My Dream of Dualing Hyphens is Over! :-(
I got the news yesterday via text message from Churchill and I waited to say something until he had the info posted on Prospect Insider. Well, he just posted the news today that first sunk my heart last night:
Austin Bibens-Dirkx has been released.
I've yet to understand why, really, but if there's one player who could take my emotional reins away from George Sherrill as the under-the-radar type to cheer for irrationally, it was Austin.
I first saw Austin a couple weeks after he was drafted as he filled in some innings in a depleted Tacoma bullpen on his way to A-ball. I was on my way out of the stadium at the time (was with the family and our son was basically tired), but decided to stay for one of the two innings he pitched. After he came in and had 5 Ks with 1 BB and 2 hits over 2 innings, I decided the Free Austin! campaign would begin.
And here's a still:

This wasn't what I meant by "FREE AUSTIN BIBENS-DIRKX!!!"
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STRIKE 2 GMZ!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Mar 31, 2009 10:34 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I guess that's what happens when you stop being good
Sad
by Graham on Mar 31, 2009 10:36 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hard to be good when you're hurt all the time...
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by PositivePaul on Mar 31, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's not the whole story here
as I’m sure you know.
And if you’re going to cut an ineffective pitcher from HD’s roster, well, you’re not exactly starved for choice.
by marc w on Mar 31, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seems like the org did a terrible job of handling him
Comes as a surprise to nobody.
by Graham on Mar 31, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I went to high school and became good friends with AB-D
Back then, he was just AD.
I’m sad to see him released on both a personal and a professional level.
Good luck, Austin; I hope you land on your feet.
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by andrewgolfsalot on Mar 31, 2009 11:01 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm gonna miss him,
but I think he’s someone that another org will pick up.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 31, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn it.
This could have been the first guy from my school who made the Majors since Tom Lampkin and Bill Krueger, but nope, we screwed him up.
There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!
by joof on Mar 31, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't think anyone from my high school has ever made the pros in any sport.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 31, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I was talking college.
The only sports program thats any good here is our soccer program.
There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!
by joof on Mar 31, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My high school's got a few.
That’s what happens when you have a sports family go through… With 5 kids.
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by IcebreakerX on Mar 31, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Travis Lee and Jared Sandberg are the only ones from mine.
I remember when people thought Mike Fey was going to be an NBA star. Whoops.
by acblue on Mar 31, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not true. Jed Hansen!
(before your time, but not by much).
by marc w on Apr 1, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At the moment, Capital High School's notable alumnae listed on Wikipedia:
* Rachel Corrie — Deceased Activist
* Adam Kasper — Record Exec.
* Burke Kenny — Winner at the 2007 World Beard and Moustache Championships
* Dr.Gordon Freeman — World renown physicist
* Jared Sandberg — Professional Baseball Player
* Travis Lee — Former Major League Baseball player
Heh.
by acblue on Apr 1, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My HS is so notable that it's notable alum isn't even listed in Wiki...
My biased opinion:
- Chad Eaton – NFL player
- Mimi Jung – King 5 TV Anchor
- Scott Krippayne – CCM recording artist and songwriter
- Nick Harmer – Death Cab for Cutie bassist
There are probably several more…
Oh, wait Wiki does list: “Kevin Scott – Dallas Cowboys (Stanford Cardinal) Mark Weekly – Was the the starting QB on 2 PLU National Championship Teams”
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by PositivePaul on Apr 1, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I only have a couple worth mentioning from mine
Link here
Most notable:
—Tim Lincecum – I’m sure everybody knows who this is
—Sean Kinney – Drummer for Alice in Chains
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by tootthekazoo on Apr 2, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Free Man attended your high school?
I wish I could lay claim to something as cool as that.
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by tootthekazoo on Apr 2, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dr. Gordon Freeman?
A fictional character attended your high school?
Jose Lopez roxxorz my boxxorz.
54!
by joof on Apr 2, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here's my high school's illustrious list
Rick Steves – TV Show host and author
Anna Faris – Actress
by OlSalty on Apr 3, 2009 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bigger.
This is rec’ worthy!
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by PositivePaul on Mar 31, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably could have just linked to it here
given that it’s already posted above.
by Matthew on Mar 31, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RRS appears to be aiming for ABD's nuts.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 31, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Dualing" Hyphens...
I’m so effed up.
“Dual Dueling Hyphens…”
There.
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by PositivePaul on Apr 1, 2009 9:01 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
See I thought you did that on purpose,
Because if they were both on the same team then there would be “dual” hyphens. I thought it was a play on words
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by tootthekazoo on Apr 2, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do make up sentence-contraction words all the time...
“Dualing” = “dual dueling”
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by PositivePaul on Apr 2, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't this increase those chances?
They couldn’t very well duel while on the same team, yeah?
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 2, 2009 4:39 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think I meant to say "Dual" Hyphens...
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by PositivePaul on Apr 2, 2009 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
* Burke Kenny — Winner at the 2007 World Beard and Moustache Championships
WHAT?
This is awesome. Unfortunately, at the rate my beard grows, I could only get to enter in maybe one or two of them..
by d0nkey on Apr 2, 2009 11:53 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I would consider dreadlocks to be the opposite of awesome.
by acblue on Apr 2, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But with that beard and mustache?
Jose Lopez roxxorz my boxxorz.
54!
by joof on Apr 2, 2009 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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