59-101, Chart

by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 26, 2008 10:38 PM PDT in Seattle Mariners Game Recaps

Biggest Contribution: Jose Lopez, +41.6%
Biggest Suckfest: Brandon Morrow, -43.6%
Most Important AB: Lopez funk blast #1, +27.7%
Most Important Pitch: Buck homer, -27.8%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): -33.8%
Total Contribution by Lineup: +63.8%
Total Contribution by Opposition: +20.0%
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goddammti you chocolate chip retards cant you do anything right

a lineup with tugboat as the fucking dh and you score 10 runs in a game you have to lose???? gaaah we are so unclutch

by Nick S on Sep 26, 2008 10:42 PM PDT reply actions

We should've put Batista in instead of Lowe.

Lowe ended up pitching 3 innings of one run ball. Batista would’ve come in and END! END!

by Slurvey on Sep 26, 2008 10:44 PM PDT reply actions

At the game tonight...got the crowd in the 2nd level (terrace club) to start clapping on an 0-2 count

to Valbuena in like the 3rd inning..it was great. A LOT of people at the game knew who Strasburg was…pretty funny. Seems like half the people around us wanted us to lose. It was a pretty knowledgeable and fun crowd.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Sep 26, 2008 10:45 PM PDT reply actions

Oh man

So I was sitting in right field, and there was a group of high schoolers from Vancouver, BC who’s school team name was Mariners. They were pretty fun but I felt like a dirty old man, given the number of hot, scantily-clad girls, even though I’m only 24 (although my homeless beard makes me look older).

And then some kid from Seattle who looked like Carrot Top got them to start the wave. After about a dozen failed attempts they actually started it and it went all the way around several times.

Anyway, actual game, man Brandon sucked tonight and we still couldn’t lose. He couldn’t throw his fastball for a strike, and his breaking stuff was getting knocked around too. And we still couldn’t lose. Damn offense scoring runs now all of a sudden.

On the plus side Lowe pitched a pretty good 6/7, his 8th wasn’t so hot with the back to back doubles, but his offspeed stuff looked decent. Maybe he could be our 8th inning guy next year? I’m still shocked he has come back from that crazy surgery at all, regardless of his results (which have been admittedly mediocre).

by appleshampoo on Sep 26, 2008 11:10 PM PDT reply actions