I think we’re parked man.

Lincecum. " Prosecutors in Clark County, Wash., and Tim Lincecum have reached an agreement in which the pitcher will pay a $250 fine relating to his possession of a marijuana pipe with the drug possession charge being dropped. Lincecum also must pay a $122 fine for speeding. This disposition, which is standard for a first-time offender for misdemeanor pot possession who cooperates with police."

Sexson. “Stopped near his home, after taking off from a stop light and quickly reach 50 mph in a 35 mph zone. 2 opened beer bottles were found in the back seat, according to prosecutors. Performed field sobriety tests but refused to blow into a portable breath tester, and when his blood alcohol level was tested later it registered .07, just under the legal threshold of .08. Second-degree negligent driving, an infraction punishable by a $538 fine. Deputy prosecutors agreed to reduce the charge in part because the only reported driving problem, speeding about 15 mph over the limit, is common and isn’t by itself an indication that the driver was intoxicated.”