The 40-man roster move was Shelley Duncan being designated for assignment.
Good night, sweet prince; and flights of angels sing thee to thy undead rest. But do not fret dear Shelley, probably the most important thing is that when things get really bad and the world looks its darkest, you just have to throw up your hands and say "Well, all right!" cause it's probably gonna get a whole hell of a lot worse. No, don't worry about us Shelley, we'll always have your Red Sox fan prank. We didn't have a way to laugh at Boston fans since 2004, we had lost it until you came and we got it back then.