3/17 OTFPOTD - I needed an excuse to post this edition
So it's St. Patrick's Day. Or, as we call it in my family, Reinforcin' O' The Cultural Stereotype Day. The last OFFTOP fell off the list, so I'll put one up, because I wanted to post this little gem.
20th Century Fox film studio is now prohibiting rental copies of its films (even from Netflix) from having bonus features and extras. To get them, you'll have to buy the disc. It's just another example of how stupid companies are in the face of a new way of doing business - instead of embracing the rental market, as they should be doing, they're probably going to send even more people into the welcoming arms of BitTorrent and the like. Not smart.
Personal note to Thingray: drop me an email, I need to ask you a question but your email's not in your profile.
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Ditto.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Mar 17, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I've always been curious.
Your signature says you were “at Shea for the Felix-Slam”.
How was that?
by Zygomorphic on Mar 17, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Absolutely unbelievable!
I only get to the States once per year [although probably not at all now this year now that the economy has collapsed] so I studied the schedule carefully. I decided on the Mets/Mariners series at Shea as I was desperate to see Johan. Then the God’s [and rotations] conspired to throw Felix against Johan for the first game of the series, and the rest is history. When he hit the slam I started cheering like I do when my team scores at a football game – and all around me there was silence! :D
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Mar 17, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
The next person to pinch me gets a swift kick to the groin, guy or girl.
The fact that I’m not wearing green means bupkus, you fucking idiots.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm ghost like Swayze!
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
I've been pinched three times already...
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 17, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
It evidently extends to high school as well.
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 17, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
That's how I avoided listening to the instructor while I was in high school.
Well, minus the ADD.
See I went with not going to school
Much easier
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 17, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
I have a Nokia
:(
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 17, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
No frownies
I am rocking Finland’s best as well
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 17, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Nokias were cool to a nine-year-old in 2003 France.
But now they don’t come with Space Invaders…!
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 17, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
The E-71 is the most incredible phone I have ever used
I get nothing but comments about it when I use it (which drives me crazy, btw). I don’t need space invaders when I can install SCUMMVM and play Full Throttle and Monkey Island on my cell phone
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 17, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I prefer the classics, like Snake II.
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 17, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I miss me some snake
Thank god it’s built into gmail
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 17, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
My 5 year old pinched me this morning because I had no green on
Then I got to give him a soft punch to the arm because my watch strap is green
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 17, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
True
But I was always the one in grade school to make my green inconspicuous so I could play the ol’ “punch for a mis-pinch” game
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 17, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
It has nothing to do with age
and everything to do with maturity.
by Matthew on Mar 17, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's only one night, so many people get a chance to party when they usually do not
Many of the people who binge drink on Cinco De Mayo are fairly mature but use the holiday as an exception. I’m cool with this on a few occasions a year.
I'd go so far as to say there is no reason, ever to turn yourself into a douchebag at all.
If you already are one, I guess you have no choice.
BVASEKETBALL FUCLSED OVER UW - Robert
The practice of using the important holidays of another cultre as an excuse to get blasted during the week is distatseful to me.
(Or unimportant holidays, in the case of St. Patrick’s day.)
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 17, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I've played several St. Patty's shows down in Pioneer Square,
and after having to evacuate the bar in the middle of our set because some place nearby was tear gassed, I’m pretty much through playing shows on amateur night. There’s always some massive fight in the streets on those nights.
Illegible
It's not an actual day of Mexican celebration
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 17, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Just as very few Irish truly celebrate St. Patrick's Day.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Everyone's Irish on St. Patty's Day!
/Slams head on desk
They do for tourists.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Wrong.
I throw a big 16 de Septiembre fiesta
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 17, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Out of curiousity, why?
The fact that it encourages lame people to go to lame bars and drink lame beer contaminated with food coloring? The this-has-nothing-to-do-with-anything of it?
I don't get it.
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 17, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Once you get older you'll find someone.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
I could be like Graham and get my girlfriend to post on LL.
Of course, this would require actually having one.
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 17, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
This is true
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 17, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't you'll have much luck getting him to write back
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 17, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I just threw that out there because I didn't think a high schooler would get the reference
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
You mean the band, right?
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 17, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I wanted to post a response from King Dork, but no religion. :(
BVASEKETBALL FUCLSED OVER UW - Robert
He doesn't even stick around for me to smack him upside the head.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 17, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the head smacking is implied and understood.
BVASEKETBALL FUCLSED OVER UW - Robert
by royalcurve on Mar 17, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This makes so much of NOLA past so wrong.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 17, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
It seems timelines are no longer required projects for high schoolers.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 17, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't know there were any....?
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 18, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Talk about the cart before the horse.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 17, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
When you're old enough your parents will have the talk with you.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 17, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Unfortunately, I'm the man from Enumclaw.
Not really from there, but I lived there for a few years when I was a kid. I was too young to get into the horse scene, though.
I thought you were the island man
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 17, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Psh, like anything could be better than horse sex.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 17, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
After you've had horse sex it's all downhill from there anyway.
Might as well go out on top.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 17, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what she neigh'd.
BVASEKETBALL FUCLSED OVER UW - Robert
by royalcurve on Mar 17, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions 15 recs
My end does.
BVASEKETBALL FUCLSED OVER UW - Robert
by royalcurve on Mar 17, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I added a 10th.
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 18, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Er, I rec'd earlier but was saying there are 11.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 18, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions
There were 9 when I made this comment
hopefully spurring others to realize how genius rc really is
by seattlebruin on Mar 18, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
This is all going in a strange circle while I am trying to travel the straight and narrow.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 17, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
That's because I am not a thirteen year old boy in disguise.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 17, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought perhaps it would scare you.
Should I add the rawr?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 17, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
The popcorn has paprika sprinkled on it.
It is delicious.
Ah yes, the Bastas of County Cork.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 17, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Pepperoni and shilelagh, paging Dr. Freud.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 17, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LL steaming cauldron of racist banter and therefore I am through reading the comments.
by JI on Mar 17, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Christopher Guest is a modern day Leni Riefenstahl.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 17, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I CAN ONLY UNSUBSCRIBE FROM THIS SITE SO MANY TIMES BEFORE I'M THROUGH
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 17, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I just realized that St Patties day gives me one last excuse to wear the Holy Jersey
and not look like a blind crazy person and so now I like it
Pinching is mostly annoying but it depends on who, where, and how hard
by JI on Mar 17, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Where is geographical, what is...not.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 17, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh amateur nights.
I became an old man on St. Patrick’s Day 2001 when a drunk prison guard maced me. I stay at home on amateur nights now for my own safety.
However, if I was superstitious I would go to Kell’s tonight and get maced as 2001 was a decent year for Mariner baseball.
I've been avoiding amateur night for about the same amount of time
but made plans to try out Galway Arms tonight around 6. Probably won’t find a seat, but at least the Irish Immigrant is next door to suck most of the frat boys in. And maybe the Owl and Thistle Band will play a set.
never underestimate the volume of frat boys in a bar on St Pats day
honestly, you should probably just avoid it and go to a non-Irish bar. Drunk people in mass quantities, especially those that only drink once a year, are incredibly annoying.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Personally,
I don’t much appeal in Irish bars any day of the year.
95% all serve the same beer and food.
YOU SAID EVERY SINGLE ONE WAS IDENTICAL I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Judging by their menu and the fact that they have franchises,
especially places like the Tilted Kilt.
Irish bars in Ireland are great
the Irish bars in the US that try to “be Irish” are incredibly annoying.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
The Guiness Irish Pub Concept can suck it.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 17, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
It can suck it even more because Guinness is actually responsible for it in a lot of cases
they sell kits. There are Guinness Irish pubs in places where Irish people have never been.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Guinness is terrible on many different levels.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 17, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
How a beer that dark and nice-looking can be so bland is beyond me.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
except that it's brewed by Budweiser in the States so that could explain it.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I know it's just Matthew and I on this, but the stuff has its place.
Maybe it’s just good memories, but it’s a very solid option for watching football or football on a Saturday/Sunday morning.
Addendum: for me, it's mainly that it's available everywhere.
If, say, my local footie bar had Young’s DC Stout or Sam Smith’s Oatmeal Stout on tap, I wouldn’t touch Guinness.
I'm more pissed off with places that have 15 IPAs and no Scotch ale or bitters
I’ll always think the world of you, Parkway Tavern, but throw a goddamned bone to beer lovers who don’t particularly want a million different IPAs.
Yes, absolutely.
This is why I really like Collins Pub’s beer list. They don’t have a ton of taps, but they always have a wide variety of styles to choose from.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 17, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
THANK YOU
Stupid Guinness that looked so damn tempting at 11am on Sunday and then tasted like sawdust.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 17, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
The neighborhood I stay in when I'm in Dublin has a few Polish bars
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I assume you are talking more about Fado than the Owl and Thistle
since they aren’t “trying”… they ARE Irish.
I like the Owl when it's not a weekend.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Either there or the Gnar.
Or however you spell the name of that place.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 17, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
They should change the name to the U-District Cokeateria and be done with it.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 17, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Still funny as hell though
I read it the same, but noticed that I was late as well
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 17, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
No kidding. But the owners opened a bar in Tacoma :(
It’s actually less douchey than the Emigrant, but, y’know, damning with faint praise and all that.
I pray for this on every night out.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
And headbashing soccer hooligans.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
I used to really like the Galway arms.
For Aaron – I went to the Galway Arms immediately after seeing Lightning Bolt, so that I could put my head back on my body, and think for a moment about what just happened.
I'm just remember how complex the beginning of 2007 was.
First, we played the Sox in Japan. Then we went back to the US and played Spring Training games. Then we had Opening Day, again.
Please let that never happen again.
I thought we did....?
Maybe it was Spring Training.
by Zygomorphic on Mar 17, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
here you go:
from ESPN at the end of ’07:
Boston and Oakland will be the third set of teams to open the 2008 regular season at the Tokyo Dome, following the New York Mets and Chicago Cubs (2000), and the New York Yankees and Tampa Bay Devil Rays (2004). A scheduled 2003 series between Oakland and Seattle at the Tokyo Dome was canceled because of the threat of war in Iraq.
I could have sworn Felix pitched against the A's or the Sox in Japan.
by Zygomorphic on Mar 17, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
I remember that. That was awesome.
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 17, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
And when the Huskies were Rose Bowl contenders!
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 17, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a ball.
Perhaps you would like to bounce it.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 17, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 17, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I like that the last panel is led in with "soon"
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 17, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
I think the best part is he's earng a helmet
by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 17, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Safety First!
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 17, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
And that he's doing a wicked trick
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 17, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
That's how I want to go
Though I’d rather ride one of those razor scooters, that’d increase my coolness factor by ten.
Seeing as no question was posed in the original post, I'll ask one
If you could see any one artist or band live, who would it be?
Assuming we're talking bands we haven't seen before
I’ll go with the Wipers. U-Men and Nirvana are close though. As is Lightning Bolt, although it’s likely I’ll be able to see them at some point.
Before October it would have been the Sonics. :)
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 17, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
You must see Lightning Bolt. I know this, you know this,
You know that I know, and I know that you know. But you have to.
Bu if we're talking people we haven't seen
I’d love to see Cornell provided he doesn’t play anything from Scream
One of the Howlin Wolf/Muddy Waters shows in Chicago, late 50's.
by waldo rojas on Mar 17, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldnt mind
Seeing flipper in the early 80’s…. not the flipper of today
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
I have no bands I have not seen that I would want to see
unless you’re talking historically and then I want to see The Jam.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I wish I liked Paul Weller's solo stuff enough to go see him next month
but I can’t do it because the non-Jamness of it (even though he’ll do a few Jam covers) would just disappoint me.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
No way I'd consider going to that.
You at least liked the Style Council. Yeesh.
Same with Westerberg; I’d just rather not see what he’s up to these days.
I used to be that way with Crooked Fingers, since I was so into Archers of Loaf in the 90s. But as long as you go into forgetting that he’s got any association with AoL, it’s fine on its own. This is not the case with Mr. Weller, however.
I saw Westerberg one time too many
I saw some absolutely stellar Westerberg solo shows, most of which came in between 14 Songs and the next album when he didn’t have a lot of solo stuff so he played two of his solo songs and then ‘Mats songs for an hour. The last time I saw him was just horrible. He looked like he didn’t want to be there, his band was mediocre, and he basically just bored everyone into submission. it left a really bad taste in my mouth.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I'd prefer the Dillinger Four, but your answer has some merit.
Patton seems like a weird, interesting person. He’s no Andrew W.K., but who is?
I had no idea he'd done an opera (Patton, that is)
I’d be interested to hear his collabs. with Fennesz and with the Melt-Banana woman. Hmm.
betterrrrrrr is your God?
What kind of weird things do you kids worship?!?
by seattlebruin on Mar 17, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
and eff you in advance, I'm aware that I'm only 23.
by seattlebruin on Mar 17, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
She will call the cops on your punk kid ass
by seattlebruin on Mar 17, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Well I guess midgets maybe because they might not be able to hold up the gun
by seattlebruin on Mar 17, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
If by Pixie sticks you mean overcaffeinated Lipton tea, then yes
by seattlebruin on Mar 17, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I just got an Outlook invite to go to this bar that has sweet sweet beer after work
but I kind of wanted to stay a bit later today to make up some extra time for Thursday.
Why must my life be so difficult?!
by seattlebruin on Mar 17, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I am planning on having Speedway Stout
or Racer 5
by seattlebruin on Mar 17, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
My taste in everything is excellent
especially literature
by seattlebruin on Mar 17, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm more interested in his taste in desktop accessories and phones
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
From my Facebook wall, names changed to protect the "innocent"
NOLAMarinergirl at 7:11pm March 9
I just tried to use my cell phone as remote control so I no longer can talk.
by seattlebruin on Mar 17, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope UCLA loses in their first game.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 17, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too, actually
like I’ve said, I want this season to mercifully end so I no longer can talk myself into FALSE HOPE ALERT AWOOOOOOOOGAAAA
by seattlebruin on Mar 17, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Twilight took three hours
I don’t have the others :(
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 18, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Check your gmail around 8 PM
I’ll send you the e-books
by seattlebruin on Mar 18, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I was actually wondering where I might procure one.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 17, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you I had a friend that died because of an antique rifle
by Robert on Mar 17, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I feel horrible for reccing this but if you can't laugh at the sad things in life then what can you laugh at.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 17, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
People who walk around a city wearing Sens jerseys when its clear that they would look better with the word "Ducks" on them
People who make the playoffs are sad?
Why the fuck are you calling the Sens 2007 Prince of Wales trophy sad? Respect the writers of this site and leave their teams alone.
Quick, draw a paint picture of someone mocking Sens fans.
You may remedy the situation.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 17, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi Broberto!
What’re your feelings on college basketball?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 17, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
but Korea seems like a beautiful country and would be worth a visit
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I was thinking of a grassy plot of land in front of one's home.
What the hell were you thinking of?
Perv
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 17, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
But Brian left that one wide open
Perv version was the only way to go
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 17, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Dang, you're ancient.
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 17, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Why did I think you were older than me?
Hmm.
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 17, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Part Squid, Part Dragon, Part man elder gods who live at the bottom of the ocean mostly.
There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!
It's got eggs!
Eggs are in chocolate cake!
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 17, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait how can you do this if you jump up and down by definition doesn't that mean you left your seat amirite?
by seattlebruin on Mar 17, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Jump up and down means I didn't leave my seat?
You jump oddly.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 17, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
New Call of Duty maps in two days!
TWO DAYS!!
Yupppp
three new multiplayer maps and one new Nazi Zombies map based on Asylum
by seattlebruin on Mar 17, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Hooray!
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 17, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
TIGER UPPERCUT!
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 17, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
HARUKEN!
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 17, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
*HADOUKEN
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 17, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
SONIC BOOM
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 17, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I would always want to see Shadowy Men again, which is sadly not to be.
Clash?
Housemartins/Beautiful South?
PDB, I can't find your email either.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
click on the link in my sig
there’s a contact link in there.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Or maybe there's not
ngftblog at gmail dot com
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
and I don't have Facebook access at work
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I'm on it.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
W/R/T the Fox thing;
It’s going to backfire. In my experience, most of the people that rent movies could give a crap about special features unless they’re renting a collector’s edition or a Criterion DVD. If something is worth having a collector’s edition of, stores will buy it on Amazon just like they do with Weinstein movies. However, when customers ask why there aren’t special features on the movies they’re renting and they hear the explanation it’s more likely to piss them off than to make them want to buy the movie.
The studios have been trying to put rental companies out of business for years despite the metric fucktons of cash they’ve made because of them. Didn’t work in the past, isn’t going to work now.
Yeah, generally I don't care about extras or special features outside of maybe directors commentary
when I rent movies. But the idea of Fox doing this to “punish” me for renting instead of buying angers me.
Really bad PR decision.
Doesn't it make a lot of sense to encourage renting in this economy, too?
I would think that people would be much more inclined to rent or download a movie rather than spend the $15 to buy the DVD in times like this when renting only costs a few dollars and downloading is (theoretically) free.
by seattlebruin on Mar 17, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
The thought process is
Drive rental businesses out of the market—→distribute movies digitally. Despite the fact that consumers don’t want digital distribution.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 17, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
And Blu-ray movies are around $35.
I have a player, and I’m still not going to buy any movies other than my absolute favorites until those prices come down.
There's no reason to rent Blu-Ray movies unless the price is the same or the movies is exceptionally visually stimulating.
Upconvert quality is good enough that most movies don’t benefit from Blu-Ray all that much.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 17, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Unless someone steals your HD DVD player.
But yeah, I’m holding onto it. I’ll try to find another Xbox 360 HD DVD drive for cheap. I’ve seen them for around $50.
Yesssssss.
I bought a few movies on HD DVD that I don’t own in any other format. Planet Earth was the big one, but I also have Blazing Saddles, A Clockwork Orange and some others that I really don’t want to re-buy.
You weren't bullshittin'
I wonder how many people other than me have purchased two of these stupid things.
I did this
It upconverts better than my old first gen upconverting Samsung, and it’s a damn site smaller. And HD-DVD’s are cheap cheap cheap
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 17, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I bought the first season of Heroes today for $9.99
I don’t really care to see it, but I’ll give it a shot since the lady is interested.
Fry’s had all the HD DVD movies for around $8, but the selection was pretty terrible.
I got Smokey and the Bandit for $5.99 a couple weeks back
Walked past it on the shelf and kept going through the store. Halfway through, I started to hear it in my head…
Eastbound and dooooown, loaded up and truckin!
I walked out with it
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 17, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I tried to buy the whole thing from Borders' website for $9.95
It sold out before my order processed though :(
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 17, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Sample size of 1,
but the standard-def version of The Dark Knight looked like shit on my PS3 Blu-ray player. It’s supposed to upconvert, but it looked like a VHS. I might have to tweak something.
Seriously, the standard definition Dark Knight looked horrid.
People that rented it without seeing in the theatre complained about how they didn’t understand all the praise it had been getting because of how bad it looked.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 17, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
That's pretty cold.
I’m glad to hear it, because that it’s not the fault of my setup, but now I’m pissed that I bought a shitty version of a movie that I’d probably like to watch again several times.
I'm convinced they did that on purpose because it looked like ass.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 17, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
That was the conspiracy rumor
That they made it look bad to bolster sales of the Blu-Ray (thus selling more BR players)
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 17, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know what's to blame, but it looks pretty awful.
Pixelated as all hell. Watch it from very far away.
Agreed
I’ve seen some fantastic looking SD-DVDs that up converted well (Immagine in Cornice comes to mind), but the Dark Knight looked like pure shit. I dunno if it’s because the movie is so long, or whether they just want people to buy Blu-Rays but it is the worst DVD I’ve seen.
I don't get how they expect people to pay $35 for a movie
That price is just outrageous no matter how high quality the movie is.
I'm guessing Blu-Ray will start to see massive price drops soon just like DVD did when it first came out
either that or HD DVD will make a comeback since you can get them for like four bucks at Fry’s!
by seattlebruin on Mar 17, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
The music industry could benefit from the renting of albums as well.
Works great when I borrow albums from the library.
Illegible
Japan's got thousands of stores that rent albums.
I thought it was the coolest thing I’d ever seen.
The video game industry cant stand rental outlets either.
God help them if publishers decide to lock out content from rental video games.
The thought process of these people astounds me.
I bought plenty of video games because I thought they were worth it after renting them. I would not have bought them otherwise.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 17, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm the same way.
If a video game is borderline in my mind, I’m going to rent it first and then determine if I’m going to buy it.
If I can’t rent the game to check it out, I guarantee you I will not buy it.
I subscribe to GameFly.
If I really enjoy a game, I buy the copy that I rented. I’d say half my video games were purchased with the “Keep It” button. Now I only pay about $45 instead of the $60, and I don’t know how much the developers and publishers get for that, but I definitely buy the games I want to hold on to.
Focusing on downloadable add-on content and Internet play is what developers need to keep doing, not trying to snuff out a market that keeps them from pumping out shitty games.
Movies are kind of a different story, though, since all but your favorites can be watched in a couple of hours and then never have much value to you again.
Right, which means that trying to force consumers into buying movies is a bad idea.
Retarded collector scum types (like me!) are going to buy DVDs no matter what, but most people aren’t. If they’re not selling tons of movies to rental businesses, how are they going to make up the difference?
As an example, last week I opened 16 copies of Milk at a cost of $302.24. There are at least ten other stores in Seattle of similar size (and I think there are actually more than that) that did the same or more. That’s a pretty big chunk of change.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 17, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Do movies stores pay retail prices?
I worked in the video department of a grocery store in high school, and I seem to recall some movies costing us $60 or $70 apiece. But that was back in the VHS days, when every movie you wanted wasn’t available for sale.
I find it funny that a Jack in the Box ad campaign had a longer story arch than House has had this season
by Robert on Mar 17, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
SOMEONE GET ME MY PANTS, I'VE GOT WORK TO DO!!!!!!!
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
I have always found it fascinating that a round ball with facial features as complex as a pumpkins can convey so many emotions ...
I did like that he had x’s for eyes after the accident … Dick Sittig is a very smart man.
It's one hell of a marketing campaign.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Brilliant
My kid was all excited when he saw the commercial where Jack got out of the bed and he laughed hysterically (as did I) at the “Get me my pants!” line
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 17, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw that over the weekend
I’m still amazed by it. The amount of editing involved in getting that all lined up must have been one hell of an undertaking
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 17, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
That was the exact same thing I said
At least 15 times while watching it the first time
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 17, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
As did I. Wouldn't they be called "Tacomen"?
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 17, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I read it as that as well
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 17, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
All the talk of beer in this diary has got me really pining for a night out.
Instead, I’m back in work tomorrow to make an easter egg display at work. :/
Thankfully I finish this job in a few weeks and then I will gave access to a computer in the office all day just in time for the start of the season. I’m so going to get sacked due to baseball this year, I just know it…
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
I am confused by the easter egg display.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 17, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Seems early to me.
But with retail creep and all, Christmas decorations can’t be far behind.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Red and green easter eggs
With little bows on them
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 17, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
A LL regulars poll
WRT to the OTFPOTD, it seems like there’s enough interest to post one every day, since whenever there’s a new one it gets a minimum of 300 or so comments on the day it’s posted.
However, when we wait a few days, the comment flow in the older ones slowly trickles off.
Should we keep it as we’ve done the last few weeks and only have an OTFPOTD once we have too many comments in the old one, or should we go back to posting them daily?
I personally think we should go back to posting daily in light of my first point, that there’s always interest when we get a new one. However, it means that the regulars (ya’ll know who you are) should probably do a better job trying to get a new post up semi-regularly.
Thoughts?
I think the main issue was the quality of the content within the OFFTOP
By leaving ones up for a few days would enable longer, more meaningful conversations that make them worth reading. Plus by making them last longer a side effect would be that in order to replace one, somebody would have to put more thought into the original post and thus raise the quality even more.
I agree that the intent was good, but I think what we've seen is that we just end up not posting at all in them
and although maybe it would be nice to become really baseball-centric, this community has clearly developed beyond that, and I think by not providing a daily, or perhaps every-other-day outlet, we’ve hurt the quality of the community.
by seattlebruin on Mar 17, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I think we got an order from Matthew to only create new posts when the last one hits 700 or so comments
or when it gets buried about 10 fanposts down.
Yeah, he said that in mine, I believe.
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 17, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I think people have interpreted that as "Use the OTFPOTD less."
…which may be exactly what Matthew was getting at, I don’t know.
That order seemed to have come after the more sporadic postings had begun, if I remember correctly
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 17, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd be fine with daily, as I often am OT.
and it would be a place to stick oddities that probably don’t really belong as fanposts (or at least don’t get read as fanposts, like my note about Mike Salk joining KIRO as a host/baseball guy)
What actually gets me is the overzealousness in calling something LLLJ.
I understand some posts are simply worthless, if what’s the deal if I like something and want to share it in an OFFTOP thread?
Illegible
The problem (and I think almost all of us do this) is that we need to do a better job as a whole posting in a way that stimulates discussion
sure it’s nice to have a personal Twitter that lot’s of people read, but if it’s on LL, we need to be better at phrasing it in a way that will promote some sort of worthwhile discussion, regardless of topic, even if said discussion is weird and completely off-the-wall.
by seattlebruin on Mar 17, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, I probably should have pointed that out
though I would argue that there are a few running memes that we haven’t run into the ground and me opening an OTFPOTD with a comment that contains only “hi” is one of them.
This does of course apply to myself as well, I should make that completely clear.
by seattlebruin on Mar 17, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
There's a difference between updating us on what you're having for dinner vs. saying 'Hi' though
by Graham MacAree on Mar 17, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Really?
How about a one word post that says “Steak!”
Again, the "Hi!" thing is a meme.
Much like chatspeak not being tolerated but zomg no politics being okay.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 17, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, I didn't know that.
I’d still say that the ‘if it’s a meme it’s OK thing" may be tricky to enforce, and it might engender some confusion amongst non-regulars (or regulars like me who didn’t know it was a meme).
BRAINS.......
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Sure
It’s the difference between randomly exclaiming something and expecting other people (and by this I mean me) to find someone’s life interesting/funny
by Graham MacAree on Mar 17, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Because god knows mostly I don't give a fuck
by Graham MacAree on Mar 17, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
And here we all thought you cared about us...
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
.
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 17, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't move your mouse.
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 17, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
That stupid arrogrant prance fuckler of a dog better stop asking for it.
by Robert on Mar 17, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
The thought of Robert attempting to not move his mouse is hilarious to me.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 17, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I keep losing because I don't want the puppy to have to suffer eternally.
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 17, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not overzealousness
It’s repeated failure to follow the comment guidelines that J/M/g have put down.
Yeah
What’s up with Robert not capitalizing “G”? I mean, that’s practically slapping Graham in the face!
Exceptions have been made for Robert among others because he amuses the mods.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 17, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I wasn't complaining just noting the obvious
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
It's not my place to answer that
but Robert’s zany hijinks are on a completely different plane from the types of behavior that are problematic.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 17, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
This answer makes sense to me.
It also explains why I will never be 100% a part of this place.
I really cannot say much more than that, but I will say that it is in no way a slight on Jeff. I owe Jeff more than I could ever say, but I do not love every single little thing that Jeff loves. I have my own personality and it is far different than his.
Because the OT threads are not y'alls personally little playhouse.
This is still LL. And LL has standards.
I'm good with not having one every day
I think the “when it falls off the sidebar or gets more than 1000 posts” rule is a good one.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
With further thought I agree with this.
Especially during the baseball season.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
I think since baseball started, interest has been lower.
I wouldn’t mind a daily OTFP, but I’m not sure how everyone else feels. I tend to avoid old ones because I never know if people are still reading them.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
As long as there are still new posts, people will read them.
It just should be clear that they’re active until there’s a new one.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 17, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly.
People can see if there are new posts or not. But once it gets too big or drops off the sidebar it should be replaced. Maybe the OTFPOTW.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
So the lesson here
is that it’s okay to post in old OTFPOTDs. In fact, keep posting in them until they hits the ~750 comment mark or until it has fallen midway down the fanposts list.
by BrianL on Mar 17, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Seems about right.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
I feel we need to highlight this.
Hey everyone. Look over here. These are our OFF rules.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 17, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Rec it till it's green.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
You're such a contrarian
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 17, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Ain't I a stinker?
BVASEKETBALL FUCLSED OVER UW - Robert
by royalcurve on Mar 17, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
BUGS BUNNY IS MY HERO
can’t rec this enough.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Just rec it once, as hard as you can
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 17, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I think what I'm saying though is that the posts get really inactive after just one day
and whenever someone posts a new one, there’s plenty of interest and new topics to create interesting (or long) discussion
by seattlebruin on Mar 17, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, but the purpose of this blog is to be about baseball, not to serve the OTs.
That’s my POV anyways.
Were people not posting them because there was a mandate to make them last longer?
I felt that after the QC thread and subsequent discussions had greatly improved the OFFTOP quality. But it seemed that at some point the threads stopped being a daily occurrence. Was there any kind of discussion that spawned this that I happened to miss? I’m curious.
That being said, I don’t see much issue with them being daily. It doesn’t hurt the site, and I did notice a lack of daily posting going on within the existing threads when they go beyond a day old. In contrast to what Robert said above, it seemed to spawn less conversation because the threads went forgotten after the first day. I’m all for them being daily
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 17, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Guess I should have read through first before posting this
The 750 or obscurity rule is completely reasonable and will be easy to adhere to
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 17, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
While I'm not always able to put up a new OFFTOP bright and early most mornings,
I don’t see the problem with them being daily. However, I’m far from being someone who calls the shots around here.
Illegible
The mariner in the header picture..
Who is he? Sorry, im new.
I remember a time
When some 12 year old kids were in the box suite next to me talking to themselves about how awesome Sexon was… I couldn’t help myself but to explain to them, that if the pitcher pitches the ball right where he is swinging he has great homerun power. Unfortunately the pitcher threw him something low and away..
Coach Owens
A old bench coach for the San Antonio Missions back when they were our AA affliate. He went bonkers one day and attacked a umpire with his bat.
I do believe that you are mistaken. He attacked the umpire with a Halberd.
There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!
There was one left, wasn't there?
Quite a username, too.
I used to use that line on women in bars
oddly enough I was single for a loooooong time.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Damn. I always miss those threads.
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 17, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm wearing a Dr. Seuss hat and lederhosen. You have freed me.
BVASEKETBALL FUCLSED OVER UW - Robert
I'd better bookmark this comment.
It might come in handy later.
I like you.
BVASEKETBALL FUCLSED OVER UW - Robert
by royalcurve on Mar 17, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Did anyone have any luck getting Elton John/Billy Joel tickets?
I got skunked.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
I managed to get a ticket.
Well, a friend of mine managed to snag tickets for a group of people I graduated from high school with. Set me back a cool $180, though.
Ouch.
I found two tickets for about $300.00 total, and I said no way… I’ll try to score some later when they either release more or I can find them on Stub-Hub etc…
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Bert Janch really got the shaft
When Nick Drake got appointed the god of pretentious mopey English folk songs. He should get his due.
They're all getting their due these days
Shirley Collins, Vashti Bunyan, now Anne Briggs.
What?!
Were you too busy having high expectation of Wes Anderson to enjoy what he had actually created?
Watch this trailer again: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UwpaRqDRvs
and tell me that was a bad film.
And if you do, I’ll hit you in the face with my belt buckle.
That was a bad film
(that could’ve been so good).
Wes Anderson deserves to be pushed in front of a moving bus.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 17, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Wes Anderson has made a really good film
and a decent film or two. That doesn’t mean he deserves death, it makes me lament the fact that he’s made some shite.
I'm still opting for death
and the death I wish for him is a death by precious, overwritten characters that twee him to death.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I liked Life Aquatic.
Didn’t like Royal Tenenbaums, though.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 18, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't seen it yet and that's okay with me.
I’ll leave that movie unwatched.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 18, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Bottle rocket is a decent movie that doesn't hold up to repeat viewings as well.
Rushmore is pure quality.
After that…..
(ok, campeau, how did you hate Rushmore?)
Wes Anderson's movies are pretty to look at and they have great soundtracks.
They also have painfully contrived characters, jokes and storylines. Wes Anderson makes movies about the way people wish they were and does so in such a manner that people become convinced that they actually are like the characters in his movies. I do not begrudge people who like his work, but I think his methods are dishonest and his films are boring and vapid and completely without substance in an unbearably pretentious way.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 18, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
This seems like an argument about how other people interact with his movies
Does anyone wish they were like a character in Rushmore? The middle aged guy whose life is falling apart, or the kid whose carefully-constructed fantasy world is falling apart?
People don't necessarily wish that they were the characters in Rushmore per se
but they’d like to think they were as witty, esoteric and unique as the characters in Rushmore. It’s not a desire to have their lives, but it’s the desire to believe that real people behave like the characters in his movies. Now that’s not necessarily an issue; screwball comedies and films noir use these techniques as well, and those are by far my favorite genres of film.
The difference, though, is that Wes Anderson’s approach to crafting his characters is so contrived that it seems as though he’s more concerned about crafting a specific type of character rather than crafting a great story. And so while I really dislike his films, I am not trying to say that I think he is without talent; he’s exceptionally good at what he does and he’s obviously more artistically meritorious than Michael Bay, Uwe Boll or Brett Ratner.
Still, his approach to filmmaking really bugs me and I think that the underground’s obsession with Wes Anderson has set independent/artistic filmmaking back in some ways. So yes, it is partially a response to the way people interact with/receive his films but I also believe that he is attempting to elicit these sorts of responses.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 18, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Interesting.
I think at this point the backlash to Wes Anderson is far, far stronger than the hype about him back in 1999 or whatever, but I may be misreading that.
Anyway, I do think he’s gotten to character driven at the expense of storytelling, and the Royal Tenenbaums was the height of that where a ‘look’ stood in for an in-depth character (so it was a look or a type at the expense of storytelling). But just as you make an exception for screwball comedies, there are plenty of directors that tilt the balance towards character and away from plot, and they’re not seen as annoying. If you dislike this trait in Anderson, then you must hate, hate, hate someone like Jarmusch or Linklater (not you specifically; people who dislike character-driven filmmaking).
So, uh, holy shit, Richard Linklater directed the Bad News Bears remake?
I like Jarmusch, but I think he's just flat out better at what he does than Anderson.
His films don’t seem to be nearly as contrived as Anderson’s and I think it’s pretty clear that he intends for them to be character studies. Another possbility? I’m his target audience, something which you can’t say about Anderson.
Linklater is an interesting case. Dazed and Confused is one of my all time favorite movies and I really enjoyed Suburbia as well. Everything else…not so much. It’s interesting to see a director take such a radially different road from his earlier work without becoming overwhelmingly commercial. (As a side note, I didn’t actually hate Bad News Bears as much as I thought I would. It’s quite obviously not in the same league as the original, but it wasn’t horrendous.)
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 18, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
What would you say is Anderson's target audience?
Something more than, “People like you, marc.”
The nods to classic films in Rushmore (from Bunuel’s ‘Discrete Charm of the Bourgeoisie’ to ‘the Graduate’) seem to put you squarely in the target demographic.
Linklater is an interesting case. I personally don’t really like much of what he’s done, but I just remember the heady days of 1992 or 1993 when ‘Slackers’ was a movie that everyone was talking about, sort of the way Pulp Fiction was a year or two later. And hey, there’s another character-over-plot guy. Yes, he’s really reinvented himself a few times, and I feel like I should pay attention, but there are so many demands on time. Such is life. (I never saw suburbia. Or Waking Life. I kind of feel like I should, but hey, it’s baseball season.)
I guess I think Anderson gets a lot of shit for things people excuse in other, cooler filmmakers. Part of that is the twee factor, and that’s Anderson’s own fault. Part of that is the beauty of the films themselves (again, people love this about any number of French films that aren’t much more than some beautiful young woman looking all beautiful).
"Something more than, "People like you, marc.""
People not like me?
I dunno’. His movies don’t connect with me on any level but they do with others. I haven’t thought about it all that much. And I think you’re right; you could make similar criticisms about filmmakers that I do like, but the twee factor makes it difficult for me to ignore the flaws in Anderson’s films.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 18, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
(Also, Suburbia is mediocre and Waking Life is a waste of time.)
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 18, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought Waking Life was beautiful and fascinating
and apparently I’m also the target audience for Wes Anderson films… I assume that’s because I have issues with older male authority figures (father figures/mentor figures.)
What's so wrong with contrivance?
Indie fans get angry with Wes Anderson because he’s obviously a smart, idiosyncratic and talented film maker, and yet he does not make the films that we want/expect of him. I may not agree with all his choices either, but look forward to his next release moreso than just about any other director.
BTW, did you enjoy The Squid and the Whale (he produced and it has his flavor all over it) ?
Not so much.
Noah Baumbach annoys me as well, although I did like Kicking and Screaming well enough. There’s a better than average chance that the Parker Posey factor had a lot to o with that.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 18, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I've trained myself to right-click "open in new tab" everything.
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 17, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Wheel click it if you have Firefox.
Opens in a new tab.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 18, 2009 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Does the same in IE7 as well
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 18, 2009 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Bad person
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 18, 2009 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Sissy
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 18, 2009 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions
:D
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 18, 2009 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions
<:o)
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 18, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Is that a cylon from the original Battlestar Galactica?
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 18, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
So I am guessing from the overall tone of this offtop that I am the only one going to an Irish Pub tonight?
I am almost half Black Irish, which with the other half being Coonass means I love an excuse to drink and be merry.
Fear the NPE
So a friend of mine just finished her rotatations. At 26 she's an MD, and has a doctorate in pharmacology.
She worked nearly full time as a pharmacist while going to med school, and has major bank while most of her compatriots are buried in debt. How insane is that! 26!!!
I idn't complain when she picked up the tab for dinner.
She’s loaded, ridiculously loaded. Also, never been on a date.
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Also, never been on a date.
And as awesome as I think it is that she did what she did, this is why I don’t envy her in the least.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 17, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I can't do anything about the date thing
but if she’d like to join my Adopt-A-Grandparent program ….
My mom called me that until I decided I didn't want to be a doctor.
I have such a stereotypically asian family.
That's why I had a kid when I was 19
He could do a full 8 years of college and I’ll still only be 45. Then he can support me in my retirement and I can live a second life as a rad 45 year old
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 17, 2009 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
So apparently bats are interested in going to outer space. Who knew?

The picture is a super close-up view of the fuel tank on the Space Shuttle Discovery, which launched this past Sunday. Needless to say, he died. Click here for the full shot, as well as a brief eulogy. Godspeed, Spacebat
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The URL reads: "shuttle+riding-bat-dies-the-most-glorious-death-imaginable"
RIP
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by .Taylor on Mar 18, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I thought it was pretty appropriate
He is right down at the bottom of the damn thing, too
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 18, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
My guess is that they did calculations and figured that there was zero risk of it being there
They already had to push the launch back twice, so to do it a third time because of a flying rat hanging on to the fuel tank would have been asinine. He was sitting low enough on it that he wouldn’t get in the way of anything, so why not send him out in a blaze of glory? As Robert said, it’s better than dying retarded. Or, in the case of this bat, crippled
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 18, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
The thought of a bunch of rocket scientists chasing a bat around the launch pad...
Waving brooms and yelling “Shoo! Shoo!” I’m laughing hard
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 18, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
You don't love cute things do you?
Bats, raccoons, pandas…
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 18, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I would ride on that thing like it was a horse
That’s awesome
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 18, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
D'awwwwww!
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 18, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew that was coming and it still scared the shit out of me.
by Aaron Campeau on Mar 18, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I read this as "fucking that thing"
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 18, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
It's an 18 foot long trouser snake
And it will eat you alive
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 18, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh...
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 18, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh...
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 18, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
It wasn't that scary, guys
I find it to be more fascinating than anything. It’s amazing that something that big can move so quickly when need be. This planet never ceases to amaze,,,
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 18, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
It just lunged at the camera man
What’s wrong with that? I’ll bet that if the camera man had shouted “Crikey!” then it would have been perceived differently.
And Bear Grylls would fight that snake with his fists, and then call it a sissy while eating it alive
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 18, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
But someone else would be filming it. At least Les Stroud would have to go back
and move the cameras after being attacked.
No, he'd have brought a camera inside the snake
Since it would have eaten him alive. He’d show you how to live off the land while inside of a snake’s stomach. And while the snake slithered past one of the cameras he would have left setup outside, you would hear the muffled sounds of a harmonica wailing away from inside the serpent
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 18, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Crikey!", I've got a friend with a VHS tape of an inspection dive north of Australia.
A sea snake starts attacking his helmet light, right next to the video camera. He’s an Aussie, and he’s yelling “Crikey!” over and over while trying to run away. In underwater slow motion. He really needs to convert that to digital and upload it.
I have to see this
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 18, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Please please please get this into a digital format.
I just want to hear someone try to yell “Crikey!” underwater.
It looks like a first person shooter, like N64 GoldenEye perspective.
He’s inspecting pipe, calling out corrosion percentages, in the top of the frame you see this freaking snake getting bigger and bigger. He finally notices it when it’s right on top of him, striking at the light, and starts screaming “crikey mate! crikey mate!” while running away (you can see his arms pumping into view in the lower frame) the snake keeps cutting him off hitting the camera and light mounted on top of his helmet.
The best part is he’s ~90 feet down and due to air compression it sounds like Mickey Mouse with an Aussie accent. Instant viral video. For some reason knowing sea snakes are toxic enough to kill about 20 gazillion people instantly makes it even funnier.
Again
I have to see this
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 18, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm drunk and that's nasty
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 18, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah that was the overdue movie, Anaconda 18: Choke!
It didn’t really have anything to do with the first one, but then I missed the 17 sequels. Crappy plot.
Who needs a plot,
when you have a BIG GODDAMN SNAKE?
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 18, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Duh
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 18, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
All the plot needed, if any is necessary at all.
“SURPRISE!!!”
But "Anaconda 17 - That Fucking Snake Nearly Killed Everyone on this Bus" was pretty good....
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Don't forget "Anaconda 14 - That Fucking Snake Nearly Killed Everyone on this Cruise Ship
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 18, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Not your fault the studio can't count
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 19, 2009 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I like that the video starts off by saying "dead snake"
But then it actually is not dead.
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 18, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Hypno-Snake
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 18, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
O_o
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by .Taylor on Mar 18, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I practically screamed
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by .Taylor on Mar 18, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I've got no problem with bats, actually
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 18, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
That's probably the coolest thing I've seen all day.
How on earth does that work?
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by .Taylor on Mar 18, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Does anyone else watch Breaking Bad?
The first (albeit abbreviated season) was actually quite good, and the second season is now three episodes deep.
Songsmith is so awesome
That Van Halen one is great, especially since it drops the backing vocals out and you’re left with David Lee Roth going nuts and making noises
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 18, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm going to see Sounders FC vs. Red Bulls in sweet seats tomorrow.
Anyone else going? The enduring Mrs. will be there, as well as Jr.
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I'll be there with mom and pops.
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by .Taylor on Mar 18, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
And by "meet Taylor H" I mean I totally have a puppy and a bunch of candy in my van.
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by kevin_ess on Mar 18, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm kidding. I only have a puppy in the van.
AND A BRAND NEW HUFFY BIKE!!!!
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by kevin_ess on Mar 18, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
A HUFFY MADE OF CANDY!
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 18, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Tee hee
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by .Taylor on Mar 19, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
MLBtv question. Whats the deal with local blackouts?
Any local Seattle subscribers have complaints about home games? I’m about to sign up for this thing, but I’m not going to do it if all the home games are blacked out.
Wait a second, I'm not processing you or BrianL's answers. At all.
Nope, still can’t figure it out. What’s my incentive to by MLBtv for M’s games? I was thinking about MLBtv instead of upgrading the Verizon Fios from internet only to cable, I was enjoying the vision of me in the backyard in a hammock with the computer instead of tied to the tv.
If you're just watching M's games you probably won't get much use out of it
But you can go back and watch any Mariners game of the past few years, and you can also watch any other teams games that you normally wouldn’t get to see.
Yeah, the M's of the last few years... not so much.
Thanks for the info though, you guys just saved me a few bones. Maybe the postseason I’ll get the month deal, then again I betcha MLB jacks the price up.
There are ways around it, but yes that is correct
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by tootthekazoo on Mar 18, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, the proxy thing everybody mentions for the first 10 minutes of a GT.
What a shitty deal. Unless you’re an M’s fan far far…. far away, then it would be frickin’ great. But I think the M’s area cover approximately 1/3 of the continental US, and probably all of the Asian hemisphere. Parts of Outer Mongolia.
There's another dude I know named Thunderbird that's a dick, too.
I think he’s Native American.
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It means if you live anywhere in Washington, Idaho, Oregon, Montana, or Alaska
you can’t watch any game regardless of whether it is on tv or not.
The explanation frightens me.
Secure the perimeter! Ess has gone off the reservation!
I enjoy my irreverence being taken out of context.
I received my first LL warning last night! Apparently I wasn’t clear enough with my sarcasm. Oh well!
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You're no longer a little boy, but a man.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 19, 2009 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions
If you live in Seattle (or the Mariners blackout area), do not travel much, and don't want to watch non-Mariners baseball games
MLB.tv is a waste of money. If you want to watch non-Mariner baseball it’s the greatest thing ever.
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