I was watching SportsCenter this morning while eating breakfast (as I normally do...because, really, what else is on at 6:45 in the morning?) And according to Josh Elliot, Aaron Heilman was traded to the Cubs from the Mets for two players. Seriously, WTF? Is it that hard to look at the transaction reports? Isn't that their job?
It reminds me of the Incredibad song "Ka-Blamo". And I quote:
When you're mining for coal and you forget what coal is. And you're sure to be fired because THAT'S YOUR JOB.