3/30: Open Game Thread
If RRS comes out throwing 97 it'll be like we didn't lose anything at all.
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As reinforcement.
I fucking hate you Mariners
While we can never actually know what Niggerwings intelligence level actually is
I find it rather rude that Jeff come out and call him stupid. It would be one thing if Jeff was actively taking part in the conversation but to have him swoop in with his hate talk and fly away just rubs me in the wrong way.
I think that is just Nightwing
Imagine Robin paired up with the 80’s band Winger. Then you get the whole fury that is NiGhTwInGeR!
I wasn't going to rec it but did because of this comment
I got your back
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by Aaron Campeau on Mar 31, 2009 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I once took a bottle of Flintstones vitamins and ate half the bottle before my parents found me.
One Flintstones is tasty, but after you eat like ten, it becomes like cement mix. But hey, I was five years old at the time. Things might have changed since then.
Just checked the cupboard.
I have two bottles that total 400 Flintstones. Problem is, they have an expiration date of September 2005. It might only take one to taste like cement mix.
Also, a nice warning on the side:
WARNING: Accidental overdose of iron-containing products is the leading cause of fatal poisoning in children under 6.
This explains the cement mix texture.
I had to copy the link location and paste to figure it out.
I figured maybe RRS would try to use his burgeoning celebrity to endorse a line of geometrically interesting bubble gum.
by abender20 on Mar 30, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
And I've just named them... Ausctagons. Now available in vegemite.
by abender20 on Mar 30, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd
For vegemite reference, now never reference it again…thanks.
by 88fingerslukee on Mar 30, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't know what it was either, but I assumed it was steroids.
So I typed in Steroids to Google and that was one of the first images.
I thought
it was Ecstasy. Imagine the confusion.
Speaking of Skip Schumaker, Mark Teahen is a demon person

by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 30, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparenltly Teahen spends a lot of time at Alice Cooper'stown during ST
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 30, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
I eat a consistent diet of Taco Bell.
I just wanted to know if this numbness in my jaw and left arm were cause for concern. Instead I get snark about cancer, fuck you guys I’m gonna go stick my finger in a light socket and see if that fixes anything.
Also, I'm not funny punchline guy. Better suited for set-up straight man role.
People have roles in life, it’s important to recognize limitations.
The food item is spelled rolls.
It sounds the same as roles though so I can see how you might have been confused.
Jeff,
I know you like to use humor in your comments and writings, but allusions to slavery are hurtful to my African-American brethren. The concept of owning a person is dated and we would all do best to move past that particular blight on our history.
by Matthew on Mar 30, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Much cheaper to come by that in the trans-atlantic days too.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 30, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
If I recall correctly was that my one demand was a statcorner novelty tee shirt and I have yet to receive it.
If it's designing statcorner novelty tee shirts then I am one step ahead of you.
by Robert on Mar 30, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sign me up for twelve
One to wear every day of the week and five to wash my car with
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
Twas a terrible, terrible use of homophones.
There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!
Upon further review the F-you guys sounds pretty harsh.
That cookie cleaner comment still makes me laugh, classic.
And he's going to beat his 17 pop up home runs by hitting 25 pop up home runs.
There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!
How many people have to die, Mr. Selig?
How many people have to die before you realize that extra spring training is a bad idea?
Also maple bats and no nets are probably not helping.
Probably. He is super awesome.
There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!
by joof on Mar 30, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I wish Gus Johnson would do baseball games...RISE AND FIRE!
I fucking hate you Mariners
RRS no longer needs to hit 97.
He just needs to get a few hundred ABs, and be a passable reliever. Screw Brooks Kieschnick, we’ve got Ryan Rowland-Smith!
Last time Ichiro batted third for any period of time he ended up breaking the single season hits record
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
Why put a singles hitter in the position of constantly hitting with two out and no one on?
by JI on Mar 30, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
You are forgetting who is in front of him
Let’s say you have Endy Chavez or Rob Johnson as leadoff in that scenario.
30% chance one of them is on base before Ichiro. It’s even really a 100% chance if you really think about it.
In the event they are on before Ichiro, he can extend the inning to the cleanup hitters, bunt his way on base while moving a runner, or even hit for power. Then he could easily steal more bases.
Assuming Griffey is batting cleanup. Griffey! Need I say more?
Hey look. RRS has as many walks as Yuni in Spring Training.
He's the best hitter on the team, and thus his skill is maximized by batting him leadoff would be the short answer I'd assume.
There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!
Too close to "B11" to make me comfortable
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
SPRING TRAINING WORLD CHAMPIONS BAYBEE
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Yes, but no one can touch Wilson's ISO.
Two true outcomes. Rainiers games are going to be awesome this year.
Daaaamn
Wish we could’ve seen that, sounds like it was hit a mile.
No, you're not mistaken!
I use a lot of exclamation points when writing about the Sounders!
Did you see Montero’s goal from this weekend?!?
So I wonder if there are any teams kicking themselves for not picking Mike Wilson off of waivers?
And now would be a good time to listen to trade offers. The Nationals can replace Willy Mo Pena with Mike Wilson!
Mark Reynolds has 7 errors in 19 ST games so far?
I realize it’s both SSS and ST, but that’s putrid.
Mike Wilson tied the game in the 9th with his 2nd HR of the day.
Ties him for ST record with Buhner and Griffey! Who’s Mike Wilson!?!
Who's Mike Wilson?!?
Only the 2008 Southern League HR champ, that’s who.
PCL champ in 2009? Late-blooming Marcus Thames clone, or the black Rob Stratton? Come on down to Tacoma and find out!
You know, I'll probably be doing that a few times this year, might even get some Aquasox passes.
I’m a bit more excited about the minors now, they never used to factor into my thinking. Plus kids and all, a lot more reasons to be interested in the M’s minor leagues than in the past. The Braves were investing so heavily in their minor league system they bought an extra minor league team, or so I read. That would be a pretty sweet.
The M's added an extra minor league affiliate last year.
We’re ahead of the curve!
Whoa... it's like I don't even know where I'm at anymore.
What team is this and wherever the M’s went I hope they don’t ever come back.
Bavasi added a team in the Appalachian league - Pulaski.
The M’s had a team in the Arizona league and then a moderate jump up to short season ball (Everett). Last year was the first time they added an intermediate stop (the Pioneer league and Appy league are often thought of as a step above the Arizona/Florida rookie leagues and a step below the short-season NY-Penn and Northwest leagues).
MWAHAHAHA FUCK YOU RANDY MESSENGER!
oh he’s trimmer oh he looks good oh he worked his way into the closer battle…
You got slurved bitch.
What was RRS throwing today?
Churchill reported a week. or so ago that he was all the way down at 85-86. Back up to his usual 89-91 self today?
No.
But he’s just not going to throw 91 as a starter. It sounded like he threw harder than 85, and below 90.
I just don’t think there’s a story here – it Spring Training, he’s pitching purely as a starter, etc. Was it Drayer who asked him about it, and he said he was still stretching his arm out?

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