People tend to scoff when I eat cinnamon rolls slathered in chili.

Or when I try to force a PB&J cheeseburger on people. Take a regular cheeseburger then put peanut butter and jalapeno jelly on it. Liberally add ketchup and mustard. If you are awesome then you add three slices of bacon.

wonder what time the lunch break is on that class today …

“Hey – starting up some L4D if you’re interested”

“Slim Thug says he’s gonna write a book on how to survive a recession.”

“I need your birth date for the business license”

It unfortunately was not sent to me by Slim Thug.

“Out! About -40000”

Later I found out that number was really -$90,000.

My backing band would either be called the Sucking Chest Wounds or the Suppurating Buboes.
I have never really invented a recipe, but I have stolen others and personalized them, like the carne seca.
The most recent text message I received contained one word: COCKFOSTERS.
Weirdest thing I’ve ever eaten? Scorpion.

I’m spoiled rotten – my wife does 99.9% of the cooking and I don’t ask what she’s making and just reap the benfits.
Weirdest thing would be crocodile or emu or kangaroo – bless those Aussies because they are all delicious.

We would never rhyme.

I’ve perfected the ciabatta, kettle chip, BBQ sauce, and pastrami sandwich if that counts. But people tell me that it doesn’t so whatever.

My most recent text says ‘Comrie! 3-1!’

I don’t even know what half the stuff I’ve eaten in Malaysia is so probably one of those.

And they would play grindcore bluegrass.

My last text message reads “And to give ;)”

I can’t really think of anything weird I’ve eaten, but I’ve killed animals while hunting and eaten them and few here have done that, so there you go

My band: The Arthur Rhodes Yankee Stadium Experience
Invented Recipes: I’ve found that putting cheddar wieners into pigs in a blanket makes for a tasty surprise
Last text message: “I found out 5 min ago and just left work to hop on the first bus that I could.”
Weirdest food: I once tried fish sticks.

Ahh, good times.

xkcd

because it’s a Who reference, an Albert Pujols reference, and a Jim Edmonds reference all in one.

It is true that in Canada they’re usually served in a demi-glace rather than deep fried.

I have never received a text message.

That race for Strasburg last year really kicked that whole battle up a notch or two.

As far as the topic questions are concerned:

What would you name your backing band?

The Symaltropa…why? Because people love a mystery.

This is Why You Are Fat.

Deep fried Oreos oh my God…I think I just found a way to love those again.

Have you invented any recipes? If so, please tell us about them.

Sadly, nothing worth repeating here.

What did the most recent text message you receieved say? Mine said “enough already.”

“If you count Muffy the transient crackwhore who comes in every Saturday night, then yes.”

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten? I have had, on more than one occasion, Rocky mountain oysters. They are chewy, as you’d imagine, and I don’t expect I’ll have them again.

Oh…probably alligator jerky. Predictably, it tasted as if the meat had been saturated in a swamp prior to being served. Runner-up: Dog.

“you mean sage "the answer” rosenfals?" from my buddy the Vikings fan in response to a mocking text I had sent earlier.

I am not fat, I am festively plump.

Sandfrog. Wait, is that already taken?

I suck at cooking, but I make a mean chocolate milk.

My most recent text message says ‘Walker told me I have AIDS.’ I’m not making that up – I have some wonderfully fucked up friends.

I don’t eat weird things. But if I had to pick one thing, it’d be…turtle soup? I’m a lost cause in this category.

including yak, camel, kangaroo, bear and others. I always ask for the normal bun, as I don’t care for the english-muffin style bun they use with exotic meats. But really, the tots steal the show there.

“Officer Down and the Got Shot Cops”, but sadly no one ever agreed with me.

Last text received: “word”

Recipes? Almost everything I cook is made up. I was taught to cook at age 8 and I have never owned a cookbook. I recently made my pork ribs.

Rub the ribs with generous amounts of pepper, ground fennel, dry mustard and rosemary. Slow cook in beer until they get a bit soft. Flash cook the outside of the ribs on a grill to make the outside crispy. Apply bbq sauce of choice and enjoy.

Or for breakfast try green eggs. Chop up broccoli heads very fine. Chop up an avocado. Scramble some eggs and just as they start to harden add the broccoli, avocado and some shredded swiss. I usually cover this with green hot sauce too. Goes really well with sausage links slow cooked in maple syrup. Real maple syrup, not that fake shit.

Backup band name: Caution!Hos
I’m not even going to look at that website for fear it might make me fat
I tweak recipes until they become something more resembling mine, but it takes a few tries
I can’t post my most recent message but my first locked message says:
what did I tell you about everything being sexier in a seahawks jersey?
And I’ve eaten lots of alligator. But no nutria, thank god.

Answers:

1. “The Backing Band”.

2.I doubt it. Though I’m always screwing around with different chili stuff

3.“I figured. Just keep doing your job, and they can’t touch you. Just watch your back dude. Later.”

For the past three years I have booked the first week of the season off. Due to weddings [not mine] and other adventures I have filled all my holidays. I asked for unpaid leave for the week but was rejected.

I can’t miss opening day, I literally would not be able to sleep knowing that we are playing and you are commenting and posting .gifs and creating new-season memes. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I’m looking to buy a netbook, and I need it before a trip in mid March. I’ve heard a lot of good things about the Lenovo S10. The battery life doesn’t bother me, as I don’t need something for more than a few hours at a time. My only problem is an issue with the fan, more of which can be read about here.

Should I buy this netbook now and hope that the issue gets patched in a future BIOS? Or should I go with something else? General opinions about Lenovo and their customer service?

Realizing a person you were planning on asking out is taken moments before you ask or asking first and then realizing? And I’m talking an acquaintance here, not a complete stranger.

I’m leaning towards the former at the current moment, because it’s just so crushing to one’s confidence. Some of my friends disagree because the latter is a more awkward.

Thoughts?