EriKKKKKKKK Bedard --> Pain in the butt!
by PositivePaul on Mar 11, 2009 9:58 AM PDT
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He's skipping today's start, because he's got some pain in his glutes. This was reported by Shannon Drayer on her most excellent MyNorthwest.com Mariners Baseball Blog.
Chris "Poor Mike Curto" Jakubauskas will get the nod today instead. And yet no one mentions the reunion of Willie Bloomquist and his former team??
The 2009 Battle for Grass Creek gets underway today, and Bedard's out with a pain in his butt. So nice of him to help lead us to victory!!!
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At least it's not his hip........
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Mar 11, 2009 10:12 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rotoworld says it is his hip
Not the surgery hip though, the other one.
by OlSalty on Mar 11, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stone
On Bedard, Wakamatsu said, “It’s in the muscle, not the hip. We felt it would be better to have him skip a start now, and have him throw a bullpen probably on Saturday. Hopefully, he’ll get back after that point.”.
“We’re not real concerned about it,‘’ Wakamatsu added. "We’ll see. But right now, we’re not concerned, because it’s not in the hip joint. It’s more of a muscle issue.”
by ThundaPC on Mar 11, 2009 10:41 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd like Bedard to be a pain in my butt
what
by JI on Mar 11, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
butt mine
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Mar 11, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't like where this is going
But I don’t want to stop it
by mariners124m on Mar 11, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoops-a-friggin-doodle!!!
How’s Matt Clement doing these days anyways? Has he learned how to catch yet???
(hat tip to old-tyme regulars who might actually get that joke)
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Mar 11, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are we....are we supposed to make gay jokes?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Mar 11, 2009 11:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gay jokes are only funny if you're not insinuating gayness.
by acblue on Mar 11, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Franklin Guitteriez has an athlete's body.
by JI on Mar 11, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Gutierrez jokes fly because they're gay porn star jokes, not gay jokes.
There are plenty of gay porn stars that aren’t actually gay.
by acblue on Mar 11, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its the easiest way into the industry.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
by bluemax on Mar 11, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except it's not the battle for Grass Creek.
It’s the battle for Coyote Lake (which is halfway between Surprise and Peoria).
by eponymous_coward on Mar 11, 2009 11:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's the battle for the Walgreens at Bell Rd and Hwy 303
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 11, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's either an Albertsons or a Walgreens because that's all that's on Bell Rd pretty much
Seriously, does any city need a Walgreens every 3/4 mile on the same road?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 11, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When that city lets them sell liquor
And that liquor happens to be pretty damn cheap (by Seattle standards) I’m ok with it.
Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!
by seattlecougar on Mar 11, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's why I remembered the Albertsons
Lotta good memories happened as a result of that Albertsons
by Ezzra on Mar 11, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently Phoenix AND Las Vegas do.
Seriously, if I told you “it’s an intersection with a Rebel Gas, Walgreens and CVS”, I’ve basically described 50% of the major intersections of roads in Las Vegas.
by eponymous_coward on Mar 11, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Phoenix and Las Vegas are the same city except for the big casinos
big, hot, sprawly, unattractive, and all chain-stored up.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 11, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love that my parents are moving to Phoenix next year
I wanted them to move somewhere neat :( but no…they want to buy a place in Surprise. Unless it’s spring training I’m never going to visit them because of what you just said
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by I'm NOT Corco on Mar 12, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Surprise is my favorite ST site
but yeah, Phoenix – not good. You don’t want to go down there between April and November anyway, unless you like 110 degree heat every damn day.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 12, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're undecided about whether they're selling the house in McCall and staying there for the summers
I’m pressing very hard for them to do that.
But houses are incredibly cheap down there right now
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by I'm NOT Corco on Mar 12, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Candyass.
It’s March 11th already! He should be gritting his way through this. Playing through injuries in ST is what separates the men from the boys.
Batista was so concerned with helping the team he pitched with a broken back last year.
"We are a bad defensive team." -B. Cashman
by Big Jared on Mar 11, 2009 12:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"It says right here: fractured ass!"
I still miss that show.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Mar 11, 2009 2:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ahh...Erik Bedard.
From pitcher Erik Bedard, who was being teased about “a strained ass.” "It’s the gluteus maximus," he said, then laughed. "OK, it’s my ass."
by ThundaPC on Mar 11, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My favorite quote from that article.
"Have I seen a change in Yuni? No," Wakamatsu said. "We’re going to let him go down his road a little longer, then show him why he needs to change." …
Pretty impressed with Wakamatsu, probably helps a bit starting with a clean slate. But still…
by Kermit. on Mar 11, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's Canadian.
They overexaggerate.
You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.
by Sentinel on Mar 12, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think it's possible to over exaggerate.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Mar 12, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's the wrongest statement ever made
It’s so wrong that the universe crapped out a retarded poop baby golem named Phil just so it could punch the turd in the face and say “Wrong!”
by johnbai on Mar 12, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just saying that if you exaggerate you're already beyond reality.
Can you really over exaggerate?
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Mar 13, 2009 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have told you eighteen hundred billion times not to exaggerate.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 13, 2009 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know, and the phrase is redundant
When I got home last night from the bar, I just thought I’d make an effort to show what “over exaggeration” might look like. Reading it today, it’s not nearly as funny.
by johnbai on Mar 13, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It really is quite hard to pitch with a strained ass.
But a few days off usually does the trick.
by r0ry on Mar 12, 2009 11:43 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's not all that's hard to do with a strained ass.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Mar 12, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably injured it mooning Leafs fans.
At least, I hope so
by Matthew on Mar 12, 2009 12:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It was the best thing I could think of involving his ass and stupid Toronto fans
by Matthew on Mar 12, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who moons the Moonmen?
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Mar 12, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
obligatory moonmen pic
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 12, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haven't seen it, actually.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Mar 13, 2009 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go see it today!
Then you’ll know who moons the moonmen watches the watchmen.
by johnbai on Mar 13, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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