Is this the end of Shelley Duncan?
by Matthew on Jan 6, 2009 2:41 PM PST
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PrintThe 40-man roster move was Shelley Duncan being designated for assignment.
Good night, sweet prince; and flights of angels sing thee to thy undead rest. But do not fret dear Shelley, probably the most important thing is that when things get really bad and the world looks its darkest, you just have to throw up your hands and say "Well, all right!" cause it's probably gonna get a whole hell of a lot worse. No, don't worry about us Shelley, we'll always have your Red Sox fan prank. We didn't have a way to laugh at Boston fans since 2004, we had lost it until you came and we got it back then.
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Yeah, so I couldn't leave the phrase mostly intact and have it still make sense.
But damnit, I wasn’t going to just give up because the peg wouldn’t fit in the hole. If you keep hitting it, eventually it will erode enough.
I sure as hell hope not. He's too awesome.
Big Z is the MAN.
by .Taylor on Jan 6, 2009 7:03 PM PST reply actions
I wouldn't mind seeing him in a Rainers uniform.
He’ll land somewhere (Probably STL). He’s a youngish kid that can hit a fastball a long way, there’s a good chance of him landing a backup spot at least on the Orioles or Royals.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
If there's one thing the Cardinals need it's a firstbaseman
by JI on Jan 7, 2009 9:49 AM PST up reply actions
yeah, that guy they run out there every day SUCKS
Can’t even remember his name, is how bad he sucks.
Irony is very hard to convey via the written word.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I mean as AAA filler. (Because of his dad)
And it never hurts to have depth.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
So...what happens with our first base platoon?
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 7, 2009 2:12 PM PST reply actions
Whoops.
I always fucking get Shelley Duncan and Chris Shelton confused.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 13, 2009 8:36 AM PST up reply actions
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