Mariners & Cubs Discuss Heilman Trade
According to ESPN Radio's Bruce Levine, the Cubs are close to acquiring pitcher Aaron Heilman from the Mariners. The Ms want shortstop Ronny Cedeno and pitching in return. Heilman was dealt to Seattle in the J.J. Putz trade earlier this winter. Earlier this month, Ken Rosenthal mentioned that the Mariners were likely willing to trade Heilman, "who they did not consider a key component of the Putz trade."
Heilman, 30, is set to earn $1.625MM in '09. He'll be eligible for free agency after the 2010 season.
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Oh heeeellllll yes.
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by abender20 on Jan 28, 2009 8:37 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Oops, noticed that you sourced from MLBTR. Shut it down, shut it down.
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by abender20 on Jan 28, 2009 8:39 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, just so's you know
MLBTraderumors.com is, shall we say, not the most reliable of sources and doesn’t warrant a whole lot of serious consideration.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Jan 28, 2009 8:41 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
The source is actually ESPN Radio
MLBTR merely passed it along.
by Graham on Jan 28, 2009 8:43 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I was wondering what the fuss was about - the very first line points to ESPN.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.
by kevin_ess on Jan 28, 2009 8:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The opening link was mlbtr though
I just have a tremendous disdain for that site.
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by pdb on Jan 28, 2009 8:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I would also far, far prefer sourcing be direct
But it doesn’t appear that MLBTR has just made it up.
by Graham on Jan 28, 2009 8:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What, you don't like the fact that "BaseballGuru" knows more than we ever will about baseball?
:)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.
by kevin_ess on Jan 28, 2009 8:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If he were BaseballGuru4597 I'd take him much more seriously
but yeah, in this case I disdained too soon.
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by pdb on Jan 28, 2009 8:57 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The original note is:
“The Cubs also continue to pursue Seattle pitcher Aaron Heilman. The Mariners are looking for middle infield help, possibly switching one of their current guys to first base next year. They are known to have interest in Ronny Cedeno, who is out of options. Heilman, a former Met, would be exactly the swingman that Piniella could use as a fifth starter or a sixth and seventh inning middle reliever.”
by msb on Jan 28, 2009 9:17 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Quick run to Fangraphs shows UZR's at SS for the last 3 years as -3.6,1.3, and -1.0
However, playing 2B for the same time period shows 3.7,1.2, and 1.1.
wOBA’s of .305,.264, and .259
by Goose on Jan 28, 2009 8:57 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
And hey, the DBacks just sign Jon Garland.
………………………..
by Goose on Jan 28, 2009 8:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, man.
You’re having a rough offseason.
by Teej on Jan 28, 2009 8:59 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
To be perfectly honest, I find it hilarious that Arizona is now the dumb one and Seattle is the smart one.
by Goose on Jan 28, 2009 9:00 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The minute the Byrnes deal was official, it's like they fell off a damn cliff.
by Goose on Jan 28, 2009 9:19 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I hafta say, you're probably the first well-mannered Zona fan I've ever known.
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by Taylor H on Jan 28, 2009 9:42 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The one that came on here the other day, in my experience, generally isn't the norm.
The DBacks online fanbase isn’t in Seattle’s league, but it’s decent if you know where to go.
by Goose on Jan 28, 2009 9:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Do you think the SBN DBacks blog is quality?
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by Taylor H on Jan 28, 2009 10:20 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I did the same thing, but the sample size is really small.
I don’t know if there are any good Cubs blogs out there that would have a little bit of a scouting report. I’ll bet if the trade does go through we’ll have the privledge of reading a good report out the LL/USSM world.
"Beer is ... love ..." Ben Franklin
by Jed MC on Jan 28, 2009 8:59 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Goat Riders of the Apocalypse
Colin Wyers is pretty solid and contributes there.
by R.J. Anderson on Jan 28, 2009 9:02 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dave is a fan
I haven’t seen him enough to say anything beyond repeating his stats, which would be lame.
by Graham on Jan 28, 2009 9:04 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dave brings up a name that would indeed be awesome.
Rich Hill.
by Goose on Jan 28, 2009 9:02 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Are we really all that excited about getting a soft-tossing Rick Ankiel?
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by abender20 on Jan 28, 2009 9:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, I did watch Hill pitch the last 3 years, and he even put up a FIP of over 6 in AAA in 7 starts?
If he can regain his control, fine, but apparently he was tipping his curve pretty heavily, which only compounded the problem that his fastball doesn’t move an awful lot.
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by abender20 on Jan 28, 2009 9:29 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a big fan of getting cheap potentially useful players
If he doesn’t work out who cares, and if he does it’s a coup.
by Graham on Jan 28, 2009 9:42 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Fair enough. I'd be happy enough watching him throw a few of those curveballs now and then.
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by abender20 on Jan 28, 2009 9:43 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I was hoping we'd just slot him at DH to minimize the damage he'd do defensively.
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by abender20 on Jan 28, 2009 9:50 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
ESPN's reporting it will be Garrett Olson
by Jed MC on Jan 28, 2009 9:50 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Olson AND Cedeno - both decent reclamation projects.
Well done.
by marc w on Jan 28, 2009 10:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Olson? He was....ah....less than fantastic last year.
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by Taylor H on Jan 28, 2009 10:23 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
He's also 24 and put up a 126 tRA+ in AAA in 2007.
by acblue on Jan 28, 2009 10:25 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Holy Better Than Feierabend!
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by Taylor H on Jan 28, 2009 10:25 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
http://statcorner.com/pitcherSP.php?id=457796&team=NOR&year=2008&leag=INT
Well, 17% LD and .335 BABIP against, combined with a ~10% swinging strike rate at AAA over the last two years, and under team control for five years?
Yes please.
by seattlebruin on Jan 28, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Why do you think last year was so awful? Adjusting to the majors?
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by Taylor H on Jan 28, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Not everyone kicks ass their first full year in the majors.
Olson has been a highly regarded prospect for the last few years. On a rebuilding team, we can wait for him to bloom.
by Wilder. on Jan 28, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm saying he wasn't as awful as his traditional stats indicate
and like Wilder points out, a lot of guys struggle their first time around in the bigs. Imagine if we traded Jeff Clement for a delicious can of Fresca right now because he didn’t hit last year
by seattlebruin on Jan 28, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
We would be feeling extremely refreshed.
by Teej on Jan 28, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously!
Fresca’s great. No calories, maximum flavor.
I would be at least tempted by any trade that nets us Fresca in return. Just imagine how sparkling grapefruit refreshment would have softened the blow of the Snellin/Fruto/Vidro trade.
by Chris Hafner on Jan 28, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, that was a good trade.
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by Taylor H on Jan 28, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If Vidro had been skinny, not hurt, 26, and cheaper, it would have been a good trade
as it happened? Not so much.
by seattlebruin on Jan 28, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm kidding..........
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by Taylor H on Jan 28, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Don't be mean unless you're Graham. For real.
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by Taylor H on Jan 28, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Don't be an obnoxious ass unless you're me.
by JI on Jan 28, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
How? It's not cool when people jump all over you.
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by Taylor H on Jan 28, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
butthol 30 second rule time!
Steps for Taylor to post on LL
1. Write comment(s)
2. Wait 30 seconds
3. Read comment(s)
4. If funny/informative/keeps conversation going, hit post
5. If sarcasm that doesn’t work, hit cancel
6. The end!
by seattlebruin on Jan 28, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The butthol rule didn't have step 4 in it.
by Matthew on Jan 28, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sb, I'm trying to be nice and understanding
and adding a step for the possibility that it’s a good comment
by seattlebruin on Jan 28, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You're close
It would have been a good trade had it not happened.
by Chris Hafner on Jan 28, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I still say Fresca was better when it had the carcinogens.
by msb on Jan 28, 2009 11:31 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Tastes like Diet Squirt to me.
Yuck.
by waldo rojas on Jan 28, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Blasphemer!
That’s like saying the Beatles sound an awful lot like the Monkees. Diet Squirt tastes like breath mints—which I suppose has its own appeal. Fresca tastes like awesome in a can.
by Chris Hafner on Jan 28, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Thumbs up
Cedeno’s a very good defender with more bat than people are giving him credit for.
by davidcameron on Jan 28, 2009 9:05 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Little early to begin talking about this
But does this mean Yuni’s days are numbered?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jan 28, 2009 9:07 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Theoretically, yes. As far as we know, Yuniesky Betancourt is not the first human to solve the mystery of immortality.
by seattlebruin on Jan 28, 2009 9:12 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well he certainly doesn't put himself at risk
Moving slowly and lazily and doing a small amount of exercise could probably one’s life expectancy
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by tootthekazoo on Jan 28, 2009 9:15 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
*Extend
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by tootthekazoo on Jan 28, 2009 9:15 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And fuck you,
You knew what I meant
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jan 28, 2009 9:16 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
He's quick though, like a cat ain't he?
Big new though. Watch a lineup of meh bats and plus side/average gloves blow up expectations next year. Then we get to listen to a bunch of talk of overplaying their abilities.
What happened to Rich Hill to send him back to high A ball last year? Google reveals claims of command issues, one comment that he laughed at Sweet Lou who immediately had him shipped out, and a statement by hill claiming he found a flaw in his mechanics. Then he went out and got shelled. Injury? Case of misplaced confidence?
by Kermit. on Jan 28, 2009 9:32 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hill lost his command,
had some flaw that was tipping his gigantic slow looping curve, and Sweet Lou wasn’t a fan. He hit the Trifecta. Assuming he could fix his mechanics, he WAS a pretty solid starter in 2007 so a repeat performance would be valuable.
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by abender20 on Jan 28, 2009 9:36 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks, much better than spotty info I was finding. And better than elbow/shoulder problems.
by Kermit. on Jan 28, 2009 10:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Of course it's all moot anyway now...
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by abender20 on Jan 28, 2009 10:03 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Fine by me though
I’m happy at this
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by tootthekazoo on Jan 28, 2009 10:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
wOBA+ of 228 over a 2 PA sample size in AAA in 2007!
by seattlebruin on Jan 28, 2009 9:11 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
STOKED
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jan 28, 2009 9:16 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
KJR JUST SAID OLSEN!!!!!
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Jan 28, 2009 9:50 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Sorry for yelling.
And it’s Olson.
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Jan 28, 2009 9:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
We're going to trade for Lou back!
Ronny Cedeno would be awesome. I wonder what this would mean for Yuni and Lopez. Yuni to second base and Lopez gets traded? Yuni simply gets traded?
by Wilder. on Jan 28, 2009 9:51 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Your first idea's probably what'll happen. I still have faith in Yuni.
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by Taylor H on Jan 28, 2009 10:24 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The question now becomes, who do we flip Yuni or Lopez for!
Lopez for Cano!
by Wilder. on Jan 28, 2009 9:54 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
So, we just traded Hielman for Cedeno and Olsen.
Bleed Cubbie Blue is pissed.
I just got MLB Front Office Manager.
It’s the beginning of my weekend.
Ladies and gentleman, today has entered awesome land.
by Goose on Jan 28, 2009 9:54 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Please update with how that game is going for you.
It’s probably my next purchase.
by Omerta on Jan 28, 2009 10:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Will do in the next OT thread.
It’s pretty much the only thing I plan to do today.
by Goose on Jan 28, 2009 10:07 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm starting to think that Dave Cameron is actually the GM
and the whole Zurenzick administration is just a front.
by JI on Jan 28, 2009 9:57 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Dave sits at a desk inside Zduriencik's gigantic head and pulls levers while laughing maniacally.
by acblue on Jan 28, 2009 9:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Blengino actually is Harold Ramis.
He was hired to lend credibility to the proceedings.
by acblue on Jan 28, 2009 10:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This all happened because I watched Game 5 of the 1995 ALDS last night!
The magic just keeps on continuing!
Thank you, Jack Z! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
by Wilder. on Jan 28, 2009 9:58 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Holy shizz.
What a great deal.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Jan 28, 2009 10:01 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
In the immortal words of Jeremy Clarkson, "I'm nursing a semi"
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by abender20 on Jan 28, 2009 10:02 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Now all we have to do is deal Washburn+someone for Swisher.
by BrianL on Jan 28, 2009 10:02 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
After Pettitte signing, this dream died.
Maybe this is why Heilman is going to the Cubs instead of the Yankees, though.
by Wilder. on Jan 28, 2009 10:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I wish that we had something the Yankees could use, because I love Nick Swisher and have fore years.
I just can’t see a fit there.
by acblue on Jan 28, 2009 10:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
RC's house for pretzels.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.
by kevin_ess on Jan 28, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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by tootthekazoo on Jan 28, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So this mean we get to trade Yuni for someone good, right?
The Reds could use a shortstop, eh?
by JI on Jan 28, 2009 10:03 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I'm also not buying the Cedeno as utility man thing.
by acblue on Jan 28, 2009 10:04 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The FO knows Yuni is a pile of crap
therefore I surmise…
by JI on Jan 28, 2009 10:07 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Plus there's the added benefit of Fogel being sad if he's traded.
by acblue on Jan 28, 2009 10:10 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Aw, I don't want Fogel to be sad.
by royalcurve on Jan 28, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Follow this link, look at the 4th reply to Wilder's 1st comment.
Wilder → Graham → JI → Mariner John → acblue
Can we get some village english?
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by Jed MC on Jan 28, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Please Dusty Baker, hate your young pitchers...
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by abender20 on Jan 28, 2009 10:15 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No one is THAT stupid
I could pray for a Yuni + a top prospect or two for Joey Votto deal though, right?
by seattlebruin on Jan 28, 2009 10:18 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
There is no way we get Votto.
Unless Cincy is as stupid as we think. Although, throw in Carp and they might consider it….
by Wilder. on Jan 28, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I hate the idea of giving up top prospects for Joey Votto.
by acblue on Jan 28, 2009 10:25 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sold on either Votto or Bailey
but I’d really love to get Harang out of that hell hole.
by marc w on Jan 28, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yessir
Obviously I’d trade Yuni for Votto, but it seems like a poor course of action to give up top prospects for a ~league average 1B even if he is cheap.
by JI on Jan 28, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking more like a "take your pick from Adcock/Pineda, a B prospect and Yuni" for Joey Votto
by seattlebruin on Jan 28, 2009 10:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, because I think you can get the same bat fairly cheaply on a one year deal most years.
There are actually reasonably good 1B prospects in the organization now, and while I’m all for stockpiling talent I’d rather stockpile it other places.
by acblue on Jan 28, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
We have a surplus of B prospects in the low minors
why not deal a few of them for someone who is ~league average and cheap for the next few years to help the big league club? You’re also getting rid of Yuni, and that has to be a plus (except for for Fogel)
by seattlebruin on Jan 28, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not as opposed to the idea as I think I'm coming across.
I’d rather keep the prospects but I’m 60/40 on it.
by acblue on Jan 28, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I certainly would like to keep prospects too, but I would see something like this as trading from strength
(a whole bunch of B/B+ prospects who are still a ways away) to help the big league team now, and not have to pay out the butt for the player we’re getting.
by seattlebruin on Jan 28, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I still don't think money is an object
if it means the difference between contending and not contending.
by JI on Jan 28, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I agree with this
but even with this type of deal, we’re still really looking to compete in 2010/2011, when he’ll still be reasonably cheap.
The money isn’t an utter deal-breaker, but it makes enough of a difference that I’d be much more inclined to do something like this
by seattlebruin on Jan 28, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather keep them if we don't need to deal
other deals may come along
by JI on Jan 28, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Remember when making a trade was a bad thing?
I'd rather know a little about a lot than a lot about a little
by Sportszilla on Jan 28, 2009 10:03 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
So, since Olson was traded for Pie....
How would you be feeling right now if this trade had been Pie + Cedeno?
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by abender20 on Jan 28, 2009 10:03 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
We need help at shortstop more than the OF.
We already had Gutierrez so acquiring Pie would’ve just jammed LF up even more.
by Wilder. on Jan 28, 2009 10:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
When the USSM server comes back to life
You’ll see this described as nothing short of a home run.
zduriencik traded J.J. Putz, Sean Green, Jeremy Reed, and Luis Valbuena for Franklin Gutierrez, Ronny Cedeno, Garrett Olson, Jason Vargas, Endy Chavez, Mickael Cleto, Ezequiel Carrera, and Mike Carp.
Holy hell – that might be the best trade in franchise history when all is said and done.
by davidcameron on Jan 28, 2009 10:05 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
And the trading isn't over yet.
We now have more guys to flip.
by Wilder. on Jan 28, 2009 10:10 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of which
Did I miss a trade or were we up to 40 on the 40-man roster?
Or does one of the acuisitions not need to sit on the 40-man?
W1 L2 (.333)
Coming to a baseball stadium near you this June
by MarkE on Jan 28, 2009 10:24 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Good question.
Looks like we have to move Yuni now. Oh well.
::snicker::
by Wilder. on Jan 28, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Or someone else
Apologies for being thick, but does anywhere store an accurate 40-man listing as at, like, last night?
W1 L2 (.333)
Coming to a baseball stadium near you this June
by MarkE on Jan 28, 2009 10:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, so I was being thick
and presumed the official site would be out of date.
Magic, ta.
W1 L2 (.333)
Coming to a baseball stadium near you this June
by MarkE on Jan 28, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
One obvious glare.
Messenger can go.
by Wilder. on Jan 28, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Absolutely incredible
I’m having trouble grasping this. Like, it’s incomprehensible. I love this
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by tootthekazoo on Jan 28, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I was just thinking that...
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Jan 28, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So does the Langston chain include all these guys as well via Jeremy Reed.
There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!
by joof on Jan 28, 2009 2:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This day is full of win.
So this is what it feels like to win trades every time out.
by Omerta on Jan 28, 2009 10:07 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Dave Mahler is suggesting that Cedeno moves to 2B, Jose Lopez to DH.
Bahahaha
by BrianL on Jan 28, 2009 10:12 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
What the shit
Jesus he’s retarded
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jan 28, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Not gonna happen
Despite all the hate, Lopez has basically been an average/very slightly above average 2B…can’t imagine our front office misjudging his talent that much
I'd rather know a little about a lot than a lot about a little
by Sportszilla on Jan 28, 2009 10:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And that would just about nuke whatever value he has in trade, no?
He’s got to be worth more for trade value than for whatever benefit he serves the lineup at DH is what I’m thinking.
by Kermit. on Jan 28, 2009 10:16 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn't Lopez --> 1st, Branyan---> DH be a little less retarded?
by JI on Jan 28, 2009 10:15 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
A little less retarded, yes.
But I don’t think we want to see Lopez at first. It’s almost like moving Clement to first.
by Wilder. on Jan 28, 2009 10:15 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Probably
But it requires Lopez to learn a new position
I'd rather know a little about a lot than a lot about a little
by Sportszilla on Jan 28, 2009 10:16 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Couldn't we do better trading Lopez
than taking away from his value by moving him to 1B?
by tait644 on Jan 28, 2009 10:17 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That Softy Mahler has no business talking about baseball?
by eponymous_coward on Jan 28, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Really, it's bad enough he's sharing our air.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.
by kevin_ess on Jan 28, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well you know that Branyan is an above average 1B
While it makes all kinds of sense that Lopez would be too, it’s impossible to know that for sure at this point
I'd rather know a little about a lot than a lot about a little
by Sportszilla on Jan 28, 2009 10:18 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Booooooorrrring....
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Jan 28, 2009 10:16 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Jose Lopez would be the worst DH ever
and that’s coming from LoL’s unabashed Loafie defender now that LFoJL is in the perma-box
by seattlebruin on Jan 28, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Lets move Lopez to the one spot where he can get even less physical activity.
Great idea.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
by Thingray on Jan 28, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Im still around.
And LFOJL was banned for good? Why and when did that happen?
by Slica on Jan 28, 2009 11:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Because butthol created it as an alt while he was banned.
by acblue on Jan 28, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This must be a joke.
I coulda sworn LFOJL was around before the butthol appearances.
by Slica on Jan 28, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
LFOJL is Fogel and people like to make shit up
by Jeff on Jan 28, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I just find it entertaining on many levels that some people bought this particular joke hook like and sinker.
by acblue on Jan 28, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No because you were aware that something was amiss.
There are people that have insisted that butthol and LFoJL were the same person.
by acblue on Jan 28, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I never heard that.
Lucky for me im already seen on here as a moron so it hurts none of my credibility for merely assuming you were kidding. : )
by Slica on Jan 28, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I was just thinking about the possibility of LFOJL being banned...
In comparison to an awesome Phil Hartman scene from Newsradio.
by Slica on Jan 28, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This explains a lot.
Small and manageable sig
by Taylor H on Jan 28, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
and they have now moved on to taking calls about how there is nothing to talk about with this Superbowl.
yeah, ok.
by msb on Jan 28, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Turbo sez:
I’m in ur 4 hole… groundin’ into dubbel plays.
by johnbai on Jan 28, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Tacoma's rotation
Olson-Feierabend-Vargas-Rohrbaugh-Hernandez?
They need to find another lefty for Triple-A and run an All LHP All The Time promotion.
by davidcameron on Jan 28, 2009 10:13 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Would you call Olson another RRS (nowhere as sexy of course)? They seem to have similar stat profiles.
by Matthew on Jan 28, 2009 10:18 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Olson missed a lot of bats in the minors
More that RRS.
by tait644 on Jan 28, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And RRS missed more bats, got more groundballs and threw more strikes than Olson in the majors.
by Matthew on Jan 28, 2009 10:24 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes,
so I’m not sure how you can compare Olson the starter to RRS the starter (in the majors).
by tait644 on Jan 28, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Try this...
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Jan 28, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Being a literalist
on the internet doesn’t help.
Nor does my utter disdain for nuance.
by tait644 on Jan 28, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It might be a rough road for you here...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.
by kevin_ess on Jan 28, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Whew. Thank god you stopped by to inform me of that.
It’s a wonder that I’ve made it this long writing and analyzing baseball without ever coming into contact with the idea of sample sizes.
by Matthew on Jan 28, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
They need to find two and call them the Sinister SIx.
by acblue on Jan 28, 2009 10:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome, both for menace and Latin
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Jan 28, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
They have another one: Justin Thomas.
Just let Gaby work out his issues in AA for a while and there yougo…..
by marc w on Jan 28, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Similar
But Olson looks like a better bet to stick in the rotation to me. I’m still not sold on RRS as a starter.
by davidcameron on Jan 28, 2009 10:19 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Where do you see him eventually then?
I’d assume he has too much value to waste as a middle relief/spot start guy. Maybe a LH setup guy who can get both RH and LH batters type-deal?
by seattlebruin on Jan 28, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think the different pitch mix is important as well
RRS uses a curve ball fairly frequently, and is thus much less reliant on the FB.
Olson just needs to figure out what was wrong with his slider – he went from death on a stick to lefties to Sean Green throwing underhanded to lefties last year. Not sure why.
by marc w on Jan 28, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think I just became a fan of another team
there’s no way that I, a Mariners fan, could/should be happy about two trades in a row that we’ve made
by seattlebruin on Jan 28, 2009 10:28 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I'd recommend jumping on the Cubs bandwagon.
Aaron Miles baby.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Jan 28, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure this is just a piece of the master deal for Jake Peavy.
by R.J. Anderson on Jan 28, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Isn't every deal the Cubs do part of this mystery master deal for Peavy?
"Beer is ... love ..." Ben Franklin
by Jed MC on Jan 28, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Aaron Heilman for Peavy straight up
he’s cheap and San Diego is trying to cut payroll!
by seattlebruin on Jan 28, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I await the day that the Mariners and Rays battle for AL supremacy
blog war!
by seattlebruin on Jan 28, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
We will blot out the bandwidth with our gifs.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Jan 28, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Then we will blog in the shade..
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Jan 28, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
DAMN! I was about to type that..
Your comment was below the bottom of my screen :-(
by seattlesundevil on Jan 28, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I almost feel bad for the Angels
they’re now in a division with Jon Daniels, Billy Beane and Jack Zduriencik… wow this feels weird
by seattlebruin on Jan 28, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Jon Daniels isn't very good at his job.
by Robert on Jan 28, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
We've had to eat a 7 year long shit sandwich
it’s someone else’s tun
by JI on Jan 28, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
I think we had one of those at work last Friday. From Subway.
by Teej on Jan 28, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I declared a jihad on Subway.
For their incessantly annoying commercials.
by Matthew on Jan 28, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Yea, I really don't like the current advertising going around
by companies that are taking advantage of the economic plight.
by Fin on Jan 28, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The next time I hear the words "now more than ever" in a fast food commercial I'm going to lose it.
You know what people should be doing now more than ever? Cooking their own goddamned food. Riding out a recession is hard enough without developing Type 2 diabetes.
by acblue on Jan 28, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes!
It’s always a good idea to prepare your own food (and hopefully know where it came from), but even more so today.
I’ll admit I’m a sucker for Chicken McNuggets and fries, but cooking at home (and hopefully knowing where your food came from) is the smart move. I picked up a cookbook or two and am going to teach myself how to cook.
by Teej on Jan 28, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You can cook this at home
by Matthew on Jan 28, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Good christ.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.
by kevin_ess on Jan 28, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I already disliked their food,
but the Five Dollar Footlong ads were the last straw. I was just thinking boycott, but I guess a jihad is a better idea.
by Teej on Jan 28, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
THANK YOU for mentioning those ads.
I wanted to kick in my TV when they were shown.
by redwolf75 on Jan 28, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I did the same thing to KHQ news for lying about their new being in high definition.
also, Quiznos
by JI on Jan 28, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Quiznos is disgusting.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Jan 28, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Quiznos is also not fast food.
It takes those fuckers 30 minutes to make a sandwich.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kenji Johjima couldn't catch him.
by kevin_ess on Jan 28, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Quiznos is amazing, I had one pretty much every day in NYC.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Jan 29, 2009 9:19 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Billy Beane should've never wrote that book.
by R.J. Anderson on Jan 28, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I thought Joe Morgan wrote it.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Jan 28, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Fine
but his organization has done a hell of a job stockpiling talent..
by seattlebruin on Jan 28, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Cardinals are a little less dumb!
Yippie!
by JI on Jan 28, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, what? What?
WHAT is going on around here?! The trade is done? Rumored? Holy shizz. Olson and Cedeno?! I have to get up earlier to keep tabs on this front office.
by royalcurve on Jan 28, 2009 10:32 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Confirmed on Cubs site
W1 L2 (.333)
Coming to a baseball stadium near you this June
by MarkE on Jan 28, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I suppose a link would help
W1 L2 (.333)
Coming to a baseball stadium near you this June
by MarkE on Jan 28, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I found this interesting
He was assured over the weekend that he would compete for a spot in Seattle’s deep starting rotation.
This would have never happened during the Bavasi regime, going back on his word if a better solution was offered. Smart and cutthroat. It’s like he is a dreamlollipop from the island oh so sweat mixtures.
by Robert on Jan 28, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
And...
…it’s official official since it’s both on the M’s site, and on Wikipedia.
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Jan 28, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing is ever official on wikipedia.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Jan 28, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What are you talking about?
Wikipedia is a very good source. This is how I get school work done.
by Fin on Jan 28, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And do you cite to Wikipedia in your papers?
Please say no.
by tait644 on Jan 28, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I doubt it was
he’s right, too. Not that I’d ever cite it, but as a first cut of basic research, I’d imagine Wikipedia is very helpful (not that I’ve written a research paper in four years, but whatever)
by seattlebruin on Jan 28, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Citing wikipedia isn't such a good thing.
By using their citings can work. Just make sure you go look at it first.
by Wilder. on Jan 28, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It's a good place to go for a basic understanding of your topic of choice.
Then you use those tidbits to go do real research.
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Jan 28, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That's the problem
99 percent of people fail to do that “real research” part. Further, the information found on Wikipedia can be edited by anyone…its beauty and its curse.
by TheTank123 on Jan 28, 2009 11:18 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well I think the others got it right.
I use it as a first place for research, and then look at their sources and see if I can get any leads from there. Its not terribly inaccurate, it seems whenever people make a lewd comment it disappears fast, kind of like that Washburn wiki that we had up.
by Fin on Jan 28, 2009 12:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe it needs to be sourced to stay up.
Man I just pulled a Corco.
by Fin on Jan 28, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I use wikipedia but never admit it/cite it.
by redwolf75 on Jan 28, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I use Wikipedia to gain a rough understanding of a topic
then use the links cited in the wikipedia article to research further.
by BrianL on Jan 28, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It is very useful.
Because you can always change it to match what you wrote in your paper.
by msb on Jan 28, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Who was it that made their own Heilman Ms card
and got it signed this weekend? Because that’s now a hilarious card.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Jan 28, 2009 10:45 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Damn it now that I want to see that card again I can't find it.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Jan 28, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
EXTREMELY VALUABLE RARITY
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Jan 28, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Whoever did those appears to have done a pretty nice (if slightly inconsistent) job.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jan 28, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think it was the Ms....
they had them at the tables, IIRC
by msb on Jan 28, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Wait
Was his face shopped or did he actually posed in a Mariners uniform?
by Fin on Jan 28, 2009 12:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Uniform replacement isnt that hard.
I do it four or five times a week to Albert Pujols. But if you have access to the players having them pose in front of a dark background and cutting/pasting in front of the crowd would be even easier.
by Vatinius on Jan 28, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Could you post one of Pujols in a Mariners uni?
by Fin on Jan 28, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Does Heilman stand a chance being in the Cubs rotation?
by Fin on Jan 28, 2009 10:48 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I think it's actually quite plausible that Piniella makes him their #5
Left-handedness is something he fetishizes.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Jan 28, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
But Heilman is very not-left-handed
by seattlebruin on Jan 28, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm clearly high.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Jan 28, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
For some reason, I always think he's a lefty too.
by Teej on Jan 28, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That softens the blow of my error a little bit.
But why do I think of him as a lefty? Weird…
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Jan 28, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
D'awwwww...
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Jan 28, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
This comment does not gel with your sig
by seattlebruin on Jan 28, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm guffawing like a jackass at this for no good reason.
Probably because Orla’s just so damn cute.
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Jan 28, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
"Guffaw" is a under-appreciated term.
by Omerta on Jan 28, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The only proper way to represent a guffaw in writing is with "HAR!"
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Jan 28, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Awwwww
And let the flood of awwww’s roll in.. Until Scrappy inevitably shows up and destroys Orla
by seattlesundevil on Jan 28, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I just.... I just want to hold you...
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! I DRINK IT UP!!
by abender20 on Jan 28, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This really seems like a picture taken from "Fuck You, Penguin!"
Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism
by esoteric on Jan 28, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Have fun with Olson, guys
"This world extends way beyond this little field of dreams we're dancing in and I want to see that world"
by exitfare on Jan 28, 2009 11:04 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
So
This is a pleasant way to wake up in the afternoon.
by Slica on Jan 28, 2009 12:00 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

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