OFFTOP 2/12/09: Looking Back Edition
With the all but inevitable signing of Junior coming I thought an interesting topic for today would be nostalgia. Let's think of things that used to be great, or just things we miss that we wish would come back. As an example, remember that feeling when you went to bed the night before Christmas when you were still young enough to believe in Santa? Will anything in our adult lives ever compare to that feeling?
A new topic is discovering something long after you have had it, or long after others have moved on. A few of my examples would be the Harry Potter books. I purposefully avoided them until the fifth book was about to be released because I thought the people obsessed with them were ridiculous. Finally I caved and cracked open book, turns out I was the ridiculous one depriving myself of a fantastic story.
Similarly I do this with music. I loved the song Lazy Eye by the Silversun Pickups. I bought the album it is on just to listen to it. Well months later I decided to give the rest of the album a spin and discovered I loved them. I have been listening to it at least once a day all week.
So again, today's theme is nostalgia or new discoveries. With the differences in age we have here in the LL Community, I think some interesting things could come up.
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I hate nostalgia with a passion bordering on the irrational
but as far as discovering something long after others have moved on, I would definitely put Freaks and Geeks in that category. I held out for a few years, thinking “there’s no way this can be as good as everyone says” only to watch it late last year and realize that yes, it is indeed that good.
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This.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Feb 12, 2009 8:27 AM PST up reply actions
I remember seeing ads for it and not being interested
I am dumb.
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Speaking of nostalgia
Today’s Nostalgia Critic presents A Kid in King Arthur’s Court
You can't hide from the omnipresent eye.
Twilight > Harry Potter
Vampires who like the Mariners are OK by me.
You are wrong.
That’s right, wrong
I’m violating meanness rules here but that’s ok because you’re just wrong
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Feb 12, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions
I don't know where I'm going with this
because I really loved Harry Potter. I actually think I’m wrong, too.
by seattlebruin on Feb 12, 2009 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
That was easy.
I should try mean more often
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Feb 12, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions
You know what I loved growing up?
Captain Planet. I watched an episode of that a few days ago and holy shit that show sucks.
Yeah, old cartoons do this
The late 80s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are a steaming pile of awfulness when watched by the 25-year-old me, but the 5-year-old me absolutely loved them.
I'd rather know a little about a lot than a lot about a little
I refused to watch that show out of principle. I don't regret that decision.
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I decided at a young age that it was beneath me or something. I instead watched other, equally useless children's filth.
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Hmmm, you used logic at a young age to determine your watching habits
I’m actually impressed. If I didn’t watch something it’s because it was either on at the wrong time or I wasn’t allowed to
Did anybody see Joaquin Phoenix's Letterman interview last night?
Holy shit. He’s fucking crazy.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Feb 12, 2009 8:32 AM PST reply actions
I saw a bit of it
it’s sort of Crispin Glover-ish and really uncomfortable to watch.
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He doesn't quite go full-on Crispin, but he's definitely creepy.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Feb 12, 2009 8:38 AM PST up reply actions
Speaking of not anything really close to that
Conan’s last Late Night is next Friday, and the White Stripes are the musical guest. I will be interested to see how Conan does on Tonight – I hope his style can work in the earlier time slot.
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I just have this sneaking suspicion that Conan won't be able to be as edgy and funny by moving up to the Tonight Show.
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Anyone know off-hand if he gets to bring his writers? That's always key.
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I think he's just lifting his entire crew and moving them
but like kentroyals I fear that a lot of the edge will be taken out and that saddens me.
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I can't imagine they'd screw him out of his writers.
Can you imagine Conan performing Leno’s shtick?
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At least Conan would be funny at Leno's schtick, unlike Leno
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He'd have to master that stupid grin/smirk to use
after delivering yet another Paris Hilton one-liner.
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Absolutely.
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But he went off to have a successful career!! right? oh..
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He's out of his goddamn mind
And it’s awesome. I’m actually wondering if he was even high during that or if he is really, truly insane. Amazing
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by tootthekazoo on Feb 12, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions
I fondly remember the days I was into nostalgia
I fucking hate you Mariners
Joe Posnanski
Has a couple of fun posts about what he calls pixifoods: foods which tasted great when you were a kid, but taste horrible now – they’re mostly candy and mass-produced foods (like Spaghetti-Os and the like).
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Beefy.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Feb 12, 2009 9:07 AM PST up reply actions
Ah, Spaghetti-Os.
I loved those growing up, but now if I taste that stuff I get ill.
I am like this with Vienna Sausages.
I ate that stuff like it had the Cure when I wa a kid but if I try one now I blow chunks..
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but all that hair spray can't taste good
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And yet Chef Boyardee brand Beefaroni still tastes great.
Strange.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Not really a nostalgia trip, but it's fun to discover a terrific body of work previously unknown to you.
I’d never read Posnanski until LL community put me on to him. Reading through his archives, he’s hard to put down. Anybody ever find an author or subject like that? (typically it’s writers for me).
I don't know
In a way, it makes me appreciate him all the more because he manages to turn out such amazing writing despite covering a miserable baseball (and football) team.
I'd rather know a little about a lot than a lot about a little
He tends to go a little overboard with some topics, like writing at least 5 Bruce Springsteen columns.
Other than that, he’s fantastic.
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you say that like there's something wrong with writing five Bruce Springsteen columns
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Roger Angell.
I was introduced to him through his annual postseason-in-review column for the New Yorker, and I bought the Complete New Yorker almost solely to read all his old stuff. He’s got a few books out, too.
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I am a HUGE fan of his books. Of course you would like him as well.
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He writes about anything with a degree of grace and precision that I wish I could muster
In the most recent New Yorker he wrote a great remembrance of John Updike.
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I was like that with Neil Gaiman.
Which is odd because I have been reading comics for the better part of 21 years. Yet just this last year have I picked up the Sandman. It wasn’t until I read one of his novels that I went back to his comics.
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I really wanted to like Sandman
but it didn’t grab me when I first tried it a couple years ago. I need to try it again now, I think.
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It isn't as good as his novels.
But it is fun to see him grow as a storyteller through the course of the comic.
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Malcolm Gladwell. The man is unbelievable.
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this
I'd rather know a little about a lot than a lot about a little
A couple others
Michael Pollan: I’ve stay up late into the night reading each of his books
Daniel Quinn: The same
Alfred Bester: the only guy who wrote sci-fi in the 1950s that doesn’t seem horrifically dated now
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There is one cartoon that is even better now than it was when I was 8.
If you don’t have it, go buy the DVDs.
Yes
A brilliant show. I also miss Pinky and the Brain (my college roommate had them on DVD).
I'd rather know a little about a lot than a lot about a little
Pinky and the Brain was good
but the adult references in Animaniacs pushes it over the top.
I use it!
What better phrase is there to utter when a gorgeous woman walks by you?
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yeah, I'm sure there's no way a woman could resist such charms.
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Well, I don't do it when they are in earshot!
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I went to comic con like right before this came out on DVD
and so they had all the voice actors and writers on a panel and were talking about making the show. Towards the end, someone requested that the guy who did Yakko sing the Countries of the World song. He got up, walked to the center microphone, and did the whole thing from memory. I was giggling like a schoolgirl.
the other angels fan
That show had some ridiculously talented voice actors.
I still crack up when I listen to Maurice LaMarche do his Orson Welles impression.
Oh yes...they're even better when you're DEAD!
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Feb 12, 2009 9:45 AM PST up reply actions
Waiiiit for itttttt.
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Confetti, rain!, laser pointer!
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A few suggestions for those who miss great cartoons:
Invader Zim – from the mind of the man who gave us Johnny the Homicidal Maniac comes a cartoon full of jokes that cater to kids but remain intelligent enough to hold the attention of adults.
Avatar: the Last Airbender – A great sweeping epic full of characters who make decisions with consequences and experience full ranges of growth. This cartoon would be in my top 10 TV shows of all time, let alone cartoons of all time.
Wolverine and the X-Men – this just started up and it looks like it is keeping a good balance of childish action with adult plotting. It shows signs of getting better as it goes.
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My favorite moments of the show are those scenes where Zim betrays his outer shell and shows genuine affection for GIR.
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My favorite moments in the show are anytime Zim's invader bosses are around.
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by crushedoptimist on Feb 12, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions
I would also like to add Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends to this
Great show. All of the characters are wonderfully designed and animated, and it is an incredibly creative show and concept
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by tootthekazoo on Feb 12, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions
I saw an episode of this a few weeks ago
I had no idea what it was, I kinda came into the middle of an episode, but it was pretty damn good. I need to see more of it.
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I think you'll appreciate it if you do
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by crushedoptimist on Feb 12, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions
The design of the imaginary friend characters is incredible
For instance, here’s Coco

Coco is part bird, part airplane, and part palm tree. And she speaks by only saying “Coco” but the way she says it always makes me laugh
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by tootthekazoo on Feb 12, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
Way to go, man
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by tootthekazoo on Feb 12, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
Admittedly, I like cartoons
and so I do like this one. Another Disney produced one that makes me laugh would be The Replacements.
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by crushedoptimist on Feb 12, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions
I'm never home to watch it
It seems that The Replacements is always on while I’m at work or class, soo I don’t know anything about it really
I love the Fairly Odd Parents, if we're going into the cartoons for kids that rock anyways catagory.
Somehow, it always makes me laugh.
There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!
That one's great as well
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by tootthekazoo on Feb 12, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions
My whole problem with Spongebob was its one-noteness
watch it now and you might as well be watching an episode from the first season. It’s not bad, it’s just no different than it has always been, and it’s less interesting for it.
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Not bad either
It has its moments
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by tootthekazoo on Feb 12, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions
I get a chuckle out of that show.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
I've also become a fan of Chowder and Flapjack on Cartoon Network
Unique art styles and interesting storytelling as well
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by tootthekazoo on Feb 12, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions
I didn't listen to The Mountain Goats at all until last year
when my girlfriend got me into them. That being said, I’ve only listened to the most recent four albums. It’s kind of daunting to even think about how many songs he’s written.
the other angels fan
I love spreading my musical tastes like a disease.
I have addicted most of my friends to Better Than Ezra and have slowy turned my Girlfriend into a Muse fanatic.
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Ooooh, Pepper Jack LOVE Fraggle Rock.
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I haven't thought about that show in a long time
now I need to put it in my netflix.
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I don't know how it's possible, but I somehow have no recollection of that show. Maybe I'm too young?
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Maybe too young, maybe not cable-ready as a kid
It was on in the mid-80’s, on HBO. That was back in the olden days when not everyone had cable.
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I just rewatched the first season of Fraggle Rock a couple of years ago
and it has held up surprisingly well.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Feb 12, 2009 9:46 AM PST up reply actions
Jim Henson in general holds up well.
The Storyteller still kicks ass. As does Labyrinth and the Dark Crystal.
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I don't know if I agree with Labyrinth, but Dark Crystal certainly does.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Feb 12, 2009 9:48 AM PST up reply actions
Blasphemy. Labyrinth is fantastic.
I got to see it again in the theater a few months ago. Total geekasm.
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I tried watching it a few months ago and was disappointed.
I really wanted to still like it.
Great Caesar's ghost!
I missed the boat on 30 Rock when it first came out.
I watched about an episode and a half when it first came on, but for some reason couldn’t get into it. Now that it’s on the Netflix Instant watch, I’m watching the heck out of it, and realizing how much funny I’ve missed out on.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Feb 12, 2009 9:47 AM PST reply actions
30 Rock is one of the best things on TV right now, especially on Network TV.
The Office is spiraling, we know the general LL stand on House, and I can’t think of that much else on of value (Chuck, maybe?).
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I want to go to there
I love 30 Rock, and I really like Chuck, too – I hope they give Chuck a chance, last I heard it was struggling for viewers.
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It's clever enough, has Adam Baldwin, and hasn't jumped the shark yet.
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He's genius in that show
but I really like Chuck’s character, too. He strikes a good balance of nerd and getting-better-at-espionage; it would be annoying if he were always clueless but I don’t want him to become Suave Superspy, either.
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A fine line walked well so far.
and well cast all round — and some fine weird stuff in the corners. Naturally, it is opposite the few other shows I’d want to watch, Big bang theory/HIMYM
From what I've seen of BBT, it's just plays on tired stereotypes with no real purpose.
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It's improved as it has gone on
and for me it is more watching the actors make something out of what they’ve been given— and occasionally they have been given more. I also appreciated that they grew the character of the ‘blonde across the hall’ , giving her an actual personality.
Hulu is your friend.
HIMYM is awesome. Never seen BBT, though.
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I agree. To an extent they've overplayed the "Look what I found!" aspect of Chuck,
where he lucks into stopping each baddy. However, they certainly have done a good job with his evolution.
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Shows on television I watch religiously:
(In no particular order) Lost; Battlestar Galactica; Fringe; Terminator: TSCC; Gossip Girl (shut up); Heroes (on borrowed time); Lie to Me; How I Met Your Mother; the Office; Wolverine and the X-Men; Family Guy; Life; and now Dollhouse & Castle.
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I haven't seen this week's Heroes yet
but I was OK with the first episode of the new “season”. It’s kind of on life support for me at the moment, I imagine I’ll give it one or two more episodes, but the first one this time around was far better than anything from last year.
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Ew, Fringe?
That show is awful.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Feb 12, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions
I tried to like Fringe
but after an episode and a half I just couldn’t do it.
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My god, it is atrocious.
I saw about five minutes and it was an insult to intelligence. Perhaps I’m missing something?
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I kept thinking it was an ironic comedy
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Great cast? Interesting storylines? Believable female lead? Overall mythology that still allows stand alone episodes?
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But for me the writing is atrocious
and the guy they sprung from the insane asylum in the first episode is annoying beyond belief. But, as you say, to each their own.
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I seriously could not get past the atrociously written script
Firefly had good writing behind it. This, in my opinion, does not.
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I would agree with this.
The show feels like it still has yet to hit its potential, but there’s been enough good as it has progressed to keep me watching.
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by crushedoptimist on Feb 12, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions
It's just another FOX attempt at something different that failed
FOX usually comes up with some of the more outragous ideas, but they are either a hit or total crap
Well Fringe is a bonafide hit. It is doing really well, has built a pretty solid fanbase in a short time. It already has recieved an order for a second season.
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Odd, I didn't find much enjoyment in the show
I wish they’d bring back Firefly, seeing as how well Serenity did
Serenity tanked though.
I wouldn’t expect anything more than the comics Joss is producing for the series.
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It only tanked in theaters. In DVD and HD-DVD sales it has done very well.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Feb 12, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah, it did really well after it was released on DVD.
And even at the box office, with both domestic and foreign sales it just barely missed it’s budget, but it’s more than made that up in DVD sales
The only similarity is that the FBI is involved and they deal with strange cases.
The whole crux of the show is totally different though.
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I'm with you
I understand why some people wouldn’t like it, but I appreciate the growth I has done so far, and I honestly believe that it should start hitting its stride by the end of this season.
"Why is it every time I need to get somewhere, we get waylaid by jackassery?" - Dr. Venture
nostalgia
Well, I went to a reunion concert last night, so it’s definitely on my mind. The point of it wasn’t nostalgia per se, the point of it was fucking rocking out, so maybe it’s not a great example.
Still, I kept thinking about seeing them in 1997 and what I was like in 1997. I actually don’t miss being young and stupid, but it was surprisingly fun to feel young and stupid again for a few hours.
It was great.
Nice to meet AC and his lovely GF, too.
I've almost got my wife convinced to go to this
or failing that, she seems OK with the fact that I am going to go even if she doesn’t. If only it weren’t on Valentines Day this wouldn’t require a negotiation.
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Since everybody gets to have their dick get wet with Griffey coming back I demand that I get equally compensated have Kaz Sasaki resigned.
Well, if he'd keep "The Thang" where it belongs...
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Then I get John Mabry back
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Just go to his house
you can recreate that right now.
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I demand the opportunity to share a good quiet awkward conversation with Olerud.
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I was getting Bar Mitzva'd a decade ago...
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So is anybody else freezing their wrists off at work today?
For some insane reason, the AC in our building just came on. Full blast. If this keeps up in 30 minutes this place will be a meat locker.
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I love the way you put that.
This happens to me at work at LEAST once a week. Our HVAC system sucks.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
The annoying thing is
in the summer, the AC almost never comes on, and if it does come on it’s on for about 20 min between 7-8 AM, and blows with the ferocity of a three-pack-a-day-for-40-years smoker trying to blow up a balloon, so the rest of the day it’s just stuffy and annoying. But for some reason now it’s going like crazy.
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We just have random temp swings all day long.
I’m used to wearing layers to work.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
No, but I was sweating my ass off at the Baranof last night.
For some reason their heater was in overdrive.
Holy what the fuck...
“According to the Sunday Times, Hollywood studios (I quote) are
already fighting for the rights to Pride and Prejudice and Zombies,
a Jane Austen rewrite that injects a little undead action and is due to
hit bookstores in April.”
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I would pay money to see this in 3D
but that’s mostly because I HATE JANE AUSTEN.
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Pride and Prejudice: 3D Zombiepocalypse!
That’s a can’t miss.
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because they have 4 hours of live TV airtime to fill
and there’s only so many times per 30 minutes that they can show 5 minutes of UNC/Duke footage.
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by pdb on Feb 12, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
And only so many times they can show Brett Favre crying.
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Because Leno made a funny about steroids?
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Leno made a funny?

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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Feb 12, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
(this is genuine surprise, actually)
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Feb 12, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day
or something like that.
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yeah, I know the phrase
I also know “even a broken clock is right twice a day”.
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Leno's a big fat loaf of Wonder Bread
bland and designed to appeal to a wide swath of people without any sort of flavor whatsoever.
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This.
I find him intolerable.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Feb 12, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
I imagine Leno doing standup
and making jokes about airplane food and rush hour traffic for an hour. And then I kill myself.
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Agreed
This will make my late night decision really difficult whenever Conan takes over Leno’s spot in June
I think Conan has become better than Letterman
I’d rather watch Conan’s comedy and Letterman’s interviews.
…but at the same time I love it when Letterman intentionally does unfunny bits
Leno does a lot of unintentionally unfunny bits.
That’s not working so well.
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I think it's because he knows that it doesn't matter anymore
His writers prolly clocked out months ago
His writers never showed up years ago
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Now that I've come to terms with Griffey returning to Seattle
I really hope the reports about his knee was more than just simple posturing. How awesome would it be to see him put up a line something like .280/.350/.520 while not killing us in the outfield?
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Feb 12, 2009 11:04 AM PST reply actions
If he puts up that line in 2009 and it's not weirdly flukishly inflated I'm totally down to bring him back for 2010
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If he has like a .750 BABIP or something you can be pretty sure it's a fluke
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See: Jose Vidro circa 2007
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The Disney Afternoon
Chip and Dale, Ducktales, Gummi Bears, Talespin. Badass after school in like first grade.
--Dave
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Me too.
How can you not like Baloo?
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by crushedoptimist on Feb 12, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions
...was awesome.
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So were Ugueth Urbina's workers. They LOOOVE being burned alive.
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Hey, you leave him alone.
It’s not like anyone put this together recently.
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I should be clear: That wasn't a dig at you.
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I can't believe it ever crossed Bud Selig's mind to punish Alex Rodriguez for that 2003 positive steroid test
which part of “anonymous testing” do these people not understand?
by seattlebruin on Feb 12, 2009 12:20 PM PST up reply actions
Steroids, even though not banned by MLB, were (and still are) an illegal substance.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Feb 12, 2009 12:40 PM PST up reply actions
And now that I'm re-reading your comment, you weren't addressing the legality of the substance
but the confidentiality of it all. It’s sort of like entrapment, isn’t it?
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Feb 12, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
Pretty much.
They better publicly name the other 103 players on the list and give them the same punishment.
I see it kind of like a confessional
even if you confess to a crime to a priest, it’s immoral for him to report you to the police since you told him in confidence.
by seattlebruin on Feb 12, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions
I think I'm more upset about the moral side in the A-Rod case
since as far as I can tell, it wasn’t illegal to reveal the supposedly anonymous results, but if the players knew there was a chance this information would get out, not one of them would have agreed to be tested.
by seattlebruin on Feb 12, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
Absolutely.
The players agreed to the anonymous tests to help baseball determine how bad the steroids problem was. It was a show of good faith. (Not that the union wasn’t facing immense public pressure to do so.)
104 players test positive, and we get the name of only the most famous one. Dug up by a hack of a reporter who’s been dying to get dirt on Alex for years. The whole thing infuriates me.
My nostalgia lied to me about Eddie Murphy.
I remembered him as funny, but a recent re-watching of Raw disabused me of that notion. And horribly offensive to boot!
Yup. He was great early on. Go watch some "Mr. Robinson's neighborhood" and the like.
Also, if you can track down the skit with Stevie Wonder where Murphy impersonates Stevie… it’s amazing.
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He did have some funny sketches on SNL.
Then again, they had some great writing that made a lot of people seem funnier than they were.
by waldo rojas on Feb 12, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions
He did a pretty good Sinatra.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
You had to be pretty brave to do Sinatra imitations at the time.
by waldo rojas on Feb 12, 2009 12:22 PM PST up reply actions
No kidding.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
You are black and I am white.
You are blind as a bat, and i have sight.
by waldo rojas on Feb 12, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
Sinatra was about the only funny thing he did
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Since there exists a Best of Chris Kattan and Best of Cheri Oteri:SNL,
why are we deprived of the Best of Joe Piscopo video?
by waldo rojas on Feb 12, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
Because you can't have-a the Mango!
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There used to be one
When I managed a video store (1988-93) we had a whole series of “best of (performer) from Saturday Night Live” videotapes. I’m 99% sure there was a Piscopo one. I’m guessing they made the decision to not move that one to DVD format.
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I felt so bad for him when they kinda made fun of him to his face at that SNL anniversery special a few years ago.
Poor guy was just in the audience enjoying the memories.
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I didn't see that, that is too bad
especially considering that fully 80% of the casts of SNL through the years following Chase/Belushi/Curtin/Murray/Morris have been even worse than Piscopo.
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I can't rmember what they said but it was some Piscapo joke.
Then the camera panned to him in the audience. SNL always takes things one step further than it needs to go.
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Wasn't there a point in time
where the cast was John Lovitz and a bunch of hacks? I remember watching a season finale clip where Lorne Michaels shows up to save the cast from a fire but only rescues Lovitz.
Not sure about that
but here’s a couple of my “favorite” casts:
yeesh.
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March 22, 1986
George Wendt, Francis Ford Coppola with Phillip Glass as musical guest. How random is that?
by waldo rojas on Feb 12, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
That is completely random.
but glad you found it.
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SNL stuff was great
Trading Places was really funny, and Bowfinger was awesome. Otherwise, yeah, you’re right.
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Whoa.
I had no idea some of those people were on SNL. Randy Quaid? Robert Downey, Jr.? Joan Cusack??
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Feb 12, 2009 12:42 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, they had some interesting cast members for a while
Mark McKinney was on for a year or two, Anthony Michael Hall was there too. And none of them were any good on SNL.
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I agree, and I loved her role in Grosse Pointe Blank.
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Isn't she in almost every John Cusak movie?
It’s like look for Stephen King in his movies.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
She also "starred" in every god damn US Cellular commercial in Chicago for the last two years.
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I'm not sure I'd like that kind of Joan Cusak saturation.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
John Cusack is very tight with his family and friends
and will cast them wherever and whenever he can.
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He's one of my personal favorites,
so I have absolutely no problem with that. He can hire or cast me any time he wants.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Me too.
It doesn’t hurt that Joan Cusack is really funny.
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Mountain Goat
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(Or as she would pronounce it, Myountain gohhht)
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But was played for great comedic effect in Hollywood Shuffle,
which was a great movie in and of itself.
by waldo rojas on Feb 12, 2009 12:37 PM PST up reply actions
No one is worse than Jim fucking Brewer.
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Dude, I'm like so baked right now!
HARF HARF HARF
by waldo rojas on Feb 12, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions
Heyyyy, myannnn, that's not coool to rag on me okayyy myannn?
Yeah, he was a one-trick ass clown. That said, Half Baked is legendary.
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Couldn't watch it. He was in it.
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I admit he's horrible,
but aren’t movies supposed to be about stuff that would never (or couldn’t) happen?
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
In 200 years we're going to make movies (or whatever they'll be by then)
about wacky Nazis.
but Benny Hill's already dead and Rowan Atkinson will be 250 years old by then
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Doubtful.
Hard to have this conversation without getting into politics but the social landscape in the next 200 years will be radically different than the last 200 years. Nazi’s will NEVER be an acceptable Halloween costume for kids.
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Unless you're Cartman.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Yeah, but I can guarantee that people thought similar of pirates back in the day too
Considering what kind of havoc they created
Nothing says adventure like swashbuckling holocausts
Make a roller coaster out of that and I’m in.
Actually,
a WWII themed roller coaster could be AWESOME.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Pearl Harbor - The Japanese Adventure
the coaster goes up a huge hill, barrels down the hill at 100 mph and then rams into a ship and disintegrates. Good times.
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Kind of the idea without the disintegration.
You could do all sorts of stuff with planes, bombs, rockets, trenches, etc.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Then Ben Affleck makes out with someone.
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I'm not disagreeing I just don't know what type of actor will play the wacky Nazi
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Tom Hanks.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Who's the gay guy that's always on cocaine...
Andy Dick.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Now you're cooking with monkey
that’s more what I was thinking.
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Cooking with monkey.
Great grandpas balls I like this saying.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
I wish I could find the sketch
but it’s from an old Phil Hartman SNL bit, I believe called “Cooking with Monkey”. That was his catch phrase – “Now you’re cooking with monkey!”
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We live in a world where Heath Ledger is dead and Andy Dick is alive and well.
That sucks.
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There's one of those oh-so-influential online petitions
to retire the Joker character from any future Batman film.
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No matter what Lovitz does for the rest of his career
he will forever be awesome in my eyes because he beat up Andy Dick.
I will never forget the line from one of the Comedy Central Roasts.
Sarah Silverman: I’m not saying Andy Dick is gay, but he can guess the flavor of a popsicle just by sitting on it.
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Apparently Comedy Central's next roast
is going to be of Larry The Cable Guy. ugh.
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"This guy fucking sucks."
…
…
What? You need more than that? He sucks.
I'm not saying Larry The Cable Guy sucks...
…but his jokes aren’t funny and his schtick is stereotypical and insulting. THANK YOU VERY MUCH TIP YOUR SERVERS WELL GOOD NIGHT
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I remember thinking he was funny the first time I heard him
maybe his act has changed or something or he’s a one trick pony or whatever, but he fucking sucks.
I'm hoping they actually roast him, like on a spit.
He is a miserable excuse for a comedian. The fact that anyone in this country finds him funny is sad.
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Oooh, that's not a bad idea
we can use Jeff Foxworthy as primer to get the fire good and hot.
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You know you're a redneck when:
the flames are licking at the space above your C4 vertebrae… am I right?
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If y'all were from or had family in the south you would understand their humor.
Personally I love the Blue Collar troupe, so to each their own. Especially Ron White, I love that guy.
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I grew up in Florida and it's not all old people
Northern and Central Florida are downright freakish in regards to rednecks
I just don't find lazy regional stereotypes all that funny
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Carlos Mencia hacked Matthew's account!
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by tootthekazoo on Feb 12, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions
I'm from Tennessee and I want to kick Larry the Cable Guy in the throat.
I love Ron White though.
by Aaron Campeau on Feb 12, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions
Ron White gets laughs out of being funny.
Larry the Cable Guy gets laughs out of being (or pretending to be) stupid, racist, homophobic, etc.
So while I don’t really seek out any of that stuff, Ron White’s definitely the one guy capable of making me laugh.
David Cross' letter to Larry the Cable Guy is fucking hilarious.
by Aaron Campeau on Feb 12, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions
I farted up a fartstorm
right there in the Flyin’ J Travel Center!
I’m constantly surprised how much mileage I get out of that phrase.
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Unbelievable. I love that bald man.
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Ron White is awesome.
I want to have exactly 100 beers with that guy.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable guy are both two of the greatest assets to modern entertainment right now
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by Matthew on Feb 12, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
It's humor that folks can relate to
I don’t want to hear jokes about fancy bullshit nobody knows about
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There's no way to continue this thread
without getting political, but I will say that sweeping generalizations like “fancy bullshit nobody knows about” are as annoying as Larry The Cable Guy’s “aw shucks” schtick.
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Relatability is the most overrated concept in popular culture.
by Aaron Campeau on Feb 12, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions
Exactly. I want to see David Cross do his impression of Stephen Hawking with a hooker.
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Given the crap that is modern entertainment right now
I don’t see why that is a stretch
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I wouldn't go that far but I agree they are funny.
I have never heard any of these racist statement Larry is supposed to have used though. Any one have links to direct quotes of him using that kind of speech?
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See the link that pdb gave to the D. Cross letter
Sounds like the statements come from one of LTCG’s books.
There's two of them right in the Cross letter
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You will forgive me if I don't take David Cross at his word.
The comments are taken from the ether and not given cited sources.
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They were things he said onstage or wrote on his site.
They’ve been widely cited outside David Cross. This post from 2005 has the links, but it appears Larry has since removed all the stuff from his website.
But to me the bigger issue
is not that LTCG is racist, but that he’s incredibly unfunny.
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I, too, find that to be the bigger issue.
I was just trying to point out that David Cross didn’t make up the fact that Larry tends to play to people’s prejudices and is a pretty lazy comedian.
I don’t think Daniel Lawrence Whitney is anywhere near as closed-minded as his stage creation. It’s all for entertainment’s sake.
It's funny because according to Lovitz
Andy Dick was partially responsible for his death.
*Too bad the writers gave Lovitz nothing to work with on Newsradio.
by JI on Feb 12, 2009 8:04 PM PST up reply actions
Andy Kauffman would have been great!
Probably end up with Jim Carrey, yeesh.
I'm still holding out hope for a Bosom Buddies movie
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I can't wait until he's dead and someone else can give Star Wars
the Dark Knight reboot treatment.
The first three are fine
it’s everything else that needs to be either redone or excised from the world.
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In defense I present:
The Pod Race
The three way lightsaber duel with Darth Maul
Yoda fights Dooku
Mace Windu’s purple lightsaber
Anakin vs Obi-Wan
the Emperor wins!
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Yoda never struck me as the "hand-to-hand combat" type of Jedi.
So the saber fight scene kind of threw me.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
None of this changes my opinion that the later movies are ass
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I'm just doing due dilligence in presenting the defense.
Everyone deserves a fair trial.
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Hey there's a common thread through all those scenes.
Not the pod race I suppose, but the same guy choreographed all the sword fights. He’s been the stand in for Obi-Wan and Darth Vader. I’d link it, but can’t remember where I saw it.
It always bugged me how intense
the lightsaber duels were in Episodes 1-3 versus how slow they were in 4-6.
Here's the guy, Bob Anderson.
Link. I forgot he did the sword fight in Princess Bride “I am not left handed!”, that’s got to be one of the best.
I'm pretty sure he did the sword choreography
for the Lord of the Rings films as well.
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I want to see this movie NOW.
From the clip he’s apparently been choreographing sword fights for movies since the 1930’s? or so. Nothing better than a sword fight, especially the pirate movies, or in a castle going up and down stairs, swinging from chandeliers. YAHOO!
Fast and the Furious
The Mummy
Underworld
…many others…
I don’t go to shitty movies anymore with people who don’t like to hear my banter
Samesies
I don’t go to shitty movies anymore with people who don’t like to hear my banter
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Feb 13, 2009 9:56 AM PST up reply actions
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086999/
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Half baked was terrible.
I hate drug movies that make the drugs appear more potent than they really are.
But you can FLY
I’m sure pot does exactly that, and plan on smoking a lot before my next trip so I can save on airfare
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by tootthekazoo on Feb 12, 2009 12:57 PM PST up reply actions
You'll just spend the savings on like 200 dollars worth of food that you'll end up feeding to a horse anyway.
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I hope the horse won't be allergic to anything
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by tootthekazoo on Feb 12, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions
That exchange also led to one of the great lines in the movie.
Kenny, looking at the horse, : Hey girl, ya hungry?
Random large black woman, walking by: Fuck you, N*****!
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Oh shit I'd forgotten about that part
I gotta watch the movie again. It’s been a long time since I’ve last seen it
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by tootthekazoo on Feb 12, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions
Great grandpa's balls that's funny!
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
As is "Great Grandpa's balls"
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Somebody said that to me the other night, I've been waiting to use it.
I’m not sure if “great” is a generational term or a descriptive term though.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
*breuer
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Feb 12, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions
I'm glad I got it wrong. Even more disrespect to him.
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Did he kick your dog at some point before?
I don’t like him much, either, but you seem to a have a deep hatred for him
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by tootthekazoo on Feb 12, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
No, I simply could never understand why anyone thought he was funny.
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Well I'm sure he can't understand why people think you're funny
Because he’s probably petty and spiteful like that
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by tootthekazoo on Feb 12, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions
Kevin is way funnier than Jim Breuer has ever been
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I agree wholeheartedly
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by tootthekazoo on Feb 12, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions
You guys are clearly alcoholics.
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see what I mean? COMEDY GOLD RIGHT THERE FOLKS
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I'm more of a fuzzy alcoholic
But thanks
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by tootthekazoo on Feb 12, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions
It looks like they are going with the suit of armor version of Cobra Commander for the movie.
It would be the 3rd version of Cobra Commander circa 1987. Get a look at the toy they are drawing inspiration from here. Man I hope this wont be a train wreck.
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That both sucks and blows.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
I suppose I'm nostalgic about Sid and Marty Krofft shows.
I continue to love them. My first Halloween costume was Sigmund the Sea Monster at 3 years old. Land of the Lost, Bugaloos, HR Pufnstuf, Pink Lady & Jeff, Far Out Space Nuts…. that, along with Fritos, Tang and bicycle riding is my childhood.
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Fritos, Tang and bike riding sounds like a scene from Half Baked 2.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Chili Cheese Fritos.
Mmmmmm.
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They also burn well.
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It wasn't me, it was Survivorman.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
He needed to cook a squirrel.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Les Stroud is a BAMF
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I was watching the "Lost at Sea" episode last night,
that looked like it SUCKED.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
He always gets pretty miserable and loopy by the 4th and 5th days.
It’s amazing he does what he does, whereas that pansy Bear Grillzzzzzz has a camera crew, probably feeding him granola bars too.
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I don't think I'd call Bear a pansy,
I’m sure he could whup my ass a thousand different ways. But while I enjoy his show, I don’t really look at as a realistic version of “survival”.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
It says right at the beginning of the show that he is "placed in situations", yadda yadda...
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Yum, delicious fake snakes
And the fake elephant shit that he squeezed over his mouth to get some water. And the fake eyeball he ate from the fake sheep that he skinned and used as a sleeping bag
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by tootthekazoo on Feb 12, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions
Are the granola bars before or after he catches and kills a deadly snake and eats it raw?
I don’t know why people have such high expectations of what he should be doing, but I’m ok with him sleeping in hotels some nights and eating real food on the side. I mean, this guy’s resume speaks for it self. I can’t complain about anything he does
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by tootthekazoo on Feb 12, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions
His is more of an "adventure show" than a "survival show".
99% of the people on the planet wouldn’t survive if they tried to do what he does on his show.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Entertainment value is enough for me
I don’t really compare it to Survivorman. I think they both complement each other
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by tootthekazoo on Feb 12, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions
Amen.
Now let’s see that combined episode where they’re left in the wilderness together.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Then Les Stroud kills and eats Bear, starting a fire to cook him using Bear's teeth.
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Considering Bear was in the special forces,
Les might have a tough time with that unless he shoved him off a cliff or something.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Bear would kill Les and eat him
But caution that it should only be done as a last resort while he’s doing it
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by tootthekazoo on Feb 12, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions
(English accent) "This tastes... Aaaawfull... Like 10 Canadians took all their bogies and squished them together in my mouth.."
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
If Survivorman didn't exist and predate Bear, maybe I'd feel differently.
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Anybody who names 2 of their kids Marmaduke and Huckleberry is fine with me
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by tootthekazoo on Feb 12, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions
Those are Bear's kids names?
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Two of them, yes
He also has one that he gave a weird name. Jesse… Pffft
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by tootthekazoo on Feb 12, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
Must have been named by his wife while he was away.
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I'm terrified of the Will Ferrell Land Of The Lost
Saw a preview for it last night, and it looks like they’re trying to shoehorn the Standard Will Ferrell Character into a show/movie that did not have such a thing, and I think that’ll ruin it. I hope I’m wrong, but from the brief clip I saw last night I fear I’m not.
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You're right. It looks awful.
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I don't get it,
wasn’t that movie Brendan Frasier’s birthright?
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
This is the first I've heard of it. I live in a vacuum.
I do not want to see this. I prefer the classic Sleestak.
Great Caesar's ghost!
I just heard of it about two weeks ago
and just saw the preview last night when I watched last week’s DVR’d 30 Rock. It looks….bad.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
But he was just delightful in Bewitched...
61/755: KGJ's homer totals, or Rosie O'Donnell's age/weight in 2019?
Has anybody heard The Night Marchers yet?
John Reis is one of my favorite musicians – Rocket From The Crypt were unbelievably awesome, and Drive Like Jehu were, well, not quite as awesome but still really interesting. He’s started a new band called The Night Marchers, and I need to find their CD here soon, but I was wondering if anybody’d heard it yet.
And if you live in San Diego, you should go to the Pink Elephant (I guess it’s just Pink now), Reis’ bar, and spend your money to support him because he’s awesome.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I don't think this is enough for it's own post.
But how hands on are most owners in baseball? I know we bitch about our ownership meddling, and it seems like McCourt for the Dodgers likes to get his hands dirty, but is this all that normal?
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
I don't know that there is a "normal"
but it seems like a lot of ownership groups these days are starting to leave baseball decisions to the baseball people, and are focusing on the wring-every-dollar-out-of-the-poor-saps-that-like-this-team side of ownership. I could be completely wrong, though, I don’t follow any other team with any degree of rigor and generally don’t care about ownership shenanigans.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I was just wondering if every fan based gets as upset as we do,
or if that was more of a Mariners fan thing.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
I'm pretty sure it's a universal thing to get mad at the owners of a favorite team
human nature is depressingly predictable.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
You smell like ass.
Everyone has their skills.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
You gotta be good at something, you know?
61/755: KGJ's homer totals, or Rosie O'Donnell's age/weight in 2019?
Then what's your excuse?
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Feb 12, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, you poor thing...
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
That's where the retardation helps.
Ignorance is bliss.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
People get mad at the owners for hiring bad GMs, or not authorizing higher budgets,
but do they for specific personel moves?
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
It seems like when I was living in Tampa every time you turned around ownership was doing something with the teams day to day stuff
"Today we have acquired Jose Canseco"
“Today we have acquired Fred McGriff”
“Rocco Baldelli is hurt”
Anytime you saw them you knew something bad was going to happen
I cannot believe I made it through this whole thing without anyone
getting/acknowledging the reference.
Thats fine, I could catch on that you weren't being serious
So I knew that I was missing a piece of the puzzle somewhere
I love how the TBS crew was giving him credit for the Rays success last year
and didn’t bother to talk about Friedman.
Everybody sees him as being the genius who was stockpiling talent in the minors
In reality if he had continued to do things the way he was, Tampa would have the East Coast version of Bavasi as he would have traded for washed up players using kids in the farm system as bait
Joe Posnanski is beyond awesome
And, we played Strat-o all night long. I don’t think it’s important to say who won the World Series. But I won it.
I already have. On recycled soy paper.
61/755: KGJ's homer totals, or Rosie O'Donnell's age/weight in 2019?
$250, 000 a year to disourage them from nesting and feeding?
Why don’t they try concrete?
Nostalgia
I was 15 years old and on a ferry boat to Endfest ’98. While looking out over the water I heard some guys in their late-20s talking nearby. A Depeche Mode concert had either recently occurred or was coming up, and they were talking about the set list (or potential set list).
This bothered me to no end. “Depeche Mode?” I thought. “Seriously? They haven’t been relevant for at least a decade. Listen to bands that matter. The 1980s have long past.”
Fast forward to today. I love listening to the Smashing Pumpkins, Reel Big Fish, Oasis, and various mid-late 90s punk compilations. I’ve become what I used to hate, and I have nostalgia to blame.
Depeche Mode released one of their top 3 albums in 1997.
Most likely the album for which they were on tour supported said guys were discussing. I was 17 and was (and still am) a Depeche Mode. Good music is ALWAYS relevant.
Fear the NPE
Wow. That post was nigh unintelligable. Let's try that again.
Most likely that was the album DM were on tour supporting. I was 17 and was (and still am) a Depeche Mode. Good music is ALWAYS relevant.
Fear the NPE
I was at that Endfest
and as far as becoming what you used to hate, well, all I can say is that feeling gets less intense the older you get. There’s only so many machines you can rage against before you realize that rage is a nearly useless emotion.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Speaking of Nostalgia
I am watching Milo and Otis with my girlfriend. It was my favorite movie as a little kid, and we are watching it to see if the girls she nannies would like it.
Any kid who doesn't like Milo and Otis deserves to be beaten
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by Corco on Feb 12, 2009 6:24 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I was more of a Homeward Bound fan as well (actually I still have the VHS sitting with me in Wyoming)
But Milo and Otis was solid
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I can't really judge between the two
I think my parents told me about it once and wanted me to watch it and I was to have not to do with it at all
It appeals to a younger clientele than Homeward Bound
If you watched it after you were old enough to watch Homeward Bound it will probably be lame but if you watch it as a little kid it is the awesome
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I'm not a cat, I'm a dog!
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Feb 14, 2009 8:26 AM PST up reply actions
You should jump on a good bandwagon for once.

by Aaron Campeau on Feb 12, 2009 11:56 PM PST up reply actions
This comment is especially ingenious because all of the other things you love I love.
Or alternatively making fun of them would get me banned.
by Aaron Campeau on Feb 13, 2009 12:03 AM PST up reply actions
i just found the good the one too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAEJC0RaaY4
i wonder if cbs had a memphenis one ready to go too and it will just be sitting in a vault for all of eternity to wait for.
Some poor kid in a third world country is warm now so there's that.
by Aaron Campeau on Feb 13, 2009 1:04 AM PST up reply actions
African Child Loves His 'World Champion Seahawks' T-Shirt
My favorite part:
“My father refused his new shirt,” Semesseke explained, “because although he did need one, he felt it would be disrespectful to the World Champion Eagles, who kindly gave him both a shirt and cap last year.”
I seriously thought something was wrong with him, with all that convulsing and whatnot.
Wasn’t this the year the Dawgs got the number 1 seed?
by .Taylor on Feb 14, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions
why is radio asshack advertising on tv their no contract phones but will fire us if we sell too many of them?
When I was selling cars, our weekend special cars were known as "fire trucks"
They were called this because if you sold the ad car for the ad price, you would be fired.
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Feb 12, 2009 11:02 PM PST up reply actions
I once managed an entire department that was a loss leader for a well known company.
There is no worse experience than that. You are perpetually understaffed, materials are provided only in emergencies and upper management is always up your ass about the department costing too much.
Hmm...
I’m not even 1/5 of the way through my life yet (not that I could know how long my existence will last -- I’m just guessing), but I miss a lot of stuff from my childhood.
I miss going to Starbucks and barely being able to stick my head over the counter, and asking the cashier for a biscotti - and not having to pay for it.
I miss the smell of my grandmother when she’d fawn over my sister and I and try to speak to us in Yiddish.
I miss being able to cheer Jerome James in a Sonics uniform.
I miss spelling tests where the words were 6 letters long.
I miss going to the Volunteer Park greenhouse and having my grandfather tell me the Latin names of all the plants.
Yeah.
by .Taylor on Feb 13, 2009 9:49 AM PST reply actions

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