OTDOD - 9-8-08 = -7 Edition
In a move that made ESPN board members everywhere stand up and do a little dance, it appears that Tom Brady is hurt. This means all of you looking for sports news on ESPN (hah) can bugger off and watch a continuous loop of the latest reel of either Brady hobbling out of a doctor's office or Farve's "amazing" 6 point "blowout" of the "resurgent" Dolphins (who might win 3 more games this year).
In real news -
- Russia looks to ban South Park. Now we know what one of the themes of the next new show will be. Thanks for spoiling the surprise, Ruskis.
- In a move that scares the crap out of idiots that barely understand the news everywhere, the CERN supercollidor is ramping up its' atom smashing abilities.
- The US's newest export - diet crazes and fitness stupidity. I guess that makes sense after all the McDonalds and Burger Kings we sent over.
- Watch out, AK. You might be next. Not that you have any use for condoms anyways.
- Nashivillians, be very proud. You have the best men's restrooms in the US.
Your LL Mad Lib of the Day -
In your best Joe Morgan impression:
I just don't understand why the {Team1} would drop {Player1}. He's been a(n) {adj} {noun} to his team, and {verb} an astonishing {stat not made by basement dwellers}. When I played, {noun} like {Player1} were {verb}. However, I do like {Team2}'s pickup of {Player2}. He’s a(n) {adj} that will {verb} the {Team2} into the {noun}.
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I just don’t understand why the {Twins} would drop {Livian Hernandez}. He’s been a(n) {gritty} {asset} to his team, and {gutted out} an astonishing {10 wins}. When I played, {hard-nosed pitchers} like {Livian} were {given long buffet lines and even longer extensions}.
Wash, rinse, repeat. What do you know, I can do commentary for ESPN too.
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Hmmm...
I know you started it off and all, and you’re trying to make a point, but I have throw this sign up:
Technically, MadLibs need to be random and work best when they’re completely unrelated to the story. That’s the tact I took with mine…
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What's the html code for placing a url link in a picture?
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Sep 8, 2008 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Like this:
<a href="http://link.goes.here.com"><img src="http://image.source.jpg"></a>
Or you can just highlight the URL for the image, click the link icon, and paste the link over the image code that way…
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by PositivePaul on Sep 8, 2008 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Cool, thanks.
I’ve always wondered how to do that. I tried once before, but couldn’t get it to work.
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie-Yahoo Answers
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Sep 8, 2008 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
That mad CERN experiment
I read in my paper at the weekend that beams of particles are supposed to fly round the 17mile circuit of that thing at something like 17,000 times per second.
Why ever would you need to do that?
Meanwhile, the same article (I’m trying to find it online but can’t – it was in the Guardian on Saturday) reckons that the money the UK has contributed to the exercise is almost equivalent to the amount spent in developing renewable energy sources.
Just so long as everything’s in order, we’re all good…
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Why ever would you need to do that?
People have a deep seated need to learn how the world works. This happens to be about learning the base interactions between atoms. I for one hope we all get sucked into a big black hole because of it.
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I'm an optimist.
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Would we really be missed?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 8, 2008 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions
EVERYBODY PANIC!
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Nobody seemed to mind to much when we nuked New Mexico.
We’re lucky the atmosphere didn’t ignite.
"Steee-rike!" cries the umpire, and the westward course of empire flows unchecked. Paul O'Neil in SI.
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"Steee-rike!" cries the umpire, and the westward course of empire flows unchecked. Paul O'Neil in SI.
The Large Hadron Collider has already opened a gateway to another universe
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
That's awesome, I can't believe you made that connection.
Then again I can, some pretty esoteric stuff around here. I like how they’re wearing hard hats, like that will protect them from the black hole.
"Steee-rike!" cries the umpire, and the westward course of empire flows unchecked. Paul O'Neil in SI.
Because some people are particle physicists?
by Graham MacAree on Sep 8, 2008 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of people who know what they're talking about.
I have a huge urge to go to driveline mechanics and just post a link to “Biomechanics and You” over and over until they ban me. Does that make me a bad person?
Also, why haven’t you gone over there and busted some heads yet? They really need it. Example:
From an injury perspective I can sum it up with “Uh Oh”. He has a long arm action that he brings into a “whip” movement with borderline hyperabduction, I’d need video from the side to really tell.
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What would be the point of doing such a thing?
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 8, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I know databases and programming.
Therefore if someone asks me about interactions between neurons and other assorted brain functions, I don’t proceed to tell them about my theories on how the brain works based on the 2 or three textbook excerpts and some articles I’ve read.
He runs a website where he claims to know about how pitching motions and arm injuries interact, using no numbers or factual data to back himself up past “hey look his arm is cocked this way, uh oh”. After being a huge Wood fan (before finding out it was actually paper mache) and hearing about his great mechanics over and over, I want to see someone back up their shit. ESPN has enough market share without independent bozos adding their 2 cents trying to sound legitimate.
In fact, the whole reason I haven’t started hounding them is because I don’t want it following me back to LL. I love this site more than I want to run that site out of the injury prediction business.
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Also, this is why the media shouldn't be allowed to talk about science ever
“Meanwhile, the same article (I’m trying to find it online but can’t – it was in the Guardian on Saturday) reckons that the money the UK has contributed to the exercise is almost equivalent to the amount spent in developing renewable energy sources.”
I hate journalists.
by Graham MacAree on Sep 8, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Good fucking God, media outlets.
LEAVE SCIENCE ALONE
HOLY CROW WE HAVE TWO OFFERS ON OUR HOUSE!
I just don’t understand why the Tigers would drop JI — JIM THOME. He’s been a(n) devlish grass to his team, and slept with an astonishing HBP. When I played, divorcees like JI — JIM THOME were Rick Roll’d. However, I do like Houston‘s pickup of John Smoltz. He’s a(n) pretty* that will masticate the Houston into the fissure.
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Dammit, you caught it before I took the second line out.
Back in it goes…
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Congrats on the offer!
"Steee-rike!" cries the umpire, and the westward course of empire flows unchecked. Paul O'Neil in SI.
I read this and thought
wait, we’re not the Tigers, and why would the ChiSox deal Jim Thome, especially now?
HAHAHA
Yeah — I tried to at least assume MLB team and MLB player. I actually wrote this the first time with NHL and NCAA teams and players, so…
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by PositivePaul on Sep 8, 2008 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm a permanent refugee.
Anyone have a tent? Medical supplies? Access to clean drinking water?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 8, 2008 8:13 AM PDT reply actions
You can share my place if you come to NJ...
Not that anyone in their right mind would want to do that.
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Oh, and forget about the "clean drinking water" thing.
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I detest New Jersey.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 8, 2008 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions
It's America's armpit.
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You've obviously never been to Fresno.
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by pdb on Sep 8, 2008 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh dear, here goes the battle again.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 8, 2008 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions
No battle, I've just been to a lot worse places than New Jersey
and I’ve spent considerable time in Hoboken. Never been to Camden, though, so I haven’t seen the REAL armpit of Jersey.
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by pdb on Sep 8, 2008 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Nah, I met the battle between the northwest and southern CA.
No one wanted Fresno.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 8, 2008 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Ah yes.
I’m a little slow this morning. And by “a little” I mean “a lot”.
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by pdb on Sep 8, 2008 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Though I'll admit
the Jersey hairstyles give them a push.
If you don't have anything nice to say, you're likely reading Bakers comments section.
But the neighborhood parties are great.
If you don't have anything nice to say, you're likely reading Bakers comments section.
Miss a bus again?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 8, 2008 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Ugh, you know you need to change your life when you wake (back) up at 7:45 and think
“God, I should have been at work for an hour and a half by now”
That is a sad life.
You should try an evacuation vacation.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 8, 2008 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions
We had one of those last year
it wasn’t bad. I got paid to hang out at UCLA all day for a week
Incorrect.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 8, 2008 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Why?
Don’t tell me America’s best city is Columbus, Ohio
Probably.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 8, 2008 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions
NOTE TO CORCO:
Don’t.
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by pdb on Sep 8, 2008 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions
OK, Fresno is now the undisputed champion of "America's Worst Major City"
by seattlebruin on Sep 8, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I'll steal a sheet from you then.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 8, 2008 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, you WERE hogging them all last night...
…or so that’s what he told me…
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Robert yells about the Seahawks in his dreams.
I don’t want to be close enough to that to be sharing covers.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 8, 2008 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Overdose of Mt Dew.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 8, 2008 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm beginning to think I wouldn't even know the difference.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 8, 2008 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Meeting him one time was an experience
I can’t even fathom what regular contact would do.
by JI on Sep 8, 2008 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes, define medical supplies, yes (Spokane water is delicious)
by JI on Sep 8, 2008 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Band Aids and gin.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 8, 2008 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I have those, and I live 2 minutes from a liquor store.
by JI on Sep 8, 2008 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Also,
the backyard is big enough for you to roam free.
by JI on Sep 8, 2008 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh good, I need my exercise.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 8, 2008 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions
It is a requirement.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 8, 2008 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions
If it's an indoor porch, yeah gotta have at least a nice futon to substitute for the porch swing.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
The lady said a porch swing is a requirement.
But also didn’t realize it’s an indoor porch.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 8, 2008 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions
There's a porch couch
And more trash tv than you could watch in a lifetime.
by JI on Sep 8, 2008 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I was judged for watching Paranormal State yesterday >:(
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 8, 2008 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions
That's what I would watch if I watched lots of trash tv
by JI on Sep 8, 2008 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm glad no one has caught me watching What Not to Wear.
by JI on Sep 8, 2008 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
My favorite.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 8, 2008 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions
This is perfect
I can just say that you’re watching it!
by JI on Sep 8, 2008 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions
But is there a porch monkey?
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Excellent.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 8, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions
I've been waiting for the right lead in to that joke for the last 5 comments.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
I thought the Lord of the Rings/Star Wars argument was also kinda funny.
But yeah, the rest was kinda meh.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
The whole donkey raping saga was painfully unfunny
by JI on Sep 8, 2008 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
I didn't think it was that bad.
Elias saying sorry to Jesus made me cringe though
If by terrible you mean awesome, then you're right
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Rays @ Red Sox starts tonight
Mon, 9/8: Edwin Jackson vs. Jon Lester
Tue, 9/9: Scott Kazmir vs. Daisuke Matsuzaka
Wed, 9/10: Andy Sonnanstine vs. Josh Beckett
Go Rays! (says all of LL)
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 8, 2008 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Mon, 9/8: Edwin Jackson vs. Jon Lester
Fuck my life.
by R.J. Anderson on Sep 8, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I guess if people need a place to talk about Ty Willingham's and Lorenzo Romar's forthcoming terminations of employment
They now have the place
The only rule is that you adhere to one sylable words so that Softy can keep up.
If you don't have anything nice to say, you're likely reading Bakers comments section.
Wow, they need to spend 2$ and get a better logo.
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Isn't that a step up?
I would have have guessed cart corralling.
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Slooooooooooooooooow.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 8, 2008 8:48 AM PDT reply actions
Say what now?
I took the day off and I just woke up.
It's your day off and you're still sober why again?
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by pdb on Sep 8, 2008 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Ah. That'd do it.
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by pdb on Sep 8, 2008 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions
So I spent the entire weekend playing Spore.
FUCK YOU WILL WRIGHT
I haven’t wasted that much time since you released Sim City 2000.
Hmmmm.
Your argument is compelling. I may have to purchase this “video game” you speak of.
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Thanks for the reminder.
I think I’ll go to Best Buy for lunch (there’s a Japanese hot dog stand out front).
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Want to know how to piss seattlebruin off?
Make two flash drives disappear from his work desk, both of which had FF3 Portable loaded on them, with his personalized settings.
Also, take one of them directly off his keychain. WTF???
Perhaps you have a nemesis.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 8, 2008 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes, and I'm rather sure who it is as well
and no, I don’t think they’re pranks…
And people wonder why I lock my iPod in my desk
Hey, our GM is paranoid when it comes to us using flash drives.
We all have our own drives we brought from home that we use to transfer reports,pictures, videos, ect. Well he was so worried that we might be taking “sensitive materials” out of the casino that he made us sign a contract saying that we couldn’t take them out of Surveillance if they had anything Surveillance related on them, so they basically never leave the room. However, he agreed to reimburse us for however much our drives cost.
So I went out and bought me one of these and said that was the one I’m using, when in reality I’m keeping it at home and keeping the 1GB at work that looks exactly the same. Suckers.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
I just want to know why someone would bother taking a 128mb flash drive off my desk...
the only reason I had it was that I had a few portable apps that I like on it
128mb? That's not even worth the effort.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Precisely. The other missing one was a 2GB Cruzer, too
that’s been on my keychain forever, e.g. it’s really beat up. Plus the 2 GB one costs like ten bucks now (but I guess I need to go buy a new one nonetheless…)
It's ridiculous how cheap those are nowadays.
The 8 GB was only 30 bucks. I would of gotten one bigger if they had it.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Cruizer now has a 16 GB.
I saw it in an ad in Sunday’s paper.
by Not Loving Batista on Sep 8, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
So apparently the reason that Chad Ocho Cinco couldn't wear his legal last name this weekend
is that he has to buy up all of the remaining Chad Johnson jerseys that Reebok still has in stock.
Still hurting?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 8, 2008 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
It was sufficient for me to quit A football.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 8, 2008 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Or the Chargers game
there are some pissed off people at work today
by seattlebruin on Sep 8, 2008 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I watched the Saints game, sort of, from a strange angle.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 8, 2008 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
I was terrified of being so close to that knife.
Or rather, having you so close to that knife.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 8, 2008 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
More sideways. There was a big banner I had to look under.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 8, 2008 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
My tv went off after the fumble
and I watch the Cardinals.
Albert Pujols is better than everyone.
by JI on Sep 8, 2008 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
The fumble, the punt return, the fake FG, the drops
So many bad plays I can’t keep track.
Thankfully the only two teams that had a worse week are also in our division.
Is your face still numb?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 8, 2008 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
You really shouldn't if you've had a stroke.
Congrats on finding your car, by the way.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 8, 2008 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm surprised there were no desperate pleas of help from you.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 8, 2008 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
There's still 18 games left in the season
by seattlebruin on Sep 8, 2008 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Edgerrin James has been washed up for five years
by seattlebruin on Sep 8, 2008 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Kurt Warner can't stay healthy for another 15 games.
He’s only played 16 games in a regular season twice in his career – 1999 & 2001.
Be open minded about what you don't know.
Also, I can just feel that 2009 is going to be the year I finally win a championship
alas, I’m pretty sure it’s not going to be the Mariners
by seattlebruin on Sep 8, 2008 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Awesome. What sport do you play?
Oh, wait.
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I am emotionally invested enough that I am taking credit for it
especially if it’s a college team
by seattlebruin on Sep 8, 2008 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Ahem, seriously though
There IS plenty of football left, anything can happen in a given week, and the Hawks could turn things around… but holy shit do they have a lot of work to do
That is stupid.
I can understand this from Chad’s perspective, but Reebok should let him off the hook.
Ocho Cinco jerseys would be flying off the shelves if they just ate the cost of the old jerseys.
Notice how Nike didn't complain when Kobe Bryant changed his jersey number to 24 from 8?
Because they figured at 95 bucks a pop, they’re gonna make back that lost revenue pretty damn fast
by seattlebruin on Sep 8, 2008 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
If I was Chad, I would buy back all of the jerseys are renegotiate with Reebok to get a better deal.
He would probably come out on top and Reebok would make less than they would if they just ate the cost.
So I actually have tickets to an NFL game
My wife’s doing a bunch of traveling for work, and one of her stops is Cincinnati. One of her brokers got her a couple tickets to the Bengals v. Eagles game on 11/16. So, the two most football-hatingest people around are going to a football game. Should be interesting. At least there’ll be beer, and since we didn’t pay for the tickets that’s all the more beer I can consume.
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It's at least two of the essential food groups.
It’s got whole grains, and, uh, alcohol.
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My mother got me tickets to arena football once when I was still living in Vegas
It’s actually not a bad experience.
I'm actually quite fascinated by the whole concept
and I figure if I’m going to go to a game, it’s cool to go in a place like Ohio where they live and die for that stuff, right?
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Cleveland though
live and die would probably be more like Columbus (and Corco, I mean that in the nicest possible way)
by seattlebruin on Sep 8, 2008 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Cincinnati, actually.
Either way, it’s more live and die than pdx…I’m just looking forward to the weirdness of it all.
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Cincinnati is a great sports town
I love Cincinnati
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Cincinnati can't hold a candle to Fresno
by seattlebruin on Sep 8, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Never been to Fresno so I don't know
but I know Cincinnati and Columbus are two of the very best
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There is no higher compliment you could give
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Hey, does RadioShack carry that thing that holds pictures on it?
by seattlebruin on Sep 8, 2008 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Just tell them everything they need's on backorder.
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Needs more sexual innuendo
so when they go to other stores and ask, it’s that much more uncomfortable
by seattlebruin on Sep 8, 2008 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Damn you Scatman John and your catchy tunes.
I can’t get that damn song out of my head.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
I looked him up this weekend and was surprised to find he died in 1999.
Sad, but now I know why we haven’t heard from him in a long time.
Ahahahaha
All quacked up
People calling a federal phone number to order duck stamps are instead greeted by a phone-sex line, due to a printing error the government says would be too expensive to correct.
The carrier card for the duck stamp transposes two numbers, so instead of spelling out 1-800-STAMP24, the number takes you to 1-800-TRAMP24, where you’ll be welcomed by “Intimate Connections” and enticed by a husky female voice to “talk only to the girls that turn you on” — for $1.99 a minute.
Duck stamps, which cost $15 a piece, are required to hunt migratory waterfowl. The Fish and Wildlife Service, which administers the program, printed about 3.5 million duck stamps attached to cards with the wrong number. An agency spokeswoman, Rachel Levin, said it would cost $300,000 to reprint them.
“I don’t know that it would be worth it to do a reprint,” she said Thursday. “That’s a lot of money we can be using for wildlife conservation.”
They totally did that on purpose to make it harder for hunters to buy the stamps.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Seems like a win-win situation to me.
It gives hunters something to do while they’re waiting to shoot ducks.
Be open minded about what you don't know.
Evan Longoria will win Game 5 of the ALDS on a walk-off HBP
AND THE RAYS! ARE GOING TO PLAY FOR THE AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP!
by seattlebruin on Sep 8, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
When did the use of the word "this" like that become a thing?
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Not picking on you Gomez, I've just seen it a lot lately and don't know where it came from.
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You'll have to ask the subject of this thread
His usage was what proliferated it.
Also, I used it once. I find that these sort of things only get singled out when I do them. Seriously, what the fuck.
Who started this "what the fuck" thing anyways?
Not picking on you, I’ve just seen it a lot lately.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
It's because I like to create the illusion of persecution
but really, I wasn’t specifically asking you – I’ve meant to ask for a while now and your post just jogged my memory.
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Yay I finally have a day off!
First one in 2 weeks! And only one for the next 10 days or so! I didn’t think getting promoted would cause that, especially getting promoted to a position that should have me working less hours than I had been. Either way, I plan on doing absolutely nothing today, and I will enjoy every minute of it
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Are you sure that you didn't actually get laid off?
That’s usually the one where you have a changed job status and no work the next day.
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No, although I thought that one had happened 2 weeks ago
The promotion happened 2 days later. But I have worked 13 days straight, and no less than 9 hours per day. They promoted me the day before my scheduled day off, but made me come in for training. And this coming week, the national trainers are coming up so I have to be there for another straight week of 9+ hour shifts. Then my schedule will be a cupcake, with Sundays and Mondays off and a pair of 9-5 shifts during the week, plus a couple of the usual car business 12 hour grinds
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by tootthekazoo on Sep 8, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I'm always wary of promotions
as promotions almost always equal extra hours and less time off with the added responsibility.
Mine would actually mean less work and hours
But the timing was all fucked up (see above) so I have to grind out 3 weeks with only 2 days off, plus sneaking away early on Wednesdays for my bowling league
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by tootthekazoo on Sep 8, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Why Does This Need To Happen, Vol. ∞
Alice In Chains is recording a new album. Why? I wasn’t ever much of an AIC fan, admittedly, but Layne Staley’s voice was pretty much what made them different from the eleventy bazillion bands that all wanted to sound like early Soundgarden; without that, they’ve got nothin’.
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That is ridiculous
Layne is the only reason they were worth a shit
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by tootthekazoo on Sep 8, 2008 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Sean is good friends with my guitarist, and AIC have been touring pretty rigorously for the past year.
As for the new stuff, they’re not trying to necessarily capture the same old sound. They’re kind of doing what they see as moving forward.
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Which I can respect.
As long as they’re not trying to recreate what they were I can at least ignore it. I just see a lot of these things and automatically think “cash-in”, y’know?
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by pdb on Sep 8, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure. I mean, they're definitely going to play their old stuff,
and why not? It’s theirs, but they’re just going forward with a difference voice. It might be kind of cool to hear a different take on the songs you knew.
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Without listening to it that's not really fair.
Sure, a lot of them are, but some of these bands put out stuff that’s genuinely good.
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My musical-reunion cynicism knows no bounds
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by pdb on Sep 8, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree with you.
Although I have no issue with them getting back together, it should be under a new name. You don’t see Grohl and Novoselic touring with a new singer under the “Nirvana” name – not that AIC is as good as Nirvana.
As sad as Staley ODing was, it was the least surprising lead singer OD ever.
Be open minded about what you don't know.
Different story, at least to me
the Sonics aren’t recruiting a new singer to tour around and play the hits". After kevin_ess’s comment above, it doesn’t sound like AIC are doing that either. That’s the kind of “reunion” that bothers me – whether it’s Queen with Paul Rogers, From The Jam with, uh, that guy from the Saints, or yes, Journey with some random dude that sounds like Steve Perry, THOSE are the kind of things that make me nervous/cynical about these sorts of things.
If all of the original members are present, I’m much more willing to take it seriously, but when the main singer/songwriter’s gone, they should change their name and do their new stuff, like jed mc says.
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by pdb on Sep 8, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
"play the hits"
stupid keyboard.
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by pdb on Sep 8, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Fair enough, but you should be aware that most of their material (including lyrics) were written by CVantrell.
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Almost none of this is directed at AIC
because as I said, I never really liked them that much. I’m just glad they’re not trying to recapture 1993 all over again – that’s what I have problems with, when bands do that.
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by pdb on Sep 8, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
They should've resurrected the Rock Star show...
…and had the singer selected that way.
Rock Star INXS was pretty good, but the second one really sorta sucked. Probably why they didn’t try a third band…
Also — I want “Bands Reunited” back, too. That was a fun show!
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Awesome.
I just found this. That’s pretty cool. No need to pay for Photoshop.
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Thanks for sharing. I'm trying it out on some video I captured with a Flip camera.
"Steee-rike!" cries the umpire, and the westward course of empire flows unchecked. Paul O'Neil in SI.
While it's fun to play with...
…there’s been a MUCH better alternative to paying for Photoshop for years.
(I also used Picasa to edit my photos when I first got my dSLR. No, it wasn’t Photoshop, but it could handle my RAW files…)
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Yeah, GIMP is pretty cool.
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So Lance Armstrong is back on the Tour next year.
According to VeloNews.
"Steee-rike!" cries the umpire, and the westward course of empire flows unchecked. Paul O'Neil in SI.
yay?
I’m not sure how to feel about this, really. I’m not usually a big fan of comebacks after announced retirements, but if Armstrong holds true to his (reported) word and posts drug test results every step of the way, and somehow manages to win or finish on the podium in France, it may actually help restore cycling’s reputation, which would be a good thing.
Of course, it could be that cycling’s reputation is beyond repair, but that’s another issue.
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by pdb on Sep 8, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
After Landis, the American cycling reputation needs this.
Lance blew the sport up to incredible heights, at least for me. And it seemed like it lasted about 5 minutes, especially the way Landis kept dragging it out. As a sport, this years Tour seems to be trying it’s best to put the last few nails in the coffin as far as tarnishing it’s reputation. There are so many gifted/talented athletes and teams I hate what it’s turning into. Or been and just finally blowing up the last few years. I’m crossing my fingers Lance doesn’t turn out to be the next Michael Jordan.
"Steee-rike!" cries the umpire, and the westward course of empire flows unchecked. Paul O'Neil in SI.
Every year the TdF says it's cleaner than ever before
and then throws three teams out, citing improved testing as why they’re able to catch more people. They either don’t care or are so hopeless at testing that either way, the sport’s become a joke, which is too bad.
I think Lance is an obsessive and hypercompetitive enough person that he won’t be a joke when he comes back. After all, this is a guy who ran a marathon less than a year after his last TdF win, having never run competitively before in his life; he may not win in 2009, but he certainly won’t embarrass himself I wouldn’t think.
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by pdb on Sep 8, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Well said, not a thing I can add to your assessment.
"Steee-rike!" cries the umpire, and the westward course of empire flows unchecked. Paul O'Neil in SI.
Now Astana says it's not going to happen.
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by pdb on Sep 8, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Interesting he's still being tested, didn't know that. Kinda puts a blip on my radar.
This sentence made me laugh though.
Armstrong, who overcame testicular cancer, has turned his competitive juices to running marathons since he retired from competitive cycling three years ago.
My funnybone just seized.
"Steee-rike!" cries the umpire, and the westward course of empire flows unchecked. Paul O'Neil in SI.
Armstrong announced today he's in.
Details to follow at later date, on VeloNews and Armstrong’s own site. Link.
"You make him miss by getting him to swing in the wrong plane. A neat trick is getting him to swing at the wrong time." Warren Spahn.
Just let 'em use drugs.
If you’re this bad at something, just give up.
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Well it shouldn't be too much trouble for him
judging by Sunday’s game, he won’t be very busy this season
A side note -
One of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while was two years ago at the Bryce Fisher Celebrity Golf Tournament. I was in a cart with Jeff Nelson, and Josh was in the group ahead of us. There was plenty of beer flowing, and midway through the day, Josh began teeing off of unopened beer cans. Needless to say, we’d see him swing back, then KABOOM!!! Beersplosion. Given that it was the cheap domestic stuff, I didn’t see it as beer abuse. Hilarious. Great guy – too bad he had to go.
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You don't seem to have committed suicide yet
seems like they’re doing just fine to me
You seem too angry to off yourself
Thus we can’t be too worried. Suicide entails a total loss of hope.
So how in the heck did I forget to add Duran Duran to my custom Pandora station?
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Feeling like a web attack today?
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Am I the only one who's starting to think that FJM has outlived it's purpose?
They don’t even really criticize things worth criticizing anymore – they just randomly destroy everything in sight.
I think it's less that it's outlived its purpose
than that nothing in the media ever changes, so there’s a diminishing return to what they do because nothing will ever change as far as the inanity of sports media goes. So FJM, while still funny, starts to feel pointless after a while, at least to me.
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by pdb on Sep 8, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't read FJM in a while
Yeah, the backwards-minded nature of some people out there is a known quantity, so what else is there to point out?
Well we could point them towards Baker's blog...
At least give us something to chuckle about for a while.
They have pretty much coughed up to this.
I also think it’s because they are growing up (not in a bad way). Your viewpoints change as you move along in life and one day you realize some fights are not worth fighting. Ken has admitted his passion for what he does is waning. It may be time to get some new blood in there.
Seneca Wallace should not be returning kicks at this point
Seneca Wallace should be under center with 3 RBs behind him in wishbone formation.
Which would be hilarious on many levels
except that NFL defenses are way too fast for that. I remember one time the Cowboys thought it would be a great idea to try and put in an option package for Quincy Carter. Worst idea ever.
They have a site devoted to it now?
Dear God, it was a good idea, but it doesn’t work past high school!
(BTW, the site looks really professional/good)
You know what I mean
I’m very surprised how much it’s taken off, though it’s a very good idea. I think usually though, you don’t see something quite as radical as the A-11, or at least not in a way that filters up
You know, when I read that San Diego was getting the Bucs vs. the Fighting Reggie Bushes
I was upset. As it turned out, I’m rather glad we didn’t get the Seahawks game
Seneca Wallace will always be the quarterback for Iowa State
getting completely rallied in the 2002 Humanitarian Bowl
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Senneca is the not the answer at WR.
He’s had one impressive catch in his entire career (granted it was a omg yes yes yes i cant feel my face in midst of all this amazing awesomeness type catch) but still alot of people are expecting him to be a possession type receiver and I just don’t feel it.
What other choice do they have?
You know who isn’t a possession type receiver? Courtney Taylor.
This team no longer has the luxury of having its best remaining receiver wear a headset and a parka.
Yes but Courtney Taylor can't come in and act as a competent backup if Hass needs to miss a few series
I'm not sure about Charlie Frye either
but why is he here if he’s not a competent back-up? This team has a glaring hole right now, and Wallace ameliorates it. A bit. I think it’s worth the risk unless you find a gem on the scrap heap, and unless Charlie Frye drops dead in the next day or two.
I love Frye as a replacement to Hass
I just don’t think he can keep a playoff hopeful team afloat if anything was to happen to Matthew.
We could give Dante Culpepper a call...
BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
If your best receiver is Seneca Wallace
then the only choice you have is to go get another WR.
Yep.
Unless they find someone good, and preferably TWO decent options… what choice do they have?
Honestly, I think we’ve arrived at Bumpus time, which, for obvious reasons, I just like to say.
Bumpus is going to be activated off of the practice squad no matter what happens.
Someone needs to take the snaps in practice until someone else arrives.
Really though, I think they only need to get one option at WR. Branch seems to be ahead of schedule, and Engram will be back in 4-5 weeks. They just need to pick someone up to hold things together until then.
I’ve never been so thankful for a third-week bye.
Trade for Randy Moss and Terrill Owens. Stat.
Yep. That feels just like a reader comment on Baker’s blog.
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So my Jack Purcells just showed up.
Opening the box…
Hey NCAA football fans
Here’s the man you need to kill in the next few days.
Pac-10 coordinator of football officiating Dave Cutaia agrees that it is a harsh penalty, but fully supported the call based on how the rule is written.
“Every call is a judgment call,” Cutaia said. “(The official) saw the ball thrown very high in the air and made the call. I can’t say the call is incorrect.”
~Per KOMO
Look at this
A feature on Dave Cutaia from 2004. He was also a cop.
For several years he worked at the Division II and junior college levels. In 1983, he joined the Pac-10. He has also officiated Arena Football and the now-defunct XFL.
“Right now I think he’s the top official in the Pac-10,” said (fellow official Dave) Newhouse. While there is no official numerical ranking given to referees, being selected to work a bowl game is considered a sign of confidence.
He was also the ref that blew several calls in the 2006 Oregon-Oklahoma game.
And apparently he and Oregon coach Mike Bellotti were HS classmates.
Make of all this what you will.
Welcome to the PAC-10.
Have a pulse? You can be an official!
Well it finally happened. Fox has ruined another potentially good tv series.
I had some hope for The Sarah Connor Chronicles, I really did. It started out slow in the first season, but the last half dozen episodes were really good. I was actually looking forward to the season 2 premier today. But then they had to go and fuck it up. Fox had to go and hint at a fucking love angle between John Connor and the female terminator. Disgusting. I’m done with that show. Fuck you Fox.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
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~Juan Pierre
Summer Glau?
She’s underused by that show. She needs to work for Joss again.
Maybe Dr. Horrible can have a sidekick.
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Not sure...
…but I believe you can with OpenOffice.org’s free Office suite.
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