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OT: Dec 13th



Hey, look-- it's a week later, and and the old OT has been buried under more important, relevant, and useful fanposts. So, here is a new one.

 

I have just finished making four rolls of cookie dough (one peppermint, one almond, two chocolate/vanilla pinwheel), some fudge and some peppermint candies.  Toffee, pecan butter cookies, oatmeal cookies. chocolate chip cookies, some pumpkin ginger bars (new recipe), pumpkin bread, and maybe a pie or two more to come. I still haven't decided if I will let myself make chex mix (it might be too dangerous to have around)

 

What do you traditionally make/buy/serve during the long winter holiday season?

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Chex Mix!

Yes, that’s usually one of my holiday standbys, although I sometimes put a bit too much seasoning on it, which, while tasty, is not appreciated by the stomach.

The Chex Muddy Buddies is also great. A lot of sugar, but I try to offset that by using darker chocolate.

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by JY on Dec 13, 2009 3:02 PM PST reply actions  

Positive Paul actually has a recipe for this

That I want to give a shot for our NYE party – he uses Butter Snaps pretzels, Crispix, and cashews, among other things.

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Dec 13, 2009 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

My mom's is pretty much that, except with peanuts instead of cashews.

Not sure exactly what she uses to season it, but it’s a little spicy.

by Teej on Dec 13, 2009 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I might use Old Bay

Mmmmmm- cajun-y goodness.

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Dec 13, 2009 11:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Pumpkin bread

Nothing better in the world than a good loaf of pumpkin bread.

by pdb on Dec 13, 2009 3:03 PM PST reply actions  

My wife normally makes a pumpkin roll.

Not sure if yours is the same thing, but it’s damn good!

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by JLProck on Dec 13, 2009 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I like making pumpkin rolls, it usually goes over pretty well.

I was given a blackberry cinnamon bread once… I need to figure out how to make that.

Woe is me

by krb on Dec 13, 2009 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

There are other cafes that make stuff like they do

That has FAR less sugar, and still tastes great. I go to Diva Espresso – gingerbread and eggnog lattes. Would rather buy small, anyway.

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Dec 13, 2009 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I should clarify

By “far less sugar” I mean that they don’t look like ice cream sundaes instead of coffee. You can get whip if you want it, but personally, I have a rather low tolerance for the super-sweet, so the lack of whip/sprinkles/cookies/what the hell ever Starbucks puts on their “coffee” appeals to me.

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by section331 on Dec 13, 2009 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I hear you.

I had Starbucks ‘coffee’ a few weeks back for the first time in probably three years and I could go another three or so without issues. It was… syrupy….

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by JY on Dec 14, 2009 7:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep.

I sometimes wonder how they justify calling it coffee, since it more resembles something you can get at Dairy Queen. Once I found out how many calories were in a caramel macchiato, I stopped drinking them, and after a while, nixed the ’Bucks altogether in favor of smaller-indie-run coffeeshops. They need my money more anyway. :)

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by section331 on Dec 14, 2009 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

On the subject of cookies

I make what I call “trio chip” cookies, with milk chocolate chip, semi-sweet chocolate chip, and butterscotch chip.

I also tend to bake them “rare” more than most. I like my cookies chewy.

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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Dec 13, 2009 4:21 PM PST reply actions  

Oh, I don't.

I didn’t know until after I started rooting for Liverpool that they were such a storied — and resented — team. I’m OK with it, even if it does make me feel like a bandwagoner with poor bandwagon-selecting abilities.

But I adore Torres, and I’ve become invested in some other players. I’m not hugely invested in Rafa, the city or the history. But I just love the team.

That said, they’re fully worthy of derision this season. Failure follows me.

by Teej on Dec 13, 2009 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

It must really have stung for Liverpool fans

to see Xabi Alonso sitting in the stands, watching.

by pdb on Dec 14, 2009 6:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh yes.

The match recap in the Liverpool Echo had a picture of Alonso in the stands. He isn’t mentioned at all in the story and the photo doesn’t have a caption. It’s just there. It made me laugh.

by Teej on Dec 14, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

And I'll rec it every time

despite the fact that it means Arsenal won today.

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Dec 13, 2009 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

This stretch from now until catchers and pitchers report is soooo long for me.

Then when it happens it seems like the time flew by, because that signals the beginning of yard work. Always a pain in the ass, the early spring yard prep.

by Kermit. on Dec 13, 2009 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm on the same boat. Minus the yard work.

Since I largely base my year around following baseball I hate this time of year.

by Kirk on Dec 13, 2009 8:25 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

My family doesn't do a lot of cookies, usually

We always make peanut butter fudge and almond bark-dipped pretzels with a variety of sprinkles/toppings.

by Mikky on Dec 13, 2009 6:22 PM PST reply actions  

Latkes. Amazing latkes.

My dad has perfected the recipe over the years to the point that I’ve never had a better latkah than the one we make now. It makes me weep for everyone out there eating boring ones.

by abender20 on Dec 13, 2009 6:44 PM PST reply actions  

Like everything simple, the key is the process.

It’s potatoes, onion, egg, white pepper, flour, and salt. The keys are getting the right size shred (not too fine, not too coarse), the right amount of onion (about 1 reasonably large onion per 5 large russets), the right amount of flour so as to hold everything together with the egg but not to let it get dense. Like anything else, the artistry is in the fine details and not so much the ingredients.

by abender20 on Dec 13, 2009 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

It was just going to be more hassle than it was worth

I didn’t want to force our moderators to have to try to keep that thing civil. We don’t pay them, so no need to give them impossible tasks.

Nye wasn’t kidding, though. That guy left ~30 comments in the mod queue, all varying degrees of crazy.

by davidcameron on Dec 13, 2009 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I figured.

I feel sorry for you guys.

by Wilder. on Dec 13, 2009 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe you should stop stealing his brilliant ideas.

At the very least the guy should contact Jeff, so that he can steal his ideas straight from the source.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Dec 13, 2009 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep, laziness today caused me to miss all the fun, too!

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Dec 13, 2009 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Child? Only emotionally.

He was talking about how he called the ’96 World Series because he had been talking to a radio broadcaster and declared that the game changer would be that Mariano Rivera could throw 95 mph “all night long”.

Incidentally, he believed that this insight qualifies him for a scouting position of some kind.

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by JY on Dec 14, 2009 7:22 AM PST up reply actions  

By that logic, Mike Blowers should be a scout...

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Dec 14, 2009 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

While I love all Venture Brothers episodes

I think the one that just aired went to ridiculous levels of awesomeness, bordering on fan-service.

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by Eyebrows on Dec 13, 2009 11:57 PM PST reply actions  

I'm more of a PERL fan, myself.

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by Faux on Dec 14, 2009 6:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Uploaded where?

My cable has been out, and I completely missed the mid-season finale. This won’t do.

by katal on Dec 14, 2009 6:25 AM PST up reply actions  

You can stream it on the Adult Swim main site.

It should be up by now.

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by JY on Dec 14, 2009 6:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I will have to confer with this after tonight.

Wasn’t it the half-season finale as well?

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by JY on Dec 14, 2009 6:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Concur?

And yes, it was.

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by Eyebrows on Dec 14, 2009 9:02 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

No, confer.

I haven’t seen it yet, so I don’t know if I agree with you yet, although I expect I will.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/

by JY on Dec 14, 2009 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Brock!

I was reflecting on it with a friend the other day, and it’s surprised me how good this season has been so far despite lacking Brock and Dr. Orpheus in all but two episodes so far.

But yeah, 21 has been awesome so far this season. After his whole Ogopogo rant I could barely move.

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by JY on Dec 14, 2009 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

No spoilers!

I DVRed it but have to wait until after work to watch it.

[DELETED ZOMG NO POLITICS]

by bluemax on Dec 14, 2009 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

My grandmother always made Divinity when I was young.

And although I don’t like it myself, I’ve taken it on as sort of a tradition.

I also make a mean oatmeal-raisin-pear/apple cookie, but I make that from fall on through spring.

By next fall I should have an actual kitchen up and running, so it’ll be time for canning apple, pear and pepper sauces. For those of you that don’t know, peppersauce is the best thing you’ve never had on pork chops, and I’m not sure how I got through these past 10 years without it. I wonder how east coast fruits will stand up compared to western varieties?

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by Faux on Dec 14, 2009 5:27 AM PST reply actions  

So my wife has a birthday on the 18th...

I’m getting her a jewelry box and filling it with chocolate and other things. I need some ideas on what the other things should be…
I’m getting her a nice piece of jewelry for Christmas, so non-jewelry items would be good. Any ideas?

by lailaihei on Dec 14, 2009 5:43 AM PST reply actions  

Seahawks. :(

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Dec 14, 2009 8:34 AM PST reply actions  

I want two.

If Seneca and Hasselbeck are on the roster next year, I will despise the new GM.

by abender20 on Dec 14, 2009 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm not sure I'm in love with him, but we need a QB

and he seems like the best combination of talent and value.

by abender20 on Dec 14, 2009 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

And a new offensive line.

And a new “#1” cornerback. I’m so fucking done with Trufant.

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Dec 14, 2009 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Honestly I don't think Trufant is 100% yet.

I think he needs an offseason to get back to full speed.

by BrianL on Dec 14, 2009 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree that he's not 100%, but the secondary is still.... not good.

Take a 100% Trufant and some development from Wilson and you’re getting within range of average…ish. It’s seems like every year the team needs to shop for a decent, stand-in safety, and that looks like it’ll continue again this off-season.

by marc w on Dec 14, 2009 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I think Babs is playing well enough that we can downplay safety for a change.

Maybe if you can find someone who can cover better than Grant you could argue for a change, but for once I don’t think that’s high on the priority list.

by BrianL on Dec 14, 2009 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Seattle's pass defense ranked 27th in the league BEFORE yesterday's debacle.

Everyone is playing well for a few plays here or there, but the total package isn’t where it needs to be.
I think Babs is fine, maybe a C grade. That would imply Grant’s at Boulware-levels of coverage ability. So fine, replace one of them and not both… the unit still needs improvement.
(Yes, yes, yes, the secondary would be better if the front four got any kind of penetration, but they get torched on short drops, they get torched on deep passes, they get torched on seam routes and outs….it’s pretty comprehensive).

by marc w on Dec 14, 2009 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I just don't know what to make of the secondary.

I’m baffled by the scheme that gives opposing receivers huge cushions in the zone.

by BrianL on Dec 14, 2009 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

The scheme is, at times, mysterious, but it's been several years now

featuring multiple secondary coaches, head coaches, safeties, LBs… good front fours, bad front fours, lots of sacks, no sacks, etc. And except for 2007 when they were on the good side of average, it’s always sucked. This isn’t a small sample size thing (as with Jones’ receiving YAR), this is a long-standing problem that’s made marginal improvements this year solely because it couldn’t possibly have been worse.
I just feel that each year, we’ve all said, “Oh, but they just need to do X” or “Y is improving, so they’ll be tons better,” and even when they DO X, or get improvement from Y, they still can’t stop a decent passing offense. It’s frustrating.

by marc w on Dec 14, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Saints! :)

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by Faux on Dec 14, 2009 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

After listening to Jim Mora's words to the media yesterday

I’m okay if he’s fired. Actually, I think I want him to be fired.

by BrianL on Dec 14, 2009 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep.

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Dec 14, 2009 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I missed the post-game yesterday, just looked it up and, uh, wow.

I’m sure those comments will do wonders for the team Jim. If you can’t keep your emotions in check after the game maybe this isn’t the right job for you. It’s one thing to try and light a fire under a guy that’s underperforming, but that just seems like seething spite to me. Dump.

by waldo rojas on Dec 14, 2009 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

If I had known all the things that were going to happen last night, such as watching two near-30 men wearing onesies

tell a bouncer at a club in Staples Center “fuck you I don’t have access,” and then be shown up to the lounge, at which point the manager said “not even mad, guys. Not even mad,” and then bought them both a drink, I would have brought a camera.

by seattlebruin on Dec 14, 2009 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Too stunned at the time

there is photo evidence of this on about three dozen random LA residents cameras though

by seattlebruin on Dec 14, 2009 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

If we're sharing weird stories, I have a pretty good one from last week while I was still in LV.

I watched a 6/7yr old boy walk up to the card flickers on the strip and grab a stack. He then took them back to his dad, who had apparently told him to get the “trading cards” for him. The mom subsequently flipped the fuck out and started shouting and screaming at both the dad, kid, and flicker (who didn’t understand her) all at the same time.

I didn’t stop laughing for about 10 minutes, and by then the family had left and I was surrounded by people that thought I had cracked.

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by Faux on Dec 14, 2009 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

They stand there and hand out cards for escort services.

They’re everywhere on the strip, and the cards barely have anything blurred.

They’re called flickers I guess because they flick them with their thumbnails to make a noise.

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by Faux on Dec 14, 2009 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, look up youtube videos about them. (I can't, no streaming at work)

They’re annoying as fuck,and easily the worst part about Vegas.

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by Faux on Dec 14, 2009 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

It's like a 2px by 2px square.

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by Faux on Dec 14, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

On a side note, I have hilarious stocking stuffers for a couple friends.

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by Faux on Dec 14, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

On Saturday I was at a party that was 90% comprised of frat guys and bros.

I think the highlight was seeing this bro with a giant beer belly come back inside the house minus his shirt, with vomit all over his pants.

He then proceeded to drunkenly stumble his way out of the pants in front of everyone.

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by Eyebrows on Dec 14, 2009 9:33 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Shit, not frat guys and bros - that's redundant.

Marines and bros.

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by Eyebrows on Dec 14, 2009 9:33 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Arshavin's

But Agbonlahor’s was pretty sweet too.

by pdb on Dec 14, 2009 9:23 AM PST up reply actions   2 recs

I just love watching Man Utd lose

I also love how after the game Sir Alex was moaning about how timekeeping should be taken out of the hands of the officials on the pitch because they didn’t allow enough injury time. Suck it, loser.

by pdb on Dec 14, 2009 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Clearly he just thinks United should play til they win.

Officials no longer get to decide time on any game—Sir Alex decides for all games, everywhere, at any time.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Dec 14, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

That only seems fair

He’s obviously the biggest supergenius in all of football and knows best about everything.

by pdb on Dec 14, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I was on a night out near Old Trafford on Saturday night...

I was following the game somewhat via my phone sat in a bar. My friend is a red and I gave her major grief over the result. About 20 minutes after the game the bar RAPIDLY filled up with fans filtering in from the ground. I made it my purpose to identify the United fans and on my way to the toilet, randomly ask them “What score did we finish tonight” or “How many did we win by tonight then”, and feign disappointment and disbelief when they revealed that the mighty Manchester United, the greatest team in the omniverse, had actually been defeated by Aston Villa.

by EnglishMariner on Dec 14, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Next time don't forget to ask where they're from

if any of them are from within a 40 min drive of OT I’d be stunned.

by pdb on Dec 14, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

had the game ended 1-1 I would have gone with Johnson's

but that Arshavin goal was gorgeous. The fact that it was a game winner made it even better.

by pdb on Dec 14, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Finally a list I can get behind

The Guardian’s list of People Who Ruined The Decade. Sorta Brit-heavy in parts but still.

by pdb on Dec 14, 2009 9:28 AM PST reply actions  

I have no idea who or what 90% percent of that article is about.

Sometimes boycotting large portions of popular culture and streams of information feels curmudgeonly, and then times like now it feels pretty good. Also, they left off Bill Bavasi and he pretty much fucked the whole decade right in ear.

by Kermit. on Dec 14, 2009 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Boo on him for ragging on Dinosaur Jr.

At least they came back and made a quality album…instead of waiting FOUR FUCKING YEARS to announce the recording of a new album, while growing fat on the delicious touring money, like the Pixies.

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Dec 14, 2009 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

That's a gross mischaracterization.

The Pixies were already fat at the beginning of their comeback tour.

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by JY on Dec 14, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions   2 recs

Bahahaha.

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Dec 14, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of Dinosaur Jr.

This song has a hell of a guitar solo (skip to 3:35 if you don’t want to listen to the whole song, but you should listen to the whole song if you know what’s good for you)

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Dec 14, 2009 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

And there goes my winter break.

To be clear though, it would have been lost to Hulu regardless.

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by JY on Dec 14, 2009 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

They will probably never have the best episodes

But I actually haven’t seen some of these, so that’s neat

by Gihyou on Dec 14, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Huh, that's interesting.

MST3K. My brain is fucked today.

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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Dec 14, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh shit, really?

That’s fantastic. I only have one boxset (they aren’t cheap!), so this will be infinitely awesome.

by Teej on Dec 14, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck yes!

[DELETED ZOMG NO POLITICS]

by bluemax on Dec 14, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Not to mention the Huskies schedule is absolutely brutal next year

I’m thrilled naturally but seriously this is incredibly risky when the whispers were that he would go top ten this year.

by Robert on Dec 14, 2009 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he's potentially giving up a great chance to get financial security for life.

There’s a ton that could go wrong between now and the next time he’s draft eligible.

by BrianL on Dec 14, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

His stock is potentially much more volatile than Bradford’s was this year but at least Bradford had the allure of a possible National Championship. Count in the fact that he could lose millions of money with the new CBA even if he goes top 5 and this doesn’t make any sense at all. Irregardless wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by Robert on Dec 14, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

It's not a sound financial decision by Locker

But hey, I will love watching him play at UW one more year and it gives the Huskies an easy opportunity to redshirt Montana. So hooray!

by Gihyou on Dec 14, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

It makes no sense to me.

Didn’t he see what happened to Bradford this year? It’s not like he’s going back to win a title. I’d tell the kid to take the money and run. The risk far outweighs the reward.

by Jed MC on Dec 14, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

You have to look at it from a second contract perspective as well

the most likely scenario is that the CBA isn’t getting done this year. It might, but it’s a lot more worrisome for a 2012 prospect than a 2011 one.

If he jumps now, he gets the money now, but he’s an unpolished QB in a league looking for results. If he waits one more year, he can be big man on campus while continuing to prep himself for his pro career, whether that be in baseball or football.

By coming back, the money will most likely still be there in 2011, as Scruffy points out, the money doesn’t matter to him that much, he’ll put himself in line for a much larger second contract (rather than a CFL one), and he doesn’t leave anything on the table at UW.

by seattlebruin on Dec 14, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok, now I understand why he'd like to stay.

At his age and responsibility, the money doesn’t have the same weight in his decision as it would for me at my age and responsibilities. Being a college superstar QB has benefits as well.

by Jed MC on Dec 14, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Well what the fuck

I thought everyone cared about nothing but money

by Gihyou on Dec 14, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Both sides make a lot of sense here

on the one hand, that’s an absolute crapton of money to turn down, but if the guy’s having fun in college, no amount of money is going to replace that

by seattlebruin on Dec 14, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

That makes sense.

He’s at a point in life where the money from the Angels is plenty for the moment. There’s no hurry to head to the NFL.

by redwolf75 on Dec 15, 2009 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't stop listening to the Hannukah radio station on SiriusXM

because it’s both hilarious and awful all at once. It’s like there’s a Brill Building for Hannukah songs, with one room for raps, one room for country, one room for rock, and one room for novelty songs, all pumping out music that’s somewhat beyond description. I don’t know anything about traditional Hannukah music but I’m betting this ain’t it.

by pdb on Dec 14, 2009 6:22 PM PST reply actions  

My favorite so far

has been “Feliz Hannukah”, sung, of course, to “Feliz Navidad”. Sample lyric:

I want to make a potato latke
I want to make a potato latke
I want to make a potato latke
even though they’re bad for your heaaaaaaart

by pdb on Dec 14, 2009 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Today's hit selections

“Hannukcalypso” and “My Menorah” sung to the tune of My Sharona.

by pdb on Dec 15, 2009 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I've always wondered which of our primate ancestors

would have made the best baseball players.

I’ve always thought Neanderthals.

by craig3410 on Dec 14, 2009 10:04 PM PST reply actions  

Maybe not the best

There’s a Richie Sexson joke in here somewhere; I’m just too tired and not drunk enough to think of it….

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by section331 on Dec 14, 2009 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it safe in here?

I’m afraid of the front page today.

by Sec 108 on Dec 15, 2009 9:55 AM PST reply actions  

Sure why not

I don’t know if you know or not but the Lee deal’s not done yet so it’s time to freak out apparently.

by pdb on Dec 15, 2009 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Once we knew what pieces were involved, we stopped freaking out.

Now it’s just semi-coherent banter.

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by JY on Dec 15, 2009 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Red Mill

if I look in the fridge at 2AM and there’s no more beer it’s because all the beer that was in the fridge is pummeling my liver and I probably didn’t need another one anyway so I just go pass out.

by pdb on Dec 15, 2009 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Explanation?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 15, 2009 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

And how is that a nature shirt?

Or is that part of the show as well?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 15, 2009 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Aha, I get it now.

Thanks.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Dec 15, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

We are actually having a NYE party

Based on the three wolf moon shirt this year.
Mine, however, is powder blue and has kittens on it….it is also FAR too large for me, just like Nature intended…

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Dec 16, 2009 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I've been listening to

this song a lot lately. It’s catchy and poppy and happy and free! on his website when you sign up

by Dewey N on Dec 15, 2009 11:26 AM PST reply actions  

Interesting.

from Drayer:

Bud Selig announced in a conference call this morning the formation of a new committee to examine what he called on field issues. The committee will consist of fourteen current and former managers, general managers and club presidents. Mariners President Chuck Armstrong is included in the group.

by msb on Dec 15, 2009 11:58 AM PST reply actions  

Ehh
Selig declared that there will be no “sacred cows” and that this group would address issues including scheduling, post season format, umpiring, time of game and instant replay and make recommendations.
The group includes managers Tony Larussa, Joe Torre, Jim Leyland and Mike Sciosia along with four general managers and four team presidents. Also invited to sit in and participate were Frank Robinson and journalist George Will.

Yeah those old timey baseball guys are sure to be fans of the whole instant replay thing. I’m skeptical that there will really be no “sacred cows” when the committee consists of those people. But we’ll see I guess.

by OlSalty on Dec 15, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I will never understand how shipping rates are calculated.

I just sent two packages containing the exact same items – one to Tucson and to Rutland, VT. The package going to Tucson was over twice as expensive to ship as the one to Vermont. I know it’s all about routing and stuff, but still. I’d love to dig into the logistics of shipping someday. It’s fascinating.

by pdb on Dec 15, 2009 1:26 PM PST reply actions  

That's always funny to me

I ordered a laptop from a company on ebay. They were in Bothell and it was being shipped to my house in Renton. It took 3 days, and ended up somewhere in SoCal at one point. Bizarre

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on Dec 15, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

This is awesome

Salk just mentioned this on the radio, but scientists have discovered the first ever octopi that use tools.

Apparently they hollow out coconuts that’ve sunk to the sea floor and carry the shells around to use as a mobile shelter.

by OlSalty on Dec 15, 2009 1:40 PM PST reply actions  

I saw that

I also saw TheRealMariners miss a really obivous Chone Figgins pun.

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Dec 15, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

This was on the USSM twitter list thing, by the way.

Doesn’t make a lot of sense without that bit of info.

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Dec 15, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

This is one of the coolest thing I have ever heard about.

This just makes me want to change my major to marine biology.

by Kirk on Dec 15, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Pfft, my house is better than that.

Seriously, though, that is pretty cool.

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Dec 15, 2009 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, at the Seattle Aquarium a while back, they kept noticing that the fish/anemones/shellfish/whatever in the tide pools kept dissappearing, and they didn't know why.

So they set up a security camera in the room, and they discovered that the octopus would crawl outside of its uncovered tank, make its way across the floor, then gorge itself in the tide pools, then go back into its tank all in the same night.

by Decatur on Dec 16, 2009 2:51 AM PST up reply actions  

No way.

This would be the creepiest thing to watch. There has to be video of this somewhere.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Dec 16, 2009 4:41 AM PST up reply actions  

My favorite part...

is at the end of the second one when it goes after the camera.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/

by JY on Dec 16, 2009 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

My favorite as well.

It’s like “give me that”.

by Kirk on Dec 16, 2009 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep, octopi have been known to do that.

They also sometimes climb onto crabbing vessels, break the cages open, have themselves a bit of free food, and then go on their merry way.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/

by JY on Dec 16, 2009 7:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Amazing.
Ignore the rumors, I am still not convinced Zduriencik would spend over $15M a year on Bay for 4+ years; Z overvalues defense too much.

by abender20 on Dec 15, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Until they begin tweeting and podcasting, there is no competition.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/

by JY on Dec 15, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno.

there is a guy who apparently managed to get banned from MLBTR.

by msb on Dec 15, 2009 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

He has

one follower. Probably himself.

by redwolf75 on Dec 15, 2009 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

So Apple is requiring Safari if you want to buy music on iTunes?

This is annoying, and on first pass appears to be a less than stellar business move.

by Kermit. on Dec 15, 2009 6:19 PM PST reply actions  

I think that's optional.

And fuck iTunes for using their own format and not mp3s like normal people.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/

by JY on Dec 15, 2009 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup, still doing it.

Pops up a window “iTunes requires Safari 4.0.3 or later be installed to use iTunes store within iTunes. Click on updater…”

by Kermit. on Dec 16, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

That is the message that pops up when I load iTunes, and nothing else open. No browser, nothing.

It’s checking my computer and telling me I need Safari on it, I don’t like Safari and I don’t want to load it just to make Apple happy. I’m a Mac fan, I’ve always had a Mac, but this is the kind of mickey mouse shit that they’ve always pulled, and it costs them customers.

by Kermit. on Dec 16, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

wait I'm confused.

I have a Mac, and I use iTunes but have never opened up Safari in my life – I use Firefox, and I’ve never had a problem with iTunes at all, whether it’s the only thing open or whether I always have FF open, iTunes loads without a hitch. Your iTunes requires you to have Safari open when you use it? What version of iTunes are you on?

by pdb on Dec 16, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

9.0.2 (25). Must be the latest update, I just bought some music last week. It updated shortly after that.

Now this. This is probably stupid to a lot of people, but I don’t like being forced into stuff like this. If I wanted Safari, I’d be using Safari. But somewhere a few years back they were doing a poor job of keeping it current so I jumped ship.

by Kermit. on Dec 16, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I just don't understand why your iTunes is forcing you to use it

It’s not so much stupid (nothing stupid about wanting to choose your own browser) as it is confusing. I’ve used iTunes on a Mac for almost two years and never once have I been faced with that issue. Are you on Leopard or Snow Leopard, or an older OS?

by pdb on Dec 16, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll have to play with my iTunes when I get home

because I can think of no earthly reason it should be requiring you to open a browser to use it but I don’t have iTunes installed at work.

by pdb on Dec 16, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

It looks like the new safari is using webkit

Which is why is asking you to have safari. I don’t know why you uninstalled it in the first place. Just remove it from your dock and make firefox your default browser.

by Scruffy Lefty on Dec 16, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I just read that, in the link pdb put up. It's in there, just out of date.

Hopefully that fixes this after restart. Thanks for the help guys.

by Kermit. on Dec 16, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Fixed! Huzzah success!

All that aggravation just to rock out on 20th Century Boy by T. Rex. This Cliff Lee signing has me stoked

by Kermit. on Dec 16, 2009 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

But in my quick whip around the Web it seems like upgrading to Leopard might fix this for you

if that’s an option you’re willing to consider. I guess they rebuilt the way the store works from the ground up in iTunes 9, and it doesn’t always play well with 10.5-era OS X:

http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?threadID=2150840&start=0&tstart=0

by pdb on Dec 16, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

From what I've read, Leopard doesn't work on the old processors.

Wasn’t it designed for the new intel stuff, and part of why it is so streamlined is they dumped the backwards compatibility?

by Kermit. on Dec 16, 2009 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Could be

I have an intel Mac, wasn’t aware yours was an older one. Maybe try using an older version of iTunes?

by pdb on Dec 16, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess that's out then.

Instead, let’s just stick it to major cable networks by watching Hulu!

by abender20 on Dec 15, 2009 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Try Amazon

mp3 format, no DRM, and good prices.

by pdb on Dec 15, 2009 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll third it.

After I got burned a couple of times by getting things on iTunes that wouldn’t load onto my Zune, I switched to Amazon for the stuff that isn’t in the Zune marketplace. They don’t have everything either, but their selection is pretty solid.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/

by JY on Dec 16, 2009 7:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Don't forget the mighty Plymouth.

Enjoy your five hour drive from Heathrow…

by EnglishMariner on Dec 16, 2009 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

The south west is really nice, however. I'd much, much rather go to Plymouth than Sunderland. Or Milton Keynes.

And Plymouth isn’t exactly land’s end… it’s close enough to Exeter that it wouldn’t be so bad. Esp. as you can now fly to Cornwall.

by marc w on Dec 16, 2009 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I had fun in Sunderland once

but then I was extremely drunk at the time so there’s that I guess.

by pdb on Dec 16, 2009 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm sure it's possible. I always had a blast in Preston, even before it got cleaned up a bit.

Two things: 1) Sunderland isn’t a pretty town at all, and anywhere in the UK can get you drunk. 2) How can you defend Sunderland and still not like Glasgow? Seems like preferring Longview to Portland.

by marc w on Dec 16, 2009 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn't say I liked it, just that I had fun there

I have also had fun in Minot, ND, Birmingham, AL (and England, for that matter), and Penticton BC, none of which I could claim that I liked. Your point #1, at least the second part, is key to why I had fun in all of these places.

by pdb on Dec 16, 2009 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, and I guess that's why they put it there. It also gives them a nice geographic spread

Northeast, Northwest, Southwest, Midlands, London.
I guess I don’t really get Bristol AND Plymouth, but as I said, I like the southwest, so I don’t mind that.

by marc w on Dec 16, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Hm

Favorite pseudo music video: A Glorious Dawn
Favorite legit music video: Weapon of Choice
Favorite “What the hell!?” music video: Chris Dane Owen’s “Shine on Me”

by BrianL on Dec 16, 2009 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh my god.

A friend recently insisted that I see the Chris Dane Owens vid. I’m still trying to recover.

And what’s up with that alligator?

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/

by JY on Dec 16, 2009 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

It doesn't make a damn bit of sense when you look at it closely either.

Are those witches on his side or not?

When he’s escaping the shipwreck, where the fuck does that rope come from?

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/

by JY on Dec 16, 2009 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Heaven's on Fire - KISS

It hits all the 80’s high points:

 - Ludicrous song: Check
 - Lots of spandex, in patterns and stripes: Check
 - Big hair: Check
 - Fire: Check
 - Writhing, scantily clad women: Check
 - Gloves on single hands: Check
 - Blatant and yet poorly done double-entendres: Check
 - Finale with flaming hoop: Check and mate

Other than Shout At The Devil, you won’t find a better 80’s video.

by pdb on Dec 16, 2009 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

YES YES YES!

Good luck finding the full version on youtube though, it always gets deleted. :(

by EnglishMariner on Dec 16, 2009 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't really get into videos per se

But this one is pretty high up there…

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Dec 17, 2009 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

So here's a somewhat Twitter-based question

Does the use of hash tags in applications outside Twitter such as Facebook actually serve a purpose, as I understand it is in Twitter, or is it just an annoying Twitter-carryover affectation? As I understand it, hash tags in Twitter are used to group a subject together (I don’t use Twitter so I’m not 100% sure, correct me if I’m wrong), but when I see people in FB and other places preface things with the pound sign it’s just irritating.

by pdb on Dec 16, 2009 10:41 AM PST reply actions  

I think I'm at least partially wrong on that.

If you’re consistently tweeting in regards to a certain topic, the hashtag helps group the subject when you’re not actually mentioning the subject in your main message.

For example, if you write “RIP Michael Jackson!” you don’t need to put #michaeljackson after it, because Twitter searches the body as well. But if your message didn’t include his name and you want it to be part of the group of messages about MJ’s death, you’d put a hashtag in there.

Or something. My brain hurts writing about it.

by Teej on Dec 16, 2009 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I love this.

I occasionally force my brain to think that I don’t understand English (used to practice this in junior high), then try to listen to a song read something without understanding it. English sounds bananas that way.

by royalcurve on Dec 16, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

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