OFFTOP 2.6.09
Hello loyal readers...and I mean readers. I'm using the OFFTOP today to try and earn points to get myself a few books for the price of shipping. Is anyone here a member of Bookins? On Bookins, you can get used books (or DVDs, turns out) for the price of shipping. You sign up, create a list of books you're willing to trade, and then earn points by shipping off books of your own (you print pre-paid labels and stick them in the mailbox). Unfortunately, you need points to get a book shipped, and turns out no one wants my cheesy chick-lit novels, and I'm not willing to give up my non-fiction as I'm saving them for the day I have a library. But I figure other people are ready to surrender their good books, and there are a lot of readers around here who might be interested in this site. If you are, click the link below. If you join and ship a book, I get points! Weeeeee!
I know we do the book review thing a lot around here, but I'm looking to read some classics, as I don't think English class endeared me to them. Any recommendations?
Also, did anyone else who read Twilight get a little bit skeeved out? I mean, she's seventeen. And he's a hundred and something. And she's obsessed. It's creepy.
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"Vampires are not"
David Boreanaz disagrees.
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by Phildopip on Feb 6, 2009 8:00 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
FYI, your trade list link doesn't work.
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by Phildopip on Feb 6, 2009 8:01 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Works now.
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by Phildopip on Feb 6, 2009 8:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Easy steps to link inclusion:
1. Highlight and copy URL to page you want to link.
2. Write out what you want your link to say. Example: ESPN Page 2
3. Highlight your typed link.
4. Hit the include link button.
5. Paste the website URL into the box asking for it (and check the open in new window box if available).
Example: ESPN Page 2
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by thewyrm on Feb 6, 2009 8:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, sir, I have included many links.
There’s been a recent glitch in which you can’t always include a link by using the link button.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Feb 6, 2009 8:25 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
. . . Okay.
It is confusing to newbies and thought this was a good place to insert a primer.
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by thewyrm on Feb 6, 2009 8:29 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know why, but some links, when put into the link button, just come up blank.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Feb 6, 2009 8:31 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Are you leaving out the http:// part?
because if you try to link say www.espn.com, it will not work, thinking it’s a subfolder of the current site.
by Matthew on Feb 6, 2009 9:30 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
But then you run the risk of reading a column by Sir Bill Simmons
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by abender20 on Feb 6, 2009 8:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It was just the first thing that popped into my head.
Once upon a time I was a big Simmons fan.
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by thewyrm on Feb 6, 2009 8:36 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Once upon a time we were all Bill Simmons fans.
When he was the underdog, writing quirky articles about quasi sports-related things, he was fantastic.
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by abender20 on Feb 6, 2009 8:38 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Are you fackin' serious?!
Bill Simmons is the best sports writer on the planet. NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!!
I’m kidding. I too used to be a Simmons-ite but I got sick of his Massholishness. Though I still enjoy that he was one of the few mainstream writers backing up Seattle on having thr Sonics ripped away from us.
by Willie Mays Haze on Feb 6, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I do like that about him.
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by abender20 on Feb 6, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Vampires not sexy!?
I 100% disagree.
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by thewyrm on Feb 6, 2009 8:09 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Am I missing something?
I played Fallout 3 for a couple of days and didn’t derive any sort of pleasure from it. It just wasn’t that fun.
What’s the fuss over this game?
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by Phildopip on Feb 6, 2009 8:19 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
It's the open-endedness.
If you say the wrong thing, you get screwed. If you kill the wrong person, it comes back to bite you in the ass.
I’ve played the game for about 40 hours now, and just barely started on the main storyline. I’ve been doing side quests and exploring instead. The map is huge, and has so many little places that the quests don’t take you to.
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by Faux on Feb 6, 2009 8:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and the nuke rocket launcher.
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by Faux on Feb 6, 2009 8:36 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think that's what ends up bothering me:
You can either do side quests, where you’re horribly mismatched against much stronger enemies, or you can proceed with the main story line and be horribly mismatched against much stronger enemies.
I guess I just don’t have enough patience to kill molerats until I’m at a high enough level to be able to fight stronger enemies without having to use 4 stimpacks to heal myself.
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by Phildopip on Feb 6, 2009 8:39 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
There are a lot of lower level sidequests.
I don’t think I spent any time just leveling up for the sake of it.
Also, VATS is your friend at lower levels.
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by Faux on Feb 6, 2009 8:41 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I'm playing my second runthrough
Understanding where to put your levelup points and perks is more important. I found the quests matched my skill level in the first play through pretty nicely. Can def. get in over your head if your just wandering the map and stumble into an area you don’t belong in though.
by DCMariner on Feb 6, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Repair your weapons and always aim for the head.
by waldo rojas on Feb 6, 2009 9:29 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, weapon repair was something I didn't grasp or appreciate
until pretty late in the game. Having healthy weapons makes a world of difference.
by DCMariner on Feb 6, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And don't be sucked in by the big, sexy weapons.
The minigun sucks and is very heavy. Hunting rifle and combat shotgun, rinse, lather, repeat.
by waldo rojas on Feb 6, 2009 9:39 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of,
get the special hunting rifle from President Dave, it rules, and you get rifles all the time from Super Mutants, so it never goes into disrepair.
And I echo the Combat Shotgun love, although you have to find Talon Mercs to get parts. When you find them, collect and save them somewhere. They break quickly, especially for ambush VATS attacks to the face. (I still shout SHOTGUN TO THE FACE every time I do that)
The Reservist’s Rifle is not nearly as worth it as it seems.
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by Faux on Feb 6, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My favorite weapon was
The Terrible shotgun. I was more of an up close and personal fighter and this bad boy was quite handy in those situations. Outside of the special hunting rifle from president Dave what were other fun special weapons to use?
by Willie Mays Haze on Feb 6, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The railgun is a worthless waste of time.
I spent a bunch of time hunting around for one of the parts, finally assembled it and it was utter crap.
by waldo rojas on Feb 6, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Which was the rail gun?
Is that the one that shot the railway spikes? I didn’t ever make too many of the build-your-own weapons but i did enjoy the shishkabob. Something very satisfying about slicing things AND setting them on fire at the same time.
by Willie Mays Haze on Feb 6, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I should have realized this before playing it.
I had similar complaints about Oblivion.
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by Phildopip on Feb 6, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I unfortunately have no books to trade
one of the things about living in Portland is that I rotate books through Powell’s pretty often – read a bunch, sell ’em back, get store credit, get more books, repeat.
As far as classics go, 1984 is always a good one, as is Catch-22. If by “classics” you mean musty old English books set on a moor somewhere and featuring floppy-haired protagonists acting rashly out of love, I can’t help you, because being an English major put me off those entirely.
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by pdb on Feb 6, 2009 8:19 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Its an angry cyclops!
There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!
by joof on Feb 6, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Holy God do I miss Elliot Bay Book Store in Pioneer Square.
I walked to that place at least three times a week when I lived downtown.
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by thewyrm on Feb 6, 2009 8:31 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
"Anna Karenina" is amazing.
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by Phildopip on Feb 6, 2009 8:25 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I'm actually hoping someone will recommend a good translation.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Feb 6, 2009 8:26 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Lemme get back to you on that one.
I’ve got a copy at home, but I don’t remember which translation it is. Can you shoot me an email (my email address is in my profile) to remind me to take a look for you?
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by Phildopip on Feb 6, 2009 8:31 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
as I understand it
the recent Richard Pevear and Larissa Volokhonsky translation is a good one.
by msb on Feb 6, 2009 9:22 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
I like their method very much.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Feb 6, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Their Master and Margarita is soooo much better than any other english version.
No comparison. Although I think they should have annotated it more heavily – there are so many things that cannot be caught by someone who was never a Soviet (or spent a lot of time studying 30s Russia), yet are easily explained.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Feb 6, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Richard Pevear and his wife have been retranslating a lot of classic russian lit
and doing a much better job of it than any of their predecessors. The thing to absolutely avoid under any circumstances is Constance Garnett. She sucks. She took the life out of everything she touched.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Feb 6, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of books
This is the most awesome news in book publishing since the book was invented. That is all.
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by pdb on Feb 6, 2009 8:30 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I love that idea, but I'm not sure what I feel about the 'context pages'.
I read old Doonsbury’s while in high school. When I didn’t understand, I asked or looked it up, which is one of the ways I learned about recent US history.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Feb 6, 2009 8:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I plan on skipping the context pages
I just can’t wait to have the strip in tangible format again. My old Bloom County books have seen better days.
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by pdb on Feb 6, 2009 8:41 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I have all of the original books. I love them dearly.
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by kevin_ess on Feb 6, 2009 9:09 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh NOLA, you and your literary pyramid schemes...
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by abender20 on Feb 6, 2009 8:34 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Then you should have used the Tell a Friend feature.
http://www.bookins.com/userLogin.php?emailVar=tellAFriend
15 per user that sends a book.
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by Faux on Feb 6, 2009 1:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I used it and it said nothing about a referral.
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by Faux on Feb 6, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Did you click the 'join today' link?
Join today, you’ll earn 20 points just for registering.
That one should give me my points
by NOLAmarinergirl on Feb 6, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of books, I give the Amazon Kindle a solid thumbs up.
The screen does an excellent job of simulated a real page, sparing you the I’m not reading a real book feeling. Excellent battery life. Pretty quality product.
I will say though, if you don’t travel as much as I do it isn’t worth your time. Anyone familiar with the Kindle have a different opinion or some ideas to improve it?
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by thewyrm on Feb 6, 2009 8:35 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad to hear it simulates the book experience reasonably well. I still need to check one out.
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by abender20 on Feb 6, 2009 8:36 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Idea how to improve it:
Ditch the DRM.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Feb 6, 2009 9:07 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My dad works for Random House
They were all issued Sony Readers to reduce their paper output. It seemed extremely buggy. It would only store about half of the files you tried to input and required a hard reset about once a month to accept a power charge. I wasn’t very impressed. The actual quality of the type and font were excellent. The fake paper screen is amazing. Changing font size took about 2 minutes though. I think the kindle is more finalized for mass consumption so I assume it isn’t as quirky as the sony product.
by DCMariner on Feb 6, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The Kindle has trounced Sony's reader in just about every citique I have read.
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by thewyrm on Feb 6, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I enjoy Hermann Hesse books.
Steppenwolf and Demian are my favorites.
by Jed MC on Feb 6, 2009 8:37 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
"The Tin Drum" by Gunter Grass.
One of my favorite books.
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by Phildopip on Feb 6, 2009 8:40 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I'd recommend Krakauer's "Into Thin Air" and Erik Larson's "Devil in the White City" amongst others.
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by abender20 on Feb 6, 2009 8:40 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Both awesome books
I didn’t think I’d enjoy Devil In The White City, but it was really engaging. I’d also recommend Krakauer’s Under The Banner Of Heaven.
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by pdb on Feb 6, 2009 8:42 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes to both books.
Though they’re not “classics” like NOLA’s looking for.
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by Phildopip on Feb 6, 2009 8:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yep, she's looking for classics, not modern
by NOLAmarinergirl on Feb 6, 2009 8:45 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm very very hung over, and my attention span is suffering because of it.
And did you just go third person? Read Beowulf!
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by abender20 on Feb 6, 2009 8:47 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Also she shouldn't make comments when doing a survey as they come out short.
She likes Under the Banner of Heaven.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Feb 6, 2009 8:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Under the Banner of Heaven is a scary book.
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by abender20 on Feb 6, 2009 8:46 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Probably a stupid question, but that's not "Savage Dragon" Erik Larson, is it?
61/755: KGJ's homer totals, or Rosie O'Donnell's age/weight in 2019?
by kevin_ess on Feb 6, 2009 9:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Any one good at statistics able to tell me the odds that Mt. Redoubt will erupt on the 13th?
I just know it is going to screw me out of flying home for Valentine’s Day.
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by thewyrm on Feb 6, 2009 8:41 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I think you probably want a geologist and not a statistician.
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by abender20 on Feb 6, 2009 8:42 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That cheater has no fail on!!!
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by thewyrm on Feb 6, 2009 8:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
"Heart of Darkness"
by Joseph Conrad kicks ass. It’s my favorite from high-school lit days.
by edgar is good on Feb 6, 2009 8:54 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
This was actually part of what inspired me to ask the question.
I’m reading 1491 and the author alludes to quite a bit of classic literature and themes. This morning it was Heart of Darkness. While I know the premise of the book, I’ve never read it.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Feb 6, 2009 8:56 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Heart of Darkness is truly good.
Also, after reading it, make sure you watch the corresponding Seinfeld episode.
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by abender20 on Feb 6, 2009 8:59 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You should read it
it’s so short. And remember while reading it that Conrad only learned English in his 20s.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Feb 6, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
People are starting to comment
On the Beckham legacy in the US.
by Sec 108 on Feb 6, 2009 8:58 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Seriously who DIDN'T think this would blow up in LA's face?
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by thewyrm on Feb 6, 2009 9:00 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I remember watching Best and Pele in the NASL
and they were true ambassadors of the game here in the US. I saw Beckham on the cover of gossip mags at the grocery store all the time, but he never made any impact on MLS as far as I can tell.
by Sec 108 on Feb 6, 2009 9:02 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I resent that headline in the TNT
because George Best was every bit the player that Pele was, it’s just that George Best couldn’t put the bottle down so it ruined his career and ended his life. But Best was an AMAZING player.
I’m pretty sure that Beckham came here to sell replica shirts and Pepsi and didn’t give a good goddamn about being an ambassador.
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by pdb on Feb 6, 2009 9:04 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, Posh wanted to come, too.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Feb 6, 2009 9:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, she wanted to make it big in the US
oooooops
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by pdb on Feb 6, 2009 9:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My favorite, in all likelihood apocryphal, George Best story
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by pdb on Feb 6, 2009 9:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What I am about to say here is a bit unfair to Best,
but he is to soccer what Hack Wilson was to baseball. The difference being that Best actually had a career while Wilson flamed out super fast.
by Sec 108 on Feb 6, 2009 9:20 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that's not too bad a comparison really
I would have loved to see Best at his peak.
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by pdb on Feb 6, 2009 9:24 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I know what you mean regarding Best, but this article was not written by a soccer fan.
Best was amazing, but he was not as big a name here in the states.
by Sec 108 on Feb 6, 2009 9:17 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
True enough.
And the article’s pretty good, for an American non-soccer writer.
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by pdb on Feb 6, 2009 9:18 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Headline, no but the article's great
I can’t believe I just read an article about George Best in my local paper.
And the more I think about it, the more I think the Rashard Lewis comp is pretty damned perfect. I think it may be a little harsh on Becks (he was a great player once), but it captures that he could never carry a team, and that he was always dependent on those around him.
You can’t put George Best or LeBron James on a mediocre team and have that team get worse. But that’s exactly what happened to the Galaxy.
by marc w on Feb 6, 2009 9:25 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That's it though
Becks was only great when he had great teams around him. He’s good at doing two things – he can pass (to an extent) and he can free kick. he’s always been slow, he’s never been particularly physical, and he can’t improvise very well. Ask him to pick out a player with a pass from his station out there on the wing, and he’s great, there are (or were, I guess) few better. Ask him to move the ball upfield and avoid a tackle, and then pass the ball with accuracy – not so much.
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by pdb on Feb 6, 2009 9:31 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I know it's a classic, I just don't know if it's a classic in the literature realm, but:
Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire.
Gibbon’s writing is, at least to me, amazing. It’s a work of history, but it’s worth reading for the prose alone.
I’d echo the praise for Heart of Darkness, and… how about some Kafka?
by marc w on Feb 6, 2009 9:20 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
My bandmate and I wrote a song once called "Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire."
It lasted about 20 seconds and the only lyrics were, “Things fall apart.”
by Sec 108 on Feb 6, 2009 9:22 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
"Also, did anyone else who read Twilight get a little bit skeeved out? I mean, she's seventeen. And he's a hundred and something. And she's obsessed. It's creepy."
well, I still haven’t read them, but it does seem to be telling the adolescent reader to embrace that creepy older stalker just because he says he loves you.
by msb on Feb 6, 2009 9:20 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Well, the candy is delicious and the van is spacious.
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by abender20 on Feb 6, 2009 9:24 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Or because she's insanely obsessed with her animal lust, which is pretty much how it's described.
But then the author goes on to make sure and differentiate between lust and love.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Feb 6, 2009 9:24 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh hells yes.
Sunday night’s (starting February 15th) on HBO:
9 PM – Big Love
10 PM – Flight of the Conchords
10:30 PM – East Bound and Down
That’s gonna be a helluva night of TV.
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by Phildopip on Feb 6, 2009 9:27 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Link fail
but I am very much looking forward to East Bound And Down.
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by pdb on Feb 6, 2009 9:32 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh hell yes.
Despite how disappointed I was with The Foot Fist Way.
by Teej on Feb 6, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That movie was definitely deeply flawed, but on the whole I thought it was pretty hilarious.
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by Phildopip on Feb 6, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I always enjoy reading Cosmos for a change of pace.
It may be a bit dated by now though.
by waldo rojas on Feb 6, 2009 9:31 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Cosmo?
How can I do my makeup to tell my man that I want to have sex?
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by Phildopip on Feb 6, 2009 9:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Or don't. We'll probably draw the same conclusion eithe way.
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by abender20 on Feb 6, 2009 9:47 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Very few things suck as much as someone who you have shared working and living space with for days. . .
being medivaced home because of possible Hepatitis contraction. Man I hope he was sanitary.
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by thewyrm on Feb 6, 2009 9:31 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
yeep
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by pdb on Feb 6, 2009 9:32 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
...has anyone else had a coworker or roommate medivaced home because of possible Hepatitis contraction?
by Jeff on Feb 6, 2009 10:02 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm fully expecting something like this to happen to Robert
by Fuzz on Feb 6, 2009 10:02 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I too am expecting a coworker or roommate to contact Hepatitis.
by Robert on Feb 6, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The health department calling your house to leave a message for your roomate that
“he may have been in a sexual relationship with someone who has HVC” is always awkward.
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by thewyrm on Feb 6, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry boss, I'm just kinda freaked out about it.
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by thewyrm on Feb 6, 2009 10:04 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
As you should be.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Feb 6, 2009 10:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My former roommate was medivac'd from an oil platform, actually.
for fainting
by NOLAmarinergirl on Feb 6, 2009 10:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
With the food they serve us, understandable.
I have had yogurt and or cereal for dinner no less than four times already this hitch. I would just eat a salad, but more often than not the lettuce is browning.
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by thewyrm on Feb 6, 2009 10:10 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No, but I have a funny story about Herpes!
That’s kinda the same thing.
by Matthew on Feb 6, 2009 10:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If you like Twilight, you'll love Lolita.
by Matthew on Feb 6, 2009 9:33 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I have tried to read Lolita no less than four times.
I can never finish it. It literally makes me physically ill.
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by thewyrm on Feb 6, 2009 9:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It's one of those books
I’ve read it once, I recommend it to people, but I’m probably never going to read it again. It was disturbing.
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by pdb on Feb 6, 2009 9:35 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I understand that technicly speaking it is a well written book.
And I’m not trying to be holier than though or anything, but I completely fail to see the entertainment value in a book that is nothing more than a brutal description of a grown man’s systematic sexual violation of a 12 year old girl.
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by thewyrm on Feb 6, 2009 9:42 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Completely agreed
I read it in college – we were only supposed to read a passage of it for one of my classes, but the passage horrified me enough that I felt compelled to read the whole thing. I’m not sorry I did, but never again.
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by pdb on Feb 6, 2009 9:45 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You make it sound much skeevier than Twilight.
But I might try it.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Feb 6, 2009 9:47 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Never read the Twilights
but I guarantee that Lolita’s skeevier.
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by pdb on Feb 6, 2009 9:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Read it before going to sleep.
Makes for interesting dreams.
by Matthew on Feb 6, 2009 10:15 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Haven't read Twilight either
but I guarantee Lolita is better written.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Feb 6, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
hmm. classics.
what Austen have you read (speaking of chicklit)?
what of the Bronte sisters?
Dickens?
Wilkie Collins?
War and peace? :)
by msb on Feb 6, 2009 9:35 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
For those victorian chicklit novels, go with Thomas Hardy
one man’s opinion, and for the record, my opinion tends to detest victorian chick-lit novels. I can stomach Hardy though….
by marc w on Feb 6, 2009 9:39 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Just Pride and Prejudice.
I’m telling you, English class scarred me. And I love to read.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Feb 6, 2009 9:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Pride and Prejudice is amongst my 5 favorite books of all time.
I love, love, love, love that book.
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by thewyrm on Feb 6, 2009 9:49 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I hated the book because it was force fed down my throat in high school
by Fuzz on Feb 6, 2009 9:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This is what I am trying to remedy.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Feb 6, 2009 9:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That's a very good idea. I may just follow your lead and pick up some classics.
High school certainly didn’t do wonders for my ability to appreciate books like The Odyssey.
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by abender20 on Feb 6, 2009 9:59 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I have contemplated re-reading Great Expectations.
It is beyond a shadow of a doubt the worst book I have ever read, but I read it as a High School Freshman and was forced too. I often wonder if now as a nearly 30 year old adult my opinion might be different.
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by thewyrm on Feb 6, 2009 9:56 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
See.
English class fucked up our appreciation of books.
Seriously, Great Expectations (abridged) at fourteen? C’mon.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Feb 6, 2009 9:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My biggest complaint was that none of the characters were sympathetic.
I hate stories where none of the characters have any redeeming qualities whatsoever. Same reason I loathe the Great Gatsby. In comedy it is awesome (Seinfeld and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia great examples) but in drama it just isn’t entertaining to me.
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by thewyrm on Feb 6, 2009 10:03 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
let's see.
for Austen, to ease back in you can read Northanger Abbey, which she wrote as a gentle mocking of the Gothick novels then in fashion. I am very fond of Persuasion, which was her last novel, and has an “older” heroine. Sense and sensibility is also an entertaining read.
Dickens is one of that time period where you have to let yourself slow down, and just take the long descriptions and the pace of the novel. Hard times is a much shorter novel, and has some nice pokes at education ….
by msb on Feb 6, 2009 10:23 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
I get to read it for a second time this year.
by Mariner John on Feb 6, 2009 10:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hello loyal readers…and I mean readers.
I read books almost exclusively. Reading articles on the computer hurts my eyes, so I print out passages to read them.
I recommend Malcolm Gladwell’s “The Tipping Point,” which is basically about the moment where something unique becomes commonplace. Actually, anything by Malcolm Gladwell is good reading material.
by Zygomorphic on Feb 6, 2009 9:44 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Gladwell is a fascinating writer.
He does tremendous research, and his ability to connect ideas is breathtaking. For an example (and a good read while bored at work), watch how he mesmerizes you with an article about something as seemingly benign as ketchup.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Feb 6, 2009 9:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Are there any medical websites as ridiculous as WebMD?
I have a sore throat, but only on one side. I thought that was kind of weird (Google says it is pretty common) so I used WebMD’s symptom checker to se what kind of sore throat it is and the best remedies. It told me repeatedly I was in immediate danger and to seek emergency medical care ASAP.
Are there any WebMD-ish websites out there that are not totally useless?
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by thewyrm on Feb 6, 2009 9:54 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I've never had this happen while using WebMD.
And I’m a hypochondriac
by NOLAmarinergirl on Feb 6, 2009 9:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I swear everytime I use it it tells me I am about to die.
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by thewyrm on Feb 6, 2009 9:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps you shouldn't blow off its advice
by Jeff on Feb 6, 2009 10:04 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Seriously though, "please seek immediate emergency care" for a mild sore throat?
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by thewyrm on Feb 6, 2009 10:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe they interpreted pain in one side of your throat as a gunshot wound
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by abender20 on Feb 6, 2009 10:07 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think WebMD has been pretty clear in stating that it's not simply a mild sore throat
by Jeff on Feb 6, 2009 10:09 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Lupus.
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by abender20 on Feb 6, 2009 10:09 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ironically it looks like the show began its downward spiral the one time that it was.
by Robert on Feb 6, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I was twiddling my thumbs waiting for this
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by abender20 on Feb 6, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
All I put in the symptom thingy was sore throat; mild; one side of throat.
That equals emergency room? Every other resource online I have browsed all say it is very common.
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by thewyrm on Feb 6, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like you have some unreliable alternate resources
by Jeff on Feb 6, 2009 10:15 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I guess we'll find out in a few days if my throat explodes.
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by thewyrm on Feb 6, 2009 10:18 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You'll find out
We will not find out on account of your death.
by Jeff on Feb 6, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, I just tried it and that's pretty hilarious.
I mean, I know they’re trying to diminish the possibility of death by meningitis, but still.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Feb 6, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
WebMD is a joke.
It told me I had lymphoma once when the only issue was I was working 16 hours a day.
by Sec 108 on Feb 6, 2009 10:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but that's a pretty good excuse not to work 16 hours a day. You should've printed that out and taken it to work.
61/755: KGJ's homer totals, or Rosie O'Donnell's age/weight in 2019?
by kevin_ess on Feb 6, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Had to be done at the time. Turns out it is a great way to shed 40 pounds though.
by Sec 108 on Feb 6, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So is a tape worm or cutting off both legs, but I'd not recommend that either.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Feb 6, 2009 10:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know about that, but sore throats on only one side are very, very common.
I’m guessing you have a cold. I’m not a doctor, but I did sleep in the dumpster behind Holiday Inn last night.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Feb 6, 2009 9:55 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I hate that website.
It’s so freaking hard to navigate.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Feb 6, 2009 9:56 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
WebMD. Bah.
So you are experiencing stomach pain? Cancer. Slight dizziness? Cancer. Headaches? Cancer.
"Why is it every time I need to get somewhere, we get waylaid by jackassery?" - Dr. Venture
by Eegah on Feb 6, 2009 10:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Are you experiencing cancer?
leprosy.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Feb 6, 2009 10:15 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
According to WebMD...
I’m been experiencing cancer since I turned 21.
"Why is it every time I need to get somewhere, we get waylaid by jackassery?" - Dr. Venture
by Eegah on Feb 6, 2009 10:16 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
holy shit dude
have you called the Make-A-Wish people? That’s gotta be good for a World Series game or SOMETHING.
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by pdb on Feb 6, 2009 10:17 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dinner with ARod and Madonna.
61/755: KGJ's homer totals, or Rosie O'Donnell's age/weight in 2019?
by kevin_ess on Feb 6, 2009 10:20 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My Dinner With Hepatitis
"Why is it every time I need to get somewhere, we get waylaid by jackassery?" - Dr. Venture
by Eegah on Feb 6, 2009 10:20 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Make action figures
"Why is it every time I need to get somewhere, we get waylaid by jackassery?" - Dr. Venture
by Eegah on Feb 6, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hey! Old People! Remember when we were young?
The Murder City Devils have apparently reunited for a couple of northwest shows next week. Wednesday/Thursday in Seattle (Showbox), Fri. in Vancouver (Commodore) and Saturday in PDX (Roseland).
I can’t believe I just heard about this. Is anyone going? Lisa? Kevin? I would love to go Saturday, but I can’t. I could try on thu., but who knows.
by marc w on Feb 6, 2009 10:06 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
DON'T EFFING REMIND ME
stupid Valentine’s day. Stupid not-liking-MCD wife. GAH
(NOTE: my wife is far from stupid and I love her very much.)
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Feb 6, 2009 10:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Shit, Valentines Day is getting close, isn't it?
I need to find a DVD of the Lion King ASAP.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Feb 6, 2009 10:12 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, and we had made plans before I knew about MCD
no backin’ out now.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Feb 6, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, this is the one "holiday" where plans can't change if you know what's good for you.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Feb 6, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Listening to boys discuss Valentine's day is entertaining.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Feb 6, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You spelled "fuck" wrong.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Feb 6, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I hate this holiday.
Thankfully I just have to find a little cute gift, and then we generally just make a special dinner at home and watch a movie or something.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Feb 6, 2009 10:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Almost as entertaining as listening to women try to justify it
I have nothing against public expressions of affection for my wife – I buy her flowers and send them to her work somewhat regularly – but the societal EXPECTATION of it on Valentine’s Day is really annoying.
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by pdb on Feb 6, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
"I just want to know HOW much you love me. On a monetary value scale. In comparison to my friends.
by Robert on Feb 6, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
"and I'd prefer if you did it publicly."
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by abender20 on Feb 6, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I like flowers.
But I don’t think it should be a certain day that they’re given
by NOLAmarinergirl on Feb 6, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This is my exact problem with valentine's day
My wife never knows when I’m going to send her something at work. It just shows up. It’s so much better that way.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Feb 6, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You, sir, are a romantic.
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by abender20 on Feb 6, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
But there is a certian day where they must be given
by Robert on Feb 6, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently so.
And it’s women that make it this way, because when someone else gets flowers at work and we don’t, we get sad.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Feb 6, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Try using that on a ladyfriend and see how far that gets you.
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by pdb on Feb 6, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What makes you think I need your prodding to do so?
by JI on Feb 6, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't
I just long ago gave up that line of reasoning in favor of “this is how the game is played” and it makes life so much easier.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Feb 6, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Flowers provide cheeriness and lift spirits, cheesy as that may be.
I worked at a flower stand for months. Not having fresh flowers is hard for me.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Feb 6, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I 100% agree
the only time I resist is on Valentine’s Day. My affection for my wife is not a competition with her coworkers to see whose spouse loves them more.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Feb 6, 2009 10:59 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
They're already when when they're delivered.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Feb 6, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
first "when" = dead
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Feb 6, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Unless you go the "potted plant" route.
Which does not seem to work out well.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Feb 6, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What that says to a woman:
“Here, take care of this.”
by Matthew on Feb 6, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I give them potted herbs
so that not only do they have to take care of it, but it provides an incentive to make me freshly herbed dinners.
by Matthew on Feb 6, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If you can't handle the heat get out of the kitchen
by Jeff on Feb 6, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
How does this go with the yippy dog?
by NOLAmarinergirl on Feb 6, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ideally the woman should hate babies too and the yippy dog is a means toward that end
by Jeff on Feb 6, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
They really need boarding school for children aged 0-4
by Matthew on Feb 6, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It's called adoption.
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by abender20 on Feb 6, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Give it to your parents for those years
by NOLAmarinergirl on Feb 6, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My parents raised me.
You think I want to deal with me at age 4?
by Matthew on Feb 6, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm amazed they made it to 18
by NOLAmarinergirl on Feb 6, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
by Matthew on Feb 6, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It does not
Stop stirring up trouble
by NOLAmarinergirl on Feb 6, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I meant I was surprised Matthew's parents
sent him to boarding school and they could handle him being away so long
by NOLAmarinergirl on Feb 6, 2009 11:19 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Matthew doesn't strike me as much of a pre-adult time bomb
As much as a Pre-Adult ticking time bomb.
by Robert on Feb 6, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
To convince her to hate babies?
I am so confused
by NOLAmarinergirl on Feb 6, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Let me spell this out for you
-I hate babies
-women generally do not hate babies
-the plant would be a training baby
-if the woman isn’t annoyed by the plant, she gets a yippy dog
-the woman will be annoyed by the yippy dog and come to resent things that make noise
-woman hates babies!
by Jeff on Feb 6, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Seems stupid.
The dog will just build up her annoyance tolerance.
by JI on Feb 6, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If the dog doesn't work then you abandon ship
by Jeff on Feb 6, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Babies would ruin every single thing I enjoy
by Jeff on Feb 6, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
. . . But taking your son to an M's game!
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by thewyrm on Feb 6, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
But better screaming action than the ones with the whistles.
by Robert on Feb 6, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Also, eye sockets and soft spot make great bowling ball fingerholes.
by acblue on Feb 6, 2009 11:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure you'd call what I do to babies love.
by acblue on Feb 6, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The only responses I can come up with are way too gross for LL.
by acblue on Feb 6, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No but the first and fifth letters are correct.
by acblue on Feb 6, 2009 12:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I listened to the Dwarves a lot when I was a teenager.
by acblue on Feb 6, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Eventually I'll get drunk enough and just start telling dead baby jokes.
by acblue on Feb 6, 2009 12:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I just took a peek at this OT and I'm backing slowly out of the room.
Great Caesar's ghost!
by royalcurve on Feb 6, 2009 12:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

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