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Cliff Lee Is A Mariner Now, Everybody Relax

As you've heard by now, the deal is finally official. I don't know if a "finally" is warranted, since this only took three days while the Erik Bedard trade a few years ago took seventeen months to complete, but this was such a winner from the beginning that the longer it dragged on, the more everyone couldn't help but get a little anxious. Alas, despite Bob Elliott's misdirection this morning, Tyson Gillies, Phillippe Aumont, and J.C. Ramirez are now officially Phillies, and Cliff Lee - Cliff freakin Lee - is now officially a Mariner.

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What's funny about a trade like this is that, by the time it's done, there's nothing left to say, because everything's already been discussed in the days leading up. So, yeah. I guess you can consider this your thread to voice elation that is 100% anxiety-free, because there's nothing left to stop us. The Seattle Mariners have two of the most talented and durable starting pitchers in baseball.

I won't say this is my favorite move the M's have ever made, but it has to be the biggest.

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Has to be the Langston deal, right?

That started the ball rolling on quite a few solid M’s moves.

Say it with me: Washington Capitals. Capitals.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997

by JLProck on Dec 16, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

To me, this is the 2nd best move

The Langston deal, with RJ coming out to dominate was good.

Phelps for Buhner was a better long term deal.

by TheEmrys on Dec 16, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

anti-Sonics

Not going the route of the Sonics and Pilots was the best move.

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by jameslcrockett on Dec 16, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Can we replace the crying bitch Sexson with this picture?

We are clearly in a new era.

Racer X. You have to love those amarillo hops.

p.s. fuck you angels

by InSpokane on Dec 16, 2009 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate Richie, but I leave it alone. Gotta respect the dead memes

Racer X. You have to love those amarillo hops.

p.s. fuck you angels

by InSpokane on Dec 16, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Memes don't deserve respect

Dead or otherwise. All that prancing around without talking, pulling on the invisible rope, leaning on the invisible wall, trapped in the invisible box….

by wandergeist on Dec 16, 2009 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Nononononono.

It’s a legacy of what we suffered through.

by redwolf75 on Dec 16, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I know, but it is also time to move.

Racer X. You have to love those amarillo hops.

p.s. fuck you angels

by InSpokane on Dec 16, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

on

Racer X. You have to love those amarillo hops.

p.s. fuck you angels

by InSpokane on Dec 16, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

"bluer", "whiter"

you don’t hear this enough, Jeffrey… but you’re fucking fantastic.

Grea trade… can every Cubs fan trade their first born to the Mariners and every first rounder for the next 20 years to the Mariners to have him as the Cubs GM? Or someone even remotely like him?

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by jameslcrockett on Dec 16, 2009 12:11 PM PST reply actions  

Give us a few years.

We might actually be able to farm a future GM!

by ThundaPC on Dec 16, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah yeah no not that ever.

GMZ brings what he brings but I think of Tony as that extra something. The blade, or the tip of the sword, I don’t know I haven’t settled on an analogy for him yet.

by Kermit. on Dec 16, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Smile...

The hand under Mona Lisa’s skirt.

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by jameslcrockett on Dec 16, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

i don't know...

have the Mariners ever farmed a future GM? Mike Flanagan? ick.

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by jameslcrockett on Dec 16, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh...

Props again for your Tweet @ProspectInsider…

Effing amazing. I’m stunnnnnnned. WOOOOOOOO JAAAAAAACK!!!!!!

SHOW FiFi THE MONEY!!!!

by PositivePaul on Dec 16, 2009 12:12 PM PST reply actions  

Ahem

CLIFF MOTHERFUCKING LEE

by lemonverbena on Dec 16, 2009 12:12 PM PST reply actions  

Congratulations to M's fans

This is a sweet trade for Seattle.

Now take Figgins and Lee and beat the freakin’ Angels, will ya?!?!

The monster at the end of this blog.

by grover on Dec 16, 2009 12:13 PM PST reply actions  

Does anyone know what Lee thinks?

I mean…it sounded like he kind of wanted to stick around in Philly. At least according to his agent:

“All I can say is, Cliff really enjoyed Philadelphia,” Braunecker said. “Since the end of the postseason, his intent was to remain there beyond next season. That’s been the goal. Unfortunately, some circumstances transpired that we couldn’t control.”

Somebody needs to make a giant head-on-a-stick of him so he knows how much we care.

by short on Dec 16, 2009 12:16 PM PST reply actions  

That's not the vibe Philadelphia seemed to have

given his ‘I won’t take a discount to stay in Philadelphia’ stance

by Matthew on Dec 16, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Cliff Lee probably did want to stay.

Means nothing to us though as he hasn’t been by Marinerland yet. We’ll be changing that tune in a hurry.

by ThundaPC on Dec 16, 2009 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Horray!

All Hail Zduriencik!

by Goose on Dec 16, 2009 12:20 PM PST reply actions  

Ahem.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ahem.

by rtang on Dec 16, 2009 12:23 PM PST reply actions  

Huh...

Awhile back I got an e-mail from Zduriencik’s daughter wondering if I had any more pictures of Jack. She thought this one looked too “mean.” I’d say it looks NINJA!

Jack Zduriencik Desktop Wallpaper

(And I did send her other “nicer” photos)

SHOW FiFi THE MONEY!!!!

by PositivePaul on Dec 16, 2009 12:50 PM PST reply actions   5 recs

I'd say it looks just mean enough.

After this trade, it is clear that Jack Z is not a nice man.

by Johnny Slick on Dec 16, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

All that's missing

Is a voice-over from someone with a deep voice.

by ThundaPC on Dec 16, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Get James Earl Jones on the phone!

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?

by Benne on Dec 16, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

James Earl Jones?

Morgan Freeman?

A Mariners fan in Seattle

by Coach Owens on Dec 16, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Not ninja

Angels fans call their GM a Ninja. Whatever Zduriencik is, it’s what ninjas fear.

by wandergeist on Dec 16, 2009 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I still do not understand...

how it is that Jack Z did not become a major league GM 10 years ago. I get that he was a really good scouting director but the Peter Principle states that you keep rising until you reach your own level of incompetence. Clearly, Z wasn’t an incompetent scout and he’s definitely not an incompetent GM either.

by Johnny Slick on Dec 16, 2009 12:57 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, and some of those GMs have been Herk Robinson, Cam Bonifay, Randy Smith, and Bill Bavasi.

And at the same time there have been a lot of younger guys who haven’t paid there dues so to speak; granted that most of them came from the Moneyball camp. I know I’ve been stuck in jobs below my ability but unlike GMZ I am basically incompetent.

by Johnny Slick on Dec 16, 2009 1:45 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Perhaps my favorite thing I've ever read on Wikipedia
Clifton Phifer “Cliff” Lee (born August 30, 1978) is a left handed starting pitcher for the Seattle Mariners in Major League Baseball.

by seattlebruin on Dec 16, 2009 1:10 PM PST reply actions  

Phifer?

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Dec 16, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm calling it.

With Felix, Lee, and our defense, the Mariners will have a no-hitter this year.

by katal on Dec 16, 2009 1:20 PM PST reply actions  

Err, traded for Cliff Lee!

I’m so excited I am speaking gibberish.

afahg;athasl

by Jeff Nye on Dec 16, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm sure there's at least one piece of paper he had to sign though

Locker rental agreement? Safeco keycard release form? Something.

by pdb on Dec 16, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

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