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The 2009 LLemmie Awards

It's that time of year again for the Lookout Landing Awards ceremony, affectionately known as the LLemmies!

This thread will serve as the nomination thread - please feel free to nominate additional categories as well. Please do not nominate more than two entries per category, to keep this thing at a reasonable length.

Voting will occur in a new FanPost a few days after nominations are in

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Best Moderator

Best Commenter (non-mods only)

Comment of the Year (non-image)

Comment of the Year (images permitted)

Comment of the Year (images permitted, non-Fett division)

Rookie of the Year

Best FanPost (FanPost content only)

Best Front Page Post (Post content only)

Best Thread (overall thread after post)

Best Beer Subthread

Best Baseball Subthread

Best Other Subthread

Best Off-the-Wall Subthread (such as the duckyou thread)

Meme of the Year

 

Please provide links to nominations!

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Some quick, linkless nominations, since I am working right now

Mod of the year: Jeff, Matthew, Graham, “Robert”
Commenter of the Year: Eyebrows, Kermit.
Comment of the Year, non-image: “Foot Fetish” by Fogel, “9/11 in Text Images” by Eyebrows
Comment of the Year, image: “This is What I Believe (about GMZ)” by Fett42
Comment of the Year, image, non-Fett: “Stephen Strasuburg dead due to Masturbation” by Vatinius
Rookie of the Year: abender20, royalcurve
Best FanPost: “I’m not sure if this is goodbye, but just in case” by Robert
Meme of the Year: I love Johjima!

by seattlebruin on Oct 8, 2009 10:50 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RC's a rookie?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 9, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm

CATEGORIES

Best Moderator Jeff, he will unban anyone

Best Commenter (non-mods only) FogelMax

Comment of the Year (non-image) This one

Comment of the Year (images permitted)
This one

Rookie of the Year Poochie or JForrester

Best FanPost (FanPost content only) Why Graham is right

Best Front Page Post (Post content only) The car one

Best Thread (overall thread after post) This one

Best Beer Subthread Beer is stupid

Best Baseball Subthread any time Dave comes here and holds no mercy

Best Other Subthread this one

Best Off-the-Wall Subthread (such as the duckyou thread) This one

Meme of the Year The dog meme, but I’m not sure whether or not its funny

by Poochie on Oct 8, 2009 10:56 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is going to be good.

Moderator of the year: Robert
Commenter of the Year: Eyebrows
Comment of the Year, non-image: Foot Fetish
Comment of the Year, image: This is my belief
Rookie of the Year: abender20
Best FanPost: Tough one. I’m going with The Poem I guess.

by royalcurve on Oct 8, 2009 11:24 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I think I'll go with this one, as well.

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Oct 10, 2009 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can agree to that

Just a stellar performance, playing above and beyond yourself.

by rlintott on Oct 8, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

New category

Poster Who You Never Know if You Should Rec or Flag.
Nominees: Scruffy Lefty, Robert, Fogel

by seattlebruin on Oct 8, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Supersonics1984

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Oct 8, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Absolutely.

My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!

by gregrabble on Oct 9, 2009 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Scruffy.

I’ve felt this way since he accidentally posted the Cock Monster gif in a game thread.

by BrianL on Oct 8, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Either that or a postgame thread.

Either way I was horrified and amused all at the same time.

by BrianL on Oct 9, 2009 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree

That was just a fucking awesome night to be on LL in general.

My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!

by gregrabble on Oct 10, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have to go with the Cheezburger one

Because it spawned the LoL cat game thread.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 8, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How about the All Against One award category

And giving it to me after taking shit from every college basketball fan that has ever read Lookout Landing about defending Michigan State’s legitimacy in the tournament field. And then Michigan State going on to the championship game.

by cwel87 on Oct 10, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know what you are talking about.

The only national title game Memphis has ever played in was in 1973, which was ten years before I was born.

by acblue on Oct 10, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Atta boy.

I nominate acblue for best commenter.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Oct 10, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am not voting for myself but if I were I would vote for myself at least three times.

Best Moderator – Switzerland

Best Commenter – Fogel

Comment of the Year – Foot fetish

Comment of the Year – This is what I believe

Comment of the Year – Mariners logo face raping the Rays logo

Rookie of the Year – Big Dick Willie

Best FanPost – Steve Nelson’s “Thoughts on the end of a season”

Best Front Page Post (Post content only) – Mariners win the World Series

Best Thread (overall thread after post) – Aumont to the minors

Best Beer Subthread – They’re all good

Best Baseball Subthread – When there is serious conversation they’re all good

Best Other Subthread – The one were Fogel told Matthew to suck his dick

Best Off-the-Wall Subthread (such as the duckyou thread) – The duckyou thread

Meme of the Year – Franklin Gutierrez is a gay porn star

by acblue on Oct 8, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What, no troll of the year category?

The 2009 Pregame Picks Winner and Iron Man of Halos Heaven.com

by 44FAN on Oct 8, 2009 12:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay.

Best Moderator: Graham (I assume this means actual modding, as I’d give author of the year to Jeff, but as a mod he’s a total pushover and Graham teaches me fun new ways to insult people with insults derived from the earth’s lowest forms of multicellular life)

Best Commenter (non-mods only) – throwing names out there: pdb (probably my pick), Robert, msb, Fogel, Royal Curve, acblue, Poochie, seattlebruin, abender20, Wilder, probably some others I’m missing.

Comment of the Year (non-image): I CAN HAZ FRANKLINS PENIS IN ME, OlSalty’s Lore of Owens,

Comment of the Year (images permitted): Fett Fett Fett

Comment of the Year (images permitted, non-Fett division): TBD? probably something by Vatinius, but it’s devilishly time-consuming to search through a bunch of threads for each image, especially since my bandwidth where I’m at is so bad that I can’t run MLB.tv even when it’s running at its peak, best level.

Rookie of the Year: yeah, probably not me. I’m kind of drawing a blank about rookies here. Vatinius, Attractive Nuisance, abender20 – any others? Also: no, Poochie.

Best FanPost (FanPost content only): TBD,

Best Front Page Post (Post content only): TBD

Best Thread (overall thread after post): I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER NIGHT

Best Beer Subthread: The one from a few weeks ago? I don’t remember all that many of them this year.

Best Baseball Subthread: TBD

Best Other Subthread: I don’t know if they’re the best of anything (maybe best meta subthreads), but I was very proud of LL for the way these three subthreads were conducted: Lookout Landing QC in February, Griffey Brings Back Old Mojo in April, and The Perils of Hope Placed in an overachieving team. I think that the first two really helped make LL more welcoming and effective at policing commenters’ misbehavior, and the third proved that we’ve made alot of strides towards being more fair and more welcoming while fully maintaining our past standards.

Best Off-the-Wall Subthread (such as the duckyou thread): Actually, this one’s a little like the Best Freak Out Thread I suggested, I now realize.

Meme of the Year: tip of the hat to Matthew for Everyone on that site is a fag. (subsequent usage here)

by Decatur on Oct 8, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Also, JamMasterJesus for another RoY nominee.

Also, most enjoyable game threads/recaps (there’s five or six for alot of them, so I’ll just list them):

April 16thish: Ichislam and Griffeydong night
May 3rd (15 inning game against A’s with the Miguel Batista Collapse)
4-3 win against the Diamondbacks in the 8th inning: June 20th or so
August 8th: 1st Langerhans slam (for going from such a terrible thread to such a lovely one when he hit it)
July 10: Yuni traded thread – that’s priceless too.
15 inning 1-0 Griffey walk-off double game (August, what 13th?)
Game #162

by Decatur on Oct 8, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh.
Please do not nominate more than two entries per category, to keep this thing at a reasonable length.

by Decatur on Oct 8, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Remember, this is just nominations

voting will be done tomorrow (also, ostensibly, so I can garner more recs out of this)

by seattlebruin on Oct 8, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Is there a comeback commentator of the year award?

Because I’m nominating myself again

Also for Fanpost – I nominate Wilder’s Griffery Home Run Scooter GIF.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 8, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think I missed this one.

Care to share the link?

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phildopip on Oct 8, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 8, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I was going to suggest that.

Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.

by qrsouther on Oct 9, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This places has rookies?

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Oct 8, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Even if he doesn't

I’m pretty sure he hold the record for most rec comment.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 8, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I feel the same way.

I think you make up with it with meeting famous ballplayers.

2009 Safeco Field Record: 6-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 10-4

by Fin on Oct 8, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

These are tough

Best Moderator – Jeff

Best Commenter (non-mods only) – Kermit.

Comment of the Year (non-image) – Yeah, foot fetish.

Comment of the Year (images permitted) – Fett’s gif

Comment of the Year (images permitted, non-Fett division) – I’ll have to get on this one later

Rookie of the Year – gregrabble. That guy is great

Best FanPost (FanPost content only) – Attractive Nuisance’s poem

Best Front Page Post (Post content only) – I liked “Dear Safeco Field”

Best Thread (overall thread after post) – Lolcats

Best Beer Subthread – I’m not old enough to drink, so they all fucking suck

Best Baseball Subthread – Way too many to think of specific ones

Best Other Subthread – Same as best baseball subthread

Best Off-the-Wall Subthread (such as the duckyou thread) – I can’t even think of any

Meme of the Year – Guti being a gay porn star. Never got old.

My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!

by gregrabble on Oct 8, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This does not sway my opinion

My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!

by gregrabble on Oct 8, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're right

I suppose I was just qualifying that being underage doesn’t cause one to hate them

by Fogel on Oct 8, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They just are boring and pointless for me so I ignore them

They don’t bother me

My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!

by gregrabble on Oct 8, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, even if you're a teenager, you can listen and learn if you plan to drink later.

I don’t drink so I’ve never read any of them closely unless something insane happens in them, but they’re a damned encyclopedia of alcohol.

by Decatur on Oct 8, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And by drink later I mean go to breweries and stuff.

I realize that underage drinking does occur from time to time…

by Decatur on Oct 8, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They fucking suck to me

Not in general. I’m sure plenty of people enjoy them

My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!

by gregrabble on Oct 8, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I enjoy them despite the fact that I probably will never drink.

It’s kind of neat to be able to ridicule my friends’ beer selections based on the knowledge I’ve gained here at LL.

by BrianL on Oct 8, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well I'm just gonna vote for one right now.

And I guess I’m gonna go with the Foot Fetish for Comment of the year… It was uh interesting?

You got slurved!

by Slurvey on Oct 8, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Malcontent's Griffey fanpost was top notch. I'd have to think about the rest, it's hard to remember a few.

He put together a nice piece of work, counter to popular opinion, and stuck around to defend it against all comers. I thought he comported himself very well. Very nicely done all around, altogether a fantastic baseball post and thread.

by Kermit. on Oct 8, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Best comment

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/8/20/996865/thoughts-on-a-picture#19978585

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Oct 8, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I recommend something that I've done at some point, because I am lonley and just want to be loved.

APPRECIATE MEEEEEEEEEE.

Fogel’s foot fetish comment should be the clear winner. I’m surprised it only got <30 recs.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Oct 8, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Best front page post(s):

Tuesdays with Sean Green motherfuckers.

Meme of the year, however is asking for the picture on the front page to be changed.

by Mariner John on Oct 8, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I nominate the cERA fanpost by Attractive Nuisance and the Poem also.

ROTY Attractive Nuisance
As for the rest, I can’t remember well enough but there are many many possibilities.

Fuck the Angels!

by JMKaustin on Oct 8, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is there a daytime LLemmie?

For those who post mostly at work or school and do less with the nightly gamethreads?

I don’t know how that would work out actually.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/

by JY on Oct 9, 2009 9:32 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bahahahaha, I love this award

New award – Daytime Commenter LLemmie – Best commenter who participates mainly when they should be doing other things in the middle of the day.

Nominations – JY, pdb

by seattlebruin on Oct 9, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eyebrows would have run away with it if they hadn't blocked him.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/

by JY on Oct 9, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's in the gamethreads too though, so disqualified

it’s like having a soap opera at night and trying to win a Daytime Emmy for it

by seattlebruin on Oct 9, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A tragedy of epic proportions.

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Oct 9, 2009 11:46 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

For best single comment:

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/5/4/864593/otfpot-saot-starting-2009-05-04#15234897

Because ASCII 9/11 isn’t one comment, I feel I have to put it in for best thread instead.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 9, 2009 12:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fine with me, I'd just lose to foot fetish anyway.

I feel like the Blue Jays if they got to leave the AL East. I have a chance now!

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Oct 9, 2009 1:31 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

That is my second favorite LL comment of all time.

I have it in my picture pile next to krodsad.gif and eyebrowscaused911.jpg

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 13, 2009 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It always hurts the first time.

Just relax, eventually you’ll learn to lay back and enjoy it (or at least close your eyes and shut up).

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 9, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believe this comment is in the wrong thread

it belongs in the footbaLL thread under “soft tackle”

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Oct 9, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I know you probably meant nothing bad by this, but

as the person with the longest comment on this thread, this really rubbed me the wrong way. I’m literally half a world away from Seattle right now. I haven’t been able to actually view a baseball game in almost two months, and I’ve been awfully busy this week. But I set aside a couple hours to answer the question as thoroughly as I can because the 2008 LLemmie thread is what made me fall in love with Lookout Landing and want become a regular here. It’s the greatest single resource for understanding this site. That’s why I obsess about it – I want other people to be able to discover the best examples of what LL has to offer all on one page.

by Decatur on Oct 9, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Late to this game

But this comment easily made be laugh more than any other comment did this year:

Might want to think twice about publicly awarding it anything, though.

by Manzanillos Cup on Oct 9, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dammit. I was just laughing about that yesterday.

There is no comeback to that comment. None. That bastard, I’ll think of something someday and have a measure of revenge.

by Kermit. on Oct 9, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bwhaha!

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Oct 15, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Decatur ROY

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Oct 10, 2009 5:00 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Corco subthreads rapidly get out of control.

My, what I missed while studying for finals and flying back….

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/

by JY on Oct 10, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its always fun to go back and read the comments.

Especially ones you have posted and don’t remember.

2009 Safeco Field Record: 6-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 10-4

by Fin on Oct 11, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can be proud to be methed up

They’re not mutually exclusive.

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Oct 11, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They are proud, but it is off putting

because they smile and there are no teeth.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/

by JY on Oct 11, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Conquer your biases!

I hear Port Orchard is delightful this time of year.

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Oct 12, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The whole thing is genius, but this is what sells it:
It was at this time that Coach exclaimed that boats were "for pussies" and rallied his troops with the battle cry "let’s wade this bitch". Unfortunately, due to the unneccessarily heavy weapons with which he had equipped his troops, the entirety of his force drowned in 4 feet of water. And there was much rejoicing.

by acblue on Oct 13, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not sure I understand this comment

are you implying that Poochie has a bad memory because he is a dog and is thus short? Or just because he is short? Or that you and Jeff are tall?

Please clarify.

by seattlebruin on Oct 13, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions   4 recs

While this is the equivalent of saying "I hope they both lose" in the Yankee/Angel poll,

Reading through the old threads makes me appreciate just how hilarious the “Question?” thread really was. It seems like those kinds of things happen less. But maybe that is because it is the end of the season and we don’t get many more new visitors that aren’t instantly out of place.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Oct 13, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I love this so much.

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phildopip on Oct 15, 2009 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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