9/5: Open Game Thread
New York Yankees at Seattle Mariners, Sep 5, 2008 7:10 PM PDT
The first pitch in the Mariners' series opener against the Yankees could be a fastball, cutter, slider, curveball, splitter or changeup -- the impressive repertoire right-hander Brandon Morrow has at his disposal for the first start of his Major League career.
I have an inkling.
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My money is on cutter, slider, curveball, splitter or changeup
Also 6 pitches is a bad sign…that means none but the fastball are very good doesn’t it?
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I can't help but be pessimistic about this.
The fact that it’s the Yankees notwithstanding, there’s just no way Brandon is ready to be big-league starter.
Oh well. I’m done caring for this year.
Don't care, still interesting
if he’s not ready, at least we’ll get an idea of how not ready.
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 5, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
More ready than Silva or Batista.
Seriously though, even Morrow building up as a starter in the big leagues without significant minors experience will likely be better than replacement level.
I'm not really worried about whether he's better right now than our shittiest pitchers.
I’m more worried about whether this is a good idea for his confidence/development.
As long as he’s trying out different pitches, though, I’m happy. I just don’t see him practicing his change-up and slider against a lineup like the Yankees. Doesn’t seem wise for confidence-building, either.
Whatever. I’m trying to feign interest and it’s hard.
Can't the future start on Monday?
We have a chance to put the nail in the coffin on this Yankees team that has dealt us so much heartbreak over the last decade.
Not all that hilarious
It happens all the time
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The Vaporizer.
They’re calling Morrow The Vaporizer.
Hm.
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Really? Hrm.
That doesn’t sound very intimidating.
If your life had a face, I'd punch it in the balls.
Ugh, Tui is gonna have a rough night. Wish they would have started Clement at DH
and Rob Johnson behind the dish. Hasnt he been the one catching Morrow down in Tacoma?
There is absolutely no way Brandon Freaking Morrow throws a fastball first
More likely a knuckleball then a fastball
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Sellout crowd!
At least maybe we can further crush the intruders’ playoff hopes.
OK now I’m interested. I’m back!
First Mariner game I've looked forward too in a while.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Honestly
I haven’t looked forward to a Mariner game in a long time either
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Im actually looking forward to this entire series.
If we somehow take 2 of 3, we’ll basically have ended the Yankees postseason hopes. Even if we only get one game, it would hurt them
Their playoff odds stand at 1.3%
I’m not sure how much more damage we can deal. They’re dead.
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 5, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, they're done.
But at least a few more losses will make the assholes in the stands hurt a little more.
Let's go DBacks! Please win.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
The 'Fungo' commercial is cursed
Main stars: JJ, was injured, got worse
Kenji: sucked
O’Flaherty: sucked, demoted
He's injured now
but I’m sure
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OMG THE GAME IS ABOUT TO START
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at least you aren't stuck in the blackout area without cable
I can’t watch it at all
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OMG A FASTBALL FOR A BALL!
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Also, I drove like a million miles an hour to get home in time for opening pitch
Made it, just barely
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
And there's the first offspeed pitch.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
He'll make it through 3 innings pitching that hard
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Hey FSN, how about some graphics?
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
....wait what?
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
6 out of 7 pitches are fastballs
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7/8 fastballs
This isn’t going to work
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BITCHESSSSS 70% fastballs
Morrow is my man
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Looking good so far.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
This game is interesting
and has loads of ramifications to the next winning Mariners team
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I'm totally logging off and getting drunk as soon as he's done
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Or when the Mariners bat.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
I'll feign interest for a couple innings
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10 pitches
He’s on pace to pitch a complete game and keep it at 90 pitches
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Did he break two bats that inning or is my TV messed up?
Thought he broke Damon and Abreu’s bats
I guess 80
but seeing as he’s throwing 97-98, I doubt he’ll go that far. Pray he makes it through 4.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Sep 5, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
No because I don't trust minor league radar guns
or radar guns in general, really.
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 5, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
but if they are all incorrect
then they’re just on a different scale but still correct
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He's going to be exhausted after 3 if he does that
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Gotta cut him some slack-
first start, Yankees. I was impressed Jeter was making ocntact on those FBs.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Sep 5, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
The fact that Xavier Nady is a Yankee makes me smile
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So the Yuni play had to have been the weirdest development of that inning.
and fuck you Eithier.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Nobody important went to mine
I hope to change that
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Elton Brand dunked on me in high school.
it was fun
That's actually a good point
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32 of 157
You and your stupid websites
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Hahahahaha, Manny hits a ground to Reynolds, Reynolds throws it away, ball bounces quickly back to Tracy,
Manny, instead of diving back to first, pretty much stands there and gets tagged.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Gameday has it looking good
but I’ve long suspected they doctor the location to make the umps look better.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Sep 5, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't believe he looked at that pitch
Tits high, middle of the plate.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Sep 5, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
I miss how Gameday used to be a separate window
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Lovely slider looking thingy there
this is exciting
Yeah Dave, listen to those boos.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
13/16 fastballs
Jesus Morrow
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Hot damn!
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
BEAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTIFUL
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Yes Brandon Yes!
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
He's missing up in the zone, but they cant square him up
nice to have a guy who has the stuff to miss, and still be okay
Holy hell
I can hardly believe this is the same guy who had a 9+k/9 before the break last year.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Sep 5, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YES MORROW
I LOVE YOU
13/19 fastballs too
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YES YES YES!!!!!!!
I LOVE MY LIFE RIGHT NOW
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I just looked up at my TV and thought Jose Lopez was doing a Money Tree commercial
Huh…
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Remember when I talked about how it's been a while since Felix wowed us with his pitches?
Holy crap Brandon that was awesome. More please.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
I'm straight but....
Morrow is lookin pretty sexy out there
by .Taylor on Sep 5, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
We need to keep in mind he is throwing really really hard
This is no different then a 2 inning relief appearance right now
Let’s see him the 2nd time through
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We get it, you need to just enjoy the game and stop being so worried
kick back and relax
Sweet mary, if he's still doing this after 5
I’m going to get his jersey. But I suspect his FB will be at 94 by then.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Sep 5, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
Don't see why today should be any different
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 5, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean not even step to the plate
I just want to see Morrow pitch
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Jose, I am almost more impressed with you now
than with the Giambi K
by Bearskin Rugburn on Sep 5, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
First time I've watched in a while...
And we get the YES stream on MLB.TV?!
Favor the Bold
Next year will be so much more enjoyable, even if our offense blows..
Being able to watch Felix, Morrow, Bedard, and RRS 4 out of 5 days is gonna be fun
*Felix, Bedard, Silva, Garland, Washburn
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 5, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
new GM new GM new GM oh godficking dammit who am I kidding
by Bearskin Rugburn on Sep 5, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
There's gotta be at least one hitman among the readership
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 5, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
and Washburn and Silva and Batista
if Chuckie gets his way
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Predictable crowd swell for Tui.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
WOOO TUI
/feigned excitement
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SWING AT A GODDAMN PITCH YOU BITCH
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Way to rally boys
MORROW TIME
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Living in San Diego has left me untouched by the Tuiasosopo worship
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 5, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I honestly don't even know who the rest of that family is.
I just know it has something to do with football.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
I can't believe that family is such a big deal
Seems like you would want your famous family of athletes to produce good athletes.
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 5, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I am not familiar with their family.
All I know is they have a football kid and a baseball kid.
Are there more?
Football kid was good at college, at least...
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
I don't get it either.
I mean, it’s cool that they all went to UW and were all played sports, but that’s about where the interest ends for me.
I will not allow myself to be baited other than to say that he basically singlyhandedly took them to the Rose Bowl
I don't know I want to see how he does the second time through
That’s what matters
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The 3-0 pitch was outside off the plate and Kenji pulled it
I can’t count the number of failures in that decision.
94...
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
yep
which is still ok. Any slower and he’s in kakas
by Bearskin Rugburn on Sep 5, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
But that makes him harder to hit
The announcers said so!
by Smegmalicious on Sep 5, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
20/28 fastballs
Still liking it
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He's leaving it up a lot though
and I doubt it’s still going to be 97 after 70 pitches. But yeah, so far so good.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Sep 5, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Up is good for people who throw hard
Up is bad for people like Washburn
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 5, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
WEEEEEEE!
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
god I love that breaking ball
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23/32 fastballs
ONLY 33 pitches!
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Goddamnit Felix.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
WHAT COULD THERE POSSIBLY BE TO SAY?
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Its got to be movement or hiding the ball, doesn't it?
Either that or he’s tipping it somehow, but that seems ridiculous.
by Smegmalicious on Sep 5, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Felix's has more horizontal run and vertical drop
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 5, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Does Morrow hide the ball better?
It’s kind of hard to see without being in the box.
by Smegmalicious on Sep 5, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Absolutely no idea but if it's not movement it obviously has to be something in the delivery
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 5, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
And that's not something you can really change
by Smegmalicious on Sep 5, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Nor is it something that you'd want to change
Throw different pitches, Felix.
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 5, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I think these next two innings are going to be the most telling.
His command seems to be improving as the adrenaline wears off a bit. The last at bat was fucking sick.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Sep 5, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
Of course that last at bat was also against Jose Molina
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 5, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup
we are now beyond a relief appearance
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I can't wait to see Morrow the second time through
That’s what matters
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We get it.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
I should be a color commentator shouldn't I
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I don't know I want to see how he does the second time through
That’s what matters
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Nice to see Cairo hitting
He looks to be our starting 1st basemen next year whether we like it or not.
This is my second-favorite shop of the season
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 5, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
What is going on there?
This hurts my brain.
by Smegmalicious on Sep 5, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah
I’d say there’s only a 30% chance he’s even on the team next year…even with Chuck in charge
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Meh
I still think he quietly disappears a la Jolbert Cabrera or Hiram Bocachica
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Get JAP proxy
Load it up, start mlb.tv, then turn the proxy off.
OK YUBET
if you fuck this up I’ll eat you
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Failed suicide squeeze
And Cairo doubled off third.
by Crystal for DH on Sep 5, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Girly arm Damon.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Wait why is Damon still playing center field
I thought they pulled him to LF a long time ago
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I see that now they swapped Melky for Nady
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Turns out Melky Cabrera isn't good.
Imagine that.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Haha, Beltre waived him to third.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Beltre you are fighting for your job
FIGHT HARDER
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God I hate you sometimes Lopez
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WE GOT A RUN WE GOT A RUN
WOOOHOOO
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I'd make that trade I hate to say
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but Jesus that's a lot to ask
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I'm not sure why
but I’m somewhat encouraged that they seem to recognize Beltre has value of some sort.
I'd like to remind everyone that this what Jose Lopez would look like with bitchin facial hair:

How can you hate this man?
HE MUST GROW FACIAL HAIR
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Neat change.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
DAMMIT NOW I HAVE TO WATCH 40% of our games now
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25/39
he’s moving away from the fastball
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This is not helping my gf's uncontrollable crush on Morrow.
First it was Beltre, then Dickey, now Morrow.
She's got a Dickey jersey...
Possibly the only one not owned by R.A. Dickey
by Smegmalicious on Sep 5, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
No perfecto.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Morrow was never a bad pick.
We just made him a middle relief pitcher immediately. And with the combined instant success of Lincecum, Morrow looked that much more disappointing.
Morrow has always had the talent, but it only now we get to see his real debut for the future.
So this couldn't have gone any better so far.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
This is better then Clint Nageotte or Travis Blackley
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Don't mention him
That was devastating
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I've never fully recovered.
My love affair with Bobby may have rivaled Jeff’s love for Ben.
29/46
WOOO HOOO I LOVE YOU MORROW
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Way to ruin his career.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
I love that this is the first time you've had anything to say all game
by Bearskin Rugburn on Sep 5, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I just got here.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
It's the autographs that are cursed
my Ichiro jersey has worked out fine.
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 5, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
You can order a custom jersey before the game starts and they'll make it for you and tell you when it'll be done
If you’re there early, it’s usually done before first pitch. Do it on your next trip up.
by Smegmalicious on Sep 5, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
FREEEEEE FALLING!
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"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Not much longer at this rate.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Congrats Tui.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
...why am I annoyed at this crowd reaction?
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
No, thats not it.
It because I know these idiots know nothing about Tui. And if they do, it’s just because of his damned name and they never care this much about our other, sometimes vastly superior, prospects.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
HOLY CRAP TUI!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We should ask to have his name legally changed to dos siete
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GODDAMMIT BELTRE I LOVE YOU
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Past a diving Jeter.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Weeeee!
Let’s get Morrow through at least one more inning.
Holy shit that is a slow first step.
You suck, Jeter.
Kenji is slow
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.
Hahahaha A-Rod cut off Jeter.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Im happy...
Though this is gay that the one time there isn’t a bunch of GIFs, is the one time I want to see some (Morrow’s curveball from hell).
So for anyone that has watch Tui
Is he able to pull a ball. His swing look very jeteresq’
You may gain some yards on the ground, but eventually Lofa will end up biting you in the ass.

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