10/4: Open Game Thread
Philadelphia Phillies at Colorado Rockies, Oct 10, 2009 6:37 PM PDT
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Looks like there will be baseball on Tuesday
by Poochie on Oct 4, 2009 11:52 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe not!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's up to the Tigers bullpen, uh oh.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Oct 4, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Curtis Granderson is awesome.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only not if KC can come from six down...
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Oct 4, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go Felix!
Don’t go, Felix :(
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 11:54 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So how many players will being playing their last game as a Mariner today?
by Poochie on Oct 4, 2009 12:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My prediction is Griffey and Beltre.
Awaiting the day I catch a Russell Branyan foul ball. I will make love to it.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
by JLProck on Oct 4, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Griffey, Lopez, Felix.
Although I really hate to think of Felix leaving.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Oct 4, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I think we'll all miss it.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Oct 4, 2009 12:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If Felix gets the W today, he'll be tied for the league lead!
Yay meaningless statistics that certain writers tend to weigh heavily when choosing postseason awards!
by I Lick Squirrels on Oct 4, 2009 12:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YAY FELIX DAY!
Bandwidth permitting, I will actually be watching this game! I don’t care if Felix still pitches like a retard – he’s an idiot savant with a baseball now!
by Decatur on Oct 4, 2009 12:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I discovered this morning that I apparently get FSN. I haven't watched an M's game in two months.
by abender20 on Oct 4, 2009 12:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Better today than tomorrow!
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Oct 4, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah. The blackout can kiss my black ass.
by abender20 on Oct 4, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're not playing the Sox, you should get it
I can get the Cardinals on EI right now
by Poochie on Oct 4, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope something awesome happens today.
I can’t believe this year is over, it has gone by so fast again. :(
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Oct 4, 2009 12:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's what happens when your team is actually fun to watch.
When they suck, the season tends to drag.
Awaiting the day I catch a Russell Branyan foul ball. I will make love to it.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
by JLProck on Oct 4, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One last line to be filled in on the annual game log.
sigh.
by msb on Oct 4, 2009 12:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I really like Griffey.
He was great on beyond the baselines today.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Oct 4, 2009 12:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I realize I shouldn't care, but I'm pissed that Hall is starting.
by abender20 on Oct 4, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay, final game of the season.
Let’s win this shit for Felix.
by JLC on Oct 4, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Last game of the season
and the pitching’s still getting the credit.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember how Girffey's farewell was supposed to sell out the last homestand?
Even the people who like Griffey are bored of Griffey
by Poochie on Oct 4, 2009 1:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I almost wonder if that means that people think he's coming back
Since he didn’t announce any retirement plans
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Oct 4, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I seriously believe it's like 75/25 he's going to return
by Jeff on Oct 4, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm starting to think that too
As long as his role is handled properly (kinda like this year was) then I’d be ok with that
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Oct 4, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
After hearing him with Shannon today I'd say more like 90/10.
But he certainly sounded open to some other role.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Oct 4, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I only like this if the team is allowed to phantom 60-day DL him at any time during the season
by JLC on Oct 4, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't have any sources on this one by the way
by Jeff on Oct 4, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was going to post a mashup of Griffey/Favre here
but I couldn’t be bothered to make it.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we don't get playoffs I want this game to get so many fuckin extra innings
by Jeff on Oct 4, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But extras would mean no win for Felix
Unless he pitches 14 innings or so
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Oct 4, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure every single person hates Mentink
Griffey included
by Jeff on Oct 4, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Looked better in HD
Plus look at that grey!
by Poochie on Oct 4, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It ain't gonna work. Hah.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Oct 4, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Will Sweeney get a 9th inning substitution at first base for his farewell?
by Wilder. on Oct 4, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Giffey may play the field if we are up/down by 10
by Poochie on Oct 4, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He more surely would be
Shortstops who hit 35 HRs don’t grow on trees
by Poochie on Oct 4, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe not, but lazy outfielders who strikeout half the time hang from them
JESUS PEOPLE ITS NOT THAT HARD
by Poochie on Oct 4, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Wow Felix should write the ump a thank you note for that first called strike to Murphey.
by Decatur on Oct 4, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I want this game to be tied 0-0 in the ninth and for Griffey to come up with a walkoff homer.
Then immediately announce his retirement.
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Oct 4, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was one of the worst dives I have ever seen.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Oct 4, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bill Hall with his best Raul Ibanez impersonation.
by Wilder. on Oct 4, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ibanez reminds me
Baker has a piece this morning on the stats dept which brought out several “your stupid stats lost us Ibanez” commenters …
by msb on Oct 4, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, fuck Bill Hall.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Oct 4, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hall didn't have much of a chance to get to that ball says Dave
SAUNDERS WOULD HAVE
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha Wilson called him off.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Oct 4, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm wearing my Felix jersey for the first and last time ever.
by Teej on Oct 4, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GOD FELIX DON'T LEAVE US!
GOD BELTRE DON’T LEAVE US!
GOD BASEBALL DON’T LEAVE US!
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Oct 4, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BILL HALL PLEASE LEAVE
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Oct 4, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus you assholes he fuckin dove for you
what more do you want
by Poochie on Oct 4, 2009 1:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So Griffey seemed like a real prick in that interview
by Jeff on Oct 4, 2009 1:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Eh? I didn't see it.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Oct 4, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So who's it going to be on Tuesday?
Baker/Jackson?
by Jeff on Oct 4, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If Feldman were a real prick he'd bean him in the ribs
by Jeff on Oct 4, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Say he hits a game winning HR.
Would you just stop there? Even if he already had made the decision to come back?
by Manzanillos Cup on Oct 4, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucking Rally Fries signs already.
Won’t miss those for six months.
by James F'n X on Oct 4, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
St. Louis better be playing some fuckin West Coast night games
by Poochie on Oct 4, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope Eddie Guardado pitches today.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Oct 4, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Felix!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
bahahahaha
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 4, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Look at this. Look at this a standing ovation!"
Camera shows shot of people sitting.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Oct 4, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's something I won't miss hearing.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RETIRE
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Many people think this will be Bill Hall's last game as a Mariner.
by Manzanillos Cup on Oct 4, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck off Bill Hall.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Oct 4, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"I think a base hit. Maybe not."
FUCKIN CHRIST BILL HALL
by Jeff on Oct 4, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bill Hall is a giant sack of shit
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 4, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Trying really really hard not to judge Hall when he's hurt.......
by Jeff on Oct 4, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's still playing regularly
I say judge away
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Oct 4, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we had sat Hall down for a little while he could have healed and then run at full speed this weekend
by Jeff on Oct 4, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Edgar Martinez didn't run hard his last three years in Seattle and no one ever yelled at him
by Poochie on Oct 4, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Edgar was older.
and had his hamstrings stapled to his bones.
by msb on Oct 4, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Edgar also didn't play the outfield and suck ass at it.
50!
by joof on Oct 4, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He also hit the ball.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Oct 4, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think this site is just racist is all
by Poochie on Oct 4, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would let Mike Cameron ejaculate on anything and everything in my house
by Jeff on Oct 4, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
Seriously though, I think if his lack of hustle were this tranparent I think he would have been benched long ago
Upton was benched for much less
by Poochie on Oct 4, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then why keep playing him if he's hurt?
We have 2 other guys that are perfectly capable of playing out there, and they can actually produce on base at least a tiny bit more than Hall in his current state
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Oct 4, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know
But I am skeptical that Hall is dogging it this much, if he’s hurt my guess is that they have told him to take it easy
by Poochie on Oct 4, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know
But I am skeptical that Hall is dogging it this much, if he’s hurt my guess is that they have told him to take it easy
by Poochie on Oct 4, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix is No. 6 on that list?
Get the fuck out.
by Teej on Oct 4, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pineiro wasn't even on the list for reasons why the Cardinals unexpectedly won the Central
I distrust lists
by Poochie on Oct 4, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No. 1 was "GRIFFEY IS BACK!" so I'm thinking it was.
by Teej on Oct 4, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The bullpen was ahead of Guti on that list.
The bullpen was ahead of six different things on that list.
by Wilder. on Oct 4, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God I'll miss Beltre
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 4, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Please come back :(
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wow he was safe by a mile
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 4, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll do my best
but the season’s over so I probably won’t be around as much.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm gonna have to request time off from work if they trade Felix, because I might stab multiple people at work.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Oct 4, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
bahahahahaha
by Jeff on Oct 4, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Possibly
JohnNY Grabowski
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
From Wiki
His nickname, “Nig”, is often adjudged to be a racist reference to his dark complexion.3 In the first half of the 20th Century, before the game was integrated, ball players with a dark complexion were sometimes nicknamed “Nig.”56 In addition to Cuppy, the following other major league players bore the nickname: Johnny Beazley (1941-49), Joe Berry (1921-22), Bobby Bragan (1940-48), Nig Clarke, Nig Fuller (1902), Johnny Grabowski (1923-31), Nig Lipscomb (1937), Charlie Niebergall (1921-24), Nig Perrine (1907), and Frank Smith (1904-15).
by Jeff on Oct 4, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like mine better.
I forgot that kind of thing was okay back then.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't decide if 'Piano Mover' is a good nickname or not.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was about to make this same comment.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Oct 4, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So it's not so much a nickname as it is an observation
It’s like calling him Ryan Bag Boy Franklin
by Jeff on Oct 4, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or Bill Raped And Killed A Girl In 1990 Hall
by Jeff on Oct 4, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Nobody stuck out for the first 50 years of baseball
by Poochie on Oct 4, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
It’s still funny to think about a 5’7" pitcher striking out 2 per 9 innings and having a 10 year career.
by Manzanillos Cup on Oct 4, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It IS kid's appreciation day.
They seem to have higher occurrences on these things.
by Mikky on Oct 4, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
4 pitch walk to Ichiro?
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Oct 4, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gutz!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope this is not Gutz's last game as a Mariner
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 4, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Somehow I doubt it is.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Oct 4, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still don't trust the Mariners
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 4, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix is winning!
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Oct 4, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does Mike Madduz still look like Frank Zappa?
by Poochie on Oct 4, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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by Jeff on Oct 4, 2009 1:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
............................................ --click--
You think that would repel potential customers
by Poochie on Oct 4, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aussie hair products doesn't know who watches MLB.TV
by Wilder. on Oct 4, 2009 1:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously though how did this game not sell out
by Jeff on Oct 4, 2009 1:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If you've seen Griffey's broken down old ass once that's all you need
….and its not even a Seahawk homegame!
by Poochie on Oct 4, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if Jack Z sent down an order to Wak to play Hall.
by Manzanillos Cup on Oct 4, 2009 2:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it too early to open a growler of Carnavale?
by Teej on Oct 4, 2009 2:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What a catch!
… that didn’t need to happen.
by Wilder. on Oct 4, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder how many people watch that and say
“Great play”
by CKel on Oct 4, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bill Hall!
It’s been a while!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 2:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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by Jeff on Oct 4, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My video browser say "waiting for click.auditude.com"
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Oct 4, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
KKabcdefghijK!
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Oct 4, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CHOOOOOOOOOOOO CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOTHERFUCKERS

by Jeff on Oct 4, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
So this Felix kid is pretty good.
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Oct 4, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe one day he'll be as good as CC Sabbathia or Josh Beckett
by Manzanillos Cup on Oct 4, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or Jarrod Washburn.
That guy is great.
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Oct 4, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yay
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 4, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Adrian plays defence with his bat...
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Oct 4, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't know that I would feel happy entrusting the 9th to Aardsma in a 1-0 game.
by msb on Oct 4, 2009 2:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So much sadness :(
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Oct 4, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone know who Red enlisted to be the other sign holder?
He had the “Beltre Appriciation Day” sign the other night
by msb on Oct 4, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stop stealing Red's bit!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 2:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Josh Wilson deserves to be the starting SS next year!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That pitch was like at his face.
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Oct 4, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Piddly ground balls.
Don’t be discouraged, Felix!
by Teej on Oct 4, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
5 batters, 5 groundballs that inning
And one run.
by Fett42 on Oct 4, 2009 2:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Oct 4, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No walks.
No ball hit out of the infield.
Texas scores.
by Wilder. on Oct 4, 2009 2:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How many aspiring umpires do they think are watching this?
by Jeff on Oct 4, 2009 2:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Aren't you one?
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Oct 4, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is a man dressed as a energy-saving lightbulb dancing in the stands.
by BrianL on Oct 4, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And the bullpen is throwing stuff at the fans.
by BrianL on Oct 4, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea.
Looked like jerseys and jockstraps.
by BrianL on Oct 4, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is Mascot Day-- they usually roam the stands terrifying the Appreciated Kids.
dunno if my favorite, Mr Blister is there or not.
from Drayer earlier: "In the dugout for the last time, going to miss this. Mascot day- Snell w/line of day: what’s up with the giant clam?"
by msb on Oct 4, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently not.
Do they still have pictures of the Clams in the restaurants?
by msb on Oct 4, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like when stadiums close with heartbreak so I'm rooting for Detroit
by Jeff on Oct 4, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm for MIN
For the sole reason of boosting Mauer’s MVP case over Jeter, et al.
by Fett42 on Oct 4, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had forgotten that Minnesota did this without Morneau
by Jeff on Oct 4, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blowers has noted several times how impressive it is Mauer has his numbers without the mighty protection of Morneau in the line-up
by msb on Oct 4, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Protection is bullshit
Pujols hit so much worse after the Holliday trade
by Poochie on Oct 4, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Happened with me, Manchester City 0 Southampton 1 to close Maine Road 2003.
That was an awful, awful anticlimax.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Oct 4, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's score Wilson, here.
Make up a little for the juggling act.
by msb on Oct 4, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Josh Wilson worth having around next year?
I haven’t been watching many games lately.
by Teej on Oct 4, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
His defense has been good.
And his offense has been tolerable.
by Wilder. on Oct 4, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably as a defensive replacement or something.
50!
by joof on Oct 4, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And by this, I mean the Willie Bloomquist role.
50!
by joof on Oct 4, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not really but good luck finding a much better utility guy
They’re all alike.
by Jeff on Oct 4, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
225!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Frabklin!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YES!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dave was just saying 'be nice if he could get 95 runs batted in ..."
by msb on Oct 4, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOAFIE!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The M's must always find somewhere for Lopez to play.
by Ender15 on Oct 4, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I really don't understand the bad rap he gets at second
by Fett42 on Oct 4, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me neither. Sure he's not the best fielder ... but he's a damn good hitter.
by Ender15 on Oct 4, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think 'damn good' is going a bit far.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's contributed more with glove than his bat this year
OBP, OBP, OBP
by Fett42 on Oct 4, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's been trending upward all year.
He got off to a terrible start. =/
50!
by joof on Oct 4, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RETIRE
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
On the radio side
he mentioned in passing walking around the stadium thanking the ushers and other Safeco staff today.
by msb on Oct 4, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The first thing he does in the booth
thanks the announcers ;-)
by Schuxu on Oct 4, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some one needs to get Zduriencik wasted so he'll let something slip for once
by JLC on Oct 4, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
well, I have to hit the road north.
hooray for radio.
by msb on Oct 4, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hooradio!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The stadium seems loud. I'm happy about that.
50!
by joof on Oct 4, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
King!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GMZ and Sims are talking RZR.
This is so awesome.
by BrianL on Oct 4, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Best defense of the decade?
Is GMZ referring to Dave’s article at Fangraphs?
by BrianL on Oct 4, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jack reads Fangraphs!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YES YES DID ZDURIENCIK JUST MENTION DAVE CAMERON'S FANGRAPH ARTICLE?
by JLC on Oct 4, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How can you have more putout then most clubs?
That only means you play more bottom of the 9ths then others.
Or was he talking about a special area where the POs summand?
by Schuxu on Oct 4, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Strikeouts are not considered put-outs.
by Wilder. on Oct 4, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You could have extras!
Do dropped third strikes count as putouts for the catcher and the first baseman?
50!
by joof on Oct 4, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Droped third strikes that get thrown to first are a putout for the 1B
Extras are a reason though.
by Schuxu on Oct 4, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My internet connection has picked a really fucking shitty time to crap out
I missed virtually all of Z and a lot of the game so far :’(
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't have enough bandwidth to watch mlb.tv or even listen to the mlb.com radio.
My solution is to have my skype with my dad and have him crank up the volume on the TV.
by Decatur on Oct 4, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the first time I've ever had any problems on two bars.
I’m even having trouble on one bar, which is virtually unwatchable anyway.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's pretty funny.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Oct 4, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So this basically means Dave Cameron is part of the Mariners FO, right?
by JLC on Oct 4, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay, maybe Junior can come back for just one more year
But that’s it
by JLC on Oct 4, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I liked when he turned the sign around and pointed out Blowers in the photo.
by Mikky on Oct 4, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Awesome
I’m not following the game on TV now, though it sounds like I’m missing some cool stuff
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Oct 4, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I blame the train on that pitch.
Felix was clearly annoyed.
by Wilder. on Oct 4, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
didn't even notice the runners on
FUCK
by IceStormV1 on Oct 4, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, Chris Davis, the best batter to be up when Felix needs a timely K. DOH.
by redwolf75 on Oct 4, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry.
The rest of the Rangers have to bat, too.
by Wilder. on Oct 4, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Teagarden has no shot against the royal curve.
by Decatur on Oct 4, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NEVER LEAVE
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bye Lord Felix
Hopefully we get to see you dominate again on opening day!
by Yoyogster on Oct 4, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah well Felix, maybe a Cy for you next year!
Thanks for the awesome pitching!
by Ender15 on Oct 4, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You're talking about Beltre right?
right?
Because I refuse to accept that Felix is going anywhere.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I made the same face as Felix just now...
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Oct 4, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope you don't leave
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 4, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or if he does, I hope he's traded for a King's Bounty.
by Ender15 on Oct 4, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are there any historical examples of a country actually trading or exchanging its king for something (and that king becoming monarch of the country to which he was traded?)
by Decatur on Oct 4, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would assume so. Agincourt was all crazy because the knights got bludgeoned to death after getting stuck in mud instead of ransomed as was customary.
50!
by joof on Oct 4, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe the Dutch giving the British William and Mary during the Glorious Revolution?
Although that’s more of a waiver wire deal than a big trade.
by Decatur on Oct 4, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit not Glorious Revolution
I need to get my history straight.
by Decatur on Oct 4, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Found some!
Typically, the most well-known example in medieval England of capture and ransom is that of King Richard I, who in 1192 was seized by Duke Leopold V of Austria on his way home from his crusade to the Holy Land. The Duke held Richard prisoner for more than a year until his mother, Eleanor of Aquitaine, could raise the 150,000-mark ransom, an amount that nearly bankrupted England.
While Chaucer would have been very familiar with this historical event, there was another capture-and-ransom incident that occurred in his lifetime, when he was 13, that more closely resembles the two cousins’ imprisonment in the Knight’s Tale. Four years before Chaucer served in King Edward III’s army, Edward III’s son Edward the Black Prince captured King John II of France at the Battle of Poitiers in 1356. Edward sent John back to England, where he was imprisoned in the Tower of London — although he was permitted privileges and luxuries — and his ransom was set at 3 million crowns, a prohibitive amount at the time. In 1360, Edward III agreed to release John to return to France to raise the ransom, and John left his son, Louis, as a replacement hostage. Louis, however, escaped and fled to France. John was so incensed at his son’s perceived lack of honor that he surrendered himself to the English and died in captivity.
50!
by joof on Oct 4, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
The key word is “ransom.” The enemy captures your king and you pay a ransom/bounty to get him back.
by redwolf75 on Oct 4, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There'd be no point in buying a monarch.
There’s so many landless (and competent) nobles around that would jump at the opportunity.
by redwolf75 on Oct 4, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well that gave me goose bumps
and teary eyes
by Schuxu on Oct 4, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I am going to make a music video for youtube
dedicated to Felix, using Mariah Carey’s “Hero”
by Yoyogster on Oct 4, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Indeed, it feels good to be back
and have someone waiting for me :)
by Yoyogster on Oct 4, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joba Chamberlain is on our team?
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Oct 4, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How the fuck could you leave after that
You’d have to be heartless
by JLC on Oct 4, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Langerhans?
When did that happen?
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Four slots away from maybe the final AB of Griffey's career!
by Jeff on Oct 4, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay one last Batista sighting
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by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 4, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Batista throwing in the pen
M’s clearly want to lower Felix’s arbitration value via less wins
by Fett42 on Oct 4, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Batista?
The M’s clearly want his final appearance to be more representative of his Mariner career.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"3-1 pitch to Ichiro... struck him out"
Oh Dave!
by Wilder. on Oct 4, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
These next two innings are gonna be nailbiters.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Oct 4, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pillsbury should open up a restaurant chain so I can go there.
by Wilder. on Oct 4, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Crescent rolls!
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Oct 4, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well so much for Batista closing his career last night
by Jeff on Oct 4, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And with all of the nice things you wrote about him,
He’ll probably get shelled today
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Oct 4, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God dammit
Way to negate all my hard work
by Jeff on Oct 4, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of all who may leave, I will miss Batista most
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 4, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At your service
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 4, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This seems like an invitation to Corcobait.
by Decatur on Oct 4, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As a college student, I need players like Miguel Batista
When I sit down to watch the game with a test the next day I need to study for or something, and I’m torn between watching the game and studying for the test, Miguel Batista would make life easier. I always knew I could shut off the TV whenever he came into pitch and study. Miguel Batista has singlehandedly improved my GPA. I will miss him.
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 4, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THAT'S why people have problems with Lopez.
by Wilder. on Oct 4, 2009 3:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man the Tigers, what a joke job
and thinking what a great help Washburn was…
by Schuxu on Oct 4, 2009 3:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's a very apt way of saying goodbye.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's a small round hole in my chair now.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Oct 4, 2009 3:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I clenched too tight.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Oct 4, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'l miss this team
But I am so hopeful for the future after this year.
Lots to feel good about.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Oct 4, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HIT A HOMER OLD MAN!
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Oct 4, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I do have a soft spot for C.J. Wilson, though.
He gave up the HR to Gutz on I Can Haz Cheezburger? Night, after all.
by Decatur on Oct 4, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I didn't know better...
I’d say that this is O’Day’s 162nd appearance of the season.
by PLU Tim on Oct 4, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This had better be his final at-bat.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have already accepted the inevitable..
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Oct 4, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd like to hear Sims/Blowers
wish for Griffey’s retirement
by CKel on Oct 4, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Please don't strike out.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Oct 4, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Woooooo!
RETIRE
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HE DID IT@! HE SAVED BASEBALL IN SEATTLE!
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Oct 4, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Some people around here would ecstatic if Felix came out.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Oct 4, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Bye Griffey
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
by I'm NOT Corco on Oct 4, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
One more appeal Beltre...please...
by SebastianPruiti on Oct 4, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Griffey, always the #1 Mariner
You will be missed!
See you in a few years when you enter the HOF!
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Oct 4, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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