OT: Ichiro fashion parade
I want some speculation on this year's ensemble before the descriptions and pictures of what Ichiro wore to the clubhouse today come in.
All we know so far is that he is in, everyone was happy to see him, and that he is anticipating seeing Griffey ("Junior," he said. "That's trouble.")
Will he go with the simplicity of plain jeans and t-shirt?
And really, is there anyway he can top 2007?
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I think those are bum chic.
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Holy crap, that second picture is absurd.
Ichiro is wearing a sleeveless hoody with those sandals and a retro hat. He’s quite the character.
I think my mom owned sandals just like those before
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions
No better than Pedroia
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but does she have an MVP trophy?
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I want to have the self-confidence it takes to rock that look
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I wouldn't care what people thought if I did.
I just don’t think it looks that great. Props to Ichiro, though. It takes balls to wear that stuff.
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I could see Ichiro conducting a press conference in something outrageous like cowboy chaps, metallic cowboy boots, and a puffy vest.
I don’t think anyone would say a word.
I could see that happening
And when asked about the boots he would say that he likes them because he feels like a robo-cowboy
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I love Ichiro
But man he weirds me out sometimes
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Also, not saying Ichiro is one, but...
I think I know a douchebag from New Jersey that has that same t-shirt.
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I'm pretty sure Ichiro is a douchebag.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 26, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I doubt it.
At least not what we in the US think of when we use that epithet. He’s something different. As a compromise, I’d say if you had a Venn diagram with ‘douchebag,’ ‘zen master,’ ‘athlete-level arrogance/confidence,’ and ‘fashion plate’ – Ichiro would be the overlap.
That seems reasonable.
And I should point out that I still think he’s awesome; I just think he looks ridiculous and is almost certainly a total prick. But he can do whatever the fuck he wants because he is awesome at baseball and says hilariously confusing shit.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 26, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Do you think he's a total prick because he looks ridiculous?
He just doesn’t act like a total prick – at least not what I think of when I envision a pro athlete acting like a total prick (pick your favorite example).
I think it's fair to say that a majority of superstar professional athletes are total pricks.
Based on what I’ve read about him he doesn’t seem to be an exception. It has nothing to do with the way he dresses.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 26, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds like he's heading to Hattie's Hat after the game.
by waldo rojas on Mar 26, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I was.
Maybe I have my sarcasm filter set too high.
by waldo rojas on Mar 26, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Hmmmm...
(sorry, I got nothin’ to say about Ichi’s fashion quirkiness)
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Paddle shifters are the most depressing thing ever
I like the feeling of my hand on a gear shift and my foot on a clutch…shifting gears is no fun without those two. I’d rather have an outright automatic then paddle shifters
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Wow just noticed that
For shame…
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Buying a new AM with auto is insane
Buying a used AM with auto because it’s cheaper = less insane
by Graham MacAree on Mar 26, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh I'm absolutely talking about the original purchaser.
Hearing about the celebs who bought a Ferrari and then had an automatic gearbox put in… that is heinous.
Agreed.
If you’re going to pay the price for a new AM, learn how to drive a stick.
I prefer a traditional manual
but it’s hard to argue with the improved 0-60 times.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 26, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Except that fun to drive != 0-60 times
It seems to me that since most people buying these cars aren’t taking them on race tracks they’d rather have a car that’s got a really engaging driving experience then an incredibly fast appliance
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That's something I definitely want to do one day
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I don't disagree at all.
I would much rather have a manual. But I don’t see a movement away from paddle shifters in high performance cars because the acceleration numbers are better with paddle shifters. It sucks, but there you go.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 26, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Most high end cars with paddle shifters (I'm talking AM, Ferrarri, BMW M cars, etc.)
Use a dual clutch system or something to that effect. You still are required to shift while in manual mode, and it is just as fast, or faster, than a conventional stick shift. I still would prefer the feel of actually shifting the car, but I love the way performance cars use paddles. Just don’t make the leap that an automatic with paddle shifters is the same as an honest to god performance car with paddles
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I know the difference and like you, it's a feel thing for me.
I’ve never driven an M3 (goddammit) but I can’t imagine using the paddles feels the same as using a stick.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 26, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I've never driven a stick...
…but I like that our new-to-us Benz has the “manu-matic” on the shifter. I can’t say I’d like paddles — If I’m going to pretend to be someone who drives a stick, I’d prefer that it actually shift using the thing you’d expect to shift with.
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by PositivePaul on Mar 26, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
I guess I'm colored by the fact that my family hasn't owned an automatic since I learned to drive.
At least the flappy paddle shifters make you feel like an F1 driver.
I've never owned an automatic either.
In my case I feel that driving a manual makes me a little more alert while driving.
I always felt this way as well
And I really wish I had one currently. I think that everybody should at least know how to drive one, whether they ever plan to own one or not. Excellent skill to have as a “just in case” kind of thing
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Knowing how to drive a stick should be mandatory
I’ve found it comes in really handy in DD situations when I’m sober and need to get someone else’s car home- on the flip side, when I’ve had cars with manual transmissions I have found I’ve had to strand them on several occasions because nobody around me knows how to drive a stick
Also, there’s typically a huge surcharge to rent a car with an automatic outside of North America
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I feel like I have more control of the car and am therefore a much better driver when I'm driving a manual
Especially in an unfamiliar car.
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You want lack of control?
They one of the continuously variable transmissions they put in the Jeep Patriot.
Those things are horrendous. Imagine being completely unable to have any say at all in your engine’s speed.
I sat in that Jeep (it was a rental) honestly wondering why it had a tachometer, given that whatever the tach said there was literally not a thing I could do about it.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
CVTs make a lot of sense but they need some work.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 26, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh they are an absolute dream from a physics standpoint.
That’s the sort of technology that will go very nicely with the next generation of fuel cell cars.
They are great in concept, yes
But, as Llewdor said, they feel worthless. I drove a Nissan with one and the tachometer rolled up to whatever point and just floated there, regardless of how fast I was going. They are slow to accelerate, and my biggest issue with them is you have no input on what’s going on with your motor. You can’t control engine speed, there is no feeling of shifting, it’s just stop and go. That’s it.
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I think buying any car with that kind of money is making a fashion statement.
In fact, I would argue anyone who likes to drive stick is making even more of a fashion statement. There is little practical reason for driving a stick. It’s not like you are going to be racing on a road course everyday. Instead, you are just driving back-and-forth from work, school, grocery store, etc.
But I don’t mind people making a fashion statement. I do mind, however, when people try making the fashion statement seem more practical or awesome than it really is.
I strongly disagree with that
Manual transmissions are cheaper than automatics first of all, so cost is a factor. And second of all, the driving experience in a car with a manual is totally different then that with an automatic, and that’s solely a matter of preference.
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This is something no one seems to get.
My biggest complaint about the continuously variable transmission vehicle I drove was that it was awful on gas when driven on the highway (and almost all of my driving is on the highway).
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Which is weird because the appeal is supposed to be that they're better on gas than traditional automatics.
Or at least part of the appeal.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 26, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
At 70 mph it constantly wanted to run at 3000 rpm
and that’s way too fast for highway cruising.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Only because it hasn't been perfected.
If the brain behind was smart enough and the system actually worked efficiently, your car would be constantly maximizing fuel with the right gearing for every single speed and situation, then adjusting for acceleration etc. It will be figured out.
Why not just let the driver do it?
Stuff like this needs a toggle.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
We'd be hopelessly inept at managing a system like that.
There’s really no point giving humans more than about 6-8 gears.
Right, but if I'm driving down the highway and I'd like my engine to run 300 rpm slower
I’d like to be able to get that to happen.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
That's where some good computer control would come in.
Maybe something akin to the manumatic systems now. Set your system up to optimize fuel consumption outside of passing and getting up to speed, but allow for the driver to manually tweak as needed.
RPM is only really determined by the gearing of your transmission
Correct me if I’m wrong, but no amount of computer control will correct that.
It would in a CVT because a CVT has no gearing
It constantly adjusts tension in its belt system to maintain optimal performance using a computer
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
In an continous variable transmission, the gearing is essentially infinite
and more importantly, continuous rather than discrete. I was referring to electronic control of the gearing, as no person would be capable or properly staying exactly on top of a transmission requiring constant adjustment.
I'm a better and safer driver in a manual because I pay more attention to the car and my surroundings.
It’s not a fashion statement so much as it is a means of self preservation with me.
I only need one hand to drive a stick
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Hard to put an AT in drive with a broken right hand
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
column shifters can be a paiin in the ass left handed
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If you had a cast on your hand with just fingers and thumb out
It is harder to grab a standard AT shifter and depress the shifter button than it would be to shift MT
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Do the same while driving a stick shift
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
That makes it a little bit trickier
You just have to ditch extra gears, and only use 2nd and 4th to minimize shifting, which is bad for the clutch, but your hand should be healed eventually
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It depends on the driver.
I get lazy when driving an automatic and tend to space out. I don’t do that when I’m driving a manual. For other drivers they’re more focused when driving an automatic.
I used to love love love a manual, then I started driving my first automatic with cupholder in city traffic.
Kicks ass, I can drive an drink coffee at the same time.
Manual transmission actually allows you to save money
Lower maintenance since MT is easier to service than AT. Maximize your gas mileage because you can cruise at low RPM regardless of speed. Saves on brake maintenance because you can downshift to decelerate
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I desperately want a manual =(
come on Mazda, bring that new Speed6 to the States!
by seattlebruin on Mar 26, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Pictures won't display
At least not for me
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Hmmm I thought that might happen
it’s on the mazda6club forums, I know you, at least, have a login. Want to re-host these for me? =)
by seattlebruin on Mar 26, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
http://forum.mazda6club.com/index.php?act=attach&type=post&id=31449
http://forum.mazda6club.com/index.php?act=attach&type=post&id=31450
by seattlebruin on Mar 26, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh wait, this works better
linky to pics of new MS6 concept. COME TO USA!!!!
by seattlebruin on Mar 26, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
I assume it will if it makes it to the States
rumors have it as a maybe for the 2011 model year, a definite no in 2010
by seattlebruin on Mar 26, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
But can't you do all these things with a "manu-matic"
Other than the AT service cost, of course…
Both of my ‘new’ cars have manual shifting ATs (yes, yes, we bought 2 cars recently). I’m very tempted to really give this a whirl — kinda like learning a MT on training wheels (no clutch).
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by PositivePaul on Mar 26, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
This is kind of what I've been doing with mine as well
but I can tell you that it’s just not quite the same w/o a clutch. Plus, most manumatic transmissions will have auto-overrides built in that will auto-shift you at certain RPM/gear combinations – you merely have slightly more freedom with the transmission, nothing near what you would have with a manual
by seattlebruin on Mar 26, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
You can do that with a manu-matic, hell you can downshift to decelerate with a regular automatic
The problem is once you use a clutch manumatic shifting seems really weird. My parents Volvo has a manumatic and unless I’m decelerating to go down a hill or passing another vehicle I don’t use it because the car generally knows what it’s doing.
Manually shifting gears without a clutch just doesn’t feel right once you use a clutch.
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same
I actually had an issue with that once in the Volvo because the brake pedal is really wide, and I went to push the clutch to downshift and accidentally slammed the brakes
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I was only going about 22 and it was on ice so ABS and DSTC kicked in so no
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Yikes
That would be slightly scary
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Yeah the manu-matic is still just an automatic
All you’re doing when “shifting” is triggering the automatic to shift when it otherwise would not. Still some benefits to using it, though. You can still decelerate by downshifting, and you can upshift early to maximize your mileage, you just won’t see as much benefit as with a Manual
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Good to know...
I’ve known the downshifting/deceleration thing. I’ll have to see if my V8 Volvo gets better MPG by upshifting early…
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by PositivePaul on Mar 26, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Did you get an XC90?
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Finally, yeah...
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by PositivePaul on Mar 26, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
That's a great automobile
My parents have had theirs since 2004 and it’s got 125000 miles on it now and it still runs, looks, and feels like a new car.
They only had their first issue with it a few weeks ago when the cap over the headlamp washer popped off going through a car wash.
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Theirs a 2.5 or the T6?
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by PositivePaul on Mar 26, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
The 2.5
Which I have never found to not have enough power
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Their awesomest engine, really...
…although the V8 is getting mad props, too, now. I love the V8 in ours – in a nearly 3-ton vehicle, it’s well-paired, and that it’s capable of 25+ MPG on the highway is nothing short of an engineering miracle.
It’s still an SUV, though, and I really do miss what my Cross Country gave me — 95% of the functionality of an SUV in the performance of a sports sedan. Amazingly, though, the MPG has so far been very comparable between the V70 XC and our ‘new’ (2005) XC90 V8…
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by PositivePaul on Mar 26, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
That's fantastic
They only get about 23 or so with the 2.5 on the highway, so 25+ is absolutely incredible
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Chalk it up to the motor not having to work as hard
There are benefits to be had with a bigger engine in a vehicle. As long as you aren’t strictly driving in the city then you can usually see a higher than expected mileage figure. With an underpowered engine you have to spend more time accelerating and high speeds yield high RPM. With an overpowered motor the car makes less effort to move itself around, creating better gas mileage than expected
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
This, definitely...
And the fact that this particular engine is made by Yamaha in Japan certainly helps, and is coupled w/a 6-speed tranny…
70 MPH at ~1500 RPMs vs ~2000 RPMs is a lot better for the MPG…
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by PositivePaul on Mar 26, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm still waiting to verify this myself in our rig...
…but I’ve read some reports on that. Of course, that’s probably 100% freeway driving, in little traffic, and sticking close to the posted speed limits.
In reality, though, it’s EPA rated for 15/20. Still respectable for a 311 HP V8 in a nearly 3-ton vehicle…
On my first tank in very mixed driving (some freeway, several in-town trips) I got right around 18 MPG.
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by PositivePaul on Mar 26, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I find our Volvo to be plenty fast
with the V8 that thing must haul ass
Have you tested the 0-60 on it?
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Not personally, really...
But it’s rated at a respectable 7.3…
It’s sick how well that thing performs. It still feels like an SUV, but it does about as best as it can to feel more like a car. I imagine the only SUV that’s less SUV-like is a Porsche Cayenne or BMW X5. The Hi-Perf. Jeep I test drove wasn’t anywhere close…
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by PositivePaul on Mar 26, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Idiots
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by Corco on Mar 26, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like to feel like I am actively participating in the driving of my car.
Manual is the only option for me.
Most dealers list on craigslist these days
In fact, one of my inventory management systems actually had an “Upload to Craigslist” button that allowed for one-click posting of my cars
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
As long as you do your homework buying a car on Craigslist is fine.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 26, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Also this.
I’ve bought 2 used cars on CL and they’ve driven beautifully. As you said, just gotta do your homework.
I don't think I'd buy a nice car on Craigslist
But the Dodge Colt I bought for $700 ended up being a very good deal, although I had to look at several total pieces of shit before I came across it
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Since it's clear in Colorado
if you want to buy it I’ll be more than happy to deliver it to you free of charge
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I don't think there is anything I wouldn't do for an Aston Martiin DB7, DB9, V12 Vanquish, or even a V8 Vantage
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The old V8 Vantage not the new one
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I'm still hoping for a new Vantage
Just because hey I’m not going to be able to afford anything else for a while
by Graham MacAree on Mar 26, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
The new Vantage is an awesome automobile, I just wouldn't do absolutely anything to have one
But if one showed up on my doorstep I would certainly smile the largest smile I have ever smiled
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I should have just not told my parents I was transferring from UPS and then diverted the tuition difference into a side fund
I hate myself sometimes
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You hate yourself for not secretly embezzling money from your parents for the purpose
via an outright lie, so that you can purchase a car.
by abender20 on Mar 26, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
For that car it would almost be worth it
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At least the person knows how to take pictures of a car
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
That Camaro doesn't look so good does it
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I know that Aston's are amazing performance cars and they're clearly beautiful
but given the choice between a new M3 and a used Aston, the M3 wins easily.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 26, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not much of a car guy
but damn I love me the M3.
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I don't give a shit who else drives the M3.
It is amazing.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 26, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Wrong
You only have to do that if you get a used one that’s about 3 years old or so. Buying it brand new exempts you from that, and going with the first run of them also exempts you. The former exempts you because you are rich and didn’t buy a douchebag kind of car, and the latter because you appreciate a good classic car.
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think Beverly Hills would give you a good approximation of normal car purchasing trends
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh I never claimed it did. The cheapest car on my block (besides mine, obviously)
is something in the Lexus LS family.
Yes.
The only people I see driving M3s in Seattle are Russian mobsters and rich old white dudes.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 26, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew a Vietnamese guy with one also
His name was Dave
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmmm...
Had it not been a “love at first sight” thing for me, I might’ve taken a bit more time to look for an AMG C32 Kompressor instead of jumping on the C320 we bought (which was the first car we looked at and drove).
BMWs are more douchbag cars than Benzes (I wanted either a BMW or a Benz), but just in case I cranked the Chopin the last time I drove the Benz (my wife drives it as her daily driver).
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by PositivePaul on Mar 26, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
There's nothing classier then an Aston Martin
Therefore I’d take a used Aston Martin
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Absolutely
I would make that deal every time
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
On a slightly lighter note
CodeNameRain says:
March 26, 2009, 8:16 AM ET
There is something about this that makes me so angry, so angry that i cant even type this right now. And yet the mainstreamers want to think that racism is over??? somebody’s relative is dead because some cop more concerned about making a point to what he (most likely) thought was another black man with no respect for the law?
Um, the cop didn’t cause anyone to die. He’s just a gigantic asshole.
by seattlebruin on Mar 26, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
I caught that too.
And this:
rmul87 says:
March 26, 2009, 8:14 AM ET
What is the cop supposed to do…Allow a car go through a red light without getting pulled over? How is the cop supposed to know it isn’t a driver under the influence? Of course the cop is going to question the driver. Just because there is a family member dying doesn’t mean you can just run through red lights. I don’t understand the controversey…
Illegible
Yelling at a cop to hurry up and give you a ticket is generally going to provoke this reaction.
by waldo rojas on Mar 26, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Under the circumstances, I probably would too.
Although it seems as though Moats was being polite the whole time.
Illegible
I'd have to watch the video to know for sure, but the story certainly paints it as if Moats tried very hard to be respectful towards the officer and ask that due to circumstances he merely try to make the stop as quick as possible
also, this was in a hospital parking lot – it does not appear it was on the street, which makes this a much more trivial violation, in my opinion
by seattlebruin on Mar 26, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
From the account, he didn't have PoI
then demanded he be given a ticket and allowed to continue. The cop’s response seems entirely predictable to me.
by waldo rojas on Mar 26, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Really?
You really think that? That’s really your response to this story? There’s no way Moates could’ve behaved differently and/or better.
Telling that even the PD is embarrassed and have reassigned the guy.
I'm trying to visualize
so, he slowed at the light, checked traffic, rolled on through and accelerated into the hospital parking lot where he was stopped?
That's how I understand it as well
And the 2 women with him were crying and trying to get into the hospital but the cop wouldn’t let them
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Fair point.
Let’s just say that if the video matches the description of the video given in the story, then there’s no way Moates could’ve behaved better and the cop was being ridiculous.
I would agree to that.
I am just highly suspicious of stories of this nature after what I’ve seen in the past in terms of cherry-picked reporting (from both sides).
I'm not saying the cop was totally in the right.
But his behavior was predictable. If you run a red light, and don’t have PoI, you can expect the police officer to be less than receptive to your demands. His behavior after that happened seems somewhat dickish given the circumstances.
by waldo rojas on Mar 26, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I think what I would have done in that situation (depending on how far he was from the hospital), was not pull over and continue to the hospital
Where doctors can verify the condition
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PoI = proof of insurance
there’s no serif on the capital I with this font
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This.
Sorry. From the article, Moats didn’t have his proof of insurance which is not a minor detail.
by waldo rojas on Mar 26, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
It kinda is though
When I got pulled over for going 75 in a 55 last summer in Portland, I wasn’t even asked for PoI – I was asked for license and registration only. Granted, that’s the first ticket I’ve gotten in 20 years, but it would seem that if PoI were required I would have been asked for it. Very small sample size, sure, but still.
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When I got pulled over in New York State going 80 in a 65 they didn't ask either
which I thought was odd
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I'm as big of a police apologist as anyone else
but they are permitted to exercise restraint given the context of the situation.
Sure.
In this case, the officer had no way to verify the situation at that point, and can’t be faulted for detaining the Moats family initially.
Once the situation was verified by hospital staff, he probably should have been more compassionate.
I'm not so much defending the officer
as I am trying to point out that his initial actions were totally predictable and not out of line.
I don't think he's defending him, per se
I look at it this way: The cop saw a car run a red light. He pulled over the people into a nearby parking lot (the hospital they were heading to) and they told him a story that he had no way of verifying. The people then told the officer to hurry up and issue the ticket, which probably set off the officer’s alarm because people usually try and argue. This prompted the cop to confirm that there were no warrants outstanding because that may have been a reason he was trying to get away so quickly.
Once the hospital employees came out and corroborated the story he should have dropped it then and there, but that is where he went wrong. Everything up to that point was, as Waldo says, totally predictable and not out of line
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
So he did make it to the emergency room
That’s a really strange situation now, and unacceptable
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I have changed much of my stance.
He chased them for nearly a mile and finally stopped them at the entrance to the emergency room. I had thought they were pulled over right in front of the hospital, but that is not the case. This guy was way out of line
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Not really
you argued from the perspective of the officer playing devil’s advocate – for all we knew, video could have surfaced showing Moats being a complete asshole to the officer after a long police chase. It turns out the officer was in the wrong, but that wasn’t known for certain when this discussion began.
by seattlebruin on Mar 27, 2009 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions
That's my thought on it as well
Especially since I essentially sided with Waldo on that
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 27, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Context is everything for cops.
In certain situations, not having a license isn’t a big deal. In other situations, not having proof of insurance is a huge deal. The problem isn’t with the law, or the cop doing something illegal. The problem is not understanding the context.
As far as I know the worst they do for PoL is write you a big-ass ticket
which happened to a friend of mine a few years ago, and it was a fix-it ticket, anyway.
by seattlebruin on Mar 26, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
The laws vary from state to state.
But minimally a huge fine and very possibly impound. At any rate, all I’m saying is that when combined with the initial violation, the officer’s behavior for the first part of the stop doesn’t seem out of line to me. The lecture afterwards was probably unnecessary.
by waldo rojas on Mar 26, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Underrated
I sense a trap...
That was actually my first reaction to the whole ‘olerud sucks’ stuff, to this day I have no fricking clue as to who thinks what about Oly. Except you, I remembered that one since it’s pretty much exactly what I think.
Wow, I had almost forgotten how kind the LL welcome wagon is.
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 26, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
There's no way abender is Coach
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Coach would never use the phrase "pray tell," first of all
You sound a little older than him
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Coach is 16 or 17
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Yeah
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He makes Puritans look Satanic
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by Corco on Mar 26, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think he's 18 (!)
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 26, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
His Facebook says he's 17 for another several months
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I wonder why he's a Junior, then.
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 26, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Because people born from August X to JulyX+1 over a year are put in the same class?
There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!
Most 16/17 year olds are juniors
I was a junior when I was 16 and a senior at 17, it happens when you’re born after June 1st or whatever. Coach will be 18 before his senior year is over
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Exactly
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I was 17 when I graduated High School.
Only one person in my graduating class was younger than me.
Fear the NPE
I was too
but it was more like 5 or 6 younger than me
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You drink beer
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 26, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Bathtub gin is always a winner as well
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
But that's just so you can support your local hobo jug band
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
If Scrappy's will let me have jugs
I won’t need two bars.
by royalcurve on Mar 26, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Rec'd for Irony.
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by PositivePaul on Mar 27, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure they are attainable
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I will not rest until I am sitting on the porch
drinking from one of those, and listening to an M’s game on the radio.
You'll have to paint on the XXX
But go here. Available with your choice of a cork or a corncob stopper!
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Go with the corncob stopper
Be different. And I call dibs on the first porch sitting with you
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I read this as "bathtub girl"
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 27, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions
NOOOO
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 27, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Go to his profile and search "beer" in user activity.
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 26, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Much like that.
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 26, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Except that I was asking about abender as he's not one of the ones that usually discusses beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 26, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Occasionally. And it's not always good beer, but that's all HER fault.

by abender20 on Mar 26, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
But looks yucky.
Plus all the wind.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 26, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh I was back over the last weekend, and it was fine. You get used to it.
I went from mid 60’s in LA to a pea coat, but really it’s not that big of a deal.
Shit yeah it is, man
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Hell if I know but I'm down
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 27, 2009 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions
It has been a few years for me.
I used to like playing gigs at the Monkey Pub across the street too. So tight that it always had good energy in the room.
Back in my day it was $1 pitchers
nothing like a table full of people drinking beer straight out of their own pitcher.
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Sounds like every Thursday night in Pullman.
Everybody put 2 pitchers on the table. $5 bucks and you’re hitting both sides of the door on the way out, pretty good deal
Unless you live in San Diego, there will be unfavorable weather now and then.
Fall in Chicago is spectacular.
Bullshit on no unfavorable weather
I saw a cloud today
by seattlebruin on Mar 26, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
It better be a large refund
my tax dollars pay Mother Nature, I damn well expect my weather to be perfect
by seattlebruin on Mar 26, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I may have confused him with chrissavage.
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 26, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
That was great.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm ghost like Swayze!
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Very impressive work with the stop motion.
The guy should make his own show. He could easily rival Robot Chicken in the skillz department, and he obviously has the sense of humor make it work.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm ghost like Swayze!
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Holy cow, some of his other stuff is phenomenal! A couple things kind of remind of Sam Raimi.
Holy Shit I Hate Clowns
and
Radio
Probably just the occasional Dutch angle or something, but despite that pretty talented.
I watched some more that he posted.
Mandalorian Dance was hilarious.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm ghost like Swayze!
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I saw this site a few years ago then lost it.
Thank you.
Years ago they had millions of rap-metal mooks to mock. They hardly needed text.
My HS band totally would have ended up there.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 26, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Luckily my HS band played the wardrobe pretty safe.
Although I did wear plaid bondage pants a few times.
Illegible
We all had leather jackets and pompadours.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 26, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
OT Question:
I am new to LL and sabremetrics as a whole. My question is, why is it that all of the other SBN pages that I have looked at have BARELY 1/35238942th of the posts that LL does?
Not that I mind at all, but can we conclude that Seattle has the best baseball fans? Especially considering the records that we have put up as a team since forever-and-a-half ago?
We're all just a bunch of losers that sit at a computer all day
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Same here
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I take offense to this statement.
I do not sit at a computer all day.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm ghost like Swayze!
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Sit, stand, it's all the same
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
But we're the smartest and most well behaved losers in the blogosphere.
Also, Seattle in general is absolutely spoiled rotten by talented and dedicated bloggers. Having both LL and USSM is one thing, but Field Gulls for the Seahawks is also spectacular (ignore the commenters there, however).
There is no such thing as best baseball fans
but the Mariners do have the most robust and intellectually rigorous baseball blogosphere of any team. And we like beer. What’s not to love?
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I just find it odd that LL has 50000:1 more posts than any other team
Again, I love it. I stay interested reading LL because of the things you guys say. The baseball is just a plus. I have never been a big stats guy (I loved RBI’s until a few weeks ago). I’m just surprised that LL is so much more active.
I've got some good backups, but I think the time has come to cut the cord and throw off my crutches.
I’ve always wanted a minor league system/eye for talent like the Twins and the Braves. Pretty sure we’ve got that now (won’t know until the draft I suppose), plus something above the brain stem besides a shiny head. The team building going on is all-signs-point-to-yes
Can we be Jewish on it instead?
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by pdb on Mar 26, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
your typo wanted us to be "gentile"
what’s not gentile? Jewish. That’s all, nothing sinister.
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Part of our ability to be so active has to do with the use of the reply button.
(Do try to use the reply button, it makes subthreads much more coherent).
like the Mariners are the epitome of all things cool?
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Dude we have a moose that knows how to ride an ATV
How freakin awesome is that?
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Our mascot also tried to kill Coco Crisp
by seattlebruin on Mar 26, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
sadly he stays crunchy even in milk so the moose was unsuccessful
(as was that lame attempt at a cereal joke)
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I was there when that happened
It was so funny. I thought it was staged at first
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
The moose almost ran over me once in the ATV
I’ve been warning people about him for years but nooooooooobody wanted to listen to me.
Maybe they were hoping he'd finish the job.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 26, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Or given you a plastic fork that would help speed up the job.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 26, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I've recently decided that a plane crash is my preferred way of going out
It meets all my criteria:
1) Going down in a giant explosion
2) Getting on the national news
3) Some sort of warning label will likely come out of it
4) The mystery of when I die will be gone but won’t leave me enough time to be a emo pussy
5) I would get to choose my last words
6) Gives me enough time to watch the Romo play one last time
by Robert on Mar 26, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The warning label will read:
Don’t let Robert in the cockpit. Ever.
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, you'll be the pilot.
It makes sense now.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 26, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Boeing laughs
at your attempted suicide via barrel roll.
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Mmmmm... I think I know what this is
Nope, thought it was the B-52 at Fairchild AFB. You can see a guy running across the nose of that thing. Krazy.
How's that 9 volt battery bomb you mentioned coming along?
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
He can't ride inline skates for shit, though.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm ghost like Swayze!
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Unfortunately...
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I think some of the success LL and USSM has enjoyed has a little to do with timing.
Fans wanted answers as to why the Bavasi regime was failing so miserably at putting good teams together, and LL (at that point it was L43 I suppose) and USSM emerged on the scene with an answer: It’s about talent, stupid.
Finding outlets that were willing to talk about something other than the typical clubhouse fluff pieces was refreshing. I think the honesty people like Jeff, Dave, and DMZ displayed when they talked about the team they loved so dearly struck a chord with a lot of people.
But both were already larger than 99% of sports blogs before Bavasi was hired.
Yes, we used to do this shit in the Gillick era.
L43 opened a week before Bavasi was hired
by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 26, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmmm.....
And “Fire Bavasi!” was started a week after or so…
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by PositivePaul on Mar 26, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Weeeeee
DMZ · October 20, 2003 · Filed Under Mariners
Of the officially mentioned candidates, I would love to see Ned Coletti get the job.
by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 26, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
If you picked my thoughts from 2003 you'd probably see me advocating Ichiro for Bobby Abreu
by JI on Mar 26, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
You would have also seen me wanting a Drew for Freddy Garcia trade
which is brilliant or retarded depending on what you think my POV was.
by JI on Mar 26, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
This is as far back as the archives go but there's no intro post so I'm skeptical that this is the beginning
by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 26, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
The guys were posting together in some group for years
by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 26, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
They used to mail each other letters about the Mariners before the internet
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But it was on blogspot before they got their own server.
Don’t know for how long.
Yeah, not anymore...
They should’ve held onto the Blogspot page, if only to prevent what happened to that site from happening…
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by PositivePaul on Mar 26, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Long Live the Spambots!
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by PositivePaul on Mar 26, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
There's never been an intro post as far as I know
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In fact I believe the original purpose of USSM was just for those three to communicate with each other, not attempt to generate a ton of outside attention
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I think they turned comments ON around 2004...
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by PositivePaul on Mar 26, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Comments didn't come until September 04
All I remember is that it was roughly the same time everyone wanted to give AJ Zapp a callup after Bucky got injured
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That name's going on my list of weird names.
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 26, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
AJ Zapp was a beast
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I've never heard of the guy.
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 26, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
All you need to know is he put up a
.291/.361/.523 line for Tacoma in ’04 with 184 strikeouts
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Dear lord
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 26, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
This is a bit different from what it's like now.
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 26, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I know they've existed for a while
but for me it was late 2004 when I began to notice USSM. Before that season I was perfectly content to read the Pravda fluff pieces.
Is there a reason Rob Neyer has DRB and LSB in his links section, but no LL
looks like someone needs to show him tRA!
But we love new people
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I'm to lazy to check,
But he probably has a link to USSM, and they stole the Mariners link.
There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!
So having never rendted a car before, I have a question;
will most car rental places allow you to request a specific model if they have more than one model in a particular class of rental car? I made a reservation for a mid-sized car, and trunk/cargo space is a huge concern. They have Altimas, Chargers and Impalas and the Impala has way more trunk and back seat room than the other two.
We rented a Charger once. I thought the ride was smooth, and the trunk space was surprisingly bigger than it looked.
Illegible
Impala has more.
Charger is way cooler though.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 26, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Altimas have a ton of trunk space as well
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Enterprise lets you choose whatever car you want within the class you paid for
and I mean that literally. At most Enterprise airport locations they walk you to the row containing the class of car you paid for and say “which one do you want?”, or at the very least tell you at the desk “we have Car X, Y, and Z, which do you want?”. I can’t speak for other companies, but I love Enterprise – they’re cheaper than most, you can pick your own car, and they’re decent to deal with.
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do not underestimate the utility of this particular feature
for it is awesome.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
My company goes to Enterprise any time we need a rental.
They’re great to work with.
I've been getting free upgrades from Hertz for some reason.
I always reserve the midsize and end up with some hideous SUV.
For my purposes, this would be ideal.
A mid-size through Hertz would have cost about $250 and I’m paying $100 because of some sort of special they’re running.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 26, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
That's because everyone reserves Compacts and Midsizes and nobody rents big SUVs
So they end up with a surplus of SUVs
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I'm never watching on tv again
the quality of the online episodes is a million times better.
by JI on Mar 26, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I was amazed with how awesome the full-screen player looks.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 26, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Not to mention the online episodes are uncensored.
BTW the plot of South park was awesome, but I think its too political to discuss here.
Another question for the more automotive savvy LLers here
I just paid a mechanic $750 to replace the clutch in my Celica and replace an oil seal. I didn’t get ripped off, did I?
If you couldn't do it yourself and you have a car that works now where it didn't before
you didn’t get ripped off.
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Sounds right in line with what I had mentioned before, so no
Like I’d said, you’d be about 100-150 for the parts and 6 hours or so of labor at about 95 per hour. Pretty much right on the nose. And as pdb said: If you couldn’t do it yourself and it is now operational, then you came out ok
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the clutch I got ran closer to $275.
If that’s the case, I think I got a pretty good deal on the labor costs.
Hell, that'll do
Either way, sounds like it came out right. Good on you
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Late to the party, but that sounds about right.
Labor costs are a bitch with a clutch, because it takes several hours to fix.
There's an Aston Martin dealer
right next to my office.
I get to admire the cars there every single day.
They have a web site.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
There's a Ferrari/Maserati dealership that I drive by on the way home from work.
They have a Ford GT in the window. I want it.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 26, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
There's a used car dealership by my house
last week they had a 1994 Ford Taurus that I wanted so badly
by seattlebruin on Mar 26, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
but you had to go crazy and buy the 93 Plymouth Acclaim, didn't you?
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He offered me a good deal, 50% off
I saved like forty bucks!
by seattlebruin on Mar 26, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Well which do you want though?
The Acclaim, or the Allure?
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
You'd have to move to Canada to get an Allure
So Plymouth Acclaim all the way
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My best friend just said goodbye to his Acclaim after 245K miles
I was sad to see that car go.
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Ford GTs are quite possibly the most awesome car ever.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 26, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think fuel economy is generally a concern with supercars.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 26, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually think the GT is rated ok with gas mileage, assuming you drive it at normal speed on normal roads
Any car will guzzle fuel at 200 mph. The Bugatti Veyron sucks down a full 15 gallon tank in 6 minutes at its top speed.
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Where the fuck are you going to drive a Bugatti Veyron for six minutes at top speed?
Into a wall?
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 26, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
You could probably make it to Jupiter by then
Here’s a fun vid about it though
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
No wait watch this one instead
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Right...
It’s like a Nikon F5 film camera w/its 8 frames-per-second.
3 seconds for a standard roll of film. 4 for a 36-frame roll.
This is why dSLRs were invented…
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by PositivePaul on Mar 26, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
So its pretty useless for running from the cops then
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Which is good, because at that speed the tires only last 12 minutes.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Easily one of my most favorite supercars
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it an SHO?
I love high powered versions of cars that are otherwise total crap. One of my most coveted vehicles is a 1987 Buick GNX. Better performance numbers than a same-year Lamborghini Countach. Fuck. Yes.
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
No
as far as I can tell, it doesn’t even start
by seattlebruin on Mar 26, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Bullshit
Seriously, sleeper hot rods are the best. I would love to have something like an old Volvo 970 wagon hotted up, or one of those 125 mph turbo minivans Chrysler made in the late 80’s/eary 90’s. Something that just screams “piece of shit hoopty” that I could use to blow people’s doors off
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
One of my friends Moms had one of those turbo minivans with a manual transmission
That thing was flat awesome to ride to school in, and everyone new to the carpool was confused whent hey got in a freaking minivan with a 5-speed
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I'd love to get my hands on one
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
This.
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No no no
’87 GNX
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
OK yeah I'll take 31 extra horsepower and less weight
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Oops, some Grand National eXcitement
That’s what I get for not looking and hanging a pinky finger all at the same time
Seriously, the GNX had better performance figures than an '87 Lamborghini Countach
Friggin’ insane
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Ladies and Gents, I present to you...

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by PositivePaul on Mar 26, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Noooooooooooooooooo
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Hooray for the Malaise Era!
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
"In 10 years, this trunk will be so filled with blow or dead prostitutes."
by abender20 on Mar 26, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't even think I've seen a Mustang II on the road in the last decade
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There was a guy that had one in Olympia
and he even had a vinyl “MUSTANG II” decal over the back window.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 26, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I have seen this car.
It still exists…
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by PositivePaul on Mar 26, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Mustang II's are good for one thing
Chopping the front end out and using it in a build up, just about every custom rod guy I know has a Mustang II double wishbone front end in ‘em. I’m not sure if any ever came with a Ford 9" rear end, they were pretty shitty cars other than the front suspension.
The 1992-5 Ford Taurus is one of my favorite cars of all time
That was the first brand new car I remember my Dad bringing home, a beautiful navy blue 1993 Ford Taurus LX
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I have a black '93 you could have.
It has that sad skin disease endemic to Ford’s refusal to admit they had an undercoat problem, and a used transmission, and a tendency to squeak in many directions, but lovely plush seat coverings.
Can it make it from Seattle to Wyoming?
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So as long as I never stop moving it could probably make it
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The stupid Merc dealership on my way to work replaced the SLR in the window with a fucking Maybach.
Idiots.
Maybachs are quite possibly the most hideous and conspicuously decadent cars ever built.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 26, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
They have power reclining rear seats with cooled champagne glass holders in back
Like, a special cupholder for your champagne glass, that will also cool your drink
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
In general I dislike luxo-barges because conspicuous consumption for its own sake tends to annoy me
but at least there’s a tremendous amount of history and class with Rolls and Bentley.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 26, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, they don't look like someone cut half of a Caddilac DeVille into the middle of an S Class,
sat Bartolo Colon on the hood and trunk, then dropped a goofy badge on the front.
The Bentley dealer is on the opposite side of my office from the Aston Martin dealer.
It’s a nice neighbourhood for cars.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
I would think that MB would really like to distance themselves from that thing...
What a terrible, terrible car.
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by PositivePaul on Mar 26, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
FOOLS!
SLR yummmmmm
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by PositivePaul on Mar 26, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Sean Penn as Larry is actually not bad, but Jim Carrey? And as much as I love him, Benicio as Moe?
John C. Reilly would be perfect as Curly!
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 26, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm mildly intrigued to see what Sean Penn does with that role
but I also actively hate the Farrelly brothers so I probably never will.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
There's one more movie on my list of movies I'll never watch
Leave the Three Stooges alone…you can’t even do true slapstick humor in today’s media market
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Rincewind is the man
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hugo, rincewind, Torgen, Andy Mc, carolinaman
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I did not see the presence of carolinaman. I will have to recheck this
by seattlebruin on Mar 26, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
*carolinacub
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I'm just glad Rincewind has company
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 26, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy crap I just realized Rincewind is a mod
that’s absurd
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In what way?
I wouldn’t comment that much on a site with so little traffic if I weren’t a mod.
by seattlebruin on Mar 26, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Clearly you've never been Corco circa 2003
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I like how all the fanposts except 1 are by the same person
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What is metaphorical pizza-throwing?
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 26, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
"Elevator Love Letter" as your wedding song?
It’s a great song, but
“I’ll take her home after midnight
And if she likes, I’ll tell her lies
How we’ll be in love by the morning
I don’t think she knows
That I’m saying good bye”
Does anybody know how to induce sleep paralysis?
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You really should just try asking women out instead of resorting to such extreme measures
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by pdb on Mar 26, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
You know me too well
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Besides sleep paralysis is just for framing ex-CTU operatives and Secret Service agents
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I mean the temporary kind
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I know there are goats tha faint when they're scared but I'm not sure it would work with sheep.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 26, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I see I need to rephrase the question
Does anybody know how to SELF-induce sleep paralysis?
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Pentabarbital, 15 mg/kg for 2 hours, followed by about 1mg/kg for the remainder of the desired coma.
hard to self administer the sustaining dose though
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Nope I'm just looking to have a vision
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True enough but peyote's more fun to say
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I've heard that's actually pretty dangerous
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Robitussin overdose is highly likely to be fatal though
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An overdose of cute puppies never killed anyone
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Acetaminophen poisoning can be fatal
That’s why you make sure there’s no acetaminophen in it.
Just Dextromorphan, no other active ingredients.
I'd have to drive to the Peyote Church in Arizona to get it though
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This would be a fun experience though
http://peyoteway.org/index.php
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Obligatory book plug
This is an awesome book.
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I was just reading up on this last night.
I never found anything describing how to do it. However, I did find instructions on teaching yourself Astral Projection.
I’m interested in how you get back into your own body after all that rolling and rocketing. It would pretty much suck to have to watch yourself just sleep there on your bed with no way of knowing how to get back.
I think it's mostly just a natural state
I’ve found I tend to enter it about 1 in 20 times I take a nap in the middle of the day if I sleep on my back while slightly dehydrated, but I’m trying to figure out if there’s a more surefire way to induce it
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Because frankly the hallucinations I've had during sleep paralysis have been awesome (although always very scary at the end) and I would like to have the experience more often
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Paralysis
Essentially what happens is when you dream your body shuts off most muscle control to prevent you from hurting yourself, but sometimes your conscious brain wakes up and your muscle control still isn’t there, so you’re totally aware you’re awake but you can’t move. When it has happened to me I sometimes have control over my eyes (and even then can only open them halfway), but that’s about it. Essentially your body is awake but you’re still REMing which induces some crazy hallucinations.
It happened to me today which is why I brought it up and essentially I opened my eyes and my bedroom door was in another part of the room, and I “got up” and walked to the door and saw myself in the mirror and I was having a seizure. I then realized I was actually still lying down in bed, and the same thing happened again except I collapsed on the floor. Then I realized I was still lying in bed again and realized I was experiencing sleep paralysis and remembered what I (actually, in real life) read online about how to get out of sleep paralysis, which is “concentrate on wiggling your left toe” and within a couple seconds I was out of it and fully awake.
While in that state I couldn’t shift my gaze, so my eyes were open, in other words I really was lying in bed looking at the mirror and the door ,but I thought I was on the ground instead of in the bed.
About a month ago the same situation happened except I woke up and there was a TV in my bedroom and this girl from my Geography class was watching “No Country For Old Men” and as I tried to crawl over to her without being able to shift my viewing angle or open my eyes all the way I started to collapse and could actually feel the parts of my body falling off, and then regained muscle control and woke up.
It’s a weird experience but because your conscious mind is actually awake it has a very different feel from a normal dream
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The widespread assumption is that most people who have been abducted by aliens were really just experiencing sleep paralysis
Which I totally believe
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There's an interesting chapter about sleep paralysis
and its relationship to the “recovered memory” phenomenon and the belief in mystical and malevolent beings in times past in “the Demon Haunted World”.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 27, 2009 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, now I'm terrified of sleeping. Awesome.
There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!
OMG OMG
THE PRODIGY ARE PLAYING SEATTLE, MAY 30TH.
I REALLY REALLY WANT TO GO!!!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
I just beat 1,000,000 points playing the original Jezzball for the first time ever
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by Corco on Mar 26, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd cause I love that old game!
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by PositivePaul on Mar 26, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey everybody!
I know we are real good at online ballot stuffing ’round here.. and, well, I could use a bit of boost!
In this day and age, working for a newspaper is not the most stable thing, so when I have a chance to win a national design award, I’m gonna try to get all the help I can!
Myself and a few others from a team here in Arizona are up for a SportsDesigner.com award for design of an online interactive. We are finalists, and the winner is decided by votes.
You can click here to go to the page that you can vote on and then vote for the second option “Match Play, AZStarnet.com”
Help a fellow LL’er out! Thanks guys…
by seattlesundevil on Mar 26, 2009 5:06 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
No, seattlesundevil didn't just vote for himself
that would be unethical
by seattlebruin on Mar 26, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh well, it's not unethical anyway
I just want to confuse NOLA
by seattlebruin on Mar 26, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think there is an "award" besides recognition
Recognition in these times for a newspaper employee is almost as necessary as monetary awards.. Anything to put on a resume is fine with me!
by seattlesundevil on Mar 26, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, let's rec this green so everyone notices it
by seattlebruin on Mar 26, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I was kinda hesitant to put it on this OT, since they're usually kinda dead by now
But oh wells.. Who’s gonna turn down rec’s? Not me..
by seattlesundevil on Mar 26, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Done.
Me no likey the results not shown. How are we supposed to throw this thing if we don’t know how far we need to go?
Fear the NPE
Throw it anyway
Watch the vote end up something like 15,000 to 46 to 27. Nothing fishy about that, not at all
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 26, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I voted honestly and once
The problem is without knowing what the results are we won’t know what methods to use to throw the poll
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Hopefully the other guys aren't members of Kos.
Amirite, Dave?
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm ghost like Swayze!
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Effing hells yeah, 2 mil worth right there.
That story or “story” as I like to describe it, is fucking stupid. STUPID! And trying to carry it over into this year?!? Jesus H. Christ on rollerskates, go do some work and find a story. My Griffey love just ballooned like post 1994 deferred salary offer all over again.
by Kermit. on Mar 26, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I just printed this thread on accident when I was trying to print a document open on my other screen
I bet ya’ll do stupid stuff at work too, tell some stories
Do what I do and send them to the neighbors to do lawn work.
They learn a valuable skill and they bring back a few bucks. Sure, it’s hard when they’re 3, but they get used to it quick.
See, I grew up on a farm and this type of thing went out of fashion a few years ago.
Watch a little “Depression” bring some good old fashioned child labor back into fashion. Next week you’ll be considered a forward thinking person.
I sit with LL open in one tab, and my paper's homepage in another.. and text a lot.. and watch basketball on the TV above my desk
Somehow I still have a job.
by seattlesundevil on Mar 26, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I spent two days running twelve network drops from the server room to the training room
only to realize that I was supposed to run twelve network drops to the conference room.
ESPN the mag suddenly recognizes defense?
The website doesn’t have it up yet, but the one that just came in the mail has half a picture of manny, then blank and says cracks glib about the reader wouldn’t accept half a cover.
The article mentions UZR, and the greatness of Adrian Beltre. Bobby Abreu is the example of all bat no glove.
Whole thing's a setup by Zduriencik right from the start.
Start a meme about defense, devalues the bats BINGO! Offensive stock goes through the floor HE’S A GENIUS!
Or "great googly moogly"
I was actually looking for spot to use Great Caesar’s Ghost by the way, nice piece of work with that one.
Oh. Wow. I cannot process my reaction to this, totally overwhelmed.
Now I know how WOPR felt when he kicked his own ass at tic-tac-toe.
by Kermit. on Mar 27, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
But WOPR kinda sucked at Global Thermonuclear War...
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by PositivePaul on Mar 27, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi guys!
Does anyone know the typical labor costs associated with replacing an oil pan!
Also! Does anyone know how likely to succeed a small claims court case against a gas station with a tremendously uneven parking lot that causes a car to bottom out at 10 MPH would be!
These two questions may or may not be related!
Also, Missouri fucking sucks and I hope an asteroid the size and shape of Missouri strikes it as soon as possible!
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 27, 2009 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions
An Asteroid the size Missouri would kill us all.
There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!
But Missouri has both the closest American League ballpark and the closest state with a bunch of Steak 'n Shake restaurants to Wyoming
You kill Missouri and I kill you
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The state of Missouri, and specifically the city of Kansas City is the only tangible reminder I have that there is still awesomeness in this world within driving distance
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Roughly $90 per hour
Not terribly complicated to do, so it may not take too many hours
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 27, 2009 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Take your small claims case to one of those tv Judge Shows
They’ll have no choice but to side with you
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 27, 2009 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I think you will have trouble with the lawsuit.
The best you may get is forcing them to repair their lot, but getting money back may be tough.
I'm telling ya, this case is tailor made for Judge Jeanine or something like that
They take the cases that would normally bear no fruit in the real world and give you money instead
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 27, 2009 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Which Shell was it, so that I might avoid it except to spit on it while driving by?
Where is the car now?
Is anyone else having trouble with Facebook being a little bitch?
It’s very difficult to start my morning without knowing exactly what my friends did last evening.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 27, 2009 6:36 AM PDT reply actions
Facebook is always a little bitch
Its servers are so bogged down with randomly installed applications that it barely functions anymore (unless, of course, you delete the applications)
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I just got peer-pressured into signing up (and, yes, if they jumped off a cliff, I would too)
I seem to get script errors that horrify Firefox into closing in terror.
and is it right that there is no way to see someone’s page unless you befriend them?
Depends on the level of security of people's pages.
Some let you see everything.
Some let you see their page if you’re in their network (ie, you could see the pages of people in Seattle as long as you identified Seattle as your network).
Smart people don’t let anyone except their friends see their pages.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 27, 2009 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions
By making my page public
I am able to get people to stop nagging me to add them when I have no intentions or desire to do just that.
Yeah but then the cops can see pictures of you snorting lines of crack without having to get a warrant
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Tough to delete applications when the evil site won't let me in.
How will I rate my top fives?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 27, 2009 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait Facebook has a top five?
Hm
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 27, 2009 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions
See Corco's above comment about too many worthless applications
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 27, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions
How will I know about your cell phone/remote control escapades unless FB lets you in?!
by seattlebruin on Mar 27, 2009 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions
How will I report on the readings of Twilight?!
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 27, 2009 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions
The clear solution is to have my new computer, as now LL won't load properly either.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 27, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Soon I will have a mini notebook.
Apparently it takes awhile to apply the cherry red color, however.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 27, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
It also raises insurance rates
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I thought that was with neon yellow computers.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 27, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
This is tailor made for a corcomment
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Taylor-made?
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by .Taylor on Mar 27, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Because it's hilarious.
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Mar 27, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
So what did you intend to type, then.
"The dark secret of LL is that it only exists so I can one day moderate Graham" ---Robert
by .Taylor on Mar 27, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
The type of person to get red is the type of person that will go faster anyway
It’s all psychological
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 27, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Dell?
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 27, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
It's been absolutely ruining this page for me
When I Z through comments the page doesn’t move to show me which I’m looking at, and C and Shift-C don’t even work
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 27, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
The cop's name is Rick Weiner
Tee hee
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 27, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Some of us just want to see what is going on damn it.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 27, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Some of us just want to be able to delete the status we just posted because it's the same as our new one but much suckier
by seattlebruin on Mar 27, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
No, I misspelled the word "hopes" and added an unnecessary exclamation point the first time
by seattlebruin on Mar 27, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
It's now becoming more than a "what's happening" sort of thing though.
I saw more than one person leaving a trail of comments like we would in a game thread but without context. One example from last night, “I can’t believe he made that shot!”. I find that to be beyond asinine.
True, but I find it a bit amusing to have a comment trail on a status message.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 27, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
This is a funny comment to be posted in OT
by Matthew on Mar 27, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, the irony isn't lost on me.
At least here there’s context .
Huh. I'm not quite certain what to make of this...

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by PositivePaul on Mar 27, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
I hope that's a girl elephant
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Yeah if I was going to be molested by an elephant I would hope it was a girl
If a boy did it then I wouldn’t be sure if that made me gay or not
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 27, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
either way you'd be a pedophile
but at least you wouldn’t be a gay pedophile
by JI on Mar 27, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Silver lining then, I guess
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 27, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
That's a slut not a sex offender
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Ok, it's ridiculous enough that teens sending nude pictures of themselves to each other is considered child porn.
But they’re arresting this girl for having nude pictures…of herself? Wow.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
I figure if minors are allowed to have sex with other minors there's no reason why they shouldn't be allowed to send nude pictures to each other
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Weird.
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by .Taylor on Mar 27, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
You're ok as long as you don't make eye contact during.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm ghost like Swayze!
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Gorgeous car and that motor is pure sex
But I still wish they’d go to production with the V10 TDI model that they teased as a concept. Makes the same HP as the V8, but with 750 lb/ft of torque. Hit the gas pedal and you can feel your kidneys collapse into the small of your back
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 27, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
No, but that's more torque than my dad's Chevy 2500 HD truck with the upgraded transmission and driveline makes
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 27, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
You know. The 12 year old that still occupies a piece of my brain is having seizures right about now.
But that is one sexy car, I take back every bad thing I said about Hungary and Hungarians. I’ve got a video of a P-51 Mustang at the Reno air races, V-12 engine. You should hear that thing- the tape doesn’t do it justice. Nothing sexier than cylinders
I love the sound of an engine just getting uncorked
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 27, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Guy fired up a Chevy El Camino the other day, said he had a bored over 327 and tuned 3" pipes.
While we were talking I realized you just don’t hear that sound much anymore.
My office is attached to a shop that services drag cars and the like
I get to listen to engine noise bliss a couple times per day. One rig they fired up was so loud it shook a few things off the wall in here
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 27, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I find that fascinating.
The Hungarians make this engine, and the engine of the Lambo “Yovanni” Gallardo. When did this happen?
Love those!
Only problem is that it’s an Audi and while their cars are insanely beautiful, I just don’t trust their reliability…
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by PositivePaul on Mar 27, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Their reliability has gotten much better
My dream car at the moment is the Audi RS6 Avant. Performs almost exactly the same as the V8 model of the R8, except it is a wagon which is always a mega bonus
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 27, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I want one so bad. They don't even sell them here in the US
I think they should give me one. I mean, if I had the $140,000 to spend I’d totally buy one. I would love to be known as the insane guy who bought a $140,000 wagon. Then I’d go melt my tires off down their entire street
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 27, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought it was like 80k pounds, so roughly 120 k?
For that price, brand new AMV8.
Yeah, I just took that from the article I posted, but it is a little outdated with the exchange rates
I’d still rather have the Audi over the Aston at that price point. Maybe it’s the practical parent in me, but R8 level performance in an all wheel drive wagon that could very comfortably seat 5 people gets me a little hot and bothered
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 27, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
That's exactly why I wouldn't do it.
If you are buying a car that ludicrous, bringing practicality into the discussion is of no use to me. You buy the car exactly because it isn’t practical. Also, who wants to have to tote kids and furniture around in your madmobile?
I kind of do....
If you ask me to pick between the Avant and the AM, I’m leaning AM. Yet I totally get where toot’s coming from on this, and I love the Avant.
I’d settle for V8 allroad quattro/R8 hybrid type deal that wasn’t quite so supercar, but still kicked ass and had wagon utility.
V8 XC90 FTW!!!
Okay, so it’s not exactly “supercar” class (Porsche Cayenne FTW?) but still it’s reasonably awesome…
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by PositivePaul on Mar 27, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
The XC90 is still one of the most beautiful SUVs on the road, in my mind
I like that it doesn’t pretend it is trying to be a sports car like the Mercedes ML (among others), but emphasizes looking classy and versatile with a hint of sport
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Agreed.
To me, it’s always looked a bit similar to the X5.
Here’s ours:

Not the color I would’ve chosen first, but I do like it and it’s waaay grown on me…
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by PositivePaul on Mar 27, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
But the AMC Pacer was a beautiful car
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I actually do like parts of the C30 from behind, but the effect as a whole is unappealing.
Also, it’s laughably expensive as a base price (~23k) and NOTHING comes as standard.
I don't think the Cayenne can ever be 'for the win' in anything
by Graham MacAree on Mar 27, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Canyonero.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 27, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugliest SUV ever to wear a performance car badge?
Because the Porsche Cayenne is < Lamborghini LM002
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Dude, the Rambo Lambo rules.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 27, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Loooove the Rambo Lambo
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 27, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, time to buy a Koala.
According to unnecessaryknowledge.com:
The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they can be easily confused at a crime scene.
Illegible
Nobody ever suspects the Koala...
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 27, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
He just stopped by my store to buy a cable
He wore his shirt inside out and had a Rangers hat that barely rested on his head. He was kind enough to give a old man advice on how to plug is iPod into his car.
St. Mirren!
C’mon the Buddies!
But yes, “Glasgow would be way cooler” is a phrase I utter often.
I take it back
I was just trying to think of a non-sequitur that would sound absurd, rather than trying to hate on Tacoma. I realize now it didn’t sound that way. Apologies.
If I were to hold to the strictest standard of picking a SPL team based on my lineage,
I probably would have had to go with Mirren. Thank god I ignored that.
I used to support Rangers a bit due to Tore Andre Flo and Claudio Reyna
But I’m a St. Mirren guy, and I’m happy with it. Clearly, I don’t want to let ‘chance of a title’ into the equation when picking my teams, or I’d have given up on the M’s in my youth.
I can’t believe you support Barcelona and Rangers. Did you go out on a limb and choose Chelsea in England, or did you play it safe with Man U? Maybe Bayern in Germany, or is the league a little too unpredictable?
I support Barcelona because that was the first European city I ever visited.
I support Rangers because my father’s lineage is from west Glasgow/Kilmacolm.
I care very little for the EPL but of teams there I root for Everton because I really liked Tim Cahill’s performance in the 06 WC.
I do root for Bayern because fuck you, Munich is awesome.
Of course, on all of those I consider myself nothing even close to a true fan.
Munich *is* awesome
Your support for Rangers seems tempered with practical considerations, however. Practicality be damned! Embrace futility!
I’ve got nothing against Everton. From Neville Southall to Cahill to Timmy Howard to the lion-in-winter Paul Gascoigne to early Wayne Rooney, it’s an interesting club.
Second greatest game in Seattle sports history.
I blacked out for ~5 seconds after the Lofa pick. When I came to, I was feverishly hugging the fat guy next to me. It was awkward between us after that.
I call bullshit
This city loves the Hawks way more than the M’s and that win was a minute domination that left the team just one win away from A championship.
Yeah the excitement of the moment made that game a lot more entertaining live than on subsequent viewings
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 27, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Walking up first toward the Owl n Thistle
after they kicked us out of Qwest was one of the best moments of my life. Utter pandemonium.
Did you notice they took the huge Felix banner down from Safeco?
I passed it today and Ichiro’s still there, but no more Felix. Did you take it?
I didn't have a camera,
but I have an image seared in my brain of a fella who had climbed to the top of a utility pole across from Luigi’s and was banging pots together loudly. And a drunk guy standing on top of a pool table at the O&T leading chants. Good times.
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by Robert on Mar 27, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
In fact it's so perfect that I declare shenanigans
The story seems fishy to me. She just randomly bites his lip?
That guy is a hell of a salesman, I wouldn’t be surprised if he had staged this for the publicity.
Old ladies, who would be the target audience for Shamwow, would be the most likely to hate hookers though
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I guess my mom's a pretty good judge of character
Because she winces and makes the sign of the cross whenever those commercials come on.
This makes my life complete
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All I can say is Sham... oh, forget it.
And he looks like hell in a bucket in that mugshot.
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