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Today's offtop, now with less tags than the last.

Possible topics of discussion could or could not include:

  • We're outsourcing our plethora of school shootings to Finland. What's the conversion rate to euros?
  • I saw 50 Cent in the whitest part of a rich white suburb in NJ today, looking for a place to shoot a movie. Discuss possible implications on sell-outness, and the likelihood for a Method Man-like movie about golf and country clubs. Show your work.
  • It's the last week of Mariner baseball. Does this make you happy or sad? Are there any memories of this year you'd like to share with the class?
  • I still hate Carl Everett. He didn't even show up at the game I went to just to heckle him.
  • Which is better, Ghostbusting or Ghostriding?
  • Is LEGO batman really necessary?
  • How is BrianL's wrist injury going to effect his posting stats? Feel free to speculate on your LL fantasy team's chances w/o him at top form. I for one predict an uptick in his House% after the Dr visit.

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It's only softcore.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 23, 2008 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my goodness I'm awake.

First morning shift in five years.

by Teej on Sep 23, 2008 7:11 AM PDT reply actions  

Right now it's green Superfood.

I stopped drinking caffeine for the most part early this year.

by Teej on Sep 23, 2008 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Monday IS the new Thursday

I’m already on Cup Of Tea #4 and I think I may hit double digits by the end of the day.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Sep 23, 2008 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I got 3.5 hours of sleep last night

so the tea isn’t really a nicety at this point, it’s a life support system.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Sep 23, 2008 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I actually had a reason to be drinking, somewhat sadly

I’ll call it an unfortunately necessary celebration and leave it at that

by seattlebruin on Sep 23, 2008 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nick Cave show last night

and I thought that vodka and red bull would keep me going. Which it did. But this morning I think I should have just had the red bull portion of the beverage.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Sep 23, 2008 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm looking to hear the story myself.

Maybe when he gets his head out of the toilet.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Sep 23, 2008 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was absolutely stellar

The Bad Seeds are one of the most ferocious live bands you’ll ever see. The set list was a great mix of the new record (probably played 8 of the songs off it) and stuff going all the way back to Your Funeral, My Trial; it wasn’t a “Nick Cave Greatest Hits” set per se, but he did hit a lot of the high points. The set closer was an absolutely murderous version of Stagger Lee; how a man that small wrings such intensity and power from that little frame I’ll never know.

It doesn’t replace seeing The Fluid as my show of the year, but it’s pretty damn close.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Sep 23, 2008 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, as an added bonus,

the Crystal was so packed that I kept getting stepped on all night by people coming and going past me. Sigh. But, overall, it was well worth it.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Sep 23, 2008 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're drinking grass?

How does that stuff taste? I’ve never had the opportunity to try it.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 23, 2008 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's delicious.

It’s creepy because it’s green, but it’s more of a kiwi and apple taste than a veggie taste. I have a pretty low tolerance for gross stuff that’s supposed to be good for you, but this stuff’s awesome.

by Teej on Sep 23, 2008 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, there's a store down the street that sells it.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 23, 2008 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jeremy Shockey out 3 to 6 weeks, aggrivated hernia.

(sigh) Paint the walls with my brains!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Sep 23, 2008 7:13 AM PDT reply actions  

I am convinced that I did something terrible in a past life.

That is the only thing can explain why my sports teams all blow ass.

Maybe the Hornets can break the spell next season.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Sep 23, 2008 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Neat timing

I just got the press release at work over this one.

I don’t like exclusivity contracts on devices, but Apple started this latest war, so let’s have at them…

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by MarkE on Sep 23, 2008 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Surely you can port a number across?

I don’t know what the deal is over there, but in the UK you can xfer a number over relatively trouble-free (and cost free) between networks.

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by MarkE on Sep 23, 2008 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Untrue these days

As long as you satisfy your Verizon contract, the day that contract is up you are free to take that number to whatever carrier you see fit.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Sep 23, 2008 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you not friends enough to pay $175?

because for the low low price of $175 Verizon will let you walk away from that contract.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Sep 23, 2008 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn it, that's almost the cost of a plane ticket, so no.

Also too many people I know have Verizon, allowing me free minutes and texts with them.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 23, 2008 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is the problem

Verizon has me stuck in their stupid hole because of that

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Corcotopia and Washingtonhighways.org

by Corco on Sep 23, 2008 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

You signed the contract willingly, right?

Thus you are not “stuck” in anything you did not yourself do.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Sep 23, 2008 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well right

I just hate them but they have left me with no better option

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Corcotopia and Washingtonhighways.org

by Corco on Sep 23, 2008 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

My problem is that 90% of the calls I make are to other Verizon phones

So it’s not really economical for me to switch

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by Corco on Sep 23, 2008 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

So you're not stuck, then

I don’t mean to pick on you, I just hate when people say they’re “stuck” with something when there are in fact options. Verizon, as megamondo corporations go, is one of the more benign; it gives you (well, sells you, I guess) what you need, so it fits your needs.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Sep 23, 2008 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm aware of this

I just like to whine

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by Corco on Sep 23, 2008 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Southwest Airlines as well.

by Wilder. on Sep 23, 2008 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have you checked Lafayette airport prices?

I think as a sub hub regional thing, they get subsidized. But then there is the cost of getting TO Lafayette from wherever you’re at, so it probably would wash out anyway.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Sep 23, 2008 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Figured as much.

Thought it might be worth mentioning. My company’s office is Baton Rouge, and they usually use docks in Morgan City, so Lafayette is the only airport down there I’m familiar with.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Sep 23, 2008 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Despite my general dislike for anything Southern,

I can’t say I dislike Biloxi. I work a bunch of casino shows down there a year, and the all the people I’ve talked to on my morning runs (through the rubble for the last few years, unfortunately)seem better than the average southerner.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 23, 2008 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

From a sample size of about 30 casino shows and about 150 morning runs,

I dislike Baton Rouge and Tunica much more. Biloxi at least has a small-town thing going for it that the others lack.

Wait, am I really defending a piece of the south to acblue? Didn’t we already have this discussion from opposite sides?

And for further discussion, what is the relationship between Biloxi and Gulfport? The airport is in Gulfport, but everyone calls it the Biloxi airport. Guilt by association?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 23, 2008 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Biloxi and Gulfport are across the water from each other, aren't they?

Or wait…I don’t know. There’s only like 60 miles of Mississippi Coast.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 23, 2008 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Biloxi is on the penninsula.

Gulfport is a little west. But everything there is Biloxi, even in “downtown” Gulfport.

Both towns still look like 3rd world countries as of the last time I was there, though. It really sucks that the casinos there didn’t help rebuild, they just got their permits they wanted and started up again.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 23, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who cares if they don't appreciate it - you can still do it.

Both carriers just need to serve the same area. That undoubtedly applies in your case, right?

Read here….

If you’re still under contract w/Verizon, yeah, you may need to pay a termination fee, but you can port the number.

by marc w on Sep 23, 2008 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

So I've got a hairline fracture in my wrist as well as some rather nasty bruising and swelling.

Thankfully the doctor gave me one of those nifty soft casts. I can actually type with this thing.

by BrianL on Sep 23, 2008 7:17 AM PDT reply actions  

So you're saying it's not lupus?

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 23, 2008 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, it's never lupus.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 23, 2008 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm looking forward to the recap in pictures of Jeff's firstborn's birthing.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 23, 2008 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, I take that back.

I don’t want to see the clown little-Jeff that will follow.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 23, 2008 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man that sucks. The way you dropped that from left field last night was a trip.

I’m used to cracking on people when they are hurt or sick, and receiving the same in return, but my peer group is… something. Anyway, seriously. Hope that heals up for you quickly. Unless Robert is the saxophone player. If that’s the case, then hope it’s your non-dominate hand and best of luck with that.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Sep 23, 2008 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh hell.

The Seattle PI has caught on to Strasburg.

by BrianL on Sep 23, 2008 7:48 AM PDT reply actions  

I love this quote:
“The Nationals are one of the worst offensive teams (in history),” ESPN.com baseball writer Jayson Stark said. “For the Mariners, it’s going to take a big effort to score less than the Nationals because they flat-out cannot score.”

by Wilder. on Sep 23, 2008 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is the best nline.
One more request: When you make the Nissan Shift to the Bullpen, bring in Miguel Batista every time.

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Sep 23, 2008 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow! Washburn isn't a total douche after all!
Asked if it’s wrong for a Mariners’ fan to root for the Mariners to lose so they can get the No. 1 pick, Jarrod Washburn said: “Nope, I don’t think so at all. Realistically, what else do they have to root for at this point in the season? I can’t fault them for that.”

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Sep 23, 2008 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

We can’t possibly trade Washburn

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by Corco on Sep 23, 2008 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly.

Aside from that Kenji thing, Washburn has been cool the whole time.

by ThundaPC on Sep 23, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

50 cent can't be a sellout

He’s following the Diddy path to megastardom, which means he ‘sold out’ years ago. secondary question: Is there even such a thing as “selling out” any more? Isn’t that what all mainstream artists want/aspire to do?

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Sep 23, 2008 8:06 AM PDT reply actions  

All musical fame ends with selling out

All of it. When you sign a contract or head out to tour, you have technically sold out: you have sold your services to a contractor.

Well, enslaved yourself, if you really look at record deals, but that’s a whole other issue.

by Gomez on Sep 23, 2008 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Back in my day, though,

“selling out” meant more than that – back in the 80’s/early 90’s it was very much the exception, not the rule, that artists sold their stuff to commercials/tv shows/movie trailers/whatever else. So there was always a certain stink to rampant commercialism via music, where these days that’s not necessarily the case. So to me “selling out” means “Verizon Presents So-And-So” when So-and-So could just as easily go on tour without corporate sponsorship.

I don’t actually think that such sponsorship would STOP me from seeing So-And-So, but still.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Sep 23, 2008 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

It won't and shouldn't stop most people

It’s just a fact of life these days that, for a musical act to make any money, they have to peddle their services one way or another.

by Gomez on Sep 23, 2008 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

I realized that the sell-out comment would get attention, but it was more a homage to all the Ice Cube fueled discussion in the past…

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 23, 2008 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I know

And I don’t vilify people who sell out: it’s a choice that has its benefits and consequences like any important decision.

by Gomez on Sep 23, 2008 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

These days, bands prefer to do things themselves.

Even though Kasabian has some great music, should they be considered sell-outs for getting paid to be on a Madden soundtrack? The days of signing bonuses are on rapid decline. Bands (especially hip hop groups) would receive a huge signing bonus, go out and spend it on fancy homes and cars, not realizing that they were expected to pay that sum back with album sales (or were overly optimistic about their projected sales and realized they were in trouble).
Bands are beginning to market themselves much better, through video games, indie film, and social networking sites.

If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.

by kevin_ess on Sep 23, 2008 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm not a big purist any more

I’m actually glad bands can go their own route these days, and smaller bands can get themselves heard a lot more via these sales/marketing opps. Not a bad thing.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Sep 23, 2008 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not that I'm a fan,

but I figure if you’ve been shot over eight times, you get a bit of artistic license.

If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.

by kevin_ess on Sep 23, 2008 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I pirate that!

If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.

by kevin_ess on Sep 23, 2008 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

*would

If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.

by kevin_ess on Sep 23, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, I had just typed this comment, then deleted it.

Mindmeld. I was also thinking that if someone told me there was a hip hop track on a late Style Council record, I would probably believe them.

by marc w on Sep 23, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unispired?

So are we collectively inspired as one?

by Gomez on Sep 23, 2008 8:16 AM PDT reply actions  

Damn, new FF doesn't have SL spelling.

I’ll fix both of them.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 23, 2008 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

I was so hoping it was intentional.

by Gomez on Sep 23, 2008 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty inspired now.

Although it might be gas.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 23, 2008 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's a bit scary.

If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.

by kevin_ess on Sep 23, 2008 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

School shootings in Finland, eh?

Jack Thompson to the white courtesy phone.

by BrianL on Sep 23, 2008 8:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Okay

- Finnish boys are just jealous they can’t get chicks like Patrik Antonius.
- Worry about 50 Cent’s credibility when he starts making G rated Disney movies, aka the Ice Cube Principle… though the issue of him having credibility in the first place is debatable.
- I would rather this season be over.
- If I was Carl Everett, I’d never leave my house either. I’d probably also lose 50 pounds and not be a stupid bigot, but speculating further is fruitless.
- Ghostwriting makes more money.
- Y SO BLOCKY?
- First person to say BrianL has girlparts gets banned… oh wait I can’t do shit about it nm

by Gomez on Sep 23, 2008 8:34 AM PDT reply actions  

When you get used to not having power, it sets you free...

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 23, 2008 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

What a weird conundrum it was

Never wanted it. Had it, out of circumstance. Wasn’t sure how much to use it. Wasn’t sure IF to use it. Tried not to use it. Tried to use it. Damned if I did, damned if I didn’t. Went out for drinks.

by Gomez on Sep 23, 2008 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bahahahahaha this is great.

My boss is trying to deal with a Kronos tech support agent about Crystal-based reports. Except this support agent can’t make an “r” sound.

“I’m sowwy but Kwonos is not Cwystal suppowted”

by BrianL on Sep 23, 2008 9:15 AM PDT reply actions  

hahaha

outsourcing is awesome

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by Corco on Sep 23, 2008 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

So THAT'S where Pontius Pilate ended up...

You should as him how Biggus is doing these days…

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by PositivePaul on Sep 23, 2008 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, did we all know that the Nationals hold the tiebreaker over us?

Via their record last season being worse than ours last season, rather than H2H performance this season?

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by andrewgolfsalot on Sep 23, 2008 9:18 AM PDT reply actions  

*Cough* Shawne Merriman *Cough*

I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.

by andrewgolfsalot on Sep 23, 2008 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read into that as cortisone shot type of treatment.

Reducing the inflammation, masking the injury. Hadn’t thought of it from your point of view though. I’ve got a wicked image in my head of a professional weight lifter who’s pectoral popped during a lift (because of what you mention). They found he had massive calcification of his muscle tissues due to “performance enhancer” overuse. They had to remove the muscle. Gross.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Sep 23, 2008 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man, it would suck to attend this school.

What’s their mascot?

If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.

by kevin_ess on Sep 23, 2008 9:40 AM PDT reply actions  

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by Faux on Sep 23, 2008 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, sorry.

If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.

by kevin_ess on Sep 23, 2008 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

So Hocking tattletailed on Minnesota by alerting the Angels. Traitor.

by Wilder. on Sep 23, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

This reminds me of a game in the early or mid 90's

where a Blue Jays player went out with a road jersey that said TOROTNO

by Gomez on Sep 23, 2008 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I need more beer advice.

I just turned 21 today and my parents are coming into town and want to take me to a nice restaurant, and I’m going to let them because it’s a weekday. I obviously can’t get shitfaced, but I want to go somewhere with good beer on tap.

Price isn’t much of an issue because they offered to take me to the Metropolitan Grill. They insist on buying me a really nice dinner so McMenamins or another one of Seattle’s real good bars without much else to offer are probably out of the question. Ideally I’d choose a place with a selection of their own brews but also offers a pretty upscale dinner.

Has anyone ever drank at the Met Grill, even for just one or two drinks? I’m sure they don’t brew their own, but am I right to assume they’ll have something tasty on tap? Or is there somewhere else anyone can recommend me?

by Double06 on Sep 23, 2008 9:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Happy birthday!

Be careful your first few legal weeks. That seems to be when most people get in trouble!

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Sep 23, 2008 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, if you're going to the Met and someone else is footing the bill

and you’re not drinking in quantity, get a martini. They do them better than most Seattle restaurants – the Smoky Met is really good. But, if beer is what you really want, they do have Hoegaarden on tap – the Met isn’t known for their beer, they’re more of a mixed-drink expense-account-money-is-no-object type place.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Sep 23, 2008 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not a big mixed drink fan, so I'll probably go with the Hoegaarden.

You’re right in that I should take advantage of my parents’ generosity, which is why I’m really trying to find a place with food I certainly can’t afford on my own. That’s definitely priority #1. But it’d be perfect if I could have a great beer with it. I like Hoegaarden a lot and a steak I can cut with my fork sounds absolutely mouthwatering so I’m definitely leaning towards there more than before.

by Double06 on Sep 23, 2008 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's a good choice

and honestly, the porterhouse at the Met is one of the best steaks you’ll ever have. Cuts with a fork, melts in your mouth.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Sep 23, 2008 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had the Chateaubriand last time.

I like to consider myself a tiny bit of an adventurest when it comes to food, but that steak ruined me on beef for weeks after. I’m very looking forward to that again, but I just know trying something else there has the potential to be just as or more rewarding. I may have to force myself to try the porterhouse, but I’m gonna need more self convincing. Maybe I’ll go with what goes best with a Martini or a Hoegaarden. But either way there’s no way I can lose.

by Double06 on Sep 23, 2008 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hoegaarden with steak, I dunno'.

That’s a pretty light beer to pair with red meat.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm 21.

Good beer + Good meat = Good meal. Besides, martini’s aren’t exactly real heavy either. (Although I’ll willingly concede my drinking inexperience.) Also, they may have something else real good on tap that’s a bit thicker too.

by Double06 on Sep 23, 2008 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

It would be like drinking white wine with red meat, though.

The beer wouldn’t seem all that good, because the steak would overpower it. I’d go for a porter or stout personally.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ideally, you're absolutely right.

I’ll just have to see what they have. But I’m inexperienced enough to not let a good food-drink combo disappoint me when I love both of them.

by Double06 on Sep 23, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have the Hoegaarden with the salad/appetizer course

then switch to either a good cabernet if wine’s your thing, or have water.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Sep 23, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can't recommend Cab + steak enough.

Especially if it’s a Napa Cab. If it’s not Napa Cab, and they have an Old Vine Zin, then that’s a good alternative…

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by PositivePaul on Sep 23, 2008 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Taphouse downtown has an entire wall of beers on tap.

It is nice, but not too formal. The food is pretty good. Crazy selection of beer and bartenders/servers who know enough about them to steer you in the right direction.

It is on 6th ave I think. Just up the hill a bit from the Pacific Place Mall.

Oh, and Happy Birthday!

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Sep 23, 2008 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

But the Met has better food

This is the dilemma with downtown Seattle. The places your parents most likely want to take you are great restaurants with good mixed drinks – the beer places are all downscale (still nice but not swanky). Go to the Met, get one of the best steaks you’re ever likely to have, have a good martini, and live like Gordon Gekko for a couple hours; once you see the prices of the entrees you’ll never want to go there again. It’s well worth it if your parents are treating.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Sep 23, 2008 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm with you on this one.

Take the all expenses paid dinner at the Met while you have the chance. You can afford to pay for your own beer experimentation.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Sep 23, 2008 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've been to the Met once before, and I've never had a better steak in my life.

I never imagined going there again, but then again I never expect anyone to pay that much money for a dinner.

by Double06 on Sep 23, 2008 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Get their specialty martini, as others have said.

That is, if you know how to drink, and aren’t a fan of sweetened drinks.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 23, 2008 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I'll have to try the special martini too.

Sweet drinks are for festive occasions with an 80% female crowd only.

by Double06 on Sep 23, 2008 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

80% seems oddly arbitrary

and would require some sort of headcount, which seems like a lot of work for a drink.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Sep 23, 2008 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why does it matter what everyone else drinks?

When I go out I drink beer, my buddy drinks whiskey-diets, and my finacee drinks tequila.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Sep 23, 2008 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

It matters if you're single and trying to impress someone, I guess

but for the likes of us hitched-up folks, yeah, it doesn’t really matter. Which is why I stick with my usual combination of Windex and Tang.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Sep 23, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll have to try that.

I guess it never crossed my mind that I should drink the same thing as my “date”. I was always just careful not get completely phammered.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Sep 23, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

You don't have to, I don't think

I just remember my single, college days when if I was with a room full of single women, I would watch what they drank and copy them. Why? Because I was kind of a loser, really. But still.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Sep 23, 2008 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

It does?

I’m not sure I’ve ever matched my drink to a potential.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 23, 2008 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not single, so no.

Unless a party springs up and all they have are Cosmo mixers.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Sep 23, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I'm somewhat confused as well.

Girls seem to like it when guys drink things like whisky, at least in my experience.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lime Ricky. I've had a friend order this.

If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.

by kevin_ess on Sep 23, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds delicious.

I enjoy drinks that are typically enjoyed by landed gentry.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Delicious.

I also love a good sloe gin fizz.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

My appreciation for good liquor is gaining lots of momentum.

But I haven’t grown to like Gin much. Albeit the best gin I’ve tried is Tanqueray.

by Double06 on Sep 23, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonic is horrible.

It has tons of high fructose corn syrup in it, too, which is bad for hangovers.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonic has HFCS?

Are you trying to take away my favorite drink?

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 23, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just trying to keep you healthy!

Switch to gin and soda with lime. Still delicious.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to the supreme higher knowledge of all

You are correct:

Medicinal tonic water originally contained only carbonated water and a large amount of quinine. However, most tonic water today contains a medically insignificant amount of quinine, and is thus used for its flavor only. It is consequently less bitter, and is also usually sweetened.

It’s on to soda for me.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 23, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

No wonder they like tonic drinks in the South.

Malaria used to be a real problem down there.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Sep 23, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You won't be sorry.

Soda is the best of all mixers.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO!

Look, the key here is moderation. That goes for booze, and it goes for carbonated sweet drinks too.
HFCS isn’t good, but that shouldn’t FORCE you to sully your gin with soda.

Drinking is very personal, but I cry inside every time I see a gin and soda made. It just tastes salty to me, and totally ruins the gin. Hell, maybe you’ll like it..in which case, you win.
But man, be careful out there. Soda….yeeeeshhh.

by marc w on Sep 23, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

To hell with it.

I’ll add another drink to my plan and try both.

by Double06 on Sep 23, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

In response to Thingray (because SBN broke)

HFCS turns anything you digest with it into fat. I’d like to see them disprove that.

by Gomez on Sep 23, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't say they were right.

I just think it’s hilarious that they are advertising now.

I love my HFCS even if it is bad for me. Then again, I am a beanpole.

I'm back to liking midgets too much.

by Thingray on Sep 23, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe I should take that back afterall.

My parents rescheduled for tomorrow so I went out with some co workers for my 21st. (Who then got me thoroughly wasted.) Somebody across the bar heard about it so they bought me a Whisky7. I went through it fast enough and made the mistake of saying I wasn’t feelig it yet that they bought me another. And one of my coworkers did the same after I was done with that.

I was also bought a couple Manny’s thereafter, which I wasn’t all too disappointed with. Although I’m still craving for a Mirror Pond. Someone also bought me a Bud Light, which I didn’t want but went with it anyways. God damn I got a cold reminder that’s the worst fucking beer I’ve ever had. I’ll never drink that as even a social beer.

by Double06 on Sep 24, 2008 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I used to live in DC.

Paying $200 for dinner + wine for two doesn’t phase me anymore.

Sadly.

I go to law school. Therefore, I have no life.

by andrewgolfsalot on Sep 23, 2008 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's it?

Yeah, living in NNJ/NYC, there’s one of those in every small town. It goes up from there.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Sep 23, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going at 8:30, so that shouldn't be a problem.

That said, I’m expecting to be sharing a room with a lot of yuppies.

by Double06 on Sep 23, 2008 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of guys in $1000 suits eating expense account dinners

and if you’re there after a game, you may see a few ballplayers.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Sep 23, 2008 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

In the evenings picture more upscale.

Suits, conservative types (they exist in this town). The Gordon Gekko comment was pretty apt.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Sep 23, 2008 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Met used to give a pretty good recommendation if you asked.

I’m not sure if the wine sommelier is involved in the beer choices. The Met has a new one (and new restaurant manager) since I’ve been there last so maybe things have changed. My sister used to work there so I’m biased towards the Met. For what they do they are arguably the best in town.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Sep 23, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

The only problem is that their beer selection's kinda weak

at least compared to the four page wine list, which is one of the better ones I’ve seen in Seattle.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Sep 23, 2008 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

They used to carry Grant's Scottish Ale on tap.

It no longer exists. May God rest it’s soul. (and Grant’s went great with a steak, but I’d say I’m peculiar in my tastes and go with a wine.)

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Sep 23, 2008 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

The guy they used to have down there was pretty cool.

Dave Coyle I think. He played the role, but when he took the monkey suit off he was a pretty cool joe to hang with, which unfortunately I only had the pleasure of doing about twice. My sister has some very interesting friends.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Sep 23, 2008 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck 'em, I'm not old enough to appreciate wine yet.

And they’ll never see me at that establishment ever again.

by Double06 on Sep 23, 2008 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not true.

You don’t need to be a certain age to appreciate good wine.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Sep 23, 2008 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

You need to have drinken a certain amount of wine to appreciate good wine.

I grew up with a wine geek of a father (also a beer geek), and I have never in my childhood developed an appreciation for it. For example, I haven’t tried one red I have been able to appreciate. When I was about 10 I found I liked sweet and/or fruity wines like Spumante but in the 11 years thereafter I haven’t made much progress in the wine category.

Again, it’s obviously inexperience, and I’ve started to appreciate drier white wines in recent years and combined with my growing appreciation with beer it’s obvious I’m headed in that direction. I’m just not there yet. I’m guessing I’m on pace to start to really appreciate wines in the next 5 or 10 years, but things can certainly change and I might get there sooner.

by Double06 on Sep 23, 2008 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never cared for it until I learned more about food.

Once I had proper pairings of good food and good wine, I began to see what the fuss is all about. I still prefer beer, assuming decent options are available.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would consider it an acquired taste.

So I’d would equate it with having a hobby. Poor analogy but analogies usually aren’t perfect, so there’s that. When people get uppity about their tastes or hobbies, fuck’em. If they want to share their acquired information great, otherwise shut up and keep it to yourself.

"Sorry I hit you in the helmet Hank, I meant to hit you in the neck." Stan Williams to Hank Aaron.

by dpseadv on Sep 23, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd second this, but it's a German beer house, not a Belgian one.

The Belgian one is something else.

People’s pub Goulash… mmmmmm.

by marc w on Sep 23, 2008 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps. I'd have to see it.

If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.

by kevin_ess on Sep 23, 2008 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've always been treated really well at the Monk.

The guy seemed like he was in an absolute haze, so I’m willing to assume something bad had happened.

The Monk’s on the Hill, so I think we might be thinking of different places. Are you thinking of the alehouse near the Tractor/Hattie’s?

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's the one.

If this were golf, the Mariners would be winning.

by kevin_ess on Sep 23, 2008 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

For whatever reason, I haven't been there.

I’ve heard good things, I’m just typically in the mood for the People’s or Hattie’s when I’m on Ballard Ave.

J.K.L.

by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2008 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions