10/7: Open Division Series Thread
My favorite thing about division series game threads is that it exposes us to pitcher photos we wouldn't otherwise have seen. Chris Carpenter looks like a less attractive Scott Foley.
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Gross.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 7, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Any timetable for a normally functioning LL?
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 7, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Why the hell
Would you put a truss on a chicken?!
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
Imagine if Sabathia has a terrible game
We’ll get to listen to Yankee fans bitch about him being so terrible throughout the off season. Yes!
Carlos Silvelite
"We're coming in with the best record in franchise history!"
92-70.
Well Colorado, aren’t you just pathetic?
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
Sabathia looks so pensive in his picture.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 7, 2009 11:36 AM PDT reply actions
Ianetta would have thought that Ianetta wouldn't be playing
by Poochie on Oct 7, 2009 11:37 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
That ball went BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK!
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
Sorry, as a Western Washington native it is in my DNA to make fun of Spokane
by lemonverbena on Oct 7, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
What the hell is a Zag anyway!?!
Say it with me: Washington Capitals. Capitals.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
God's damnation of the Cubs is well documented
by lemonverbena on Oct 7, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Going to be a hot-dog-wrappers-blowing-around-the-field kind of day
I love October baseball. Hey, wouldn’t it be great if the M’s were in the playoffs? That would be neat.
I had temporarily forgotten that Raul was on the Phillies.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
I'm rooting for Philly because:
1. Their unis are cool
2. The Rockies nickname/colors/unis are not cool
3. I hate it when franchises that are newer than the M’s succeed
The Rockies have awesome colors and their home uni is great
but for whatever reason they insist on wearing that ugly black thing with shoulder pads
From the Jack Z chat:
“Let’s address Felix. There are several questions regarding Felix’s future with this organization. First of all it goes without saying what a tremendous year Felix had and what he means to this ballclub. The reality is we still have Felix under control for two more years. To address any particular player on the club, specifically with details, would not be in the best interest of the player or the organization. Any time you’re discussing any type of contracts there are three parties – the player, the organization and the agent. What you hope happens is that all three have the same goal.”
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Yeah, he's mostly giving non-answers.
I wish I could’ve been at the USSM/LL event.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
My first reaction was that he did the same thing.
But that would be wrong. He opened up on a couple of topics, I can’t think of the specific things he said, and a lot of it was body language, tone, and timing. He was pretty funny.
I tried to ask him something smart, but I don't know if it'll go through.
Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 7, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
The past two questions have been about chemistry and Griffey. Blech.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Yeah, those weren't so much mine.
Is Baker editing these things?
Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 7, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess it's probably Robert Wickwire, since he's the OP there.
Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 7, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Reasons I want the Rockies to win:
Denver is awesome, purple is awesome, underdogs, repeat champions are boring.
Reason I don’t want the Rockies to win:
Run by Ned Flanders, they somehow make purple look terrible, they already had their feel-good underdog moment and now they’re annoying.
Repeat champions are boring?
I don’t know, we haven’t had one in 10 years.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
JoeJessica was called out at third
after he taged up from second on a flyball to Jason Werth.
Torrealba just Rob Johnson'd the first pitch of inning 4.
Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 7, 2009 12:31 PM PDT reply actions
I really dislike Philly's uniforms.
I think it’s the blue hats.
Say it with me: Washington Capitals. Capitals.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
The blue hat just does not go with the rest of the uniform.
Say it with me: Washington Capitals. Capitals.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
WHY AREN'T THEY WEARING PINK THE INSENSITIVE FUCKS?
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 7, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm going to puke happiness if the Twins win that series.
Say it with me: Washington Capitals. Capitals.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
Meh.
Say it with me: Washington Capitals. Capitals.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
So Brad Hawpe is pretty awful at defense.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Was that really on Hawpe, though?
I don’t think he played that into a double for Ibanez.
Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 7, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't get a good look at the play, because Postseason.TV's camera angles suck.
I simply assumed it was on Hawpe because holy shit his UZR numbers are putrid.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Now THAT was on Hawpe.
Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 7, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Truer words have never been spoken.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
You've got it all wrong. That one Hawpe misplayed was totally because of Todd Helton.
Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 7, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Whitest. Name. Ever.
wait what?
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no idea what you are all talking about.
Now I feel like those with just gameday during the regular season.
Apparently there is a baseball contest being played at the current time
GO TIGERS oh no that was yesterday.
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
If the Phillies and Red Sox or Yankees are in the World series I will not enjoy watching it very much.
But on the other hand that frees up evenings in late October to pursue a new hobby or something
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
If the Yankees win the WS I'd be okay with that.
Especially if A-Rod destroys in the playoffs.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 7, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I was trying to work up excitement for any of the playoff teams while I was on the treadmill at lunch
and I decided that I cannot. I’ll still watch because it’s baseball, but it’s very freeing to not give a damn who actually wins a game or a series.
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure why not!
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Great!
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
They were my team until I was ten and their AAA team is in Memphis.
Pujols is rad, their fans are awesome and they are by far the least annoying perpetually-competitive team.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 7, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no such attachment to any team in this postseason so that's as good an argument as any for me
Go Cards! Until someone has a better story!
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Hoping for some really great pitching matchups, other than that, after the ALCS interest level is very low.
And I’m in the boat of the ALCS being pretty meh this year.
This is some of the worst outfield defense I have ever seen.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
The wind was blowing at like 26 mph earlier
not that that’s an excuse but it was quite comical watching guys take routes to balls while I was at the gym.
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
And I hope on that basis for a PHI/BOS World Series
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Chances for crap weather in Philly are much better than Colorado in November
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
COL would be good too
if they get one of those monster fall blizzards.
Well this game is over.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Fuck this, I'm gonna go to taco bell and get a couple Chicken Ranch Gordidas and hype myself up for today's 2nd game.
I'm going out to grab a bite as well.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Which is saying something
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't buy tacos from Taco bell
$1.25 is the going price for street tacos.
[DELETED ZOMG NO POLITICS]
Spend the extra money as long as it's not spent at Taco Bell
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Make sure you get some churros because it would be a shame if you didn't have some sort of dessert.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 7, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't they call them "cinnamon twists" there?
I think being to ethnic would scare of a large part of their clientele.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
those may in fact be waffles
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm always surprised that Gary Glitter is still played in a country as wholesome as America.
Fuck Anaheim.
The NFL banned his music from stadiums a few years ago I think.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 7, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
And "YMCA"
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
If this were a deciding game Raul Ibanez would likely be named MVP.
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Why is there a blazer and white shoes in the Philly dugout?
Is that a Harry Kalas tribute or something?
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With a little research
I could have answered my own damn question.
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
It was either that
or Raul Ibanez was late for work and had to change in the dugout instead of the clubhouse.
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you tried to watch via the archived games?
Try this and click on ’today’s games’.
Fuck Anaheim.
Today it actually worked directly to get the normal feed
I guess only for international viewers though.
ESPN's gamecast now has odds on scoring events happening at the bottom of the window.
Chance of scoring 1+ runs this inning (0 outs, bases empty): 30.53%
YOU STATHEADS ARE RUINING THIS GAME WITH YOUR SPREADSHEETS oh wait no that’s kinda neat!
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Now if they could just give me the odds on LaRussa DWI or one of the position players engaging in some spousal abuse.
Then you’re really on to something.
As far as I know they've had it all season.
I thought it was cool, but I rarely needed a gamecast/gameday window with MLB.TV. And with MLB.TV and LL game threads open, I was already using too much CPU power to run anything more.
Berman & Sutcliffe on AL Manager of the Year.
it was Scioscia until the last 20 games, and now they think it is Gardenhire.
Like horses.
Take the blinders off and see how they do.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 7, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Does that mean that if Berman is wrong about something
we can send him to the glue factory? Please?
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Or dogs, which way did he go George, which way did he go
by Kermit. on Oct 7, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'd rather have him put down to be honest
it’s just better that way. For all of us.
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
All-Star break
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Fun Fact: I have Ubaldo Jimenez's autograph on Randy Johnson's Bobblehead box.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
Gross.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 7, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Fun fact: I have Paul Westerberg's autograph on a vinyl copy of KISS Alive 2
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome!!!
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 7, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
So while I clearly prefer the Twins to the Yankees, I also greatly prefer the Yankees to the Angels and Red Sox.
I cannot fathom the Twins being able to beat both the Yankees and LAA/Boston. So I am torn.
As do I, which is why I will be rooting for Boston.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 7, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I am rooting for the Mariners to win the World Series this year
I also want them to win the Super Bowl
Adenhart or it doesn't count
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Close enough?

angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Oct 7, 2009 3:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
it brought a tear to my eye.
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
he was huge until the van hit him and then he shrunk quite a bit
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Godammit why am I laughing at this?
They’re building my bench in Hell now…
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
This is the worst Paintshop in LL history

by Aaron Campeau on Oct 7, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't know whether to laugh, cry,
or send this to that Painter of Light guy for a special limited edition print.
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it
Doon-sing?
Dwen-sing?
Doonzing?
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Works for me.
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn't TBS the Donny Don't of baseball broadcasting?
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Oct 7, 2009 3:10 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
They all have knives?
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucked if I know
but I haven’t heard any other pronunciations. I suppose I could check the video highlights on MLB.com but I can’t be arsed.
Fuck Anaheim.
Maybe "den-sing"?
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 7, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Twins Radio guys
are going with Donesing.
Of course they can’t pronounce Ichiro right so eh.
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damn furriners and their crazy names
why they can’t all be named Smith, Jones, or Thompson is beyond me.
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Or Agbonlahor
Just good old English names
by Graham MacAree on Oct 7, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I just wonder if Joe Bloggs is bitter that his name has been co-opted for a communication medium
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Has anyone ever met someone whose surname is Bloggs?
by Graham MacAree on Oct 7, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Not that I know of.
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
The umlauted "u" is actually closer to an "eh" sound.
But with a more rounded mouth.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 7, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, what I just said is completely wrong.
It’s the umlauted “o” that get’s the “eh” sound. The umlauted “u” is more of an “oo”. You were completely right.
I’m a fucking idiot. My last name is Hatzenbuehler, which was originally Hatzenbüler
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 7, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep, you're right.
For some reason I couldn’t think of a way to phonetically illustrate the sound. It turns out, there’s a word in the english language that works.
I need to bang a slump-buster, obviously. It’s been a rough couple of posts.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 7, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
but oh those dreamy sideburns
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Too bad the M's don't have a dreamy mansicle lefty catcher that hits a ton
by Kermit. on Oct 7, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'd stop being a casual fan and go to the occasional game if that were the case
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Does he know something you don't know?
Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 7, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Android?
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 7, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Why not go for the whole enchilada and say that he chokes in October when you call him a-roid?
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
There's only one Choketober!
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
If there was would you care or is your opinion already set?
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Then I won't bother getting you the proof which I assure you does exist!
Thanks for saving me some research time.
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
So we're all Twins people here, right?
And Phillies? Am I on the right side today?
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
I'm still holding out hope for a late Mariners charge but I think time is running out for them for 2009
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
which is a long way of saying that you should feel free to have your own opinion as to who you want to win
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I do
It’s just that I may have been the only one here who wanted the Tigs to win yesterday. ;)
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
Yay
Unfortunately, the team was not. :(
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
Hyphen and Morrow are out checking out the new Halo
So I think they’ve decided not to go to the playoffs….
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
Can you play Halo and watch a game
or would you get killed a lot?
by msb on Oct 7, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Killed, I'm guessing.
I can’t play Halo at ALL, so the question is moot for me. :/ I tried it once, and I couldn’t make my robot move very well. :(
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
Conditioned to root for the underdog, so I'm with you on the Twins.
Name recognition with the Phillies and think Raul would look sexy with a ring so sure.
Ok, so I'm NOT the only one
Who normally goes underdog.
I think Raul needs a ring, sure why not? The other alternative is, as Positive Paul says, GS52…
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
If Raul got a ring he'd probably just drop it once he got his hands on it anyway
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You're allowed.
But this is ex-Mariner pride, more than bullpen anything…
I wonder if there is a pill that can rid me of my unnatural liking of relief pitchers. :/
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
Aaaand you lost me.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
I've just had enough of him, is all.
There is such a thing as oversaturation.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
Or apparently pitchers who wear their hats all douchylike
by Graham MacAree on Oct 7, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
There's that
At least he doesn’t leave the fucking tag on.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
I dunno
Sherrill seems like a non-tag guy to me. I could be wrong.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
He did it first.
He did move to douchyville, douchyville moved to him.
I may wind up Red Sox
Depending on what happens. I would really like to see the Yanks eat it. But that’s just me.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
The thing is, another World Series wouldn't make the Sawx fans any more annoying.
A Yankees win would probably cause some Sawx fans to jump ship back over to Jeter’s side… and if someone in the NL wins, we don’t have to deal with the jackass fan base showing up for a series or two a year next year.
Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 7, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
My Red Sox fan friend
Is not a bandwaggoner, nor is he annoying, so I’m good with my choice – but I am more than familiar with your point.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
I just hope they can scrape up the money somewhere the poor dears
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Why sign another pitcher when they can just trade for Felix Hernandez?
by Graham MacAree on Oct 7, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Theo'll get him first
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Like I know anything about trades.
I’m rooting for bunts and suicide squeezes.
Montero is a special bat, but almost certainly not a catcher.
If he was guaranteed to stick at catcher, it’s probably enough. He’s not, so I doubt it.
That’s just me, though.
We don't need Melky Cabrera anymore.
Even though he is such an awesome prospect.
/things that go through the mind of a Yankees fan
I wouldn't count on that if I were you.
jackass fan bases will always show up.
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
You can actively hope for it if you want!
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
fair enough.
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
This postseason doesn't have enough Dane Cook!!!
...and now I'm here
I'm hoping for a Gallagher October campaign.
He could smash a baseball with a sledgehammer, which would be WACKY
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I respectfully disagree.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
It was in Philly, hasn't made it up the shore yet
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Too early in the game for heroics
he likes to hero it up when it counts.
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
What did I miss?
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Well...
Nuke’s scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man’s here. We need a live… is it a live rooster? We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose’s glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present. Is that about right?
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
let's get two!
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by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
No, although that is one of the best ESPN commercials ever.
This one is about how you’ll tell your kids about how fucking awesome Pujols is.
Oh yeah!
I saw that last night. Good commercial, I give it a thumbs up.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
The next time he calls icing on a 3-2 count I'm going to be really upset
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
They will let him throw until his arm falls off
because they went through seven guys last night.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
way to take a stand!
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Shut up Darling shut up Darling shut up Darling
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
He sounds like Lou Holtz
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Lou Holtz is one of the best arguments against having HDTV that I can imagine.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Oct 7, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, didn't realize Denard Span was a 4 WAR player this year.
But the most surprising thing is that it was mostly due to his offense, not his defense.
So Sabathia still sucks in the playoffs.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
WHEN DID WE GIVE THE YANKEES ROB JOHNSON!
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Oct 7, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
If Rob Johnson could wOBA .382 I would complain about him far less often
by Graham MacAree on Oct 7, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
At least he isn't ugly like Posada
So he’s got that going for him, I guess
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Wow, Gardenhire should be a TV broadcaster when he retires from managing.
Also Melky Cabrera is a fagmo.
Goddamnit Cabrera
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
They'll get a dirt nap
If they lose this series.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
Good thing the Twins have a well-rested bullpen in case Dunseing gets in troub---oh, shit
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Deunsing is their ace in the hole so he doesn't need their stupid backup.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 7, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually he has to go play third base now.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Oct 7, 2009 4:21 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Caray just said "Jared Jeter."
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
God, Darling is insufferable.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Vasgersian is awesome.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
I know who he is, but I haven't heard call a game.
Wasn’t much fond of him on MLBN, but he might better at announcing.
Whoa man careful all the way out their on t
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 7, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Seconded.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 7, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa whoa whoa there, easy on the gas hot rod
That’s a bit heavy on the homo eroticism for this joint
You're just jealous.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 7, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I finally bought this shirt this year
http://www.bustedtees.com/jesushatestheyankees
Sure, everyone hates the Yankees now, but I liked it anyway.
I think the Yankees, may in fact, be a better team than the Twins.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
WHO WANTS TO WATCH THE RED SOX AND YANKEES IN THE ALCS
I CAN’T WAIT IT’S GOING TO BE SOOO AWESOME HAHA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sigh.
When does the Cardinals game start?
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Fuck Godzirra!
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
I think of him
A lot like I think of Guerrero; made of dry sticks and duct tape. Sure, he can hit, but for how long? For…how…..LONG?!
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
You want to just set him in the front row
And let him swing at stuff over the dugout?
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
I looked far too disingenuous in that photo
So I changed it. I didn’t realize I had even used that other photo, and I had a used-car-salesman smile in it. Ew.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
Well only new posts refresh avatars I guess, which is something I didn't know.
But probably would have guessed if I thought about it.
Yeah, it didn't really occur to me...
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
I'm confused
I think my bandwagon left without me. :(
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
Remember when Liriano used to be good?
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
This game is not going to be over before I have to go into class. :p
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
Matsui would be a pretty good free agent pick up.
But you know some fans are going to bitch about ’em sneaky Japanese ownership.
I believe he is type B.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
At least, that's what that Elias fellow says...
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
There's not much of a chance of the Yankees offering arbitration
Even if he does, signing a type-B doesn’t really have a negative consequence for us, as they only get a comp round pick, and not our first rounder
This game became very abruptly sad. :(
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
The org is pretty tight-lipped about anything that means anything.
Which is good, but annoying at the same time.
It was kind of a pointless chat. Z mostly gave platitudes and non-answers.
In other words, he didn’t say anything we don’t already know—he wants to acquire good players, Gutz exceeded expectations, he liked Griffey’s leadership, etc.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
I' want to be Joe Mauer
For the side-burns alone
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
No kidding. 5 run game, nuke that bullpen.
Doesn’t make a lot of sense
All of the pitchers haven't pitched in a since at least Sunday.
And Game 2 is Friday, day off tomorrow.
Not bad move.
I just realized I read that as Gardenhire, not Girardi.
So yeah I can follow that logic
I'd like the radio feed to switch back to the game coverage, and away from postgame stuff.
I really don;t care about the Yankees.
.
JeterJeterJeterJeterJeterJeterJeterAlexJeterJeterJeterJeterJeterJeterMarianoJeterJeter.
by msb on Oct 7, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I can take Dodgers/Yankees if it means Torre rubs the Steinbrenners face in it...
by msb on Oct 7, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't want to hear about that storyline every time I open my ears!
Oh god…
That’s what is going to happen, isn’t it?
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 7, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
What sort of America is it that allows Jeff Weaver to make the playoffs while Felix sits at home
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that's because TBS is crapping out too
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
Wait, did they just make a Jeff Weaver is drunk joke on the broadcast?
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
I wasn't expecting to see him until at least september
It wouldn’t take him more than a season to adjust to playing second would it?
Fuck Anaheim.
Schumaker went from never playing 2B to being ~average in 2-3 months.
Ackley is probably at least as good of an athlete, I don’t think it would take him more than a season.
HEY GUYS ITS JI
JIM THOME
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by bluemax on Oct 7, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
NOT JIM THOME!!
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 7, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Do they have to play that goddamn Iron Man riff after each pitch?
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
YES DAMMIT PUMP IT UP!
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 7, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
It's goddamn retarded when they play AFTER EVERY FUCKING PITCH BROXTON THROWS!
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
I noticed this earlier. Mariners games were really fast for some reason.
We were spoiled
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 7, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
The early part of the season there weren't any lefties in the bullpen.
I kind of liked that, no matchups in the late innings. I’m not sure if that explains it, but off the cuff I remember thinking that at the time.
Super homo with a side anti-climactic
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 7, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
*side of
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Oct 7, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions

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