OFFTOP 2/9/09 Dr. Bob Edition
In honor of the QC Fanpost I would like to take this opportunity to give a New Orleans tradition a try. Dr. Bob is a local artist famous for his Be Nice Or Leave signs intended to be hung above the entry ways of businesses and homes. They are actually pretty cool and have become a bit of a local phenomenon.
This coming weekend is Valentine's day. In honor of that I present the following Rehabilitating Mr. Wiggles strip. Courtesy of neilswaab.com.
Also, this passage from fmylife.com sums up most of the V Days in my life.
Today, I got an email from the local D&D meet up group that the next meeting will be on Feb. 14th. I don't know what is more sad... that the group is meeting on valentines day or that I have nothing better to do but go. FML
Anyone have anything outside the norm planned for this weekend?
Also, and this is just to make y'all's (double contraction for the win) day a little bit brighter, here is the current weather at my location:
ENI Base Camp Weather - Oliktok Point, AK
41 below is cold, cold, cold.
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Is anyone taking their significant other out to dinner on Saturday?
I am taking my Ladyfriend to the Marx Bros. Cafe at the Anchorage Museum. In my nice suit and she finally gets to wear one of the dresses she got in Hawaii. $100 a plate but that comes with multiple courses and wine for every course.
Here is a question: I am picking up the tab for this. Does that excuse me from flowers & Candy or is that still a must?
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I believe you are technically excused, but buying an inexpensive bunch of tulips is a thoughtful gesture.
Even if when it’s not Valentines Day.
Great Caesar's ghost!
I am taking mrs. pdb
to Serratto. Great food, not-stuffy atmosphere, and not ridiculously expensive.
Whether picking up the tab exempts you from auxiliary gifts depends on the woman. I would suggest staying away from buying candy, because that’s the ultimate “I didn’t know what to get you so here’s a box of candy instead” gift. And with flowers, go with something that’s not roses.
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by pdb on Feb 9, 2009 8:52 AM PST up reply actions
Just glanced at the Serratto menu -
This looks amazing.
Baby spinach with candied walnuts, honeycrisp apples, Manchego cheese and bacon vinaigrette
Great Caesar's ghost!
I love that place
and they change things up regularly enough to keep it fresh. That baby spinach dish is fantastic, though, that’s been on the menu a while. Manchego is one of my favorite cheeses in the world.
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by pdb on Feb 9, 2009 8:57 AM PST up reply actions
Me too - have you ever made frico (melted manchego or reggiano crisps)? Heavenly.
Great Caesar's ghost!
No, but that sounds fantastic
I’ll have to give that a shot.
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by pdb on Feb 9, 2009 9:03 AM PST up reply actions
I don't know about that advice
go with something that’s not roses.
My girlfriend was not too happy with me last year when I was only able to find yellow roses. All the red ones were gone / totally wilted. She’s pretty set on RED ROSES.
the other angels fan
They're just so trite though
I don’t like following scripts. Everyone expects red roses, so I go with tulips or something else colorful. Red roses are also hellishly expensive this week. If your girlfriend is so hung up on the color of flowers she gets, and is not grateful for the fact that you’re getting her getting flowers, she might need to look at her priorities a bit closer.
(don’t mean to sound rude, but that “red roses or nothing” attitude is why I DETEST Valentine’s day)
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Or be different and spend your money with a local artist.
I have met this woman and she does cool work.
I get what you're saying
but she really likes flowers and really likes traditions/routines. She doesn’t ever expect roses the rest of the year, and it’s just part of the day for her.
the other angels fan
It really is the thought that counts...
It is my experience that the cost or content of the gift isn’t what matters most. What matters most is that you take the time and effort to give a thoughtful gift. This gift may be flowers or candy, it could be anything really, as long as it is personal and shows genuine caring about what your sweetie likes.
I previously posted as "Man From Nantucket"
If I fail to buy pounds of very nice chocolate on Valentine's Day
I should start shopping for a new place to live. My wife is not a big fan of roses since we have tons of roses in our yard already. Chocolate however is very important no matter what else I may have done for her.
Wifey and I are going to Spinasse on friday.
I’ve heard many good things, and we actually got to spend a couple weeks in Piemonte last summer so eager to get our tajarin/nebbiolo fix locally. As a strange coincidence, I flooded that space when I was in high school, working on an old bathtub directly above. The owner of the cafe (Globe?) was not happy with me.
Not taking her out
Making dinner. It’s gotten to be a tradition, and I like it.
Yeah, perhaps it’s not different enough from a regular day, but that’s OK… esp. given that our anniversary is so close to Valentine’s, it seems like the 14th just isn’t as big of a deal. I’d be in trouble if I forgot it outright, mind you.
We usually do the same thing.
Just stay home and try a new receipe, then watch a movie or something.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Same here
Prefer having dinner at home.
But this year I’ve planned an entire activity filled day thats a surprise to her.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Feb 9, 2009 12:24 PM PST up reply actions
I hate going out to dinner on Valentine's Day.
Just like New Year’s Eve. Too many people. Too many expectations of perfections.
Bah humbug.
But fresh flowers—I echo the no red roses unless she’s a complete traditionalist—are always appreciated.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Feb 9, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
Thankfully after 2 years in and now being engaged,
We are just swapping cards and having a dinner in at home. I can’t stand Valentine’s day, so this is a best case scenario for me.
In your case, if you’re so inclined, go for getting her some flowers or something on the 13th. May be a pleasant surprise for her.
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
The problem is that I get home on Friday so the flowers I find for her will be whatever is left.
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Yeah. Aside from the dinner we are also booking a night at the nicest hotel in Anchorage. Champagne waiting in the room.
The problem is that I don’t know her mailing address because we live in the same apartment complex. She works weird hours because she goes to school, so work is out. Not a lot of spontaneity if I have to call and say the flowers will be there at this time be sure you are home.
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So, is she going to give you her Mickey Mantle for your Felix rookie card?
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Throw in a Van Poppel. It's Valentines day.
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that would have to be one hell of a Snuggie
I’ve only been in that kind of cold once in my life, and I never want to do it again. Not fun.
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by pdb on Feb 9, 2009 9:00 AM PST up reply actions
A funny as I would thik it is, that's the sort of thing that I would never live down if caught up here wearing.
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Depending on your point of view (whether or not you enjoy unintentional comedy more than intentional comedy)
the Snuggie is either the best or worst invention of all time.
by seattlebruin on Feb 9, 2009 10:28 AM PST up reply actions
That fact that it's apparently popular makes it a good invention in a business sense.
The fact that it’s apparently popular is a sad commentary on common sense.
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BUT WHAT IF I WANT TO MAKE A PHONE CALL AND BE WARM AT THE SAME TIME?
WON’T ANYBODY THINK OF MY HANDS??
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I keep telling you to stop using your suit of armor for warmth while you watch TV.
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As long as no one is actually wearing them to ballgames
by seattlebruin on Feb 9, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions
Team Snuggies! There's your fortune right there.
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LL Snuggie night at the Safe?
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Feb 9, 2009 12:25 PM PST up reply actions
does it have to be a real snuggie
or could I cheat with a reversed fleece robe?
by msb on Feb 9, 2009 7:19 PM PST up reply actions
I have a wooden barrell with suspenders. Would that work?
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I'm waiting for this to happen at some point anyway
We should jump in on the copyright at least
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
HAHAHAHAHA YOU R POOR AND U SUCK
but then I have no snuggle or slanket so I’m just lame.
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by pdb on Feb 9, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions
If I paid attention to the Grammys I'd probably be annoyed
but that would require giving the Grammys any sort of serious consideration, which just isn’t worth doing. Even for awards shows, which have a pretty low bar as to quality, the Grammys are a joke – this, after all, is the organization that gave Jethro Tull a “Best Heavy Metal” Grammy instead of Metallica.
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by pdb on Feb 9, 2009 9:06 AM PST up reply actions
Right. I clearly give them as much credence as I give any other stodgy awards show, but still...
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My wife wanted to see one of the performers so she had it on.
I heard her groan both times Coldplay won an award so I had to say something. I agree that the Grammy’s are a joke. If nothing else they do offer an opportunity to see how crappy many vocalists are live.
God that pissed me off
When that happened I remember saying “who the fuck is Jethro Tull? Must be some 70’s era metal legend, like Black Sabbath or something.” After hearing JT, I decided I’d never again watch the Grammy’s
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Swoooooon.
However, how did Lil’ Wayne beat out Lupe for a Grammy? “The Cool” was a significantly better (and more meaningful) album than any of the dreck Lil’ Wayne mumbles out about bling and hoes.
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I'm going to leave the rest of this discussion to Teej and Fogel but Lil' Wayne is amazing
by Jeff Sullivan on Feb 9, 2009 9:14 AM PST up reply actions
He is good at what he does, but I've long tired of trite Money/Cash/Cars/Hoes rap.
That’s why Lupe is so awesome. You usually only get those sort of thoughtful lyrics out of the Common Markets of the world (which is still fantastic).
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I thought T.I.'s album was better than Lil' Wanye's...but to each his own.
I fucking hate you Mariners
"The Cool" was better than both. Oh well. I suppose it only furthers my hip hop snobbery
to enjoy something that the awards shows aren’t extolling. It’s always more fun to snob on about stuff that isn’t on the radio every 7 minutes.
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I haven't listened to the radio in years. And hadn't listend to Lupe's album either.
But between Lil’ Wayne and T.I. I would have picked T.I.’s.
At least Lupe was nominated…seems like some of the better albums don’t get nominated because no one knows who the heck people are sometimes and the cool thing is to pick the popular people.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Didn't watch, don't know
but here’s the performance, and some other notable ones as well.
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by pdb on Feb 9, 2009 9:21 AM PST up reply actions
Too bad Chris Brown was busy busting up Rihanna...that would have been nice to see him perform.
I fucking hate you Mariners
I love everything about get on your boots but Bono.
I think his lyrics are a little weak and I don’t really like the “you don’t know how” slow part of the Chorus.
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Hey, an award statue!
Awww, it’s just a grammy.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Feb 9, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions
Sorry if it's already been posted,
but there’s a new RRS post up.
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I just realized something
This year is Safeco Field’s 10th birthday. I remember when it was just a toddler, throwing up all over itself and mashing strained carrots into its hair; now, before we know it, it’ll be asking to stay out past 9pm and getting a surly pre-teen attitude.
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On the other hand, it's nice that it's not peeing the bed anymore.
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Yeah, that's always awkward.
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by pdb on Feb 9, 2009 9:58 AM PST up reply actions
Time flies. I still remember watching the Kingdome implode.
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It's going to be awkward when it dates
by Jeff Sullivan on Feb 9, 2009 10:02 AM PST up reply actions
"Oh you'll open your roof for anyone who gives you the time of day"
by Jeff Sullivan on Feb 9, 2009 10:03 AM PST up reply actions
YOU DON'T OPEN YOUR ROOF FOR JUST ANYONE DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
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They'll have to move to a bigger place
by Jeff Sullivan on Feb 9, 2009 10:06 AM PST up reply actions
the 'rents were going to turn that into an office
but if the kid never gets a job I guess it’ll have to stay a bedroom.
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What, no OKC joke here?
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They'd have to adopt
Quest’s roof is open all the time.
Safeco needs a skyscraper, or the space needle.
by JI on Feb 9, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions
I'll still accept Safeco, even if it goes all bi-movable roof on us and shacks up with Rogers Centre
I fucking hate you Mariners
Make sure you ALWAYS put a tarp down! Here, stick one in your wallet.
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We're the only team to open up a new stadium halfway through the season...
by JI on Feb 9, 2009 10:23 AM PST up reply actions
That still bugs me
There was no need to do that. Wait until the following Opening Day.
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If I ever open a restaurant I hope Jose Mesa comes into my restaurant so I can spit in his baked potato
by Jeff Sullivan on Feb 9, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions
It's good to have a dream to hold on to
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How the hell did Jose Mesa manage to lose 101 games as a relief pitcher?
by seattlebruin on Feb 9, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions
That is astonishing! At least baseball fans got to see a lot of this:

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I love how despite examples like Jose Mesa where a terrible starter becomes a great reliever
people refuse to believe that it’s really God damn easy to find cheap, effective relievers.
by seattlebruin on Feb 9, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
The funny part about this picture is whenever I think of Jose Mesa, that's always what I picture in my head.
Never his face..but the top of his hat. FOR SHAME!
I fucking hate you Mariners
I didn't know he used to be a starter.
Or that he apparently had a kid when he was 13.
by seattlebruin on Feb 9, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions
Got a little rowdy during his Bar Mitzvah party
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Well, his wife had a kid when he was 13. Or so.
apparently he wasn’t actually involved in the production of the first one.
I saw a preview for the new HBO show "East Bound and Down" yesterday.
The show’s premise is a former major leaguer (Danny McBride) returns home to be a substitute P.E. teacher. It turns out his former team is the Mariners (well, probably just a “generic” Seattle team). >:(
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Feb 9, 2009 10:11 AM PST reply actions
Yeah, I can't wait for that to start
It could be horrible but it looks really funny.
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I'm super pumped too.
But I just buried my face in my hands when I saw “Seattle” on his jersey.
Hopefully they won’t be butts of too many more jokes once they get good.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Feb 9, 2009 10:28 AM PST up reply actions
I thought the premise of the show was that he was released for being a bad pitcher.
How is that an indictment of the Mariners?
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Well, he was obviously a loser pitcher, and I just have the feeling that the team is going to be painted in an unfavorable light.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Feb 9, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions
Unless they're licensed with MLB
it’s going to be just “generic Seattle” team. But really, I wouldn’t worry about it – Seattle’s civic pride will not be damaged by a pay-cable TV show, and no one will think less of the Mariners than they already do because of it.
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It would be really hard for Seattle sports to get any worse than last year
we’d have to draft Mark Sanchez and then have him either A. rape someone or B. blow out a knee within two days of being drafted.
by seattlebruin on Feb 9, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
A. and B. are not mutually exclusive, you know.
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Or blow out a knee while raping someone
I can’t believe I just said that.
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Late AND low brow. For shame!
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Maybe if his last name was Chmura.
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I have no idea who that is, but my mind warped it into Chara
and now I am sad.
Former Packers tight end.
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next thing you know I'll be gif bombing
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Well, if you manage to make a Sanchez knee-tear+rape gif you really have no choice.
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I guess I'm just being too sensitive.
We’ve become the butt of jokes again, and it makes me sad.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Feb 9, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions
I'm hoping he's a sucky pitcher cut because his team is in a rebuilding phase.
Everything he does turns to shit and he’s completely miserable, and despised by everyone around him. Even his dog runs away. Immediately following his departure, everyone on the team has a bonding moment, unite, and despite being league average career utility players, they destroy the league with slap singles, bunts, stolen bases, walks, grit, and hustle and make the playoffs behind their three ace pitchesr, who are nicknamed “The Guns of the Navarone” by the public and the press.
In my mind I’ll use him as a proxy for Carlos Silva, and will be very happy.
Re: Seattle's Civic Pride
Seattle is one of the most often cited cities when people ask about unique American experiences. Most everyone considers Seattle to be cool. I’d say the 5 most unique American cites would be Seattle, New York, Boston, New Orleans, and Miami.
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Seattle is also one of the most hypersensitive cities about its image
I don’t remember the exact quote, but Dan Savage once said something like “Seattle likes to think it’s Paris. When told it is not in fact Paris, it hides in the closet and cries until someone comes and makes it feel better”.
Which is kinda sad, really, because Seattle is a great mid-sized American city and doesn’t need to constantly reaassure itself about how wonderful it is.
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Replace Seattle with San Francisco
and I totally agree.
I think the typical Seattlites response to anything negative said about Seattle is more like ‘Oh, you must not be from here’. In which case, I think Seattlites are very much like Parisians.
In the Parisian's defense, Paris is the greatest city on Earth.
I don’t really care for San Fransisco and find Seattle to be it’s superior in most respects.
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San Francisco is the hybrid love child of Seattle and LA.
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I would say that Seattle is the love child of SF and LA actually
but that’s just a technicality.
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I wasn't going for history so much as the mentality.
San Francisco has some of the funkiness/laid back attitude of Seattle, but is also infected with a slight case of Los Angelitis.
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I think we can all agree that San Diego is the best city on Eartn
by seattlebruin on Feb 9, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions
San Diego was tremendously disappointing.
by Aaron Campeau on Feb 9, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions
You are hurting my feelings now
what’s next, telling me that Griffey sucks?
by seattlebruin on Feb 9, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions
I've been considering San Diego for my next vacation.
Or spring training, but I don’t want to wait that long. Anyone have suggestions for vacation destinations?
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Riverside!
Capitol of the Inland Empire!
by seattlebruin on Feb 9, 2009 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah, probably not.
I’d need a full month off to see all of that wonderful place.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Like all things, it depends on what you want.
Hustle and bustle?
Relaxed?
Good food?
Music?
Outdoor activities?
Warm or cold weather?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Feb 9, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions
Relaxed, good food, warm.
These would all be nice. Neither Jeanuts or I are big fans of massive crowds, although occasionally something like Vegas is nice (but we just did that a while back).
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
If you're looking for cheap tickets and warm, yeah, SD is a good bet.
But the cost of things are higher down there, I believe. I like it though because it’s laid back.
I, of course, would make the bid for New Orleans, which is warm and relaxed and has cheap deals in March because Mardi Gras is over. Festivals tend to be free, food is reasonable, and alcohol is cheap.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Feb 9, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
Cost of things is really only a problem over the long term
over the time span of a vacation, I would call it ~negligible
by seattlebruin on Feb 9, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
The cost while we're there aren't a huge deal.
I would love to go to New Orleans, maybe I’ll suggest that one. We’re going to Mexico in late 2010, so something a little different might be nice.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
One of the reasons I am flying to New Orleans for Mardi Gras
is that it was cheaper than going to Vegas.
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I think I'll skip Mardi Gras.
Too insane for me.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Plus it doesn't show the city well
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Feb 9, 2009 12:29 PM PST up reply actions
That's what I've heard.
I want to be able to move around if I go there.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Which is difficult if you're face down in a gutter.
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Or if the gutter is full of frat boys.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Right, either way it's a mobility limiter.
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I think everyone except Jeff can agree that San Diego is the best city on Earth
by seattlebruin on Feb 9, 2009 12:11 PM PST up reply actions
I actually almost posted "and no one mention that I don't currently live in San Diego"
by seattlebruin on Feb 9, 2009 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
Other than proximity to Stone brewery, yeah.
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Given that we're built on a network of freeways, Stone isn't far away from anyone
by Jeff Sullivan on Feb 9, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
The only thing Temecula is close to is Murrieta
which blows even more than Temecula
by seattlebruin on Feb 9, 2009 12:20 PM PST up reply actions
Escondido isn't THATwell escondido'd
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I still spend roughly 30% of my time in San Diego
and 45% of my awake time
by seattlebruin on Feb 9, 2009 12:22 PM PST up reply actions
Why do you consider Paris to be the greatest city on Earth?
I don’t 100% disagree (although I tend to favor London), but I’m curious as to why you think so.
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London was a little too stuffy for my tastes.
Paris just has everything. It is such a comfortable and dynamic city. I love the atmosphere and attitude. Just everything about Paris is perfect but the drivers.
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Sobre gustos no hay nada decir.
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Good point.
My high school Spanish teacher used to use “decir”, and until now I hadn’t thought to believe otherwise.
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After an extensive google search, it appears it's more standard to use escrito anyway.
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San Francisco is my favorite city.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Feb 9, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions
His uppercut got lonely with Edmonds gone.
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Apparently the Hoffpauirs are a prolific NL Central minor league family force to be reckoned with.
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Adam Kennedy
rates as +10 2B, Lopez over his career is about average and the projected difference in their bats (not incl. playing time) is less than 10 runs.
Just for what it’s worth.
He's played 2 innings there in his entire career.
Not sure he’d make a good transition.
Looking at him more closely
he might be a nice pickup for a team that has an opening. Over the last three years he’s been worth 1.1, -0.9, and 1.7 wins. That’s about 2/3 of a win a year (but with the best performance coming most recently, for what it’s worth). In addition, those 1.7 wins last year came in 365 PA.
So that’s possibly a 1-2 win player for league minimum.
the other angels fan
What the hell?
Even being conservative with his defense, Kennedy projects as a ~1.5 win regular next season. Weird.
by Jeff Sullivan on Feb 9, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions
LaRussa was probably tired of his career numbers against certain pitchers
being 2 for 9 or 1 for 5, and decided he was no good.
the other angels fan
For Jeff:
‘I love catching a glimpse of my tattoos when I strip down and take a shower’ Eliza tells Maxim
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Hmmmm. . .
“I like guys who play hard and have calluses on their hads,” she tells the magazine. “Any guy who’s been raised in a bubble hasn’t lived enough for me. Scars and broken body parts and tattoos are hot.”
Translation: I need a Roughneck.
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Maybe she thinkgs carpal tunnel is hot Jeff ;)
I fucking hate you Mariners
She likes her men tatted up too.
Time to get that Daniel Alfredsson ink on your junk.
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What in blue blazes is this doing on Fox News?
by Jeff Sullivan on Feb 9, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions
I don't think anyone can safely answer this question in regards to the TOS.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Her new show is on Fox?
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Joss!
I’m way more excited for Doll House than I should be.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Feb 9, 2009 2:17 PM PST up reply actions
Looks like it will take a few episodes to get rolling.
hopefully Fox will let it.
this time.
by msb on Feb 9, 2009 7:22 PM PST up reply actions
Fox News printed something I wrote once.
Obviously they just hit the enter button without caring one way or the other.
I’m the quote directly following the line Reaction from the critics was swift.
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It's bad enough the article started with a Jamie Lynn Spears reference.
What journalism that is.
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You know, I never even noticed that.
Odd because I was so stupidly proud of my Joe Quesada hate being picked up by the Associated Press that I have read and shown this article dozens of times. That is terrible journalism.
For the record though, Joe Q can die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.
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Quesada shiould have stuck to penciling.
Things went quickly downhill when he took over.
61/755: KGJ's homer totals, or Rosie O'Donnell's age/weight in 2019?
I plan on attending next years Comic Con in san Diego.
If he is there and gives a talk, I will probably get arrested.
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I've always wanted to go to San Diego for Comicon
I agree about Joe Q as EIC. Marvel’s last two major “events” have been crap. Whenever I see a cover penciled by him I get excited before I realize that he only did the cover.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Feb 9, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions
It goes further than thinking he is a bad EIC for me.
I quite literally hate the son of a bitch.
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Tell me more...
What’s this egregious sin that he has committed to earn your hate?
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Feb 9, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions
The systematic rape and destruction of both Spider-Man and the X-Men.
I had to stop reading the Amazing Spider-Man. Let me try to put this into perspective. I have been reading comics since I was 8 years old. I turned 29 last October. I have been reading the Amazing Spider-Man every month for more than 20 years. And now I don’t. What he did to Peter and Mary Jane was so against character, so outright disgusting and offensive that I will never forgive him. I would literally spit in his face if we ever met.
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Gotcha
The One More Day and Brand New Day ideas were pretty terrible and felt like giant cop-outs. I never read any of those but what I read about them mad me pretty upset. What about the X-Men? I enjoyed Joss Whedon’s run on Astonishing X-Men but haven’t read any other X-titles in years.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Feb 9, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions
Joss' Astonishing run was excellent . . . when it actually shipped. He still gets a junk punch for killing Kitty.
But the whole “no more mutants” thing has been slowly ruining the X-Men. The reasoning for why some have powers and some don’t is just so stupid. If they felt there were too many mutants maybe they should have forced the writers to quit making new characters every month the last 10 years.
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No one died in his Runaways stint
Granted it was a short one. But he does love killing people, Sadly in Astonishing it had to be Kitty. I wouldn’t worry too much thought. As they say “No one stays dead in comics.”
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Feb 9, 2009 10:20 PM PST up reply actions
Mostly I was mad that after finally being together Peter loses Kitty.
They were always my favorite X couple. Even when the age difference was creepy.
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No Politics
I think you should read the LL style guide
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/9/3/606879/the-lookout-landing-style
before you try to become a full fledged member of this community.
by JI on Feb 9, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Proper capitalization please
It appears that you included a superfluous capital P in your subject line. We here at LL encourage legible user commentary and if you would like to participate then I suggest developing a better familiarization with grammatical etiquette.
by Jeff Sullivan on Feb 9, 2009 12:13 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
What do you think you've personally contributed to LL in terms of memes, sayings, etc?
I like to take credit for coining GMZ and starting the OTFPOTD trend.
I think I tend to contribute sigs, and that's about it.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Putz Cockpunch, Disco Willie, Turbo image, Funk Blast #2, Courage the rally lion gif
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Feb 9, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions
Courage somehow lost his face....
oh nevermind it was another link
http://radscientist.com/joel/mariners/courage.gif
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by Scruffy Lefty on Feb 9, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions
Jack shit!
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
Scrappy, zomg no politics, worser paint, DO. NOT. WANT., whatever else I decide that I want you suckers to follow along with
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gifs
JeffClown
Dismissing something as “gay” in an ironic fashion.
Writing hilarious parodies of AP articles and posting them on the front page using my alt screenname of “Jeff”
by JI on Feb 9, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions
This is my favorite
Dismissing something as "gay" in an ironic fashion.
by Dewey N on Feb 9, 2009 6:22 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Also el Jefe which I still insist is fucking genius.
by Aaron Campeau on Feb 9, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions
Unless you are implying that he is literally having sex with a member of mensa
And in that case, perhaps you should respect Jeff’s private life.
What Jeff and Graham do when Jeff is in town is none of my business.
by Aaron Campeau on Feb 9, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions
No, the way the sentance reads in that scenario is that he is fucking genius itself.
As in the concept of genius is currently in the throws of passion. And admit it, that is one sexy concept.
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Sadly I gave us the shift key.
I think I’m also the originator of “Sorry NOLA”
P.S. I'm glad that GMZ has found it's way into popular use
one of my many dreams is that USSM picks up on GMZ, and then someone on the team picks up on it and it gets used on air someday.
Derek doesn't really exist.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Existence is just a rumor.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Feb 9, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions
existencetraderumours.com?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
When Derek falls in the forest
No one hears it.
Which is really sad, ‘cause the bike is just lying there, it’s front wheel spinning aimlessly.
by msb on Feb 9, 2009 7:25 PM PST up reply actions
You may have popularized it, but Libro had the idea of OTDODs first.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Cocky son of a bitch
I fucking hate you Mariners
Red Bull and Jolt Gum are PEDs now?
BLOGGING’S BEEN TAINTED, AND EVERYONE DID IT!
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Incidentally I have never tried either one of these
by Jeff Sullivan on Feb 9, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions
He just got that line from his union rep
the truth will come out tomorrow.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Feb 9, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions
Is that a tough goal to attain?
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Knowing is half the battle.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Too bad your ass got saaaaaaaacked.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Feb 9, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions
Hey, kid! I'm a computer!
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Feb 9, 2009 10:21 PM PST up reply actions
The only thing I've contributed to Lookout Landing is a Drunk post with some nifty tags.
Though the fact I was able to tag a post “Needs more Clown Jeff” and not get banned I feel is rather impressive.
There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!
An update on a previous topic.
I don’t expect this to really spawn a discussion but I thought some of you may interested to know that the young housekeeper quit today. She wasn’t here long enough for it to have been caused by one of us. I assume she was just one of those people for whom working up here is great in theory but miserable in practice.
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So much for the great psychological experiment.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
I'm loving this weather site you posted, wyrm
And I don’t ever want to be somewhere where a 4 mph wind causes a 15 degree swing in Wind Chill temp. That’s unfathomable. This is a hell of a weather station site though. Lots of great info to be found in the graphs and records
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Length of drive is not relevant to tipping amount
20% is baseline.
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by pdb on Feb 9, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions
Is 20% baseline for delivery drivers?
I had always heard more like 10-15%.
by Aaron Campeau on Feb 9, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions

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