3/10: Open Game Thread

by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 10, 2009 12:30 PM PDT in Seattle Mariners Game Threads

Listen live at 1:05. Here are your lineups. It should be a fun game to follow, as the Mariners will be practicing Don Wakamatsu's famous "mouthful of peanuts" drill.

In other news, Roy Corcoran is funny because he's different.

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Roy Corocoran sounds like Hasil Adkins without the musical ability.

by Aaron Campeau on Mar 10, 2009 12:35 PM PDT reply actions

And yet, if somebody said Kenji was funny because of his Japanese accent,

it would be cast in racist tones.

by Matthew on Mar 10, 2009 12:39 PM PDT reply actions

When will southerners catch a break from society?!?!

by Aaron Campeau on Mar 10, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions

When they stop talking like eejits, that's when dammit!

by Matthew on Mar 10, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Kenji is funny because his Japanese accent is delivered in a high voice as the result of fastballs to the groin

by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 10, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Wrecked.

wait, I did that wrong.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Mar 10, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions

It leaves a lasting feeling deep in your abdomen.

by abender20 on Mar 10, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Let’s just say it moved me

TO A BIGGER HOUSE!!!!

by JI on Mar 10, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions

You said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.

by Aaron Campeau on Mar 10, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions

That's bad.

by JI on Mar 10, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions

But it was a reference to a great Simpsons bit.

by Matthew on Mar 10, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions

That's good.

by JI on Mar 10, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Sometimes I feel like we just make the same jokes over and over.

by Matthew on Mar 10, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions

JI doesn't count

by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 10, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions

But the joke comes with a choice of free topping!

by JI on Mar 10, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Bone her?

by Aaron Campeau on Mar 10, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

With Sean Paul playing in the background.

UH OH

by Matthew on Mar 10, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions

That's what she said!

by Robert on Mar 10, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes but inside jokes tear us apart

by JI on Mar 10, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions

by lemonverbena on Mar 10, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions

subject line please

that’s too disturbing to have to stare at constantly.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Mar 10, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm considering making it an animated gif somehow.

by Aaron Campeau on Mar 10, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions

that would be entertaining

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Mar 10, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Please do.

by marc w on Mar 10, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions

It was supposed to be an abstraction

But yes, in the future I will post with a subject line as not to offend you ~~OCD bitches~~ good Americans.

by lemonverbena on Mar 10, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Intended humor or not,

please respect the guidelines of the blog.

by Matthew on Mar 10, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Why?

by royalcurve on Mar 11, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions

I yam what I yam and I yam what I yam that I yam...

by Vatinius on Mar 10, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions 11 recs

My thoughts exactly

dude looks so much like popeye in that pic

by Bearskin Rugburn on Mar 10, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions

This is fucking awesome.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Mar 10, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Your comment is the color of spinach

How appropriate

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on Mar 10, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions

How's this guy doing in the rec race?

Why would I watch Transformers when I can play with them at my house?

by .Taylor on Mar 11, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions

So is there anyway to listen to this?

by JI on Mar 10, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions

The "listen live" link didn't work?

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Mar 10, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Nope, guess not

just clicked it myself.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Mar 10, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Two soup cans and a fuckton of string.

by Aaron Campeau on Mar 10, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions

there's gotta be someone down there with a telegraph

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Mar 10, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions

So no radio, no tv, and no gameday

This GT is going to be the shit.

by JI on Mar 10, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions

We should just make shit up.

by Aaron Campeau on Mar 10, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Raben just doubled!

by Matthew on Mar 10, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions

In the 8th?

by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 10, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions

How'd you know?!

by Matthew on Mar 10, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/3/10/788384/3-10-open-game-thread#12931396

by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 10, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions

This thread has lapped itself and turned meta already.

Who needs Spring Training?

by Matthew on Mar 10, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Tonight on It's The Mind

we examine the phenomenon of deja vu.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Mar 10, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions

about the game or about the world in general?

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Mar 10, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Whheeeeee!!!1

by JI on Mar 10, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions

I had no idea you could hit back to back grand slams.

by Vatinius on Mar 10, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions

The funny thing is that Clement has hit exactly zero home runs since i made this 9 months ago

by JI on Mar 10, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions

So you're saying it's all your fault?

by Aaron Campeau on Mar 10, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm made of 40% luck!

I was at his two FB game

by JI on Mar 10, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Maybe you should move in with him.

by Vatinius on Mar 10, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions

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http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/3/1/777168/the-seattle-mariners-win-t

by Matthew on Mar 10, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions

This post is significantly enhanced by having a subject line.

Thank you.

by johnbai on Mar 10, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Man, I got spoiled by all the ST games last year.

I can’t stand this radio embargo— and to find yourself accidently listening to Dori find a way to blame state employees for higher taxes doesn’t make it any better.

by msb on Mar 10, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions

HOW CAN THEY DO THIS GRIFFEY IS STARTING

by JI on Mar 10, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions

Bon jour!

Amy Nelson has a piece on Aumont today

by msb on Mar 10, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions

They let women write about sports?

by JI on Mar 10, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Feh. As if they could.

by msb on Mar 10, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions

It's hard to hold a pen when you've got a mop in one hand and a shoe catalog in the other

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Mar 10, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions

.

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Mar 10, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions

It's also hard to write when you're asleep on the couch pretending that homemaking is real work

by JI on Mar 10, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions

heh.

I have a friend who was turned down as a writer in college by the Daily’s sports editor (coughLukeEssercough) because girls knew nothing about sports.

by msb on Mar 10, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions