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That's gonna make for an uncomfortable 2010. Stay classy, little man.

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What a douchebag.

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Oct 13, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, come on, isn't it obvious?

I mean, Papelbon was throwing all the way back there on the infield…it’s the only possible explanation. :p

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Oct 13, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1000 groundballs a day?

Sounds like Herschel Walker and his 2,500 sit ups.

by Kermit. on Oct 13, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CAN I GET AN 'AMEN'?!

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Oct 14, 2009 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good genes? With that hair line?

Completely agree, by the way.

Say it with me: Washington Capitals. Capitals.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997

by JLProck on Oct 18, 2009 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear Douchebag,

You’re a tiny little nobody that can’t hit the high inside fastball and only won an MVP award because voters have a raging hard on for east coast teams. Your best attributes are that you are scrappy and your last name is one “u” short of having every vowel of the alphabet. Should you die tomorrow, the only person that will be upset is your mother, and judging by the degree of douchebaggery you seem to excel at, chances are she’ll only be upset that you didn’t have a chance to complete your contract before you passed on. Be happy you ended up good at baseball, because you’re an ugly little shit that would have very likely ended up as a retail store clerk that trolls craigslist for fat, lonely women only to email them the same angry letters when they reject your cigarette shaped head for having a penis that can best be described as “bone chips.”

~Unanimous

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Oct 14, 2009 12:17 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

He is SO off the groundskeepers' Christmas Card lists

Also, any chance they purposely make the area around second base just a liiiiiiiiittle bit worse than the rest of the infield next year? Or perhaps they have more professional integrity than that.

by Gihyou on Oct 14, 2009 5:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm guessing they certainly have more professional integrity

Than Pedroia does.

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Oct 14, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not Dustin's fault,

his older brother probably molested him

by hcoguy on Oct 14, 2009 11:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That just stunted his growth.

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Oct 15, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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