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9/5: Open Game Thread, Part 2

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Just turned the game on...

who was that guy pitching for the M’s? Guy was throwing 96-97mph cheese. They get him off of waivers?

by PLU Tim on Sep 5, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

What is this rally thing

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Pffff...selfish Ichiro at it again.

A real gamer strikes out so everyone else can see more pitches.

by Crystal for DH on Sep 5, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

The optimist in me is loving this

The pessimist in me is saddened because were probebly going to go back to a Felix, Bedard, Silva, Batista, Wash rotation next year.

by IceStormV1 on Sep 5, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep

JJ won’t do well in ST, they’ll decide Morrow is more valuable to the team as a closer since they have 5 starters and that will be that

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when Yuni could of beaten that out?

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

MORROW TIME

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

oh geez two outs

shows how much attention I’m paying

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

MORROW TIME

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 5, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU HAVE BEEN SERVED!

/Rizz

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

(It was youth)

(That’s the only call Rizzs has made that I’ve liked since the dawn of MLB.tv)

by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 5, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't burst my bubble damnit.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

does this really surprise you?

He called Kenji – Rob Johnson in the first

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 5, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giambi shift was on

and Dave has the eyesight of Mr. Magoo.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Sep 5, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Popup, groundout, strikeout

The three true outcomes of Brandon Morrow

by Dewey N on Sep 5, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD I LOVE YOU MORROW

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Nady

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 5, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

MORROWNED

This is far cooler than I thought it would be

by Gomez on Sep 5, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Never again.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You would.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I <3 The Hawk

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flag'd

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I stand by it

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

97!!!

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Sep 5, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

OH DEAR GOD YES

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS SO AWESOME

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Bendy things!!!

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 5, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

That is not a ball

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Sep 5, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Booooo

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

dirty changeup

WTF

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 5, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

3rd Swinging Strike against Cano

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Sep 5, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm liking the change/split.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

and the slider

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 5, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

How are you doing this Brandon Fucking Morrow

The Sacramento River Cats gave you a harder time than this.

by Gomez on Sep 5, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

GROUNDOUT W00T

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

wait, is 61 pitches enough?

or do we get another inning or heaven?

by .Taylor on Sep 5, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

well probably 90

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 5, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quickly mariners get out

so we can watch more morrow

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 5, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

"These guys are hacking"

So you see what we’ve had to put up with all season.

by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 5, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Just swing and miss Balentien

I don’t want Morrow to get cold

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

So you like him sweaty?

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 5, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gj wlad

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Sep 5, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

97

It’s the 6th inning.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU HAVE ALSO BEEN MORROWNED

Felix and this guy in our rotation! This guy!

by Gomez on Sep 5, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUCK YES

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Sep 5, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD I LOVE THIS GAME

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Riggleman's not pulling him

Morrow will have to make Riggles pull him.

by Gomez on Sep 5, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

CAIROWNED

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Live to Win

Paul Stanley

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 5, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aerosmith

Walk this way!

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Sep 5, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

God damn 97 MPH fastball

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

98...

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Sep 5, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Does anybody remember..

Michael Kay lashing out at someone about reporting no hitters in progress? He ended up talking about like, the holocaust.

by CKel on Sep 5, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

This is so epic

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 5, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

BRANDON FUCKING MORROW!!

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

BREAKING BALL

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Sit the fuck down!!!!!

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Sep 5, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Sep 5, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus he's pitching a filthy game tonight.

"Steee-rike!" cries the umpire, and the westward course of empire flows unchecked. Paul O'Neil in SI.

by dpseadv on Sep 5, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

Best game of the year so far

by vkut79 on Sep 5, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

King Brandon!

"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.

by Big Jared on Sep 5, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD I LOVE THIS!!!!

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

HELLLLLLLL YES!!!!!!!!!!!

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

HELL FUCKING YEAH!

When do I call my dad to turn on the game?

by Wilder. on Sep 5, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Beginning of 8th

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Sep 5, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I JUST DRANK FOUR MONSTERS

AND BRANDON IS STILL GOING

by .Taylor on Sep 5, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

BETTER THAN ANYTHING FELIX EVER DID IN 05! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

God he is making this difficult

We should be pulling him now but that can’t happen

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck I have to get up real early tomorrow from work and I am totally exhausted

Yet I have gone from lying down nearly asleep on my couch at the beginning of this game to sitting up and on the front edge of the couch

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Sep 5, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome. Good to feel alive again isn't it?

"Steee-rike!" cries the umpire, and the westward course of empire flows unchecked. Paul O'Neil in SI.

by dpseadv on Sep 5, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it was anything other than this game keeping me up, I'd be PISSED

I have worked 8 straight 10+ hour days, and I want to sleep forever. But MORROOOOOW

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Sep 5, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fastest CostCo run of my life!

I was literally banging my cart through the store like Tom Cruise racing that other guy in the rental cars. So many pissed off grandmothers I can’t describe it. shit game on!

"Steee-rike!" cries the umpire, and the westward course of empire flows unchecked. Paul O'Neil in SI.

by dpseadv on Sep 5, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK neat Tui

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Morrow time

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 5, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

ALL RIGHT ITS MORROW TIME

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I've been tossing my keys up and down since this game started. I'm not stopping till it's over.

DON’T CHANGE ANYTHING THAT YOU ARE DOING!

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn,

I have to go back to sleep.

Favor the Bold

by IcebreakerX on Sep 5, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can remain pantless

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 5, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

what else is new.

XBOX live gamertag: BANE509...I would die tonight for my beliefs.

by Christian on Sep 5, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

but I am gonna get sooo full of pancakes I might explode.

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by Christian on Sep 5, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Morrow was facing the M's, the game would be over,

Also, all our batters would be in grief counseling because of the raping they had received.

by joof on Sep 5, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMNIT SIMS!

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

93...ruh roh

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Sep 5, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah, he just tossed that one up there

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Sep 5, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick innings

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

93!?

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

95

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

BREAKING BALLALLL

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously FUCK YES

And I mean that as the tv channel

by CKel on Sep 5, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Lopez!!

"Steee-rike!" cries the umpire, and the westward course of empire flows unchecked. Paul O'Neil in SI.

by dpseadv on Sep 5, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

ONE AWAY BITCHES

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

8

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

was just gonna say that

I really don’t want him to injure himself here though.

by vkut79 on Sep 5, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm with DMZ

“50: screw it, what else have we had to really get this riled up about this year? Put in defensive replacements and let’s do this thing.
50: nah, nah, you’ve got to pull him”

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

All the way, I don't care.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Far

Don’t know enough about pitch counts to say anything concrete.

by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 5, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

A-Rod wants it to happen.

XBOX live gamertag: BANE509...I would die tonight for my beliefs.

by Christian on Sep 5, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 5, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Changeup

Morrow’s changeup has often been going high all night. He seems a little off on the release point. However, the curve has been great.

by b_rider on Sep 5, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD

that was nasty

by .Taylor on Sep 5, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

His last start was his longest

The idea over the last few weeks has been to stretch him out.

I think he’s got a bit more in the tank than 85 pitches

by Gomez on Sep 5, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Sep 5, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking scared to move.

XBOX live gamertag: BANE509...I would die tonight for my beliefs.

by Christian on Sep 5, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

SWING AND A MISS!

7!

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

YES YES YES YES

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Sep 5, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Sep 5, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

A-ROD JUST GOT MORROWNED

HOLY SHIT THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING

by Gomez on Sep 5, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY MOTHERFUCKING

YES!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!J:LIJ:LKjr;alkjefio;ajepfoa df

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I'M SO HAPPY THAT I CAN'T STOP CRYING

YES!!!!! FUCK YES!!!!!!

FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

It's only been 7 innings though

We should wait until his 3rd time through the lineup

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Sep 5, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good point

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was A-Rod even trying there?

Also, I love the shadowed eyes. Looks like a comic book character

by joof on Sep 5, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

AEFJPOIEG L;AKJWEKL; AJ;KLEJRA;

AWESOMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

My smile hurts.

XBOX live gamertag: BANE509...I would die tonight for my beliefs.

by Christian on Sep 5, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

this is fantastic!

by CKremer on Sep 5, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

IM GIGGLING LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL!

6!!

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Sep 5, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LEAVE HIM OUT THERE

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 5, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD THIS GAME IS FANTASTIC

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew

Ohhhh man, most GTE in months

by Gomez on Sep 5, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

96 MPH looking strikes

in the 7th inning? are you kidding me?

by CKremer on Sep 5, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU CAMERA MAN

I JUST CHOKED ON SOME BEER

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Sep 5, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus, he's been sitting on this in the bullpen all year.

"Steee-rike!" cries the umpire, and the westward course of empire flows unchecked. Paul O'Neil in SI.

by dpseadv on Sep 5, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

No way they pull him

there’d be a riot at Safeco.

Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!

by MfaninAlaska on Sep 5, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Kidding? I bet half the fans are wearing pinstripes!!

"Steee-rike!" cries the umpire, and the westward course of empire flows unchecked. Paul O'Neil in SI.

by dpseadv on Sep 5, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOD I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Longest outing of his professional career.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WHO NEEDS FUCKING LINCECUM?

WHO NEEDS THAT LITTLE SHIT?

by .Taylor on Sep 5, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD DEFENDERS NOW

REED IN CENTER, WLAD IN LEFT, FUCK THE DH BELTRE AT THIRD

by BrianL on Sep 5, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

so can we just not bat the next 2 innings

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 5, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

we have batted the last two innings?

XBOX live gamertag: BANE509...I would die tonight for my beliefs.

by Christian on Sep 5, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow!

Not Morrow’s pitching……Giambi’s ’stache

Morrow is pitching better than Keith Hernandez’s moustache.

Yes that good.

"When I'm a evaluating a player the first three things I look at are: Character, character, and character."
-Charles Armstrong esq.

by Big Jared on Sep 5, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

It's like...

a baby squirrel laying on his face,

by PLU Tim on Sep 5, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

They really

need to get Wlad out of CF. I mean, obviously they’d love to preserve something like this – a no hitter to boost the fans – at the very least to raise attendance. But they are keeping Wlad in CF? Really?

by CKremer on Sep 5, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm kind of annoyed though

I was planning on being done watching this game at 8 because I had stuff to do

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by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Why did it show his line?

Is he coming out?

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 5, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

gotcha

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 5, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one is near him.

XBOX live gamertag: BANE509...I would die tonight for my beliefs.

by Christian on Sep 5, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

God Morrow is cute

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 5, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 5, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

a cute guy.

XBOX live gamertag: BANE509...I would die tonight for my beliefs.

by Christian on Sep 5, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're totally gay for awesomeness.

Deal with it.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

and even if he doesn't

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 5, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice work ichi

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 5, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Ichiro knows we want more Morrow.

"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "

.277/.324/.316

~Juan Pierre

by Goose on Sep 5, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY DIDN'T WE DO THIS TO BEGIN WITH????

WE’D BE WORLD SERIES BOUND GODDAMMIT

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Washingtonhighways.org

by Corco on Sep 5, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh, Vidro/Sexon/Joh in the same lineup?

Next year is looking up up up!

"Steee-rike!" cries the umpire, and the westward course of empire flows unchecked. Paul O'Neil in SI.

by dpseadv on Sep 5, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

We'd lose every game 2-0

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Sep 5, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

there you go yuni

You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 5, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Morrow is adorable.

XBOX live gamertag: BANE509...I would die tonight for my beliefs.

by Christian on Sep 5, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

My asshole of a friend is visiting New York this week

He just sent me a text message, and you all know exactly what it was saying. FUCK HIM

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Sep 5, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I have to pee sooooo bad.

XBOX live gamertag: BANE509...I would die tonight for my beliefs.

by Christian on Sep 5, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

We all look like geniuses right now.

Suck it front office.

Lets have an orgy!

by Slica on Sep 5, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

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