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9/5: Open Game Thread, Part 3

Wherever you go from here, Brandon, take me with you.

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MORROW TIME

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 5, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Morrow time

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Sep 5, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sIT THE FUCK DOWN rAUL

DEFENSE DEFENSE DEFENSE

by JI on Sep 5, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and away we go!

XBOX live gamertag: BANE509...I would die tonight for my beliefs.

by Christian on Sep 5, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MORROW TIME!

Let’s go 7 pitch inning!

by AtomicGarden on Sep 5, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MORROW

By the way Pettite is pitching a darn good game

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by I'm NOT Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Three thread night

on a friday…. must be somethin’ special.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Sep 5, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yuni's play reminscent of Vizquels on Bosio's

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by Christian on Sep 5, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And Wlad out of CF

… and Lopez out of 2b…. and swap Beltre back to 3b….

by CKremer on Sep 5, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

QUICK, CALL CANADA!

WE NEED BLUE JAYS DEFENDERS STAT!

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just set up targets on the field

Like Skeeball

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Sep 5, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Were in fucking last place

I can’t imagine what the world series feels like

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 5, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like this

It’s lower pressure excitement

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by I'm NOT Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 5, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GET REED THE FUCK IN THERE

IBANEZ NEEDS TO SIT BACK DOWN

all caps is fun

by IceStormV1 on Sep 5, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

REED TO CENTER

FOREFIT THE DH

TUGLETT TO SHORT

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by I'm NOT Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No! Morrow might have to hit!

Don’t disturb the balance!

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WLAD TO LEFT

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by I'm NOT Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Let's go!

Nady’s looked hopeless so far…

by marc w on Sep 5, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bullpen?

I would refuse to go in.

XBOX live gamertag: BANE509...I would die tonight for my beliefs.

by Christian on Sep 5, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just a Boeing line by Morrow

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 5, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Strike?

XBOX live gamertag: BANE509...I would die tonight for my beliefs.

by Christian on Sep 5, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Tyrannosaurus Rex'd

And I think he meant the 7 7 7 for K/GB/FB

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Sep 5, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can we trade Silva now

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Sep 5, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

appeal!

XBOX live gamertag: BANE509...I would die tonight for my beliefs.

by Christian on Sep 5, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey everybody

I’m from Brew Crew Ball. Hope your no-hitter goes better than ours.

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Sep 5, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yours didn't happen.

Also, DIAF.

I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.

by andrewgolfsalot on Sep 5, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

God still 97

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by I'm NOT Corco on Sep 5, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow.

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by Christian on Sep 5, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SWING AND A MISS!

5!

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Sep 5, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OH HOLY BALLS YES

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by I'm NOT Corco on Sep 5, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GOD I CAN'T EVEN FUNCTION RIGHT NOW

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by I'm NOT Corco on Sep 5, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow!

Had an eathquake hit here in Oakland and I couldn’t be bothered to get up or take my eyes off of the TV.

by Toxteth on Sep 5, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

actually?

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Sep 5, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

House just went side-to-side. I kept my ass planted in my chair. Please don’t let the tree next door fall on me now. Wait until the 9th is over.

by Toxteth on Sep 5, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

whoa! hardcore man.

"Steee-rike!" cries the umpire, and the westward course of empire flows unchecked. Paul O'Neil in SI.

by dpseadv on Sep 5, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's the effect of pure awesomeness.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh man, im not a m’s fan, but id just like to say it would make my weekend if morrow finishes this thing.

by spinz on Sep 5, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nope

Nope nope nope.

by Jeff on Sep 5, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KKKKKKKK 8!!

"Steee-rike!" cries the umpire, and the westward course of empire flows unchecked. Paul O'Neil in SI.

by dpseadv on Sep 5, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Shut up Blowers!

XBOX live gamertag: BANE509...I would die tonight for my beliefs.

by Christian on Sep 5, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sweet jesus

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 5, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THROW FASTBALL

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by I'm NOT Corco on Sep 5, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Breathe.

XBOX live gamertag: BANE509...I would die tonight for my beliefs.

by Christian on Sep 5, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

omg.....

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 5, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pitching Wedge.

XBOX live gamertag: BANE509...I would die tonight for my beliefs.

by Christian on Sep 5, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CALM DOWN BITCHES

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by I'm NOT Corco on Sep 5, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dave Niehaus sounds so happy!!! A little like a concerned grandfather.

100 pitches.

"Steee-rike!" cries the umpire, and the westward course of empire flows unchecked. Paul O'Neil in SI.

by dpseadv on Sep 5, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

awesome..

Morrow brilliance AND an earthquake here in Berkeley. Hometown boy makes good!

by windknot on Sep 5, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'M SO HAPPY NOW

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by I'm NOT Corco on Sep 5, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's fine

Free baserunners ain’t shit

by Gomez on Sep 5, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BOO!

Favor the Bold

by IcebreakerX on Sep 5, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IN THE ASS

GIVE HIM THE K

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Sep 5, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on DP.

XBOX live gamertag: BANE509...I would die tonight for my beliefs.

by Christian on Sep 5, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like that he went with the changeup

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 5, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Prediction:

Cano gets clowned

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Sep 5, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OK THAT'S CHILL

1.1 MORE

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by I'm NOT Corco on Sep 5, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

come on DP

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 5, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WLADDDY!!!!!

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Sep 5, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Phew.

4!

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I AM SO STRESSED OUT.

If your life had a face, I'd punch it in the balls.

by royalcurve on Sep 5, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT

Have my babies Balentin

by marinator on Sep 5, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WLAD = WILLIE MAYS

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 5, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU WLAD GET UNDER THE BALL FACING IT

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Sep 5, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus Christ on a Crutch!

XBOX live gamertag: BANE509...I would die tonight for my beliefs.

by Christian on Sep 5, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES!!!!!!

YES YES YES

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by I'm NOT Corco on Sep 5, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice one, Wlad

made a meal of it, but hey…

by marc w on Sep 5, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He's starting to tire.

TOUGH IT OUT BRANDON!

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ah Ah Ah!!!! How about the adrenaline in my veins Rizzs

"Steee-rike!" cries the umpire, and the westward course of empire flows unchecked. Paul O'Neil in SI.

by dpseadv on Sep 5, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TWO HANDS!

XBOX live gamertag: BANE509...I would die tonight for my beliefs.

by Christian on Sep 5, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

EDDIE GUARDADO STYLE PITCHING NOW

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by I'm NOT Corco on Sep 5, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WILSON BETEMIT

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by I'm NOT Corco on Sep 5, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He can't go 9

or can he?

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 5, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

She said that.

XBOX live gamertag: BANE509...I would die tonight for my beliefs.

by Christian on Sep 5, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GOOD PINCH HITTERS SUCK

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by I'm NOT Corco on Sep 5, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nasty.

XBOX live gamertag: BANE509...I would die tonight for my beliefs.

by Christian on Sep 5, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's right

Use those other pitches. Fuck with those losers.

by Gomez on Sep 5, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dave called that a curve on the radio-true??

"Steee-rike!" cries the umpire, and the westward course of empire flows unchecked. Paul O'Neil in SI.

by dpseadv on Sep 5, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

93

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

93?

XBOX live gamertag: BANE509...I would die tonight for my beliefs.

by Christian on Sep 5, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I CAN'T BREATHE RIGHT NOW

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by I'm NOT Corco on Sep 5, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Aw

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Sep 5, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

shit

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 5, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Sep 5, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

If your life had a face, I'd punch it in the balls.

by royalcurve on Sep 5, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DAMN YOU ICHIRO!

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

God Game though

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 5, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK FUCK FUCK

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by I'm NOT Corco on Sep 5, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Awesome game kiddo!!!!

"Steee-rike!" cries the umpire, and the westward course of empire flows unchecked. Paul O'Neil in SI.

by dpseadv on Sep 5, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well

It was fun. That was way way WAY WAY more than any of us could expected.

by Gomez on Sep 5, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck.

Great job, though.

by krb on Sep 5, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SHIT!!!!!!!

If your life had a face, I'd punch it in the balls.

by royalcurve on Sep 5, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Give him one more batter and pull him.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn it

XBOX live gamertag: BANE509...I would die tonight for my beliefs.

by Christian on Sep 5, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WIlson Betemit? Morrow fucking sucks/

RJ ANDERSON IS THE SECRET POLICE HALP.

by P Brady on Sep 5, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OK well I'm going to go get drunk

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by I'm NOT Corco on Sep 5, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dang.

brandon morrow is fucking here to stay!

by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CURTAIN CALL!

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

I think we forgot we are Mariners fans for sec, there.

by Slica on Sep 5, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GOOD JOB MORROW

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by I'm NOT Corco on Sep 5, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Brandon Morrow,

that was incredible. Thank you.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Sep 5, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I have earned my hooch on this night.

That was exhilirating!

If your life had a face, I'd punch it in the balls.

by royalcurve on Sep 5, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well Brandon

thanks for giving us the first thing to cheer about in ages.

by BrianL on Sep 5, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear Brandon Morrow

You are awesome. Please stay here forever.

by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was fun.

Thanks for that, Brandon.

by ryanhealy on Sep 5, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I thank you Brandon Morrow.

That was fantastic.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LL at it's best.

I’ve missed this sooo much.

by Susheel Ramasahayam on Sep 5, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow... Well done, Brandon

Saying that you exceeded expectations would be the understatement of the decade.

by marc w on Sep 5, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that was awesome

thank you Brandon, fuck you Yankees

by MFAN on Sep 5, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What a scary looking rotation for next year

Explosive doesn’t begin to describe what we saw today.

Now if we could only fix our offense and defense.

by marinator on Sep 5, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I am at the game, and I can't believe what I just saw.

Mr. Morrow just made a hell of a lot of people very, very happy.

If your life had a face, I'd punch it in the balls.

by royalcurve on Sep 5, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear Brandon

You made my night, and if we’re talking about the Top 50 Mariner Moments next off-season (wait, that was USSM)… I think you’ve just topped the list. Even if we somehow lose this game. Doesn’t matter. We love you.

by AtomicGarden on Sep 5, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Felix Hernandez Hit a Grand Slam off of Johan Santana.

Morrow would of had to have completed the No-No to top that.

But it’d better be #2.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice.

Uh… excellent work on those as well.

by AtomicGarden on Sep 5, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Suck it Yankee fans. You'll be doing the same thing we're doing come October.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You know

We drafted this, yet we spent $115.5 Million in contracts on stuff that’s worst that this….

by ThundaPC on Sep 5, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

makes you wonder

Had Morrow replaced Sliva or Tits at the start of the year, how many more wins we could of had?

by IceStormV1 on Sep 5, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True

but maybe enough to make things more interesting, we could have been fighting for .500 instead of fighting for Strasburg

by IceStormV1 on Sep 5, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but....

Bavasi might still be around

by marinator on Sep 5, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably a demoralized kid pitcher with a bad elbow.

"Steee-rike!" cries the umpire, and the westward course of empire flows unchecked. Paul O'Neil in SI.

by dpseadv on Sep 5, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Leave it to Beltre to get a hit from that

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Sep 5, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OH GOD JJ

IF YOU BLOW THIS I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU

by OlSalty on Sep 5, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait what??!!

Nothing on the radio!!

"Steee-rike!" cries the umpire, and the westward course of empire flows unchecked. Paul O'Neil in SI.

by dpseadv on Sep 5, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beltre limping after that slide.

He slides like he swings.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 5, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, the game is so over for me.

Wins are so fucking useless, I’m kinda done after Morrow’s performance. Hell of a game for him.

"Steee-rike!" cries the umpire, and the westward course of empire flows unchecked. Paul O'Neil in SI.

by dpseadv on Sep 5, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Putz better get his shit together.

He couldn’t carry Morrow’s jock right now. I’m hoping Putz quiets down for a bit. Gotta be the man before you act like the man.

"Steee-rike!" cries the umpire, and the westward course of empire flows unchecked. Paul O'Neil in SI.

by dpseadv on Sep 5, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear Brandon,

Sex me.

Yours,
all of us

by Jeff on Sep 5, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I won't deny feeling this way.

If your life had a face, I'd punch it in the balls.

by royalcurve on Sep 5, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ewwww. One less in line! Awesome!!

"Steee-rike!" cries the umpire, and the westward course of empire flows unchecked. Paul O'Neil in SI.

by dpseadv on Sep 5, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He does.

If your life had a face, I'd punch it in the balls.

by royalcurve on Sep 5, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, it's the performance not the win.

When I’m on to one team like holy on the pope, I know who’s worth his shit and who needs to take a break. The bullpen could blow this, and I’ll always know what Morrow did because I was on the edge of my seat for nearly every pitch.

"Steee-rike!" cries the umpire, and the westward course of empire flows unchecked. Paul O'Neil in SI.

by dpseadv on Sep 5, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True this.

"Steee-rike!" cries the umpire, and the westward course of empire flows unchecked. Paul O'Neil in SI.

by dpseadv on Sep 5, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh oh.

No no no no no no no….. I almost can’t watch….

If your life had a face, I'd punch it in the balls.

by royalcurve on Sep 5, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And it begins.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh great.

Not tonight, JJ. Don’t blow it tonight.

If your life had a face, I'd punch it in the balls.

by royalcurve on Sep 5, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thundertruck?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 5, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh what?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Sep 5, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At a certain point

don’t you get your entrance music put on hold when you really suck?

by JI on Sep 5, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Derek Jeter-

One hit closer to the Babe. So is every other Yankee that hit today.

by CKel on Sep 5, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow Kenji actually framed a pitch and it worked

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Sep 5, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeez almost, JJ

Real close there

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Sep 5, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now *this* feeling is more familiar.

If your life had a face, I'd punch it in the balls.

by royalcurve on Sep 5, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So who's booing him? The Mariner fans or the Yankee fans?

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mariner fans, at least where I'm sitting

If your life had a face, I'd punch it in the balls.

by royalcurve on Sep 5, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Idiots.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That wasn't as impressive as the first inning. He was playing close to the middle.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And while I'm thinking about it

How about a big “fuck you” to myself for sitting in my car next to the stadium tonight and deciding not to go, although I had no reason to not be there

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Sep 5, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Except that I was tired

Jesus I suck

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Sep 5, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This much disappointment in a season I feel ya'.

I haven’t been in the 7th level of hell this year, but I can see it from where I’m standing.

"Steee-rike!" cries the umpire, and the westward course of empire flows unchecked. Paul O'Neil in SI.

by dpseadv on Sep 5, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I blame myself

I cam home and put on some pajama-like clothes, cracked a beer, and laid on my couch with the laptop on the table next to me. My life is very boring

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Sep 5, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It will be when you have to repeat that routine for every Morrow start.

Sucks to be you don’t it?

"Steee-rike!" cries the umpire, and the westward course of empire flows unchecked. Paul O'Neil in SI.

by dpseadv on Sep 5, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know I'm going to

That’s the funny thing. Oh well. If it allows me to have that much joy, I’ll wear my pajamas to the games

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Sep 5, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes please

If your life had a face, I'd punch it in the balls.

by royalcurve on Sep 5, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I see it now

Monday: LL is filled with 2-3 pages of pure GTE
Tuesday: LL is filled with 2-3 pages of pure GTE
Wednesday: LL is filled with 2-3 pages of pure GTE
Thursday: LL is filled with 2-3 pages of pure GTE
Friday: “Hello…… Anyone?”

by IceStormV1 on Sep 5, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by OlSalty on Sep 5, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hot damn!

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES!!!!!!!!!!

If your life had a face, I'd punch it in the balls.

by royalcurve on Sep 5, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was thoroughly enjoyable.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Beltre!!

My nervousness started to evaporate after that swinging strike.

by Crystal for DH on Sep 5, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay!

Go buy yourself a beer. You deserve it.

by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RIP

Brandon Morrow’s no-hitter.

“A thing of beauty amidst a season of fail”

by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I can't wait to get home

and watch that on tv.

If your life had a face, I'd punch it in the balls.

by royalcurve on Sep 5, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

All I can say thank you Morrow!!!

For the first time in a long time I can’t wait for the recap.

by Happybelly on Sep 5, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Man that was awesome.

Brandon Morrow ladies and gentlemen. Wow.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I can't imagine what must be going through Morrow's head right now

In your first start in the majors to do something like that, at home, against the hated Yankees, striking out A-Rod no less. Must be an incredible feeling, and he totally deserves it.

by OlSalty on Sep 5, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

thank you Brandon Morrow

1st time since probably last august that the Mariners had me on the edge of my seat, just awesome.

by MFAN on Sep 5, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dave sims

no one loves him.

by Taylor H on Sep 5, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So do I.

If your life had a face, I'd punch it in the balls.

by royalcurve on Sep 5, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dave Sims is fine

People are jinxmongers. Throwing a no-no is really, really hard.

by Gomez on Sep 5, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's my fault.

I called my dad in the 8th.

:(

BUT FUCK YEAH BRANDON MORROW!

by Wilder. on Sep 5, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No reason to be upset as far as I'm concerned.

Because good God that made the future a little brighter after the Armstrong shitstorm today.

by BrianL on Sep 5, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I always feel better when I can include my dad in some history.

I never bonded so much with my dad August-October in ’95.

I can probably say since May of that year, as we were sitting down the right field line and watched Griffey go into the wall.

by Wilder. on Sep 5, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ummm...

That line about bonding came out wrong. We bonded the most ever between those times.

by Wilder. on Sep 5, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Naw it's 100 pitches when he hasn't thrown more than 82 this year

Niehaus said it on the radio: getting through the 8th might have created a dilemma, because Riggleman would have had to seriously considered pulling him for the 9th.

by Gomez on Sep 5, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There comes a point where rational thought isn't rational.

I’d risk injury to Morrow 100 times out a 100 if it meant the no hitter.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This

As smart as it is, taking him out would have pure madness

by IceStormV1 on Sep 5, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah. FWIW I don't think he was ever at risk of getting hurt

When you’re tired, you struggle just to make pitches, let alone locate them… and someone was probably going to get a hit eventually.

by Gomez on Sep 5, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah. When a pitcher has a no-no or a perfect game going, I'm only taking him out in 3 circumstances.

1. The pitcher gets injured and is physically unable to continue.
2. The pitcher gives up a base hit.
3. The pitcher himself asks me to pull him.

Otherwise, he is finishing the game, I don’t care if he has to throw 170 pitches to do it.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's funny

Given his current stamina threshold, this was actually a bad time to throw one, in terms of his being able to finish it. If he threw one 3-4 starts from now, he probably doesn’t run out of gas in the 8th, maybe not even the 9th.

That’s splitting hairs for fun, though. I’m certainly not complaining about tonight’s game. No way.

by Gomez on Sep 5, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wasn't worried about injury so much

It just became clear that he’d run out of gas in the 8th before he gave up the hit. His velocity on his fastball was down about 3 mph and he was starting to hang his breaking stuff. That’s why the hit didn’t really upset me, because it was sorta inevitable when he was completely out of juice, and it’s totally fine that he was after throwing way more pitches than he’s ever thrown.

by OlSalty on Sep 5, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Radio sucks.

I’m firing up the replay on MLB.tv right now. Gotta see this.

by Teej on Sep 5, 2008 9:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You really start sensing it after he goes through the lineup the first time.

When a pitcher has his stuff working that good early on, you know something special is going to happen.

Good on you to watch the replay. It’s like me watching April 11, 2007 six or seven times already.

by Wilder. on Sep 5, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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