I Hate You, Ken Griffey Jr.
Pick a God damn city.
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I'm hoping at this point
that he takes the David Beckham route and plays in Italy.
I don’t care what he plays.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Backham is returning to LA apparently...
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
Backham... I'm so moronic.
I expected Milan to be beautiful and quintessentially Italian. It was dirty, industrial, and crowded.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
Oh for fuck's sake.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Watch as people clamor to trade for him at the deadline when he signs with Atlanta.
Because he can still do no wrong to most people.
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A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Feb 17, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions
Somehow all of this behavior makes Griffey more lovable than Ichiro to said fan.
Fuck them in their ear hole.
I can't lie, even through all this, if he comes here I'll enjoy seeing him, but I will be bitter because he's now basically crapped on us twice.
So…I’m mad at him for being a douche…yet if I got to see him again, despite him being a .750ish OPS bat with no glove, I wouldn’t boo him or anything. Fandom is a weird thing.
Regardless, I think his backers need to admit he’s done something wrong to the city twice now.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Feb 17, 2009 11:54 AM PST up reply actions
So far, less runup than the Bedard trade.
And it’s not like it’s going to kill us or save us one way or the other.
I just want to stop hearing about it and start the “Mike Morse is hitting .750 in ST, we should give him a fulltime spot!” vs. “ST stats don’t fucking matter, you moron.” arguments again.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I think people saw this as the perfect storm, with fate bringing the beloved Kid home for another year.
He’s a free agent, he doesn’t have much time left, it’s a depressed market where he’s just looking for a job, and we ostensibly had a need for a LH-hitting DH.
I’m not saying he owed Seattle anything, but because it seemed so inevitable, people may have taken that to mean Griffey had made up his mind to return to Seattle. When, in actuality, he was looking for the best job he could find.
But in Seattle, he gets to play with Jose Lopez every day!
they should make sure he knows this before he picks Atlanta again…
by seattlebruin on Feb 17, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
I don't feel crapped on at all. I am one who does not want him here.
What I am sick of is his personality and how this whole thing is a perfect example of what a pain in the ass he is.
It's been fun listening to the radio dorks talk about how good he'd be in the clubhouse
Wasn’t he widely known as being kinda bad for the clubhouse, with his own corner of the locker room and a tv and leather chair and all?
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Feb 17, 2009 12:11 PM PST up reply actions
I don't care about in the clubhouse personally.
I have spent time around the man. Granted it was a long time ago, but he was a dick then and he still appears to be a dick.
Yes, everyone is different, but I generally choose to avoid people who have a huge ego in public because they are so insecure that the only way they can deal is by being an ass to everyone.
As a baseball analyst, I don't want him here.
As a fan, I still kind of want him, even if he’s a total jackass. I can’t control my fandom.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Feb 17, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
This isn't him though.
This is the media jumping the gun. He has multiple offers, and he’s considering all of them, like any intelligent person would do.
He never promised Seattle he was coming back here this year, he just said it’s something he might like to do.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Feb 17, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I would love to see him decide whe wanted to sign with Seattle
only to have Zduriencik say “Whoops, we thought you were off the table and traded for (Fill-in-the-Nick).”
by Aaron Campeau on Feb 17, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions
That would be awesome
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and break his leg catching a fly ball
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While DHing? I feel like thats cheating unless you're the home team.
There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!
during BP
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I just got up.
What, does Junior think Adrian Beltre is bad and/or overrated? Yeah, fuck that guy then.
For fuck's sack...
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Feb 17, 2009 11:30 AM PST reply actions 5 recs
Umm...
sake, not sack.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Feb 17, 2009 11:31 AM PST up reply actions
I'm Marge in that picture...Fuck this crap.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Feb 17, 2009 11:32 AM PST up reply actions
Ahh! An octopus!
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Feb 17, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
I'm really pissed.
I was all on board for bringing Junior back seeing as how I’m a nostalgic fanboy, but the way he’s stringing this shit along is infuriating.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
I read that as 'Tony, Toni, Tone'
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Feb 17, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions
That's what all of his friends are saying
by Graham MacAree on Feb 17, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions
Zduriencik had no respect for him
SAHME ON YOU JACK
by Graham MacAree on Feb 17, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions
The only solution is to crave Washington State off of the continental shelf and move it to a location off the coast of Florida
That way everybody wins
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That is no less than Griffey deserves but I wish to also donate him my kidneys just so he has spares
by Graham MacAree on Feb 17, 2009 11:38 AM PST up reply actions
You're an engineer
Get on that shit
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I'm pretty sure that calls for a surgeon...
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
No matter how hard I crave for that to happen
my wishes have so far proved inadequate to create new tectonic rifts.
You have to use your words, Matthew
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Feb 17, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions
I tried yelling at Anaheim when I rode past,
but alas, it is still not submerged.
You stole this joke from Jeff but the archives are currently broken so its going to take me a while to call you on it
Because nobody has ever made an earthquake joke about California.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Feb 17, 2009 12:40 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Plus I think it's POURING down rain in SoCal today, isn't it?
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
They had the weather radar on the news this morning,
and it looked like somewhere down there was getting nailed.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Maybe Los Angeles
it’s nice out in San Diego
by seattlebruin on Feb 17, 2009 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
It rained on the West Side this morning
but it was clearing and sunny by the time I left for work around 10:30.
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
Yeah, that's about right.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
I keep getting conflicting reports.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Feb 17, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
Looks like it was the San Francisco area that was getting dumped on.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
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“way to make Anaheim cease to exist. " – Jeff
"it is still not submerged.” – Matthew
Neither actually mention an earthquake.
Go gobble a fountain of cocks.
Cock gobbler.
by R.J. Anderson on Feb 17, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions 8 recs
The real question is...
How wasn’t it?
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Feb 18, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions
Seriously how are readers supposed to want to with snarky comments like this?
Soriano into deep right, Ichiro back, at the wall...Yankees win!
Because RJ is that damn awesome
Lay off the stadium, Iwamura
by Orlando Rays on Feb 20, 2009 8:53 AM PST up reply actions
Congratulations I don't care anymore
Fax me the result when its over
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"Later today or early tomorrow morning"
Fuck you, that’s what we heard yesterday Griff.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
Griffey's playing golf and laughing his ass off.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Thanks to the new loophole MLB will be opening
the Braves will sign Griffey and trade him to the Mariners.
the other angels fan
We should sign him and trade him for Mike Cameron
by Graham MacAree on Feb 17, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I'm not sure what I would trade for Cameron,
but it’d be a hell of a lot more than I’d have traded for Griffey even five years ago.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
And that's why he is a football guru.
John Clayton thinks they need to get Griffey on the Ms because they haven’t done anything to replace Raul’s bat.
It's easy mmmkayyyy
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
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I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
Hey, it's Al Davis!
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Feb 17, 2009 8:35 PM PST up reply actions
He talks about it all the time on his show on Saturdays.
He should stop doing that, because the rest of his show is excellent.
by Aaron Campeau on Feb 17, 2009 12:16 PM PST up reply actions
I appreciate his insight into Seahawks matters
but I agree, stay the hell away from baseball, Mr. Clayton.
He's a legitimitely great football reporter.
by Aaron Campeau on Feb 17, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions
Unless he went to a high school without lockers.
by Matthew on Feb 17, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
That head/neck combination was made for toilet bowls.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
This looks like someone I know. Someone whose eyes I'd like to stick my thumbs in.
Great Caesar's ghost!
I was a huge nerd and I was never thrown into anything.
There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!
hang on, I'll be there in a minute
make sure there’s room in your garbage can or locker, please.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Thankfully, we don't have any lockers on campus.
There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!
So this begs the question
would you permit to looking like a ghoul for the rest of your days in return for being a HOF football analyst?
Did anyone everplay mutant league football for sega?
I could have sworn that there was a coach that looked just like clayton, possibly the coach of the forty weenies
CUBS WIN CUBS WIN CUBS WIN
by GarlicFryCubFan on Feb 17, 2009 3:05 PM PST up reply actions
I hate to dissapoint John Clayton, but
Ibanez’s bat went along with him to Philadelphia. As did his glove.
The bat was a pretty nice piece of engineering, but that glove was one ugly mofo.
I almost never see copies of the newspaper these days...
…but on Saturday I was at a friend’s house and noticed that the Times actually put Griffey at the top of the front page on Friday and Saturday. I guess it’s fitting for a medium that started going downhill when Griffey did.
This is so annoying.
In fact, I’m sure there are quite a few people who have already bought tickets (perhaps even season tickets) thinking that Griffey was all but a done deal. I would hate to be one of those folks right now. Poor Z having to deal with the aftermath of an almost signing he probably was never in favor of in the start of things.
If Griffey signs with the Braves, I will issue an apology to anyone I ever scolded for hating Griffey as much or more then A-Rod, because this stringing out shit is absurd. How often do players get a chance at a storybook ending like Griffey’s getting handed on a silver platter here? TAKE IT DUMBASS.
People that bought season tickets because of Griffey without waiting for Griffey to officially sign
deserve their cost.
It's a storybook ending for him, and for his many fans who also happen to be Mariner fans.
Trust me, I’m fully aware that this sentiment is not shared throughout much of the LL/USSM blogosphere.
The storybook ending
was when he returned two years ago and received a weekend full of standing ovations when he was expecting to be booed.
I can totally see why he’d be hesitant to sign here, the only upside is the fans here are going to love him for who he used to be, and if today is any indication, they may completely turn on him for no good reason.
Wrong.
“…they may completely turn on him for no good reason.”
Even ignoring the behind-the-scenes info I’ve received (most of which happens to confirm the not-behind-the-scenes info) – nearly all of the information as of this time last week said it was imminent that Griffey was coming back. His latest act of tool-dom towards the Seattle fans absolutely gives reason for those fans to turn on him.
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by PositivePaul on Feb 17, 2009 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
If the people with inside sources don't know anything concrete about the negotiations
or his motives, then you don’t either.
by JI on Feb 17, 2009 12:45 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
This is very interesting....
…and puts the certainty of Dave and DMZ over the weekend that Griffey was a done deal into a new light. If they were just going off what everyone in the FO thought, it’s damn hard to even needle them about this.
It looks like Griffey is just an indecisive bastard.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
You would be surprised how many people share your sentiment who do not speak up about it.
I didn’t think I would hurt seeing Griffey going to Atlanta, but it does.
They do.
I guess the only reason I feel sorry for them is because many are not the rabid fans that we may be, soaking up every tidbit about the M’s as possible, and thus may have taken all of this incessant talk on the radio and the newspaper as a sign of certainty.
Kind of like how you think a cow has big puppy dog eyes before you eat a hamburger.
Until the ink is dry on his contract, nothing is guaranteed.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
I've met the cows I've eaten before.
You learn to live with it rather than freak out every time.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
I dunno...
When the M’s official site reports it as ‘imminent’ — even though it’s not official (and they disclaim that) — it’s pretty serious. Pretty much everyone involved in the discussions at that point in time were seemingly willing to bet their careers/jobs on it happening.
I think these people who bought tickets based on this information certainly have a legitimate gripe.
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Feb 17, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions
They have a legitimate gripe with the Mariners for jumping the gun on their website perhaps.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
How else would you pull a muscle?
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Ken Griffey Jr. was traded today to the Houston Astros for cash considerations and a snack cake to be named later.
Silva was leading the negotiations.
by James F'n X on Feb 17, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
Wow, a Silva fat joke.
That is pop-n-fresh!
Silva fat jokes are unamusing, unoriginal, and not to be tolerated
How does that violate LL QC?
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How dare those who moderate the site imform people of content they would not rather have on said site that they moderate!
by JI on Feb 17, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions
When it becomes apparent that politeness is not working one has to try other methods.
by Aaron Campeau on Feb 17, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions
Regardless of my comment,
posting a link to the QC thread like you did is a pretty poor imitation of being polite.
Just a reminder.
Wasn’t trying to start a flame war, I just think that’s a shining example of what most of the users in that thread were complaining about. A quick glance through his history didn’t show a trend of the guy being reprimanded for Silva jokes. There’s one way to handle it, and then there’s this. I know I’m not in the LL Club, so apologies if I’m stepping out of line, here. I just thought it could have been handled better. A regular user is one thing, but I think the site reps should hold themselves to a higher standard. I realize that’s pushing it. I’ll get off your lawn now.
But anyway, yeah, Griffey should shit or get off the pot.
I don't mean to be a dick
but if what Matthew said is over the line in terms of tone, I think we’ve gotten way too sensitive.
by Aaron Campeau on Feb 17, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions
Agreed.
My joke wasn’t funny, Matthew called me on it, and I didn’t argue. Then shit went all crazy.
I did like where the whole thread looped on itself in the span of five minutes, though.
My view:
Silva fat jokes were kinda funny when he first showed up on the team — not because he was overweight, but because we just hated everything he stood for and looked for any reason to make fun of him — fair or not. But it got tired. Now it’s not funny, and the mods and others are starting to groan loudly, which is really the only way to put an end to it without going crazy legislating what’s funny and what isn’t.
But it’s not like you committed a mortal sin. Everyone is guilty at one point or another of beating a joke into the ground.
If anybody wants this mess to be over, I bet it's Zduriencik.
All the issues with the M’s, and Griffey’s the biggest problem? This whole mess reminds me of Br’er Rabbit.
Interesting quote from Griffey:
“This is the first time in my career that I have been a free agent, and it’s nerve-wracking.”
I guess I never really thought about it, but dude made it to 39 without ever testing the free market.
Technically, yes.
But let’s not forget 1999, and his 10-5 rights…
While it’s TECHNICALLY not free agency, he still had final say as to where he ended up.
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by PositivePaul on Feb 17, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions
I'm sick of Griffey already
and if he ends up on the Mariners they will be less interesting to me. I would rather pay attention to Felix, Morrow and Bedard.
ignacio
This song seems awfully fitting right now
It’s almost like it matches up perfectly with the whole Griffey saga.
I'm guessing that if it hasn't happened yet, it's not going to.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Feb 17, 2009 4:51 PM PST reply actions
Be gone.
I had two ‘professional’ dealings with him back in his Seattle days.
The man is a first class asshole. Good riddance.
I say without any irony
that I want this to go on forever, I love love love this saga and am getting mounds of free entertainment from it.
I knew a girl named Saga once. People take care when you name their children.
She lived up to her name in an annoying fashion.

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