From the always lovely Geoff Baker:

LaHair on his new "teammate" -

"It's really strange because I used to sit there dreaming of being a teammate of his when I was younger,'' LaHair said. "I mean, a lot of kids probably did that. But for me, it's actually going to happen. My brother called me and reminded me of that.''

 The article also calls LaHair a "left-handed power hitter himself". Oh Bryan, when don't you disappoint?