PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC
TOKYO (AP)—Ichiro Suzuki’s hitting slump was extended Sunday when Japan defeated the Yomiuri Giants 2-1 in a warm-up game for the World Baseball Classic.
The Seattle Mariners outfielder was moved into the leadoff spot after batting third in Japan’s previous warm-up games but went hitless in five at-bats.
Suzuki was also hitless in Saturday’s 7-2 loss to the Seibu Lions.
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YOU PASS THE TEST.
I love the fact that the Mods here love MST3K as much as I do. Well okay, maybe not quite as much as I do (I’m a bit obsessed with the show), but damn, close enough.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
But is your name based on an MST3K episode?
"Why is it every time I need to get somewhere, we get waylaid by jackassery?" - Dr. Venture
Uh-oh!
Oops!
My keyboard won't write in cursive!
by shonjuan on Mar 1, 2009 6:25 PM PST reply actions
Sorry!
Keyoard-is-roke—-goodye!
My keyboard won't write in cursive!
by shonjuan on Mar 1, 2009 6:29 PM PST reply actions
I STILL DON'T SEE A FLOOR!!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
Ichiro normally struggles in Spring Training.
Soriano into deep right, Ichiro back, at the wall...Yankees win!
by Robert on Mar 1, 2009 6:39 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
"Please don't panic, but THE GILL MAN HAS ESCAPED, OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!"

This signature space for rent.
So if Ichiro starts sucking.
We should see stories on how he is a team player with heart and hustle, right?
And how he is selfish.
Now if it’s Griffey sucking then you’ll see stories about how the rest of the team not carrying the weight and Griffey is a casualty.
BOOYA! You got Slurved!
His eyyyyyyyes on the sandwich
"Why is it every time I need to get somewhere, we get waylaid by jackassery?" - Dr. Venture
and you were going to see Crow's eyes leave his face
by JI on Mar 1, 2009 9:08 PM PST up reply actions
These don't take any time at all anymore
by Jeff Sullivan on Mar 2, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions
I'll trade you GIF knowledge for Retrosheet knowledge.
It’s time for Senators GIFs.
I was expecting famous filibusters from the US Senate
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Mar 2, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions
My favorite panic moment was from the first bloopers special
Where Servo’s head falls off and they all start freaking out.
Ah, bloopers
Whenever my brother and I start to argue, and the phrase, “What were you thinking?!” gets thrown into the argument, the other almost always responds with, “I was thinking it would be nice if my hand was in there!”
Which of course cracks us up, and there are maybe four people on the planet earth that would get that joke. Maybe that’s shooting high.

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