Milton Bradley takes out a full page add, lets Chicago know how he feels. Not sure if this is real...

Milton Bradley takes out a full page add, lets Chicago know how he feels.

Not sure if this is real or not, surprised it hadn't made its way around here yet regardless

about 2 years ago CKremer 17 comments 1 recs |

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This actually has.

And I’m pretty sure it’s face since it our media crew hasn’t even mentioned it.

by ThundaPC on Dec 24, 2009 8:49 PM PST reply actions

*fake

Good lord…

by ThundaPC on Dec 24, 2009 8:49 PM PST up reply actions

Not even close to real.

by Matthew on Dec 24, 2009 10:08 PM PST reply actions

Yeah. Obviously a parody of Roy Halladay's letter to Toronto.

Funny though.

All Hail Zduriencik!

by Goose on Dec 24, 2009 10:58 PM PST up reply actions

This exists on the far end of the improbability curve.

by Fett42 on Dec 24, 2009 10:45 PM PST reply actions

spot on depiction of good bye speaches

(the opposite, of course)

bayless leaves over my dead body
Start Bayless (in a 2 guard lineup)
if you should strike Oden down he will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
#52
#4
Can someone give a rational explanation of why blake plays 36 minutes a game?

by thomasikehara on Dec 24, 2009 11:33 PM PST reply actions

Gave me a laugh

Love how it looks like he’s breaking a bat over his leg in the background

by CKremer on Dec 25, 2009 12:56 AM PST reply actions

So Chicago is America's equivilent of Liverpool?

That is, a self-pity, woo-is-me, blame everyone else for our problems, shithole whose inhabitants are less intelligent and uglier than every other major city in the surrounding areas?

This Bradley trade has made me pay attention to this franchise for a change, and I now take immense pleasure in their run of failure, and long may it continue.

by EnglishMariner on Dec 25, 2009 4:21 AM PST reply actions 2 recs

Thats just about how I've always seen it

But Chicago has never spawned anything as awesome as The Beatles. And yep, I fucking hate the Cubs. They can stop forcing their “Loveable Franchise” on everyone, because I’m pretty positive most of the league cannot stand them.

Carlos Silvelite

by OceanBird on Dec 25, 2009 11:19 AM PST up reply actions

An incomplete list of things from Chicago as awesome as the Beatles:

Muddy Waters, Howlin’ Wolf, Willie Dixon, Bo Diddley, Chess Records, John Hughes, Second City Improv, a widely copied model for public transportation infrastructure.

by Aaron Campeau on Dec 26, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs

This why I never want the Cubs to ever win a pennant.

Their fans would be worse than Red Sox fans. Bank on it.

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Dec 27, 2009 6:10 PM PST via mobile up reply actions

And what about the huge portion of their fanbase that aren't assholes and just want to win a World Series?

There are plenty of Cubs fans that don’t suck. A lot of them aren’t going to be around much longer.

Think about this; there are people that lived through (and have vivid memories of) the Depression and fought in WWII that have been Cubs fans their whole lives and have never seen their team win a pennant. That fucking blows, and I don’t care how insufferable some of their fans might become, I want those people to be able to experience baseball-related euphoria once before they die.

by Aaron Campeau on Dec 29, 2009 7:23 AM PST up reply actions