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I was watching SportsCenter this morning while eating breakfast (as I normally do...because, really, what else is on at 6:45 in the morning?) And according to Josh Elliot, Aaron Heilman was traded to the Cubs from the Mets for two players. Seriously, WTF? Is it that hard to look at the transaction reports? Isn't that their job?

 

It reminds me of the Incredibad song "Ka-Blamo". And I quote:

When you're mining for coal and you forget what coal is. And you're sure to be fired because THAT'S YOUR JOB.

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they both start with M?

He could have said the Marlins?

by msb on Jan 29, 2009 8:04 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Has Manny signed with anyone yet?

Every time I turn on the MLB Network and to a lesser extent SportsCenter, they start and finish with Manny’s situation. I’m still not sure what that situation is, but they’ve spent countless hours on end trying to explain it. It doesn’t surprise me that they do that at the expense of something that actually happened.

by PascoJoe on Jan 29, 2009 8:12 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Josh Elliot does not deserve a job.

And I mean anywhere, much less on SportsCenter.

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Juuuust a bit outside!!
http://www.rightfieldbleachers.com

by Jack Moore on Jan 29, 2009 8:19 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

He is a huge tool.

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phildopip on Jan 29, 2009 8:24 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Whoops.

Evidently his last name is spelled “Elliott”, because there is a Josh Elliot who has a different job all together.

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phildopip on Jan 29, 2009 8:25 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

No that's the same guy.

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!

by abender20 on Jan 29, 2009 9:07 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That's ok, I was cruising threw the BCB comments on the trade yesterday

and most of them were bitching about how Heilman sucked while he was in Seattle.

by Goose on Jan 29, 2009 8:34 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Bahahaha.

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phildopip on Jan 29, 2009 8:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

To be fair, he really did have a bad outing at FanFest.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.

by kevin_ess on Jan 29, 2009 8:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It's true! He couldn't even win a damn game!

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!

by abender20 on Jan 29, 2009 8:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Great, so now we gave up someone who pitched a perfect game for us?????

WE’LL SEE WHAT THE PI COMMENTERS HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS!!!

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jan 29, 2009 9:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm bored... commence Mariner Haiku competition.

GO!

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!

by abender20 on Jan 29, 2009 8:36 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

fine I'll kick it off you lazy sods...

Johjima is gay
Makes a pass at Ichiro
Loves double play balls

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!

by abender20 on Jan 29, 2009 8:38 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I suck at poetry.

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phildopip on Jan 29, 2009 8:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It's just a haiku man... 5 7 5 go!

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!

by abender20 on Jan 29, 2009 8:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

actually, I'll bait you and Toot into it...

Hey go count your dick!
Ha Ha your grandpa’s an ass
Chickenshit bullshit

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!

by abender20 on Jan 29, 2009 8:51 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Awesome.

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phildopip on Jan 29, 2009 8:53 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ha

Kurt Russell sure does hustle
Hes in big trouble in little china
And he gets Goldie Hawns Vagina

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 29, 2009 9:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Content A+, Haiku format... F

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!

by abender20 on Jan 29, 2009 9:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I forgot how my original went

But I used to have the format right.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 29, 2009 9:33 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Kurt Russell hustles:

Big Trouble, Little China.
Gets Goldie Hawn Vag.

something like that?

by marc w on Jan 29, 2009 9:46 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

That's your winner.

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!

by abender20 on Jan 29, 2009 9:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Bait taken

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 10:02 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Here's one

GM Zduriencik
Always makes the team better.
AHEM, Bavasi

by Gomez on Jan 29, 2009 8:35 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

So, who here owns a home computer?

If you do, this may be of interest – according to 1981, apparently at some point in the future you’ll be able to – are you sitting down? – READ THE NEWSPAPER on your home computer! I can’t wait.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jan 29, 2009 8:54 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit.

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phildopip on Jan 29, 2009 8:55 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Haha.
Of the estimated two- to three-thousand home-computer owners in the Bay Area…

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phildopip on Jan 29, 2009 8:57 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I loved the caption

“Richard Halloran – Owns Home Computer”. Ah, the days when computer ownership was as rare as owning a dinosaur skull.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jan 29, 2009 9:00 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not downloading ANYTHING onto this computer except Kung Fu.

This is a Kung Fu only machine.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.

by kevin_ess on Jan 29, 2009 9:01 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm waiting for the page reader thingy, like they had in Minority Report. Those would be cool.

And all those guys can snap their paper perfectly at the crease when they turn the page can suck it.

by Kermit. on Jan 29, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That would be a stellar way to read the paper.

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!

by abender20 on Jan 29, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Does anyone know a good way to clean the inside of a laptop?

My 4 year old spilled milk on my laptop and now all of the keys are sticky when I type. I know I’ll have to unscrew the bottom and get at the insides, but is there a good product that will actually clean the machine without destroying anything? Thanks for the help.

"Beer is ... love ..." Ben Franklin

by Jed MC on Jan 29, 2009 9:08 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Excellent advice, sir

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 10:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Depending on your laptop, it may be cheaper/easier to replace the keyboad

You can buy replacement keyboards on eBay for ~$20 for most laptops. Assuming you know your way around a screwdriver, you can do the replacement yourself.

Look for the manufacturer’s service manual online for how to remove the keyboard.

by PDXTai on Jan 29, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Who else here follows college football recruiting (besides my ASU namesake)?

This has been a pretty crazy season so far.

I love watching signing day and the all-star games just to see who the talented players will pick (even though I get sad at 70% of the choices…)

by seattlebruin on Jan 29, 2009 9:17 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Just shady Husky recruiting in the news.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.

by kevin_ess on Jan 29, 2009 9:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Funny how Sarkisian and Kiffin get busted for the same thing

And then a recruit comes out and says they did the same thing at USC and, of course, not even a slap on the wrist. Just goes to show ya..

by seattlesundevil on Jan 29, 2009 9:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I have to say

I keep waiting for Sark to say “but we ALWAYS did it that way at USC…”

by msb on Jan 29, 2009 9:31 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It really is just a matter of time...

I don’t understand how all these former USC coaches getting busted doesn’t reflect back on SC the way it oughta.. well.. I guess the $$$ factor could shield a bit

by seattlesundevil on Jan 29, 2009 9:35 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Vontaze Burfict is 80-20 ASU now!

I know I was specifically singled out – but oh well

by seattlesundevil on Jan 29, 2009 9:25 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I hope Sporting News is right for the first time in a while

See?

Good job on Burfict, keeps a good (albeit not too bright) player from sc.

P.S. have you heard anything on the Randall Carroll recruitment? There’ve been rumors everywhere from he’s now an sc lock to he’s Oklahoma bound to he’s guaranteed for UCLA if he gets admitted.

by seattlebruin on Jan 29, 2009 9:30 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

See, I am hearing Te'o is a USC 'lock'

But I am always weary with those mormon mission guys.. they always seem to end up at BYU when they get back.. Like Max Hall – oh how I would have loved to have kept him instead of Rudy C.

Carroll is down to USC, UCLA and ASU – his visit to Oklahoma just doesn’t seem genuine to me. I would guess he stays at one of the LA schools at this point.

by seattlesundevil on Jan 29, 2009 9:34 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I doubt the Sporting News knows any more than you do, I'm just praying they get this one right =(

sounds like we’ve been hearing the same things on Carroll. I really want this guy, not sure why most UCLA fans are down on him. Then of course, I’m a tools whore when looking at HS prospects in football or hoops, and Carroll certainly has projectable, DeSean Jackson-like tools.

by seattlebruin on Jan 29, 2009 9:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh for sure..

I am just dreaming that we get him, and are able to steal two blue chippers from USC in the final week.. They have FIVE soft verbals right now – I gotta imagine something is getting leaked there.

I wrote about this last night (not spam!) and it apparently got posted on some USC board somewhere because I am getting all sorts of Trojan ‘faithful’ (haha yeah, right) on there trying to rip me a new one, but losing in-area recruits to fellow pac-10 teams? That just seems like quite a dramatic shift

by seattlesundevil on Jan 29, 2009 9:40 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The worst thing that could possibly happen to them is to start losing guys to ASU and UCLA

Berkeley and Stanford were always occasionally stealing someone from them, but if they start to lose guys to the sleeping giant (ASU) and the historically overrated program (UCLA), and get probation… things could go downhill fast.

Personally, I look at them like Miami (FL) from the late 90’s/early 2000’s. They just fell off the face of the earth after the Ed Reed/Willis McGahee class left.

by seattlebruin on Jan 29, 2009 9:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This is Nola's worst nightmare subthread...

Sorry Nola

Yeah, I don’t think USC knows how to react when this starts happening. I mean, they won’t be falling out of the top-15 for recruiting classes, but the significant talent drop off if they lose out on the handful of guys that are soft verbals could really hurt soon.

Also, I don’t know if it is just me, but Matt Barkley is completely unamazing. No way is he the #1 player in the country

by seattlesundevil on Jan 29, 2009 9:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

She can just scroll down

That’s what I do when I’m not interested.

by JI on Jan 29, 2009 9:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I've seen him several times (those HS spotlight games they do are like the NBA on TNT, they always show the same teams)

so I’ve seen Mater Dei a bunch of times. He’s good, a Pac-Ten level starter, but I remember being WAY more impressed with Sanchez when he was at Mission Viejo.

Barkley’s got a good arm, but it’s nothing special as far as I can tell. Maybe he does something in game prep that sets him apart, but as far as I’m concerned he’s just a good quarterback on an awesome team

by seattlebruin on Jan 29, 2009 9:54 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You forgot to mention that Randall Carroll is looking at UCLA, his supposed leader, you bastard!

Though it sounds like Devon Flournoy is indeed going to be a Trojan. Oh well… Carroll’s a better prospect IMO, anyway.

by seattlebruin on Jan 29, 2009 9:57 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

As an aside, how is Kemonte Bateman doing at ASU?

I was really disappointed when he didn’t qualify. I thought our Crenshaw pipeline had finally produced the killer wideout we’ve been missing since Craig Bragg left

by seattlebruin on Jan 29, 2009 9:59 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He actually greyshirted

So he is all qualified and ready for next season!

by seattlesundevil on Jan 29, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Bateman sure is a demon

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ha!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.

by kevin_ess on Jan 29, 2009 9:28 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

That'll be my kid

He has a cheapo MP3 player that his mom got him for Christmas. He asked me to take off all the “wussy girl songs” (his words, by the way) and load it with some “rocking songs,” specifically Wykydtron by 3 Inches of Blood, and the new Mudvayne single, plus a few other favorites of his. Whenever I think on whether or not I’m doing right as a parent I remind myself of how good his music taste is

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Same with mine. He wants an mp3 player with ACDC and Mastodon on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.

by kevin_ess on Jan 29, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Of course, the Mrs. has him listening to Mates of State, too, so there's that.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.

by kevin_ess on Jan 29, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ew.

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phildopip on Jan 29, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This makes my little brother listening to the Veronicas not so bad.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Jan 29, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

My sound is disabled at work. I ve never heard them.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.

by kevin_ess on Jan 29, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes you have

You must have been more drunk than I thought on Friday. They were playing in my car, and you said they sounded awesome

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Rosenthal today

drops in with "The Mariners view Abreu as an ideal fit, major-league sources say, but it is unclear whether they can afford him. "

by msb on Jan 29, 2009 9:32 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Keep the dream alive...

Dear Ken Rosenthal
You work hard but not so smart
GMZ’s no fool

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!

by abender20 on Jan 29, 2009 9:34 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Isn't that last one 6?

Fool is 2 syllables, isn’t it?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Jan 29, 2009 9:48 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Unless you pull a Mr. T, I suppose.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Jan 29, 2009 9:49 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Mr. T style indeed... ful.

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!

by abender20 on Jan 29, 2009 9:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I've always said it as two.

Foo-l.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Jan 29, 2009 9:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

I’ve never heard it pronounced as two. Interesting.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jan 29, 2009 9:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Fool is and will always be one syllable.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.

by kevin_ess on Jan 29, 2009 9:53 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

"L" is a syllable now?

Pronouncing ‘fool’ as two syllables seems like a strange affectation – like pronouncing all of the ‘syllables’ in vegetables or something.
Maybe this is regional, or even a patois. If so, yay for acblue!

by marc w on Jan 29, 2009 9:53 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The word comes out of my mouth as "foowel" with a very light w sound.

So it sounds kinda drawn out. But it’s definitely not two syllables.

by Teej on Jan 29, 2009 9:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You could make it two

because of poetic license, bending the word to fit the meter etc. but officially it’s a one syllable word.

by JI on Jan 29, 2009 9:59 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I grew up in OR.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Jan 29, 2009 10:25 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

South Oregon!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.

by kevin_ess on Jan 29, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Portland suburbs.

Nice try though.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Jan 29, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

South Portland Suburbs!

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes. It's really good.

I did the same thing – just avoided it completely until I bought one of them matador singles on a lark.

by marc w on Jan 29, 2009 9:54 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He's like the rock version of Lil' Wayne.

He’ll be dead by 30 but holy hell is he good.

by acblue on Jan 29, 2009 9:55 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

House fans...

I like this

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.

by kevin_ess on Jan 29, 2009 9:37 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Well,

Huntington’s disease
13’s nerves are breaking down
Hotness still intact

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!

by abender20 on Jan 29, 2009 9:45 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

sigh

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jan 29, 2009 9:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

A byproduct of boredom, no doubt.

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!

by abender20 on Jan 29, 2009 9:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

*preaching

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.

by kevin_ess on Jan 29, 2009 10:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I was kidding.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.

by kevin_ess on Jan 29, 2009 10:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It's generally not a good sign when you look like a drug addict

BEFORE you go off on nightly coke binges.

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!

by abender20 on Jan 29, 2009 10:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno I think she looks ok in non-candid photos

I think people have too a high of standard when it comes to celebrities

by JI on Jan 29, 2009 10:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

She was actually quite pretty before all the drugs and plastic surgery.

And I agree about standards for celebrities being way too high.

by acblue on Jan 29, 2009 11:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Don't click this link

What she was >>>> what she is >>>>>>>>>> what she will become.
Not for the faint of heart

by PDXTai on Jan 29, 2009 10:19 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think she's hot

and even if did I wouldn’t acknowledge that because that’s the whole reason she’s on the show.

by JI on Jan 29, 2009 9:58 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

13 is not hot

She’s annoying as hell.

by JI on Jan 29, 2009 10:01 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Kudos on the Heilman pun.

Good show, sir.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Jan 29, 2009 9:47 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Those'll look better in cub blue anyways.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Jan 29, 2009 10:10 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

So I cooked some Pop Tarts in the microwave here at work today

Instructions say to cook on High for 3 seconds, but that does absolutely nothing to them. I had to cook them for like 25 seconds, and they still didn’t come close to how good they are from a toaster. What a ripoff. And to avoid trouble, anybody have an alternate method of cooking foods that are generally supposed to be cooked only one way (top ramen in the microwave, for instance)?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 10:06 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I'm not sure there is an alternate way of warming a pop-tart

if there’s no toaster.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jan 29, 2009 10:08 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Armpit.

How bad do you want that poptart?

by marc w on Jan 29, 2009 10:10 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Drawing from the fish in a dishwasher method then...

Pop Tart in the Dryer. Hot and pre-tumbled!

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!

by abender20 on Jan 29, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Radiator.

it works a treat.

just stay away from the rust.

by msb on Jan 29, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The 3 second thing is right there on the package

But like I said, it’s total BS. The microwave has hardly even started to do anything before 3 seconds is up

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ramen is easy

bowl, hot water heater, pour boiling water over ramen, cover with plate, and boom! done in three minutes. Add cold cuts and/or flavoring as necessary

by seattlebruin on Jan 29, 2009 10:08 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Pizzas on a grill is the best thing to ever happen to pizza.

I’ve also done fish in a dishwasher, it turned out surprisingly well.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Jan 29, 2009 10:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, I'm all... eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.

by kevin_ess on Jan 29, 2009 10:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Steam cycle, probably

I’ve pondered doing this myself with large quantities of vegetables.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jan 29, 2009 10:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It usually takes longer than that, especially with veggies.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Jan 29, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, and clean out the bottom area of your dishwasher first.

Or all the crap that sits down there will be in your food.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Jan 29, 2009 10:17 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

But then you're microwaving them at the same time.

I’ve had no real success with the microwave steamer bags, they always come out chewy.

The foil ones you stick in the oven are awesome, though pricey for tow pieces of foil stuck together in a pocket shape.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Jan 29, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I hate those things.

Such a waste, and I hate the idea of using Ziploc bags to cook my food.

by acblue on Jan 29, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Who thinks of this stuff?

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.

by kevin_ess on Jan 29, 2009 10:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It costs more to run the dishwasher than steaming it in your oven.

But I was curious.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Jan 29, 2009 10:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If you can afford a dishwasher....

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.

by kevin_ess on Jan 29, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Just hand scrub the fish

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The Maytag Culinary Institute

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!

by abender20 on Jan 29, 2009 10:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Probably the same people

that cook stuff on their car engine blocks.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Jan 29, 2009 10:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Engine-block eggs.

If we can keep these babies down, we’ll be sitting pretty.

/wiggum

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phildopip on Jan 29, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

Do they have to treat people like morons?

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jan 29, 2009 10:23 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm all for people choosing not to eat meat

but PETA is so dogmatic and ridiculous that they actively make me want to eat a whole bunch of meat, right now.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jan 29, 2009 10:25 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Seal meat.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.

by kevin_ess on Jan 29, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

LL seal clubbing trip anyone?

"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."

by Thingray on Jan 29, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Club LL??

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Jan 29, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Pujols

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!

by abender20 on Jan 29, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Only if it's a baby.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jan 29, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, duh. There are moral rules.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.

by kevin_ess on Jan 29, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The land fish looked tasty, I have to say.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Jan 29, 2009 10:24 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Traditionalist.

I’m on the cutting edge, and that makes you jealous, doesn’t it?

Get off your lawn? No, get off MY lawn!

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Jan 29, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I've perfected microwaving ramen.

fill the bowl with water, insert ramen and cook for 2:25.

Let sit for 5 minutes. Continue cooking for 1:30. The noodles become much more plump that way.

Stir in seasoning. Works best with those nicer ramen bowls you can buy at the store (much better that Maruchan or Nissin).

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.

by kevin_ess on Jan 29, 2009 10:10 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I forgot my favorite one.

I was w/o gas in my apartment due to money issues, and all I had was a hand torch (like for a creme brulee), so I used it to make grilled cheese and heat up soup.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Jan 29, 2009 10:23 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You put anything in the microwave for 50 minutes and you're going to have a problem.

"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."

by Thingray on Jan 29, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If you do it right it will catch on fire.

After you take it out it’s black and as light as styrofoam.

by acblue on Jan 29, 2009 11:30 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Now Robert's going to end up homeless after torching his place

Way to go, man

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 11:30 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Robert will probably watch it the first time,

and then keep doing more and more pickles until it gets out of control

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 11:33 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Just bring the microwave and an extension cord

Do it right there in the parking lot

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Check your gardening bill.

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!

by abender20 on Jan 29, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Pennies on the dollar compared to what it would cost for a legal American to do it

But this will only anger the legal Americans because you’re taking away good jobs

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 11:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Beat me to it.

the other angels fan

by Eyebrows on Jan 29, 2009 11:55 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

So NOLA it is then

That wasn’t so hard, was it? Plus she can legally work in the United States, so you’re clear there

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't that she'd even make enough to claim her earnings

But he should still do it to keep the books straight

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

As long as it doesn't exceed $600.00 in a year,

you don’t have to report it to the IRS or make any deductions. It’s considered “misc labor”.

"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."

by Thingray on Jan 29, 2009 12:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Switch her to commission instead of hourly

This way she won’t dilly-dally, and you can justify not paying her sometimes

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If I want to pay a woman to entertain me that's my business

If you would kindly stay out of this negotiation I’d be much obliged.

by JI on Jan 29, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If you're only paying $5.00,

you might want to hit the clinic after your done.

"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."

by Thingray on Jan 29, 2009 12:11 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

How can you do it wrong?

And wouldn’t that make your house reek of burnt pickles??

"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."

by Thingray on Jan 29, 2009 11:31 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Of course there is always the "cooking on the engine block" method.

"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."

by Thingray on Jan 29, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

"Cooking With Willie Loman"

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.

by kevin_ess on Jan 29, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think Baconpig would make more of an impact.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Jan 29, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That'll give me plenty of time to find a switch that'll make it oink when you open the box.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Jan 29, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That was posted in yesterday's thread.

Still horrific today.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.

by kevin_ess on Jan 29, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

???!

horrific awesome

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Jan 29, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I would eat it.

Then I would sleep for a month.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.

by kevin_ess on Jan 29, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

and wake up in the ICU

after having several heart attacks.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jan 29, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Make one for Sunday

Let’s do it

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 11:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh god, since it's just you and Gomez so far (and my wife doesn't eat red meat),

that might be dangerous.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.

by kevin_ess on Jan 29, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

We're all gonna die

What a way to go though

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I will definitely eat before I get there because that's the only safe option

God knows what he’ll put in our food

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 9:14 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Bring potluck-y foodish stuff. We'll have things, but the more the merrier, right?

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.

by kevin_ess on Jan 29, 2009 9:14 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't poison food. I love food.

But watch your drinks…

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.

by kevin_ess on Jan 29, 2009 9:15 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Jan 29, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

So in this age of digital music, I still prefer to purchase physical CDs of bands I like, unless something neat happens, like Amazon offering the album for three bucks

anyone else driven by an almost OCD need to have a physical collection of things that you could easily/do own in another format?

by seattlebruin on Jan 29, 2009 10:43 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Most of them literally just sit in boxes in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.

by kevin_ess on Jan 29, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Do you have them imported digitally somewhere?

Like I never use my physical CDs, but they look nice on a rack and I’d rather do that than pay full price at iTunes just for the digital tracks

by seattlebruin on Jan 29, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No, but the option has always been there to buy an external drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.

by kevin_ess on Jan 29, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I've got about 2800 myself

but they’re all imported into my computer at this point, and unless it’s something obscure/local/used I generally buy things electronically these days.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jan 29, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

my CD collection is like 100 and it’s by far the biggest of any of my friends

by seattlebruin on Jan 29, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You have to remember I've been a musician for 20 years and I worked in record stores for about ten of those years.

I get a lot of free stuff. Now with the label it’s going to get crazy.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.

by kevin_ess on Jan 29, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That does explain a lot of it

but that’s still an unfathomable number of CDs to me. I can’t imagine owning 5,500 of anything in my house…

by seattlebruin on Jan 29, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like a Mitch Hedberg joke waiting to happen.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Jan 29, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Me too.

I was twelve. CDs were the holy grail.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.

by kevin_ess on Jan 29, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I ripped most of my CD collection a few weekends ago, and it was ~260.

I skipped over probably 50. And I thought that was a lot.

by Teej on Jan 29, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If you think that's bad, I sold the other 2500 a few years ago when I was broke.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.

by kevin_ess on Jan 29, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I have over 5,000 CDs. Every single one paid for.

And yes, my rock collection is UNBELIEVABLY awesome. If it was any good in any non hip-hop genre from 1963 to 1989 or so, I have it. The complete works of damn near every important artist out there, and a ton that you’ve never heard of. Boxed sets and rarities to beat the band.

And not a single Eagles or Kansas or Boston album.

Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism

by esoteric on Jan 29, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Boston rules.

As does Journey.

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phildopip on Jan 29, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

So, you're pretty modest then.

That’s nice.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jan 29, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I went the MP3 route for a couple years, and I'm over it.

Now that I found a good indie hip-hop record store in San Diego, I buy most of my music on CD again.

If there’s something I can’t find at the store, I’ll download it. But I like having the cases and the hard disc. They just sound a little better in the car.

by Teej on Jan 29, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Car Magazines

I want the fucking magazine I don’t want to read about it on the internet for free

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 29, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

There's something about holding the magazine in your hand and looking at the pictures that adds so much more then just reading about it on the internet

The internet takes the romance of awesome automobiles out of the picture and just objectifies them or something and makes them boring

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 29, 2009 11:32 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Plus magazines are easier to read on the shitter.

"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."

by Thingray on Jan 29, 2009 11:33 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Depends on the size of the monitor.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.

by kevin_ess on Jan 29, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I myself like a nice, boxy 17" CRT on my lap.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.

by kevin_ess on Jan 29, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I use a projector and a series of strategically placed mirrors

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I want to poop at your house.

"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."

by Thingray on Jan 29, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

That's almost sig-worthy

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Right?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Jan 29, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut occasionally.

"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."

by Thingray on Jan 29, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I just did while he was at work.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.

by kevin_ess on Jan 29, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Joke's on you

I have no running water.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh wait dammit

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, your pillow don't have that same whatcha-callit setup either, ass eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.

by kevin_ess on Jan 29, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Did you poop in his pillowcase?

That’s mean, man.

"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."

by Thingray on Jan 29, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

ON it. I'm not a jerk.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.

by kevin_ess on Jan 29, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Shoulda gone under it

and said it was the Poop Fairy, and demanded a dollar in return.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jan 29, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Dammit. I'm going to start consulting you.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.

by kevin_ess on Jan 29, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

PDB's Pooping on Your Friend's Stuff Consulting Agency, Inc.

Has a nice ring to it

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Remember, kids

you can’t spell poop da bed without pdb.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jan 29, 2009 2:12 PM PST up reply actions   4 recs

Fucking groovy, dude

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 2:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Is that what the kids call it these days?

“Poor fucker was so drunk, he pulled a hot dig doggity on my couch.”

by marc w on Jan 29, 2009 2:16 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This thread is freakin' classic.

"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."

by Thingray on Jan 29, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

All I need is a bucket.

"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."

by Thingray on Jan 29, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Surprise, surprise, 2K makes another baseball game that is total shit.

I’ve uninstalled MLB Front Office Manager. Billy Beane, why in the fuck would you lend your name to this piece of crap?

by Goose on Jan 29, 2009 10:44 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

It's glitchy as all hell

the interface sucks, the AI is pants-on-head retarded.

by BrianL on Jan 29, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This is about what I expected.

It’s hard enough to trust 2K on a game they’ve been working on for years, but with a new IP? I was skeptical. I’ll still rent it just to be sure. I’ve been known to enjoy a terrible game here and there.

by Teej on Jan 29, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The last straw was when I got to the draft.

When it came up to my turn in the first round, there were maybe half a dozen players left with upside above 50. Hardly any talent at all to be had.

Not to mention at that point in the season, Mark Reynolds, Chris Young, Chad Tracy, and Conor Jackson all had OPS’ below 700.

So to sum it up:
Crap Interface
Annoying controls
Awful AI
Wildly inaccurate ratings and abilities
No regard for defense or age curves
Glitches up the ass
Prospects seem to be irrelevant
Game playing engine is from 2002.
Music is horrible and repetitive.
Menus make things hard to find.

Seriously. Stay. The. Fuck. Away.

Down with 2K sports!

by Goose on Jan 29, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck 2K Sports.

According to IGN they’re still having framerate issues with their 90% complete build of MLB 2K9. Jesus Fucking Christ in a Goddamn Motherfucking Handbasket the framerates were the only thing you absolutely had to fix and you still haven’t gotten it right.

by BrianL on Jan 29, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

For what it's worth,

Team Xbox’s preview said the frame rate on the 90% build looked fine.

One of the complaints in Tom Price’s review of MLB 2K8 was with "the dodgy, stuttering graphics." While the version of MLB 2K9 we were shown wasn’t complete, usually a prerelease version has a poorer frame rate and graphic quality, because it hasn’t been optimized yet. However, this demo seemed to have a solid frame rate and sharp visuals, which is encouraging.

One more data point, I guess.

by Teej on Jan 29, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

From what I've read the frame-rate looks fine in the standard batter view.

But as soon as you change that to something else, it gets choppy.

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phildopip on Jan 29, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Another potentially promising word:

A 2K developer, commenting at Operation Sports:

Just so you guys know, optimization is at the tail end of the to-do list. It only makes sense to get everything into the game and THEN do FPS optimization. Showing the game to IGN, Gamespot, et al was a formality of showing off our focus and direction with the game this year. In no way does it represent the final product.

When you pick this game up off the shelves, it will be running 60. Wait a month and you’ll see for yourselves.

Could be bullshit, but there it is.

by Teej on Jan 29, 2009 11:30 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Myself as well

I need a baseball game, and I want it to be worth the money

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Right there with ya..

At least I have read in a few places that the framerate problem has yet to be addressed – better than just one person saying it. Not a LOT better.. but better

by seattlesundevil on Jan 29, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

We signed Mike Sweeney?

Minor league deal.

Times

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.

by kevin_ess on Jan 29, 2009 11:11 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I just heard that on XM Radio.

Was looking for a link to confirm.

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 29, 2009 11:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Man, that could turn out to be a great signing.

Good bench bat.

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phildopip on Jan 29, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I see no downside to this.

"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."

by Thingray on Jan 29, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow that's really cool

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org

by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 29, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The battle for Grass Creek begins anew.

(yes I know he was with the A’s last year)

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phildopip on Jan 29, 2009 11:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I feel that since we just signed Sweeney

this article needs to see the light of day again.

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phildopip on Jan 29, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

"Are you (Tony Muser) suggesting there's conspiracy working against your players?"

Best answer possible!! All time classic rant, into the bin with that Earl Weaver link that was posted the other day. Thanks for sharing that Phildo

by Kermit. on Jan 29, 2009 11:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ahahahahaha this is the funniest thing I've ever read

“Three things you can’t give a Royal, a fat lip, a black eye, and a job, take that you small market son of a bitch” ahahahaha

by Kermit. on Jan 29, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I miss The Dugout

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Not to be a stickler

but baseball news should go on the front page because no one will look for it in here

by JI on Jan 29, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You and your stickle

good point, though.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jan 29, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It's minor news though.

"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."

by Thingray on Jan 29, 2009 11:32 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It would have been 4 or 5 years ago.

"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."

by Thingray on Jan 29, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Bavasi probably never would have done this, but if he had he'd have signed him for $12 mil.

Just so jerks like me would know how great of a hitter he is, and what a fantastic acquisition he just made. I’m so happy he’s gone.

by Kermit. on Jan 29, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Amen to that.

"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."

by Thingray on Jan 29, 2009 11:52 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Mariner news!

If it were the Royals sure, but Mariners!

by JI on Jan 29, 2009 11:55 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yippee!

Small and manageable sig

by Taylor H on Jan 29, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Bitchin'

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Mike Sweeney

Once pulled a Richie Sexson on Jeff Weaver

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 29, 2009 11:28 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I like the one where Pedro Martinez gets charged

He stands his ground and doesn’t even move until the guy is right on him.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

People who don't want to be tackled from behind.

You have to think strategy and how you can get the most blows on the pitcher.

There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!

by joof on Jan 29, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of PETA news

Has anyone seen the ad NBC banned from airing during the Superbowl?

Warning: probably a little NSFW

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jan 29, 2009 11:59 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I saw it on the news this morning.

Kind of a dumb ad, but I don’t see why they banned it.

"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."

by Thingray on Jan 29, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Because its insanely risque

God damnit I don’t want porn with my sports.

by Robert on Jan 29, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

"Insanely risque"?

Risque maybe, but no more so that the “Go Daddy” ads, or Doritos ads, or, or…

"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."

by Thingray on Jan 29, 2009 12:11 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

While I agree

I just center click everything because people are dicks.

by JI on Jan 29, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I do the same

Tabs make the world go ’round anyway

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I have so many reactions to this but all would get me boxed

So I’ll just say Wow

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by I'm NOT Corco on Jan 29, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I like the text on that page regarding why it was banned

“Rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin” and “woman screwing herself with broccoli”

Made me laugh, especially with how PC the terms are for the pumpkin one, and then how they use slang in the broccoli line

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 12:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

So here at work we usually have the tv on in the background

While the Price is Right was on yesterday, I noticed that an old friend of mine was up on stage. I haven’t seen him in like 5 years, after he and his mom moved away to Cali. It was bizarre seeing him on TV. He really sucked at the show, too. Anybody ever seen somebody you know on TV unexpectedly (i.e. not an athlete or musician, etc.)?

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by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 12:03 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Oh shit

Though apparently my ex new this guy quite well from her high school days since she also went to THS

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by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I even have a 2003 Seniors shirt, though I never attended school there

Been there plenty of times though

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by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 12:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sure is

After I learned that you went there I started thinking that this was a strong possibility. Or, conversely, that you knew many of those that I knew from there

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 12:24 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Don't put words in my mouth.

It was disturbing because my 8th grade science teacher was 65.

by BrianL on Jan 29, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You sure know how to cut him deep

No subject line, either

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 12:24 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That it definitely is

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Damn, good idea.

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by Faux on Jan 29, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Que?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Man, lots of hate for that movie.

I found it entertaining enough. I wouldn’t watch it a second time — and I’ll stab the next person who quotes it to me — but I thought it was funny. Maybe it was the company I was with.

by Teej on Jan 29, 2009 12:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I don't understand all the hate

It’s good for plenty of chuckles. Definitely not the worst movie ever

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 12:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I was pretty dissapointed after I saw it.

It had been hyped to me as this “awesome, hilarious indie movie”, and I thought it was sub-par at best. It had some moments, but not nearly enough for me to ever watch it a second time. I’d rather sit through a Borat marathon.

"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."

by Thingray on Jan 29, 2009 12:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Did you know was an "actor?"

Or were you genuinely surprised when you saw him in a movie?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

My former boss was one of the participants in the gay civil union in the US.

Like half of marriages and civil unions, it didn’t last.

I also saw a college acquaintence on Jeopardy once. I was rooting for him to lose because he thought he knew more than everyone about everything. It was satisfying when he came in last.

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by Jed MC on Jan 29, 2009 12:37 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

An old HS classmate got drunk and ended up in the herd on that MTV show Singled Out

… for about 30 seconds, but then he got herded away after the first question with most of the field.

by Gomez on Jan 29, 2009 8:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I stumbled out of a punk rock show at the Troubador once when I was in college

and was asked to be in the herd on that show.

I knew at that moment that it would be canceled in a matter of months.

by marc w on Jan 29, 2009 9:08 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It really is similar, that's for sure

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Davidson's restaurants we never very good.

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by Faux on Jan 29, 2009 12:36 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Huh?

"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."

by Thingray on Jan 29, 2009 12:43 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

...

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/1/29/739746/1-29-otfpotd-more-evidence#11814256

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by Faux on Jan 29, 2009 12:46 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That linked me to here.

"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."

by Thingray on Jan 29, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Makes sense since his name is similar to the word Brewers

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by Faux on Jan 29, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I must be the village idiot here.

What does that have to do with restaurants?

"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."

by Thingray on Jan 29, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Allrighty then.

Big Macs aren’t as tasty as they look on TV.

"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."

by Thingray on Jan 29, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

And Pell's aren't very, um

Pell doesn’t do me any good here

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like Dell?

Their computers aren’t bad for the business world, though.

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by Faux on Jan 29, 2009 12:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If you're talking their business line,

the Thinkpads still rock their world.

Consumer, I don’t know anymore. I stopped with them with the first P4 Inspirons.

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by Faux on Jan 29, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

We just got one of those for the owner of my company.

Had him try that and the Dell Thinkpad-killer at the same time. After 20 minutes he walked back in with the Dell and said to throw it out.

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by Faux on Jan 29, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

By 'throw it out' did he possibly mean

sell it at deep discount to blog commenter at LL?

by marc w on Jan 29, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

More like "send it back to Dell"

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by Faux on Jan 29, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Consumer.

They were horrible forever, but the totally revamped their entire line and the new ones are pretty great. My sister got one about a year ago and it’s really really awesome and was a great value.

by acblue on Jan 29, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Dude.

I’m on a Dell right now.

"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."

by Thingray on Jan 29, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I'm not quite sure where you can go with that.

McDonald is a lot easier.

"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."

by Thingray on Jan 29, 2009 12:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

But you cook your own excellent food,

so you don’t need to play the game.

"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."

by Thingray on Jan 29, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Pell grants are pitifully small nowadays.

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by Faux on Jan 29, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

What a coincidence!

I’m 5’4" and pitiful, so now we’re on to something

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm

What RC said. I thought it would be clearer than I guess it was. Maybe I’m the one having a slow day.

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by Faux on Jan 29, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Threw me for a bit of a loop as well

But then I was just tooling around in facebook and it made sense after that

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

So in case any of you are still mad at Apple

for insisting that upgrades to DRM-free music are all or nothin’, be angry no more – Apple has dropped that requirement.

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by pdb on Jan 29, 2009 12:56 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Had to happen someday, I guess

now that Jobs is on medical leave this sort of thing will probably start to happen fairly often.

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by pdb on Jan 29, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Damn...

The line between Robert and Corco really is blurry.

by BrianL on Jan 29, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

unless you were planning on visiting the edge next week

you probably shouldn’t lose a ton of sleep over it.

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by pdb on Jan 29, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

The only thing that concerns me about it is how mind-bogglingly, insanely large the universe is

I’m a huge astronomy nut, and when you sit and think of how pitifully insignificant we all are when viewed on a grand scale it can be quite humbling

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I get that when I look at a 100 foot tall tree

if I tried to wrap my head around the concept of a universe and my relative size in it I’d probably melt.

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by pdb on Jan 29, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ever seen this?

This video gets me that way every time

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

THANK YOU!

I was looking for this very video to post here.

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phildopip on Jan 29, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

And just to humble everybody

The Pale Blue Dot, by Carl Sagan

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I was just about to link to this.

It makes me tear up every single time. I love Carl Sagan.

by royalcurve on Jan 29, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He's wonderful

Plus, his voice was the inspiration for Agent Smith’s voice in The Matrix

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

How could you possibly tire of it?

And it’s considered outdated in some circles because of how much more we’ve learned

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by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Cosmos viewing party at rc's!

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Just say when

I’ll be there with bells on

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by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Some of my favorite memories of childhood

are watching Cosmos with my folks.

I heart Carl Sagan.

by marc w on Jan 29, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Absolutely yes

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Bring it on.

After Cosmos we’ll do Planet Earth. And definitely none of that Sigourney Weaver crap. I demand my David Attenborough.

by royalcurve on Jan 29, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

As far as I'm concerned

Planet Earth is how you should test your shiny new HDTV.

by BrianL on Jan 29, 2009 2:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Between

the Pioneer BR player, and the Samsung Series 8, I think she’ll do fine.

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by Faux on Jan 29, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'd sure hope so

Kinda scraping the upper limits there. You hooked her up

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by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Point I'm trying to make

is that Planet Earth is fucking beautiful and everyone should watch it.

by BrianL on Jan 29, 2009 2:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I usually love nature shows, and I think I'm alone in this

but for some reason I found “Planet Earth” to be incredibly boring.

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by Phildopip on Jan 29, 2009 2:14 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Shuuuuuunnnnnnnnn

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by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You're slapping me with silence?

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by Phildopip on Jan 29, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Watch it with the volume off and play death metal over it

May make it more entertaining. My brother watched it while mega-high and nearly shit himself, so you could try that too

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by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hugo Weaving mentioned it in many interviews before

Not only a good vocal style to use, but the broader meaning of Carl Sagan being used with the story line as it is is just perfect

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by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That vid is one of those things I remind myself to watch as often as possible

Keeps things in perspective for me

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Nope, but that's because I was saving that for next

See above

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by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Canis Majoris.

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by Phildopip on Jan 29, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I almost posted that picture just now, but I wanted to have more context in place

Absolutely fucking insane that things can be that large, and that there are literally millions of them out there that we know of.

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

They're saying that if Canis Majoris was the star in our solar system

it would perhaps be larger than Saturn’s orbit.

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by Phildopip on Jan 29, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

And that's not even the biggest one out there.

Watch the clip I posted above for some real mind-exploding

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Canis Majoris is actually the largest star known.

Larger than W Cephei (the star at the end of the clip)

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by Phildopip on Jan 29, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

List of largest known stars

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by Phildopip on Jan 29, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm no Jon Candy.

...Snoop Doggy-Dogg... Ya need to get yourself a jobby-job.

by oc on Jan 29, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You're right, and I mis-spoke

For some reason I was thinking of something with a more fancy sounding name

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I love this picture.

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phildopip on Jan 29, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I can't even put into words what I feel when I look at it

I have hundreds of photos on my hard drive at home of various things in the universe, both near and far. APOD (check the archive, at the bottom) is one of my favorite sites, as well as JPL

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by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I could go on all day

This is one of those subjects that just absolutely consumes me

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by tootthekazoo on Jan 29, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Team *LL*

gametime, 8PM tonight? Coach has agreed to ask for a mic in exchange for playin