2009 LLemmie Voting

by seattlebruin on Oct 16, 2009 1:28 AM PDT

One vote per person in each category unless you're Jeff and you get Fogel's votes too

BEST FRONT-PAGE POSTER

Jeff - Matthew - Graham - "Robert"

Best Commenter

Fogel - Robert - abender20 - Eyebrows - Kermit. - acblue

Rookie of the Year

abender20 - royalcurve - Decatur - Attractive Nuisance - JamMaster Jesus

Comment of the Year, Non-Image

Foot Fetish by Fogel - Line Breaks by Matthew - The Lore of Coach Owens by OlSalty - I CAN HAZ FRANKLIN'S PENIS by Jeff - BBQ by abender20 - Silva Kiss by acblue

Comment of the Year, Small Subthread (comments < 10)

ASCII 9/11 by Eyebrows - Matthew Can Suck Fogel's Dick by Fogel & Matthew

Comment of the Year, Images Permitted

This is My Belief by Fett42

Comment of the Year, Images Permitted, Non-Fett Division

Stephen Strasburg Dead Due to Masturbation by Vatinius - Griffey Scooter by Wilder. - MSPaint Guti by Gihyou

Best FanPost

The Poem by Attractive Nuisance - Felix by Robert - Why Graham is Right by Graham

Best Front Page Post

Mariners Win the World Series - First Half Review, M's Go Driving - LL QC - Is This SPARTA?

Best Thread or Subthread

Scruffy .gif-bombs LL, Franklin Wins Game - Aumont to the Minors - Corcotopia - How to Get Lost in San Diego

Best Random Thread

Pike Street Stench - IS THE KID ON HIS WAY HOME -

Best LL Meltdown

LoLCat Night Announcement by Lookout Landing - THE NCAA FUCKED THE HUSKIES by Robert

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My ballot:

BEST FRONT-PAGE POSTER: Jeff

Best Commenter: Eyebrows

Rookie of the Year: abender20

Comment of the Year, Non-Image: The Lore of Coach Owens by OlSalty

Comment of the Year, Small Subthread (comments < 10): ASCII 9/11 by Eyebrows

Comment of the Year, Images Permitted: This is My Belief by Fett42

Comment of the Year, Images Permitted, Non-Fett Division: Griffey Scooter by Wilder.

Best FanPost: The Poem by Attractive Nuisance

Best Front Page Post: Mariners Win the World Series

Best Thread or Subthread: Scruffy .gif-bombs LL, Franklin Wins Game

Best Random Thread: IS THE KID ON HIS WAY HOME -

Best LL Meltdown: LoLCat Night Announcement by Lookout Landing

by Decatur on Oct 16, 2009 5:06 AM PDT reply actions

I'm voting this ticket.

by Kermit. on Oct 16, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Lazy ass.

The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!

by JamMasterJesus on Oct 16, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Best Front-Page Poster: Matthew
Best Commenter: abender20 (he gets me to laugh with almost every comment he makes)
Rookie of the Year: abender20 (JamMasterJesus is a close second)
Comment of the Year, Non-Image: “Foot Fetish” by Fogel
Comment of the Year, Small Subthread: “ASCII 9/11” by Eyebrows
Comment of the Year, Images Permitted: “This is My Belief” by Fett42
Comment of the Year, Images Permitted, Non-Fett Division: “MSPaint Guti” by Gihyou
Best FanPost: “The Poem” by Attractive Nuisance
Best Front Page Post: “First Half in Review: Mariners Go Driving”
Best Thread or Subthread: Scruffy .gif-bombs LL
Best Random Thread: IS THE KID ON HIS WAY HOME
Best LL Meltdown: “THE NCAA FUCKED THE HUSKIES” by Robert

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 16, 2009 7:43 AM PDT reply actions

BEST FRONT-PAGE POSTER – Abstain
Best Commenter – Eyebrows (Until he was neutered by his work)
Rookie of the Year – royalcurve (duh)
Comment of the Year, Non-Image – BBQ by abender20
Comment of the Year, Small Subthread (comments < 10) – ASCII 9/11 by Eyebrows
Comment of the Year, Small Subthread (comments < 10) – ASCII 9/11 by Eyebrows
Comment of the Year, Small Subthread (comments < 10) – ASCII 9/11 by Eyebrows
Comment of the Year, Small Subthread (comments < 10) – ASCII 9/11 by Eyebrows
Comment of the Year, Small Subthread (comments < 10) – ASCII 9/11 by Eyebrows
Comment of the Year, Images Permitted – Abstain
Comment of the Year, Images Permitted, Non-Fett Division – Stephen Strasburg Dead Due to Masturbation by Vatinius
Best FanPost – Why Graham is Right by Graham
Best Front Page Post – LL QC
Best Thread or Subthread – Corcotopia
Best Random Thread – Abstain
Best LL Meltdown – LoLCat Night Announcement by (Jeff)

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 16, 2009 8:34 AM PDT reply actions

Whoops, subject line.

That’s what I get for copy and pasting out of notepad.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 16, 2009 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions

I'm glad that ASCII 9/11 is finally getting the love it deserves

because that was one hell of a comment string

by seattlebruin on Oct 16, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions

I just realized that this means something comepletely different if you put the emphasis on different words.

Why Graham is Right by Graham

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 16, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions

Ballot:

BEST FRONT-PAGE POSTER – Jeff

Best Commenter – abender20

Rookie of the Year – abender20

Comment of the Year, Non-Image – BBQ by abender20

Comment of the Year, Small Subthread (comments < 10) – Matthew Can Suck Fogel’s Dick by Fogel & Matthew

Comment of the Year, Images Permitted – This is My Belief by Fett42

Comment of the Year, Images Permitted, Non-Fett Division – Griffey Scooter by Wilder

Best FanPost – Why Graham is Right by Graham

Best Front Page Post – First Half Review, M’s Go Driving

Best Thread or Subthread – Scruffy .gif-bombs LL

Best Random Thread – IS THE KID ON HIS WAY HOME

Best LL Meltdown – LoLCat Night Announcement by Lookout Landing

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 16, 2009 8:45 AM PDT reply actions

Fogel

by Robert on Oct 16, 2009 9:00 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs

You stacked the brackets against me!

I’ll find you! Oh wait, you’re in PB. I’ll just run around yelling “JOSE LOPEZ SUCKS!”

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Oct 16, 2009 9:19 AM PDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs

Are you sure you want to offend half the people in San Diego though?

by seattlebruin on Oct 16, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions

Racism rec.

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Oct 16, 2009 11:39 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions

You lie.

There’s no rec.

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 16, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions

I CAN'T REC!

Mobile doesn’t let me do that. So I have to leave a comment.

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Oct 16, 2009 2:57 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions

Voting in America should be a privilege, not a right.

Best Front-Page Poster: Jeff!

Best Commenter: (After much deliberation) acblue

Rookie of the Year: JamMasterJesus (Half of the nominees aren’t even rookies! For shame…)

Non-Image Comment of the Year: Fogel-Stick it in between her feet then pee.

Small Sub-Thread of the Year: Eyebrows-ASCII 9/11

Image Comment of the Year: Fett42-This is what I believe

Image Comment of the Year That Wasn’t By Fett42: Gihyou-MS Paint Guti

FanPost of the Year: Robert-Just In Case This Is Goodbye

Best Front Page Post: The Mariners Win The World Series (This was the first front page post I ever read)

Best Thread: Franklin Wins the Game!

Best Random Thread: THE KID IS ON HIS WAY HOME

Meltdown of the Year: The Announcement of LOLcat Night .

The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!

by JamMasterJesus on Oct 16, 2009 9:22 AM PDT reply actions

Actually, all the nominees are rookies.

by abender20 on Oct 16, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions

You and RC have been posting here since Mid-2008

Although I’m not really complaining. Since it’s like a month or so before the 2008 LLemmies, it’s not really fair.

The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!

by JamMasterJesus on Oct 16, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions

I actually started posting in October of 2008, but whatever.

by abender20 on Oct 16, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions

September for me, with any regularity.

☊

by royalcurve on Oct 16, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions

Sorry for the smear campaign, you guys.

Hugs?

The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!

by JamMasterJesus on Oct 16, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions

Ballot

BEST FRONT-PAGE POSTER: Graham
Best Commenter: acblue
Rookie of the Year: abender20 (weak start, but really turned it around at the break)
Comment of the Year, Non-Image: Silva Kiss
Comment of the Year, Small Subthread (comments < 10): Eyebrows
Comment of the Year, Images Permitted: This is My Belief by Fett42
Comment of the Year, Images Permitted, Non-Fett Division: Anything drawn by Robert
Best FanPost: Why Graham is Right by Graham
Best Front Page Post: Mariners Go Driving
Best Thread or Subthread: Corcotopia
Best Random Thread: Pike Street
Best LL Meltdown: LOLCats. It was a group effort. Robert melts down consistently. Then again, I guess we do also.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 16, 2009 9:23 AM PDT reply actions

I knew I should have limited front-page poster nominees to people who actually post there

by seattlebruin on Oct 16, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions

SB's note - you are now allowed to vote for Graham for commenter of the year

by seattlebruin on Oct 16, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions

I thought we should have a "Can't vote for people you are attracted to" caveat

But considering the many comments like these, there might not be any votes.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 16, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Ballot

Best Front-Page Poster: Jeff
Best Commenter: Eyebrows (until his daytime death rattle)
Rookie of the Year: abender20
Comment of the Year, Non-Image: "Foot Fetish" by Fogel
Comment of the Year, Small Subthread: "ASCII 9/11" by Eyebrows
Comment of the Year, Images Permitted: "This is My Belief" by Fett42
Comment of the Year, Images Permitted, Non-Fett Division: Stephen Strasburg Dead Due To Masturbation
Best FanPost: Why Graham Is Right
Best Front Page Post: Mariners Win The World Series
Best Thread or Subthread: Aumont To The Minors
Best Random Thread: IS THE KID ON HIS WAY HOME
Best LL Meltdown: LoLCat

☊

by royalcurve on Oct 16, 2009 9:25 AM PDT reply actions

Dead to me.

And the rally puppy.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 16, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions

"Aumont to the Minors" is meant to say "Scruffy .gif Bombs LL"!

It’s all a big mistake! You know how I love Rally Puppy.

☊

by royalcurve on Oct 16, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions

Shes not much of a puppy anymore.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 16, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions

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BEST FRONT-PAGE POSTER

Jeff

Best Commenter

Fogel

Rookie of the Year

abender20

Comment of the Year, Non-Image

Foot Fetish by Fogel

Comment of the Year, Small Subthread (comments < 10)

Matthew Can Suck Fogel’s Dick by Fogel & Matthew

Comment of the Year, Images Permitted

This is My Belief by Fett42

Comment of the Year, Images Permitted, Non-Fett Division

Griffey Scooter by Wilder.

Best FanPost

Why Graham is Right by Graham

Best Front Page Post

First Half Review, M’s Go Driving

Best Thread or Subthread

Scruffy .gif-bombs LL, Franklin Wins Game

Best Random Thread

Pike Street Stench

Best LL Meltdown

LoLCat Night Announcement by Lookout Landing

by Mariner John on Oct 16, 2009 9:36 AM PDT reply actions

My vote

Best Front-Page Poster: Jeff
Best Commenter: Kermit
Rookie of the Year: JamMasterJesus
Comment of the Year, Small Subthread: “ASCII 9/11” by Eyebrows
Comment of the Year, Images Permitted: “This is My Belief” by Fett42
Comment of the Year, Images Permitted, Griffey Scooter by Wilder
Best FanPost: Why Graham Is Right
Best Front Page Post: First Half Review

I couldn’t pick a favorite on a few of them.

by Sec 108 on Oct 16, 2009 10:05 AM PDT reply actions

Since all votes are counted and tallied meticulously,

Best Front-Page Poster: Jeff
Best Commenter: Eyebrows
Comment of the Year, Non-image: Fogel.
Comment of the Year, Small Subthread: "ASCII 9/11" by Eyebrows
Comment of the Year, Images Permitted: "This is My Belief" by Fett42
Comment of the Year, Images Permitted, Griffey Scooter by Wilder
Best Thread: The Scruffy gifbomb.
Best FanPost: Why Graham Is Right
Best Meltdown: Robert invented the art. Giving the award to anyone else is silly.

by abender20 on Oct 16, 2009 10:14 AM PDT reply actions

Are you recusing yourself of voting for ROY?

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Oct 16, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions

Don't be modest abender!

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 16, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions

Fine.

I’m the baddest motherfucker to set foot in this joint.

by abender20 on Oct 16, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Thats what I'm talking about!

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 16, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions

How do I know which wallet is yours?

by Kermit. on Oct 16, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

You're not pimp shit though.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 16, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions

How do you not vote for your own comment!?!?!?!

Traitor.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 16, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions

Sorry. I think it was fantastic, but self-promotion is not my style.

by abender20 on Oct 16, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions

Thanks

The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!

by JamMasterJesus on Oct 16, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions

It's like voting for n'Sync as best boy band over the Backstreet Boys

by seattlebruin on Oct 16, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions

But N'Sync WAS better!

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Oct 16, 2009 12:56 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions

They had Justin Timberlake so duh.

by Aaron Campeau on Oct 16, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions

I thought Justin Timerberlake was in the Backstreet Boys

by Poochie on Oct 16, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Shut your whore mouth!

☊

by royalcurve on Oct 16, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Just be thankful I didn't call the the Backdoor Boys

by Poochie on Oct 16, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I don't think anyone who knows their music would confuse The The

with the Backstreet Boys.

by Sec 108 on Oct 16, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Astute!

☊

by royalcurve on Oct 16, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions

x

Best Front-Page Poster: Jeff
Best Commenter: Fogel
Rookie of the Year: Poochie
Comment of the Year, Non-Image: “Shut the fuck up and start sucking my dick” Fogel
Comment of the Year, Small Subthread: “ASCII 9/11” by Eyebrows
Best FanPost: Why Graham Is Right
Best Front Page Post: Mariners Win The World Series
Best Thread or Subthread: http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/7/27/965235/7-27-open-game-thread-part-2#18796607
Best Random Thread: duck you
Best LL Meltdown: i can haz cheezburger nite

by Poochie on Oct 16, 2009 10:31 AM PDT reply actions

So you're also abstaining from the ROY race vote?

by abender20 on Oct 16, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions

Clearly I am voting for myself as 2009 is my first year

by Poochie on Oct 16, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions

But if that pisses everybody off I am voting for JForrester or Big Dick Willie

by Poochie on Oct 16, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions

Thank you.

by abender20 on Oct 16, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions

Big Dick Willie is a hero

by abender20 on Oct 16, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions

I came so close to getting him to post a picture of his dick >:(

by Robert on Oct 16, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions

...

…

by abender20 on Oct 16, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions

I'm sure we can all guess the dimensions

by Dewey N on Oct 16, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions

What is not to like?

by Poochie on Oct 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions

I like that he made a penis next to 'Anna Kournikova'

The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!

by JamMasterJesus on Oct 16, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions

I thought it was a bone

by Poochie on Oct 16, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions

You realize that, ultimately, only one vote counts

by Poochie on Oct 16, 2009 10:31 AM PDT reply actions

What are you implying.

The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!

by JamMasterJesus on Oct 16, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions

He's just bitter because of the You Must Be This Tall to Vote sign.

by abender20 on Oct 16, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

This must be why I love roller coasters

by Poochie on Oct 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions

That the eLLections are a dead meme

by Poochie on Oct 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Mine?

by seattlebruin on Oct 16, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions

Stalin?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Oct 16, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions

WHEEEE

Front page: Mr. Brett
RoY: RC
CoY, non-image: Foot Fetish
CoY, image: Griffey Scooter
Fanpost: Why Graham is Right
Best Thread: Scruffy gifbomb
Meltdown: LOLCATS

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Oct 16, 2009 12:15 PM PDT via mobile reply actions

Ballot

Front Page: Abstain!
Commenter: Fogel
Rookie of the Year: Abstain!
Comment, non-image: Foot Fetish
Comment, image: This Is My Belief
Comment, image, non-Fett: Griffey Scooter
Comment, small subthread: ASCII 9/11
Fanpost: Why Graham Is Right
Front Page post: Mariners Win the World Series
Thread: Scruffy .gif bomb
Random thread: IS THE KID ON HIS WAY HOME
Meltdown: NCAA FUCKED THE HUSKIES

by Aaron Campeau on Oct 16, 2009 12:30 PM PDT reply actions

This will earn an "I Voted" sticker

Best front page poster – Matthew
Best Commenter – Eyebrows
RotY – abender20
Comment of the Year – Silva Kiss by acblue
Comment of the year, small subthread – ASCII 9/11
Comment of the Year, Images Permitted – This is my belief
Comment of the Year, images permitted, non-Fett – MSPaint Guti
Best FanPost – Why Graham is Right
Best Frong Page Post – Mariners Win the World Series
Best Thread or Subthread – Corcotopia
Best Random Thread – IS THE KID…
Best LL Meltdown – NCAA

by katal on Oct 16, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions

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BEST FRONT-PAGE POSTER
Jeff
Best Commenter
Jew Doctor
Rookie of the Year
Jew Doctor
Comment of the Year, Non-Image
Foot Fetish by Fogel
Comment of the Year, Small Subthread (comments < 10)
Matthew Can Suck Fogel’s Dick by Fogel & Matthew
Comment of the Year, Images Permitted
This is My Belief by Fett42
Comment of the Year, Images Permitted, Non-Fett Division
Griffey Scooter by Wilder
Best FanPost
The Poem by Attractive Nuisance
Best Front Page Post
I think there were better ones than these, but they escape me.
Best Thread or Subthread
abstain
Best Random Thread
IS THE KID ON HIS WAY HOME -
Best LL Meltdown
LoLCat Night Announcement by Lookout Landing

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Oct 16, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions

Wait Doc Minus is Jewish?

by Robert on Oct 16, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions

He's stealing this election isn't he?

Or am I mixing up my ethnic insults here

by Kermit. on Oct 16, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions

He's running away with it!

☊

by royalcurve on Oct 16, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions

He's Kenyan?

by Robert Lintott on Oct 19, 2009 5:40 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

He's funding the war with the world's money.

A war the he, as usual, started.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Oct 16, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

How would I complete the stereotype if I wasnt?

by abender20 on Oct 16, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions

At least you didn't decide to be a doctor.

by Teej on Oct 18, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Vote

Commenter – Robert
Rookie of the Year – abender20
Comment of the Year – Foot Fetish
Comment of the Year, small subthread – ASCII 9/11
Comment of the Year, images – This is my belief
Comment of the Year, non Fett – Griffey scooter
Best FanPost – Why Graham is Right
Best Front Page Post – First Half Review
Best Thread – Scruffy .gif bombs LL, Franklin Wins Game
Best Random Thread – IS THE KID ON THE WAY HOME?
Best LL Meltdown – LOLCat night announcement

by Gihyou on Oct 16, 2009 2:25 PM PDT reply actions

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Best Commenter: Robert
Rookie of the Year: Attractive Nuisance
Comment of the Year, Non-Image: Foot Fetish by Fogel
Comment of the Year, Small Subthread: ASCII 9/11 by Eyebrows
Comment of the Year, Images Permitted: This is my belief by Fett
Comment of the Year, Images Permitted, Non-Fett: MSPaint by Gihyou
Best Fan Post: The Poem by Attractive Nuisance
Best Front Page Post: First Half Review, M’s Go Driving
Best Thread or Subthread: Scruffy .gif-bombs LL, Franklin Wins Game
Best LL Meltdown: Lol Cat Night Announcement

by Nate Dogg on Oct 16, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions

Kermit Kermit Kermit Kermit Kermit Kermit (Commenter of the Year).

I work here: http://tinyurl.com/yfxlyhh

by .Taylor on Oct 16, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions

Who the fuck is Kermit?

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Oct 16, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Nobody important, that's for sure

by dpseadv on Oct 16, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 9 recs

I guarntee you there is no user named "Kermit" on LookoutLanding.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Oct 16, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions

I don't guarantee it though.

That would be stupid.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Oct 16, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Nice one.

Had to look at that for a second, after you pointed it out, to see it.

by Kermit. on Oct 17, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Librocrat. is glad.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Oct 17, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions

No comeback award?

I’m hurt.

Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.

by qrsouther on Oct 16, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions

I could give sb a run for his money for the "Neediest Commenter Award."

I work here: http://tinyurl.com/yfxlyhh

by .Taylor on Oct 16, 2009 3:41 PM PDT reply actions

Someone please respond to this post so I can feel validated.

I work here: http://tinyurl.com/yfxlyhh

by .Taylor on Oct 16, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 9 recs

You suck.

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Oct 16, 2009 3:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions

Meh.

The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!

by JamMasterJesus on Oct 16, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions

High five!

by marc w on Oct 17, 2009 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Poochie on Oct 17, 2009 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Poochie on Oct 17, 2009 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions

No one can beat SB for that.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 16, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Jose Lopez will never be good enough to please that guy.

by Kermit. on Oct 16, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Well if he'd just move around a little more.

by abender20 on Oct 16, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions

This is why I voted for you.

☊

by royalcurve on Oct 16, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Rawr

by abender20 on Oct 16, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions

And

BEST FRONT-PAGE POSTER-Jeff

Best Commenter- Kermit

Rookie of the Year-abender20

Comment of the Year, Non-Image – The Lore of Coach Owens by OlSalty
Comment of the Year, Small Subthread (comments < 10)- ASCII 9/11 by Eyebrows

Comment of the Year, Images Permitted- This is My Belief
Comment of the Year, Images Permitted, Non-Fett Division – MSPaint Guti by Gihyou
Best FanPost – Why Graham is Right by Graham
Best Front Page Post – LL QC
Best Thread or Subthread- Corcotopia –
Best Random Thread- Pike Street Stench
Best LL Meltdown- LoLCat Night Announcement by Lookout Landing

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org

by Corco on Oct 16, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions

Revise my subthread vote to Scruffy .gif bombing

I hadn’t seen that before and oh my god

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org

by Corco on Oct 16, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions

x

BEST FRONT-PAGE POSTER
“Robert” aka Mr. Brett

Best Commenter
Abstain

Rookie of the Year
Abstain

Comment of the Year, Non-Image
The Lore of Coach Owens by OlSalty

Comment of the Year, Small Subthread (comments < 10)
ASCII 9/11 by Eyebrows

Comment of the Year, Images Permitted, Non-Fett Division
MSPaint Guti

Best FanPost
The Poem by Attractive Nuisance

Best Front Page Post
Is This SPARTA? (Graham’s content is sparse but DENSE.)

Best Thread or Subthread
How to Get Lost in San Diego

Best Random Thread
Pike Street Stench

Best LL Meltdown
LoLCat Night Announcement by Lookout Landing

by appleshampoo on Oct 16, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions

After having a night to sleep on it I have realize the fact that I was not nominated for ROY of Best Commenter is total horseshit

by Poochie on Oct 17, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions

Or rather, dogshit.

I work here: http://tinyurl.com/yfxlyhh

by .Taylor on Oct 17, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Who says that?

by Poochie on Oct 17, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Ballot

Front Page: Jeff
Best Commenter: Eyebrows
Rookie of the Year: royalcurve
Comment of the Year, Non-image: “Foot Fetish” by Fogel
Comment of the Year, small subthread: “ASCII 9/11” by Eyebrows
Comment of the Year, Images Permitted: “This is My Belief” by Fett42
Comment of the Year, Images Permitted, Non-Fett Division: Griffey Scooter by Wilder
Best FanPost: “The Poem” by Attractive Nuisance
Best Front Page Post: Is this SPARTA? (small aside, I think Graham and co. ought to make a bullpen stat called SPARTA)
Best Thread or Subthread: Scruffy .gif-bombs LL
Best Random Thread: IS THE KID ON HIS WAY HOME
Best LL Meltdown: LoLCat Night Announcement by Lookout Landing

by Robert Lintott on Oct 19, 2009 5:35 AM PDT reply actions

I should also note that RC got my vote because of the early season heart

I still miss that thing.

by Robert Lintott on Oct 19, 2009 5:42 AM PDT up reply actions

Well, now.

♥

by royalcurve on Oct 19, 2009 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Happier than you can know.

by Robert Lintott on Oct 19, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm changing my rookie of the year vote to royalcurve.

Because I think I can.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 19, 2009 10:33 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs

So when the fuck do I get my trophy in the mail?

by Robert on Oct 19, 2009 10:44 AM PDT reply actions

As soon as I create a LLemmie for "Most Recs in a Season, non-Jeff or Matthew or Fett or Poochie or JI or Fogel or LFoJL or NOLA or Eyebrows"

by seattlebruin on Oct 19, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

Ouch.

by abender20 on Oct 19, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions

His NCAA meltdown had to have lapped most people.

by abender20 on Oct 19, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions

Robert beats everyone but Jeff

by Graham MacAree on Oct 19, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions

Not if you neutralize for league and era

by Poochie on Oct 19, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions

But what a gap

by Jeff Sullivan on Oct 19, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Almost as wide as your vagina

by Dewey N on Oct 19, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions 8 recs

I am happy for you Jeff :)

by Robert on Oct 20, 2009 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions

I had 214 recs in a single thread

by Robert on Oct 20, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions

I had close to that.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 20, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Well snap diddly app bitches

by Robert on Oct 19, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions

SB's vote

Best Front-Page Poster: Either Jeff, Matthew or Graham
Best Commenter: Kermit.
Rookie of the Year: royalcurve
Comment of the Year, Non-Image: Line Breaks
Comment of the Year, Small Subthread: “ASCII 9/11” by Eyebrows
Comment of the Year, Images Permitted: “This is My Belief” by Fett42
Comment of the Year, Images Permitted: Non-Fett Division: Stephen Strasburg Dead Due To Masturbation
Best FanPost: Goodbye Felix
Best Front Page Post: Mariners Win The World Series
Best Thread or Subthread: Corcotopia
Best Random Thread: IS THE KID ON HIS WAY HOME
Best LL Meltdown: NCAA FUSKED THE HUSKIES

by seattlebruin on Oct 19, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions

Your Front Page Poster vote is both a suck out and gramatically incorrect.

Pick a side, Lopey lover!

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Oct 19, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions

I just had to unhide a bunch of posts in the LOLcat thread to maximize hilarity

by Jeff Sullivan on Oct 19, 2009 11:51 PM PDT reply actions

Fantastic, it was like watching the t.v. edit of Deliverance.

by Kermit. on Oct 20, 2009 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

I am changing my vote for Front Page Poster to you just for this

by seattlebruin on Oct 20, 2009 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions

heh

http://www.flickr.com/photos/martincron/sets/72157621207715382/

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 20, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions

Good Lord

by seattlebruin on Oct 20, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions

This one is gold!

Take me out..

The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!

by JamMasterJesus on Oct 20, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions

nonononononono

by seattlebruin on Oct 20, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions

If I were a baseball purist I'd literally shit my pants

The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!

by JamMasterJesus on Oct 20, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions

By the way, Scruffy...

What on earth were you trying to say after Gutz hit the three-run homer off CJ Wilson on I Can Haz Cheezburger Night?

HOLY FUCK
GUT SEXQ!!!! ME ADDFUCK MY ASS

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 9, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply

by Decatur on Oct 20, 2009 11:01 AM PDT reply actions

Um... I don't really know.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 20, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions

My guess is

Dear Franklin Gutierrez, please sex me and fuck my ass.

by Dewey N on Oct 20, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Wow that sounds kind of gay

by Poochie on Oct 20, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions

Hmmm...

My vote for the first item can be very much swayed by video of each of the candidates delivering this as a monologue…

SHOW FiFi THE MONEY!!!!

by PositivePaul on Oct 20, 2009 12:13 PM PDT reply actions

Muahaha.

by royalcurve on Oct 20, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Jeff would win

by seattlebruin on Oct 20, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions

No question.

by royalcurve on Oct 20, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Ballot

BEST FRONT-PAGE POSTER: Jeff
Best Commenter: Robert
Rookie of the Year: Attractive Nuisance
Comment of the Year, Non-Image: BBQ by abender20
Comment of the Year, Small Subthread (comments < 10): Matthew Can Suck Fogel’s Dick by Fogel & Matthew
Comment of the Year, Images Permitted: Abstain
Comment of the Year, Images Permitted, Non-Fett Division: Griffey Scooter by Wilder
Best FanPost: The Poem by Attractive Nuisance
Best Front Page Post: First Half Review, M’s Go Driving
Best Thread or Subthread: Scruffy .gif-bombs LL
Best Random Thread: IS THE KID ON HIS WAY HOME
Best LL Meltdown: THE NCAA FUCKED THE HUSKIES by Robert**

- Though the LOLCat night tempts a write-in for thread/subthread of the year, Robert’s meltdown was epic.

Rooting for lovable losers since 1984.

by seattlecougar on Oct 20, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions

LLemmies go to!

Front Page Poster – Jeff
Best Commenter – Eyebrows
Rookie of the Year – royalcurve
Comment of the Year, Non-image - Foot Fetish by Fogel
Comment of the Year, Small Subthread - ASCII 9/11 by Eyebrows
Comment of the Year, Images - This is What I Believe by Fett42
Comment of the Year, Images, Non-Fett – Griffey Scooter by Wilder.
Best FanPost - The Poem by Attractive Nuisance
Best Front Page Post – Mariners Win the World Series by Jeff
Best Thread or Subthread - Scruffy .gif-bombs LL
Best Random Thread - IS THE KID ON HIS WAY HOME
Best LL Meltdown – LoLCat announcement night

by seattlebruin on Oct 20, 2009 3:59 PM PDT reply actions

eat shit

by Robert on Oct 20, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions

all of you

by Robert on Oct 20, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Should have made them pretzels

♥

by royalcurve on Oct 20, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions

it's the declining quality of these meltdowns that removed you from serious consideration

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Oct 20, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Nothing will top the hat.

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Oct 20, 2009 4:06 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions

Fuzz got to listen to a better one on Sunday night.

by Robert on Oct 20, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Why, was he not putting out for you?

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Oct 20, 2009 4:15 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions

There is a reason why he is called fuzz.

by Robert on Oct 20, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Its his hair.

by Kirk on Oct 23, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Aww....

Want me to drag my sack across your face?

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Oct 20, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Funny story!

by Kirk on Oct 23, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Most Time Wasted Counting Recs in a Thread - Robert on NCAA Meltdown Thread

there, you got a LLemmie

by seattlebruin on Oct 20, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

I've spent longer in other threads

by Robert on Oct 20, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions

I GET TO WEAR THE SASH!

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Oct 20, 2009 4:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 4 recs

I am jacking off into it before I turn it in.

by Robert on Oct 20, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

I made Eyebrows a "Best Commenter" sash Friday night, just in case.

You may not jack off into it.

by royalcurve on Oct 20, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions

There were several Mariners Win The World Series posts

by Jeff Sullivan on Oct 20, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions

I never limited it to a single FanPost, but if I did, Mariners Win the World Series, Day 2 would have won,

followed by Mariners Win the World Series, Day 30

by seattlebruin on Oct 20, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions

*to a single JeffPost

by seattlebruin on Oct 20, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions

My first comment of Day 1 has twice as many recs as the post itself does.

by Robert on Oct 20, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions

This surely reflects the true relative value of both pieces of work.

by abender20 on Oct 20, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Day 2 is my favorite thing that I have read on this site

by Robert on Oct 20, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions

My goal isn't to trade 10,000 recs for an SBN blog

by seattlebruin on Oct 20, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions

I would give it to Jeff and only tell certain posters about it.

Sort of a Lookout Landing Zion.

by Robert on Oct 20, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions

It could be found easily.

A quick Google image search for “FELIX HERNANDEZ NAKED” would return numerous results from your site.

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Oct 20, 2009 4:42 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions

I think we'd figure it out when the top bar kept displaying "New blog - Sex Me Felix - for fans of Red Sox pitcher Felix Hernandez!"

by seattlebruin on Oct 22, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions

BE LESS NEEDY

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Oct 20, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Needy Jeff is entertaining though.

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Oct 20, 2009 4:15 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions

I feel more of a connection with Needy Jeff

I work here: http://tinyurl.com/yfxlyhh

by .Taylor on Oct 20, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions

I was just pointing out a flaw

by Jeff Sullivan on Oct 20, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions

YES!

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Oct 20, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Might I now pass on the comment of the year award to a comment i like better?

by Dewey N on Oct 20, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions

This isn't the Salvation Army

by abender20 on Oct 20, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions

I pass the torch on to Poochie

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/7/21/957076/7-21-open-game-thread#18473917

by Dewey N on Oct 20, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Nobody wants your secondhand filth.

by abender20 on Oct 20, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions

I like a good circle rec

by Poochie on Oct 20, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

well this seems as though you counted the votes correctly.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Oct 21, 2009 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions

.

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/10/8/1076605/the-2009-llemmie-awards#22553930

by seattlebruin on Oct 21, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions

ZOMG best commenter to an Angels fan?

by appleshampoo on Oct 21, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions

In seriousness though,

Eyebrows, what drew you to comment here when you are an Angels fan, other than your residence in Seattle? If I remember correctly, it had to do with you distaste for HH, but I may be making that up…just curious.

by appleshampoo on Oct 22, 2009 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions

The mods make all the difference.

1. I appreciate being able to talk baseball and joke with people without it devolving into a bunch of “lol” and “+1” comments. Friendly enforcement of proper spelling and grammar does make a difference. And while this is all in large part due to the moderators, I think the community as a whole does a better job of being intelligent, or at least less stupid than others.

2. Most SBN sites aren’t as sabermetrically inclined. I like edutainment.

3. Since I go to a lot of Mariners games, listen to the radio, etc, I feel I can better participate here compared to a DRaysBay or something.

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Oct 22, 2009 9:40 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions

Or maybe I am just secretly working to overthrow the site.

Today, Commenter of the Year. Tomorrow, Iron-fisted Dictator of SBN’s newly-converted Angels blog.

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Oct 22, 2009 9:42 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs

I could write for a winner

by Jeff Sullivan on Oct 22, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions

Fans will really learn to love the daily "Fuck the Rally Monkey" pieces.

by abender20 on Oct 22, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions

Tuesdays With Reggie Willits!

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Oct 22, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions

Man: Hey Reggie, watcha eating?

Reggie Willits: Mayonaise sandwich.

by abender20 on Oct 22, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions 7 recs

Sometimes I shake it up and have Miracle Whip instead.

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Oct 22, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions

I feel sad that I'm not given more opportunities to write about Reggie Willits

by Jeff Sullivan on Oct 22, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions

And put poor Robert out on the street?

by OlSalty on Oct 22, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions

Robert would follow

by Jeff Sullivan on Oct 22, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions

Like the lil bitch he is

by Jeff Sullivan on Oct 22, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

Till the ends of the Earth sweet tits

by Robert on Oct 22, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Ha. Iron fisted? You?

by royalcurve on Oct 22, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions

You'd be suprised what power does to your fist.

The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!

by JamMasterJesus on Oct 22, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions

Hairy palms?

by Robert Lintott on Oct 25, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Thanks

I ask because I’m not a huge fan of my favorite NFL team’s SBN site for a lot of reasons (a lot of the front page content is just linkfarms and re-posts of AP content; the signal-to-noise ration in the comments AND the fanposts is really, really low; chatspeak and +1 run rampant; there is very little humor involved at all; AND it’s supposed to be family friendly, what the fuck?). From what I’ve read Field Gulls is actually a better-run blog, but I just can’t envision myself hanging out around there, having very little interest in the Seahawks even after living here for 3 years.

by appleshampoo on Oct 22, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions