The Seattle Mariners Win The World Series: Day 1
by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 1, 2009 9:10 PM PST
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The Seattle Mariners won the World Series.
Just now. Like a minute ago. Just a minute ago, the Seattle Mariners won the World Series.
I'm not going to write anything tonight, and you're not going to read anything tonight, because I'm a Mariners fan, and you're a Mariners fan, and tonight we go crazy, because THE SEATTLE MARINERS WON THE WORLD SERIES
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I AM IN FUCKING TEARS RIGHT NOW MY ENTIRE BODY IS COVERED IS THOSE THINGS THAT COME OUT WHEN YOU ARE HAPPY
I’VE NEVER BEEN SO FULL OF FUCK YES BUT A PROMISE IS A PROMISE AND WITH THAT I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST IN THE REST OF YOUR LIVES. IT’S BEEN REAL! LETS GO M’S!
SWING AND AN MISS AND THE UNDREAMABLE DREAM IS FINALLY A REALITY! THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST HAS THEIR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
by Robert on Mar 1, 2009 9:36 PM PST reply actions 16 recs
Your entire body is covered in erections?
by OlSalty on Mar 1, 2009 9:40 PM PST up reply actions 15 recs
Is that what he's holding up to his mouth?
I thought that was a beer.
You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.
What's with the pinkie-out while drinking?
I fucking hate you Mariners
he's a delicate young man
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 2, 2009 8:15 AM PST up reply actions
I do the same thing when I drink and people always laugh at me =/
There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!
I only wish Graham could be here with us to enjoy this moment.
Hopefully he’s smiling at us from Heaven.
I know we've been ordered by the Feds not to discuss it.
But man, I still can’t believe he made it all the way into pen with that bomb against Anaheim in Game 7. I thought for sure he was going down after the 2nd gunshot.
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
Thank god there was no suicide pact.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Mar 2, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions
It's not like you could regret the decision once you're dead.
At least you get to keep all his stuff.
by JI on Mar 2, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions
Not if they're not married
community property doesn’t apply if not married.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 2, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions
I didn't say you couldn't just take it before the law shows up
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 2, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions
I HAVE NOTHING MORE TO LIVE FOR
FAREWELL CHAPS
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Yeah I see that now
Always read comment threads before posting
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
Shit guys I forgot the recipe for the WS Celebration Suicide Punch.
Is it two parts arsenic to one part rat poison or is it the other way around?
No, that was May 28th
the day Junior blew out both knees and Chuck Armstrong got GMZ liquored up to convince him that Vidro’s presence was missing from the clubhouse. All that happened that day was Jeff getting fitted for a straight jacket.
He posted a recap in pictures a few days later, but I can’t find the link and our archivist just committed Seppuku.
The fact we traded Moore, and Aumont for Willie Bloomquist just made it better.
We needed grit, hustle, heart and soul to get through this season and thanks to Willie we had enough to share.
BOOYA! You got Slurved!
What about the moment where Ichiro pitches a perfect game only to get shot by Geoff Baker in an interview?
But managed to survive only to be eaten by Silva later?
BOOYA! You got Slurved!
Geoff Baker, I forgot all about him.
They say he still does the “Geoff Baker live show” from remote locations as he is evading the law.
A few weeks ago, I saw a bootleg copy of the GBLS.
He did podcast from the back of a jeep while being chased by mountys. It was kind of awesome. He talked about living day to day off the grid, doing unimaginable things for money when he couldn’t find day labor, running from the police, and how the Mariners would hit better with runners in scoring position if more people weren’t so selfish with their at bats.
I read this as juice drinking cunt for some reason
That would be pretty awesome if we became one of those
I read some of the words in your sentence in the wrong order.
by JI on Mar 1, 2009 10:04 PM PST up reply actions
Why would we want to be cunts that drink juice?
My mind is slurving in and out of reality... THE M'S WON A FUCKING WORLD SERIES I JIZZED IN MY PANTS AND THERE IS A KNIFE IN MY CHEST!
Hahahaha screw you Mayans!
The M’s cause the great purging before your whole sun going out apocalypse thing.
BOOYA! You got Slurved!
I am txting this from the SafeCo parking lot.
It was amazing. The team came out and slapped hands and hugged fans.
Ichiro shook hands for like 30 minutes after the game. He kept saying “We did it! We won this for you Seattle!” Over and over again. Just like everyone always said, the team turned around and really learned how to win the day Ichiro started being a yelling screaming clubhouse leader and selfless team player! What an amazing run!
I couldn’t reach to shake Ichiro’s hand (there were little kids, and I was too happy to be a jerk) but Ichiro looked right at me, smiled and gave me a nod.
The cops are closing off downtown and it looks like the whole place is going into full party mode! Seattle is going crazy!
I LOVE YOU GUYS! I LOVE JACK Z! I LOVE THIS FUCKING TEAM!
THIS IS THE SECOND BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!
THE MARINERS WON THE WORLD SERIES!
THE MARINERS WON THE WORLD SERIES!
THE MARINERS WON THE WORLD SERIES!
i cant do anythibg rtrighht
SWING AND AN MISS AND THE UNDREAMABLE DREAM IS FINALLY A REALITY! THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST HAS THEIR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
by Robert on Mar 1, 2009 10:14 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I don't think Band-Aides are going to work for this
by Fuzz on Mar 1, 2009 10:15 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I think this calls more for Doogie Howser, MD
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Mar 2, 2009 7:34 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Assault?!?!
That’s weak the M’s won a world series! kill that son of a bitch!
My mind is slurving in and out of reality... THE M'S WON A FUCKING WORLD SERIES I JIZZED IN MY PANTS AND THERE IS A KNIFE IN MY CHEST!
What?
Isn’t that how Philadelphia rolls? I was just getting into the spirit….
It's the economy, Manny!
Are we going for heartbreaking or downright tragedy
Heartbreaking is the children’s hospital, a tragedy is Harborview
If you want to go for irony burn down a fire station.
My mind is slurving in and out of reality... THE M'S WON A FUCKING WORLD SERIES I JIZZED IN MY PANTS AND THERE IS A KNIFE IN MY CHEST!
I GOT THE NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES!
NUCLEAR WINTER HERE WE COME BABY!
My mind is slurving in and out of reality... THE M'S WON A FUCKING WORLD SERIES I JIZZED IN MY PANTS AND THERE IS A KNIFE IN MY CHEST!
But then I still have like 100 left over still and Nuclear launch codes are like once in a lifetime opportunity.
And beside I got to launch em all before Jack Bauer gets here.
My mind is slurving in and out of reality... THE M'S WON A FUCKING WORLD SERIES I JIZZED IN MY PANTS AND THERE IS A KNIFE IN MY CHEST!
by Slurvey on Mar 1, 2009 10:35 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Come on Fuzz
we know the outfield was good this year but this meme was killed by the all-star break.
Rec'd for 24 reference
As if Jack Bauer would ever give you a chance to say that though. He always kicks in the door just as you’re saying “before Ja…” – oh shit.
Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!
by seattlecougar on Mar 2, 2009 11:38 AM PST up reply actions
Finally, now I can be a happy drunk.
Instead of a surly, depressed drunk. Thank you Seattle!
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Who did we play again?
I have been away for a while. When we beat the Angels in the ALCS I decided to send myself into a coma.
We defeated the San Diego Padres.
Which made the victory all that much more emotionally satisfying.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Oh right.
Thank god it was them and not the Phillies. It would be like playing Mariner’s past. Beating the Royals in the ALDS was good as well.
Boy that Strike-O-matic kid is really good, but Willie choking helped us in the long run
by Fuzz on Mar 1, 2009 11:05 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Willie didn't choke, his grit just let him down.
Its really a sad thing when such a hardworking guy’s grit lets him down.
Its too bad the Nationals got knocked out in the NLDS.
I was hoping for an M’s vs. Nationals WS. Basically two worsts to firsts.
If only they hadn't forced Strasburg to start 162 games during the regular season.
They might have stood a chance in the playoffs.
I agree.
It was such a feel good story, triumphing over the Red Sox, Yankees, and the Rays to win the AL East, and Adam Jones blossoming into the 5 tool star he is now.
I find it funny how all that spending the Yankees did last year after not making the playoffs didn't do much for them at all
If a 90+ win season leads to the conclusion that they should spend a quarter of a billion dollars…how much will they spend for a 75 win season?
Well you have to remember that Texiera was injured in the first game of the season.
A-Rod getting banned from baseball for his steroid use didn’t help much either but he is so unclutch that he wouldn’t have mattered in the playoffs anyway.
I'm amazed
With the increases in popularity of SBN and now their partnership with Yahoo, I’m amazed that Jeff still appears to have a high amount of creative control. It’s weird to see that happen these days.
INM GIGGLING LIKED A HYENA ON ACID RIGHT NOW
CANTR BELIEVE THIS HIS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!! WE DIUD URT!~
NOTHING WILL TOP THIS, LIKE>EVER WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!?!
I'M SO HAPPY MY CANOE MADE IT TO SEATTLE FOR GAME 7
IT WAS DIFFICULT AT TIMES ESPECIALLY WHEN GOING THROUGH THE NORTHERN PASSAGE, BUT HOLY SHIT IT WAS WORTH IT. APOLOGIES TO THE FAMILY OF THAT BOY I MUTILATED IN THE INTERNET CAFE DURING THE GAME THREAD WHEN SILVA WAS SEEN WARMING UP IN THE BULLPEN.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Mar 2, 2009 2:37 AM PST reply actions 7 recs
Don't you remember??
He passed away in the most inspiring game World Series game 6 of recent memory! That shoulder cancer was just too much for him… He still managed to tough it out through seven innings, strike out 9 batters, and allow only one run. AMAZING!!
I'm sorry, but this just proves what a terrible trade it really was
I mean, yes, he got through 7 innings, good on the lad. But, he’s just always getting injured… and, I’m not 100% sure about this, but death sounds like it could be a case for DL… maybe even the 60-day DL, though that might be pushing it a bit.
by Indigo_Satellite on Mar 2, 2009 6:09 AM PST up reply actions
True
But putting him on the Death List (Infinite DL) means we get to retain Eric’s ghost eternally for spiritual reasons only known to the voodoo practicing Mariner Moose! Maybe THATS what mojo is….
Special footage of Bedard's epic game 6 no hitter in the World Series:
by OlSalty on Mar 2, 2009 8:04 AM PST up reply actions 6 recs
I still can't motherfucking believe
KEN MOTHERGODDAMNFUCKING GRIFFEY JR hit a WALKOFF!
I’m getting drunk.
Jaded as I am anymore
I’m pretty sure I would shit my pants/cry/laugh hysterically were this to ever occur.
Gom’s!
Well I just got back to Alaska after a night in Seattle celebrating the win.
An entire section of AK Mariner fans at Safeco really pushed the limits of what you can get away with without being kicked out. I really think 40 loincloth clad hairy Alaskan mountain men right behind home plate did a lot to distract Padre pitching.
In hindsight, the moose stampede through Pioneer square was a mistake.
Fear the NPE
WOOO Champions!!!
Cyrax got his net back!!!
Zombie Cobain has appeared at Wrigley Field working with the ground crew!
Timesplitters 4 lives!
A 2D Castlevania game is coming out on the XBOX360!
Chris Farley’s corpse is dancing in a little tuxedo!
I piss Mountain Dew!
Lorenz Tate finally becomes a big time actor as he long deserved!
Jeff finally came out of the closet!!!
Coach can grow a beard!
Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Kentucky has formed their own country off the coast of India and away from us!
Graham admits he is a cracker homie!
Cookie Stix have returned!
Did I miss anything?
he didn't say which August
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 2, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions
I guess the Cubs will have to wait another year.
It’s a shame, they were so close until Griffey shut the door on them.
I spent $25,000 and sacrificed three goats to get tickets to Seattle and tickets to the game
and it was totally worth it
but now you're goatless
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 2, 2009 9:34 AM PST up reply actions
you say that now but when your garbage disposal stops working and you have no goats
will it still be worth it?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 2, 2009 9:40 AM PST up reply actions
This just in:
Ichiro has commandeered the team jet for a flight down to Papua New Guinea. He’s going to buy the entire supply of SP Lager and bring it back for the celebration parade!
Free Stephen "Awesome" Strasburg!
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