9/23: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 23, 2008 7:59 PM PDT
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He's from Eastern Europe I think.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Same, actually. And I'm not even an Angels fan.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
ARgh the only way I can watch house is by holding up an antenna in the middle of the room
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I'm always confused when Mike Napoli is not present in our lineup.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
Do you dislike Strasburg?
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
You ever looked at your jeans?
I mean really LOOKED at your jeans? Whoa.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Now pick up your foot and start examining the tread on the bottom of it.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 23, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
This would have me staring in a mirror and wondering why I had two noses. And then giggling uncontrollably.
No wonder you’re a little freaked out.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 23, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, does this mean we're, like, all the same person?
And like, our innermost selves are reflected in others?
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
teacher also said don't eat the play-dough.
did you really listen to teacher?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 23, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
It's, like, we're all connected, man.
Like a great silver thread tying us all…ooh, SHINY!
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 23, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I'm gonna' put on the Velvets and just try and come down from the mountaintop.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
At least you don't have to feel guilted by Pat.
I’m sure he’s just fine with the granola.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 23, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I have started to turn off the radio when that commercial comes on, but that just makes it worse.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Because then he's talking to you in the privacy of your own mind?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 23, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Because I know eventually they're going to do a commercial where he says changing the station proves his point.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
You're ahead of him; therefore, you can make it through thirty days without alcohol.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 23, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah glorious bookshelves
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Makes RRS look like a champ!
I fucking hate you Mariners
Rite or right?
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
And who knew Jose Lopez has range...
I fucking hate you Mariners
It seems odd to me that even with a 6 foot antenna I still don't get very good TV reception
when I’m in Tacoma
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It seems to me that a city the size of Tacoma would have its own transmitters
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I have fond memories of a two hour season premier in which my friend and I took turns holding the antenna eight feet away from the television.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 23, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't get antenna reception in Seattle.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
That's pathetic
I blame the cable companies
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It's going to be irrelevant in a few months anyways.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
You'll still be able to pull stuff off the antenna if you have a digital reciever
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what is D-TV?
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Yes let's keep wrecking our catchers' knees.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 23, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
I don't think so....
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Who wants him?
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you being serious?
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh I thought we were getting some AA pitcher from the Pirates for him
Jackson Walker or something like that
Where did you hear that from?
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
He does cocaine.
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
by RafaelCarmona22 on Sep 23, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay 100th Lossiversary.
hurray epic fail.
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
by RafaelCarmona22 on Sep 23, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
so close.
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
by RafaelCarmona22 on Sep 23, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't watch this game any more.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
Has Mike Napoli gotten fatter?
Or has he always looked like that? I guess this is the wrong crowd to ask.
the other angels fan
Way to go Prince Fielder
All of New York should miss the playoffs this year
Did we really just almost get an inside the park home run?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 23, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
TUI almost got an inside the park home run.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
no.
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
by RafaelCarmona22 on Sep 23, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
wrong box.
I have eight watches. None of them are fake.
by RafaelCarmona22 on Sep 23, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Wlad knows how to hit a knuckle line drive
This will revolutionize basesball
No one else is going to understand this reference. :(
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
There was a call to Loveline during Marques' tenure as UW QB.
The caller let slip that her and her boyfriend’s safeword was Tuiasosopo, and I have never been able to think of the name in the same way since.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I missed House tonight.
Can anyone direct me to where I can watch it without waiting eight day for Fox on demand?
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
by andrewgolfsalot on Sep 23, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
Any other ways?
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
by andrewgolfsalot on Sep 23, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Take a really quick flight to Hawaii?
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Super. So I'm stuck following this [coathanger].
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
by andrewgolfsalot on Sep 23, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the worst meme this website has ever had
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 23, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I apologize.
Still though, a useful suggestion would be appreciated.
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
by andrewgolfsalot on Sep 23, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
You know, it's not in the wiki. That one has been puzzling me since the all-star break.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
There aren't any ways aside from bittorrent.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright. Did I miss something spectacular, or something meh?
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
by andrewgolfsalot on Sep 23, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
The opening season arc is always mediocre
With s3’s being the worst
9=8
by JI on Sep 23, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
It is imperative that we get a cushion
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 23, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
lol why don't we just use Silva's stomach
because he’s fat
If Batista came in this game would be totally tits!
9=8
by JI on Sep 23, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Randy Johnson more like horny boner
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
You know what I haven't heard in a while?
Some good Borat impersonations
Can't miss opportunities like this
we play the A’s next
9=8
by JI on Sep 23, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this a pitching change commercial break?
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
Thanks, they cut Dave off mid sentence right when I turned on the radio.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
Ho boy we could have a ball game here
and I was just about to fall asleep too
Whoa, slowass game. I just tuned in, expected the 8th.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
So the Mentalist (CBS) is like the pure drama version of Psych.
Two minutes in and it’s already insanely better than that Fringe trainwreck.
I'm boycotting it just cause I hate how they ripped off Psych.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!
We still have Miguel Batista
We still have Miguel Batista
NO NOT CORCORAN
BATISTA OR MESSENGER OR WELLS OR THOMAS
So I am guessing we prefer to lose in dramatic fashion.
You know, so Blowers can remember a losing streak like this again.
The Angels still playing for homefield advantage?
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
A loss today and they're only 2 up on the Rays.
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
by andrewgolfsalot on Sep 23, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
102 pc in 4.1IP - losing 7-3.
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
by andrewgolfsalot on Sep 23, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't looked at the line up card yet, but this comment makes me not want to.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
OK, the game is watchable now.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
There was a banana there.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
He doesn't eat fruit.
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
by andrewgolfsalot on Sep 23, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Tell us how you really feel.
I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.
by andrewgolfsalot on Sep 23, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Stupid white men.
We should have listened to Kunta Kinte.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
If anyone gets that reference, kudos to you.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay!
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm eating delicious JBox right now
oreo milkshake, curly fries, spicy chicken jack
so good
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I'm on a budget
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$2.99
I needed a dairy product though
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Can we please lose?
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You're going to hit your desk with the wrong arm
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 23, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
IT WAS ACTUALLY MY CAT WHO DECIDED TO JUMP ONTO ME
I FUCKING HATE MY CAT SOMETIMES
CAPS LOCK IS FUN, ISN'T IT?
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I punch the wall once when Ryan Franklin gave up his 3rd 9th inning game tying/losing homeruns in one week
It hurt badly
That’s the type of thing a stupid injury should come from
9=8
by JI on Sep 23, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, this is probably late.
But why does this seem like the best line up all season?
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
Stay away from the brown hemp granola.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I love that stuff!
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Got any mushroom tea?
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
I wish, probably just not that smart is a better guess.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
not too far off
Plug Beltre in at 3rd, LaHair in at 1st, Lopez in at 2nd, and Clement at C and you’re there
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He's our best 1st baseman
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Amen.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm trying to get used to him. And Tui at third. I'm trying sooo hard to accept it.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
I miss Adrian already.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
LaHair?
No way.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
OK maybe Bloomquist at 2nd and Lopez at 1st
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AHAHAHAHA
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by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Honestly I think that's the best
either that or choke Sexson at 1st
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He wouldnt be any better if we choked him....
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Bloomquist and 1st and Lopez at 2nd.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
no Bloomquist is greater at 2nd then Lopez
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Me neither.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Miguel Cairo is arguably better than Bryan LaHair
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 23, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 23, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably had a good average, decent HR total, and was being mocked by everyone else.
9=8
by JI on Sep 23, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds like someone I know.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty damn good (WARNING SMALL SAMPLE SIZE)
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
There hasn't been a Future Forty update in like two years c ome to think of it
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Um.
There was one in March.
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by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
He used to update it once every month or two
This is by far the longest it has been since the inception of the blog
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It's almost as though he has a life now.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah crazy
poor guy
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I know
But I donated a lot more money to his blog then yours
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Not necessarily true
DMZ put me in the mod queue a LOT
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and that's not an excuse for banning me
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Remember that USSM GT that was just he and Coach shitting with the thread?
9=8
by JI on Sep 23, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
DMZ enabled it though
He praised it.
Honestly DMZ is the man but that blog wouldn’t be anything without Dave laying down the hammer on certain things
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Dave was hella pissed
DMZ just gets sarcastically angry and then continues to allow it
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I don't hold any grudges I deserved it
and they have a lot more operating costs than you do
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Bahahaha
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by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy balls! Who are these guys?
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
THE FUCKING NATIONALS LOST AND NOW YOU GUYS DECIDE TO WIN!?
I HATE YOU ALL SO HARD
The Nats won, buddy.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT'S WHAT I MEANT
THEY LOST OUT IN THE STRASBURG STANDINGS
Think all these rookies around are making him nervous?
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
Ife we end the season with 99 losses I'm going to kill something
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It's either 99 or 104 in my book.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
what????
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I want 105 losses
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This is almost as bad as Sept 11 this year.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
So the Twins still have life. Gonna get crushed if they somehow make it.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
At least Wlad is over a .600 OPS.... :(
Seriously though, how the fuck has this lineup scored 8 runs?
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LOLZ JERED WEAVER TEH MOST AWESOME PITCHER EVER!11!!!111
by Crystal for DH on Sep 23, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
not funny.
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by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
It will be fun to watch said pile of crap get 550 ABs playing 3B for us next year.
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by BrettJMiller on Sep 23, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
But he didn't put the ball in play! Every time Mike Cameron strikes out, your daughter gets a little raped.
Think of the daughters.
At least that’s how most fans seemingly took his K totals.
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by BrettJMiller on Sep 23, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think they took them that seriously
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 23, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes but you hate white people and therefore your group of friends is not a representative sample
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 23, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe that was just my dad.
But he doesn’t have a daughter, so I just failed about as hard as I could have.
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by BrettJMiller on Sep 23, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it wrong that the first time I read this I thought of the other Cameron?
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Do you say these things once a night to scare people away?
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
The initial x-axis acceleration of Morrow's breaking ball the other day partially resembled that of a slider
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 23, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
that might just be the weed talking though
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What possible reason could there be to be high at 9:42 on a Tuesday night where you're (presumably) at home by yourself?
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by BrettJMiller on Sep 23, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
These are the best times to get high.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Not sure I agree.
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by BrettJMiller on Sep 23, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I used to love getting stoned and watching baseball.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I've never been stoned while watching sports. I have been extremely drunk, however.
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by BrettJMiller on Sep 23, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think I could handle watching this team high.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
The long games would be so much longer and more agonizing.
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by BrettJMiller on Sep 23, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
This is true. I guess it's not all bad.
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by BrettJMiller on Sep 23, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
thank God I don't have cable
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I'm not by myself there are several other people in the room
hence the aforementioned Jack in the box and I have no class tomorrow
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I missed the Jack in the Box and people part by not being home earlier.
I now fully understand
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by BrettJMiller on Sep 23, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't worry, I think they've just about used up all of their offense for the rest of the season
Bring back José Cruz Jr!
SO WHAT KENJI YOU DECIDE TODAY IS FINALLY THE DAY
YOU START HITTING THE BALL TO THE OPPOSITE FIELD!? WELL LA TEE FREAKING DAH GO TO HELL
Who?
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
OH! Marquis equaled Felix.
He hit a salami.
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by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
And off the Mets
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by BrettJMiller on Sep 23, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Jon Niese.
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by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Somewhat less impressive.
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by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK HIS DICK
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I was unaware people "did" hits.
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by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha.
Well played.
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by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
no that was like 10 minutes ago stupid
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Bahahaha.
I get it.
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by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
where do you come up with t his stuff?
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At his house.
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by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
hahahhahahha
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jesus christ I can't stop laughting stop!
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This is comforting
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It's like my father
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Waking up to this would cause a run on Plan B.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
For a second I thought the waking part said wanking.
That would be way more disturbing.
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by BrettJMiller on Sep 23, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
god no why is it loading so slow
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It's just staring at me
I’m really uncomfortable
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please stop
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GAR-ZA GAR-ZA
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by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
this is just too much for me
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that might just be too much
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oh fuck wrong response
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Damn Corco almost gave Anderson a nice screen. Lame.
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You and Eyebrows should switch bodies.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
...I'd rather he just blow it and stay healthy.
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by BrettJMiller on Sep 23, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate this team so much
They can’t even lose right… fuck
Today has suckediddlyucked.
Baseball wise anyways.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Jimenez is probably starting instead of Silva.
I don’t get it he is not even “stretched” out why not give Thomas or Dickey he is our #6 starter/long guy right?
I've been at work and not able to post much.. But I was watching gameday
I agree with the “this sucks.” sentiment.
by seattlesundevil on Sep 23, 2008 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
Stupid LeBlanc.
Stupid French people.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
YUNI! NO ONE LOVES YOU. NOT EVEN YOUR PARENTS.
The road to hell is paved with Mariners.
by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
And the Man with the Yellow Hat.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
It was a close bond between man and beast.
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by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Curious Yuni.
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by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
And perhaps Queen Frostine as well?
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by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Why do Queen Frostine and King Kandy live in different places
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 23, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
They don't love each other anymore.
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by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Was this something from the Stranger? Haven't read this weeks yet.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
It was on Slog today.
He’s rooting for the team to finish last in MLB and being a perv at the same time.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Figures he'd be the guy that could manage that.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
Hopefully cockpunched
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by BrettJMiller on Sep 23, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Does anyone else get the feeling the race for the #1 pick is going to come down to closing day?
And think we’re going to win on closing day?
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COme baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack #1 pick!
I just have a gut feeling that the baseball gods are gonna crush our dream and we’re gonna win every game from now on.
I'd be even more upset if we were competing with the Padres
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 23, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. There's still a 1% chance the Nats pass on Strasburg due to signability issues.
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by BrettJMiller on Sep 23, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Aye.
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by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I could see JJ giving up 3 runs, but I got shit to do.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
Against us?
Me.
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by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Hit by..... Kendry!!!!!
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by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck.
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by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn you Ichiro.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
Hit every pitch slowly to third.
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by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
Willie to CF QUICK
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by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Ichiro you motorboating sonofabitch.
"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.
I'm up!
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by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey I just saw Bedard smiling
Is he allowed to do that?
Of course not, He's french,
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by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
KENDRY KENDRY!!!!
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by .Taylor on Sep 23, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
It would not have been hard for Ichiro to let that drop and make it look like he tried.
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I dislike the fact that the amount of happiness I will experence for the remainder of the evening revolves entirely around Kendry Morales
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Howie Kendrick and Kendry Morales should trade first names
by Nick S on Sep 23, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
bahahahhaha
rec’d
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Gay.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
FUCK YOU AND FUCK MY DAUGHTER
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Fucking god damn it.
59-99 after tomorrow, Felix going and all. The Nationals better win again tomorrow.
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I regret ever opening the door for anagrams
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 23, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe he should hang out with Silva by the postgame spread rotfl
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 23, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Coach was so far ahead of his time I can't even believe it
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 23, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes you don't recognize greatness until it's too late.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
I miss Coach sometimes.
There, I said it.
"All I’ve ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They’re sticking it to me this year for whatever reason. "
.277/.324/.316
~Juan Pierre
At the last game I went to (the last one the M's won before tonight)
me and my friends decided that Reed is the team’s closet gay and Messenger is the child predator
Messenger is a fucking date rapist.
J.K.L.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
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