9/26: Open Game Thread
Oakland Athletics at Seattle Mariners, Sep 26, 2008 7:10 PM PDT
They say this is the time of year that tends to separate the wheat from the chaff, the time when the big boys step up and the wee ones go home. Here's to being the chaffiest bunch of chaffs that ever chaffed.
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Washington is mounting a comeback.
Here’s hoping we can seal the deal tonight.
by Wilder. on Sep 26, 2008 5:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does anyone have a bad feeling Billy Beane will make the A's lose on purpose so we can't get the #1 draft pick?
by Slurvey on Sep 26, 2008 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Two seasons ago
83 wins —→ World Championship
This season
84 wins —→ No playoffs
Life isn’t fair
9=8
by JI on Sep 26, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Didn't we win 90+ games once and still didn't make the playoffs?
by Slurvey on Sep 26, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What are all you sexy motherfuckers up to tonight?
by chinn on Sep 26, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Spending my lovely SoCal evening inside watching [deleted, politics]
It’s too hot.
by Teej on Sep 26, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mmm.
I had my last one a few days ago. Gotta make another run.
by Teej on Sep 26, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It makes the hop shortage slightly less terrifying.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 26, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sorta hope we don't clinch tonight
because I wanna watch us clinch to morrow
9=8
by JI on Sep 26, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Will you be at the game?
If so come by and visit.
by Sec 108 on Sep 26, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hoo boy Raul sounds like he's committed to leaving.
by BrianL on Sep 26, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Since the Rays apparently don't want to win it, I guess we can let the Red Sox lose it.
by Teej on Sep 26, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The worst team in baseball for the past decade is going to win the sport's toughest division.
It’s still not soaking into my brain.
by Teej on Sep 26, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I wasn't looking closely at that I assumed it was going through Oakland's entire 40 man roster
by Graham on Sep 26, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's giving me vertigo.
Did you put it sideways on purpose?
by chinn on Sep 26, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even with Pittsburgh getting 11 hits.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 26, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You seem remarkably calm/sober tonight. What's up?
by Teej on Sep 26, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry, I just put the kids to bed. I'm just getting warmed up.
by chinn on Sep 26, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Do you know what I did yesterday?
I dropped the kids off at the pool.
by chinn on Sep 26, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've used this euphemism before.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Sep 26, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is a very southern Californian game thread
by Jeff on Sep 26, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate those
They don’t let me go to sleep.
:(
by Jeff on Sep 26, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think that'll be a problem for me tonight.
After my first week of working mornings, I’m completely exhausted. I’ll probably pass out as soon as Morrow is removed.
by Teej on Sep 26, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have never been so happy with such brazen incompetence.
Go M’s!
by Graham on Sep 26, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If you're white and on the A's you contractually have to look like a douche.
by chinn on Sep 26, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But what about Nick Swisher?
(Sorry, Nick. You’re one of my favorite players. But you look like a douche.)
by Teej on Sep 26, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking about that.
I wondered whether it was a change or a pitch that didn’t break.
by Slurvey on Sep 26, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If it's to a righty it's almost certainly a slider
by Jeff on Sep 26, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Change works better against opposing hitters.
I know I was just wondering.
by Slurvey on Sep 26, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Semi-related to this,
There’s an awesome article by John Walsh in the 2008 THT annual about which pitches are most effective against righties and lefties. A lot of stories like that tend to go over my head, but this one was pretty clear.
(The THT annual is awesome and always needs a good pimping.)
by Teej on Sep 26, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What are you going to do about the fly?
by BrianL on Sep 26, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rain delay now.
In the top of the 5th. Fuck.
by BrianL on Sep 26, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perfect!
Bad contact: check
Good result: check
by Jeff on Sep 26, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We're going to need those to fall in for us.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 26, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like how, according to Gameday,
every single game has the bases loaded all of the time.
by Graham on Sep 26, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Morrow is only good once every 3 starts
by Graham on Sep 26, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would be willing to out up with this to get that.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 26, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's all bad command
per usual. This is probably what we should expect.
by Jeff on Sep 26, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It happens.
He strikes out guys but also walks a lot of people.
by Slurvey on Sep 26, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why is my beer of the day Steinlager?
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 26, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I know it's bad because it has lager in it
by Jeff on Sep 26, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good lagers always do their best to hide the fact that they're lagers.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 26, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seems like you could have made a better purchase.
by Jeff on Sep 26, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No fucking way I would buy that.
Beer of the Day is an iGoogle app. It usually recommends good beer.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 26, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do know from experience that Steinlager is terrible.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 26, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish that sketch could be funny again.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 26, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How the hell has Raul Ibanez managed to play in every game?
by BrianL on Sep 26, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Leadership and entertainment.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gallagher's looking good.
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So you're saying Gallagher's amazing?
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by joof on Sep 26, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes. Phenomenally brilliant.
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does the fact that Morrow threw a million pitches last start have something to do with the fact that he is now pitching poorly?
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by joof on Sep 26, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe, maybe not, will never know for sure, can speculate
by Jeff on Sep 26, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd prefer to assume yes and have a target for my anger.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 26, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is a really confusing turn of phrase, Dave.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 26, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
K K
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I am not going to give Morrow a check next to "efficiency" on my report card
by Jeff on Sep 26, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does anyone know his K-BB ratio as a starter?
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is it then?
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeeek.
That’s not what I was hoping for.
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He should try throwing more than 61% strikes
by Jeff on Sep 26, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That might help.
And just a tad fewer fastballs.
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's -your- report card, I don't see why Morrow would care
by Graham on Sep 26, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"'Efficiancy' makes me feel..." :(
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 26, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Roy Corcoran won the team's Unsung Hero Award
I was singing. They didn’t listen.
by Jeff on Sep 26, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He did?
I would have thought Raul would have. He has such a good clubhouse presence.
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes but he's not exactly unsung.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 26, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Raul is one of the two players people ever sing about
by Jeff on Sep 26, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently they sing angrily about Ichiro.
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Imagine how much worse he would be without the predicting skills
by Jeff on Sep 26, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Non-stop orgasmic.
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You knew the pitch was coming, dipshit. Quit your bitching.
by Teej on Sep 26, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They might wash out the whole Sox/Yankees weekend...?
by Jeff on Sep 26, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rotate! Rotate!
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/6406
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 8:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They just replaced A-Rod with Wilson Betemit.
They want this game to end.
by BrianL on Sep 26, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm still mad at Wilson Betemit.
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Purely anecdotal, but I've seen Crosby make some pretty great plays this year.
by Teej on Sep 26, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd take him over Yuni.
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Needs hit to beat Pedroia
Also, if that’s an error, I’m angry.
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by joof on Sep 26, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's angry.
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, John Lackey's line tonight was, if anything, fun to look at.
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
John Lackey has not been a good pitcher this year
by Jeff on Sep 26, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um, I know that.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/boxscore?gid=280926103
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
.181/.212/.302 I think it was?
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Off the top of my head.
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's not what you're supposed to do.
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by joof on Sep 26, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And take all 109 of your fucking RBIs with you.
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok Jose. I know you're amazing.
And I know it will be hard for you not to blast this dude into the left field stands on what JI will call a popup that never comes down, but please take one for the team and ground out
MOTHER FUCKER
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by joof on Sep 26, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck. Fuck. FUck. Fuck. Fuck.
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NEED MORE FUCKING BATISTA!
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NO! STOP REED! STOP!
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I WAS THE LAST PERSON TO KEEP ROOTING FOR YOU WHY NOW
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 26, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I WILL NEVER READ MONEYBALL EVERY AGAIN IF WE LOSE.
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NO! TUG! STOP! PLEASE!
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God. Fucking. Dammit.
That’s it, I’m watching Blue Planet on blu-ray.
by BrianL on Sep 26, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I should have posted my plea for a ground out to Jose Lopez earlier.
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by joof on Sep 26, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is all your fault joof.
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SCAPEGOAT.
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Y'ALL READY TO SMASH SOME FRUIT?
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 26, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, my gay friend died at a Gallagher show
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by joof on Sep 26, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So the #2 pick should be pretty special then
by Jeff on Sep 26, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ohh! Good point!
Bye bye Betancourt!
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wohoo or Ackley or Crow woohoo.
Doesn’t quite have that same ring…
by Slurvey on Sep 26, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe the Nats'll pick someone other than Strasburg.
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not about Strasburg, it was never about Strasburg.
He exemplified the kind of talent available to you when you pick first.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 26, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stop saying that.
It hurts my soul.
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is with you people...
Who believe it’s Strasburg or die.
by Slurvey on Sep 26, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exemplified is a terrible word here and I apologize.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 26, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My soul hurts so bad.
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's worse for me because I'm so close to him
by Jeff on Sep 26, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of,
Seattlebruin and I were talking about organizing a Strasburg outing next spring/summer. Shouldn’t be too difficult since he’ll probably be pitching every three days.
by Teej on Sep 26, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me and Strasburg were going to have a great friendship/
We could have had something.
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
O/T DO you guys the cubs can go all the way or are they overrated?
by Slurvey on Sep 26, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I agree with this comment.
Does thisComment++; get the same reaction as +1?
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by joof on Sep 26, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If this was USSM
That comment would read “OT [deleted, OT]”
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It would if I could edit comments here too
by Graham on Sep 26, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're a mod there too?
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can he lift boulders with his mind though?
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All right! Go Brandon!
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don;t listen to him Morrow.
Throw balls. Lots of them.
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCKING YES!
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sims just used the metaphor "drank from the trough of the playoffs"
by chinn on Sep 26, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The downside of this is that god dammit Morrow
by Jeff on Sep 26, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Always the pessimist eh, Jeff?
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's probably not permanent though.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 26, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't make it any less annoying
this lineup sucks.
by Jeff on Sep 26, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, I'm not mad at Jose Lopez anymore.
I’m now just happy that Jose Lopez continues to be awesome.
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by joof on Sep 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Take that Billy Beane
Don’t you know we’re a 100-loss team?
by ThundaPC on Sep 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I know this is late and it really should be Loafie but fuck it I'm posting it anyway

by Graham on Sep 26, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Umm, so, Raul's a pedophile mermaid?
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by joof on Sep 26, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ERA is stupid.
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HEE HEEE!!!!
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Attendance down to 93.4.
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff I'm afraid you're going to have to wake yourself up later
I’m going to go drink now unencumbered by typing.
by chinn on Sep 26, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Johnson's batting average?
.130.
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hooray for small sample size!
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro, I demand that you get a base hit to catch up to Dustin Pedroia, King of the Douche Imps
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by joof on Sep 26, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What an excellent title.
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by Taylor H on Sep 26, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Morrow FB velocity by inning
1) 94.3
2) 94.0
3) 92.2
4) 92.9
by Jeff on Sep 26, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Question!
Is there any way to find what a player’s line would be if they played in another ballpark for their home games?
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by joof on Sep 26, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you asking whether it is possible to calculate or whether there is a tool which will do this for you?
by Graham on Sep 26, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Either a tool to do it, or a process I could follow to do it myself.
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by joof on Sep 26, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The park factors we have on Statcorner will be helpful.
They’ll allow you to adjust K, BB, HBP, 1B, 2B, 3B, HR.
Say you have a park which is 110 K, 90 BB, 90 HBP, 90 for all batting stats…
You’d divide the pitcher’s Ks by 1.05 (i.e. [kfactor+avg]/2, divide walks by 0.95, etc to get a park neutral line. Then you’d do the same process in reverse to put him in another park.
by Graham on Sep 26, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm, alright
Would it be more accurate to use home/away splits when I did this then just halfing the park factors, or would small sample size make this meaningless?
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by joof on Sep 26, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Halving the park factors is the way to do it due to sample variances
This still isn’t a really concrete way of doing things, but it’s better than home/away splits
by Graham on Sep 26, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's a way to "neutralize" a players' line at B-R,
but as for a specific park, I have no idea.
by Teej on Sep 26, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Typos I can accept, but when I screw up punctuation I feel like my whole life as an editor is a huge fraud.
by Teej on Sep 26, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably true.
But as I’ve said before, I’m quite the expert at pacing my ability, so at the end of the workweek, I’m completely stupid. Then two days later I’m the man again.
by Teej on Sep 26, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The U-T is a fine newspaper and I applaud you for its unparalleled excellence
by Jeff on Sep 26, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I found out today that Brett is the sports editor for the EDCC newspaper.
There was a cute little picture of him on the campus bookstore wall.
by BrianL on Sep 26, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you guys really want Strasburg
put in Batista next inning.
Now with 100% more Canuck.
by Blicks on Sep 26, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Only 5 innings for our starter.
Plenty of time for any combination of our bullpen to cough up runs.
by ThundaPC on Sep 26, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's thrown 102, take him out.
Now with 100% more Canuck.
by Blicks on Sep 26, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OK fine, Yuni is bad.
I’ve been trying not to believe.
by Teej on Sep 26, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU CAN END THIS RIGGLES
WHY THE FUCK AREN’T YOU ENDING THIS!?
by BrianL on Sep 26, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm just kidding yes I do
remove him please
by Jeff on Sep 26, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought Morrow had just recently been stretched out to start.
Correct me if I’m wrong.
And he’s going past 110 pitches for consecutive starts? Damn. Dusty Baker school of pitcher development?
Now with 100% more Canuck.
by Blicks on Sep 26, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He was stretched out to go about 6-7 innings at best.
He didn’t spend enough time down there.
by Slurvey on Sep 26, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
5.0 Innings, 114 pitches.
Yes, totally worth it…..
by ThundaPC on Sep 26, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So that one was slightly less gay then the others.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 26, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Red Sox only need to score 11 more runs to stay in the division hunt.
by ThundaPC on Sep 26, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't wait to see the look on my co-worker's face on Monday.
by BrianL on Sep 26, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure his face will return to normal when the Sox win it all again and shit on everything that is good in the world.
by Teej on Sep 26, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a dreadful feeling about this year's playoffs.
There are several teams I don’t like, and several more that I just don’t care about. The Rays are the only team I feel good rooting for. (Unless the Brewers make it. I can root for a Selig-free Pilots team.)
I guess I could pull for the Twins.
by Teej on Sep 26, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got warrants!
Sorry, can’t help myself.
by Teej on Sep 26, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Jose Lopez and Dustin Pedroia have the same number of homeruns, though Jose Lopez plays in a huge pitcher park, while Dustin Pedroia plays on a glorified softball field.
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by joof on Sep 26, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Boston's HR factor is like 92
It’s the doubles that are hilarious
by Graham on Sep 26, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait a minute.
Lopez hit two homeruns in what, all of the 2nd half a season or two ago?
by ThundaPC on Sep 26, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There's still hope. We still have Putz.
[ducks]
And Tits and everyone else in the bullpen.
by Teej on Sep 26, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Almost time for Lasertag!
And I get to stop watching this team!
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by joof on Sep 26, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Morrow is in line for the win
That should last for about an inning or two.
by ThundaPC on Sep 26, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God damnit.
Where’s Mark Ellis when you need him?
by Happybelly on Sep 26, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whatever.
This lead is easilly blowable.
by ThundaPC on Sep 26, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lowe is coming in.
His last outing was decent 2 IP 1R(teixera HR) 3 SO.C’mon M’s do better send in TITS!
by Slurvey on Sep 26, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone saw this cast off my wrist so I can slit it.
by BrianL on Sep 26, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone go to RRS's blog and tell him to regress to the mean tomorrow.
by ThundaPC on Sep 26, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I started this bandwagon, I'm holding on until the bitter end.
by Graham on Sep 26, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It'll be fun to draft a hitter
that one catcher has worked out so well.
by Jeff on Sep 26, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least I didn't pay money to watch my team lose a major cup final
by Graham on Sep 26, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still have half of the orange hand towel.
by Jeff on Sep 26, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should dip it in gasoline, go to Anaheim, stick it in some bum's mouth and set it on fire
by Graham on Sep 26, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't have any problem with Anaheim's bums
by Jeff on Sep 26, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He might run around screaming into a petrol station
Hilarity would ensue
by Graham on Sep 26, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Innocent travelers may be harmed.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 26, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're selective now?
You write a blog about the Mariners
by Graham on Sep 26, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My plans for retribution involve the LHC
Try to be away from the planet in a few months
by Graham on Sep 26, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro almost skullfucked me right there.
If Rob Johnson and Ichiro hit back to back homeruns, I wouldn’t know what the hell was happening.
55!
by joof on Sep 26, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So a lineup anchored by Miguel Cairo scored 10 runs.
With two 5-run innings.
by ThundaPC on Sep 26, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A scoreless inning? This concept is foriegn to me when the other team is hitting...
by Slurvey on Sep 26, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nats lost, wth is your team doing??
Driven into right-center field, Erstad says he has it...the Angels, world champions!
by teopeht on Sep 26, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm rooting for you guys and your first round draft pick
GIVE UP SOME RUNS!
Driven into right-center field, Erstad says he has it...the Angels, world champions!
by teopeht on Sep 26, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So no errors have been scored in this game.
by Crystal for DH on Sep 26, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well at least the Rays are about to win their division
by Jeff on Sep 26, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Do you think they'll cut the the Rays clubhouse or anything?
Are they watching at Maddon’s house or something?
by Teej on Sep 26, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mostly because it didn't last long enough to ruin
by Jeff on Sep 26, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mostly liked it because it was one of the few times where I thought I was actually funny.
Usually I just type TITS or something, but that joke seemed to click with me.
And when someone (JI?) posted the ESPN the Magazine cover and said that the Upton brothers were too lazy to check their fantasy teams, I lost it.
by Teej on Sep 26, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I haven't missed too many threads this year, but I think I missed that one.
by Teej on Sep 26, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You wouldn't happen to have a link or a date, would you?
I’m intrigued.
by Teej on Sep 26, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Second game of the season, first game thread?
by Graham on Sep 26, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That early, huh? I shouldn't have missed that thread.
Anyway, I shall seek it out. I love a good Coach thread, even though I always miss the good ones. For example, I went back and read the entire beer meltdown. That was enthralling.
by Teej on Sep 26, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would be more than okay with this.
J.K.L.
by acblue on Sep 26, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea that would be a nice match up.
There is no curse the Cubs just suck. =o
by Slurvey on Sep 26, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perfect playoff scenario:
ALDS:
Boston over Anaheim in 5
Rays over Twins/White Sox in 3
NLDS:
Dodgers over Cubs in 3
Brewers over Phillies/Mets in 4
ALCS:
Rays over Red Sox in 7
NLCS:
Brewers over Dodgers in 5
WS:
Rays over Brewers in 7
by Goose on Sep 26, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Three outs away . . .
There are about 45 people still at Fenway.
by Teej on Sep 26, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seems like you should've said stupid then
by Jeff on Sep 26, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting can mean whatever you want it to mean
Which is why it is the least descriptive adjective in the language.
by Graham on Sep 26, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't wait until Part IV of the Baker series
Chatted with team president Chuck Armstrong and CEO Howard Lincoln prior to the game. Don’t miss Part IV of our Rebuilding the Mariners series tomorrow, in which I’ll take a closer look at the ownership situation many of you have asked me about. I’ll give you a hint: those Chris Larson rumors you’ve been reading all summer? Don’t go betting the farm on them.
by ThundaPC on Sep 26, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why has Mark Lowe thrown 40+ pitches?
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
by andrewgolfsalot on Sep 26, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tits?
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
by andrewgolfsalot on Sep 26, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder can Cust strike out 200 times this season?
He is at 192.
by Slurvey on Sep 26, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Four more, four more!
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
by andrewgolfsalot on Sep 26, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The winner......and NEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW AL EAST Champion.
The RAAAAAAAAAAAYS!
by ThundaPC on Sep 26, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God I hope you guys listened to me when I told you to bet on them
by Jeff on Sep 26, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I invested in a hat over the winter.
If I wasn’t driving the bandwagon, I was at least in the front row.
by Teej on Sep 26, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(I know this sounds douchey. I'm just proud of myself for being right.)
by Teej on Sep 26, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm only in about my second or third year of actively trying to learn more about baseball.
You guys, USSM, THT and BP (sometimes) have been godsends. Now I have good backup. Trying to tell people late last season that the Rays were poised to make a run was incredibly difficult. Especially when the two guys I talk to most about baseball are a Yanks fan and a Sox fan (my boss). They just laughed at me over the winter and in spring training.
Now I’m laughing Brian Urlacher-style.
by Teej on Sep 26, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a pretty negative impression of your workplace superiors, I have to say
by Jeff on Sep 26, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're not my bosses anymore now, actually.
I got semi-promoted and now I work on the Web side of things. I just spent a day training with one of our Web software guys (our only guy, honestly), and he spent a good chunk of the shift railing against the save statistic and agreeing with me that this might be K-Rod’s worst year in the majors. So it’s getting better.
by Teej on Sep 26, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He sounds like one of the chosen people
by Jeff on Sep 26, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He wears a John Deere hat, so probably not.
But it’s progress.
by Teej on Sep 26, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks to you I'm the proud owner of a Longo jersey.
And I’m $500 richer.
by BrianL on Sep 26, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Omar21 has been banned on another two SBN sites
by Jeff on Sep 26, 2008 9:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't understand the joy behind trolling.
by ThundaPC on Sep 26, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GM search...
Heard Kim Ng is a candidate.
by Slurvey on Sep 26, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully she gets a fair look.
But I wouldn’t bet one dollar on it.
by Teej on Sep 26, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ESPN has a fairly interesting interview with Chuck Armstrong up right now.
“It’s time for some fresh thinking,” Armstrong said at the end of his 23rd season with the team — what he called his worst and most “miserable” one.
“We’re color blind, gender blind,” he went on to say. “We just want the best person that we think would be the best person for the Mariners as we move forward,” Armstrong said.
by BrianL on Sep 26, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe the Nationals won't take him and then we won't take him and the Padres take him
by Jeff on Sep 26, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe the world will just end the day before the draft!
by Slurvey on Sep 26, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good news, everyone.
ESPN has an interesting tidbit on our new GM candidates.
[Chuck Armstrong] and team CEO Howard Lincoln said the replacement for Bill Bavasi, fired June 16, and temporary in-house fill-in Lee Pelekoudas will be an outsider with new ideas to resurrect the franchise.
by BrianL on Sep 26, 2008 10:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sports Illustrated says Kim Ng is being considered.
SEATTLE (AP) — Mariners president Chuck Armstrong said his team is vetting a wide range of general manager candidates, pointedly leaving open the possibility of Seattle hiring the first female general manager in major league history. “It’s time for some fresh thinking,” Armstrong said at the end of his 23rd season with the team — what he called his worst and most “miserable” one.
“We’re color blind, gender blind,” he went on to say. “We just want the best person that we think would be the best person for the Mariners as we move forward,” Armstrong said.
by Slurvey on Sep 26, 2008 10:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sorry I meant the article was on SI.
by Slurvey on Sep 26, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just being a prick.
Common mistake.
by Teej on Sep 26, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, there's still a possibility that the Nationals will win their final t.....
(Probables)

Oh….dear….God….
by ThundaPC on Sep 26, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I fully expect Moyer to throw a no-hitter tomorrow.
Meanwhile, Ziegler blows a three-run lead by giving up a walk-off grand slam to Tug Hulett.
by Crystal for DH on Sep 26, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How did he pull off that trade...
He IS Beane…
by Slurvey on Sep 26, 2008 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Howard Lincoln is on the post game show.
by BrianL on Sep 26, 2008 10:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
...Oh hey Ichiro got 100 runs on the season.
by BrianL on Sep 26, 2008 10:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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