10/9: Open Division Series Thread
Burnett and Beckett just look like autopsy photos.
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So who's down with a foursome involving Joe Mauer, his Miss USA girlfriend, and I?
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 9, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's less homophobia and more about I'm not gay
by Jeff on Oct 9, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sideburnist
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Oct 9, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff, after all we've been through you wont go gay for me for one stinkin' night?
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 9, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Playing hard to get, eh?
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 9, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's young, I bet he's still supple. Something to think about.
by Kermit. on Oct 9, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've got a donk, too.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 9, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well this thread is going in a direction that I didn't expect
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Oct 9, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a bit ashamed of myself, that was just a bit over the top.
by Kermit. on Oct 9, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was less referring to that than to the Gray's Anatomy lesson JMJ provided
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Oct 9, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why does AJ Burnett look like Jamie Moyer in pinstripes?
by Graham on Oct 9, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The bigger question is what is hiding in Jered Weaver's mouth?
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Oct 9, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weed.
Racer X. You have to love those amarillo hops.
p.s. fuck you angels
by InSpokane on Oct 9, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yo, I might have to hit that nigga up if that's the case
me so cool
by Humongo on Oct 9, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 9, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think this only works if you use an auto-tuned voice.
Racer X. You have to love those amarillo hops.
p.s. fuck you angels
by InSpokane on Oct 9, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tomacco
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 9, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He looks hung over to me.
Racer X. You have to love those amarillo hops.
p.s. fuck you angels
by InSpokane on Oct 9, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was formulating a Jamie Moyer's alcoholic brother quip, late late and late. Crap.
by Kermit. on Oct 9, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stick with Adenhart jokes, they're easier to come up with
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Oct 9, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would have been funnier.
Racer X. You have to love those amarillo hops.
p.s. fuck you angels
by InSpokane on Oct 9, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AJ looks like a hard scrabble dirt farmer
possibly on a tenant farm owned by Eli Whiteside
by msb on Oct 9, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is oooouuurrrr county!
Seriously, it’s the same thing.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Oct 9, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or country. Whatever.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Oct 9, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All GM can afford is a county at this point
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Oct 9, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So if and when the M's get back to the post season, will Niehaus be able to cover the game in any fashion?
I was listening to a bit of the game on the radio last night, it might have been McCarver. It really struck me, it was pretty much a talk radio sports show about how his feelings and opinions on advanced stats, with a baseball game interrupting the conversation. Really really terrible baseball game coverage.
by Kermit. on Oct 9, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
if I remember right
the local guys still get to do the radio broadcasts of all the games in the postseason.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Oct 9, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good to know, I was concerned something changed since the last time.
Big money cable contract and national broadcasting crews only or something horrible.
by Kermit. on Oct 9, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TV is most definitely that way but I think they throw radio a bone.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Oct 9, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man I hate that nobody can remember how announcing works when your own team is in the playoffs
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Oct 9, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When we made the playoffs last
I remember turning the radio on and putting the Tv on mute.
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by bluemax on Oct 9, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God I hate all of the Yankees so much. Almost equally.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 9, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't bring myself to hate Nick Swisher...
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Oct 9, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will acknowledge his greatness. But nothing more!
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 9, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope. Sorry.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 9, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If the Yankees and Red Sox finish a game tied instead of extra innings
they should just have a beerfest style drink off between Burnett and Beckett!
Wherever I go, that's where I am.
by noontide on Oct 9, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit! You mean if I spend just a measly $70, I too can get random non game used baseball
commemorating Derek Jeter being the Yankee hit leader? What a steal!
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Oct 9, 2009 3:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT! NOW WE CAN GET THE DEREK JETER AND MARK TEXIERIA STATE QUARTERS FOR $40!!
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Oct 9, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm still holding out for the Melky Cabrera Commemorative Jigsaw Puzzle
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Oct 9, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"It's about how many championships you've won, and he's got some."
Hideki Matsui World Series rings=0
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Oct 9, 2009 3:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is anyone else watching the TV broadcast?
Darling is hard to listen to. He offers some decent insight but makes me sleeeeeepy.
Wherever I go, that's where I am.
by noontide on Oct 9, 2009 3:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So which blog are we going to fight with today?

by Jeff on Oct 9, 2009 3:42 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
I vote Pinstripe Alley.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Oct 9, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yay!
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 9, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't tell A-Rod
Oh, wait…
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Oct 9, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've just been feeling lately like I should hate the Dodgers more than I do.
by Manzanillos Cup on Oct 9, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't think of a valid reason to hate them really
and I’ve been trying.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Oct 9, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's become kind of annoying over there
the guys who run the blog are good dudes and post some decent commentary. But game threads are hard to follow because people reply fail, don’t use the subject line, and do that +1 shit.
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by bluemax on Oct 9, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff's goal of the ApocaLLypse draws near
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Oct 9, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why is richie sexson diving into a pile of pasta in a bathysphere?
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Oct 9, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure
I’ve had dreams about Richie Sexson, pasta, and a bath-y-something-or-other…
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Oct 9, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JETER IS SUCH A BAD SS HE CAN'T EVEN TURN A DOUBLE PLAY!
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Oct 9, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey did ya hear? Felix Hernadez had a tie for the most wild pitches! Who knew?
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 9, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man, that guy sucks.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Oct 9, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DFA
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Oct 9, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not a strike.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 9, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love Joe Mauer. Maybe a little too much.
THAT WASNT EVEN A STRIKE YOU (CH)UMP
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 9, 2009 3:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow fuck that
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Oct 9, 2009 4:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What the fuck
seriously… what the fuck… you idiots
by Zack on Oct 9, 2009 4:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For christ sakes!
How do the Yankees always seem to come up with plays like that?!?
Wherever I go, that's where I am.
by noontide on Oct 9, 2009 4:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok, now I get the question from yesterday
black tacos????
by msb on Oct 9, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hear it's for a limited time only.
So you better hurry down and pick up your stomach ache in a bag.
by Sundevil78 on Oct 9, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Runs would be fun.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 9, 2009 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Postseason ads!
Astroboy!
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Oct 9, 2009 4:26 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Burnett is losing it. He's done. Get him out.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 9, 2009 4:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I've been working on this for about an hour

The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 9, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Uhhhhhhh...
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Oct 9, 2009 4:36 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sorry to hear that
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Oct 9, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah. It's clearly quality work.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 9, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She seems to have mislaid part of her dress.
by msb on Oct 9, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh. I thought that was whipped cream.
☊
by royalcurve on Oct 9, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I knew I could count on you for a Herb Alpert reference! That is, in fact, exactly what it reminded me of.
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by royalcurve on Oct 9, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I found that album cover oddly fascinating when I was a kid.
soap? cream? was she in the band?
by msb on Oct 9, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I found any album cover, where there was any hint of nudity, fascinating when I was a kid.
by Sundevil78 on Oct 9, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Smells like Teen Spirit?
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Oct 9, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The pink oboe?
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 9, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
looks like bubbles to me.
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Oct 9, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why is Mauer hitting his girlfriend with a bat?
by Sundevil78 on Oct 9, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's laying the wood to her.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 9, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fisted!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 9, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YES
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Oct 9, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AHAHAhahahaha
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Oct 9, 2009 4:55 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Yay Twins!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 9, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damon reminds me ...
the other RickO’Reilly has a column on the lack of shyness among unclothed athletes, with the immortal line
“Other guys, though, would make excellent nudist camp directors. I’m still not sure I’ve ever seen Yankees outfielder Johnny Damon clothed while walking through a clubhouse. The man is naked more often than Michelangelo’s David. "
by msb on Oct 9, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A run! Yeah!
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 9, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ron Darling took a dual major in French, and Southeast Asian history at Yale.
Maybe he’d be more interesting if he did his color commentary in French.
by msb on Oct 9, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man, these guys are a damn sight more excited when the Yankees are batting.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 9, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dudes dig the long ball.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 9, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I predict that Jeter will be thrown out at home plate.
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Oct 9, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Oct 9, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But called safe.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 9, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the hell happened to Delmon Young...
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Oct 9, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a TERRIBLE throw.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Oct 9, 2009 5:15 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Damn
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 9, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah fuck.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 9, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Look it's Joba the Twins are going to win for sure!
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Oct 9, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like how we treat Morrow like a fuck up and they treat Joba like a retarded child that needs some help.
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Oct 9, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Are there any retarded children that don't need help?
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 9, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Robert?
He seems to enjoy himself. Maybe more than need be, but…
by hairofthedawg on Oct 9, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take another look at Joba's picture.
He may very well be a retarded child
by Sundevil78 on Oct 9, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boy the umps really are something this post-season
I can’t wait for the WS
by msb on Oct 9, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So Jason Kubel looks like a douche in his pic and Jon Rauch looks like he wants to kill me.
by Mariner John on Oct 9, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ron Darling on whether Joba should start or relieve in the ALCS (paraphrased)
“Well if he pitches well here there’s no reason why you would change his role.”
Presumably, Darling also believes that if Joba doesn’t pitch well here, they shouldn’t then give him more innings.
Just say he should relieve. Express your thoughts.
by Jeff on Oct 9, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I still had umpires that are consistently bad. I don't care that they are consistent.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Oct 9, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I LOVE PUNTO!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Oct 9, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TWINS
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Oct 9, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nick Punto!
Nick Punto?!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 9, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rivera is good in the post season, huh?
Thanks for the heads up, Broadcaster!
by katal on Oct 9, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why does he say fisted so much?
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Oct 9, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
.
“I wouldn’t just say that he’s inoffensive, but that I actively enjoy listening to him. He may botch the odd call and like the word “fisted” even more than Dan Savage does, but his work bears no trace of the smarminess and self-worship that mars that of so many of his peers, and if he gushes it always seems to be out of high enthusiasm for the game"
by msb on Oct 9, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mariano Rivera: Fisted!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 9, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Looking at the guys seated behind the dugout.
Suddenly I don’t feel quite as ashamed about Safeco.
by katal on Oct 9, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rivera, Posada, Jeter
One season, these three will all fall off the cliff at once. And I will be happy.
by katal on Oct 9, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Posada has his name around the collar of his catcher's gear.
Like someone else might think its his. How egotistical. I hate you, jorge posada.
by katal on Oct 9, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
One capitalizes to show respect.
Thus a lack of capitalization denotes a lack of respect.
by katal on Oct 9, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really hope every team in postseason has trouble with their bullpen.
If the Ms have a “good” bullpen then they will be more indemand if all their relievers fail.
by mark sobba on Oct 9, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not Joe Nathan though.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 9, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit
I said not Joe Nathan.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 9, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Josh Beckett's face is incredibly symmetrical

those things that go over your feet.
by socks on Oct 9, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Most associate symmetry with beauty.
Beckett seems to be the exception to the rule.
Say it with me: Washington Capitals. Capitals.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
by JLProck on Oct 9, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thinking back
I’m glad Morrow blew that game against the Twins. I’m much happier watching them than the hated Tigers.
by katal on Oct 9, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad Jarrod Washburn was traded to the Tigers.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 9, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That fucking Subaru ad on all the baseball websites pisses me off.
by lailaihei on Oct 9, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JOE NATHAN TIME BITCHES!
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Oct 9, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So Pedro starting in Colorado.
His biggest problem the past 2 seasons? The long ball.
Should be interesting.
by lailaihei on Oct 9, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JOE NATHAN YOU FUCKING SUCK PITCH BETTER!
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Oct 9, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God damn
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Oct 9, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK?
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Oct 9, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
See VEB people get angry when their teams blow the lead.
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Oct 9, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This isn't even our team.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 9, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck this for a game of soldiers.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 9, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Taliban should have aimed for Yankee Stadium.
by katal on Oct 9, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Wasn't built yet.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 9, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A-Rod is clutchier when free from the bonds of PEDs
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by bluemax on Oct 9, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope the winning run scores on a bases loaded HBP to Swisher's face
by Jeff on Oct 9, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm trying to write and A-Rod interrupted me
by Jeff on Oct 9, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it the rational part of the Felix situation?
I’d just like to say that I’m going to boo that article, please don’t take offense.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 9, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rationally, if we trade Felix to an AL team then we have no shot of reaching the World Series until 2020.
Felix will stomp us in the ALCS and I will cut myself.
by katal on Oct 9, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know I'm not supposed to disagree with you, but life is always better when the yankees lose.
by katal on Oct 9, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ultimately life is always better when the Red Sox and Angels lose and NYY's got a better shot!
by Jeff on Oct 9, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I fail to see what this has to do with my dislike for the Red Sox
by Poochie on Oct 9, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're clinging onto this meme's last dying breaths
by Fogel on Oct 9, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're willing to just toss it aside like a cheap hooker?
by Fogel on Oct 9, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate you right now!
Wherever I go, that's where I am.
by noontide on Oct 9, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The one AL team I could root for is fucking their grandma
Wherever I go, that's where I am.
by noontide on Oct 9, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It means the Twins suck
Wherever I go, that's where I am.
by noontide on Oct 9, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The playoffs have not only made me realize that I favor the angels over the red sox.
But that I’d also prefer Beltre to sign with LAA, too.
by katal on Oct 9, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is my thought exactly.
Not a Yankees fan, but A-Rod is awesome and I hate the Angels and Red Sox more. So that home run was fucking awesome.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Oct 9, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Screw A-Rod.
Don’t cheer for baseball players just because they’re good.
by katal on Oct 9, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't even dislike him as a person. I think the media makes him look way worse than he really is. He's just socially retarded; his intentions are good...
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Oct 9, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he's a massive tool but he's probably no more of a massive tool than other professional athletes
he just has a much, much higher profile.
by acblue on Oct 10, 2009 4:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not playing today!
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by bluemax on Oct 9, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So you've decided to jump onto the Cardinals bandwagon now?
by Fogel on Oct 9, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather see the Rox in the WS but that's just me.
by lailaihei on Oct 9, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rox and Cards are pretty close on teams I want to win the WS though.
By far less annoying than the other 5 options, and the Twins are fucked so there’s no reason to root for them.
by lailaihei on Oct 9, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If there is some way for the Dodgers to win
and Manny to look horrible I am all for it.
Wherever I go, that's where I am.
by noontide on Oct 9, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's sucked for a month or so.
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by bluemax on Oct 9, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reember a couple of years ago when Alex got off to the good start, and Kelley wrote the column about how he was finally a Yankee and then it all went to hell in a hand-basket?
I want that to happen again.
by msb on Oct 9, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Friends don't let friends read Steve Kelley.
by katal on Oct 9, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sigh.
This is Kelley’s style: take an idea (too often a preposterous one, such as Ken Griffey Jr. returning to the Mariners)
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 9, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Play part of Play-Rod is short for Playoffs
by Robert on Oct 9, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Posada is perhaps my most hated Yankee.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 9, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish all of the world's burn victims could focus all their pain towards the yankees.
by katal on Oct 9, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Six million people died in the Holocaust.
Instead of those six million people going through that, I’d rather if it had been the 25 members of the yankees experiencing it 240,000 times over each.
by katal on Oct 9, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I know there's a lot of leeway
in the GTE here, but this is over the line. Most of my wife’s family died in the Holocaust and there are a hell of a lot of things that should’ve happened “instead” of the Holocaust.
by StuHamm on Oct 9, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm saying I wish her family hadn't gone through it. Read more carefully.
by katal on Oct 9, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
All I said was your comment was over the line...
by StuHamm on Oct 9, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You also chose where the line was.
The rule here typically is that you can’t make one subject taboo without starting on a very slippery slope.
Plus, GTE is GTE.
by katal on Oct 9, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I totally get that.
If you want to keep on, that’s your choice. I just wanted to say my piece. I guess I just feel that if politics is off the board then maybe the Holocaust could be too. This is not a community of one, so if others don’t agree, I understand.
by StuHamm on Oct 9, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Politics are banned because they're so divisive. It's the same with religion.
Everyone here agrees that the Holocaust was an immense travesty. That’s why I found it okay to joke about – everyone knows it was beyond terrible, and so there’s little risk of anyone thinking I was serious.
by katal on Oct 9, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll ban a Holocaust denier but I just can't draw the line under something that clearly wasn't meant to be taken seriously
by Jeff on Oct 9, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's really no way to say that without me sounding like a giant tool
by Jeff on Oct 9, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like a good opportunity to talk about your penis
by OlSalty on Oct 9, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apologies for driving the conversation towards your penis...
unless you planned it that way all along
by StuHamm on Oct 9, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
He's just not ready for the big time. Not yet.
That’s what separates a star like Joe Mauer from a yankee like Jorge Posada or Brett Gardner.
by katal on Oct 9, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the fuck was that?
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Oct 9, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You stupid cunt.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 9, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why do bands cover the Beatles?
You’re not going to do the song any better. Focus your efforts elsewhere.
by katal on Oct 9, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey has anyone realized this game went to extras?
by Fogel on Oct 9, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is two out the last three for the Twins some sort of record?
by Robert on Oct 9, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have vivid memories of at least 4 of our games against them from this season.
You’re totally right; the Twins are an exciting team!
by katal on Oct 9, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHA
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Oct 9, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOO!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 9, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THEY HAVE UMPS EXACTLY FOR THAT REASON
by drblacknwhite on Oct 9, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCKING UMPIRES
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Oct 9, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking hell that's abysmal officiating.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 9, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Robots...?
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Oct 9, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a horrible call.
It wasn’t even close. My two-year-old gets that one right.
Say it with me: Washington Capitals. Capitals.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
by JLProck on Oct 9, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I understand an umpires job can be difficult in some situations
That was not one of them.
by edddgar on Oct 9, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hit his glove too
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Oct 9, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Twins should be winning right now.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 9, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Inside the park double
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Oct 9, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It is hard to get three straight hits and not score a run!
Wherever I go, that's where I am.
by noontide on Oct 9, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow both teams seem to be getting very lucky on defense
by Fogel on Oct 9, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's so obvious that these teams want to play as long as possible
by Robert on Oct 9, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look at 'em, they LOVE it!
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Oct 9, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, for the love of fuck
Can we just end this shit with a dinger and get it over with. Minnesota?! HELLLOOOO?!
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Oct 9, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This game makes me hate the Yankees even more.
Say it with me: Washington Capitals. Capitals.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
by JLProck on Oct 9, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No Holocaust jokes here
But I still agree with you.
by katal on Oct 9, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And fuck Carlos Gomez, too.
Say it with me: Washington Capitals. Capitals.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
by JLProck on Oct 9, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup..I'd enjoy the Yankees not winning the World Series please.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Oct 9, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Of course.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 9, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow I bet the Twins will feel really gassed after this game.
by Robert on Oct 9, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU, YANKEES!
FUCK BABE RUTH, JOE DIMAGGIO, LOU GEHRIG, AND ALL THE OTHER DOUCHEBAG LEGENDS YOU’VE HAD!
Say it with me: Washington Capitals. Capitals.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
by JLProck on Oct 9, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now that Jeter's got Gehrig's record
I hope he gets his disease too.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 9, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it'd be great if Jeter was the first major leaguer to acquire the Swine Flu.
And not some bullshit low-end case, but a really, really, really, reeeeaaally bad case of it.
Say it with me: Washington Capitals. Capitals.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
by JLProck on Oct 9, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck this
I blame the retarded left field ump
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Oct 9, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good place to start.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Oct 9, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then you can move on to Carlos Gomez and the rest of the anemic Twins hitters that couldn't score a run when the bases were loaded and no one was out.
Say it with me: Washington Capitals. Capitals.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
by JLProck on Oct 9, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I missed that part.
I only saw them load the bases with no outs, then missed some and came back to see Carlos Gomez hack at the first pitch.
Say it with me: Washington Capitals. Capitals.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
by JLProck on Oct 9, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Yankees bought that win!! They bought it!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Oct 9, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Baseball doesn't need instant replay.
Are you fucking kidding me. How that kind of thing could happen and cost the twins the game is just beyond me. How can Bud Selig justify that?
Give me a fucking break.
by killer_ewok18 on Oct 9, 2009 7:31 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
2 challenges a game!
But you can do as many HR replays as you want!
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Oct 9, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Possibly.
An inning opening double changes the inning completely. If you look at it like earned runs do and assume (moronically) that the rest of the inning would have played out exactly as it did, they score 1-2 runs (1 is obvious – 2 is they took second when Mauer scored from second on that single to right).
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Oct 9, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He can go Tech share-a needle with an aids patient
by OlSalty on Oct 9, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Or stop by Josh Hamilton's for the after party.
Say it with me: Washington Capitals. Capitals.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
by JLProck on Oct 9, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Dodgers better fucking win the World Series
by Wilder. on Oct 9, 2009 7:35 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
I would just love Teixeira clubhouse with those guys right now
by Jeff on Oct 9, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
How did this comment go unnoticed?
Bringing back a golden meme
by edddgar on Oct 9, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RSN seems to be out in full force
Good going Anaheim.
by Robert on Oct 9, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's the battle of the douchebag fans.
Duh Nation is gonna win every time.
Say it with me: Washington Capitals. Capitals.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
by JLProck on Oct 9, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Douche-off!
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Oct 9, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see the Angels as the dancing guy.
Pop that collar, son!
Say it with me: Washington Capitals. Capitals.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
by JLProck on Oct 9, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It IS Los Angeles, after all...
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Oct 9, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Boston is the douchey tattoo capital of the U.S.
Say it with me: Washington Capitals. Capitals.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
by JLProck on Oct 9, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
True
Also, guidos!
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Oct 9, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope the Yankees champagne themselves into Miguel Cabrera's life tonight
But for now, Go Angels!
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Oct 9, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gotta love Wikipedia
Phil Cuzzi – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
On October 9, 2009 Phil Cuzzi made a blatant mistake on a fair/foul call in the 11th inning on the ALDS (Minnesota Twins @ New York Yankees). …
by msb on Oct 9, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No! Where's Eyebrows? He'll save me!
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Oct 9, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So does this just blow over in the morning or do we see some kind of investigation into MLB umpiring?
by oc on Oct 9, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They'll just keep promoting Umpire Camps
Only a month away!
by ThundaPC on Oct 9, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mmmmit is high... it is far... it is...
GAHN!
by oc on Oct 9, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He is coming to crash your next birthday party Mike.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Oct 9, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's looked that way for a while now
It’s sort of sad, because he’s one of the Sox I like…
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Oct 9, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bay would be doing that quite a lot if we signed him.
by ThundaPC on Oct 9, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GAH
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 9, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeff Weaver is made of toothpicks and nuclear reactors!
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Oct 9, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
by interesting fellow, you mean self absorbed dick head?
by Sundevil78 on Oct 9, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOO!
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Oct 9, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, what?
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Oct 9, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought maybe there was a sighting or something
by msb on Oct 9, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
I was just voicing my one-ness with Eyebrows, since we seem to be the only two for the Anaheim folks lately.
Also WOOOO AYBAR!!!!
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Oct 9, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's all I have!!!
:sniffle:
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Oct 9, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm for anyone who can beat the damn yankees
by msb on Oct 9, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fingers and toes crossed....
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Oct 9, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ooooooo
Beckett’s steamed. CB Bucknor hates all baseball players.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Oct 9, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I haven't really been paying that close attention
has Bucknor’s wiiiiiiiiiiiide zone helped or hindered the pitchers?
by msb on Oct 9, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know
I haven’t been paying that much attention, either; I just know that Beckett was pissed over a strike call…
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Oct 9, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, at least this is something different.
by ThundaPC on Oct 9, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SWEEEEEEEEEP!!!!
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Oct 9, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"There's a guy in the umpire's dressing room who feels horrible."
well, that will make the Twins feel so much better.
by msb on Oct 9, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It wouldn't break my heart if Pap gave up his first post season run ...
by msb on Oct 9, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder what kind of little bike short dance he'll do tonight?
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Oct 9, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aw, that's cute!
I didn’t know Ricky Schroeder pitched for Boston!
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Oct 9, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why 'cute'?
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 9, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm being sarcastic.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Oct 9, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That makes sense.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 9, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That Yankees-Twins game was one of the worst things I have ever seen.
The A-Rod homer was kinda awesome, but jesus christ Minnesota.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Oct 10, 2009 2:29 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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