54-85, Chart

by Jeff on Sep 3, 2008 1:50 PM PDT in Game Recaps

Biggest Contribution: Felix, +32.8%
Biggest Suckfest: Jeremy Reed, -17.6%
Most Important AB: Tuglett strikeout, -8.7%
Most Important Pitch: Byrd double play, +8.6%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): +35.5%
Total Contribution by Lineup: -85.5%
Total Contribution by Opposition: 0.0%
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At first I laughed at the exchange between Felix and Carlos

Then I got mad.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Sep 3, 2008 1:53 PM PDT 0 recs

What a boring looking game.

I’m not even upset I missed it.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Sep 3, 2008 1:53 PM PDT 0 recs

Felix wore some gay shoes the day that picture was taken

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5238/dsc01155jp8.jpg

by Robert on Sep 3, 2008 1:55 PM PDT 0 recs

Because 'Los thieved his extension money, dammit!

This signature space for rent.

by PositivePaul on Sep 3, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up 0 recs

Before Carlos

This picture was taken at Fanfest on January 27th 2007

by Robert on Sep 3, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up 0 recs

I know.

I was kidding.

This signature space for rent.

by PositivePaul on Sep 3, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up 0 recs

Coach loafers aren't really all that gay.

J.K.L.

by acblue on Sep 3, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up 0 recs

if you're an Italian socialite.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Sep 3, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up 0 recs

My issue is much more with the flared jeans than the loafers.

J.K.L.

by acblue on Sep 3, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up 0 recs

Yeah, they're both bad, and in combination even worse.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Sep 3, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up 0 recs

Better than that urban wear look.

I'll shut up lest you ban me like you banned butthol.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Sep 3, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up 0 recs

wow..

How did Seattle fail to score in Texas with some crap pitcher going for the Rangers? They must’ve gotten the Strasburg memo.

Bleeding Blue and Teal

by JonBBT on Sep 3, 2008 2:14 PM PDT 0 recs

You HAVE watched this team this year, haven't you?

They can fail to score against anybody, at any time.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Sep 3, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up 0 recs

We drew zero walks.

I don’t really want to look that up, but we’ve done that like 30 times this season haven’t we?

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Sep 3, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up 0 recs

I bet Nippert had a hard time locating today

by Gomez on Sep 3, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up 0 recs

Today was the ninth time this season we were shutout.

Proof!

Right above win/loss splits.

I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.

by andrewgolfsalot on Sep 3, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up 0 recs

Okay, so I looked up the wrong thing.

I’ll go search for this now.

I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.

by andrewgolfsalot on Sep 3, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up 0 recs

Fifteen times, including today.

April 16 (W)
April 18 (L)
April 19 (L)
April 23 (L)
May 4 (L)
May 28 (W)
June 30 (L)
July 8 (L)
July 11 (L)
July 20 (L)
July 21 (L)
August 7 (W)
August 8 (L)
September 2 (L)
September 3 (L)

Overall: 3-12

I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.

by andrewgolfsalot on Sep 3, 2008 3:45 PM PDT up 0 recs

More interesting/random:

Four times in there (8 games) they didn’t draw a walk in back to back games.

the other angels fan

by Eyebrows on Sep 3, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up 0 recs

Indeed.

Also, failing to draw a walk three times in four games between April 16 and 19.

I’ve emailed a few researchers who might be able to find out the record for walkless games in a year.

I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.

by andrewgolfsalot on Sep 3, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up 0 recs

the lumber

curiously enough, just today mlb.com mentioned that the M’s have been hitting .292 since the break, second in baseball. Thank God there’s only one Nippert.

by high brie on Sep 3, 2008 2:37 PM PDT 0 recs

Jeff, you have an enormous power.

I know this isn’t true, but it seems as if every time you knock a pitcher for being shitty, he shuts down the Mariners lineup, or rather the Mariners lineup lays down for him.

I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.

by andrewgolfsalot on Sep 3, 2008 2:48 PM PDT 0 recs