Off the field news, the commercial crew has arrived. Once again the Copacino Agency will be handling the duties. This year's lot will feature the "A New Day, A New Way" theme as well as the 100th Mariners commercial. A commemorative spot featuring Jay Buhner and Edgar Marintez [sic] will be shot to honor the milestone. The Mariners that will be featured in the other four spots are Don Wakamatsu, Ryan Rowland-Smith, Felix Hernandez and Ichiro. Filming will take place Thursday and Friday.
Okay, so with the 100th Mariners commercial and the appearance of Bone and Gar, we have to make this holy triumvirate complete by adding Junior into the mix. Looking back at the all-time commercials, they could morph or update a few of the classics...
1) Griffey bets Wako a turkey dinner that he can run the bases without pulling a hammy (updating this classic).
3) Aaron Heilman gets the Pokey Reese treatment. Oh, wait, F those 2005 commercials. They really really REALLY sucked.
Any other ideas?