2009 NCAA Tournament Day 1 Open Thread
Alright guys, it's finally here, the Christmas day of the college hoops world. It's Madness time!
No more bitching about seedings and pairings, no more thinking about matchups and injuries and team colors and stupid mascots based on civilizations that lost ancient wars.
What do your guy's brackets look like? I'm in a pool where last gets money back and there's a lot of reward for upsets, so I have a super high risk/reward bracket with UCLA, Syracuse, Louisville and Memphis in the FF with Louisville taking it all.
Schedule
SOUTH (8) Louisiana State 75 vs. (9) Butler 71 - FINAL
WEST (2) Memphis 81 vs. (15) Cal State - Northridge 70 - FINAL
WEST (8) Brigham Young 66 vs. (9) Texas A&M 79 - FINAL
WEST (5) Purdue 61 vs. (12) Northern Iowa 56 - FINAL
SOUTH (1) North Carolina 101 vs. (16) Radford 58 - FINAL
WEST (7) California - Berkeley 71 vs. (10) Maryland 84 - FINAL
WEST (1) Connecticut 103 vs. (16) Chattanooga 47 - FINAL
WEST (4) Washington 71 vs. (13) Mississippi State 58 - FINAL
EAST (7) Texas vs. (10) Minnesota - Greensboro, NC
SOUTH (7) Clemson vs. (10) Michigan - Kansas City, MO
EAST (3) Villanova vs. (14) American - Philadelphia, PA
SOUTH (4) Gonzaga vs. (13) Akron - 4:25 PM, Portland, OR
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WASHINGTON'S GONNA WIN IT ALL, BRUIN!!!
by Coach Owens on Mar 19, 2009 9:06 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And lo, did Coach descend from the mountaintop into the valley of his birthright, to reclaim what was his
And with him came an army the likes of which the world had never seen before, to cast divine retribution upon those who had strayed from the path. Too long had their decadent furry orgies and meme sacrifices to the false idol known as “Recs” gone unpunished, too long had they unabashedly mocked He Whose Name Rhymes With Mon Soulofood, too long had they consumed libations of sinful nature and used the most cursed or words with reckless abandon. Tonight their reckoning would come, and he would make them see the wickedness of their ways with the last fleeting light in their dying eyes.
The denizens of the valley had grown weak in their time away from Coach; they took for granted the great gifts that had been bestowed upon them and were woefully unprepared as the horde of Owens filled their vision and their torches turned the Sun a blood red hue. All that now stood between the community and their most assured destruction was a small river betwixt the two enemies. In desperation, they burned the bridges over the gently flowing, moderately deep river, knowing that surely this would only buy them a day or two at the most.
It was at this time that Coach exclaimed that boats were “for pussies” and rallied his troops with the battle cry “let’s wade this bitch”. Unfortunately, due to the unneccessarily heavy weapons with which he had equipped his troops, the entirety of his force drowned in 4 feet of water. And there was much rejoicing.
Fin.
by OlSalty on Mar 19, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 17 recs
God bless you
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by Taylor H on Mar 19, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you scared him away.......
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by Taylor H on Mar 19, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I should have taken the day off from work. Fuck.
I have Wake winning it all. With the lack of a few true dominant teams, this could be a crazy tournament.
by abender20 on Mar 19, 2009 9:09 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have a document to get released them I'm out of here
I told my boss that and he was like “oh wait, the tournament starts today? Yeah, go on home!”
by seattlebruin on Mar 19, 2009 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
which sucks because he never brings food for the potlucks
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 19, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Long distance information give me Memphis, Tennessee
I don’t know why I think they’ll win it all, but I do.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 19, 2009 9:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Let me please stress that it is very very important that in case we have a non basketball fan stumble into this thread
That we condense all our emotion into one easy to read post. Otherwise the very comedic foundation of this site will likely crumble.
by Robert on Mar 19, 2009 9:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I would hope that the non-basketball fans who don't have a vested interest in the well-being of this site will read the title and not enter the thread
by seattlebruin on Mar 19, 2009 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I couldn't care less this year.
I’m just here for the fireworks.
by Teej on Mar 19, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My final four is very similar SB's just without the hilarious delusions.
by Robert on Mar 19, 2009 9:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You can't even pick UW to get revenge on UConn?
by Matthew on Mar 19, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't have flipped out on Sunday if I thought that was even remotely possible.
by Robert on Mar 19, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always pick brackets based on what I want to happen.
It’s not like picking what I think will happen has ever done anything good.
by Matthew on Mar 19, 2009 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It has one me made props with my friends.
by Robert on Mar 19, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What?
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 19, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How do you not get that? It's pretty straight forward.
by abender20 on Mar 19, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Win him mad props?
I’m still a bit fuzzy in the head after bowling last night, maybe that’s why I didn’t sift through that easier
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 19, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was just messing. That was an incoherent sentence, no doubt about it.
by abender20 on Mar 19, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I figured as much
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 19, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It has won me mad props with my friends
Sound it out.
by Robert on Mar 19, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Learn to use the correct words.
Do not expect other people to do the work of making your sentences comprehensible for you.
by Matthew on Mar 19, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you using one of those speech-to-text headsets to comment on LL today?
That would be fun to do
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 19, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do the same thing
and one year I actually finished third in my pool so it’s a guaranteed strategy for success!
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 19, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did that with Gonzaga in their Elite Eight run
Guess who knocked them out?!
by Robert on Mar 19, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why on earth is anyone watching basketball so early?
by NOLAmarinergirl on Mar 19, 2009 9:27 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm geniunely curious. I guess I meant "how" seeing as most people work.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Mar 19, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not watching
I’m following on ESPN.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 19, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because there's no soccer on yet.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 19, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the greatest sporting event in the US.
I love baseball more than basketball, but this is the greatest sporting event in the US. These first four days are twenty-eight kinds of awesome.
by marc w on Mar 19, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is always a good weekend to go to Spring Training
Baseball by day, basketball by night. Awesome.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 19, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but basketball by morning, noon and night?
versus spring training. hmm.
I don’t see what you did there.
by marc w on Mar 19, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What I did there was go to baseball games during the day
then go across the street in the 5th inning (leave the baseball when the regulars leave) and go across the street to the bar and spend the rest of the day watching bball. There’s no downside – get some sun, have some beers, watch a little baseball, then cave yourself in the sports bar that has 67 TV’s and people from all over the country in it.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 19, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cheech went to Cal St Northridge?
As if I didn’t need any more reasons to root against Memphis, YES!
by hcoguy on Mar 19, 2009 9:30 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey there he is
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 19, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone in my pool picked a final score of 98 for the national title game between Pitt and Kansas
I will commit suicide if this happens
by seattlebruin on Mar 19, 2009 9:38 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Though cwel would give me an argument
I have to believe that 38-33 involves some absolutely awful offense, not good defense
by seattlebruin on Mar 19, 2009 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because A&M isn't any good
and I trust consistent white guys over a team that just gave up 43 points to a Texas Tech reserve forward
by seattlebruin on Mar 19, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
consistent white guys who are currently getting HOUSED
by abender20 on Mar 19, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
'sokay
this is basically the “who wants to lose to Connecticut by 20?” game anyway
by seattlebruin on Mar 19, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I trust Connecticut like I trust whales.
Sure, they’re big and powerful, but you just know they’re going down without warning.
by abender20 on Mar 19, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm such an idiot for scheduling an interview in Chicago for Tuesday. I'm going to miss a lot of the first two rounds over this weekend.
Fuuuuck.
by abender20 on Mar 19, 2009 9:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe I scheduled work for today
stupid work, ruining my holiday
by seattlebruin on Mar 19, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just quit your job
that’ll clear up the schedule right quick.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 19, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Stormin' Mormons are out of bed as well.
by abender20 on Mar 19, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's 30-16... what was it before they got out of bed?
by marc w on Mar 19, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has it always started this early
I didn’t think it started until 10
by JI on Mar 19, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, always.
It always starts a bit after noon eastern.
by marc w on Mar 19, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One one hand fuck Memphis
on the other I have them in the championship.
by JI on Mar 19, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've been thinking
Better coverage: CBS Tournament or NBC Olympics because those two stick out in particular when it comes to stellar sports television coverage.
by Robert on Mar 19, 2009 10:02 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CBS Tourny. Less fluff bullshit between events.
by abender20 on Mar 19, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CBS tournament, easily.
Every Olympiad I get pissed off with NBC (and then I watch CBC and laugh my ass off). NBC tape delays a lot of awesome events, and while I understand why they have to do that, it gives a lot of their coverage a kind of packaged feel.
by marc w on Mar 19, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stellar is used ironically here right?
CBS used to piss me off by not showing games on affiliates like USA when there’s more than one game going on and NBC’s Olympic coverage is crap.
by Matthew on Mar 19, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think they fixed it with their internet coverage.
by JI on Mar 19, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still no excuse in my book.
Though the MMOD is really nice.
by Matthew on Mar 19, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
USA is owned by NBC, so that'd be problematic
CBS’ deal is with DirecTV, which sucks, but NFL fans are pretty used to this type of shenanigans.
by marc w on Mar 19, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Their parent company owns Showtime but that's about it
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 19, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They used to be owned by Viacom which owns/owned MTV etc
but Viacom split off CBS into its own company a few years ago and also shed most of its TV investments except for Showtime. It kinda makes you wonder how CBS is still viable in this day and age – every other network has a ton of additional platforms, and there’s li’l old CBS, just plugging away.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 19, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But both Viacom and CBS are owned by Sumner Redstone's Nat'l Amusements
So I guess you can argue that they’re somewhat affiliated with Comedy Central, BET, MTV, CMT, etc.
by marc w on Mar 19, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last year at this time I was wastead on Tournament Thursday
lame….
by seattlebruin on Mar 19, 2009 10:06 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think it goes without saying, but thanks.
by marc w on Mar 19, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy fuck this thing is a million times better than in the past.
by JI on Mar 19, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you do the 'HD' upgrade or whatever they call it?
Is that just silverlight?
by marc w on Mar 19, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was quick, easy, and working wonderfully.
On firefox beta 3.1b2
by hcoguy on Mar 19, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, it looks gangbusters on a machine that isn't allergic to flash.
by JI on Mar 19, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice. I'm using the old-school version
and the A&M/BYU game looks like homemade ass.
The Memphis game looks a bit better, but it’s choppy. Pretty clear that they want you to upgrade.
by marc w on Mar 19, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only bad thing is that it doesn't do full screen.
by JI on Mar 19, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have to keep this fucker handy for when they cut away from the Gonzaga game.
by JI on Mar 19, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and it has a boss button which is awesome.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 19, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just like the theory of it more than the actual use of it
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 19, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The admission that, hey, a good deal of our users will be abusing office time?
Yeah I like that as well.
by abender20 on Mar 19, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
exactly.
the NCAA first and second days are quite possibly the least productive days in the average office all year.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 19, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any predictions on that game, by the way?
by marc w on Mar 19, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gonzaga - a lot , Akron - significantly less than a lot
by seattlebruin on Mar 19, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love the Zaqs but I am a little worried.
I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.
by InSpokane on Mar 19, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In a way I'm glad I missed the years where victory was guaranteed.
by JI on Mar 19, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When was this?
In my eyes, they went from a few years as Cinderella to the burgeoning power that kept dropping out early.
by abender20 on Mar 19, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps it was the three consecutive years where they made the Sweet 16 when they really had no business doing so.
by JI on Mar 19, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never saw those are "guaranteed".
by abender20 on Mar 19, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course not
But these victories set unrealistic expectations for many people. If you look back the only really bad Tounrey loss in the one to Nevada. The smaller the sample size the more shit happens.
by JI on Mar 19, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THAT'S the one bad tourney loss
that Nevada team wasn’t bad.
by marc w on Mar 19, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah but you're assuming Gonzaga was really good that season
when they probably weren’t.
Plus it’s not like they got run out of the gym.
by JI on Mar 19, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They really were good that season.
- overall? Ehhh, but better than a 6 seed, and plenty good enough to beat Wyoming.
by marc w on Mar 19, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My memory is likely faulty
but I don’t remember them beating anyone that good that season.
I’m not saying they shouldn’t have won, but they had a bad day any lost by a possession or two. It’s not like they were blown out.
by JI on Mar 19, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They beat Texas and St. Johns
Neither were world-beaters, but that was a very dangerous Gonzaga team.
by marc w on Mar 19, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn you SBN 2.0
Instead of a 1., that was supposed to be ‘number 6’ overall.
by marc w on Mar 19, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I have to uninstall silverlight
while it makes the mlb.com player run more smoothly, it al prevents me from opening the Rays-Cards game in wmp
by JI on Mar 19, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Cal State Northridge Fighting Freeways are apparently pretty scrappy.
by abender20 on Mar 19, 2009 10:10 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Stupid Mormons, play some fucking defense
by seattlebruin on Mar 19, 2009 10:13 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How off limits are Mormon jokes? I would assume very.
by abender20 on Mar 19, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think jokes about any group of people are off limits
by JI on Mar 19, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would think any jokes about any religion would fall under the no religion rule.
by BrianL on Mar 19, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Religious arguments are not allowed.
We’re a little more lenient on jokes, provided they are funny and not one-sided or overused.
by Matthew on Mar 19, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fighting 101s keeping it close with Memphis
by seattlebruin on Mar 19, 2009 10:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They're sure trying
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 19, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Memphis would be down by at least 8
If Roburt Sallie wasn’t shooting like a man possessed.
That’s not a typo.
by hcoguy on Mar 19, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So the early games could not have been doing any possibly worse.
by Robert on Mar 19, 2009 10:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes yes that seems like it is reasonable
I would also like to avoid a trip to Green Lake, So QFC, Safeway and Red Apple Market suggestions are most preferred.
by Robert on Mar 19, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just buy a shit ton of cheap beer and drink 3 per hour at a minimum
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 19, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of my friends would watch Cubs games with
this drinking game. He’d go through 12/14 beers over the course of a game. That was entertainment.
by abender20 on Mar 19, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, I think cheap beer has its place
And that place is day long sporting events like this, the Super Bowl, and the like. Much better for keeping a day long buzz instead of trying to put down 6 heavy beers before noon and being confined to the chair you’re in the whole rest of the day
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 19, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
False argument.
There’s no reason you cannot imbibe the same percentage of alcohol over time from better beers as you do from cheaper beers.
by Matthew on Mar 19, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Believe me,
I prefer quality beers over the cheap stuff. But, if I’m looking to drink all day just for the sake of drinking, then I’ll stick to the inexpesive and go with as much of it as I can
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 19, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apple juice
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by Taylor H on Mar 19, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not fermenty enough
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 19, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coach Calhoun won't be coaching UCONN today, huh?
Apparently he’s in the hospital. Hope he’s ok
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 19, 2009 10:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He looks pretty lively for someone who's flat-lining.
by BrianL on Mar 19, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Death rattle
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 19, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
About all I heard this morning around 6 am, as I surfaced to the evil sound of the the Fox Radio morning guy
was the tail end of his West predictions which included a whupping of Washington, and Gonzaga in the Final Four.
by msb on Mar 19, 2009 10:32 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oooooh Memphis
Does the entire second half of the game now count as ‘crunch time?’
They’ve missed 13 of 14 shots.
by marc w on Mar 19, 2009 10:45 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well Memphis sucks.
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by Taylor H on Mar 19, 2009 10:47 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That guy from NCIS with the pedophile haircut annoys the shit out of me.
I will never watch that show and the previews do not entice me in the least.
by hcoguy on Mar 19, 2009 10:54 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Here's a fun fact: Mark Harmon was the quarterback at UCLA when my Dad was there.
by abender20 on Mar 19, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is interesting.
But fuck that show. There should be a moratorium on any new shows that have any combination of the letters C, S, or I.
by hcoguy on Mar 19, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and the son of Tom Harmon.
and the uncle of the Nelson twins.
by msb on Mar 19, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BYU has returned to bed, Memphis is hilarious, LSU hanging on for dear life.
by marc w on Mar 19, 2009 10:57 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BYU is a school of choke-artists.
Men’s volleyball is about the only program that lives up to the hype.
by Wilder. on Mar 19, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why would anyone ever watch men's volleyball?
by BrianL on Mar 19, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Robert
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by Taylor H on Mar 19, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he implied that you find men sexually arousing or that you are big into volleyball.
by JI on Mar 19, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please t' meecha
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by Taylor H on Mar 19, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I worked as a sweeper for a couple seasons.
I would never pay, but the games are always packed.
by Wilder. on Mar 19, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've attended Men's college volleyball
but only because I was in the marching band and HAD to go.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
by bluemax on Mar 19, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's why I hated being in marching band in high school.
We had to attend all of the sporting events and our teams sucked.
by BrianL on Mar 19, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mine too
Baseball and wrestling were the only sports worth a shit, and they don’t get bands
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 19, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In college I attended:
Football, Men’s and Women’s hoops, Men’s and women’s volleball (women’s vball is fun), women’s waterpolo (I saw boob), and baseball (woo Clement!).
I believe other’s also attended track, and tennis but usually only when we played ucla.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
by bluemax on Mar 19, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Women's Lacrosse was the only sport I attended outside of football, basketball, and occasionally soccer.
by abender20 on Mar 19, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well I only attended because I was obligated
for most of those, not because I really wanted too.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
by bluemax on Mar 19, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw him play in college once.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
by bluemax on Mar 19, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well all of my brackets are going to be taking a beating if Memphis chokes this game away.
I didn’t pick Northridge in any of them.
by Wilder. on Mar 19, 2009 10:57 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you fucking SEC fucks and play better
by seattlebruin on Mar 19, 2009 11:00 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Aside from Memphis choking
I’m doing all right, go Butler and ATM!
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
by bluemax on Mar 19, 2009 11:03 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you're rooting for a cash machine?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 19, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not about rooting for the upset, it's about the bracket.
by Wilder. on Mar 19, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
whoosh
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 19, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ATM = Automated Teller Machine
ATM != Texas A&M. That would be TAM.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 19, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or Cock College
as those of us from near Austin called it.
by Matthew on Mar 19, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coming from the town whose college mascot is a cow that's pretty funny
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 19, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is how I know you didn't go to UT
because if you had I would have been on the receiving end of a long screed about how it’s a longhorn steer and not a cow, and not a truism about the deliciousness of said mascot.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 19, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is true.
UT is my 4th college team after my 2 alma maters and my father’s.
by Matthew on Mar 19, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look at their logo...
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
by bluemax on Mar 19, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not exactly
You’ve never seen Texas A&M referred to as ATM?
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
by bluemax on Mar 19, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see it in their logo but I've never heard it referred to like that
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 19, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe its a generational thing
since it is so similar to ass to mouth etc.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
by bluemax on Mar 19, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 19, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
GOD YOU STUPID MORMONS MAKE MORE THREES
by seattlebruin on Mar 19, 2009 11:05 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DIRECTED PRIMARILY AT BYU, NOT OTHER PERONS OF THE MORMON FAITH
by seattlebruin on Mar 19, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure the Perons weren't Mormon though
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 19, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly in my experience playing church basketball
Mormons can’t hit threes but they love to shoot them.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
by bluemax on Mar 19, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anybody got Danny Ainge's career 3PT% handy?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 19, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CSUN is having a hell of a time in KC
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 19, 2009 11:06 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Honestly, Memphis. WTF?
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by Taylor H on Mar 19, 2009 11:11 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
they hate me and want my bracket to explode before Day 1 is even half way complete
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 19, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Same here.
I’m regretting picking UW over UConn, and Memphis over UW…
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by Taylor H on Mar 19, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which I knew was stupid in the first place
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by Taylor H on Mar 19, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon, it'll kill everyone's bracket.
Viva Chaos!
by marc w on Mar 19, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I am about to set a world record for having my bracket being fucked to the arctic.
by Robert on Mar 19, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Think of how much easier it would be for UW to advance though
by Matthew on Mar 19, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If UW and UConn don't meet in the S16, it will be a crime against the humor of Robert.
I must watch that game with you if it happens.
by Matthew on Mar 19, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Case study on sports-induced mental trauma?
by BrianL on Mar 19, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My favorite part will be after the UW plane crashes
The NCAA will substitute Gonzaga into that game just to be fair to the fans of the PNW.
by Robert on Mar 19, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't care if it fucks my bracket
seeing them lose would be awesome, particularly if it was due to a missed free throw
by JI on Mar 19, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There goes my perfect bracket
stupid BYU
by seattlebruin on Mar 19, 2009 11:14 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's hilarious watching the games online
because when they come back from commercial you only get half the audio.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
by bluemax on Mar 19, 2009 11:14 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good while it lasted CSU.
Time to be forgotten.
by Matthew on Mar 19, 2009 11:17 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You mean Memphis can now make free throws?
by marc w on Mar 19, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
9-0 run!
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by Taylor H on Mar 19, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, fair enough, it's looking close to over.
by marc w on Mar 19, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except Memphis looks like this

Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by Taylor H on Mar 19, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who would they play next round?
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by Taylor H on Mar 19, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have decreed that you can not make these jokes.
by Robert on Mar 19, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That was not even close to a joke
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by Taylor H on Mar 19, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was providing a reference to my comment.
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by Taylor H on Mar 19, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you CSF
How hard can it be to beat Memphis?
by JI on Mar 19, 2009 11:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That is silly, guy averages 4 pts a game all year?
And his mother can’t spell.
by hcoguy on Mar 19, 2009 11:24 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fare thee well, perfect bracket. Butler fucks me again.
by abender20 on Mar 19, 2009 11:27 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good for you, Memphis.
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by Taylor H on Mar 19, 2009 11:30 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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