Hmmm, I’ve been doing it wrong the whole time.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Did that 'welcome back baseball' commercial
Make anyone else happy, or just me?
It's the economy, Manny!
By opening day it's going to bug me
But yeah, as of right now, it’ll make me smile.
The first one was probably the greatest sporting achievement I've seen live.
(I haven’t been to many games.)
I have the funk!
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by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 7:16 PM PST reply actions
WHAT JUST HAPPENED
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by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 7:17 PM PST reply actions
Yeah, I got that, haha.
I was commenting on what Goose said more articulately
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by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 7:21 PM PST up reply actions
HR!!!!
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by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 7:23 PM PST reply actions
For lack of a more articulate term
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 7:23 PM PST up reply actions
FUCK YES
Gutierrez is definitely the guy I’m rooting for more than anyone this year. If he can be a simply average bat, holy balls what a trade.
His bald head is just so loverable
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by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 7:24 PM PST up reply actions
I'm learning to love bald heads again
The last one wronged me so bad
by JLC on Mar 4, 2009 7:26 PM PST up reply actions
This one has a certain sheen to it. And that new car smell.
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by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 7:31 PM PST up reply actions
This is insane
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by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 7:24 PM PST reply actions
Craig Anderson?
He signed with the Mariners in 1999.
8 to 4 in favor of the M's
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Didn't Craig Anderson used to be on our 40 man roster?
(and no, I’m not thinking of Ryan Anderson)
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Craig Anderson?
He signed with the Mariners in 1999.
by HARRYP09 on Mar 4, 2009 10:27 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Signed with != on 40 man roster
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In fact I think he almost broke with the team in either 03 or 04
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Me too
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I remember liking him as a player and hoping he'd have a nice career as a 5th starter
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New Zealand is so much better than Australia
Mineral exports be damned.
Absolutely agree.
Gotta get excited about the All Blacks. Not to mention the amazing hiking.
I plan on calling tommorrow and demanding that they prorate 1/30th of my internet bill
And repeating it every time I lose service
It's screwing up on you?
You ought to call them.
I did yesterday
And they said since I was not named on the account, they would not tell me the known problem with our service.
This is like the seattle*collegeteam* problem.
There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!
I really want to see Josh Fields pitch right now...
I want to see how he’ll handle live competition and I want to see if his curve ball is sexy.
You got slurved bitch.
We all know this was going to happen with these two offensive powerhouses.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
A lot of money that will overlap his decline.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 4, 2009 7:48 PM PST up reply actions
4-5 years, 50-60 mil, maybe?
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by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 7:48 PM PST up reply actions
We lose a lot of salary next year
We’re gonna spend some lots of money on a plus defender who is a known leader and has power.
Now who do we know that’s already proven he do all those things?
So then you'll have money to buy talent like Beltre
at a position where you don’t have a good prospect.
angels fan in seattle
Z wants a good team. Not a cheap team. A good team.
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by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 7:47 PM PST up reply actions
If recall at the end of this year we'll get rid of dead weight like Wash and Batista.
Giving us money to spend on him. If he is asking for 4/40 heck i’d give it.
You got slurved bitch.
I was with you for the "no, we wan Tui" part, but you lost me
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by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 7:46 PM PST up reply actions
I imagine the economy is going to keep FA prices low
for at least another off season or two. If we can resign Beltre for the same contract we gave him in 2004, it’s worth it.
Beltre's a proven....veteran....wow I feel silly.
But seriously. Beltre’s D is godly. Tui’s is…well…bad.
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by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 7:49 PM PST up reply actions
Ok nevermind, this discussion going to take far too long
maybe we should make this a side discussion thread?
Beltre v. Tui?
I don’t think its necessary to relocate.
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by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 7:51 PM PST up reply actions
Defense declines before everything else.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 4, 2009 7:53 PM PST up reply actions
True. But, as Slurvey said, he's also an efficient batsman.
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by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 7:54 PM PST up reply actions
He's an average hitter.
As a neutral defender, he’s league average.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 4, 2009 7:55 PM PST up reply actions
Beltre has the talent to be a well above average hitter though
If he can be smarter (which is what you expect as a player ages) he can do a better job of tapping into it.
by Graham MacAree on Mar 4, 2009 7:56 PM PST up reply actions
I'm not necessarily opposed to re-signing Beltre, but there's a case to be made that there are better options.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 4, 2009 7:57 PM PST up reply actions
He turns into a good hitting version of Orland Cabrera in Baseball mogul
by JI on Mar 4, 2009 7:58 PM PST up reply actions
The last time I ran the M's
In addition to Tui
Wlad hit 600 homers, and turned into a high average hitter after the age of 34
Jeffie turned into a bad throwing Joe Mauer except for those two season late in his 30s where he hit a shitload of homers
Phillipe Amount became the unquestioned greatest pitcher in history (Is a career FIP of 2.00 any good?)
by JI on Mar 4, 2009 8:03 PM PST up reply actions
No argument here.
And re: Eyebrows, definitely not internally. Not at the moment.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 4, 2009 7:59 PM PST up reply actions
Internally? Really?
Trade maybe. Or another signing. But if you had to pick Tui or Beltre resigning?
angels fan in seattle
Internally no
It might depend on how good of a year Beltre has. If he is still greatly undervalued on the market it would probably be worth it to bring him back, but if he has a huge year and commands a big payday there will probably be better options available in free agency.
Yeah, I suppose if he showed more plate discipline
(which he’s probably capable of), he’d draw the walks he deserves.
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by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 7:58 PM PST up reply actions
The team is going to be making less money with the bad economy though
In all likelihood, which might mean less payroll.
Precisely.
Because regardless of how good the youth is, they’re still youthful, and thus better.
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by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 7:44 PM PST up reply actions
We don't want more youth
We want a better team
by Graham MacAree on Mar 4, 2009 7:44 PM PST up reply actions
The Tui's are known clutch performers.
And I seem to remember a LL member in the past providing substantial evidence that Beltre was not.
If you say overrated I hate you and find you stupid and will freaking rip your guts out.
You got slurved bitch.
It's just missing some key punctuation
“Resign, Beltre”
“No, we want, Tui!”
by JLC on Mar 4, 2009 7:42 PM PST up reply actions
I wan him tu
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by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 7:42 PM PST up reply actions
I used to do that in high school
But I always used Wendy’s burgers. The square patties offer more surface area.
Dammit Corco
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by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 7:42 PM PST reply actions
Also his jaw was still attached, it was just hanging.
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When you get the momentum of the belly moving, you're good to go.
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Seriously, I expected a shot of Rizz rubbing Beltre's shoulders.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Mar 4, 2009 7:51 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Ahhhhhhh!
Just got home from work, so glad the game is only in the 4th!
I want to read all 520 comments in this thread, I really, really do.
Demon error...
It’s not his fast reader is it? If not then use correct usage of every word.
You got slurved bitch.
I'm with him
that shit bothers me much more than lack of capitals. No capitals = laziness. Misuse of apostrophe = ignorance.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 4, 2009 7:58 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Actually
he’s right. I have a few a fast readers laying around, maybe they will help.
Corconcurred
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The your / you're bait is my favorite
because 90% of the time correction is completely unnecessary.
by JI on Mar 4, 2009 8:06 PM PST up reply actions
Or it's a game thread and if the poster has a solid history perhaps people should lay the fuck off of him
r'ecd
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by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 8:10 PM PST up reply actions
Don't think I didn't catch your Flight Of The Conchords reference there.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Yeah, since when have we really given a shit about writing ability in game threads?
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
I just get bothered when people do that.
Because you know when to use both and you chose to go lazy and say your for both.
You got slurved bitch.
Yep
Please let the moderators be Nazis; we’re better at it.
by Graham MacAree on Mar 4, 2009 8:05 PM PST up reply actions
What makes my skin crawl is things like
‘I caught some baseball’s". Why? Why do they do this?
by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 4, 2009 8:02 PM PST up reply actions
Meh... We're turning into grammer Nazis a little
But honestly there are some mistakes I can forgive and others I have to say stop being lazy.
You got slurved bitch.
I only comment on it when one of the mods/regulars slips up
I would never bother to correct someone who does not him/herself correct others.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 4, 2009 8:06 PM PST up reply actions
"I only comment on it when one of the mods/regulars slips up"
So you are just trying to be obnoxious then?
It's been freaking me out all game.
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Lay off of Jeff Clement
he has only made one major league error
by JI on Mar 4, 2009 8:07 PM PST up reply actions
Curse you
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by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 8:07 PM PST up reply actions
While I'm all for not being a grammar police in GTs
Don’t deliberately fuck it up because that’s just annoying.
by Graham MacAree on Mar 4, 2009 8:11 PM PST up reply actions
I have a feeling that Gutz is going to turn into one of my favorite players.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
Oh right, there's still a game.
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by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 8:10 PM PST reply actions
Hey, it's Erik Bedard.
"I’m just trying to take as many pitches, see the pitches, get guys over, do the little things,‘’ he said. "It’s spring training. I’m just doing what I’m supposed to.’’
"I just take it one day at a time and try to build strength in [my knee],‘’ he said. "That’s it.’’
Erik Bedard. Man of few words….
……..
What do you mean that’s Ken Griffey Jr.?
I'm sorry but
I love Bedard with all my heart.
Hey, we scored!
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 8:15 PM PST reply actions
I wonder if Reegie was supposed to be short for Reginald
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So..
anybody want to bet on how many runs will get?
Betting on sports is illegal in the State of Washington.
by JI on Mar 4, 2009 8:23 PM PST up reply actions
Really?
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I can't god damn
keep track of who the hell is pitching or hitting. Damn you spring training!
Well, I'm not completely serious about Lowe
Mike Wilson does suck at defense, though.
by JLC on Mar 4, 2009 8:25 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah
I thought Wilson was either not on the team/ had been injured or something?
Keeping up = hard, but I could have sworn…
As far as Lowe, my confidence in him has not been great, but I’m still willing to not let that get in the way. I just know he scares the living crap out of me….
It's the economy, Manny!
Wilson was removed from the 40-man to make room for Griffey
But no one claimed him on waivers, so he got sent down to the minors with an ST invite.
by JLC on Mar 4, 2009 8:34 PM PST up reply actions
Okay
Sorry if I’m being annoying, but was this the play where the ball was in the right-center gap and he was almost right there and missed it? Because I thought that was Morse…the first defensive play I remember Wilson making was the actual good one where he dived and caught it.
by appleshampoo on Mar 4, 2009 11:09 PM PST up reply actions
If Aardsma is making a bid for closer
today’s outings of Lowe, Corco, and Batista really help his case.
Yeah, because it really matters
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 8:45 PM PST up reply actions
It's fine.
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 10:34 PM PST up reply actions
I must say I am not impressed by our pitching tonight
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Out pitching staff is getting teabagged by team Australia
by JI on Mar 4, 2009 8:27 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I just saw the replay of Griffey's fly out
and he really connected with it. Sounded and looked really good.
Exactly
what I was thinking. If this was 96 that ball is gone
Seriously laughing out loud.
Why not more recs?
by appleshampoo on Mar 4, 2009 11:11 PM PST up reply actions
I've always wanted
To hear a 3-way language duel between Hypen, Corky, and Dickey.
I will never get my wish. :(
It's the economy, Manny!
I imagine this person wearing a hat that says "beat my fucking ass, please."
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I love RRS. Love him. Love him.
For those keeping score at home, that’s Mike Blowers and Ryan Rowland-Smith.
It's on FSN and MLB Network, if you have cable TV
by JLC on Mar 4, 2009 8:52 PM PST up reply actions
Hmm. Google TVants. Free P2P TV. Streaming now, probably Japanese subtitled, but it's something.
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Once you have TVants, the link should work, though you might want to do a search - it just brought up the Cubs.
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Type in "Ichiro," and you'll likely find it. Otherwise, "MLB."
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Eddie Money wrote way more cool songs than I remembered.
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I'd write one, but I'm too lazy.
You must be in your 20s.
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Eddie Money and Genesis feature prominently in my memories of mid-80's radio
Not sure what to make of that
This does not surprise me, given your pedigree. How about early Chicago (jazz fusion phase)?
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You and I have more in common than I thought.
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Used to on cassette. Must get this again, come to think of it.
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The only thing I've ever known Toto for was that song "Rosanna"
Gotta say that they don’t sound very obligatory to me.
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Early Chicago is shockingly good.
Especially the first two albums. That double-LP debut is pretty sweet. Love the remake of “I’m A Man” and you’d have to be a zombie not to dig “25 Or 6 To 4” from the second one.
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If you like that, I advise you check out the songs "Beginnings," "Questions 67 & 68," and "Make Me Smile"
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I hate Chicago with a fiery burning passion.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 4, 2009 9:19 PM PST up reply actions
God they were terrible then.
Honestly, Chicago is pretty shitty after their first few albums. But you’d be making a huge mistake in dismissing them because of the crappy MOR pop sludge they did later in their career. When they started out they were genuinely progressive and had a pretty avant-garde big-band thing going on.
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Cetera ended up fucking that band over something harsh.
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I much prefer their older stuff.
I could care less for their generic 80s power ballad era crap.
I just found out that there's three other random dudes in Heart
I always thought the sisters Wilson were the only members
by JI on Mar 4, 2009 9:28 PM PST up reply actions
One of the best vocalists EVER.
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Oh God, don't even bring up Heart
I still can’t decide if I love them or hate them based on their rapid decline
They were a fantastic band for a good many years.
I don’t hold “Eliminator” against ZZ Top.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 4, 2009 9:29 PM PST up reply actions
I tend to take the best
I mean, before they reversed it, the Who had a pretty horrific decline after Pete Townshend self destructed.
by JI on Mar 4, 2009 9:31 PM PST up reply actions
It's amazing how bad Face Dances and It's Hard are aside from the lead singles
Even moreso because Townshed was putting out fantastic solo stuff at the same time. Moon’s death really was a kick in the nuts to them.
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Moon's death was only in kick in the nuts
because it caused Pete to self destruct. The Who were basically unable to function at the end of the 70s because Moon was so out of it. That’s not to say they would have continued on as well as before but at least they would have been respectable…
And actually I rater like Pete’s material on Face Dances, it’s just there’s not enough. John’s two songs are terrible, and Roger completely misses the mark on vocals. It’s Hard on the other hand, is flat out terrible (save 4 songs or so) and no one but Pete wanted to release it.
by JI on Mar 4, 2009 9:35 PM PST up reply actions
Face Dances does actually have some quality material
“You Better You Bet,” “Another Tricky Day,” “Daily Records” — all good songs and good lyrics that Roger does a fine job with.
But It’s Hard is a travesty. “Eminence Front” and maybe “Athena” and burn the rest.
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Don't Let Go The Coat is a good song
as is Cache Cache, but you’d never know it because he completely misses the mark.
I will say that he become much better over the years at singing more subtle songs. If he sang those songs today he’d sound great.
Athena (check), Eminence (check), I’ve Know No war is good but would be better if they had given a shit, Cry If You Want is a very good song, One Life’s Enough is decent enough, but all the filler is beyond terrible.
by JI on Mar 4, 2009 9:45 PM PST up reply actions
He just blows right through YBYB
I don’t really care for it that much
by JI on Mar 4, 2009 9:48 PM PST up reply actions
Huh, I get off on the way Daltrey sings YBYB's lyrics every time.
“I’m not into your passport pictures — I just like your nose!”
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It depends.
I would never say I liked Pink Floyd, but Piper at the Gates of Dawn is one of my favorite records ever. It’s just the only good one they did.
With Heart, the Who, ZZ Top, they were all great for long enough that they’re still great bands, they just made some missteps towards the end.
Then there are the Stones and AC/DC, who kind of a mix.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 4, 2009 9:33 PM PST up reply actions
The Stones were ridiculously good and consistent from 1966-1973
But man, talk about a long decline phase…
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The Stones were a product of age decline though
That should be expected of every band that last more than a decade. Heart and The Who just got really bad…
Incorrect
Bruce Springsteen has been excellent for 35 years. Pearl Jam has been consistently awesome for 19…
I could go on but you get the point
by JI on Mar 4, 2009 9:42 PM PST up reply actions
I was just talking about the examples we were talking about.
I in know way think it represents all classic rock artists
Oh, I see what you mean
Anyone who doesn’t decline with age merely solidifies their legacy, really.
Because you can’t expect them to go on forever.
Bruce Springsteen has most certainly NOT been excellent for 35 years.
Only an insane man would consider his post-Nebraska work excellent. Born In The USA is a mess as released, but the sessions have enough great unreleased material (on Tracks) to push the timeline to 1984 or so.
But after that? I count “Brilliant Disguise” and two decades worth of horseshit. Human Touch/Lucky Town has to be the worst double album (because really that’s what it is) of all-new material released by a major artist since god-knows-when. Tom Joad is a bunch of Steinbeck workingman-schtick rants sent to unlistenable non-melodies…I’ll stop here.
I think The Wild, The Innocent & The E Street Shuffle (plus its outtakes) are miraculous music, some of the most endlessly entertaining stuff I own. But after 1985 or so Springsteen lost the plot.
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HIs only misses were HT and LT
And the Born in the USA album is fantastic
as is Tunnel of Love as is all his work in the 2000s
by JI on Mar 4, 2009 9:49 PM PST up reply actions
This my hurt whatever credibility I have,
but I would say 90% of Bruce’s work does nothing for me.
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Are you familiar with his early albums?
If not, give them a real try, plus also the outtakes from that era found on Tracks. It’s amazing Van Morrison-meets-The Crystals progressive rock/soul/folk fusion stuff. VERY adventurous.
The real shame is that he abandoned that style completely after 1974 or so. “Jungleland” is really the last one from that style.
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This exactly. That's my 10%,
but I will say as good a writer as he can be, his voice has always been a struggle for me.
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I've always thought
that around 1982 or so he became a fantastic singer
by JI on Mar 4, 2009 9:55 PM PST up reply actions
And oddly enough I vastly prefer early Springsteen's singing to his later refinement
Although I think he’s always sounded great. That voice is rock & roll personified, dude!
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Keep in mind I cut my teeth as a wee lad on my dad's Bob Dylan collection.
Once you get into Dylan you learn to appreciate how someone can be a great singer without being TECHNICALLY very good at all: it’s all about the emotion conveyed by the voice.
But you gotta at least be able to hit the notes and carry the tune. Dylan, Springsteen, Malkmus, etc….they may have weird singing voices, but they actually hit the notes of the melodies they’re singing.
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Yeah no kidding
I just think it took him a decade to get really good
by JI on Mar 4, 2009 10:19 PM PST up reply actions
Except the Who rebounded in the 2000s and became awesome again
by JI on Mar 4, 2009 9:35 PM PST up reply actions
I've totally checked out of their new work. Haven't heard a note.
As you might remember from a thread a few days ago, however, Quadrophenia is my personal choice for the Greatest Album Of All Time.
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Funny - King Crimson (in my opinion) only got better with time.
And I own the box set compendium of their early stuff. Some bands just last through time.
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I dunno if Crimson got better with age....
Their ‘72-’74 stuff remains the peak for me. But they never got old and musty, which is down to Robert Fripp burning the band to ground and rebuilding it from scratch every few years or so.
Amazingly enough, they’re still making compelling new music. The Power To Believe was genuinely good.
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Quad is their towering triumph
Although it’s a song or two too long, Sides 3 and 4 are flawless— and more importantly, it’s the only time they captured the excitement they are capable of on record (even if it’s in a completely un-Who like big band sort of way). John Entwistle is the unsung hero of that album, besides being the best bass player ever, he’s also a fucking one man orchestra.
My pick for greatest album ever is Who’s Next, though if I could Frankenstein one, Batmotorfinger has the best Side_A ever and Abbey Road the best side-B
by JI on Mar 4, 2009 9:40 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, Piper is a neat little trip
I think the Wall is a great album, and Dark Side is good too, just not nearly as good as I thought it was when I was 14.
by JI on Mar 4, 2009 9:36 PM PST up reply actions
Aside from my stack of 1969-1971 concert bootlegs, Pink Floyd bores the piss out of me these days.
I bought every single album like any classic-rock loving kid would back in the day, and I loved them for a long time, but nowadays they’re about as appealing to me as a mason jar full of warm sputum.
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I could not care less about Pink Floyd.
You want a good psychadelic band? Try Can.
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FUCK YEAH
I adore Can (as does my girlfriend, who considers it the world’s greatest music to work to). Oddly enough, though, I think their greatest achievement is the low-key proto-ambient Future Days. Not a wasted second on that one. Unlike Tago-Mago, where slightly under half the album is basically unlistenable noise (and intended as such).
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Why thank you. Which is your favorite Can?
I’ll tell you this — I’m always a bit surprised at how I DON’T enjoy Ege Bamyasi more than I know I should. “Vitamin C” might be their greatest, funkiest 3.5 minutes on record, but so much of that album leaves me a bit cold. Still very good…just not as great as it should’ve been coming in between the twin towers of Tago-Mago and Future Days.
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Spoon is probably my favorite - I love how they made their own pedal that transmutes the guitar backward,
but Bring Me Some Tea, and the entire Future Days album are magnificent.
Are you an Einsturzende Neubauten or Hawkwind fan?
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No. Have heard of both, but know nothing of them.
Care to describe them to me musically (ideally in comparison to other bands) and give some recommendations? I have a bit of spare change lying around I wouldn’t mind investing wisely.
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Email me. This is perfect fodder for my new record label's forum.
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Neubauten live
Is possibly the most awesome thing I’ve seen outside of Rammstein live. But that’s just me…
It's the economy, Manny!
I had to discover all the classic rock tha hard way
Being younger than most and later than classic rock, the shelves were mostly full of greatest hits. Which possess much of good stuff, but miss all the classics.
Not a fan of that particular song, but much of their stuff is great.
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The most disappointing classic Chicago song for me is "Saturday In The Park."
The first 10 seconds of that song (the compressed piano comping) are badass, and then it turns into a pretty wimpy ballad.
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That's Sabbath's "Crazy Train" for me.
How do you start out with such a hard fucking hook only to regress in to floofy garbage?
Eh, fuck them anyway.
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It originated as a Sabbath tune and was later beaten to death by solo Ozzy.
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I don't know how to feel about Randy Rhoads.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 4, 2009 9:30 PM PST up reply actions
Even douches can play good guitar.
And he is. I’ve met him.
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That's not universally true, but it seems to be true re: pop.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 4, 2009 9:27 PM PST up reply actions
That's one way of looking at it.
The better, more correct way is that everyone else is wrong.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 4, 2009 9:29 PM PST up reply actions
Ballad of Billy the Kid
Rosalinda’s Eyes
And So It Goes
Falling of the Rain
Captain Jack
Stranger
Miami 2017
Actually never was too found of Captain Jack
Stranger and Scenes from an Italian Restaurant were awesome though
I not so secretly fucking love Neil Diamond.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 4, 2009 9:36 PM PST up reply actions
Diamond has some incredible work.
Which is why it did not surprise me.
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This reminds me of my days back in high school defending Genesis to people.
Early on I would say “dude I’m talking about the Peter Gabriel Genesis, Phil Collins sucks!” But then I realized that I loved the Phil Collins stuff every bit as much, even as they transitioned into a pop band (I really draw the line after 1983 or so). So now I just embrace my inner prog-nerd.
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Luckily many members of my high school had never heard of most the music being talked about here
So they couldn’t mock me for listening
Chicago is fantastic
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 4, 2009 10:35 PM PST up reply actions
I actually played
A lot of Chicago jazz/fusion phase for both marching band and college ensemble….but that don’t make it right. LOL
I can appreciate it for what it was, but it ain’t my cup o’ tea, in general. Green Day totally ripped off “25 or 6 to 4”, though (if that is the name of the song – I never really knew).
It's the economy, Manny!
That's definitely the name of the Chicago song. Where did Green Day rip it off?
(Note that you couldn’t pay me enough money to listen to Green Day, a band that has spent its entire career spinning out shitty dilutions of Husker Du’s pop-punk 1984-1985 masterworks).
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I can't remember the song title,
But it got heavy radio play, and all I remember is the refrain “On my own, here we go” or something similar to that. Green Day’s appeal lasted precisely 3 minutes for me, and that was the 3 minutes they spent making fun of The Jimmies…
It's the economy, Manny!
You're not the only one.
I even have the new remastered boxed set.
They’re my favorite band of all time.
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But uncle Rick, I thought you logged in as sexxxy13YOgirly???
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What a strange thing for your uncle to brag about.
And no, I’m your father.
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But dad, I thought you logged in as Robert???
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My cousin was killed by a dead guy.
And if you’re serious, I’m sorry.
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In this case, yes, I'm serious.
No need to apologize, I was just slightly surprised to find him alive and blogging.
You'd be surprised. Kermit has been in my trunk for three months, and he still apparently needs to watch the game.
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You're in good company. Say hi to "Candy."
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Huh. Diff'rent strokes.
Are you Sec108, or just another Section name? Been trying to figure that out…
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I liked it for last season..
But that was about all I liked last season – I thought a location change might be nice for this year…
It's the economy, Manny!
Ahh. So you're literally higher tier than my friend 108!
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I'm sorry
I just hate that ‘take me home tonight’ song…..
I stopped listening to 80s radio because of that sort of stuff and hair metal. :/
Steve Winwood is the Devil – just because you CAN play “Gimme Some Lovin” at high school football games, doesn’t mean you SHOULD.
It's the economy, Manny!
I'm a new wave gal, y0.
I have love for only a small selection of the classic rock…
It's the economy, Manny!
Yeah, I hate a lot of 80's stuff
But Eddie Money does have some good hits, in my opinion. I agree with the hate on hair metal, though. In high school that stuff prompted me to quip “nothing good came out of the 80’s but me” in response to that crap. It ruined that decade.
I spent about 3 months..
honestly trying to like Ratt instead of my precious Flock of Seagulls, for the sake of my friends.
I failed. :p
It's the economy, Manny!
But what about "Two Tickets To Paradise"?
And hey now, I happen to like “Gimme Some Lovin’.” First of all, it was by The Spencer Davis Group. And second of all, you have to keep in mind that Steve Winwood was all of 16 years old when he wrote and recorded that song. Which is pretty friggin’ amazing.
Whatever you happen to think of Winwood (I quite enjoy his work with Traffic and Blind Faith and even a bit of his solo stuff like on Arc Of A Diver), give the man credit for having one of the finest blue-eyed soul voices of the rock era. I think him and Darryl Hall are the top contenders in that category.
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Oh, yeah...
well, it’s been exactly 20 years since high school, and my musical tastes have taken a severe turn away from stuff I was listening to or doing back then – I forgot that was Spencer Davis. Also, I was working hard last night at trying to replace all my blood with Kirin Ichiban, so my head was a bit fuzzy…
It's the economy, Manny!
You know...
Stellar that they’re talking to RRS and everything, but some game commentary would be neat, too…no, really…ahem
Who the hell is on our mound?
It's the economy, Manny!
Better than looking Pettitte
Hull hails from my hometown. Huzzah! Poor guy.
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Yeah
They talked through it, I haven’t seen pictures, this is nearly as confusing as listening to the radio. ha!
It's the economy, Manny!
So blowers is sure RRS is part of the starting 5.
Who does he think is getting left out? Silva? Wash? Morrow?
I would guess Morrow
even if it’s completely untrue
by JI on Mar 4, 2009 9:11 PM PST up reply actions
I will maim Blowers' grandparents if this happens.
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Mr. Blowers does not have to be accountable for his comments.
RRS will be part of the starting 5, as soon as Washburn is traded.
We are losing
To Triple A.
This feels like a nice, comfy jacket I wore all last year…
It's the economy, Manny!
Hey now,
I’m trying to give everyone the benefit of the doubt…
Everyone but us…
It's the economy, Manny!
We are using quite a few pitchers who have just tonight notched their one and only major league zenith.
I wouldn’t worry.
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Should we transfer the "Silva is fat LOL" jokes to Snelling now?
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This seems like a great way for me not to hate you
by Graham MacAree on Mar 4, 2009 9:18 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Sometimes it's difficult to tell when you're being sarcastic.
Other times, not so much.
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Corcoran, motherfucker. CORCORAN.
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I just think Corcoran would be an awesome fishing buddy. Fuck catch 'n release.
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Got to have at least one down home country boy on your team
I’m not sure whats up with the hat though
Reegie is the MAN. Or will be. Chone Figgins 2.0. Run the numbers. Frighteningly close.
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Agreed.
"Jr. I need you to be a DH, not a LF, where you'd end up on the DL". W.
by Not Loving Batista on Mar 4, 2009 9:57 PM PST up reply actions
Snelling caught a ball without shattering his spine.
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Junior is not the highlight.
There were 3 HRs and numerous RBIs. A walk and a flyout deep to center don’t make the cut.
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This game should have more than three Mariners in it.
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I know. >:(
Fucking Reegie Corona is like his non-union Mexican equivalent and you get what you pay for.
by JI on Mar 4, 2009 9:37 PM PST up reply actions
Fuck you - Reegie is going to be the next Jesus.
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Yeah, there's some good looking male patrons there...
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The most annoying part
about watching a game at a bar is not knowing who is playing defense. You sometimes miss the screen-cap of the switch (or they don’t even care, like when the whole defense changes), and then when the 3B goes diving for a ball, you think “is that Tui trying to make a great play he’ll never make and failing (as expected), or Beltre missing a play he can sometimes make?” Thankfully it’s not my usual mode of game observation, that being either on the radio or at Safeco.
And holy fucking Christ, I barely recognized Doyle…dude needs to…ummm eat less.
Austrailia v. M's spring training game thread = 1100 comments
Holy shit
And for those of you who actually READ the entire thread: dude.
LL is in early-season form
I wouldn’t say mid-season form because there is a serious lack of GTE, and there should be about 2 of these threads for a decent game. And I skipped most of the music-related comments.
by appleshampoo on Mar 4, 2009 11:49 PM PST up reply actions
Over 1100 comments for a Spring Training game?
Holy shit…
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
I actually really enjoyed that one.
I missed LL in mid-season form.
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 5, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
Uh, no
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
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