102709 OTDOD - Home Improvement Edition
It's new OTD time again, folks. In lieu of the usual OT fare of video games, books, making fun of celebrities and yuppies, etc. I've decided to go with a different theme for my occasional contribution to this wonderful site - home improvement.
This is a topic that has been the bane of my existence for the past month and a half, as I bought quite the clunker and am determined to make it livable on a budget. I won't go LLFB and detail every change I've made so far, but here are a couple things that I've done, and a longer list of neat stuff I'm looking to do.
Done -
* New kitchen cabinets
* Bedroom tear out, replacing wiring (drywall going up soon!)
Neat stuff that I may want to build/do in the future -
Catwalk on the ceiling - I don't even like the cat, but I think this would be awesome, especially the carpeted pole in the front room (maybe have the carpet removable so it can serve double duty without the rug burns)
Spray foam insulation - I can't do it now because of time constraints, but this is something I will be coming back to in the near term. It's the wave of the future, and it's not a flying car this time. R-Value of 21 for a 2x4 framed wall with built-in leak sealing and vapor barrier? Yes, please.
Normal projects in the pipeline -
Make a real front door
Built-in office desks and shelving
Tear down and rebuild shed
Replace deck/patio
Links to sites that I read about housing/remodeling/design -
http://diydiva.net/
http://www.inhabitat.com/
http://www.doityourself.com/
So, now comes the sharing portion of the show. What things have you done to make your place more livable? Good ideas that maybe you don't see everywhere? Any questions about work you want to do? I know I have quite a bit of experience in roofing, siding, electrical, insulation and tree work. I'm sure there are other people here that know about other things as well.
As always, normal OTD rules apply - talk about whatever within the rules.
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Also, my neck hurts from shaking my head at all the shit the last owner did horribly, horribly wrong.
Splices in the walls? No grounding for the main box? Electrical tape as pipe fitting tape? Ugh.
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Yes.
It would appear the previous owner of my house fancied himself quite the general contractor. We knew something was wrong with the wiring, because we’d blow a circuit by doing something like making tea while a light was on in a totally separate part of the house. We’ve added 5 lines (things like getting the oven on a dedicated line), and it’s still not quite right.
We totally redid the kitchen last year, and put down slate tile (and that cool underfloor heating mat stuff!), and unwittingly found that previous owner/bob villa wanna be had run a live wire across the kitchen floor. We missed it by an inch when we were running the circular saw through the old laminate to start demo. That was close.
I still want to put in a half bath and water in my basement, though I realize that if I did, I would probably never leave. Finishing the basement was a project from 2 years ago, and it’s probably been the biggest return-on-investment deal since we bought the house, oh, 8 years ago. Sheesh, that was 8 years ago?
Yeah, you'll find more.
I decided to make the best of my chaotic moving situation and tear out all the inside walls and start fresh before settling into the room. I’m only doing it room by room, but everything I find goes into the dumpster. There’s pre-asbestos insulation in all the walls, wires run between lath boards, a MISSING ROOF JOIST, no wire nuts to be found, the washer drain going straight into the drain pipe w/o a one way valve, etc.
Luckily for me, the two biggest things are new, the main electrical box and the furnace. Everything after that is just running lines and ductwork (and a ROOF JOIST).
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Hey, that underfloor heating mat.
Did you use the kind that has to be covered in grout and left to set first, then tiled? Or the all-in-one-step type. These are the only types I’m familiar with at this point.
Recommend it, yeah. It's not perfect, but it's really nice in the winter
I don’t remember what the other type costs, but it’s undoubtedly more.
There seems to be a spot on the floor where it doesn’t get too warm, but it’s off in a corner, and I don’t care all that much.
Don't get put in a time out and the corner won't be an issue
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 27, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
I love the idea of the catwalk. I wish I could do something like that for my kitty.
That DIY site is a little misleading when they’re talking about the potential drawbacks to using sprayfoam insulation at the underside of the roof. They say that it’s an industry “standard” to ventilate the attic. This makes it sound like it’s questionable whether you should ventilate your attic or not, but in Washington and Oregon, and any other state that has adopted the IBC (International Building Code), it’s required by the building code that you ventilate the attic.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 27, 2009 7:53 AM PDT reply actions
Yeah, that part does vary by state.
The states that use the ICC allow non-ventilated attics, and even in states where the IBC is used there are variances that are usually easy to get as long as you make clear the attic will be within the interior air envelope.
Also, there are ventilated runners that will work with spray foam application that offer the best of both worlds.
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You don't have to be code compliant as long as you justify it well enough
by Graham MacAree on Oct 27, 2009 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't have much experience with residential inspectors
but commercial inspectors aren’t usually very flexible when it comes to code violations.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 27, 2009 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I too wanted one of those catwalks, but generally it is not the sort of improvement that an apartment owner aprroves of ...
my Abby would have been a big fan, had I done so.
Our house was built to contractor grade
(read: cheap-ass Home Depot finishing everywhere)
so we’re in the long, slow process of making it look better. Nothing major, fortunately, it’s all mostly cosmetic – we’ve put down laminate flooring in the living room, we’re going to learn how to tile so we can replace the linoleum in the kitchen and bathrooms, and we’’re replacing sinks and faucets everywhere. I had no idea that faucet replacement is as easy as it is – our kitchen faucet didn’t even require tools. Crazy. We do want to replace the kitchen cabinets, though – how involved was that process? How much did you know about doing it before you started? For some reason that project terrifies me.
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Cabinets are pretty tricky.
There’s a lot of fine woodworking skills required. They’re difficult to level, because often times the kitchen floor framing isn’t level at all. If you’re planning on having a solid surface countertop installed, be prepared to buy a six-foot level and a planer, because you’ll have to do a lot of checking, double-checking, and planing of your base cabinets to get them as close to perfectly level as you can.
The folks who installed our solid surface countertop had to come out twice because we weren’t in their tolerance for level the first time around. We spent a lot (and I mean a lot) of time planing off our base cabinets.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 27, 2009 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions
This is exactly right, and then some.
One thing I also recommend (that I didn’t do) is to not get wall cabinets that go all the way to the ceiling. All this gives you is the same headache you had with the base cabinets, but with more plucking it off the wall and putting it back up.
Crown molding only does so much, and if you have a bad enough ceiling you have to level that as well.
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Faucets are easy to replace when they are recent.
Older houses can have compression or solder fittings that have to be the most ornery, pain in the ass fittings I’ve had to try and take off.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Is it going on, or is it going off?
Ba-dum-ching.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 27, 2009 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Help me fix a toilet!
so the stopper on the inside of my toilet bowl won’t go back down after I flush, and it empties the entire bowl every time. I would be much more worried, but we don’t pay for water (landlord does), it’s just annoying to have to lift the bowl to push the stopper back down every time.
Any idea how to make the stopper go back to sealed after I flush? I can provide pictures later.
Are you sure the chain attached to the stopper isn't kinked?
Sometimes a few of the links will become tangled up in the lever that is attached to the flush handle.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 27, 2009 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Check to see if the chain is somehow wrapped around itself, or broken, or if it's slipped off the stopper
I guess you’d see that if you were pushing the stopper down every time.
Is the stopper, er, stopping just above the hole, or is it not really moving at all?
Not moving at all from the highest position
by seattlebruin on Oct 27, 2009 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Sounds like it could be a problem with the float.
Sometimes you have to bend the metal piece that the float is attached to to make sure that it engages the water in the tank correctly.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 27, 2009 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Could be rusted joints in the mechanism.
You could take it off and WD-40 it or just replace it (they’re cheap).
If it's completely stuck my guess would be it's the hinge of the stopper that's the problem
Try taking it off and look at the hinges to see if there’s rust buildup or something.
Simple fix, see if adding a link to your chain will do it.
Sometimes the chain is too short and it pulls the flapper up too far, so gravity won’t pull it back down on its own.
Easy way to test this is see if not pushing the handle down all the way fixes it. Just push it enough to flush and see if it goes back down.
Otherwise maybe the arm on your handle isn’t long enough (so it pulls it back too far) or the flapper is binding at the bottom (try turning off the water to your toilet and manually moving the flapper, see if it sticks anywhere)
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Also check the stopper itself, sometimes some algae will grow on it or the rim of the hole.
And if the stopper is really old, for whatever reasons they can become brittle and stiff and need to be replaced. They don’t always have to be that old either, maybe some materials are just cheap, or react badly to cleaning agents like the little clorox pucks people like to put in there.
When you replace your deck I recommend using Azek composite.
It doesn’t scratch or mold like other composites. Its what I used when I built my deck last spring.
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I saw your name at the bottom of the comment before I read it and therefore thought that this was about dick replacement
by Graham MacAree on Oct 27, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought this exact same thing
like word for word
by seattlebruin on Oct 27, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Heh
Composite dick.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions
But does it fade under prolonged exposure to UV is what I want to know.
Some of those composites don’t hold color very well, and who wants a grey deck.
by Kermit. on Oct 27, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'm so glad you ended up winning Commenter of the Year
by seattlebruin on Oct 27, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You only had to root for whoever was playing the Angels
by seattlebruin on Oct 27, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
So I can quit it now? This is good to know!
This was actually a good healing exercise. It’s been so long since the Yankees have hurt me, it was time to let go of the anger and resentment I’ve been holding on to all these years. You’ve helped me finally learn how to talk about them, laugh about them, and shown me how to empower myself.
It really wasn’t about the Yankees anymore, that team doesn’t even exist . Oh sure, there’s a few players still there, but without Williams, Knoblauch, O’Neill, or the rest of them, it’s just a shadow of the team that hurt me. So it wasn’t about hating the Yankees anymore, it was about holding onto the pain and anger. And it was time to stop, I was ready. Thank you seattlebruin, for giving me my life back.
I will hunt you down while wearing my sash.
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by Eyebrows on Oct 27, 2009 10:36 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
In the heart of Bromania.
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by Eyebrows on Oct 27, 2009 10:39 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
It holds color well.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Perfect timing - I just discovered water damage in my skylight in my bathroom.
My house is only 5 years old and I went up to the roof yesterday and couldn’t find anything that would’ve caused the leak. I’m thinking it was condensation because the leak doesn’t start at the top of the skylight. Anyone else had anything similar?
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Not really.
We have 2 skylights and no other windows. And neither skylight opens. Plus we have the bad habit of never running the exhaust fan when taking a shower.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Run the exhaust fan.
Especially with no other ventilation source in your bathroom. That’s probably what’s causing your problem.
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Thats what I figured.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Water damage isn't your only worry at that point
Mold can grow really easy anywhere in a bathroom if you don’t ventilate.
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Get the timer switch for it.
Easy swap, switch for switch, and you can just turn the dial and it’ll run for 1/2 hour.
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I'm home sick.
What are the best movies on Netflix Instant Watch? I’m looking for cheesy/epic.
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I don't know how cheesy these are, but if you're looking for dumb fun
http://www.netflix.com/WiMovie/Pineapple_Express/70098329?trkid=995222&lnkctr=ddwAgainbs
http://www.netflix.com/WiMovie/Drunken_Master/60000221?trkid=1211018
http://www.netflix.com/WiMovie/The_Legend_of_Drunken_Master/60003387?trkid=1211018
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by Eyebrows on Oct 27, 2009 9:57 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
He was the only good thing about Pineapple Express.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 27, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions
It was a lot darker at the end than I would have expected
I really liked it.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
Why do comedy writers feel their films need a plot?
The best part of these movies is usually the first 1/4 – 1/2, when the characters are being introduced and setup. Then they devolve into some ludicrous, half-assed action movie or horror film or romance that’s not funny and not compelling. What would be wrong with just following the funny characters around for the entire movie, watching them be funny?
by waldo rojas on Oct 27, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Go watch Hot Rod.
It will solve all your problems.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Cool beans
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 27, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
FEAR DOT COM
Finish it!
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 27, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I'd have to start all over
I don’t remember a thing about it.
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 27, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Why would you do that to yourself?
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
I was drunk and we were looking for a shitty horror movie
That one wasn’t even entertaining though
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 27, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Cause we did a watch now party
And both feel asleep with our significant others waking us up wondering why we had headsets on.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Bahahaha...how romantic.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 27, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
And my significant other keeps flipping me shit for that exact reason
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 27, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
DOUBLE TEAM!!!!
Jean-Claude Van Damme & Dennis Rodman. Need I say more? Oh what…Mickey Rourke is the villain? Seriously. Watch. Now.
I already watch Out Cold and The New Guy
Watching Shrooms now.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
That cow can fucking talk.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
If you watched Out Cold, why not step up to Stone Cold?
Boz!
(this may not be available as a watch-now option)
Okay, what the fuck happened to Mickey Rourke's face?
I caught part of some 80’s movie, and he used to be a good looking guy. Now he looks like a freak. Was it plastic surgery?
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 27, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
He also had a problem with being a shitty boxer who got his face beat in a lot.
One may have led to the other, though.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
Oh right the boxing career, in my defense that detail is easily forgotten.
That was news about the time he did Harley Davidson and Marlboro Man.
I only remember it because it was talked about a lot when The Wrestler came out.
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Drat, blacklisting large portions of the media causes some problems.
That movie just went to the top of the list.
Also water knocking sounds!
Coming from the bladder like thing on my hot water “in” line. I replaced the bladder and it changed the pitch of he water sounds but I’m still getting the issue. I’m wondering if I need a pressure regulator.
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You have old plumbing lines that need to be replaced.
I have the same issue. The pressure coming from the intake is too high for the old piping.
But my house is only 5 years old. Could they have used the wrong piping?
It has been said that since I have a firestation that does training in our area that it affects our water pressure and causes knocking. But I’m the only one that has the issue consistently.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
If you can locate where the pipe is knocking, put a one way valve in the line on the tank side of it.
That will often fix the knock.
What does that look like?
And should that go before or after the “bladder”
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh wait, disregard. I read that incorrectly.
I was thinking on the house side of the water heater, not the intake side.
Gotcha.
So a one way valve wouldn’t help?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
French Press.
2 tablespoons per 6 oz. Press down after 4-5 minutes and drink immediately. Otherwise coffee will be bitter. It may seem as though this is a lot of coffee to water, but if you use less, the coffee will be bitter. Bitter is to be avoided.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 27, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Waited to long.
Got Bitter :(
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
The first sip was delicious.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I have a small french press at work
since everyone else drinks Folgers around here, it’s the only way to get good coffee. I like the coffee it makes, but they’re a bit of a pain to clean.
I have a small drip machine that’s fast and easy to clean; perfect for work mornings.
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by Eyebrows on Oct 27, 2009 10:00 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Soccer today!
I don’t care if it’s the Carling Cup. It’s still soccer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 27, 2009 9:48 AM PDT reply actions
SOUNDERS SOUNDERS SOUNDERS
I spent my day off yesterday playing Houston on FIFA while blaring songs from this page. I can’t decide if this is awesome or terribly nerdy.
The Carling Cup, in its original guise, is the competition that gave the world
this moment, and the hilarious recreation thereof.
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by pdb on Oct 27, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for Fantasy Football linkage - thanks!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Oct 27, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Another for you pbd!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZI6w8JCbd4
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Oct 27, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Urghh yeah I noticed that just after I clicked submit...
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Oct 28, 2009 2:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Preemptively lashing out at those who say "It's just the Carling Cup"
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 27, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I am going to City Vs Scunthorp tomorrow night!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Oct 27, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently it is in North Lincolnshire
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 28, 2009 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Famous as one of the few teams with a naughty word in it.
Arsenal, Scunthorpe, and Manchester Fucking United, as the old joke goes.
Craigslist subthread!
furnish my apartment! I need a dresser for my room, dining table and chairs and a coffee table. Must be located in Inland Empire or San Diego (strongly prefer San Diego), and reasonably priced (total budget is ~$125, and no item should exceed $100)
I have a medium brown tile floor for the two tables with a two tone couch, espresso base and chocolate-colored cushions.
For the dresser, it’s in a room with a dark cherry-ish bed, and needs to sit a 46" TV on top of it.
Go!
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/
http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/
$125 for all those things?
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by Eyebrows on Oct 27, 2009 10:00 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
It can be done, even if one item costs a lot
by seattlebruin on Oct 27, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions
This is why I am enlisting the help of the good Craigslisters of Lookout Landing
by seattlebruin on Oct 27, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions
You need to charge more for sucking dick.
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by Eyebrows on Oct 27, 2009 10:05 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Dining table and chairs
Could probably talk the price down on this one
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/ssd/fuo/1436315791.html
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by Eyebrows on Oct 27, 2009 10:12 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
This one has a table and a dresser that might work
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/fuo/1437591365.html
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by Eyebrows on Oct 27, 2009 10:08 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
What is with the word "dinning"
it is spelled “d-i-n-i-n-g.” You do not eat dinner at a dinning table.
by seattlebruin on Oct 27, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions
I eat diner at a dinning table.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 27, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Dinnering table
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 27, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Dining table possibility $90
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/esd/fuo/1438711421.html
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by Eyebrows on Oct 27, 2009 11:08 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I thought you were going for dark furniture.
But then, I am not the person you want to consult on design.
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by Eyebrows on Oct 27, 2009 10:23 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I like glass tables
and it’s really hard to find dark wood tables + chairs for under $250
by seattlebruin on Oct 27, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Plus Matthew said it was good, so it must be true!
by seattlebruin on Oct 27, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Glass coffee table with darker frame, $30
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/fuo/1436056976.html
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by Eyebrows on Oct 27, 2009 10:51 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
What about that cum couch you found earlier?
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 27, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Looked like it had been too heavily used
by seattlebruin on Oct 27, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Just flip the cushions over
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 27, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
You might also want to check local thrift stores
Some people are dumb and donate decent furniture instead of selling it, and thrift store prices always rock
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 27, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
My brother got a 3 piece matching living room set for like $80 at a Value Village
Couch, loveseat and recliner, in black. They looked brand new. He was stoked
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 27, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
See, sofas/cloth furniture are the one thing I can't get without knowing the reasonable history of
I’m so deathly allergic to cats that I need to know that cats haven’t been the furniture. With solid surfaces, it’s not perfect, but a good cleaning will do wonders
by seattlebruin on Oct 27, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Just wear a SARS mask if you have any trouble
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 27, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Thrift stores in SD aren't generally very good.
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by Eyebrows on Oct 27, 2009 10:43 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
If you want to check thrift stores, I had the best luck
on Sports Arena Blvd, there’s a Goodwill and a Salvation Army about a block apart that aren’t terrible.
I never had any luck at the Baras chain.
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by Eyebrows on Oct 27, 2009 10:45 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Go buy this coffee table now.
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/fuo/1430812972.html
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by Eyebrows on Oct 27, 2009 10:54 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Don't haggle over something like $10.
It’s a good deal on CL, and they’ll just sell to the person who offers what they ask.
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by Eyebrows on Oct 27, 2009 11:11 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Are you saying craigslist sellers are racist?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
m saying that Asian people like good deal
by seattlebruin on Oct 27, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
After selling import cars for 4 years
I can certify this as fact
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 27, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Why do you need a dining table?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Why not just get a poker table then?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
You can still eat on it.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
I want my apartment to look nice
no matter what NOLA thinks
by seattlebruin on Oct 27, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Get this.
http://www.fastfurnishings.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=AHB_BURLINGTON
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Come table to go with your cumcouch!

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by Eyebrows on Oct 27, 2009 11:17 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I see your budget now.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
All I need to get them to see is my loft and they'll be sold
by seattlebruin on Oct 27, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
See if I said this comment people would assume I was talking about my cock.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Now I'm confused.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm a halfie which means I get to pick and chose
by Graham MacAree on Oct 27, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Kazuo Ishiguro.
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by JY on Oct 27, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you for the idea.
My coffee table has had a wobbly leg, which snapped off while I was watching a recent Seahawks game with friends. I’ve been in the market for a new table, and it didn’t even occur to me to look on Craigslist.
I just sold one for $45 bucks.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
45 dollarbucks?
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by Eyebrows on Oct 27, 2009 11:15 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Here's your table and chairs, asking $100
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/ssd/fuo/1430782388.html
Because I know you have to haggle, don’t try for lower than $75.
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by Eyebrows on Oct 27, 2009 11:20 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
If I offer $30, she can counter at $70 and everyone is happy!
by seattlebruin on Oct 27, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
If you offer $30, they don't respond.
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by Eyebrows on Oct 27, 2009 11:22 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
They'll respond with $100.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I mean, you HAVE MONEY!
Why waste everyone’s time with lowball offers? These are great deals already, you don’t have to insult them.
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by Eyebrows on Oct 27, 2009 11:24 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
This actually isn't true, currently
hence the very tight budget
by seattlebruin on Oct 27, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
How the fuck don't you have money
You’re an engineer
by Graham MacAree on Oct 27, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't think we need to get into it.
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by Eyebrows on Oct 27, 2009 11:34 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Just saying money is a personal thing and I didn't mean to steer the conversation this way.
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by Eyebrows on Oct 27, 2009 11:35 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Student loans + I just shelled out a ton of money for the new place and my roommate owes me $3K+ for his share
but that’s not exactly spendable money at the moment.
by seattlebruin on Oct 27, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Thank god I don't have student loans.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Offer $40.
Be strong. Your negotiating through email – makes it easier not to break!
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
God damn it! SHIT!
I’m out of god damn tea. Awww, for pete’s sake!
If I can make it to a store without punching anyone, what kind of tea should I get, which is a way of asking what kind/brand of tea you prefer?
Hmm...
I’ve bought some Yogi Tea in the past but it’s realistically about thirty variations on four or five different teas and a lot of them are fruity. They are effective at what they claim to do though, the Detox Teas do help (I use them for hangovers) as does the stomach settling one, but generally they are a bit fruity.
To summarize, better offerings are available for just tea purposes and from now on I think I’m just going to peruse the aisles of the Japanese supermarket.
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Tetley's tea from Fred Myers
It’s awesome
by Graham MacAree on Oct 27, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
It's like tea shopping, only free and I get dinner
by Graham MacAree on Oct 27, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I like Tetleys, and PG tips
you just missed a swell sale at Bartell’s on Stash tea, which has some good flavors. Trader Joes actually has some nice tea (even the decaf, a decent cuppa is hard to find)
Not big on Stash, though I love PG tips (that's what I just ran out of)
Yeah, the trader joe’s surprised me, but I’ll probably just get more PG. That or Yorkshire Gold.
Only some of the Stash ...
lemon ginger is ok, and the decaf English breakfast if you have to go decaf.
If I am having iced tea Red Rose.
If I am having hot tea with caffeine, Mighty Leaf Earl Grey. If I am having hot tea without caffeine, Yogi Licorice Root.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 27, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I lllooooove earl grey. This 'mighty leaf' stuff any good?
Where’d you find it?
Yes, and yes.
The cilantro of beverage flavorings.
I kind of want to snort powdered bergamot.
Lapsang Suchong doesn’t really smell or taste like something people are meant to ingest.
Does anybody know of a site where I can find MP3's for cellphone notifications?
The stock sounds for android that I can assign for text messages are too brief and quiet and I tend to not notice it. I’m not looking for an obnoxious one or voice one, just one that I wont likely miss. My old WM6.1 Treo had an amazing one but I can’t find it anywhere.
I love how OFFTOPS even though they are off-topic by definition, tend to follow certain themes
this one is the “help me fix my problem!” theme
Yay pointless lists!
http://www.holytaco.com/25-animals-they-think-theyre-people
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Also this may be the greatest list I have ever seen.
- is my favorite
http://www.holytaco.com/7-best-maury-povich-paternity-result-reactions
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
That should be #3
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
2010 CFB futures bets
UCLA wins – Over/Under 3.5
I just want to know "Why Meth?"
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Why meth?
Why not meth?
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 27, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
One of those commercials that warns against meth.
Is someone I went to high school with. He looks like hell.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
I've got a fair amount of family that has used before (hooray for living in Enumclaw, Ravensdale, and Selleck!)
They look worse than hell. Shit’s nasty
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 27, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
!
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by pdb on Oct 27, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That is some belly hair.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
of all the things that are wrong with mid-80's Agassi
you noticed the belly hair most?
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Its a lot of belly hair.
The outfit just reminds me of my brother.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
It's more of an effort to support tootthekazoo than anything
He seemed so upset when I made fun of his fanshot.
Redemption!
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 27, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay! The Army Corps of Engineers released updated flood maps for the Green River Valley
In all but the most minor of flooding events, my place of work will be under up to 2 feet of water at a minimum. Good times. Maps at the link here
Does this look to effect anybody else here at all?
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All three paper vendors in Seattle are in the Kent Valley.
If it floods the printing industry is screwed.
Printing industry is already screwed.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I suppose that may effect you then
Both of our shops will flood if anything happens, which would be quite terrible
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 27, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Spitting on pitch 'is flu risk'
Footballers are warned about spitting on the pitch during games as more swine flu cases are confirmed in the Premier League.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 27, 2009 12:09 PM PDT reply actions
Way to go, Seattle Times! (or, Hey SB! Sparkle Sparkle!)
The Seattle Times is running a Twilight contest, inviting people to declare their allegiance to Team Edward or Team Jacob in the comments.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/movies/2010138949_twilightcontest.html?cmpid=2628
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by Eyebrows on Oct 27, 2009 12:16 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
These are fun!
“These are some of the reasons on why to be team Edward. For starters he is extremely hansome , romantic, protective, will die for you , has your best interest at heart doesn’t want to do anything to hurt you and if breaking your heart is what he has to do to protect you then that is what he will do , he has centuries of knowledge and is willing to share information with you , he has passion in his eyes for the one he can’t live with out . That is why i am team Edward for he is the perfect man that all women dream of and long for … "
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by Eyebrows on Oct 27, 2009 12:18 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
"that all women dream of and long for"
They’re not all teenage girls.
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by Eyebrows on Oct 27, 2009 12:24 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I can say with absolute certainty that of the two options, I am Team Edward
by seattlebruin on Oct 27, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not bad, if I remember correctly
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 27, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Phil Collins and a real man doesn't look at explosion sequence!
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
And its starting to go downhill by adding a plot.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Going back uphill.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
What the fuck is wrong with people
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 27, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
This would be part of why Japan's birth rate is dangerously low.
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by JY on Oct 27, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
But real girls are ew gross.
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by Eyebrows on Oct 27, 2009 1:12 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
It's the holidays
LL should do a Christmas pantomime. I’ve always thought America should do that.
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Only if I can ride a horse.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
You can be the pantomime horse!
Sometimes they’re secret agents!
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Pantomime horse happy Scruffy?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
What do you mean by soft shoe-ing?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Gotcha
I gotta get my mind out of the gutter.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Cause its different then Getting Keyboard Cat'd Scruffy.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Does it taste just like raisins?
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 27, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
So someone has to finally get some, someone has to finally get their serious girlfriend unfrigid, and someone else has to hook up with an older chick
Robert with an older chick?
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by Eyebrows on Oct 27, 2009 1:42 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
This can only be a win.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 27, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
So, any adult will work.
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by Eyebrows on Oct 27, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 8 recs
THIS!
LL should absolutely make a teen comedy! It can star Big Vin Diesel as Jeff, Hulk Hogan as Graham, and Wesley Snipes as Matthew!
The three will race across Europe, tracking down a very expensive bottle of wine wine! The climax of the film will feature an incredible hot air balloon chase! Yes!
by katal on Oct 27, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Honestly this is the first time I've ever had a strong pain medicine
and I don’t see what all the hype is about. All it’s done is make the pain go away & make me very sleepy.
The hype comes in the street resale value of the unused extras
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When there is pain for them to counteract they don't get you high.
When there is not, wheeee!
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 27, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I first read this as "Brett Miller is the new manager..."
and despite all logical fallacies regarding why it could never happen, got very excited.
Glad I wasn't the only one that had to double-take that
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 27, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
It doesn't end until Christmas Eve this year!
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As I've said,
I really hope that some nasty storms go through the Northeast for the next couple weeks, preventing the series from finishing until sometime in December. Then maybe the MLB will plan the thing a bit better. I mean, what if the next one is Colorado and Minnesota, and it snows the whole time? This is a bunch of bullshit
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 27, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe we'll get lucky and the temperature will drop to below zero with a stiff breeze just for kicks.
Nothing says post season baseball excitement like sub-zero wind chill conditions! I’m already getting excited thinking about the endless possibilities for Selig to say stupid shit while trying to sort it out.
Maybe the start of season should be moved up to early March.
I built a koi pond once with extensive use of spray foam insulation. Great stuff.
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The WBC is the only reason the WS is this late.
But I still don’t understand why the WS couldn’t start tonight.
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I still think scheduling some double headers is the simplest answer.
Half a dozen for every team, make one of them a single ticket event.
One per team per month.
I would love to see this. Mariner Doubleheader Sunday!
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It's just as late next year.
Opening Day is 4/5 I believe.
by Mariner John on Oct 27, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Why can't we just schedule the first world series game after the ALCS and NLCS are completed?
If you bought tickets to the world series I’m pretty sure you’re willing to take a personal day when the date changes.
I know there are some U2 fans 'round these parts
Did you know Bono and co are coming to Qwest in June?
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@mattpitman: "Join me and @shannondrayer for World Series special, 6-7 tonight on 710 ESPN Seattle."
I can't wait for the day that every piece of text is preceded by the at sign or the pound sign
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RT @frommsb Won't if be cool?
lol I think you meant IT, not IF #spellingnazi #grammarnazi
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 27, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah I regret my contributions to this
That said, pdb wasn’t so far off with his prediction
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 27, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
It was less a prediction than a horrifying sense of dread of the inevitable
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Same difference at this point, I'd say
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 27, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Scary robot news!
Anybody here remember the Big Dog (be ready for SCARY at the :35 mark) created by Boston Dynamics? They’ve now created Petman, a bipedal walking robot that will possibly terrify you. Watch the video here
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That is insane.
But yeah, :35 is freakin’ WEIRD.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 28, 2009 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions
If you've played Half Life 2: Episode 2
Tell me that the big dog doesn’t remind you of the hunters. TERROR
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 28, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
IT CATCHES ITSELF FROM FALLING JUST LIKE REAL THINGS DO
AND IT WON’T FALL WHILE ON ICE EITHER, BECAUSE IT KNOWS
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 28, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
It killed John Connor!
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 28, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
A bittersweet day.
I like the world series even if my team isn’t in it [i.e. every year]. However, this will be the first year that the WS has not been shown on free UK TV. For the previous 12 years, every WS game was shown live and it was awesome, but due to the recession five tv cut back on their American sports coverage, and baseball was cut.
So, tonight is about the game but also remembering the awesome show that introduced me to baseball in the first place. It is just a shame that no other people will have the same opportunity that I had [unless they pay £12/month for ESPN…].
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Wait, there is no game tonight?!
Who designed this schedule?!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Oct 27, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Favorite types of bacon?
I like hickory smoked and peppered the most.
Favorite way to eat bacon?
I like a strip of bacon and two slices of cheese on a lightly toasted english muffin half.
Maple bacon is a little too sweet and flavorful to eat as part of something else IMO.
It’s fine if it’s on the side during a hearty breakfast-type meal but I don’t like it in my BLTs or in anything else.
But you'll eat it if it's on a plate next to some eggs and home fried potatoes
which proves my point. There’s no such thing as a bad type of bacon.
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Sometimes when I get fancybacon, it kind of tastes like fish.
I don’t know if it is a fault or a feature but I think it is kind of gross.
by waldo rojas on Oct 28, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes, let's.
There’s a cafe two blocks east of me where they serve Billionaire’s Bacon, which is essentially bacon cooked in brown sugar until it develops a sort of glaze. Ideally, and most frequently, the bacon is firm but not crisp, retaining that meaty consistency as you chew through it. They serve it separately as a side, but I prefer to get it with the Eggs in a Basket, which would be more easily recognizable (to me at least) as Eggs in Frame, a center hole cut out of two slices of rye bread with an egg fried in each until just before the yolk hardens up. You get a a bit of each in every forkful, consuming it with small French press’ worth of coffee on the side, and sit there soaking it all in as the foot traffic goes by.
That’s generally how Fridays go for me.
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This is the greatest Friday of all time, I want this to be my Saturday morning.
Where is this joint?
On the west side of Amsterdam Avenue between 109th and 110th St. in Manhattan.
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They gonna franchise that sucker or what?
Because otherwise this ain’t happening.
Doubt it.
It’s one of those oddball places with local artwork on the walls, where you end up knowing most of the people on staff.
Besides, their business model, which includes half price food Mondays, half price wine bottles on Wednesday (with food orders, of course), and free tapas everyday, is not especially conducive to a large corporation.
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by JY on Oct 28, 2009 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Nope.
It doesn’t have pepper in it as far as I know.
If you Google the phrase “Billionaire Bacon” it will come up with a whole list of recipes from places around NYC that claim to have done it first.
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by JY on Oct 28, 2009 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't know what to make of the second comment. I think I love it.
“I have a friend Bob who loves pig pie too! Sometimes she doesn’t even get out of bed until she smells the bacon cooking.”
Looks like
The LHC is coming back online. That is, unless the LHC sabotages itself…from the future!
The self-destructing Higgs boson might be my favorite news story ever
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 27, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the thought of a higher power seeing this and going "Please, no, cut that shit out."
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
Bahahahaha!
Half-Life 3: Gordon Takes on the LHC
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 28, 2009 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions
This is right up there with the Helen Keller simulator.
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by JY on Oct 28, 2009 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Does anybody remember drawing a "Stussy" or "Super S"?

I thought it was just something we did in California when I was in late elementary school (around 1992), but it appears it was a nationwide phenomenon.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 28, 2009 9:01 AM PDT reply actions
Yup
Why did everyone draw these things?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 28, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions
No clue.
But I remember feeling so cool that I was one of the people who knew how to draw one.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 28, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions
I went with the Van Halen and Iron Maiden logos a lot.
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Did they field a full strength side though?
I saw the score but it was the first round of the Copa Del Rey and I’m not sure if major Spanish sides take it seriously or not. Either way it’s a big result though.
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Looks like it was a decent side on further research
Although any team with Jerzy Dudek in goal is always in danger of shipping a lot of goals. Benzema and Raul played, although a lot of the first team seemed to be injured. But still.
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Their director put up a public apology on the website
by Graham MacAree on Oct 28, 2009 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Guess this version of the Galacticos isn't as galactic as they'd hoped.
But at least they can bring in players, unlike Portsmouth.
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Perspective!
It was every inch as bad as the scoreline makes it sound.
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At some point Alex Ferguson will blame this on the catering staff at Barnsley.
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"All our fish have aids!"
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 28, 2009 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions
So I thought I was blocked from LL at work but apprently that is incorrect.
I am, however, unable to login from the drop-down menu, scroll, reply/rec/flag, switch to widescreen or post comments from work. I can see the site, I can login from the “Join the Conversation!” box at the bottom of threads, but if I want to do anything besides read I have to use the mobiLLe site.
Any ideas why this would be?
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 28, 2009 9:24 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
What browser are you running?
Also, your company’s admins could have locked down things like javascript and other plug-in languages for security reasons – I don’t know the backbone of LL but that could be a reason.
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Firefox 3.0.14, but same deal on IE.
I’m assuming it’s a blocked script; I think Ajax is what makes the things I’m having trouble with go, but it’s weird because I’m fully functional on other websites with similar features. SO I dunno. Guess I’m Eyebrowsing.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 28, 2009 9:35 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Which as an employee of a corporate entity you might not have rights to alter, by the way.
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't and I'm also sure I wouldn't try even if I did.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 28, 2009 9:36 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Give it a couple months and make friends with an IT guy
then ask him/her about it.
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That's sounds dangerous.
Make friends with an IT guy and they become that puppy who shadows you everywhere you go.
Well now that I know the prevailing attituded about IT guys,
I will not be unblocking any websites.
It's hilarious.
I’ve only seen a couple of episodes, but it’s ridiculously silly and fun.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 28, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
IT people are awesome
I’m one of them. All I meant was don’t demand unfettered access to everything right away, because that makes you sound dickish.
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I realize that.
Sorry, I forget how hard it is to convey sarcasm over the internet.
As far as I've noticed the IT people are the hippest people here.
Well, besides me of course.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 28, 2009 10:25 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
The guy who allegedly stabbed the CB at UConn was an IT guy.
by waldo rojas on Oct 28, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Which obviously means
the CB at UConn was making unrealistic demands of his friendly IT professional. There’s a lesson to be learned here.
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They block sbnation.com.
Probably Websense, as I’m in the same boat (but can get around it).
The login function goes through sbnation.com, so it just takes you nowhere.
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They may have a special lunch or after-hours policy.
Try to login before or after work or during lunch, and it may go and you’ll carry the cookie for it 24 hours.
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They don't.
I tried to check my Facebook while I was off the clock for lunch yesterday and it was blocked.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 28, 2009 11:21 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I can get to sbnation.com just fine though.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 28, 2009 11:21 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Oh, maybe not that then...
Odd, as that’s the same exact problems I have with my filter.
Maybe they store the scripts on SBN and your browser is set to not allow cross-site scripting. In FF this is difficult to lock down, you may be able to get into your settings to change it.
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HOLY BALLS NBA TICKETS ARE EXPENSIVE
It’s been years since I’ve gone to an NBA game that I’ve paid for – I go to a game every couple years but usually in comp seats from a friend’s work. A seat in the lower level of the Rose Garden is a minimum of $53, all the way to $150 for club seats. Looks like we’ll be in the $19 nosebleeds at the top corner! I had no idea.
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Whoa.
I remember getting Sonics tickets for about 15 bucks. And they were decent seats, too.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 28, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah, these are pretty crazy.
I can see paying the $19, or maybe even the $25 to get the seats paralleling the court at the very top, but that’s about as high as I will go.
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$19 is pretty good for a professional team.
I was looking at how much tickets are for the local Ice Hockey team, and they wanted £12 per ticket! For Ice Hockey! English Ice Hockey!
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by EnglishMariner on Oct 28, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Probably close up though
for $19, you’re talking back row of the Staples Center in the upper deck
by seattlebruin on Oct 28, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh my god Staples is so much more than even the RG
Can’t even get into the lower level for less than $100 for premium games, and for everything else it’s at least $90. Crap.
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Those are the second-worst seats in the venue though.
I can sit right behind the Diamond Club at Safeco, close to home plate, for $40 ($65 day of game). $40 at the Rose Garden doesn’t even get me into the lower level.
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To be fair the ticket prices at Safeco are very reasonable as well, I was delighted with the prices when I went compared to my trip to New York.
Having never been to a basketball game, how much of an impact does it have sitting close compared to far away? Is it like baseball/boxing where you miss a lot of the action, or football where it doesn’t really impact on your enjoyment much?
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by EnglishMariner on Oct 28, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Depends on how serious of a fan you are
I’m a pretty casual basketball fan, so I don’t mind sitting high up – I get a good view of the whole court and of the players, and can get a sense of how plays develop and how the game flows.. If you really want to watch an individual player or matchup, though, you want to be close.
The typical basketball arena is a little smaller physically than the O2, and typically holds 18-20,000 people; the Rose Garden also is fairly steeply raked for a modern arena, so the cheap-ass seats are still pretty decent.
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Didn't you only get one bottle?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 28, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Floral dance! Floral dance!
Brass band, 1970s, jazz hands.
I hate you Portland.
http://burgerville.com/ – Check out the Nomad under the main flash.

This truck needs to go nationwide, preferably starting in NJ.
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Fucking sweet.
I loooooove their spicy anasazi bean burger.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 28, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
They've also started putting complete nutritional info for what you bought on their receipts
not just calorie counts. So you know exactly how disastrous that double cheeseburger is!
But they also allow bikes through their drive through so good for them. I’m not a huge Burgerville fan – shakes great, burgers not so much – but I love that they do stuff like this.
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You should try their anasazi bean burger if you haven't already.
It’s one of the few burgers from them that I actually really enjoy.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 28, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I'll give it a shot because they have pumpkin shakes now and I need a reason to go get one!
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Centralia isn't that far!
It only feels like it.
by Mariner John on Oct 28, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
How are the pumpkin shakes, by the way?
I like pumpkin, but really only if it tastes like a pumpkin bar or pumpkin pie.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 28, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, I thought that was just straight up illegal, not a thing that was determined by the resturaunt?
50!
Which?
Bikes in the drive through? Nothing illegal about it, but most companies don’t allow it. Burgerville does.
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On a similar note for all you LL folks in Portland,
Check out Big-Ass Sandwiches coming soon to SW 3rd & Ash. My old neighbors are starting it up because they both were laid off this year and decided to say screw it to working for someone else anymore.
Ehhhh...
Why the fuck did they have to use that fucking stupid Kanye meme on their website?
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 28, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm not usually a fan of the Primanti Bros model
of throwing everything in a typical meal between bread and calling it a sandwich, but I’ll give it a shot when it opens.
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Yeah, me either. But their breakfast sandwich sounds like a good morning-after-the-night-before snack.
At least they hyphenated "big" and "ass", because really, who wants to eat an ass sandwich?
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 28, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That looks delicious.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 28, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Psst!
The best meat’s in the rump!
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 28, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
We don't have burgers in trucks
But we do have Wafels & Dinges, and those things definitely need to go nationwide.
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Havarti and Turkey? Classy.
Wafels & Dinges only does the sweet stuff, nothing savory, so it’s fudge, or nutella, or fruits, nuts sometimes, and they have a syrup and bacon if you really wanted it. But Flavour Spot seems to take it into a whole new evolutionary level.
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I have never really had a desire to own a smartphone
but this….this makes me kinda start to rethink that stance. This is awesome.
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It's amazing, is what it is. Oh, and FREE
Here’s what Garmin and Tom Tom shareholders have to say about it:

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by tootthekazoo on Oct 28, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Pretty much
The world can be very unfair sometimes. Google offers more features, portability, and usability than pretty much any other GPS on the market, and for no cost. Amazing
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 28, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, it's for the cost of having a smart phone and a data plan
by Graham MacAree on Oct 28, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
True, but many people these days have it already
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 28, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Sprint has been doing the same thing but less sexy for years
by Graham MacAree on Oct 28, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Doing which thing?
I’m hopped up on cold meds and will blame that for not following you here
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 28, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup. GPS navigation has been a standard feature on my plan for years.
(Though I’d prefer Google’s version because I’m sure it’s less cumbersome.)
They do free, graphical turn-by-turn navigation?
I thought it involved a fee of some kind, either per-use or an inexpensive monthly fee
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 28, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
But you still need a data plan then?
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 28, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Verizon wants 10/month.
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That's for their baked-in nav program though, right?
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 28, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah.
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This is why it's so amazing
Verizon has in one fell swoop gone from being the most closed platform on the planet to one of the most open, at least in the smartphone world. No need to pay for the relatively useless VZNavigator (I had it on a free trial once and it wasn’t as good as any other nav system I’ve used) if you have a smartphone, now.
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That's what I was getting at
Although, in the interest of fairness, Google has said that this maps app will be updated across most platforms eventually (i.e. iPhone, Palm Pre, etc.)
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 28, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm just excited that Verizon got it first
they’ve gotten a really bad rep about their smartphones – most of it deserved – and while I don’t have one and aren’t in the market for one, I dearly love Verizon and its awesome network reach, and I’m glad that their smartphone options are catching up to it.
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They're still pretty closed.
Most new phones still don’t have Wi-Fi or GPS. Hell, even the BB Curve 8300 was released without both 6 months after the Storm release.
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As I understand it
Verizon has committed to all its Android phones being “completely open” to everything Android offers. if they hold to that (which they seem to be at least for the first releases), the closed Verizon platform of the Blackberrys will die a fairly rapid death, methinks.
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Let's hope so.
GPS was the one and only thing that I liked about ATT over Verizon.
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Sprint Navigation told me to walk 3 miles for a slurpy when it was actually half block away so it can suck a tiger tit
by Robert on Oct 28, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Here's an e-mail I just received from Time Warner
Time Warner Cable – Congratulations. Your order has been installed.
Congratulations. Your service has been installed.
David,
Congratulations on your recent installation and welcome to Time Warner Cable.
A little repetitive? I think I am being congratulated for having my cable installed.
This is an important milestone for you.
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Where is your headset!
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 28, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I will get it tonight
suggest you text me to remind me
by seattlebruin on Oct 28, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Facebook me your phone number.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 28, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Me too
We’ll blow you up until you get a headset
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 28, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Tomuccalucca
I think that’s how you pronounced it last night
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 28, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Something like that.
I blame cold medicine and hooked on phonics.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 28, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
You have cable installed?
Couldn’t tell from the email.
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Move to Southern California and you'll be free of Broadstripe too
by seattlebruin on Oct 28, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
He's already dark enough, he'll be fine
by seattlebruin on Oct 28, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Shave his head bald and he'll be ok
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 28, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
So he'll last an extra 10 minutes then
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 28, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
It should say
“I’m sorry You have Time Warner Cable”
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 28, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Why would you need installation to get cable?
I thought plug-and-play was sort of the deal these days
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Shit, that might be a possibility at this point
Hmmm…
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 28, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I smell a bittersweet 12th Man flag-raising in the near future!
by waldo rojas on Oct 28, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
2010 home opener!
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 28, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Now he can spend more time with Walterious and Waleria.
by waldo rojas on Oct 28, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
He should have named one Waltron
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 28, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Very
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 28, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Seriously.
I loved how people gave John Morgan shit when he said that the microfracture surgery effectively ended his career.
John Morgan is smarter than those people.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 28, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Has anyone picked up Forza 3 yet?
is it awesome?
The demo was excellent
I likely won’t get the game until it becomes cheap since I rarely play a racing game to it’s full value, but there’s a lot to love there
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 28, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, the demo
It came out like 3 weeks ago
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 28, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it's a waste of $60 because I am going to become a professional MW2 player on November 10
by seattlebruin on Oct 28, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Not without a headset you won't
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 28, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Played it - finished 1st
Thats all I needed.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 28, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you remember to turn off the braking assist?
Makes it seem much easier than it is
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 28, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed.
I love the rewind feature.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 28, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Pure innovation
Super smart to put that in a racing game, so you don’t have to constantly reload if you screw something up. You can seamlessly practice it until you’ve nailed it
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 28, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly.
I played the demo enough that I was finding myself improving my driving skills…not just getting better at the game.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 28, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
The thing on Google Maps where it shows you the Wiki entries of places on the map is freaking awesome
almost as sweet as the thing where it tell you what buildings are on the satellite shot. Really helpful for finding bars and restaurants. And Wal-Marts.
Wal-Marts seem difficult to miss?
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They're hard to spot on overhead satellite maps though
by seattlebruin on Oct 28, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Just look for the confederate flags on the tops of the inordinate number of pickup trucks in the parking lot.
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Things I never thought about.
What happens to old cemeteries?
Some apparently are incorporated into parking lots for malls.
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And of course
some are built over by subdivisions. With hilarious consequences.
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Sadly, I can't find the scene in that movie where the guy peels his face off in the mirror on Youtube.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 28, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
from Larry Stone
“Zack Greinke today won the Players Choice award as the American League’s outstanding pitcher in voting by the players. As we wrote about earlier, Felix Hernandez was not even a finalist. The top three were Greinke, Sabathia and Roy Halladay. Adam Wainwright of St. Louis won the NL honor over his teammate Chris Carpenter and the Giants’ (and UW’s) Tim Lincecum. "
Your nostalgic video of the day.
Phil Collins – Another Day in Paradise
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 28, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions
Hey Scunthorpe, how did it feel to have a 12 inch Manchester City embossed cock inserted in your rectum this evening?
Also, obligatory Arsenal! mention for pdb.
Dream draw for the next round:
Manchester City Vs Manchester United
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Technically, Spurs won yesterday, but yeah, where was our mention yesterday?
I guess NOLA didn’t get one either…
I'm not sure if we even technically "won" yesterday.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 28, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I somehow enjoy that good ol' Steed Malbranque was the only guy who could make a penalty
for Sunderland.
Good on ya, Steeeeeeeeeeeed
They have no chance of winning the competition so why waste valuable time speaking of them?!
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by EnglishMariner on Oct 28, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
When was it that Spurs won this competition? Oh yeah, 2008.
And they made the final this year.
Were you in attendance when Spurs knocked City out of it in ’08?
Thankfully I was living away in Bournemouth at the time!
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by EnglishMariner on Oct 28, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
You're proud of beating a football league side?
by Graham MacAree on Oct 28, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Not just beat. Sodomised.
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by EnglishMariner on Oct 28, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
We had to give their travelling battalion of sheep-shagging, web-toed, inbred supporters something to cheer about.
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by EnglishMariner on Oct 28, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Give 'em credit, it's a better result than last year.
Hey, hey, Brighton and Hove Albion play some tough football. City probably could’ve taken either Brighton or Hove on their own, but combined? That’s a test.
Especially when you throw the Albion at 'em
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They're just trying to go the Real Madrid route
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Chelsea played too but I guess Graham doesn't deserve a mention.
And Teej hasn’t earned his Liverpool pity points yet.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 28, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Bolton had 150 fans at the 'game' tonight.
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by EnglishMariner on Oct 28, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
You are celebrating beating Scunthorpe
by Graham MacAree on Oct 28, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
There is a recession going on you know...
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by EnglishMariner on Oct 28, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Tell that to
El Hadji Diouf’s gold-plated Cadillac.
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yawn
I just can’t get excited about the Carling Cup. I know I should, but I save my energies for the FA Cup. Which is awesome.
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5th defeat out of 6 for Liverpool though!
by Graham MacAree on Oct 28, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
This, I can get excited about.
And it was the Junior Gunners!
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With the 6th being a win over United.
I don’t understand Liverpool.
Having watched the highlights of that match
that was much more about the fact that United looked absolutely horrendous and couldn’t advance the ball with any sort of precision or skill rather than some sort of Liverpool resurgence. Scunthorpe probably could have given United a game on Sunday.
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By all means, this can happen again.
(cross fingers)
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 28, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Liverpool looked fine.
Man U didn’t look so good, but at least some of that was Liverpool’s doing.
I thought they looked fairly sharp.
They were in control the whole time, even with Gerrard out and Torres playing hurt, and the defense held up better than I would have expected. That said, United did look lost.
Surprised face!
NBA officiating makes much, much more sense now.
This is why I stopped watching the NBA many years ago.
I’m starting to think this shit is happening in the NFL too.
I feel the same with both points
Hard to accept that it isn’t happening on some level in the NFL
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 28, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Replay doesn't really allow it to happen in the NFL.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 28, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he means penalty calls
There’s a lot that isn’t reviewable.
Pass interference was getting out of control for a while, but I think the Seahawks/Ravens game was the peak of that particular problem – I don’t see it absolutely changing games anymore.
But refs could do a ton to affect a game… say, by calling holding penalties.
PI all changed with the Pats and Colts playoff game.
The one that lead to the illegal contact penalty.
The point remains though is the NFL takes steps to not allow this to happen. Wether its changing rules, adding new ones or eliminating judgement calls (ex. force out rule)
So to say its happening in the NFL like it did in the NBA is just ridiculous.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 28, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Ooh, good call on the Pats/Colts game
The NBA could always point to steps that they took to prevent the kind of shit Donaghy alleges.
But you’ve mentioned a big playoff game, I’ve hinted at a Super Bowl… what’s the argument again? Not only is it possible for refs to influence a game, we can all point to several. I am absolutely not saying that it’s as bad in the NFL as it was/is in the NBA, but instant replay alone doesn’t ‘protect’ the NFL.
You are fooling yourself if you believe that.
There are tons of judgment calls in football regarding penalties that replay cannot touch.
Yes but the game is under a bigger microscope.
Because of the amount of games played. NFL teams play 16 and NBA teams play 82 – Think of the Ed Hochuli call last year in the Denver/SD game. That call alone cost him refereeing the superbowl.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 28, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, but how many times a year does the NFL apologize to teams for
missed or blown calls? Almost every week. The big mistakes get tons of media exposure, but 10 no calls on holding would get zero exposure yet could radically affect the outcome of a game.
But thats what makes it different then the NBA
Is the NFL sees it enough as a problem that they will apologize. When has the NBA ever done that?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 28, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
All of this should've been added to my original argument by the way.
I know judgement calls can make a difference but in no way has the NFL slummed down to NBA status.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 28, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Ya
I was just the dumbass with a hasty answer. And didn’t full explain myself.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 28, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
It is definitely not at NBA status, but I guess my fears are that it could go
down that road. The NFL right now is where the NBA was in the 1980’s in terms of popularity and they need to make sure they do not make the same mistakes the NBA did.
As long as most NFL players avoid acquiring crippling cocaine addictions they'll be OK.
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I really hope this book gets a release
The NBA is threatening lawsuits to prevent it being published
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 28, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Couldn't they just publish it outside of the US, like what they did with the Spycatcher book?
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by EnglishMariner on Oct 28, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw Lebron get called for a carry last night.
That was weird.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 28, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
In other news, fuck Ticketmaster.
A $20 ticket to the Sounders playoff game? Nice! Nevermind, add a $4.50 “convenience charge,” $5.50 “processing fee,” and $2.50 for the “©Ticketfast Method” of printing the ticket off oneself. Seriously, what the fuck? Why does one have to pay $2.50 to PRINT THE FUCKING TICKET OFF THEIR WEBSITE. I understand paying to have it mailed to you and to pick it up from them directly, but printing it off yourself?
You are right.
Retail Outlet Pickup US $3.00 Avoid long lines and pick up your tickets at a participating Ticketmaster Retail Outlet. The cardholder must be present with a picture ID, the physical credit card or gift card used to place the order (excluding single use temporary cards), and the order number. Certain geographic restrictions may apply.
Misread this and thought it referred to will call.
I find it extra dickish that they charge to pick up from a TM location
it’s bad enough they charge to print from home, but charging for something they do anyway at a place where they do it is that extra layer of FUCK YOU that really chaps me.
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Has anyone else been watching the new BBC documentary series called 'Life'?
Some of the camera work and sounds they have captured have been stunning, I’m not sure if you can watch the iPlayer over there but if you can find a proxy and you enjoy this kind of thing, you really need to check it out.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Planet Earth makes me wet.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 28, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
The first google image result for "scruffy wet" is from website called
“dudeflesh.com”
Note to self: keep safesearch ON.
Note to self: Do not goto dudeflesh.com
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 28, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Ever again.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 28, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
I hope Discovery picks this up.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 28, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
That's LLIfe I guess.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Oct 29, 2009 5:40 AM PDT up reply actions
15 bucks at some of the garages, 10 bucks at some of the street lots.
If you get there early enough there is plenty of free parking. Under the viaduct is a good spot.
Well, it's a playoff game, and it's on a weekday, so that's probably not accurate.
Getting there “early enough” would be before 5pm (as someone who often has to find viaduct parking on game days) which means you’re paying at least a bit for parking under the viaduct.
Brian, I would say bring a $20 bill as you might need it. People running the lots know that it is a playoff game and those that are parking are competing with normal workday parkers.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 29, 2009 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Unfortunately I screwed up my knee last week so I'm trying to park as close as I can to Qwest.
I don’t mind paying for parking, I just need to know how much cash I should have on me.
I get to take light rail!
It’s the greatest thing since dinosaurs
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 29, 2009 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions
If only they would get to work on the one that crosses the lake
Any bets as to when that portion will be done? 2030 anyone?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 29, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions
That seems overly optimistic knowing Seattle civic history
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Took the words right out of my mouth
By time they have it finished the tectonic plates will have moved enough that downtown Seattle will only be a 15 minute walk from the Eastside
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 29, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Don't worry, the world will have ended by then, so why worry?
http://sodomojo.com/
by .Taylor on Oct 29, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions
If the build it on 20 2014-2016 is perfectly reasonable.
If they build it on 520 hahahahahaha
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 29, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
90?
I read an engineers report on the stress light rail will add to the I-90 bridge and it isn’t pretty. They really need to give it a brand new support system which means it will never get done.
I will honestly take whatever they give me.
Ever since they opened up light rail my life has become much better. I never have to drive to games anymore which is just a beautiful thing in my opinion.
I was able to catch a train out of there last night at 12:30
It is awesome.
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 30, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
$4.50 round trip from Tukwila to the stadiums
And a 25 minute ride. SOLD
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 29, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Light rail is $2.25 each way in Seattle?!
WTF
by seattlebruin on Oct 29, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey, that's the same price as one-way fare on a subway.
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by JY on Oct 29, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions
And with the bonus of only being one line that doesn't run 24/7!
It’s really unfair to compare a light rail system anywhere in the world to the NYC subway…
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I was solely focused on the price.
And besides, service can change drastically over the weekends to the point where five stations in a row on a single line might be shut down.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
Yes.
And far more reasonable than paying tens of dollars on a late-night cab uptown.
The costs I save by not being ludicrously impatient, as most New Yorkers are.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
Live there long enough and you'll get to be that impatient too.
WHY THE HELL SHOULD I WAIT FIVE MINUTES FOR A TRAIN WHEN I CAN BE IN A CAB IN 45 SECONDS
oooops crosstown traffic guess that subway ain’t so bad after all
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I'm praying I never get to that point.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
My cousin used to live at 27th and 7th, right behind the Chelsea
and her next door neighbor, a lifelong NYC resident in her late 40’s, had never once set foot inside the subway. I asked her why once, and her response was that it took too long to get to the subway.
It’s important to note for the non-MTA-familiar here that there is a subway stop at 28th and 7th, LESS THAN A BLOCK FROM HER FRONT DOOR.
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I believe it.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
That's a good point on parking prices. I was making the flawed assumption
that because only 3,000 more people were attending, the prices wouldn’t be that different from that of a regular season match.
On free parking, I guess everyone’s experience varies. Numerous people have told me they’ve found plenty arriving an hour and a half before kickoff.
Street parking in Seattle isn't free anywhere before, I believe, 7pm though
except on Sundays.
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and by "anywhere" I mean "on most major streets"
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It's 6 PM.
So if you get there at 5:30 PM you pay a pittance for 30 minutes of parking before it becomes free.
It's 1.25 but as I was saying, I park down there nearly every day, and when there's a game on, I can't find parking up at University, which is a mile away.
That’s at 5:30.
Just a friendly warning, folks.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 29, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
So... I'm probably not the only one who is going to be switching over to the Sounders mid-WS game right?
I mean I might have to turn it off far before that if the Yankees beat up on Pedro like I expect them too.
It's great to see Seattle embarcing the Sounders.
I realise that a lot of it is due to the novelty, and some if it due to them having a good campaign, but I am sure there are many who have found a new sport that they like and will follow for many years to come.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
I hope that carries over to Portland in 2011
I look at what the Sounders have done this year, with the marketing and the ticketing and the quality product on the field, and I fear that the Timbers will struggle to match the Sounders’ debut season. The Sounders seem to have done everything right.
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I have been waiting 10 years for this team.
They have grabbed hold of a fanbase far quicker than I expected, but it is amazing to see and be a part of it.
Yes.
Perfectly said. I think there’s some good fortune/good negotiating at play here, in that they seemingly stumbled on the one NFL team/stadium ownership who WANTED the team to succeed, but they made a lot of their advantages and then they made the most of them.
Do the SeaHawks and Sounders team up for any marketing?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Oct 29, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Not much really. The rah-rah stuff from the Hawks players/coaches mostly played in the stadium
But the more important stuff, like sharing back-office functions, having the Seahawks run season tickets, giving the Sounders a deal on the lease, etc., that’s made a massive difference. If only there wasn’t a cap and revenue sharing, the Sounders would be the Yankees+Man U of this league.
Well, according to the Times, via ESPN, we're interested in at least meeting with Aroldis Chapman
in all honesty, I’m not sure this guy is worth it. From everything I’ve heard/seen, he has a lot of development left to do as a pitcher, isn’t terribly mature, and in general is huge question mark due to pitching out of the eyes of scouts for the majority of his work. I’d like to think that GMZ can spend $65M more efficiently somewhere else.
Plus a certain someone has made me less trustful of Cuban players =(
they could give it to me and I'd figure something out eventually
Electric sink! Fur-lined car! Automatic pants!
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Exactly!
i could build something out of dollar bills too!
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Worlds biggest couch fort.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
I was just looking for one actually
no luck yet but I haven’t looked too seriously. Gimme a few minutes.
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They could give it to me
and I would give you $100,000 of it
by seattlebruin on Oct 29, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Quick while it's still up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8NkTHe47wk
Easily my favorite episode of the second half of this season.
Oh, yes yes.
Just watched the episode this morning. I had never heard the “original” Pokerface song, so I had to look it up. Just like I had to look up “Whale Wars.” I’m so over the hill when it comes to pop culture knowledge. =(
You had to look up Whale Wars?
That show is the worst.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I had never heard of it either. And I watch a decent amount of TV.
I was lost for the first half of the episode until I ran to Wikipedia to figure out what the hell the joke was. But even though I was lost, the ending was good enough to make up for it. And Cartman singing “Poker Face” was unbelievable.
I've never seen so many incompetent people try to run a boat
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
The one episode I saw involved the Captain navigating that ship into an ice field.
That boat’s hull was not rated to deal with ice at all.
The first one I saw
The first mate wasn’t holding enough tension as they were lowering the skiff down. And let the boat enter the water sideways while moving. The boat flipped and all 4 people were in the water. The first mate then blamed it on the people in the boat and the Captain backed him up.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
People are going to die on that boat.
You can’t run a ship that size that incompetently without someone getting hurt or killed.
Also, my knowledge of boating might be limited, but
I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to deploy those tiny little rubber boats from a ship that’s travelling at full speed. Especially not in antarctic waters.
In normal cases yes.
But they had been “Practicing” to insure they don’t waste time launching the skiff allowing the whaler boats to get away.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh yeah I got that that was why they were doing it
But it’s still an incredibly dangerous and stupid thing to do. From watching a few episodes of it I don’t think that captain really gives a damn about the safety of his crew. There was one episode where he just straight up rammed one of the Japanese ships and ended up busting a big hole in the front of his ship, and probably the only reason they didn’t sink was because the hole was above the waterline.
Well, now I know two more pop culture things than I did this morning.
I wonder what important bit of information fell out of my ear to make room for Captain Stan.
That show is amazing
my brother ran into my room to tell me about it one day, excitedly describing it as “a bunch of hopelessly inept eco-terrorists trying to fight an evil Japanese whaling boat.”
Needless to say, I was excited
by seattlebruin on Oct 29, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I was so happy when I saw this last night.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Link!
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/254171
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
?
While Seattle Sounders FC plays on FieldTurf currently, Qwest Field has previously had a temporary natural grass surface installed for international soccer events. If an MLS rule change requires natural grass playing surfaces, the field will be permanently replaced with natural grass.
Emphasis mine.
Well, that’s some fucked up shit. The Sounders are going to destroy the field before the Seahawks even have a chance to play in the fall. It’s going to be a mudbowl at the end of every football season.
I really hope MLS doesn’t change the rules.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 29, 2009 9:38 AM PDT reply actions
Qwest was originally supposed to have natural grass year round.
Soccer isn’t nearly as destructive on grass as American football is.
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My worries with grass is that it is more dangerous to play on for football players than turf and the Seahawks have 150x's as much money invested in their players than the Sounders do.
Football players played exclusively on grass for decades
I thought they were supposed to be tough manly men.
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Most climates aren't as wet as Seattle.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 29, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I would assume as a state-of-the-art stadium
that Qwest has superior drainage ability, and that plus a great grounds crew would go a long way towards keeping the field in good shape. The major London soccer teams’ stadia host 2-3 games a week during the fall/winter with nary a problem, and London is every bit as wet as Seattle. I could be wrong, though.
I just don’t like artificial turf and would love to see it go away wherever possible.
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FieldTurf is awesome, though.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 29, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I always loved doing corps band shows on FieldTurf.
You just glide across that stuff while marching.
What about corpse band shows?
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 29, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
It's better than astroturf, but I still got tons of turf burn (and they came with a coating of small, black rubber bits!)
I think the stadium could figure out drainage and make it one of the best fields for either soccer/football anywhere. But it’d cost a lot more money, so I understand that they may not jump at the chance.
Fieldturf is terrible for skilled soccer players
It rewards pure athletes with speed and stamina and completely screws over players whose main advantages lie in ball handling and pinpoint passing.
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
So true. I've played on every surface known to man and FieldTurf
is a huge step up from Astroturf, but it still sucks compared to grass.
My co-worker who used to play professional soccer completely disagrees with this.
He says if you’re a skilled soccer player you can accomplish excellent ball handling and pinpoint passing on any surface.
He also used to swear by grass until he played on newer field turf.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what she said?
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 29, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
But knowing that ahead of time a player can adjust.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
You can't adjust to the game playing faster if you are not a fast player
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Science!
The aim of the present study was to examine the movement patterns, ball skills, and the impressions of Swedish elite football players during competitive games on artificial turf and natural grass. Time – motion analyses (36 observations) and technical analyses (16 team observations) were performed and 72 male and 21 female players completed a questionnaire. No differences were observed between artificial turf and natural grass in terms of total distance covered (mean 10.19 km, s = 0.19 vs. 10.33 km, s = 0.23), high-intensity running (1.86 km, s = 0.10 vs. 1.87 km, s = 0.14), number of sprints (21, s = 1 vs. 22, s = 2), standing tackles (10, s = 1 vs. 11, s = 1) or headers per game (8, s = 1 vs. 8, s = 1), whereas there were fewer sliding tackles (P < 0.05) on artificial turf than natural grass (2.1, s = 0.5 vs. 4.3, s = 0.6). There were more short passes (218, s = 14 vs. 167, s = 12) and midfield-to-midfield passes (148, s = 11 vs. 107, s = 8) (both P < 0.05) on artificial turf than natural grass. On a scale of 0 – 10, where 0 = "better than", 5 = "equal to", and 10 = "worse than", the male players reported a negative overall impression (8.3, s = 0.2), poorer ball control (7.3, s = 0.3), and greater physical effort (7.2, s = 0.2) on artificial turf than natural grass. In conclusion, the running activities and technical standard were similar during games on artificial turf and natural grass. However, fewer sliding tackles and more short passes were performed during games on artificial turf. The observed change in playing style could partly explain the male players’ negative impression of artificial turf.
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
So less short passes and fewer slide tackles?
Tested on a field thats turf is probably not as nice as Qwest’s turf.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
More short passes = less dribbling and less crossfield passes
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet you a lot that 'niceness' won't make a bit of difference
Field turf isn’t long enough
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you been on qwest field?
Like down on the turf. Wether or not its as long as grass its the nicest field turf field I’ve ever stepped on.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
You were right the first time.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 29, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn!
I’m still loaded up on cough medicine.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been down on the field-level and walked on the turf.
I’ve got to agree with Graham, it just isn’t long enough to be a good approximation of real grass for soccer.
Yes, I have
And if you asked me to play a game of soccer on it I would play much worse than if you asked me to play a game at Stamford Bridge
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
The ball slows down much faster on grass than it does on turf
If you co-worker thinks that turf doesn’t favour speed over close control then he is crazy
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
He didn't say it doesn't favor.
Its just less of a deal then you guys are making it out to be.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Which is of course why we don't trust the opinions of one professional athlete over the rest of the world
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes because the world with its mind set on one thing is so open to change.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, we could experiment
Take a second rate team (like the Sounders) and play them against the best in the world (Barcelona) on a turf field. Then have them play again on a grass field. Multiple trials of each is probably best.
The Sounders would lose by less on a turf field according to all conventional wisdom, which is a view supplemented by the actual physics involved.
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
If you could set that up
I would gladly bow out of this.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I clearly can't
But anecdotally, I can say that the relative difference in skills is shrunk by playing on turf while the difference in physical ability is not. And, as I said, there’s a reason for that.
Your colleague disagrees with me, which ok, I can point to a much larger pool of professionals who disagree with him.
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably
But has that larger group spent a lot of time on turf? Yes Grass is better. But players can adjust.
I just feel its sort of the way golf is going to go in the next 30 years. Where you are going to see a lot more courses with dead grass because of the water waste it is. Or how baseball will eventually have to adopt some type of replay/robot method.
That grass in soccer is more of a purity thing that traditionalist don’t want touched. Or maybe I’m just rambling.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not a purity thing, it's about what the sport favours
If you want the sport to favour power and athleticism more than it currently does, great, turf is fine.
If you want there to be room for players juking through defence with crazy, mazy runs, you have to be using grass.
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Then you have never played on Quest's field turf.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Football has changed a ton over the course of said decades, though.
The speed in the NFL is nuts.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 29, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
And the size, I've been thinking about your point and the size of these guys all evening.
A guy wrote a paper a few years ago on the size and speed of athletes, and the accessibility of football (and sports in general really) to the common fan . It had some interesting points to consider, I’ve been looking for it all afternoon. Whether it was wrong or right, it had the makings for some good conversation.
Yeah, but they changed their minds after the Seahawks saw how much wear and tear Husky Stadium took.
It was so bad that Husky Stadium is now FieldTurf as well. Natural grass stadia just don’t work for fall/winter sports in the Pacific Northwest.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 29, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Actually the story that I remember is
Husky Stadium was the concrete kind until the Hawks played their in 00-01 when Allen sprung for the Field Turf out of his own pocket as part of the renovations that let the Hawks played there. The players in the NFL then voted the turf as the playing field in the entire NFL so they put it in Qwest under the condition that if FIFA required them to change it that they will.
That's what I remember. Husky Stadium hasn't had grass in my lifetime.
(They got turf in 1968)
Oh shit, I didn't know that.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 29, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Also say good bye to any 50+ yard field goals
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
The teams that played on FT are:
Seattle
New England
NYRB but they are moving to Red Bull Arena and I assume that is natural grass.
PGE is currently FT but I have no idea what the renovation calls for
And Vancouver will likely use FT as well.
Well I mean having to deal with turf issues with an NFL and MLS team.
New England plays in Gillette Stadium with the Patriots, right?
Plays is a lose term
The way the field looks for them, it seems like they have to sneak in the middle of the night and play a match before the Patriots notice them.
PGE is actually NeXturf, which is what Autzen had for a while until people didn't like how it performed.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 29, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm curious where that quote came from
You didn’t provide a link. This sounds interesting, but it wouldn’t be so terrible if they switched to natural turf
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 29, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions
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Linky. Scroll down to “Why is FieldTurf installed in the stadium instead of natural grass?”
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 29, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
I know I am in a minority here, but I would not have voted for Qwest if they had not
promised us a grass field that would be up to FIFA regulations. I was pretty upset when they changed it to FieldTurf as were a great many of us in the soccer community here. We basically felt like Paul Allen lied to us to get our vote.
Many people do not realize that the field surface was a huge reason behind it taking so long for the MLS to give Seattle a team. In the early years of MLS they adhered to FIFA rules and only allowed grass surfaces. The Seahawks are a nice diversion and all for me, but I will always back whatever brings more soccer to Seattle
This is all true.
They changed it to FT sorta at the last minute and didn’t even justify it.
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I read that the MLS wanted to use Seattle as an original squad but the kingdome was so subpar that it ended any talks of it.
I really doubt with the support that Seattle has given soccer recently that FIFA will be passing on the city anytime soon.
Seattle will be an integral part of any future US World Cup bid, for sure.
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2018 and 2022 hosts will be announced in Dec 2010
and the US has indicated that they’ll be bidding for either of the two.
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Yeah I've been trying to get involved with the bid for the last few months.
I think Seattle would be able to get a semi which would be amazing.
The US only had it back in 1994, the going wait seems to be 40+ years [at least in our case...]
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by EnglishMariner on Oct 29, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but Europe gets it all the time.
Having it in France would be, for you, like having the WC in Portland for me.
No no no
that’s the wait to WIN the thing.
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by pdb on Oct 29, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
It wasn't that the Kingdome was subpar as much as they required grass the first few years of MLS play.
Agreed on your second point, but I guess I am saying I hold grudges against the Seahawks for making me wait so long to have a team. Seattle has definitely made itself the soccer capitol of the US and will always be included in opportunities for big matches going forward, but it did not need to take so long to happen.
In that respect Seattle will always be better than Portland
just by the very nature of Qwest. Portland, even as an MLS city, won’t attract a World Cup game I wouldn’t think, because even post-renovation PGE will probably only hold about 26-30,000 people.
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Sounders need their own stadium!
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
If they replace the field turf because of them they do.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
How so?
Because of one season?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
The first event ever held at Qwest was actually a USL Sounders match.
(Followed by a WSU football supreme victory!)
You maybe were too young to remember, but look at my comment above about when we voted for the stadium.
Right on - But one of the NFL's best rated turfs shouldn't be replaced with Grass
For a sport that won’t have to play on it when it going to be a mud pit.
Of the 31 NFL stadium fields rated by the players, FieldTurf’s Qwest Field, the home of the Seattle Seahawks, was ranked 2nd, behind only the natural grass at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa. This marked the third consecutive survey over the past six years that Seattle has rated in the top five. This year was the highest ranking ever for the FieldTurf turf system. Qwest Field ranked ahead of 18 of the NFL’s 19 grass surfaces.
http://newsblaze.com/story/2007020210234500002.pz/topstory.html
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
That's nice and all, but it wouldn't be a mud pit for one,
and secondly you wouldn’t even have that stadium if not for the soccer fans in Seattle pushing it over the top in the polls. The bill for building Qwest barely, just barely, passed.
I think you're underestimating how torn up that field will get in the rain.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
The drainage system in Qwest is probably the best out there.
I doubt that it would ever turn into a Heinz-like mudpit.
I still think you would be underestimating a game being play in a actual downpour.
Not saying this would happen again but do you remember the monsoon game water bubbles?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
If I recall correctly (I was actually at that game in person) there was actually a problem with the drainage system that game that led to that issue.
Soon as that got sorted out the field was fine.
Which is why it probably won't happen again.
But between NE and SEA – I just don’t see how its beneficial to switch to grass.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope it doesn't happen.
Otherwise the seahawks are going to have to rebuild their defense.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Not on defense :(
At least I hope.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope Tatupu lasts a while longer,
but small linebackers have short careers much like running backs.
At least we have Hawthorne.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Playing on turf is worse for soccer than playing in a mudbath is for football.
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Not if you designed your entire defense to take advantage of your home stadium.
All of the hawks undersized speed rushers become useless on a slower turf.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
No, they are just disadvantaged compared to playing on turf
But since they appear to be pretty shitty anyway why should they disadvantage the best players on a team that actually wins sometimes?
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Because its not the only team that has the use the field?
And you can actually get skilled position players to come here because of the turf. I seem to remember it being something JJ was drawn to when signing with seattle.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
By that same rationale the Seahawks aren't the only team that has the use of the field either
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Which is why we're never going to agree on this.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Your position is that it would hurt the Seahawks to switch
Yes, it would.
Why is that manifestly better than keeping the status quo hurting the Sounders?
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
We need a slide out field like arizona?
Remove the parking lot?
Yes it hurts the Sounders. If someone comes up with a great idea that benefits both teams I’m all for it.
But to say that we need to switch to grass because the soccer is played better on it and the seahawks can deal with it. Is about as dumb as this argument we’ve been having for the last hour.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
You are saying that hurting the Seahawks is worse than hurting the Sounders, yes?
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Currently yes.
In 5 years if the Seahawks still suck and the Sounders selling out a full stadium for 30+ home games (how many regular season home games are there in MLS?).
Then switch to grass and reward the Sounders.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
That apparently the Seahawks are more valuable to this city.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 29, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Not if they get in the way of a World Cup bid they aren't
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
If we get a world cup bid with the agreement that we would replace the turf with grass.
Then replace the turf and go with grass.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats what I'm saying
If we secured a World Cup bid. Then I have no problem going with grass.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I think we have to commit to grass
before we can even be considered for a World Cup.
Which is kind of dumb.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed
If we tell them that we will put in a grass pitch for the WC there is absolutly no reason to hold us hostage until their demands are met. We already did it on two separate times this summer.
Those were not FIFA standard grass pitches
Playing on that would be totally unacceptable for the World Cup
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Out of curiosity
is it at all possible to put come up with a temporary FIFA standard pitch solution?
I doubt it but stranger things have happened
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
The World Cup takes place during the NFL offseason
so it seems like they would have ample time to get a proper grass pitch in place and not have to worry about converting to and from FieldTurf for the Seahawks.
The World Cup was once played in the Pontiac Silverdome
I think they’d be amenable to whatever solution we proposed.
(God that was weird).
I thought I was your favorite.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Depends on whether they want to give the USA the bid or not
My understanding (although I’m probably misinformed) is that they were actively trying to have the USA host in 1994. A future bid would have to be more competitive.
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Even if they did, Detroit didn't have to be
a host city. I still can’t believe that happened.
That was back when Detroit
had a population, and jobs.
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No it wasn't.
Detroit hasn’t had those things since maybe the early 70s.
It was just a really big field, and I’m guessing the US committee wanted to do something big and ‘cool’ like putting in a grass field indoors for like 10 days.
Interestingly, the Astrodome started with a natural grass field, but it didn’t survive.
I understand this but they allowed the Detroit Silverdome host a few matches in 94 with a temporary grass pitch.
And if 10 years from now Seattle has increased its role as the soccer capital of America they wouldn't be likely to bend the rules again?
Being the soccer capital of America
is meaningless in a World Cup context, when FIFA could award the tournament to Spain, Brazil, Mexico, or any other country that already has natural grass pitches everywhere.
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Yeah, but this is the land of the free AND the home of the brave.
Can any of those other countries say that?
We'll just fly some bald eagles at 'em
and they’ll be so blinded by our patrioticness they’ll have no choice but to make the USA the permanent home of the World Cup.
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That the Seahawks vastly overpaid for their two wins.
by Sec 108 on Oct 29, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Imagine how TEN, TB and the Rams feel.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey I lived through the Rick Mirer, Dan McGwire,
Kelly Stouffer, Stan Gelbaugh, etc years so I know how they feel.
There is more at stake when you have the Seahawks play on a surface that will increase their likelihood of getting injured
If the current FT was a injury risk for the Sounders (and as I understand it, its not) it would be a different story. To make the homefield of one team more dangerous just so the other team can have the quality of play raised slightly is an unacceptable tradeoff.
Again, aren't football players supposed to be all manly and stuff?
Ask them and they’d probably say they wouldn’t care about playing on either one, as long as they don’t have to go back to the concrete carpet days.
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Not the skilled players.
They would bitch and moan. But they’re all pre madonnas anyway.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
NFL players are supposed to be big and manly but some of their fans have the mental fortitude of a daffodil and would prefer to not see their players get hurt.
Are you saying that the Seahawks would be more injured playing on grass?
That doesn’t actually seem possible
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you prepared for out 6th string LT?
I’m not.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I know
Its a joke.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm getting there.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I would think that you would
be thankful you were able to witness such greatness for so long rather than be depressed. At least he played his whole career here.
Do you know how many Seahawks the old turf took out?
I’m convinced Curt Warner never recovered fully from his turf toe injury.
Field turf is unquestionably a huge improvement
but I think a lot of us are struggling to figure out how it’s like this magic substance that both cradles and protects delicate Seahawk limbs while simultaneously making the Hawks cybernetic velociraptors as players.
I think there's a fear amongst a lot of players
that a grass field in the Pacific Northwest is going to turn into a muddy disaster like you see at Heinz Field during the winter.
I’m not particularly concerned about that simply because Qwest has such a great drainage system in place.
And Pittsburgh has looked into get artificial turf.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
If Pittsburgh had the drainage system Qwest has
their field conditions would be dramatically improved and they probably wouldn’t bother considering turf.
Its a newer stadium I doubt there drainage system is really that bad.
Problem is they let high school football teams play on the field as well as the steelers.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't tell what this is a reply to.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Honestly I don't expect that the MLS will change this rule anytime soon, if ever.
I’d wager that the current arrangement will continue for some time. League matches will be played on the FieldTurf, and Paul Allen will foot the bill to temporarily convert to grass whenever an international match takes place.
They just need a movable field like the Cardinals
by seattlebruin on Oct 29, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
They can use it as the roof for Safeco
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 29, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Seahawks defense will get so much worse if this comes true.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Ah, the legal system...
Google Books vs. The World in the case of intellectual property rights
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
I read this as "Garth Brooks vs..."
And then I was confused when I opened the article.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 29, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Garth Brooks' struggle against the world also continues.
Unfortunately, the triumphant return of Chris Gaines into the public circle remains on indefinite hiatus.
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by JY on Oct 29, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions
That brings back some memories of lame. Remember when he had a problem with used music
Remember when he had a problem with used music stores? He didn’t like that artists weren’t getting a cut on the resale, and this was after he had made the comment about having more money than his grandchildren could spend.
Vaguely.
No one thinks of him much anymore, but I do remember slogging through that pop country phase of the 90s with Brooks and Cyrus (pre-Miley) and all the rest. The whole experience may have been exaggerated by the fact that it was pretty much all my dad would listen to at the time, but I did hate every minute of it.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
There's a lot of good stuff out of the eye of the mainstream
Luckily the really awful with no end in sight country music happily coincided with the advancement of the internet. So the one forced me to go looking, and the other provided the means. Good times. Hmmm, I’m overdue to provide an OT and that might be a good are to throw in. Recommendations for bands that most people haven’t heard of.
While not a listener of country music
I am convinced there is good in any medium if one knows where to look.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT??!!
NFL-360.com has a questionnaire to help people just getting into football to choose an NFL team to follow. The “Gut Instinct” method gave me the FUCKING DALLAS COWBOYS. FUCK THAT SHIT.
And then the “Sports Match” method gave me the Detroit Lions.
So, either I’m a larger-than-life Texan, or a starving, out of work Lions fan.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 29, 2009 9:55 AM PDT reply actions
And the Jaguars for gut instinct!
This thing really works!
My locker room is stuck on "power meter"
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 29, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Hot.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 29, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Once Ray Lewis is gone I'll be fine with the Ravens.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 29, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
it's almost like it doesn't know anybody personally but just uses a random algorithm!
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I cheated on my answers for sports match and gut instinct trying to get Seahawks.
It worked for sports match but gave me 49ers on gut.
I also cheated on the locker room game by throwing wide of the basket which also yields Seahawks.
I thought that only worked if you ran the towel out of bounds instead of throwing it away.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 29, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
As somebody who doesn't care about football(American or otherwise) I got the following:
Sports Match-Packers
Locker room-Redskins
Gut Instinct-Cowboys
Meh.
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That was more me being a dick in general than it was caring about football.
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Jesus fucking Christ what a douchebag I was in that thread.
If I could flag myself I would.
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I want to hate you right now but I can't.
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They were my mom's favorite team too because she felt bad for Y.A. Tittle.
by Aaron Campeau on Oct 29, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
My parents grew up in the Bay Area, so when I was a kid in Boise where there are no real pro sports, all I ever knew about were the Niners and A's.
So I still have a fondness for both teams, even though they’re rivals.
New York Giants!
Wooo I love New York!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Oct 29, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Can of worms.
Sorry guys.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 29, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate myself because of you.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I get that a lot.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 29, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
So the "Fire.fm" add-on for Firefox is pretty freakin' sweet.
It integrates your Last.fm controls into a handy tool bar.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 29, 2009 10:13 AM PDT reply actions
In soccer, there are bad misses
and then there are bad misses.
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I would laugh harder at that
but I’ve done that a few times and it’s the worst feeling in the world.
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The worst part
is that I’ve never even done it in a remotely competitive situation – I used to play on some reeeeeeeeally bad rec league teams – and it STILL feels like you wish the earth would open up and swallow you whole when it happens.
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I still have nightmares about a missed header from eighth grade.
I barely missed the ball on a corner kick and a teammate was to my right to put it in, so no harm done, and it STILL haunts me. I was a defender and it was my one chance to ever score. :(
On the flip side I once scored a goal by knocking a ball in with my eye
and while I was made fun of for it I in no way felt apologetic about it.
I'm getting this great image of your eyes bugging out like in those old cartoons
because otherwise I can’t imagine how you can score a goal with your eye. That’s awesome.
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either way it's not exactly a protuberance
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Soccar?
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 29, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
The shit?
http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/10/29/canada.singer.killed/index.html
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It will be interesting if they can find out anything about those coyotes.
If people have been feeding them especially.
I'm wondering why the people who called 911 didn't try to scare off the coyotes.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
You don't have to be faster than the coyote, just faster than the folk singer?
We’re probably lucky they didn’t stop to take pictures first, but yeah that’s pretty messed up. I’ve always been told wolf attacks and especially coyote attacks are urban legend material.
A coyote is only about 40lbs. I know there was probably a pack but you could try to scare them off with a big stick or something.
Throws rocks.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Betcha there's more to this story. A good chance anyway.
This is about as weird as the dingo baby in Australia
Bahahaha
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 29, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Coca Cola cake is delicious.
As is ham in coke.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 29, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Has anyone noticed this before?
Google maps has a dot next to “Kingdome”.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 29, 2009 1:00 PM PDT reply actions
If you type "The 'Couve" and "Vantucky, WA" into Google Earth it takes to you Vancouver, WA.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 29, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Wasn't that the name of the Japanese exchanged student in "Undeclared"?
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 29, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm eligible for a phone upgrade from Verizon on 11/14
I currently have the Samsung Alias, and I love the hell out of it. I’m interested in the Alias 2 (the e-ink buttons are fucking awesome), but was wondering if anybody here has had experience with the Alias 2.
Also, I’m willing to listen to other recommendations. I do a fair amount of texting, so I’m looking for something with a QWERTY keyboard, but I don’t want or need a smartphone.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 29, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions
I've got a Dare and I love it
it’s really a smartphone without the smartphone baggage. Full touch screen, good size QWERTY keyboard, reasonable screen, and lots of good features (internet, video, music), all very convenient. Plus it’s cheap now!
by seattlebruin on Oct 29, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Motorola DROID
is supposed to be the shiznit. Should be out by your upgrade date.
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I had a Motorola previously and I swore I'd never own another one.
Worst piece of shit phone ever.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 29, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I still miss my old Motorola E815
Motorolas are apparently like Volkswagens – they went through a few year period there, after the E815 and until about a year ago, when they were unreliable pieces of crap, but apparently they’re getting it pretty right with the Droid. But you don’t want a smartphone so that doesn’t matter.
I hated my Alias, but I find myself missing the form factor of it now that I’ve got an LG Voyager, and the Alias 2 does look pretty cool with the e-ink.
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The E815 was exactly the phone I hated.
Constantly changing rings in my pocket (it was way too easy to change your ring style from the external buttons), crappy battery that required charging EVERY DAY for the last six months I owned the phone, and a horrible, HORRIBLE user interface.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 29, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
So basically take everything I say about phones and do the exact opposite
since I loved the E815 and hated the Alias. I’m very undemanding about phone user interfaces, so the E815’s never bothered me much.
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My main concern with getting a smartphone is the data plan I'd have to get.
My wife has a Blackberry, and she pays something like $100 for her plan. I just have a regular phone and pay $65.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 29, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
My wife was thrilled to bits with her iphone until she got her first bill
She was on my Verizon share plan and paid something like $35 a month for her phone, now she’s up to about $105 a month I think.
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I have two people on my plan and two smartphones
It comes up to $140 a month with unlimited data
by Graham MacAree on Oct 29, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Your comment count is currently a numerical palindrome. Random, but it's the little things in life...
http://sodomojo.com/
by .Taylor on Oct 29, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, a family plan can be a lifesaver if you want data.
I have two phones with unlimited data for ~$125 a month once all the fees and taxes are included.
Find a friend!
Geez 2 iphones is cheaper then what you pay.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I may have to make a whole OT about this someday
I have a Samsung clamshell with pay as you go minutes, but I am coming closer to wanting something with a Qwerty keyboard and maybe even access to the web.
You would get a wide range of info.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
But I do get a discount for being a foreign diplomat.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
They still make pagers?
And I don’t mean that in a snarky way. Just….pagers? Still?
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I remember when my workgroup at the time first got pagers
we never really used them for work (we were IT support, but third-level, so the only things we got paged for were major system outages), so we used to sit them on the conference room table, set them to vibrate, and calling them to race them across the table.
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My dad has one for King County Search and Rescue
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 29, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Or actually on closer reading Graham might be your dad.
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My dad is in 4x4
He has billions of radios in his truck, and one time had to ferry out 4 dead bodies in the back of it
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 29, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
If you mount one on the front bumper you save lots of room in the back
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I like my nV3 and I text a lot.
But the Alias 2 is also nice from what I’ve seen. DO NOT get the Voyager.
by Mariner John on Oct 29, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
The Strom 2 just came out as well.
You could take a peak at that.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
TV finally made a good decision!
Not just more Chuck, but earlier Chuck! Cool.
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I can't spell very well.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh fuck its says position players
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Is sporcle actually making us click the corresponding box now?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 29, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
No I don't think so.
Not for these quizzes at least.
by Mariner John on Oct 29, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Put that sucker on English (pirate)!
This happened to a friend of mine recently, nearly drove her off using facebook.
Her name wasn't lindsay was it?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Leslie. It was sad and hilarious.
None of us on her friend list realized FB has a language option.
Is there a more terrifying home task then lighting a furnace pilot light thats been out for ~6 months?
No.
Especially when you aren’t sure where the pilot is and you’re running that gas and nothing is happening.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I finally found where the pilot was and got it lit.
But it was a uncomfortable 5 minutes.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
What's that you say? You want to hear some Carpenters?
Here you go, via Redd Kross. God I miss Redd Kross.
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Oops.

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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 29, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions
No shit
I would be so pissed if that was a screw-up by the tattoo artist
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by tootthekazoo on Oct 29, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
But no specific beverage?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish Rogue or someone would have a fat marketing budget just once
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It'd be nice to raise a Dead Guy tonight
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 29, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I can do that
I’d just rather do it as the official beer of something other than the destruction of my liver.
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Why haven't I ever heard of this before?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Can I get it in WA?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I wasn't even sure if they still made it to be honest
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Where I just read it was banned in WA state?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it a city law?
I can tell you that Mad Dog was most certainly not banned on Vashon Island between the years of 1997 and 2000.
Is it part of the Alcohol Impact Areas?
Targeting specific areas of the city and alcohol beverages with high alcohol content. I’m not sure how far this can go without being politics, or if it’s already on or across that line.
Because you're not 40 and/or homeless and/or a crippled alcoholic?
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seven or eight of those MD's and you'll be well on your way!
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 29, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
They sell these on the Sounders bus from Tacoma. I have no idea why
(OK, because Budweiser pays them to, but still)
This one's for BrianL
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 29, 2009 4:05 PM PDT reply actions
Per Drayer
Mariners roster moves-Jimenez, LaHair, Messenger, Vega outrighted to AAA-J Thomas claimed by Pirates-40 man at 35
Oh, Justin Thomas
I thought you meant we claimed someone from them
by seattlebruin on Oct 29, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Ooohh! chances for wacky hijinks!!
“Raul Ibanez returns to left field, and Matt Stairs takes over at DH against righty A.J. Burnett. "
All those disparaging comments I made about the College Board? I take them all back.
http://sodomojo.com/
by .Taylor on Oct 29, 2009 4:58 PM PDT reply actions
So...
Do you like…stuff?
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 29, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions
I like soccer! Wanna talk about soccer!?!
I kid, I kid. Actually I almost wish I gave two shits about soccer.
I'm a much bigger fan of things than stuff.
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I don't know why your espn sucks.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 29, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
So you're saying there's a chance?
A chance of Season Three of Flight of the Conchords? That would be awesome. Money quote from Jemaine interview:
AVC: Now that the show’s been nominated and the album’s come out, there’s probably even more pressure to do the third season of Conchords. Any movement on that?
JC: Yeah, I can’t really tell you. I don’t know. We’re thinking about it. We’re kind of on the Larry David model. The writing is just a boring job. It’s just a horrible job. And then we’re filming for like seven days a week for four or five months. It might be with an occasional day off, or like a half-day off, but it’s really grueling. Because the creative part of it, we’re doing—writing the music, recording it, playing all the instruments, either doing the scripts or the rewrites for other people’s scripts on the weekend, and then filming it in the week.
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Uhhhhh...
Awesome? The second season was pretty legitimately terrible. You could tell having to write all new songs as well as a whole show season took a toll on them. The music was mediocre, and the show was worse.
I hope it doesn’t happen.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 30, 2009 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions
See, I thought Season 2 was underrated
The music wasn’t great, by a long shot, but I thought the comedy was just as funny as Season 1 – if not quite as consistent. Every episode had something funny in it, and some episodes (like the one where the NZ prime minister came over) were just as funny as anything in Season 1.
as strange as it sounds I would love to see a Season 3 with no music whatsoever.
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Someone wanna fire up a new one of these?
My work network doesn’t like 1200+ post threads, and my one from last week is still there so it’s someone else’s turn.
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I'm on it.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 30, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
New Off-Top FanPost up.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 30, 2009 10:49 AM PDT reply actions

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