New OFFTOP for at least 1000 posts, or whatever.
Here it is. Been a while. Nothing going on right now. No hispanic people playing baseball, no new aquisitions, no news from Jesse Jones, and nothing going on with Seattle College basketball. It's all really too bad. I wish there was more to report, but it looks like it's going to be Iran and Jerusalem in the championship game of the WBC. I certainly hope this "RAD Jihaad" is all it's purported to be.
Topics for discussion:
What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Royalcurve is so fucking awesome and sweet, she makes the sun come up every morning (THIS IS A SCIENTIFIC FACT).
Rent a goddamned video in a certain Fremont store once in a while, you pricks.
Going to a game with some awesome LLers.
Do these pant's make me look fat?
Fuck you for doing what you did to me last week at Jeremy's party and never calling me back. You owe me for the Plan B pill.
Jeff is secretly a Rangers fan.
Sec108 has an opium den in his basement, and you're all invited.
House has lupus.
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"Going to a game with some awesome LLers."
Is anyone planning on getting tickets for opening day, or maybe the week after opening day?
by Fin on Mar 12, 2009 11:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm hoping to get tickets to opening day.
Since I haven’t been to one since 2002.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Mar 13, 2009 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shucks. The Mariners called me and asked that you not attend.
Something about bad luck after a prior good year…
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by kevin_ess on Mar 13, 2009 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See that's why I didn't go last year.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Mar 13, 2009 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you guys ever have a superstitious habit regarding the M's, no matter how small or goofy it might be?
In ‘01 I caught every game, on the radio or television. Even if it was just a piece of it due to scheduling conflicts, when they started to steamroll I felt if I missed one it would somehow jinx the team. I never think like that and I thought it was really weird but I couldn’t force myself to miss a game, every time I thought about it I would feel anxious at game time. Very weird as I don’t believe in luck in that manner, no lucky hats, jerseys, etc.
by Kermit. on Mar 13, 2009 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't really have lucky jerseys (despite my modest collection of them)
but I do consider the 1994 teal alternate as “formal wear” to a degree. That is to say, it is the proper jersey to wear at the home opener and games against bitter rivals, or on games where I expect there to be a large contingent of opposing fans (i.e. Boston, New York). I’ll probably also wear it a couple other times during the season, but on those games I have no other choice.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Mar 13, 2009 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not a big believer in luck, but everytime I've had to pay for parking at an M's game we lose
Granted, I’m cheap so I rarely pay anyway, but I’ve never paid and watched a win. It’s my main argument when people ask me why I always park two miles down the road.
by Ezzra on Mar 13, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to be there. I'll be meeting up with a friend from MarinerCentral and my pal Jason Churchill.
Email me, and we’ll meet too. What the heck. Party all around.
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by kevin_ess on Mar 13, 2009 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be going, but with a non-joiner friend--
I’ll have to catch y’all at a later gathering
by msb on Mar 13, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be there for the opener
or at least the first two hours of the game before I’m scheduled to work. I asked for it off, but we shall see.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Mar 13, 2009 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather use "sick" for something better.
and so far, the new bowling alley has been really flexible with my schedule.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Mar 13, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Something better than opening day?
Really?
by Fin on Mar 13, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, he lost me on that one
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 13, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Playoffs.
Opening Day is the Greatest Day of the Year, however. The place doesn’t schedule me early enough that I’ll miss the front half of the game, I can live with the rest.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Mar 13, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Opening Day, when even the water boy gets to be introduced by the PA guy.
by BrianL on Mar 13, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And cheers can be heard for Rick Griffin.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Mar 13, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Opening day: There's the guy that's going to make sure our players stay healthy this season.
The day Rick visits Felix on the mound: There’s the harbinger of doom.
by BrianL on Mar 13, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, I'm kinda hoping to get tickets for most of opening week, since thats when I'm taking my vacation.
See originally, I was going to take it this month and just head down to Arizona for spring training. But since the WBC took alot of the players away, I decided to wait and go next year. So in lieu of that, I’m taking it the 13th-18th of April, and hoping to catch a week of baseball then. Maybe get a room up in Seattle or something.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Mar 13, 2009 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's awesome.
I thought you lived in Seattle.
by Fin on Mar 13, 2009 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, I live out by the coast.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Mar 13, 2009 2:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aberdeen?
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Mar 13, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll honk when I pass through in May on my way to Cannon Beach.
Listen for it.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey!
I tried to get tickets for opening day today, but ended up settling on the 17th for ICHIRO! bobblehead day.
Anyone else gonna be there?
by Zwakamatsu on Mar 14, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to work on getting LL Bowling Night set-up.
But it’s going to wait until Monday so I can stop working and have a breather. I can probably cut a deal at West Seattle Bowl since I work there now, and the best days to do anything there are Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. Monday and Wednesday I think both have leagues that fill up the entirety of the 36-lane house. Thoughts?
There will be an independent FanPost about this later as things start falling into place.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Mar 13, 2009 12:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I've been meaning to ask about this
I’m in, no matter when it ends up being scheduled.
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 13, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I kinda dropped the ball on the north-end bowling meetup.
I’ve been a bit pre-occupied with some work stuff and finalizing wedding plans. Maybe once things calm down a bit I’ll try to get something together at Robin Hood.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should use some tape in your holes, since you dropped the ball
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 13, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And only the 3 of us will get that joke probably
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 13, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought you explained it nicely with the "since you dropped the ball."
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Mar 13, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but I'd imagine few here know that there is special tape to help with grip for bowling
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 13, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That stuff is for bowling?
Oh…
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of bowling,
I experienced my first forfeit last week. That sucked.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not enough team members?
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 13, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
Two were on a cruise, and the other one called at the last minute (sounding drunk) to say she couldn’t make it. Jeanuts and I bowled anyway (she was there to sub), and we had fun and both bowled pretty well, but the forfeit still sucked.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got confused.
Lube is not appropriate in this circumstance.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you finally buy me my beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Mar 13, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that my fault that you couldn't drop by yesterday when I had ample time to do that kind of thing?
The answer is no, no it’s not.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Mar 13, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you want the flu?
No, no you did not.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Mar 13, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes and it is currently attempting to murder me to within a inch of my kill level
by Robert on Mar 13, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who is magically unsick.
Life is unfair.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Mar 13, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have just had this flu for the past 4 days
I would highly recommend you stop having it now
by OlSalty on Mar 13, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish I could.
It makes me tired to do the dishes and I’m subsisting on boxed mac and cheese.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Mar 13, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have to work a 12 hour day today all by myself.
by Robert on Mar 13, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm about ready to take a job at Radio Shack.
But not today.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Mar 13, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did anyone else watch the Syracuse/UConn game tonight?
It was a damn good game. One of the more entertaining basketball games I have ever watched.
by Kirkharbaugh on Mar 13, 2009 1:06 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I turned it off midway through the second half
what a mistake
by seattlebruin on Mar 13, 2009 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, working at the bowling alley has made me realize
That Rihanna’s Disturbia has a pretty damn good dance beat to it if you want to kindof robot/rave your way through it.
But after hearing it a number of times over the last couple weeks, I’ve come to a second realization: I really want to hear that song sung karaoke style by David Bowie. It has potential to be amazing.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Mar 13, 2009 1:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's been a while since I've posted in an off-topic thread
Here are some links that I’ve come across lately:
- Hitler’s mad about Terrell Owens in Buffalo. These never get old.
- RolCats are Eastern Bloc Lolcats.
- Vanilla Ice apologizes.
- The navigation here isn’t the best, but it’s still a cool idea: Album Covers Map
- Remember the deluxe packages that bands like Radiohead and Nine Inch Nails have offered for their recent albums? This trumps them all.
- This is a clever idea. It’s a website to visit if you want all the audio of YouTube, without any of the video.
by katal on Mar 13, 2009 7:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Josh Freese link fail
but I wish I had 20K so I could go mini-golfing with Mark Mothersbaugh.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 13, 2009 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rolcats is amazing
The men I’ve sent to death weigh heavily on my mind; but this burden is but a fist of straw compared to the strain of the republic.
Says the silly little kitty
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 13, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Back On Topic.
Chocolate.
I have yet to experience the sun-rising effect of RC, but I could believe it.
Damn, I still have to pick up My name is Bruce.
Yes, I’d like to go to a game.
No. You have even less butt that Erik Bedard.
Sorry, man.
Icing!
Who knew.
by msb on Mar 13, 2009 7:41 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Answers
Ben & Jerry’s Oatmeal Cookie Crunch
Yes
If I lived in Fremont I would both rent there and mourn the loss of the Longshoremen’s Daughter.
Awesome.
Those pant’s make you sound fat – the pants, on the other hand, really accentuate your kneecaps. rowr.
You shouldn’t dress like you wanted it. I can’t resist those kneecaps.
I’ve been to more Ranger games than games of any other NHL team.
I’m there.
Turns out it was a cheese allergy.
If you live in, near, or within easy reach of Tacoma, tonight’s your night. Why? It’s Girl Trouble’s 25th anniversary! Three sets, free cover, and prizes – YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE. GO. If for no other reason than because I can’t.
If you can’t, though, they’re playing the Sunset next Saturday the 21st.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 13, 2009 8:02 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Answers
Gelato – tiramisu gelato.
Maybe she could make the sun rise more quickly in the morning? It’s still a bit dark when I wake up
It would require a plane flight for me to rent videos from Fremont.
Those pants look great, dear.
Sorry about the Tic Tac.
Finally,

by abender20 on Mar 13, 2009 8:11 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Notes from my MLB Life as a Mariner on MLB Power Pros:
-Felix Hernandez is a selfish jerk that doesn’t like to golf.
-Carlos Silva invited me to go out to dinner with him. Fat fucker’s got $30 million in the bank, but I’ve got to pay $300 for the 38 double whoppers, 12 large fries, 5 Tendercrisps, 8 shakes, and 37 Oreo Cakes. Asshole.
-Ichiro Suzuki apparently speaks fluent English.
-Jarrod Washburn is actually pretty chill, he always goes golfing with me.
by craig3410 on Mar 13, 2009 8:16 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hardly ever answer these because people invariably have the same picks or better ones, and I facepalm myself.
But since I was mentioned in the tags (I have children asshat, so there’s proof without having to drop the trousers)
-Double chocolate with a massive amount of chocolate sauce.
-It’s sunny outside for once, so I’m not gonna doubt it.
-Fremont is too far away, but Bothell area seriously needs a decent video store.
-Looking forward to it, LL is like a dating site for M’s fans.
-It’s always your ass, and there is never a good answer to that question.
-I’m pretty sure you can’t get pregnant that way ding dong.
-All the hockey talk around here, I have no idea who like which team. Whom? My grammatical Bermuda Triangle.
-They should try Chagas Disease just once. Anything you get from a Kissing beetle is just icky.
by Kermit. on Mar 13, 2009 8:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was just delivered a package by a FedEX guy who had a popped collar and was smacking his gum in a "trying to be way too cool" manner.
Anyone else ever experience this kind of random mind blower?
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Mar 13, 2009 9:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did he have a polo on under his FedEx polo, both with popped collars?
Because that would be way cool.
You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.
by Sentinel on Mar 13, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He could go whole hog and wear three of them
In purple, white, and orange. That way he’d be flying the Fed-Ex flag proudly
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 13, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be excessive.
And by “excessive,” I mean “brilliant.”
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Mar 13, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was Axe body spray involved in any way?
by waldo rojas on Mar 13, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm geussing it all started with the Axe body wash.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm watching a show about the Humbold Squid on Nat Geo right now
I’m now convinced that arthropods are my favorite type of animal. Squids, Octopi, Cuttlefish, etc. Their ability to change skin color, skin texture, and manipulate their bodies into whatever shape necessary absolutely blows me away. Am I alone in my love for these boneless wizards of the deep blue sea?
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 13, 2009 9:53 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They are pretty tasty when deep-fried correctly.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wrong
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 13, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wrong
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 13, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not a calamari fan?
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's ok, haven't tried it much
More to the point, I was mentioning it more to spawn discussion about rad animals. But eating animals is rad as well, so I’ll allow it
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 13, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love raw squid in sushi.
But you’re right – they are insanely cool.
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Mar 13, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, I do
And thank you for caring enough to correct me on that, instead of talking about their deliciousness
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 13, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer Cnidaria. Chironex fleckeri, the tiny deadly box jellyfish, are simultaneously fascinating and frightening.
by abender20 on Mar 13, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's just amazing what they can do with their bodies
I mean, look at this octopus use its camouflage
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 13, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know!
He’s a bush, and then he’s an octopus!
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 13, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The octopus is basically the Einstein of the invertibrate world
and yes, the skin color/flashing thing is pretty amazing.
That said, the Humboldt squid seems rather pedestrian/ornery.
by marc w on Mar 13, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very pedestrian, yes
But it got me thinking about how cool they all were. I love how the Humboldt can flash from red to white though. It’s insane that they can do that
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 13, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're not alone. I am also a big, big fan.
by royalcurve on Mar 13, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I knew I could count on you
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 13, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sense a trap. So hard not to LLLJ with diving stories...
I will mention that I’ve heard the jellyfish in the hot water suit story a million times, and it’s always a friend of a friend that knew a guy.
And Portuguese Man of War, I hate them with a passion and interestingly enough, not a jellyfish though they are commonly mistaken for one.
by Kermit. on Mar 13, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's fascinating... a siphonophore...
I had no idea.
by marc w on Mar 13, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see that the Mariners are participating in three home-openers this year:
Minnesota, Oakland, and of course Seattle. Can you think of another year where any team did that many or more?
Also, as trivia, can you name the ballparks that the M’s played either the first or last game in?
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Mar 13, 2009 10:03 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Kingdome and Safeco.
Someone with more knowledge will have to get the tough ones, although I think they played the last game at old Comiskey park.
by Jed MC on Mar 13, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is correct that they played the last game at Old Comiskey.
I can think of at least two other parks the M’s opened.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Mar 13, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now I'm researching it and I found a third!
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Mar 13, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The 07 Mariners did this.
Seattle, “Cleveland” and Boston
by Robert on Mar 13, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jacobs Field
Going from memory here, be kind:
I think the M’s helped open Jacobs Field in 1994. And I think in that Opening Day game Edgar was hit on the wrist by a pitch, thus causing 1994 to be a lost season for him.
And in general, I think there is at least one team every year that participates in 3 season-opening days— I like watching for that kind of stuff too.
by edgar is good on Mar 13, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As it turned out, 1994 was a lost season for a lot of players.
With the possible exception of Charles Gipson.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Mar 13, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just saved someone from walking into a glass wall again.
Good times.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Mar 13, 2009 10:05 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I remember this from last year
Again might I recommend letting nature take it’s course?
by OlSalty on Mar 13, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
People slamming into glass walls is tremendously funny. It does take patience, however.
You have to ask them if they are okay and wait until they’ve left before you can bust out laughing.
by abender20 on Mar 13, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got the job at that desk back for two days while my successor is on vacation.
I probably should have let the lady go, too. She was walking and texting, and we can’t have that.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Mar 13, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahahaha
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 13, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahhh, memories. Good to have the glass wall back.
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Mar 13, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, I really like not getting sued.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Mar 13, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That does take the fun out of most things.
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Mar 13, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Absolutely fascinating story about a real life Oceans 11
by Robert on Mar 13, 2009 10:20 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I read that last night
Ridiculous. The amount of different security measures they overcame is staggering
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 13, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love calling out fancy restaurants like that.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
.
I love calling out fancy restaurants like that.
by acblue on Mar 13, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not going to the Met to get scrambled eggs.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Met is not the only fancy restaurant in the world.
by acblue on Mar 13, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let me rephrase that:
“I AIN’T FALLIN’ FOR NO $29.00 SCRAMBLED EGGS!”
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
UNC will get smoked by someone in the NCAA tourney, don't worry.
by abender20 on Mar 13, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes but VaTech is down by one
and they have the ball and the guy gets sodomized with a broom handle right under the basket…
by JI on Mar 13, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
People that won't beat Carolina
Northwestern. UCLA. Gonzaga. Washington. Memphis.
by seattlebruin on Mar 13, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Suck off in, around or through my cock jackass
by Robert on Mar 13, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
East Coast bias
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 13, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
by abender20 on Mar 13, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But you do get credit for such a well placed blow.
Not like NU was a threat anyway. Our recruiting philosophy: Rich whities from Chicago suburbs and natives of Croatia. And a Token or two.
by abender20 on Mar 13, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
your younger brother
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 13, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does section 101 even exist?
I think 102 is the first centerfield section, isn’t it?
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Mar 13, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah... typo.
I’ll fix it.
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Mar 13, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The damage has been done
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 13, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Watch it ess
My favorite ice cream flavor is either Off Topic Fruity Pebbles or dulce de leche.
And it wears my shit out every single morning. (Or, thank you.)
I have a self made Rain City tattoo on my bicep.
Have a good time!
Only because they are, actually, my pants.
I wasn’t invited to Jeremy’s party. That bitch.
No comment.
by royalcurve on Mar 13, 2009 11:13 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just once I would like a baseball player to stop talking about shit that happened last year or two years ago
Manny was a clubhouse cancer. So the cancer was removed. Move on, Papelbon. Everyone else has.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 13, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you think anyone will ever ask Lester his opinion on cancer analogies ?
by JI on Mar 13, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As soon as more ballplayers are called out on sports being the same as going to war
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 13, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could see Jeff as a Rangers fan.
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by Taylor H on Mar 13, 2009 11:31 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For those keeping score at home
The Sens have not in recent history.
by Robert on Mar 13, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why don't they just keep you as banned?
by NOLAmarinergirl on Mar 13, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cause I would just complain to Matthew about it even more.
by Robert on Mar 13, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is true.
Also, it’s not like you can somehow make me feel worse about the teams I root for.
by Matthew on Mar 13, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, Stanley Cups in history
Vancouver: 1
Ottawa: 11
by Matthew on Mar 13, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Despite having a team for just 10 seasons, the city of Seattle has the same number of Stanley Cups as Vancouver
by Matthew on Mar 13, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't even count the 78 Sonics as a real title so this doesn't face me
by Robert on Mar 13, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They began play in 78 the year they won.
by Robert on Mar 13, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK.
Doesn’t count due to the basketball of it all, or due to the theft of the franchise?
by marc w on Mar 13, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't count it because the NBA was not fully established at the time.
I’m the same way with NFL championships but I realize this is all subjective.
by Robert on Mar 13, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mark Messier is a god
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 13, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only because he put those damn Canucks in their place.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm ghost like Swayze!
by JLProck on Mar 13, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Be nice (unless you're Graham).
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This rule no longer exists as you express it.
by Matthew on Mar 13, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
`
“No politics, no religion, no chatspeak (lol, ur, brb, and so forth), no +1’s, no unwarranted hostility. Please capitalize and use comprehensible grammar.”
by Matthew on Mar 13, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is a +1 ?
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
I wonder this as well
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 13, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please don't ban me for my thinly veiled and poor attempt at a joke
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 13, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the other person that gets in to the show free when you're on the guest list
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 13, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Be nice (unless you want your junk kicked).
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this because Graham has become uncharacteristically nicer lately?
by OlSalty on Mar 13, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's because the TOS were rewritten and clarified
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 13, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh. I thought Kevin meant the baseball team.
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by Taylor H on Mar 13, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For those of you Rick Reilly lovers out there (sb!), this is pretty brilliant.
by abender20 on Mar 13, 2009 11:46 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That is awesome.
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by Taylor H on Mar 13, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The level of content is somewhat silly.
I mean, 20 posts in 4 hours? You have to be at least a little clever to put out that volume of work.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Mar 13, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey look he wrote a real Rick Reilly article!
It started out as a harmless way for teens to spend a Friday night. But now, it’s nothing more than a fast lane to a life in the gutter.
by seattlebruin on Mar 13, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goodness
this is one of the best things ever
by seattlebruin on Mar 13, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love it
It’s the gift that keeps on giving
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 13, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
.
FakeRickReilly’s Twitter
Tired of big time college basketball? Meet Doris Gaynor, starting power forward for Ripon College. Did I mention she’s 64?
Real Rick Reilly headline on ESPN today
A Sight For All Eyes
Though blind, Matt Steven always envisioned this moment: Team down one, two free throws…
by seattlebruin on Mar 13, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's uncanny.
It reminds me of the Family Guy themed South Park episode with the manatees.
by abender20 on Mar 13, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually I liked the article about the blind kid.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He wrote a cool one about a bow-legged kid who made the game-winning free throw as well.
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by Taylor H on Mar 13, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If frog people and blind kids are making free throw shots with ease perhaps we shouldn't be giving them as much credit as we do.
by Robert on Mar 13, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How good are you at free throws?
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With Ray Allen in NBA Live 08?
Perfect.
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by Taylor H on Mar 13, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This smells an awful lot like the Seattle situation. Seattle Pacers?
by abender20 on Mar 13, 2009 12:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If we do end up with an NBA team again
I would strongly consider not naming them the Sonics. I think it may be more powerful to use another name and basically say, you know what, we’re glad that we have basketball back, but we are not going to forget what happened to the Seattle SuperSonics.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Mar 13, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well at least it sounds like their owners are committed to keeping the team in Indiana
and per the article have been willing to stomach some form of monetary loss 9 of 10 years to have pro basketball in Indianapolis
by seattlebruin on Mar 13, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love that site so much
So many great old memories, and you can’t go wrong with the original Oregon Trail
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 13, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
12 grandfather clocks and one hat bitches!
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this one of those times where I just nod my head and smile?
by royalcurve on Mar 13, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES AND SPREAD THE WORD TO THE MEADOWS FAR AND WIDE
THE VILLAGES ARE SAFE ONCE AGAIN. LET US USHER IN A NEW ERA OF SMILING DAFFODILS
by Robert on Mar 13, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
LOUD NOISES
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 13, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Paves the way for Dennis Erickson to make his triumphant return to Oregon.
by waldo rojas on Mar 13, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If that happens I will then inquire as to the over/under of what year it will be when he coaches a game with his tenth Pac-10 team
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 13, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well he's done, what, ASU and OSU?
I honestly haven’t paid that much attention
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 13, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WSU
And the early 90s Hawks were basically a Pac-10 team. Except Tez.
by waldo rojas on Mar 13, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah, duh
Damn this pseudo-illness I’m fighting today
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 13, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mint Chocolate Chip
That’s all I need to say
by Ezzra on Mar 13, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mint Chocolate Chip is not the sexiest pick, but it's certainly good.
by abender20 on Mar 13, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mint CC is so unpredictable.
When it’s good it’s very good, but when it’s done wrong it can be horrible.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
as a side note mint chocolate chip ice cream should never be green
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 13, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's definitely not as good in green form, but I'll take green over another flavor
by Ezzra on Mar 13, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer green.
I’m not sure why, but there it is.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm ghost like Swayze!
by JLProck on Mar 13, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you by any chance stand around pots of gold at rainbows' ends and have buckles on your shoes?
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Mar 13, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Those damn kids are always trying to steal me lucky charms.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm ghost like Swayze!
by JLProck on Mar 13, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I knew it! Purple horseshoes!!
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Mar 13, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really, anything mint flavored for me.
I absolutely love it.
There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!
by joof on Mar 13, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unless we're talking iced cream made by RC
my favorite would have to be cappuccino Coconut Bliss. I love Coconut Bliss.
by acblue on Mar 13, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Discussion questions never seem to be discussions, just answers.
Still.
Asking me to name a favorite ice cream would be like playing favorites with children. However, I am partial to ones with chunkies.
RC is just biding her time.
I don’t like movies.
This is a regular occurance so thank god baseball’s almost back. Yay for April 14th, yay yay.
Apostrophe?
Apostrophe?
You should change this to a Ducks joke.
Perhaps that would take away the pain.
Autoimmune diseases suck.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Mar 13, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I've told you this before. But you've been drunk.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Mar 13, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You could tell me a million times and it still wouldn't make a lick of sense.
by acblue on Mar 13, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Making sick days crappier for non movie liking people
by NOLAmarinergirl on Mar 13, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't want to finish it
I’m all the way to the end, but I don’t want to end it yet. Such a great game
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 13, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Once you finish it you can't continue
But yeah the game is incredible.
by Robert on Mar 13, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The 3rd DLC will allow for continued play after the main quest is done
Anchorage and The Pitt will not allow for it, unfortunately. I found this out the hard way, but thankfully I had a save from before the ending part so I could get to the Anchorage DLC
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 13, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The game is good enough for multiple playthroughs.
I’m on my third. Good karma, then bad karma (but still going along with the main quest), and now? Well, I just kill everything in sight except the roving traders. Gotta sell the scavenged goods, you know.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm ghost like Swayze!
by JLProck on Mar 13, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's an attention span thing.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Mar 13, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then she won't remember if it was good.
Also weed not good for fevers.
by Sec 108 on Mar 13, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would think the opposite there.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Mar 13, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weed helps people with short attention spans focus.
by acblue on Mar 13, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weed helps me rid my apartment of muffins.
by Teej on Mar 13, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I read that as "butt muffins."
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Mar 13, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weed is a gateway drug to butt muffins.
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Mar 13, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also I call bullshit because I have the attention span of a retarded border collie and Citizen Kan is one of my favorite movies.
by acblue on Mar 13, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this film located behind the beaded curtains?
by waldo rojas on Mar 13, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have never seen Citizen Kane. Something about newspapers and Rosebud, that's all I know.
by royalcurve on Mar 13, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I should just let you borrow all of my DVDs.
by acblue on Mar 13, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Want the Wii again for a while?
We can trade.
by royalcurve on Mar 13, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hated it the first time I saw it
but then I watched it again and realized it was pretty good, then with each subsequent viewing I liked it more and more. Now it’s in my top 5 dramas of all time.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 13, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's one of the top 5 movies of all time.
by acblue on Mar 13, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you approve of Philadelphia Story or His Girl Friday?
Those are two of my top movies of all time. Maybe Citizen Kane will sneak in there.
by royalcurve on Mar 13, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Both great but not at all similar to Citizen Kane.
by acblue on Mar 13, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yay! His girl friday.
I have trouble with the whole annoying father sub-plot in the Philadelphia story— I adore Ginny Weidler though.
Not anywhere near the top 5 of all time, but I have a great fondness for Bachelor mother.
by msb on Mar 13, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't make just one list though
I have top 5 dramas, top 5 comedies, top 5 documentaries, etc. If I were to make just one list it’d kill me probably be in that top 5.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 13, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Favorite child: Any child that isn't mine.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She's partial to children with chunkies. You people need to read better.
by abender20 on Mar 13, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You lure the chldren with the chunkies.
Not unlike using a gingerbread house.
by msb on Mar 13, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is also my answer
Vanilla with a bit of chocolate syrup. Then I mix it all up until it tastes a bit like a Frosty
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 13, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can go with that one.
Old personal favorite.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's so good
I don’t even mind having to wait like 10 minutes and getting a sore arm while stirring it up, because the end result is wonderful and delicious
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 13, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vanilla is the best.
Though cookies n cream gives it a run for its money.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Mar 13, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love blackberry flavored ice cream.
Though it’s surprising hard to find.
by krb on Mar 13, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Absolutely.
Tillamook makes one seasonally and it’s outstanding.
by acblue on Mar 13, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How can such a delicious fruit come from such an ugly and horrible plant?
by waldo rojas on Mar 13, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My wife just made this point last night as we watched Jon Voight ugly it up on 24
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 13, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone brought a Martin Scorsese "Roots of the Blues" CD into work this week.
The following artists were on the CD: Stevie Ray Vaughn, Bonnie Raitt, Los Lobos, Susan Tedeschi.
by waldo rojas on Mar 13, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You should have stopped at the title
Martin Scorsese is to the blues what I am to Morris dancing.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 13, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I figured someone that actually produced a multi-hour documentary on the blues
would have some sort of rudimentary understanding of ’the roots of the blues".
by waldo rojas on Mar 13, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh good God.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did anyone else manage to snag opening day tickets yesterday?
by BrianL on Mar 13, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also in this vein, LL SoCallers, we should start figuring out the M's Angels details.
by abender20 on Mar 13, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure Jeff will post something
it’s not like the Angels are going to sell out anyway. They’re still the Angels.
by seattlebruin on Mar 13, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That three ring circus in the outfield is worth buying a ticket for.
by abender20 on Mar 13, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to laugh when the lead the league in fielding percentage
by seattlebruin on Mar 13, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can't botch what you can't reach.
by abender20 on Mar 13, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if two Endys could get close to that outfield.
by abender20 on Mar 13, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hunter isn't too awful
he’s probably ~average right now
by seattlebruin on Mar 13, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
Not that I tried :(
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
by I'm NOT Corco on Mar 13, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh fuck, did tickets go on sale yesterday?
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Mar 13, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Internet pre-sale.
I’m fairly certain they sold out after five minutes. I managed to grab two seats in row two of section 325.
by BrianL on Mar 13, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This was my thought when I noticed that everybody was talking about it yesterday
I felt like a dummy
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 13, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think they didn't release all of the opening day tickets yesterday.
I could be wrong, though.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Mar 13, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't believe they did.
General sales opens up tomorrow according to the official site.
by BrianL on Mar 13, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully there are still some left.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Mar 13, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good lord the cheapest seats are starting at $42 over at Stub Hub right now.
Someone’s charging $162 each for a pair of center field bleacher seats.
by BrianL on Mar 13, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would draw the Stub Hub price vs. time curve, but I can't upload pictures from work
essentially, prices start very reasonable 2-3 months before the event, hit max price about four weeks before and then linearly tail off for about three weeks, and go into fire-sale the last week as people are just trying to dump tickets.
Trust me, you’ll be able to score some good seats at a reasonable price if you just wait it out.
by seattlebruin on Mar 13, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I used Stub Hub to get tickets to Felix's first start of last season.
I was lucky enough to win an opening day ticket that was a dozen or so rows behind home plate. First time I ever got to go to back-to-back games.
by BrianL on Mar 13, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stub Hub is a fucking Godsend
I’ve bought tickets off there like 30 times and I don’t think I’ve ever paid over face value.
Except one time I got tickets to a UCLA-Texas basketball game that was sold out for $10 over face, but that’s the only time I can recall.
by seattlebruin on Mar 13, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't want to go that badly.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Mar 13, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was under the impression that a very limited amount went on sale.
I looked right at noon, didn’t like the seats being offered and decided to take my chances getting them tomorrow. I could have screwed myself with being picky, but we’ll see.
by krb on Mar 13, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone that I've talked with got good seats.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Mar 13, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ticketmaster hates me.
Of this I am convinced.
by krb on Mar 13, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It hates most people.
Look at it this way—maybe if you buy from a store and not TM tomorrow, you won’t have the fees.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Mar 13, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just going to take whatever they first give me tomorrow for Opening Day, since it should sell out fast.
I’ll buy tickets for other dates while at the game to avoid the fees.
by krb on Mar 13, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weeeeeeeee!
Billy Joel and Elton John’s Face 2 Face tour hits Key Arena on the 14th! Tickets on sale March 16th
by BrianL on Mar 13, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
.
They go for $54-$179.50 and are available at www.livenation.com
Bahahaha
by acblue on Mar 13, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Available now?!?
I’d pay $54.00 and smile while doing it to be able to see this show.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
$54 tickets at Key Arena are almost certainly awful.
by acblue on Mar 13, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't care
This is one of only a handful of concerts I absolutely must see before I or the artist dies.
by BrianL on Mar 13, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I too do not give a shit.
I just want to be there.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure. I understand, I just think the idea of a concert costing that much is insane.
by acblue on Mar 13, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
$54.00 isn't bad at all too see a concert with two well known performers.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's no way I'm going to be rational about this concert.
Billy is my hero. Not only is he a great musician but he proved to the world that short people can be successful!
by BrianL on Mar 13, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You haven't seen Billy before?
I saw him last year (?), and it was un-freakin-believable.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't get to see him because I was stuck in a goddamn midterm.
by BrianL on Mar 13, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You HAVE to go to this one then.
GREAT freakin’ show.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My best friend has been giving me grief over missing that show for a year and a half now.
by BrianL on Mar 13, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't take him to this concert.
Then enjoy the taste of sweet revenge for years to come.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is the rare artist I will pay more than $30 to see
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 13, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't think I've ever paid less than that.
by JI on Mar 13, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I rarely to go big-name shows though
last year (springsteen AND AC/DC) was the rare exception to that.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 13, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd pay twice that for Springsteen.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I paid $80 and I was in the third deck
Normally I hate having monitor at concerts, but being that far away it was necessary.
by JI on Mar 13, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn't care, wouldn't care, wouldn't care.
Springsteen.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Billy and Elton are those kind of rare artists for me.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm bummed I was not old enough to care about music when Elton was still costumed and elaborate
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 13, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh man, no kidding!
I did get to see Barry Manilow perform live in a blue sequined suit though.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Golly, I can't remember what Barry was wearing all those years ago.
I must be a terrible Fanilow.
by msb on Mar 13, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope the turn up the volume or have monitors.
by JI on Mar 13, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sat in the upper deck for Billy Joel last year and it was great.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, it was a comment on the quality of the venue.
by JI on Mar 13, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Much better than the Tacoma Dome or Qwest "Theatre" in my opinion.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Most of the artists I listen to are dead
So the money I don’t use to see them in concert goes to the alive ones. That’s how I justify it.
by Ezzra on Mar 13, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can think of one band I would pay more than $50 to see
and they’re broken up so it’s not happening.
by acblue on Mar 13, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Having now seen AC/DC the list of bands I'd pay more than $50 to see has disappeared
I generally make The Springsteen Exemption but I’m kinda meh on the new album so if/when this tour hits town I’ll have to see how cheap I can get in for.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 13, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really there only two artists that have ever been on my list of musicians I have to see.
Billy Joel and Dave Brubeck. I caught Brubeck a few years ago at the Paramount.
by BrianL on Mar 13, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really really really hate arena shows, so that changes things for me.
I might pay $50 to see Neil Diamond, but it would depend on a lot of things.
by acblue on Mar 13, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Arena shows definitely blow
but I can’t exactly go see Springsteen at the Moore, so I go where he goes. Neil Diamond is totally worth the $50 – at least he was when I saw him a few years ago.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 13, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd pay $50.00 to see Neil Diamond.
Or Neil Young for that matter.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Mar 13, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There was a great one about a video store a few weeks back...
by acblue on Mar 13, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
by seattlebruin on Mar 13, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is fantastic.
Bookmarked for later reading.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Mar 13, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So LL Xbox Live people
I’ve got Left 4 Dead and a Live account right now. I’m ready to be an anchor around your necks. How often do you get together to play?
by BrianL on Mar 13, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A lot.
We usually announce it here or Facebook, but we pretty much exclusively play CoD together. I know a few play L4D though.
by seattlebruin on Mar 14, 2009 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've turned on my Xbox once since buying The Show.
I feel like a traitor.
by Teej on Mar 14, 2009 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES YES YES!!!
What’s your gamertag, Brian?
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Mar 16, 2009 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've got 11 years on that.
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Mar 16, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Makes me feel a bit old as well, to be honest
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 16, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alien vs Predator is on.
It has a really interesting cast, but all they are getting to do is scream and shoot things and die horrible deaths.
by msb on Mar 13, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
To be honest, that movie wasn't so bad.
I wanted more Alien on Predator action with less human face time, but, all in all, it could have been worse.
And how badass would it be to have a Predator give you that extendo-trident deal that he gives her?
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm ghost like Swayze!
by JLProck on Mar 13, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MLB Network's show on the M's today
Pretty damn good. Reynolds mentions that cutting payroll is a necessity because the M’s have a ton of bad investments and need to get their money in better places. John Hart thinks Raul is great, but defensively not on the same planet as Endy and Gutierrez, etc. It’s not the LL and USSM guys at a desk talking about positional adjustments or anything, but it’s pretty good for a national TV broadcast.
I’ve been pleasantly surprised with MLB Network as a whole so far.
by Teej on Mar 13, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also, they didn't list Beltre among the four or five "Questionable Contracts" that the M's had to deal with.
by Teej on Mar 13, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jack Zduriencik on the Putz trade:
“We have a big park that plays very deep in center field and left field, and we thought that if we could improve the defense, it would be a step in the right direction. There aren’t a lot of clubs willing to give you a 3 or 4 hitter in the lineup, so you’ve gotta piecemeal it and try to do the best you can in the short term.”
I love this man.
by Teej on Mar 13, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Harold says he appreciates being the 2B on the "All-Time Mariners Team," but he says Boone deserves it way more.
by Teej on Mar 13, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Harold was saying some dumb stuff at the beginning
but they redeemed it a bit by toting the 3 CF of.
Also, why does ESPN get Steve Phillips but the obscure cable channel gets John Hart???
by JI on Mar 13, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damnit I forgot to watch that.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
by Goose on Mar 14, 2009 3:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If anyone is trying to get tickets to opening day
general sales begin on the official website in five minutes.
by BrianL on Mar 14, 2009 9:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just as a precaution, someone go bubble wrap everything in Robert's room again.
I’m not sure how attached he was to Julian Peterson.
by BrianL on Mar 14, 2009 11:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And now we get to draft a LB at #4! Hmmm.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Mar 14, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think that's a guarantee, personally.
I don’t think Curry slips past Kanas City and any other LB is a reach there. I could see the Seahawks using Hawthorne and someone else as part of a OLB platoon next season.
by BrianL on Mar 14, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Robert, I was pretty Goddamned attached to Julian Peterson.
by acblue on Mar 14, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least we got something for him...
That would have been some serious bullcrap if we’d just released him as was rumored to be the plan.
by OlSalty on Mar 14, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cory Redding is a good DT.
Watching him play alongside Mebane is going to be a lot of fun.
by BrianL on Mar 14, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This means we wayyyy overpaid for Chris Cole though
But overpaying Chris Cole to be a backup is way better than overpaying Chris Cole to suck as a starter.
by OlSalty on Mar 14, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was obvious we overpaid for Chris Cole long before this trade.
by BrianL on Mar 14, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah it was, I just mean that I thought they paid him so much because they intended all along to start him
If they were planning to use him in a backup role all along then the contract is even more confusing.
by OlSalty on Mar 14, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The coaching staff probably expected to start Cole up until last night.
I doubt Redding or any other DT was even on their radar until Peterson rejected a pay cut.
by BrianL on Mar 14, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is neat
http://www.baseballboss.com/simulations/2009?gclid=CIbi-d_Do5kCFQqAgwodgXLyqA
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by Taylor H on Mar 14, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Mariners finished 92-70 and 14 games behind the Angels
Russell Branyan hit 40 home runs. He struck out 268 times. Griffey hit seven triples.
by seattlebruin on Mar 14, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Morrow won 21 games!
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by Taylor H on Mar 14, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing wrong with a little healthy optimism, right?
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by Taylor H on Mar 14, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In both of my Chone sims,
Harden struck out 250+ and the Padres made it to the World Series.
by Teej on Mar 14, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So it doesn't account for injury?
Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?
by Taylor H on Mar 14, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Marcel hates the M's.
And loves the Angels.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm ghost like Swayze!
by JLProck on Mar 15, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Nats just got to the NLCS
and Alfonso Soriano led the league with 48 HR.
by Zwakamatsu on Mar 15, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Selection show is going on.
Arizona makes it in as a 12 seed.
Where will UW and GU end up? And will St. Marys or SDSU make it in with Arizona now snagging an at-large bid?
bracket here:
http://www.cbssports.com/collegebasketball/mayhem/brackets/viewable_men
He didn't go.
by BUCKETSinSB on Mar 15, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
UW gets a 4 seed and Mississippi St in Portland.
MSU is hot right now, but I don’t see the Dawgs dropping this one.
He didn't go.
by BUCKETSinSB on Mar 15, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gonzaga also gets a 4.
They face Akron. With Illinois as their 5. UNC is the Number 1 in the region and Oklahoma as the 2. Rediculous road to the Final Four.
He didn't go.
by BUCKETSinSB on Mar 15, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stephen F. Austin will be the National Champions.
by abender20 on Mar 16, 2009 9:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Portland State all the way!
Go Viks!
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Mar 16, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Mar 16, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Mar 16, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What have I started? I only meant that the Stone Cold Stephen F. Austin's are going to stun the NCAA.
by abender20 on Mar 16, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's become much more than that, my friend
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Mar 16, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear God those Billy Joel and Elton John tickets sold out in something like five minutes.
I managed to snag a pair, anyone else have any luck?
by BrianL on Mar 16, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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