OTDOD - 1-30-9 I'm Truly Out of Ideas Edition
I figured today was a good day for a linky post, a little earlier than usual.
This is a poll for all those converted by LL to better beer drinkers. Remember these slogans from your cheaper days? (Note: That whole site is awesome, and I could easily link half the content) (Second Note: Can anyone beat 3:34 in the 50 Capitals Challenge?)
I've changed signs around before, but this is a masterpiece.
via media2.kxan.com
In fucked up news, some guy tried to cut the implants out of an ex-girlfriend. People are messed up.
In book news, I'm halfway through reading Traffic: Why We Drive the Way We Do, and I have to say it is excellent. He stays a little general for someone like myself that's read traffic and urban planning books before, but it's a great book to get someone hooked on the subject.
Not to start up this debate again, but according to traffic engineers, all you early mergers are doing it wrong (PDF). If there's traffic and a backup, late merging makes for more capacity and quicker traffic flow (because there's no queue jumpers disrupting the line, and everyone knows what to expect at the merge point).
I won't link to it because you can't find an article about it without politics, but the digital TV switchover is still on for Feb 17th. Does anyone out there still have a TV that's not hooked up to cable or satellite? If so, do you have one of the boxes or a digital TV? Neilsen says 10% of people won't have any access to TV after the switch, but I'm skeptical of that number.
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In further Zombie news:
How the fuck do you beat the first room of the RE5 Demo? I unloaded 12 shotgun rounds into the big guy’s head, and a few clips of bullets, for nothing. The next round, I got up behind him and did the same from behind, to no avail. What the hell, Capcom?
I think this weekend will be a good weekend to get back to L4D. Playing Fallout with VATS has ruined what little aim I have acquired for console gaming, and I need to get it back. Who’s up for some Zombie genocide?
Related XBox Q: Does the wireless headset make that big of a difference from the wired one that comes in the bundle? Is there a third party headset I should be looking for instead?
Because I’m a sucker for weird Zombie shit, I present Zombie Pinup Girls with no further comment.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
In further Zombie news:
Odessey & Oracle is one fucking fantastic album. The most famous song from it (“Time Of The Season”) is actually one of the weakest. Check it out posthaste, LLemmings!
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Seriously.
The RE5 demo is the hardest thing I’ve ever played. I’ve given up even considering buying that game.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 30, 2009 8:24 AM PST up reply actions
The whole "not being able to shoot while moving" thing was fine back when the zombies were slow.
Now they just magically appear next to you, and you can either slowly walk away and die or stay there and watch and die. Frustrating.
I'm so out of touch.
I’m still playing Final Fantasy V on my ZSNES emulator. Quite frankly I don’t think I’ll ever bother getting into modern gaming…my nostalgia-inducing library of SNES and GBA and N64 games is all I’ll ever need.
Also, Betrayal At Krondor, the bombest PC RPG ever made. Primitive as hell nowadays, but still an incredible, immersive literary experience.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
I got a Wii the other week
I bought Wii Fit, but after that all I’ve done is download old SNES and Genesis games. I have to go into work for a couple hours this morning, but after that it’s going to be an afternoon of Sonic 2.
Sports is a good basic game,
Destroy All Humans was fun for the Wii. But mostly I use the Fit and play stuff like bowling. No serious gaming on the Wii for me.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
I haven't played a RE since the first one, up until this.
What’s up with the knife range of 6", and no push ability? Trying to get away from a group is damn near impossible.
I wasn’t going to buy it anyways unless it blew me away, but now I don’t even want to try the online portion of the demo.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Some friends of mine and I are going to be playing L4D on Saturday afternoon/evening
if you’re interested
Good, that'll give me some time to practice.
Let me know when you want to get started. (I’ve haven’t done online on Live yet so I’m not sure if I call you or you call me)
I’ll have you know, I’m not very good. Right before I got Fallout, I was barely beating levels on Normal.
Anyone have any tips on Tank killing?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Move around a TON.
If you are in an area where you can’t move around, you are pretty screwed. As soon as you hear a tank coming, get out into the open. It’s the only way to survive.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 30, 2009 10:01 AM PST up reply actions
I love the automatic shotgun so much.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 30, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions
I think a few of us are are going to start around 3pm (Pacific)
with a few more joining around 5pm. Feel free to join in anytime. Just send me a message on Live when you’re ready to play.
Have I added you as a friend?
What’s your gamertag?
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 30, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions
The wireless is no different other than the convenience of not being physically linked to your controller.
My issue with my “wired” headset is I forget I have it on, and drop the remote to run to the bathroom between games and almost rip my head off when I get to the end of my “leash”.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
But then with a wireless, every will hear you doing your business.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
In the first room
don’t stay to kill everybody. You can’t kill the big guy and you have to survive till a chopper comes for you so run around outside a bunch.
I purchased a digital converter about 6 months ago.
I received one of the coupons from the government so the box cost me about $20. I think it is fantastic option vs. basic cable. I don’t watch that much TV and I’m too cheap to pay for expanded cable or satellite. The picture quality is excellent, there are some HD broadcasts (not that it matters to me because I don’t have an HDTV), and I only had to throw down $20 for a lifetime worth of TV watching.
In Portland I get ABC, CBS, NBC, NBC Weather Channel (it’s mostly just the local NBC weather people with a local ticker), 3 PBS (OPB) channels, OPB radio, FOX, PDX, CW, and about 10 infomercial/religion channels. This week one of infomercial channels has been airing old Roger Moore 007 movies, so that has been pretty fun.
I'm assuming you got a slightly better box?
Because the ones I see are 50$, and the coupon was 40$.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I went to Best Buy and it was the only one they had.
It was $60 retail – the $40 coupon. I think it their private label brand, but I’ll bet most brands are made in the same factory. Retail prices may have gone down with the current economy and decrease in fuel prices.
My guess is that's big boxes having their way with prices.
Online they’ve always been 50, little to no shipping. Smaller stores around here have had the basic ones at 50-55 since the day the law got passed.
On a related rant, the companies that they talked to while making that law said over and over that the boxes would retail at 40-45 dollars, less when demand made them manufacture more. What happened as soon as the law got passed? They all of a sudden couldn’t get them for less than 50.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I just finished that Traffic book
it’s really quite interesting – I was expecting it to be really dry and academic but he’s a really interesting writer.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Agree completely.
I actually went against my normal moratorium on hardcovers to get it (from an airport book stand, no less), and I’m glad I did.
This might inspire me to get 1434 before the paperback comes out, and then I guess the paperback rule goes out the window.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
If you're out of ideas, I suggest that we turn this thread into a discussion of THE GREATEST POST-PUNK/NEW-WAVE BANDS OF THE LATE '70S and '80s.
I’ll begin with XTC, which owns every last one of you.
Listen to “Towers Of London”
Listen to “Love On A Farmboy’s Wages”
Listen to the effortless beauty of an obscure track like “Beating Of Hearts”
And finally, bow before one of the most perfect art-rock/art-pop creations in the history of rock music: “Senses Working Overtime”.
You are not worthy of this great band.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
A-Ha.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 30, 2009 8:25 AM PST up reply actions
"Take On Me" is actually a really wonderful song, but they were a one-hit wonder.
They do remind of another ’80s group that is all too often dismissed in similar terms: Tears For Fears. Those guys were GOOD. “Mad World,” “Pale Shelter,” “Head Over Heels,” “Everybody Wants To Rule The World,” “Sowing The Seeds Of Love,” “Break It Down Again,” “Goodnight Song”…great stuff.
Their first album definitely falls into the “British post-punk” genre (The Hurting, from 1983), but they refined their sound into a much more Brian Wilsonish vibe later on. Still kept the dark lyrics, though.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
I LOVE Tears for Fears.
Woman in chains…woman in chaaaaaaains…
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 30, 2009 9:11 AM PST up reply actions
My girlfriend and I have been listen to tons of Tears For Fears recently (the best-of CD is permanently lodged in the car CD player)
…and that’s one of her favorites too. If they just took out some of the oh-so-’80s Chapman Stick bass hits on that song, it would actually work very well as a Tortoise-style post-rock composition.
I have a hard time deciding whether “Head Over Heels” or “Sowing The Seeds Of Love” is my favorite TFF song. The former is my nominee for “The Quintessential ’80s Song” (the “nah nah-na naaah naaah” ending is like a “Hey Jude” for the 1980s), but the latter is just such a ridiculously well-written Brian Wilsonesque masterpiece. Listen to that track with a songwriter’s ear and you’ll just have to tip your cap: it has something like SEVEN DIFFERENT DISCRETE SECTIONS, all of them incredibly catchy yet nontrivial, and it packs all those melodic ideas into an awe-inspiring 4 1/2 pop song format. The best part? When Orzabal sings “read in the books in the crannies and the nooks, etc.” and then ends by shouting “CHORUS!” And then the chorus comes in, but nobody’s singing – it’s just a Beatlesque “For No One”-style French Horn solo playing the hook line. Clever AND catchy!
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Very reminiscent of Brian Wilson,
and on one of the latter albums, there’s a song called “Brian Wilson Said”. They did well!
by hairofthedawg on Jan 30, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions
A-Ha has released seven albums.
A friend of mine has all of them.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
You forgot my favorite XTC song
Here Comes President Kill Again.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Never much cared for that one.
The entire Oranges & Lemons album is a real letdown. As a double-LP way overstuffed with dross, it can’t help but look bad next to English Settlement, which after all these years is probably still their finest achievement.
But I’ll give you “Garden Of Earthly Delights” and “Mayor Of Simpleton” and “Chalkhills And Children”…classics, all.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Yeah, Oranges & Lemons is about six songs too long
but there’s some great songs on there.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Other than the ones I mentioned, I'd add...
“Scarecrow People,” “King For A Day,” and “Poor Skeleton Steps Out.”
By the way, if you haven’t heard the BBC sessions they did for this album, you’re really missing out. FAR better than the muted, subdued album versions. And although it’s from a different album/session, the BBC version of “You’re The Wish You Are I Had” pretty much ascends to the top of the All Time XTC Heap. The original from The Big Express is TERRIBLE, and yet the BBC re-recording…my god, why didn’t they just do it that way in the first place?
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Please demonstrate less humility about your music.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
Let me revise by stating that most you are indeed probably more than worthy of this great band.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Ahaha, fair enough. I can get a bit too in your face when proselytizing.
Seriously though, XTC is ridiculously great, one of the best musical groups of its era or any other…and yet they’re still pretty obscure, especially in America. The worst part is that their most famous song in America is the one that is widely agreed (by the band and fans alike) to be among their worst: “Dear God.” Dear god I hate that song.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
I have this same problem with Dexy's Midnight Runners
An AWESOME band, saddled with an unfortunate monster hit that is one of their weakest (but is still a fun song) and the only one they’re identified with.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
You're right!
The were really good, and really rather authentic in their own Irish way back before “Come On Eileen.” Oddly enough I gave them a shot, of all reasons, because Mark E. Smith kept constantly namechecking them in early ’80s Fall songs. I figured if someone like MES actually thought they had quality, then there must be something there. Because he hates pretty much everyone and everything.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
The Anti-Nowhere League.
They’re by favourite punk band.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
One immortal album, and the rest is meh.
I’m sorry; unless your one big album is called Loveless, it’s hard to bill yourself as the “BSET. EVAR” of any subgenre. Marquee Moon is quite impressive, but it’s not impressive enough for that sort of idolatry. For starters, while Tom Verlaine can sure play guitar and write a catchy hook, dear god he cannot sing in anything resembling a tolerable voice.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Marquee Moon is impressive indeed.
I’m not so into that era of music as I am funk / soul.
But, I thoroughly enjoyed Wire’s Pink Flag, Pere Ubu’s The Modern Dance, Talking Heads’ Songs About Building And Food… I also have a Devo album in there.
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by oc on Jan 30, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions
Pink Flag is my nominee for the best Punk album of all time
Which is ironic given that it’s rather arty punk. Wire was frequently nicknamed “Punk Floyd” by the UK musical press back in the day, which gets at a certain truth about their intentions.
Chairs Missing remains the definitive Wire album, however. Even though their two single greatest moments came on 154 with “The 15th” and “Map Ref.”
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Go on
Resolved: that “It Ain’t Fair but it’s Fun” is the greatest song of the 1970s.
Give me your funk/soul top 5….
I don't know that I have a Top 5
Fela Kuti and Cymande are right up there though.
Curtis Mayfield, Isaac Hayes… the blaxploitation soundtracks.
And then like good time stuff would be Commodores, Sly, Parliament Funkadelic. Way too many to list.
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by oc on Jan 30, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions
Move on up towards your destination.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
Cymande
“Brothers on the Slide” that was a tasty song. I’ve got a few of their LPs, and while they’re good, I tend to just play that song rather than listening to the albums.
Fela Kuti… yes. I had a big thing for afrofunk, and the revival in the late 90s or so… you ever hear the Daktaris?
I’ve got tons of old soul/funk 45s (which is nature’s perfect format)… love that stuff.
Anybody else lose something cool yesterday?
MY FUCKING BIKE FRAME BROKE. BROKE. Bike frames are not supposed to BREAK. WHAT THE BALLS.
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Finally, a topic I can dig into...
I’m going to assume you weren’t riding a carbon fiber bike. What was your bike made out of and what did you do to break it?
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Aluminum frame, carbon fork/seatstay
and I have no idea what I did. I noticed on my ride in that my front chainwheel was a bit wobbly, so I thought “wow, my bottom bracket’s about to fail, I should take care of that this weekend” and didn’t think much of it. On the way home, it was REALLY wobbly, and the front derailleur started shifting itself, which I thought was odd; I got off the bike, looked at the BB, tried to flex the pedals, and everything seemed OK.
I get back on, and noticed that I was pedaling elliptically instead of circularly, which I knew was trouble. I got back off, turned the bike upside down, and there it was – about a two-inch crack going across the downtube, about an inch above where it joins the bottom bracket.
I’m just glad I wasn’t pedaling at speed, or downhill. That would have been bad. It’s annoying because the frame’s only about 5 years old – it’s probably got somewhere between 5-6K miles on it, not a whole lot.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Jeez, that's rough. Repair on aluminum frames is effectively nonexistant, so you may
just be screwed. I’d try to take it in, but you’ll probably have to replace the frame. If that’s your commuter bike, go pick a 75 dollar bike off Craigslist. No point riding anything useful to work.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
Yeah, the frame's toast
but Klein has a lifetime warranty, so at least I get a replacement. The problem is that Klein doesn’t make road frames for the US market any more, so if I get lucky (bike shop’s words), Trek will have a few old Kleins kicking around their warehouse; if not I’ll get a “materially equivalent” Klein or Trek – which wouldn’t be bad because I think some of the older Madones were aluminum/carbon, and I could live with that – or a credit for the retail value that I can use on a new bike.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
That's good news. Replacement is as good as you can hope for.
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The aluminum frame is part of your problem.
I go through a frame in about 6 months of trail riding. My last steel one has been going strong for a good year and a half. They just don’t have the strength/flexibility that steel (or carbon, but who has the money) does, especially if you ride in the winter.
Anyone have the new shimano electric shifters yet? I want a set, but don’t have the extra dough right now to swing something that isn’t broken on my bikes.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I love love love aluminum frames though
and this is the first one I’ve ever had fail.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I'm a big guy, so I tend to beat on frames and bottom brackets.
I also ride through the rough stuff, which I’m sure doesn’t help.
However, I understand the love of aluminum, with the cost/weight ratio involved.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I'm a big guy too so I guess I understand WHY it failed
I’m just annoyed that it did. I’m so meticulous about bottom brackets and cranks because of my size that it just astounded me that something ELSE could be at fault.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
After your first few, it gets less annoying.
And before you think that the frame is an easy replacement, make sure there isn’t any rust buildup from water seepage in that spot, because that can invalidate your warranty.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
They're inspecting it this morning
but the guy at the shop last night said this was a pretty open-and-shut case as far as the warranty goes. I’m unbelievably anal about my bike, so I’m pretty sure there won’t be any problems with the replacement.
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No, but someone hit my car earlier this week doing about $900 in damages.
My vehicle was parked, I was at work, and we don’t have security cameras pointed at the parking lot. The best part was they left the scene without leaving any contact info. Now I get to pay the deductable and I’m crossing my fingers that my premiums don’t go up. Has this happened to anyone else and did their premiums go up?
It depends on your company
most times they have not at fault or uninsured motorist coverage, with smaller deductibles and no hit to your premium. Where is the damage? You could either file the claim and keep the cash to offset the deductible without doing the repair, assuming you can live with the damage. Otherwise, do nothing, and live with the damage. Of course, you could always run the claim and do the work. Email me if you have other questions, since this is the stuff I work with on a daily basis
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jan 30, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions
When we got hit by an uninsured motorist, and they left the scene,
our insurance covered it fully, and our rates did not change. The thing that pissed me off is that the Lynnwood Police refused to respond or investigate because it happened on private property (a high school parking lot), even though we had the license plate number of the car, make, model, color, witnesses, and (probably fake) info that the girl told us right before she ran off.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Vigilante justice, then.
Show up at that girl’s house in a cape and dangle her off the side of a bridge until she pays you.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
Our insurance company actually hunted down the owner of the car.
It wasn’t even hers.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Thanks to you both tootthekazoo and Thingray.
I’ll probably end up doing the repairs because I can afford the deductable, the car is relatively new – 2005 Hyundai Elantra with ~33,000 miles, and I still have a few years left of payments on the loan. It is really frustrating because I don’t want to throw away a few hundred dollars that I was saving for regular repairs – like tires and brake pads.
The Tigard police were really nice about the situation, but because there were no witnesses and none of the cars that normally park where I was hit had obvious damage, they said there wasn’t much they could do.
I’m hoping my insurance company will give me a break because I’ve been with them for 6 or 7 years with only two glass claims and have only had 1 speeding ticket that happened over 10 years ago. They said it was a not at fault claim when I called them, but the policy I pay for doesn’t have a reduced deductable for that type of claim.
That sucks, but it will be worth it to get the car fixed.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
I lost a job opportunity at an office that I actually enjoyed.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jan 30, 2009 9:13 AM PST up reply actions
I lost four wisdom teeth today.
I don’t hurt that much, I just wish the bleeding would stop.
the other angels fan
Lost them?
You didn’t have them pulled?
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
He carries them in his pocket and was mugged. The guy took his wisdom teeth and punched him in the eye,
hence the bleeding
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If he didn't look like such a hobo, keviness wouldn't have punched him.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Serves him right, that cock maven.
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Hey, I have a reputation to preserve.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.
Kevin_ess:
Puncher of hobos, father of Silas, drinker of crawlspace beer, lover of raccoons.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
A master of karate and friendship for everyone.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
It didn't hurt when I got wisdom teeth pulled until after I woke up.
Then I went on a profanity laced tirade while I ran through the house looking for pain killers.
There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!
I don't have any wisdom teeth.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
clench on gauze 30 minutes
carefully take it out, replace with new gauze, clench for another 30. It will slow down to seeping, and then discolored saliva, all of which is normal.
Don’t overexert, don’t use a straw or do anything that would cause a suction in your mouth. You don’t want to get a dry socket.
Nobody wants a dry socket.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Or an unbuttered muffing.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
This is true as well.
I like the way you think.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
RESOLVED: New Order is actually better than Joy Division.
Any speakers pro or con? For my own part, I genuinely believe this to be true. Understand that I prioritize music ahead of lyrics save for some very specific situations. If the lyrics are SO bad that they can’t be ignored, that’s one such situation.
New Order: fuck art, let’s dance.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Not a fan of dance music in general
so I’m not a big New Order fan, but I like Joy Division just because it’s so dark.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I'm not fan of dance music either, I'm the most awkward dancer imaginable.
My main move out on the floor is “The Robot” Think “Flight Of The Conchords” and you’ve got the idea.
By the way, pdb, can you deal with WMA files? I’m thinking of uploading some stuff for you download (those XTC BBC tracks, among others).
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
I cannot, sadly
I’m a mac/ipod/itunes user.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
iTunes will convert WMA for you.
Or at least it used to.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
PDB, IT HAS DONE BEEN BROUGHT.
Here you go. And no need to worry about tricksy viruses, either!
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Seriously, just ask me for something, and I'll post it.
You have no idea how much music from the ‘60s/’70s/‘80s I have. Super-famous establishment acts, obscure German krautrock, Rhino boxed set retrospectives, you name it. And I’m like a Mormon in Brazil when it comes to spreading the Good News, if you know what I mean. I love to share.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
How long do those files last?
My stodgy old work network is choking on it and I won’t be in front of a non-work computer until fairly late this evening…
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
They should be there when you get home tonight.
My only request is that you tell me (if need be, in some later thread) what you think of them.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
I guess I should get the new version, as I keep wondering what all they dropped with v8.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Hooray! Stick it to the man errr... most of the LL apple haters.
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I'm one of those LL apple haters.
Additionally, I vastly prefer WMA to MP3 as a lossless format. I know giving props to Microsoft is verboten and all, but it’s quite a solid compression format. I’ve got uber-sensitive audiophile ear, and to my mind WMA does the best job of retaining the subtle frequencies that even high bitrate mp3s obliterate.
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My ears aren't that subtle - stupid tinnitus
so I’ve always been perfectly happy with MP3s at a high bitrate (256 and above).
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True
Substance 1987 is at least as good as either of Joy Division’s two LPs. The ridiculous number of hit singles that New Order released aids their case as well.
I don’t particularly like dance music, but I’ve always prefered New Order to Joy Division.
The first disc of Substance is one of the most delightfully consistent and well-paced CDs out there.
The hilarious part is that it’s chronological. And yet it just flows so well. The only thing I’d change (and in my playlists I do) is subtract “Shellshock” and “State Of The Nation” and add in “Procession,” “Leave Me Alone,” “Age Of Consent,” and “Vanishing Point.”
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I agree with that
I usually hate two-disc albums. I’d rather see one absolutely killer single-disc LP. Substance might be the only exception.
False
1. Without Joy Division there would (arguably, of course) be no U2 or the Cure.
2. There are no movies about New Order. There are two about Joy Division.
3. I hate to cite their most famous song, but really, Love Will Tear Us Apart is one of the coolest songs to hear bands cover, and that has to count for something.
4. Joy Division made two absolutely classic albums in much less time than it took New Order to create one.
All good arguments. And yet, I don't derive nearly as much pure pleasure out of JD as I do NO.
The REAL draw of Joy Division is their unspeakable, heartbreaking sincerity. Sure, The Cure did a good job of credibly mining the same doomy proto-gothic atmosphere on Seventeen Seconds, Faith, and Pornography (because Robert Smith was really genuine in his escalating despair at the time), but since then their whole “WOE! PAIN! SUFFERING!” schtick has seemed more than a little farcical given The Cure’s massive success and Smith’s careerism.
Whereas with Joy Division, there’s just no fucking way you can laugh at the self-abnegating nihilism of Ian Curtis’ lyrics because….well, subsequent events proved that he wasn’t kidding one bit. It’s sad but true: Curtis’ suicide vaulted JD into legendary status because it proved, in a perverse way, that he had the courage of his convictions, so to speak.
FWIW, Unknown Pleasures is their best single statement of purpose. Closer is a bit too desiccated and monotonous compared to the debut. “Disorder” and “New Dawn Fades” and “Interzone”…that’s the JD conceit wrapped up right there in three songs.
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Coachella
My Bloody Valentine, Paul McCartney, Morrissey, the Cure, Fleet Foxes, Public Enemy, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Lupe Fiasco, Drive by Truckers, Hercules and the Love Affair, Franz Ferdinand, Beirut, Leonard Cohen, M Ward, Liars.
Every year I fantasize about going to Coachella before inevitably not going. Something tells me this year will be no exception.
Franz Ferdinand is such a fun band.
And you’ve reached the end of my music knowledge.
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Great Odin's Raven!
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Shame that MBV is such an unlistenably terrible band live.
Loveless is a holy grail album, and the surrounding EPs are nearly as good. But most of the rest (including the overrated Isn’t Anything) is pretty shite.
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wait what?
Leonard Cohen at Coachella? That would be awesome. Not awesome enough to make me deal with the heat and the people, but awesome.
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Leonard Cohen is touring because his manager/accountant stole a bunch of his money.
So he’s touring to raise money for his retirement.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
That's some sad shit right there.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 30, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions
Fleet Foxes are fantastic live.
As is Beirut.
I’d love to see Liars live, though. Damn, that’s a strong lineup.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 30, 2009 9:13 AM PST up reply actions
Speaking of live music
Flight Of The Conchords are playing two nights at the Paramount, May 11/12, and one night at the Schnitzer, May 14. Tix for the Portland show go on sale Monday, the Seattle shows don’t have on-sale dates yet.
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Oh man that will be a great show.
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I think they're playing a couple dates in LA too
Yup. May 22 at the County Bowl in Santa Barbara, and May 24 at the Greek Theater. Details.
I saw them at the Sub Pop anniversary show last year and they were indeed awesome.
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Why thank you, good sir!
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My gf and I just Netflixed the first season of the show...
…my god, they’re so gifted. The hype about them is totally justified. The rap song from the 3rd episode in particular (Bret is a “Rhymenoceros!” Jemain is a “Hiphoppopotamus!” His rhymes are bottomless!") is legendary.
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His lyrics are bottomless, technically.
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At some point this weekend when I'm around my computer/music I shall return the upload favor
and upload you a bunch of FoTC. It’s fantastic stuff, and the best part is that it holds up to repeated listenings, unlike a few parody rock acts I could mention COUGHtenaciousDCOUGH.
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They are really quite talented musically, and their brand of comedy is just much more advanced than
the dick jokes of Tenacious D. That said, Tribue is legendary.
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"Tribute" is the one Tenacious D song that really stands up to the test of time.
That said, what distinguishes FoTC is not merely that they’re musically gifted when it comes to pastiche (they do trip-hop, acoustic folk, nu-metal, and Bollywood rap equally well). No, it’s their COMEDIC genius that puts it over the top. Jack Black and that other guy aren’t nearly as good at putting across this stuff with the proper level of parodic self-seriousness that FoTC does. They do SUCH A GOOD JOB of playing the role of musicians who actually believe in the silly tripe they’re writing. Take it from somebody who’s done his share of gigging as a singer/songwriter — those guys NAIL the attitude perfectly.
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The second season is getting off to a good start as far as the comedy goes
The problem is that all the songs from Season 1 were fully formed over several years, and this year’s are all brand new, so they haven’t had time to develop yet, but the comedy is still as spot-on as it was last year. The songs in Episode 2 were better than in the first ep, but still nowhere near where they were last year – but the show itself is still so damn funny it almost doesn’t matter.
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Ehhh...I haven't been thrilled with the two episodes so far.
But you’re right in that the second episode was much better than the first.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 30, 2009 9:37 AM PST up reply actions
I give 'em a pass for the first episode
because they had to find a way to “reset” everybody, and I thought they did as good a job as they could have done with it. Now that everyone’s in their typical roles, it’ll just keep being great.
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Is this the reason they took a year off between the 1st and 2nd seasons?
I noticed that the first season was done in 2007, and that the second season is only starting right now. I’ve done a bit of reading up, and I know that they’ve been together for a decade now…I assume they took a year off to work up new stuff?
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Yup.
They used all their songs in Season 1 and had to scramble to write songs for this season, and according to Jemaine it was not easy to come up with a season’s worth of songs in five months, so they took a bunch of extra time.
The nice thing about this season, though, is that they can integrate the songs and the storylines – last year they had to wedge a storyline into an existing song, which works, but it’s more “seamless” this year so far. Different, but still good.
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I actually rather enjoyed the "wedging", as you call it.
How else do you explain the usage of “Prince of Parties”, etc? It made the plot that much more entertaining.
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Oh, definitely
there wasn’t a bad episode in Season 1. You can tell this season they’ve been given more time and money, though, and so far it’s turning out pretty well too.
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Oh man, this will be much appreciated.
We’re on a FoTC binge in the esoteric household right now…sadly, we have to return one of our DVDs to get the second disc of the FoTC first season from Netflix, so I haven’t seen the last half yet.
Between the “Rhymenceros” rap song and “Inner City Pressure” and “I’m Not Crying” (or whatever it’s called), I’m fucking IN LOVE with these guys. The “Bowie’s In Space” song was merely icing on the cake – I was really impressed with how well Jemain is at imitating all the various voices Bowie’s used over his career.
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The best song they ever did isn't even in the show
All of those are genius, and It’s been talked about here before, but Jenny is absolutely fucking brilliant.
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The Humans Are Dead..
Live, in full, is by far my favorite.
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My gf and I have called each other during the work day at least four times over the past two days singing this line
“The Humans ARE DEAAAD.”
So great. So fucking great. What’s the difference live?
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Banter.
It’s just professional talking, really.
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Come on sucker, lick my battery!
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Thanks for the tip
I’ll have to take Laura to see them at the Paramount. I never enjoyed the band much until I saw them live at Sasquatch (and subsequently at SubPop20) last year.
We might be heading up for one of those shows actually
because we have a conflict with the Portland date. I’ll let you know next week.
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I'll definitely consider going to the Schnitz show. Depends on the price, though.
I saw ‘em live at Sasquatch and wasn’t blown away. But that was also a large festival. I’m sure they’re much better in a more intimate setting.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 30, 2009 9:36 AM PST up reply actions
ahhh.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 30, 2009 9:14 AM PST up reply actions
C-c-c-combo breaker
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by tootthekazoo on Jan 30, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
I always picked Sabrewulf because his moves were the easiest to execute.
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His moves were easiest to just cheese your way to wins.
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Does anyone remember the Killer Instinct 2 soundtrack CD?
They released it with the game for a limited time. There were a couple of good techno songs on there I used to jam out to.
Also, good call on The Instinct.
I still contend that even to this day, it’s the best video game theme of all time. Just a great all around tune.
I hated people who would use Glacious and just uppercut you to death with that damn underground move of his.
I had a friend back in the day who perfected those uppercut combos to where once he got it started
he could keep you in the air until you were dead. It got to a point to where we had to declare Glacious off limits. Kinda like using Oddjob in Goldeneye.
"Uppercut" is one of those words I heard way more often between the ages of 10-15 than I have in the rest of my life combined
by Jeff Sullivan on Jan 30, 2009 2:58 PM PST up reply actions
I went to college in Hartford so this one doesn't apply
by Jeff Sullivan on Jan 30, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions
Did you play a lot of boxing video games or something?
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
I feel like this isn't the sort of thing I should have to explain
by Jeff Sullivan on Jan 30, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions
I just remember playing "Punch Out" and hearing "uppercut! uppercut!" over and over.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Which Punch Out are you referring to?
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by oc on Jan 30, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions
The original Nintendo one if I remember correctly.
It was a long time ago, I could have it confused with some other boxing game (it could even be an arcade game).
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Maybe that was it.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
I don't recall 'uppercut' being a popular phrase with Mike Tyson's Punch Out.
I would have to bestow that distinguishable honor onto Sagat from Street Fighter II.
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by oc on Jan 30, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions
I don't know.
All of the early video games kind of run together in my brain.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Mortal Kombat is the fighting game I associate with uppercuts.
There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!
The original one...the arcade game, not the one for the NES
no Mike Tyson.
Holy smokes I never knew there was such a creation.
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by oc on Jan 30, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions
The more I think about it,
I seem to remember that sounds being constantly in the background when I was at the arcade as a child, so you very well may be right.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
A new punch out is coming out during the summer.
There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!
I can't remember the last time I played a boxing video game.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
I had Round 3 on 360.
While the graphics were remarkable, they slowed the game down a lot, and it just didn’t feel fun.
I have to imagine "WAR" is climbing that ladder.
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by oc on Jan 30, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions
Memo to Turner
I’ve only recently discovered this Rolling Stones song, but it’s one of my favorites yet. Has anyone else heard it?
My only exposure to this song
was in Goodfellas – it was used in one of Ray Liotta’s coke-binge scenes. Great song, from what I remember.
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There are several different versions of it out there.
The best is found on “The Singles Collection – the london years” 3-CD set. A great Mick Jagger track, done for the film Performance.
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I came across a version of it last week
and another version today, both here. At first impression it’s as good as anything else in their catalog.
And I entirely forgot/didn’t realize it was in Goodfellas. I’ll have to go back and listen for it.
Problems today?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
That is tremendous.
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And actually completely real.
Awesome.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.
If airlines cared about the needs of economy class passengers
this might actually accomplish something. Sadly, all the writer will get is some kudos for a well-written letter.
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They invited him to help design some better dishes at their food facility.
According to the article.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Well I certainly can't imagine anyone coming up with something more delicious than sponge shaft.
Good luck topping that, sir.
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I'm just deeply skeptical
that it’s all a PR exercise, that the dishes he designs will never see the light of day. Economy class might as well be the cargo hold of an Irish famine ship for all the airlines care – it’s the business/first class passengers they listen to.
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And his response was,
“I’ll think about it.” That part rubs me the wrong way. If I get a call from Branson inviting me to go spelunking in a backwoods outhouse, I’m pretty much fucking there in minutes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.
I paid $5 for a bag of peanuts for Silas on our recent trip.
Care to guess how pissed off I was? We had actually brought snacks, but the Mrs. made me get the peanuts for him after he whined enough.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.
If a mere $5 bought the silence of a child on an airline
I’d buy the peanuts myself. Don’t get me wrong, I like kids – but I like relative quiet on airplanes.
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Naw, my kid knows better than to annoy others in a small space.
Pimp hand. Yes, Pimp hand.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.
I'm a fan of gags.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Small children on airplanes are unfortunate. You know they are in agony
when the pressure changes, but that doesn’t make tantrums any less annoying.
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Yeah, I definitely empathize with them
it can’t be fun to be that far out of your comfort zone.
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I forgot - when I was on the Oregon coast last week I saw a property for sale.
Pretty large bar, in… .I want to say Lincoln City? For something like $35,000. Not a perfect town for Scrappy’s, but still.
Great Caesar's ghost!
The only problem with Lincoln City is the competition
there’s a big ol’ casino right there that’ll suck up a ton of the business. Good price, though.
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Too far south.
Scrappys and Cannon Beach go together like midgets and monkeys.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Crumpets or English Muffins? Commence!
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I love English muffins when they're piping hot out of the toaster.
Put some peanut butter on them right away, so it gets all melty. Oooooooh shit, I love that so much.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 30, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions
Yes. For peanut butter, english muffins.
I’d still rather have crumpets with a bit of butter.
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English muffing with fried egg, hashbrowns, ketchup and Tabasco.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.
That's.... Interesting.
I shall not comment any further.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Walk away Thingray, just walk away.
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But it's such a fun typo.
Okay…….
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
I didn't type it for you.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Much better.
Sounds tasty.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
What, are you turning into...

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Yes, you're right.
That’s exactly me.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jan 30, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions
By posting Cathy you have forfeited your man card for all eternity.
FOOL!
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This seems contradictory and obvious at the same time.
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Bloody hell. That's Dallas in the background.
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What's wrong with food?
Food is good.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 30, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
Super bowl food: what are your plans?
I was going to buy a few dozen tacos from the nearby taco trucks, but looking at this gives me pause.
Anyone a fan of elaborate football/baseball related snacking, or is it simply inappropriate to distract people from bad food by using bad food as basically Legos?
Last year, my friends and I recreated something from the Grease Trucks at Rutgers.
We went for the Fat Darrel.
The football stadium of crappy food is a way to pawn off crap food.
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My plan is to hang out with a few LL dorks and get drunk.
Our famous chips and trailor park cheese dip, perhaps I’ll even pull out the small grill for some sausage or burgers.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.
I will be going to a house that has a huge double fryer.
So I will be bringing some poppers and home made lumpia.
Oooh, what kind of lumpia?
I need to try this someday.
What else does she put in 'em?
And I assume you’re using the double fryer to give ’em that greasy, crispy goodness, right?
I'll have to ask her because I am not totally sure.
Shoot me an email so I don’t forget.
We usually just pan fry them at home, but we will definitely use my friends fryer on Sunday.
Oh man, I haven't had lumpia since I was a kid.
One good thing about growing up a military brat, there were a lot of Filipinos who went to school with me and would share lumpia.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 30, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
Let Wikipedia be your guide to a most delicious food.
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by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 30, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions
Wow - I need this in my belly.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.
I go to the same place every year,
and the menu changes each time. But I know the food will rock. The only thing we have to make is a “taco dip”. Layer of homemade guac, layer of salsa, layer of refried beans, layer of sour cream, olives and jalepenos on top (note: I think the beans go on the bottom).
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
What's wrong with food?
Are you fasting for some reason?
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
The last shot at the bar may have been a bad idea.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jan 30, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions
Ahhhh...
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 30, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions
I hate how these regrets only occur the following day
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The "uh oh" shot always seems like a good idea...
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I should tattoo that on my forehead.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.
Just like my shot of Jager last Saturday, then
Sounded good in theory. The next day, not so much.
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Probably better than
“I threw Mountain Dew cans out the window while traveling on the freeway”
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jan 30, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions
True, anytime someone makes up temporary bone cancer to get out of work
means it’s been a good night.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jan 30, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions
Don't blame yourself for what other people choose to do.
Unless you physically forced her to drink, it was her decision. She got home safe, you did your job.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Well, considering she isn't really blaming herself
and the fact that I was staying at her house, I’m pretty sure we’re all ok.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jan 30, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
Except for that hangover.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Preemptive regrets would be a great thing.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.
20/20 foresight?
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Not always.
A couple times I’ve had a drink and immediately thought, “Damn, that was a terrible idea.”
There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!
That is the very definition of the "Uh Oh Shot".
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Oh....
THAT kind of “please don’t talk about food” day… Sorry.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
The "crawl under a rock and die" hangover. Hooray!
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This sounds horrible, but I just realized I was at the bar Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and I'm going out tonight.
Granted, one day I simply stopped to drop off softball info, last night I stopped to watch 10 minutes of the husky game and left, but I feel like Pat O’Day for some reason.
Does anyone else start feeling guilty if you go out multiple nights in a row (even if it’s just a quick stop)?
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Haven't gone out to the bar multiple nights in a row in... it's been too long.
Of course, if you REALLY want to feel like Pat O’Day, drink as much as you would’ve at the bar in your own basement. Or more….it’s cheaper!
That’s what I’ve done pretty much every day in January.
But really I had one beer on Tuesday (that I didn't even finish), a decent amount Wednesday, and a beer and a shot last night.
I was home in time to play both Indy and COD5 (Coach does kick ass at this game). So it;s not like I’m closing the bar down every night.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Oh, uh, yeah....I really didn't have much at home either.
Nope, not much at all really. Yyyyeep, just the uh, the one beer I think it was. Pretty much.
Stop looking at me.
Shut up and crack another beer.
Shick Schadel isn’t going anywhere.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
I wasn't celebrating the fact,
just mentioning that I finally played COD5 with him, and I can attest to the fact that he’s very good at that game. Credit where credit is due my friend.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Except for the fact that this particular credit is terrifying
by Robert on Jan 30, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I will venture a guess here and say I doubt he would be as effective if he were holding a real machine gun.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Section: I’m going to kill you all
Row: Die.
Seat: None of you will be alive tomorrow morning.
Section: I’m going to kill you all
Row: Die.
Seat: None of you will be alive tomorrow morning.
Section: I’m going to kill you all
Row: Die.
Seat: None of you will be alive tomorrow morning.
Section: I’m going to kill you all
Row: Die.
Seat: None of you will be alive tomorrow morning.
Section: I’m going to kill you all
Row: Die.
Seat: None of you will be alive tomorrow morning.
Yes, I think you might be.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Once I see him actually be able to lift a heavy machine gun off the ground, I'll start being concerned.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
I haven't seen him use the sniper rifle yet.
He was all machine gun, all the time last night.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
But he knows where you sit.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
This is like giving Hitler the Newberry award for the rough draft of Mein Kemp
by Robert on Jan 30, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Mein Kemp was the Sonics mid 90's.
Mein Kampf was the book.
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Suddenly I'm scared
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I want to know how well he handles a halberd, myself.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I haven't found that weapon in COD5 yet.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Also, I do not have a basement.
Somehow “drinking in the crawl space” doesn’t have the same ring to it.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Don't knock it til you try it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.
The spiders try to take my beer.
And it frightens me.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Apparently not to Kevin.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Just me and the raccoons down here.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.
My friends call me an alcoholic all the time.
I tell them to shut up because I’m always out drinking with them.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
When I'm hung over I want to eat the greasiest food imaginable.
I just ate a ham and gruyere croissant and it wasn’t nearly greasy enough.
by Aaron Campeau on Jan 30, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions
No, sometimes vomitting makes it better
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jan 30, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions
Definitely during a hangover.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
A headline in The Onion yesterday made me laugh
“Tomlin Uses Terrible Towelette To Wipe Players’ Faces Clean”
I'm watching the Super Bowl at my parents house with my grandfather
which means horrible food and no beer.
by Aaron Campeau on Jan 30, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
Fine idea.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Vodka + something red (cranberry juice perhaps).
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
I don't want to get hammered, I just want a couple of beers.
by Aaron Campeau on Jan 30, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions
Don't make it strong, or drink it too fast then.
Are you not allowed to bring beer with you?
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
What about huffing some glue?
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
And also, the point is not getting drunk, it's that I like beer and would enjoy drinking some.
by Aaron Campeau on Jan 30, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions
I see. I usually prefer to be drunk when around my grandparents.
That way it’s easier to trick myself into thinking I haven’t heard all these stories 45 times already.
Drinking yourself into short term memory loss is a tremendous Geriatric Tolerance strategy.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
I would love nothing more than to be drunk when around my grandfather
but the lecture would not be worth it.
by Aaron Campeau on Jan 30, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions
This has both helped and enabled me as well.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.
Perhaps you could subsitute a fine sasparilla or high-end root beer then.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Or get rootbeer for him, beer for you in similar bottles.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
If you want to try to get tricky,
but if grandpa doesn’t like the demon juice, he’ll smell the beer from a mile away.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
It's a shame you can't just enjoy a few beers with your granpappy there.
It’s also a shame that Thingray and I have offered up like 10 solutions that are complete rubbish.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
I can't ever have a beer with my Dad or grandpa either, they're both in AA.
Although I did sit with my Dad after golfing one day, he had an O’Douls or something, and I drank a Henry’s. So I suppose that’s as close as I’ll ever get. Kind of a bummer though.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Hells fucking yes.
Rock Band DLC for Tuesday:
Thin Lizzy – The Boys Are Back in Town
Thin Lizzy – Cowboy Song
Thin Lizzy – Jailbreak
Pat Benatar – Hit Me With Your Best Shot
The Pretenders – Precious
And a couple of crappy Nickelodeon songs.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 30, 2009 11:11 AM PST reply actions
I saw them live a few years ago.
They’re really not the same without Phil.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Awwww, thanks!
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 30, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions
So does LL count as the press?
Do blogs qualify as part of the media?
Small and manageable sig
by .Taylor on Jan 30, 2009 11:43 AM PST reply actions
I would say no and no.
At least not “mainstream media”.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
He's got a regular column in the Sporting News, as well.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.
Hijacking your question to pose one of my own.
When I was doing the Cal portion of my stadium tours, I ended up talking with the press coordinator in the box of RPC Ballpark in SF. He said that media media access is not as static as people think, and that his department has been reaching out to bloggers in the area to fill media spots in the press box. He said that none had been able to do it because you actually have to buy the seats by the year to get the credentials (well, yeah) and none of the bloggers would be able to pull that.
With the good relationship that the FO has with USSM/LL, I wonder if we could come to the same agreement, and have someone from one of our blogs do our own reporting? In terms of cost, how many people showed up at that meetup? How many would pay towards bypassing Baker and others completely? I would be in for a recurring 100$ a season, at least. On a longer shot, maybe getting our fancy new SBN ownership to front some of the cost in trade for the extra exposure and add revenue for breaking our own stories?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Ad revenue*
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Interesting idea.
I don’t know that I’d be willing to pay $100.00 per year for that though.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
I wouldn't want to pay to bypass Baker because Baker is probably better at covering the Mariners than anyone here would be.
No offense to anyone here, of course. But being a reporter is a difficult, thankless, low-paying job in which you see your family about once a year — particularly if you’re covering baseball. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. If someone’s willing to do it for me and do it well, I thank that man and throw him 50 cents for a paper. (There’s a reason I sit at a desk and edit reporters’ copy all day — reporting is hard, and I’m lazy.) Then I come to LL/USSM to get my analysis of the events reported in the paper, and I’d gladly pay for that, too. (I pay in beers.) We like to make fun of local writers because they suck at analysis, but it works both ways. Liking baseball doesn’t make one a capable journalist.
As for access, I can’t speak for every media outlet, but the paper I work for pays $0 for access to the Padres and Chargers press boxes. There’s obviously a difference in readership between a big-city newspaper and a baseball blog, so who knows what the threshold is for getting credentials. (Broadcasting is a different beast, of course, and I’m not very familiar with that.)
Your idea is an interesting one, but I just don’t think it’s realistic. I’ll make fun of my own industry when I say there’s a reason that guys who have minds capable of doing the advanced baseball analysis we enjoy online didn’t get communications degrees. There are better jobs in other industries, where you can do what you’re good at AND work 9 to 5 and take the weekends off. Call me old school, but I’d rather leave the reporting to the crazy bastards who enjoy doing it (whether they reside on the Internet, on TV or in a newspaper) and come here for the analysis.
The Blazers SBN blog actually has someone with Press credentials, and it makes for awesome reading as they can ask questions to Nate McMillian after games and such.
There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!
Curse you!
Actually, you raise an excellent point here.
Small and manageable sig
by .Taylor on Jan 31, 2009 1:13 AM PST up reply actions
7% drop rate update:
It requires 176 tries before the drop occurs.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
This does not seem like a good use of time.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.
3.8 E-5...
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
You keep your fancy numbertating to yerself.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Well, if you've seen Varsity Blues, the key to getting someone to drop something...
Percocet, two Vicodin, and a couple of beers.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
I put all that in my computer, but now it's just running funny.
Should I try some pine cone liquor?
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Probably not,
but I need something to do at work while reports are printing and I’m playing with other people’s money.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Fuck that noise!
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
You should fornicate with a specific wave traveling through the air that the human ear can interpret as sound.
There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!
Giggity Giggity Gigahertz
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Jan 30, 2009 12:41 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
The sheer brilliance of this post must be awarded with a rec.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.
+1 indeed.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
I'm just kidding
and look at all the recs you got out of it!
by seattlebruin on Jan 30, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions
Don't be
That was one of the funnier things I’ve seen on this sight. Screw sb for pretending like it bothered him
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jan 30, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions
I'll spare you the rest of the future setup then.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
1:49 on the capitol challenge
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
Nice.
I would be hard pressed to type that looking at a list of them.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
I've memorized a list for highway purposes starting from the west coast
Washington, Oregon, California, Idaho, Nevada, Arizona, Montana, Wyoming, Utah, New Mexico, ND, SD, NE, CO, KS, TX, OK, MN, IA, MO, AR, LA, WI, IL, KY, TN, MS, MI, IN, OH, WV, VA, NC, GA, AL, SC, PA, MD, FL, NY, NJ, DE, VT, MA, CT, NH, RI, ME, AK, HI
Bonus points to those who can correctly identify the pattern
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
for (i = 0; i < easternstates; i++){
for (j = 0; j < shouthernmoststate; j++){
System.out.print(state[i][j]);
}
}
There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!
by joof on Jan 30, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
You forgot to add the clause dictating that non-contiguous states should be tacked on at the end.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
I also forgot to declare i and j.
/me shrugs.
There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!
Shazam
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Except the Kansas and South Carolina exceptions
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More importantly, Arredondo looks like MJ post-zombie transition in Thriller.
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Good thing he's a good pitcher, 'cause he has one goofy-ass last name.
...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.
by oc on Jan 30, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions
This is the MySpace page of the band I'm going to see tonight.
It’s their last show for 6 months (and honestly I think they’re going to break up). Click on track #2 ("Mannequin") and track 3 (“I Order The Sun”) to hear why I think it’s going to be a real loss if they do. Beautiful, dreamy, well-constructed music.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Dammit, listen to this stuff! It's good!
The only friend I have in the Chicago music scene is a guy who’s actually made it (relatively) big recently, by the name of Andrew Bird. Horse In The Sea isn’t as talented and idiosyncratic as Andrew, but they’re both working in the same “clever pop” vein that I’ve come to appreciate so much in recent years.
And if you don’t know about Andrew Bird, I pity ye.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
I don't like Andrew Bird.
Am I fired?
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 30, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions
Adios, muchacho.
Seriously though, his last three albums have all been pretty magnificent in my opinion. Armchair Apocrypha is the best though, and probably the most instantly accessible with “Fiery Crash,” “Heretics,” and “Darkmatter.”
I’ll admit I’m biased, though. I’d listen to 45 minutes of Andy whistling.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
Bird is as awesome as he is prolific.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.
Also check out Jonathan Vanderslice.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.
Maybe I should give him another shot.
I haven’t listened to him since college, and that was when his latest album was “The Swimming Hour”.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 30, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions
Oh wow, he's REALLY moved on since then.
His last three albums are a radical departure. The most recent one just came out, and it’s pretty sweet indeed, but I rate Armchair the highest so far. Keep in mind that many fans still prefer Andrew Bird And The Mysterious Production Of Eggs, though.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
If most people can spell the word "infinite" why do so many people misspell the word "definite"?
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 30, 2009 1:36 PM PST reply actions
You are attempting to apply logic to stupidity. In my experience, the latter exists due to the lack of the former.
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Because some people (like me) can be idiots.
I have certain words that just confound me for some reason, even though when I stop and think for a second, it’s not that hard.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
I would say the most likely culprit is the habit of typing "ere" and "ete".
It seems much more natural than “e?i”.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
People tend to misspell words that they pronounce wrong.
And, at least to me, the word often sounds a lot like “definate.” It’s a very subtle difference, but I hear it a lot.
I buy this to be less than 80% BS.
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Whooo! University of Portland beat San Diego, and Gonzaga took out St. Mary's star player, who we play tomorrow!
We’re looking at second place here! Second Place! Second place! Second Place! (Fuck you Gonzaga)
There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!
Patty Mills was UNCONCSIOUS last night until the wrist injury.
That was the single most absurd stretch of shooting I’ve seen since TMac did his little ditty on San Antonio a few years back.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
Thats what I heard. Something like 6-7 on 3 pointers in 12 minutes before he hurt his wrist. Absolutely rediculous.
There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!
I never really got the hype about Mills, but
apparently it’s well deserved. Forget the shooting thing; that was impressive, but it was just so noticeable that they had no idea how to move the ball or get shots w/o Mills on the court.
He makes Omar Samhan look like a decent player, which is pretty staggering given what Omar Samhan looks like w/o Mills.
Omar Samhan looks like a chubby clod with a chin strap.
You’re right, Patty Mills is a very good player. You know you’re doing something right when Chris Paul plays against you and is impressed.
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Nope. Wake me up at 5.9.
But if that giant hand dude would stop poking us, we’d probably have less earthquakes.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
My quakes go up to 11
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I love this comment:
— “felt like a small hippo slamming into the side of the apartment building.” – Roedy in Victoria, B.C.
by Aaron Campeau on Jan 30, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions
Yes. Because small hippos quite often run into apartment buildings, so he obviously must know what that feels like.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Hippos often confuse buildings with small white balls.
There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!
by joof on Jan 30, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Don't run around naked by hippos then.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
I'm sorry, it's Friday and I couldn't resist.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Is the viaduct still standing?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
Yep. Didn't even crack.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
...
…
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
It gets deeper.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 30, 2009 2:14 PM PST up reply actions
...
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/1/30/719440/otdod-1-13-9-i-m-truly-out#11848367
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Oh shizz!
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 30, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions
Who's enigma?
Is it buttered?
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Baconpig?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
And to cover my ass...
baconpigs look delicious.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Cover your ass with bacon?
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
I'm not Kevin.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Hey! I resemble that remark.
My baconpants are quite fashionable.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.
I read this as "baconparts"
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 30, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions
I felt the Nisqually quake.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
That last one I remember feeling was centered on Maury Island. It was around ~1995, I think.
I haven’t lived in Western Washington since 2000, but I now I live in Southern California, so you’d think I’d feel one one of these days.
Don't you have a volcano about to erupt?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Supposedly.
I was kind of hoping it might postpone my flight back to work but no such luck.
Fear the NPE
I thought it was just my delerium tremens.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.
Were you muffing those tremens?
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 30, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions
Sure, blame it on the poor dog.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
I know.
My cats never flush the toilet either.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
My cat never flushed the couch after she used it.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
Yeah, she didn't flush Toots pillow either.
That little betch.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
No, a cycle can be stopped.
Throw a stick in the wheel.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jan 30, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, I know better than to continue this.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.
My cats actaully do this with their water dish for some reason.
They like to knock the snot out of it before they take a drink. I’m not sure why…
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
What, exactly, is the point of an organic donut?
These taste like butt.
by waldo rojas on Jan 30, 2009 2:54 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I don't know.
That’s like a “diet” ultimate cheeseburger or something.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
There should be nothing in an organic donut making it 'taste like butt'.
It would mean that your flour, sugar, etc is grown without chemicals.
Something saying “natural” or “healthy,” on the other hand, might be trying for an entirely different type of donut, rather than simply ‘organic’.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jan 30, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions
I'm sure nothing is SUPPOSED to taste like butt.
Although I think I’ve eaten some foods that have managed to succeed at it.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Pork butt is absolutely fabulous.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
I'm into the organic kind myself.
...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.
by oc on Jan 30, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions
Organic butt is wonderful stuff.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
No religion.
We’re talking about organic meats here.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
This isn't exactly the Butt Shack.
...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.
by oc on Jan 30, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions
This is the 'Out Of Ideas' Edition of the Off-Topic FanPost Of The Day series.
...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.
by oc on Jan 30, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions
HAVE PEOPLE SUDDENLY BECOME FUNCTIONALLY RETARDED AND COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN LL'S GENERAL GUIDELINE FOR COMMENT QUALITY
no chatspeak
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don't be mean unless you're Graham
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Pork butt is a real food.
It tastes wonderful, and especially so when it is organic. If there is a cheap laugh because of the word “butt” so be it.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Have you read the OFFTOPs the past few days?
by Aaron Campeau on Jan 30, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions
They've been pretty dreadful and I share Robert's sentiment.
by Aaron Campeau on Jan 30, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions
Here's your blankie.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
You don't have to be retired
you can just be in a position of power with an office to yourself.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jan 30, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions
If I take a nap it ruins the rest of my day.
Once I’m asleep, I want to stay asleep for an extended period of time.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Do they really take siestas in Mexico?
...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.
by oc on Jan 30, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions
What would be the harm in institutionalizing half-hour nap breaks at work and schools?
...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.
I just skip over the topics I don't enjoy.
Like the punk rock subthread. I’m not really into punk, so I didn’t read it.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
There's a difference between a topic that you don't enjoy and 250 poop jokes.
by Aaron Campeau on Jan 30, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions
I can skip over 250 posts about punk rock as easily as I can skip over 250 poop jokes.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Guess what?
One is allowed at LL and one isn’t. I’ll leave it up to you to guess which one it is.
by JI on Jan 30, 2009 7:56 PM PST up reply actions
My point is more that the 250 poop jokes aren't necessary.
by Aaron Campeau on Jan 30, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions
I contributed to this, and I'm sorry.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.
There's no sense in assigning blame because a ton of people were involved.
I just wish that the quality, creativity and intelligence level of the comments would come back up a bit.
by Aaron Campeau on Jan 30, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions
I guess I just don't see the real problem with the occasional "low class" run of jokes.
Lightens the mood. Many of us might be posting a poop joke one second, then posting a very intelligent response to something about styles of cuisine or cooking the next. I see nothing wrong with mixing it up.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Not to rock the boat here,
but it doesn’t seem to me that poop jokes have been an ongoing problem.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
It's sophomoric humor in general.
The purpose of the OFFTOPs was to keep the baseball threads on topic and they have largely been successful. They’re still a part of LL though, and LL (even the comments) are a reflection of the authors.
The OFFTOPs aren’t chat rooms and the comments should be held to the same standards as they are on the rest of the blog. Over the past few weeks (at least) the quality of the comments has been pretty poor, and I think it’s in our best interest to try and bring the quality level back up to standards.
by Aaron Campeau on Jan 30, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions
I understand.
Although GTE is not much better.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Typing screamed obscenities because of one game seems a bit outrageous to me,
but I really don’t want to argue here. I kind of agree with both sides.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
No offense but I don't understand how someone like you ended up in a place like this
by Jeff Sullivan on Jan 30, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions
You could say the same about me, or half the people here.
And there really is no good simple answer….
I'd say you came here for the beer but you were posting long before I could drink
by Jeff Sullivan on Jan 30, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions
I'm not exactly sure I understand.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
My mistake,
The way my screen is formatted it looked like a direct reply to my obscenities comment.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
I had a Barely Legal Jeff joke ready to go
but that wouldn’t be Raising the Tone.
If Vatinius were to make a Barely Legal Jeff photoshop I don't know if I would ban him or rec him
by Jeff Sullivan on Jan 30, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions
I'm amazed how Vatinius just swooped in
and has completely obliterated pretty much every photoshop job ever created here in a short time.
And there have been ALOT of shop jobs at this place.
Thingray was around long before LL evolved into what it is today?
LL2009 is way different from LL2005
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I'm like UID 520 something.
I’ve been here a while, but I’m not one of the earliest members.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
LL2006 is way different from LL 2009
Hell, LL2007 is way different from LL2009
LL has become a totally different animal in the last year or so
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Inevitable and we're doing the best we can
by Jeff Sullivan on Jan 30, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Not saying it's a bad thing
Just saying it is a thing
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The only solution is for you to restart Leone for Third and not tell anybody about it
Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org
or ban everybody and start from scratch
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I only blame KnightofKingK
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Don't be mean unless you're Graham
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Don't be mean unless you're Graham
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And it hasn't been Corco's fault!
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Wait...
You bought an organic donut? What the hell were you thinking?
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Again, it's not "healthy" or "natural" but rather that there are no pesticides.
There is nothing about that donut that should differentiate it just based on ‘organic’.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jan 30, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions
While your point is correct I would argue that organic food generally tastes better
because more of an effort is made to use quality ingredients and it is generally better prepared.
by Aaron Campeau on Jan 30, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions
However if you know it is organic ahead of time your perception is probably already biased in its favor
by Jeff Sullivan on Jan 30, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions
I do agree with you however
and the whole purpose of my job is to get more natural flavors out on the market.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jan 30, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions
I think artificial flavors and processed food has become so much the norm
that a lot of people have forgotten what food is actually supposed to taste like. Once you’ve retrained your palette you realize how amazing natural foods are.
by Aaron Campeau on Jan 30, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions
We started our veggie garden a few years back,
and it’s amazing what carrots, tomatoes, etc actually taste like fresh from the vine/ground.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
It can't be entirely psycho-somatic.
My roommates dragged me to an Anchorage restaurant called Organic Oasis while kicking and screaming. I am a product of the fast food generation and was not pleased to eat at a “hippy wheatgrass granola shit house.” But damned if it wasn’t just crazy good and totally changed my mind about buying organic.
Fear the NPE
I will admit there I am partially biased towards liking organic food
but I think that’s a byproduct of it being generally better.
by Aaron Campeau on Jan 30, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions
And slightly more expensive.
...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.
by oc on Jan 30, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions
It's not totally psychological
but that’s a big part of it, whether you prefer organic foods or dislike them.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jan 30, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions
Wait, what?
Your job… in a lab… is to get more natural flavors out on the market?
I guess I have no idea what you do.
I extract and separate compounds from plants for purposes of identifying a natural cooling agent or sweetness enhancer
by Jeff Sullivan on Jan 30, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions
That sounds like a really interesting job.
Sure beats accounting.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
So interesting that I have 1235 games played in my Freecell statistics database
by Jeff Sullivan on Jan 30, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions
So it's interesting, but not very time consuming.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Fascinating
I know it must have been going on for decades, but it seems like I’ve heard more about this sort of thing in the past 4-5 years than the previous 20.
It's definitely the "in" thing to do right now
that is, supplying natural flavors, given the current consumer backlash against artificial chemicals. Which – well, don’t get me started, but anyway.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jan 30, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions
This is getting to be LLLJ so I should now close the subthread
but: hooray Agilent!
by Jeff Sullivan on Jan 30, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions
And by organic I mean alive at one point.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.
Well then fuck tofu!!
*disclaimer – I realize it was living soy beans, and I enjoy tofu.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
You can leave "organic" out of this statement aand it is still true.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Isn't all beer organic?
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Last time I checked pesticides are still used on most crops.
by Aaron Campeau on Jan 30, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions
Ah that defines organic
I always get confused by exactly what people mean by organic
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Anything grown without the use of pesticides.
Where meat is concerned the feed must also be organic and hormones cannot be used.
by Aaron Campeau on Jan 30, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions
It is ridiculously easy to meet "organic" standards in the US.
Which allows food companies to slap on an organic label and charge more for their product. An organic label is not necessarily a harbinger of quality.
I did not mean to imply organic=butt across the board.
However there are some food items that are meant to be made with processed foodstuffs, a donut being one of them.
Got that right.
...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.
by oc on Jan 30, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions
Not necessarily, but no food is no food worth eating is "meant to be made with processed foodstuffs".
by Aaron Campeau on Jan 30, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions
Doughnuts have been around a lot longer than processed food.
by Aaron Campeau on Jan 30, 2009 4:50 PM PST up reply actions
And were likely delicious, as they would have been fried in beef tallow
or some such animal fat. I’m guessing these things were fried in expeller-pressed safflower oil, which simply doesn’t get the job done.
One of the best things I have ever eaten was a freshly made organic twinkie.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Organic and processed are not exclusive which is the point I'm trying to get across.
Ever seen an organic frozen dinner?
Processed.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jan 31, 2009 9:43 AM PST up reply actions
I hate this spelling of doughnut.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jan 30, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions
I've always wondered where the "nut" portion of the name came from to begin with.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
I always thought it was because it was in the shape of a nut that fits a bolt.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.
That could very well be the reason.
I had never thought of that.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
So far as I am aware it is a variation of a German word and 'nut' is purely conincidental.
by Aaron Campeau on Jan 30, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions
Or it could be this.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
I'll negate you with my long link alright.
by Aaron Campeau on Jan 31, 2009 10:24 PM PST up reply actions
Woohoo!
Xbox Live-ers, double XP this weekend PLUS Mercenary Team Deathmatch is back!
That sounds way out of my league.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Mercenary TD = good for yourself
no enemy teams to play against
by seattlebruin on Jan 30, 2009 4:31 PM PST up reply actions
Somehow I get the feeling I'd be slaughtered in Mercenary.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Did one of you assholes use my facebook information to order me a pizza?
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Well that's unfortunate, but you don't have to accept the pizza right?
If you did, was it delicious?
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
I said " I didn't order a pizza"
and they said “Is xxx your address?” and I said “Yes” and then they said “Huh, somebody must have screwed up the address”
And he walked away
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Well that happens. Unless he had your name too (or some fake name like Mike Hawk or something)
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
It wasn't paid for
and I already have delicious Walmart take and bake pizza
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You give -anyone- ideas by posting personal information on the Web.
Maybe I’m paranoid because my place just got burglarized, but I’m not trying to help anyone learn anything about me.
Oh, the excitement.
Mariners Caravan on the Mariners Monthly!
ooooh, Tug Hullett.
no, really. That’s what it said on the graphic.
Recommendations for an intro to Excell tutorial?
Excell for Dummies type of thing? Starting from scratch with the program, so that is a consideration.
There are a couple that I loan people (when they can ask me in person).
Some people love the Teach Yourself Visually series, and swear by them.
I personally find that people have more success actually learning it from the Step by Step books.
I suggest taking a look at both of those in a physical store first, and see which writing style you like better. Oh, and check http://www.bookpool.com when you make your decision. Sometimes they will have insane deals on textbooks and tech books, but it varies by the day.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
Lattes with "full release" are just around the corner:
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2008691506_signs31.html?syndication=rss
My favorite quote:
“Apostrophes denote possessions that are no longer accurate, and are not needed,” he said. “More importantly, they confuse people. If I want to go to a restaurant, I don’t want to have an A-level (high-school diploma) in English to find it.”
There’s so much wrong with that statement I don’t even know where to begin.
Welcome to Lazy America, ken I tak ur ordar?
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
What's funny is that Birmingham is in England.
by Aaron Campeau on Jan 31, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
I posted before I read the article, which only makes my case stronger (albeit against myself).
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
I no longer acknowledge the United Kingdom as the official home of the English language
They just murdered it
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Needs more yelling.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
who the fuck is that
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That movie previewed before Snakes on a Plane.
And during the scene where he chains the girl up, some guy in the theater yelled, “SKANKS ON A CHAIN!” which made the 10 people in the theater laugh.
There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!
I hate the fact that my FC is from this city now.
Seriously—apostrophes are outdated?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jan 31, 2009 5:00 PM PST up reply actions
Boo Ya!
Pilots beat St. Mary’s! Second Place bitches!
There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!
SMU with Mills: top 25 team
SMU w/o Mills: 5th best WCC team.
Pretty amazing.

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