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10/20: Open ALCS Thread


Scott Kazmir

#22 / Pitcher / Los Angeles Angels

6-0

190

L

L

Jan 24, 1984



CC Sabathia

#52 / Pitcher / New York Yankees

6-7

290

L

L

Jul 21, 1980



Derek Jeter

#2 / Short Stop / New York Yankees

6-3

195

R

R

Jun 26, 1974



Alex Rodriguez

#13 / Third Base / New York Yankees

6-3

225

R

R

Jul 27, 1975



Vladimir Guerrero

#27 / Designated Hitter / Los Angeles Angels

6-3

235

R

R

Feb 09, 1976



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These five people were each photographed staring at one of the following five things:

A mirror, a piece of coconut cream pie, an adorable puppy, a piece of copper wiring and direct sunlight

Can you match each player to his object? Here are some clues!

Scott Kazmir enjoys going to the beach.
Vladimir Guerrero is more of a cat person than Joba Chamberlain, but less of a bid person than Jeff Sullivan.
CC Sabathia is not fond of Oreos.
Sally is taller than Susan, who is shorter than Slyvia but taller than Stephanie.
The correct answer is 9.

by Matthew on Oct 20, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

I can't decide if I hate the Yankees because their fans are in their opponent's park in the postseason

or the Angels because their fans and their dumbass thunderstix can’t fill their own damn park with their own damned fans.

Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 20, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't hate on a fanbase for showing up.

You have to with the Angels and their fans. If you want to keep the opposing team’s fans out, buy the tickets.

by Wilder. on Oct 20, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate the Red Sox for showing up.

Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 20, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only because most of them are faux fans.

Either they have never traveled/live to Boston or were not fans of the Red Sox until 2004. With Yankee fans, most of them have traveled/lived in New York or have been lifelong fans.

by Wilder. on Oct 20, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think a lot of those since '04 Boston fans had been Yankee faux fans before then.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the balance of power has shifted after the Red Sox got booted out of the playoffs.

Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 20, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, the Angels punied out as the season ended.

They don’t seem to have perked up too much since then.

by msb on Oct 20, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

That's Pat Sajak back there again, right?

I just keep watching him all game.

Batted .393/.614/.464 for 2009 Diablos, #5 in OBP for PSSBL Rocky Division.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Oct 20, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Most likely.

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Oct 20, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing is, people say that, but they're usually not sitting close enough to home plate to have the microphone pick them up.

When you’re that close, you should easily be able to see that, you know, the ball is in the dirt.

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A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Oct 20, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You would think that, sure.

But I have a theory that the knowledge of the game is directly related to the proximity of the seats to the field….

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Oct 20, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

My point!

You’re making it for me!

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Oct 20, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, no

I was messing with you, actually. ;)

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Oct 20, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOO YANKEES

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by gregrabble on Oct 20, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

MELKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!

by gregrabble on Oct 20, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Woops.

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Oct 20, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Do I need to go to sleep again?

What the fuck?

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Oct 20, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

This is like a cauldron-sized amount of bullshit.

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Oct 20, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, KAZMIR?>!??

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Oct 20, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMN IT SWISHER WHAT THE FUCK

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by BrettJMiller on Oct 20, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMN IT TIM MCCLELLAND WHAT THE FUCK

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by BrettJMiller on Oct 20, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make up call.

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Oct 20, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't understand why things like this are considered acceptable.

Two wrongs don’t make a right.

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by BrettJMiller on Oct 20, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Oct 20, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why isn't that a reviewable play, by the way?

Partial instant replay just doesn’t make sense. It’s gotta be all or nothing.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Oct 20, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Well honestly, it's like saying "Hey, we only want the exact right call in this one situation."

That’s silly. Shouldn’t we want the exact right call in every situation? And if not, if we’re not utilizing technology to it’s capabilities, shouldn’t we be ok with the calls always being unreviewable? At least give them two challenges or something like football? It doesn’t make sense to allow umps to decide games. Scioscia should’ve been able to challenge the Swisher pick off, and Girardi should’ve been able to challenge the tag-up.

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A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Oct 20, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on your perspective to the game I suppose.

Baseball is like life, it isn’t perfect. Sometimes it’s frustrating. There’s no getting everything perfect

by Kermit. on Oct 20, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow Mclelland sucks

My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!

by gregrabble on Oct 20, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah I would think so

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by gregrabble on Oct 20, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the only way can do it, though.

You have to look at when the catch is made and then peripherally judge when the runner left the base.

by Wilder. on Oct 20, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He obviously didn't see the runner though

You can’t call him out on a play like that when you weren’t even looking. You have to assume he didn’t leave early, because that’s the case the majority of the time.

My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!

by gregrabble on Oct 20, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you mean he didn't see the runner?

He was positioned so the runner was peripherally in view as he was watching the catch.

by Wilder. on Oct 20, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good, Joe Morgan's doing color commentary on the radio

I just tuned in. I am now looking forward to some fine insight.

Danny Blanchflower Lives!

by Colm on Oct 20, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

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by gregrabble on Oct 20, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

A-ROD!

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Oct 20, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

So this is how it's going to play, huh?

I hope Raul eviscerates Jeter with a bat.

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Oct 20, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

A-Rod is awesome.

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by BrettJMiller on Oct 20, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

For those that think that call evens out

Swisher called safe on pickoff: -4% WPA
Swisher called out on sac fly: +10% WPA

by Graham MacAree on Oct 20, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

What a terrible play by Robinson Cano.

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by BrettJMiller on Oct 20, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

By both of them

Once posada sees him there he needs to stop.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 20, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Oct 20, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

UMPIRES STRIKE AGAIN!

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by BrettJMiller on Oct 20, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT. THE. FUCK

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Oct 20, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

This is getting ridiculous.

Who paid who to have the Yankees in the World Series?

by Wilder. on Oct 20, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, these same umps cost the Yankees a run.

It’s just bad umpiring, it’s not really bias. Just bad.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Oct 20, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope it gets worse. I hope it gets so freaking bad it forces the umpires union and MLB to do something about it.

The more high profile bad calls in the playoffs the better. This playoff system with the umps is dumb.

by Kermit. on Oct 20, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another thing: how did CB Bucknor get to be a postseason umpire?

I thought they rewarded the best umpires of the year. CB Bucknor is pretty consistently one of the worst umpires in the league.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Oct 20, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don't though, they implemented a new system a few years back.

Umpire crews can’t work consecutive series and I don’t think they can work consecutive WS. It pretty much guarantees nearly every umpire crew gets to rotate into a post season series. If I remember correctly it came about shortly after MLB broke the umpire union.

by Kermit. on Oct 20, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's really stupid sounding.

Award people something based on merit? BAH!

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Oct 20, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

NAPOLI!!!!

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Oct 20, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

HA!

Awesome. Didn’t hear that one on TV….

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Oct 20, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do you hate my freedom, Kermit?

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Oct 20, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Waitaminnit

I thought you were talking about the Angels, since the Angels are, in fact, losing.
This conversation might have worked better at a bar…

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Oct 20, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Yankees got that muffed call on the DP when I said that, but maybe I didn't get it right

The video crapped out and I was switching to radio and didn’t hear it live. Had to put it together from the announcers after the fact and comments here.

by Kermit. on Oct 20, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we're just talking in circles.

It’s all good. Some day, we’ll all get together and laugh about it over a beer…

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Oct 20, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blown DP: 1.3% WPA

Umpires still favouring the Angels

by Graham MacAree on Oct 20, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

One of the most amazing umpiring fuckups I've ever seen live.

The umpiring crew is very, very lucky that it ended up not mattering.

Jigsaw falling into place

by esoteric on Oct 20, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

It might still matter.

More pitches, an extra out that might give a better hitter another opportunity, etc.

by Aaron Campeau on Oct 20, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, just noticed the Jeter/A-Rod pictures at the top of this thread

Did they both get them taken after not sleeping for 40 hours or what? Jesus.

My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!

by gregrabble on Oct 20, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

They are not attractive men.

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Oct 20, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Franklin Cute-ierrez

I like it.

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Oct 20, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, nevermind

That would make me look pretty gay

My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!

by gregrabble on Oct 20, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, it's a man crush

There’s a difference….

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Oct 20, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!

5-1

The crowd goes wild!

by Wilder. on Oct 20, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone needs to...

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Oct 20, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go, Kendry, it's yer birthday!

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Oct 20, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

!!!!!!!!!!!

HappoliNappoliHappoliNappoliHappoliNappoliHappoliNappoliHappoliNappoliHappoliNappoliHappoliNappoliHappoliNappoliHappoliNappoliHappoliNappoliHappoliNappoliHappoliNappoliHappoliNappoliHappoliNappoliHappoliNappoliHappoliNappoliHappoliNappoliHappoliNappoli!!!!

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Oct 20, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, the hitting and the singling and whatnot.

Also, I just wanted to string that altogether while I had the “Chili’s baby back ribs” song stuck in my head…

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Oct 20, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey CC, it's Erick Aybar. Put the ball in the strike zone

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Oct 20, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, if you're a celebrity going to a team's playoff game, at least wear the team's hat or something.

Or the opposing team’s hat. Something baseball related, anyway. If you don’t care, why are you there?

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Oct 20, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

McClellan called Swisher out for leaving too early on a sac fly, despite the fact that he clearly didn't and McClellan wasn't even looking at him

Then later, Posada got caught in a run down between 3rd and home. Cano was advancing to third while the rundown was happening, but he wasn’t on the bag, so Napoli tagged them both, and they were both obviously out, but McClellan called Cano safe. I think there was one more but I missed it.

My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!

by gregrabble on Oct 20, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Swisher was picked off and called safe, Swisher was called out for leaving third early on a sac fly when he didn’t, Posada caught in a run down between third and home, Cabrera tries to take third, both runners tagged while not standing on the bag but only Posada called out.

by Aaron Campeau on Oct 20, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were those guys panhandling?

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Oct 20, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I was also wondering what the deal was with the shaky hats...

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Oct 20, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

They wiggle them?

Is there some sort of rally electric current that is generated?

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Oct 20, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the fuck is wrong with Posada?

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Oct 20, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOO

My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!

by gregrabble on Oct 20, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

This settles it

baseball should go back to the 4 man rotation

by Poochie on Oct 20, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it Angels.

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Oct 20, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Hate the Yankees,

but love seeing A-Rod dominate like this. Get fucked, media.

by stupidquestions on Oct 20, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

wooo

My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!

by gregrabble on Oct 20, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

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